Original subtitles

Well, the idea is that the supermarket is finished by January of 2004,

and opened to the public in March.

Any competitors?

Almost none.

It's a humble area, and there are no other supermarkets close.

The good thing is that most people doesn't have a car, so they won't go anywhere else to buy.

We would have a captivated market of around 30.000 people.

What will you do when the supermarket opens, Scotty?

I guess you will close, right?

We will see. Here's your change.

We will see.

[SOON Estrada Studio]

Hey.

Are you sure about what you said?

Because I already payed you,

and they are still constructing over there.

Lower your voice, Scotty.

And never mistrust our word.

Ever.

[SANTOS Logistics and planning]

Architect!

[LAMPONNE Technique and mobility]

Come see this, architect!

The business is solid, round.

The biggest supermarkets built in the most poor areas of Brazil

have had amazing results.

Liliana, I asked you not to put through any calls.

They found what!?

Where is it?

- Over here. - Yeah...

Who found it?

A group of workers. They are hired by the day.

You didn't tell anyone, right?

No, I didn't, obviously.

But we will have to tell an organism.

We will tell you about it. Let's keep it a secret for now.

[Tell Her You Love Her by Frank Sinatra plays]

Good afternoon.

Who's in charge?

For now, me. What can I help you with?

Máximo Cozzetti, from the Independent Paleontology Foundation. How are you?

[RAVENNA Characterization]

Jorge Rubín. I'm the representative lawyer of the construction firm

- that owns these lands. - aha.

We have to see how we remove these found pieces

so we can resume the construction as soon as possible.

Imagine, having all these people on stop costs us a lot of money.

I imagine, yes.

Excuse me.

High purity rates.

That's right.

And I tell you, you will spend even more money.

Are you aware of law 9080/1913?

What the fuck is law 9080/1913?

Law 9080/1913 indicates... [NATURAL SCIENCE MUSEUM]

that, given the authenticity of the found pieces,

the lands fall into in the hands of the government

as to perform excavations for a period of time of at least three years.

Of course, first, our expert will compare the bones

and then, in his lab, will perform the carbon-14 test.

We have brought our own expert, just to have another opinion.

I hope you don't mind.

No, my god.

Not at all, if the director agrees...

On my end, it's all good.

Proceed.

[Feel Like Making Love by Roberta Flack plays]

[EGIDIO FERUGIO PALEONTOLOGY MUSEUM TRELEW, PROVINCE OF CHUBUT]

How impressive this is.

[MEDINA Investigation]

I hope next week we are able to return the real pieces.

Don't worry, Medina. Until they realize these pieces are missing...

...seventy million years could go by.

More mate?

The result of the tests was positive.

Yes, but I think we could try bribing some public servant,

and let us go back to constructing in less than three years.

In the best of cases...

we would need at least five years to make the supermarket run,

and three more years to recover part of the invested money.

What if the dollar goes up?

No, I don't think that would happen.

Well, let's vote on this.

Yes, to keep going, and no...

...to step back and invest in some other land.

Excuse me, you got light?

No, I don't smoke.

You?

No, me neither.

Come.

Let's cross the street.

They say there are some great serrano ham sandwiches in this grocery store.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Hello, how are you? - Good morning.

And Venice?

- No, that one either. - No?

Ah...

It's amazing.

I can't explain to you what that city is like.

First of all, there's no cars.

Since it's an island, you go by boat.

Instead of buses, you take boats that take you from one canal to the other.

When we finish university...

...we go.

I invite you.

Alright.

- Excuse me, can I come in? - No!

No, mom!

Food is ready!

We are going!

How embarrassing, my god!

No, but really... she loves it.

She loves to interrupt and take a look, she loves it.

And she also loves to participate sometimes.

- Liar! - I swear!

I swear! She always does it!

She does the same with all my girlfriends!

Which? The ones you have now?

How mean!

[mumbling]

- How are you, dad? - Hello.

- No, no. - How not?

- Hello. - Hello.

Hello, Clara.

How are you?

- Hello, mom. - Hello.

Good, all good?

Fede! Come.

Listen to this.

I bought it yesterday.

It's wonderful.

Dad, you sing terribly.

Don't humiliate me, please.

- Come on now. - Enri!

- What? - Can you lower the volume?

I can, I can!

You don't like music either, Clara?

I do like it! I just like it a little lower.

So we can talk.

You don't like it, you don't.

Poor guy. He composes songs to be background music.

Great background, though, dad.

Yes, yes. Pathetic.

- Do you have a spoon? - Yes.

Dad, I think it's better at night.

No... too formal.

A barbecue on the evening is more relaxed.

Okay...

It's going to be fifty years, Enrique.

We make a dinner party at night, and we could bring an orchestra.

If you do it at night, I have clothes to wear.

I bought a dress...

- ...that's beautiful. - Clara...

...don't feel pressured...

...but we will like to invite your parents.

No... you don't have to, Marga.

At some point, we have to meet.

Plus, It's not my fifty birthday everyday.

I think it's a great occasion to meet your parents.

The thing is, dad, that Clara is very reserved with her family.

She didn't introduce them to me, either.

No, the things is that they live very far away.

And here, we are close to university.

No... plus, your birthday would become too formal.

You will be with your friends, having a good time. Don't worry about it.

We will see some other time.

You are not embarrassed of us, right?

Oh, no!

He's messing with you.

Well, the invitation is still there.

Obviously, you can bring your little brother too.

Mom, her "little brother" is already 14 years old.

He's still young. Little brother.

[TODAY WE PRESENT: "The Unpresentables"]

Is your brother home?

I will check.

Hello.

- How are you, Javier? - How are you?

The neighbors are waiting for you outside.

I'm going.

How are you, Clara?

- Hello, dad. - Do you want some oranges?

No, thanks.

Go say hi to your mom.

She hasn't heard about you for two days.

She was worried.

She's been busting my balls.

What happened?

Nothing, mom. It's me.

How are you?

- Good, and you? - Well.

A while ago...

...your mother-in-law called.

To invite us to her husband's birthday party next week.

She said Javito should go too.

I'm not sure he wants to go.

She seemed nice, that lady.

You will have to explain to me how to get there, cause I didn't understand shit.

The legal...

...is many times unfair.

And the unfair is, paradoxically, often illegal.

What do we do with that, as lawyers?

Molina?

I'm sorry.

Ambar?

Trying to outcome the fair with the legal gadgets we can find.

Error.

What we do is discard that statement.

We don't care about the concept of justice,

cause we are not God.

Doctor, excuse me for earlier.

- I was thinking about something else. - What thing?

No, nothing serious.

Serious enough to be distracted from my class.

Can I help you with something?

No, thanks. I think my problem is more psychological than legal.

Then, you will have to see a psychologist.

Yes, I should.

But I need a definite solution in the real world now.

Give me your phone number.

My phone?

Yes, your phone. I won't ask you out.

Trust me.

There's a group of people that solves any kind of problems.

Yours too, I'm sure.

I know it's wrong.

But I feel embarrassed by my family.

If you feel embarrassed, it's not wrong.

One is never guilty of how they feel.

On top of all, my boyfriend's parents are delightful.

They are both professionals. Well-mannered, elegant.

I'm terrified about what could happen at that party.

My dad...

Well, my dad is very impolite.

He's very aggressive...

He eats with bad manners.

He makes vulgar jokes all the time.

My mom...

My mom dresses very poorly.

She talks loudly, almost screaming, trying to catch attention.

And my brother, well, my brother...

Poor thing, I don't know, but he makes me embarrassed too.

- How old is he? - 14.

Going through puberty.

Yeah.

I guess, compared to other problems, this must be silly, right?

No, it's not silly at all.

You did many things to differentiate yourself from them.

To shift your destiny.

You attend university, you learned languages, you work alone since you are 16,

you were able to buy your own car.

You are dating a guy with a good family.

You fitted right in with them.

And now you are terrified by the idea your family ruins it all.

I'm not sure what it is you do...

...but I would like you stopped my family from going to the party.

That would be pushing the problem for later, Clara.

Whether you like it or not, they are your parents.

Sooner or later, you will have to introduce them.

The sooner, the better.

At first, I thought it could be a psychological issue from Clara.

That she saw her parents in a worse way than they actually are.

She never wanted to introduce them. Not to her high school friends nor university friends.

But I was mistaken.

It's not just a psychological problem.

They truly are unpresentable.

Oscar. Clara's father.

He's not very adept of working.

In theory, he's an electronic technician.

He fixes TVs in his garage. But the truth is, he fixed the last one two years ago.

aesthetically, he is stuck in the '70s. He drives a Chevy that is just as unpresentable as he is.

Currently, he spends all day lazing around.

He dresses terribly.

He's very foulmouthed and has terrible manners when eating.

He overuses toothpicks and takes off his earwax with pens.

Between '75 and '78 he had a very peculiar job.

He was a tiger tamer in Athens circus.

He was kicked out when an incident happened.

A tiger revolted, jumped and bit an old lady.

Lamponne, do we have contact with any wild animal's zoo?

We do.

Could we get a tiger?

We could.

Good.

[Get a tiger]

Susana, her mom.

She doesn't necessarily have bad manners.

But her physical aspect might be what unsettles Clara.

She works at a restaurant, El Viejo Retiro, in Puerto Madero.

From 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. from the next day.

This restaurant has exorbitant prices.

A pumpkin ratatouille costs 22 pesos.

A larded loin, 30 pesos.

And sodas, 4.50.

However, Susana is payed 500 pesos per month.

With which she sustains the whole family.

She designs all the meals, but when a customer wants to meet the chef

the owner presents a very young prep cook

because he's afraid Susana's physical aspect makes the client uncomfortable.

Javier, Clara's brother.

He's 14 years old. They call him Javito.

Terrible student and athlete.

He's on the peak of puberty. He can't stop looking at women.

I put microphones in his school bag.

I listened to conversations with his friends. He's saving money to go to a motel.

He can't tolerate virginity anymore.

I took a paper from his Spanish class and sent it to a graphologist.

Besides his spelling mistakes, which are many,

there's a thing I found interesting.

It seems that, given the way he writes the letter G, with a very big bottom,

and strongly connected to the next letter,

Javito has a very strong masculinity.

And he is prone to having very intense intercourse...

...and very long.

[Get a piano]

Enrique, 55 years old well executed.

He's the owner of a travel agency.

He works mostly with US, Europe and the Caribbean.

He is a fan of chess, and has a fixation with collecting chess boards.

There's a fact I found very interesting.

When he was in the fifth year of high school, he went to the TV show "Feliz Domingo",

and in the category "I Know",

he sang Sombrero de Paja, by El Club del Clan. [Context: Feliz Domingo was a game show in the 80's and 90's in Argentina]

Lamponne, make sure the orchestra has the sheet for Sombrero de Paja.

- Great. - And add in three laughmans, please.

Margarita, his mom.

51 years old. She's a psychoanalyst.

She buys this art and decoration magazine every month.

Last month she changed her curtains.

On the one before, she bought three prints from abstract painters.

These are the paintings.

Kandinsky, Morris Louis...

...and Mondrian.

The guests?

The Arguello's. Juan and Leonor.

They are Margarita and Enrique's best friends.

Juan is very tough.

He has a lot of influence in Enrique and advises him in all his businesses.

He's the main professor for Philosophy 3 in the Catholic University.

He loves Nietzsche, Hegel and Heidegger.

He's class-conscious, and very ironic.

Clara's family in the hands of this man is riffraff.

I put microphones in his wife's therapy sessions.

The results are truly interesting.

The fantasy comes back time after time again.

I want to go to bed with a disrespectful man.

That he makes love to me violently.

Juan treats me too well. He's always taking care of me.

I always have the power. I'm tired.

I want an animal.

A beast.

Someone that mistreats me, insults me, swears to me.

Another important couple.

The Ogdevilla's. Fernando and Magdalena.

He's the owner of an electronics's chain.

And she's does visual arts.

Lastly...

Grandma is coming.

Adela is 72 years old.

She's been a widow for 15 years.

She's Margarita's mom, her only daughter.

She's the one who truly supports the very high level of life this family carries.

Her opinion on Clara's family can be significant.

Grandma is elegant and obsessive.

She goes to the Jockey Club every Wednesday.

I think Oscar's presence next to this lady is a ticking time bomb.

Let's hope it doesn't go off.

[CEREMONIAL PROTOCOL AT THE CASA ROSADA]

I read on the article...

...that you organize all parties in the pink house.

We have very exclusive clients, yes.

Hello, hello. Good morning.

Good morning.

Pleasure to meet you.

Bruno Salamanca.

Congratulations, you have a beautiful house. Very good taste.

Thank you very much.

We didn't know if we should do something at night or...

...during midday, so it's more informal and use the garden.

We will tell guests to come in the afternoon.

And as we go, night will come.

This is an European trend.

Remember than there, they usually have dinner at around seven.

What I suggest is doing a thematic party. The 70's, for example.

The evocation of an era will work as an unifying thread all night.

What I have to ask of you, urgently, is the guests list.

Once you hire us, we take care of everything.

Invitations, music, photography...

Always taking into account our client's likes and trends.

Good, good.

So, what would be the cost for your services?

Well, we would estimate a budget that would include...

the prices of the food, always first class, the chef's fees...

who was brought especially from the Baton Rouge hotel, in Zurich.

Also the hiring of an orchestra, with members of the national philharmonic.

From that budget, you would pay exactly double the amount for logistics and labor.

One more thing.

We get the payment up-front.

- This one? - Kandinsky.

Improvisation 31.

Also known as "Sea Battle".

He uses the image of two big boats pointing their cannons.

The action happens between the two ascendant diagonals,

which form the central triangle.

- Now this one. - Piet Mondrian.

Diamond painting in red, blue and yellow.

This painting doesn't have three-dimensional spaces,

but still, it looks dynamic to the eye.

Great. Again.

- This one. - Kandinsky.

Improvisation 31.

Also known as "Sea Battle".

- Congratulations! - Congratulations!

You grabbed a winning product.

You are our client number one millions, and you have won all these prices.

Elegant party clothes for you and all the members of your family.

three hundred packages of vermicelli pasta, "The Supreme".

Fifty passes for car wash "The Distinction".

And a set of hand-made Hungarian chess board and pieces, made in the XVIII century.

- Tomorrow at 5 o'clock we'll give you the awards. - Sir...

- Could we take a picture of you? - Over here, please.

A smile, please.

Thank you.

Tell me, Margarita.

Where did you get these people that organized the party?

Ah, I read about them in a design magazine!

And when they told me to do a thematic party, I said "that's it!".

You finally left the bedroom, you two.

Mom, don't embarrass me in front of all these people.

Hello, darling. How are you?

- Are you a lawyer already? - Almost.

And Clara is on her third year.

Fourth.

They told me you will introduce your parents today.

There's a lot of expectation.

Well... don't pressure them, come.

Let's drink something.

- Do you want? - Sure.

Here.

This 70's thing is so ridiculous.

Classic "new rich" party.

Hello.

Good evening.

- Good evening. - Hello.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

Hello!

- Hello! - Happy birthday!

How are you, friend?

- Good? - Thanks for coming.

Thanks. Thanks.

Great. Hey, what a display!

- Very luxurious! - It's impressive!

Margarita did everything.

She hired people who organizes parties at the Casa Rosada.

- Aha. - How great.

- What a lady! - Pretty, right?

Hello.

Happy birthday!

- Thanks! - Look at his shirt!

- It's cool! - Isn't it cute?

- Hey! - How are you?

Good evening.

How are you?

There's people I don't even know!

Present!

- For me? - Of course!

- Let's see. - Hope you like.

It's made with... Indian cloth.

It's a mat for the bathroom, right?

- Do you like? - Of course!

- Of course! - Well...

We wanted to give you something useful.

Thank you, friends.

They are arriving to the house, Santos.

They are arriving, Medina. Turn up the music.

Assistant, please.

[More Than A Woman by Bee Gees plays]

- Good evening. - Gentleman.

Well, thank you very much.

You're very kind.

- Excuse me. - This is looking nice.

Gentleman.

- How are you? - Good evening.

Come on in, please.

- Did you give them the map? - Yes.

Would they know how to come?

What do they come in?

By car.

Oh, okay.

Hello!

Well, this is Federico.

- How are you? - Hello, how are you?

Madam.

Nice to meet you.

And these are his parents.

- Margarita and Enrique. - Welcome, madam.

How are you? My pleasure.

Madam.

And he's Javier, my brother.

Master!

Smile, Javito, that you will get fed here!

He has a stupid face, but stupidity and all, he jerks off five times a day.

Well, Enrique, here...

A humble present.

- Well, thanks a lot! - Happy birthday.

Thanks a lot.

Wooow!

It's a chess board!

I collect them!

I don't understand shit about chess, but this one's good.

It's Hungarian or Australian...

They gifted it to me at the supermarket.

How pretty!

I can see you like abstract art.

Piet Mondrian.

Diamond painting in red, blue and yellow.

This painting doesn't have three-dimensional spaces,

but still, it looks dynamic to the eye.

Miss.

- Would you come with me to the kitchen? The chef wants to talk to you. - Yes, just a sec.

This chef came from Switzerland. They told me he does wonders.

Excuse me.

Your father-in-law proves Darwin was wrong.

Men don't come from the monkey, but from the rhinoceros.

How are you?

Juan.

Oscar, nice to meet you.

Tell me, where did you get that Chevy? It's very 70's, right?

From my houses garage!

"Federal Capital."

"The president has managed to calm down the threats made by the metallurgical union..."

Cozzetti, let me introduce you to the owners.

- Good evening. - How are you?

- Hello. - How are you?

I'm the birthday man!

Ah... great.

Listen, birthday man, where are the steel pans for fish?

We don't have steel pans for fish.

How am I supposed to cook, then?

Well... we thought you would bring your own equipment.

That I would bring my own equipment...

I get payed two cents and I have to bring my own equipment.

Can we talk about this later, Cozzetti?

That's right, don't make me talk now.

For starters...

- Don't disrespect us. We are treating you nicely. - Ah, well. Okay.

Then you can shove your birthday up your ass, moron.

What are you saying, Cozzetti!?

Excuse me. Cozzetti, we need to talk!

"A puma has escaped the Coliseum circus."

"We repeat."

"A puma has escaped a circus in Pilar and is on the loose."

"We recommend people to stay at home,"

"and if you have any information, contact your nearest police station."

- Hello. - Hello, where are you going?

- Lot 57. The party. - What are you bringing?

The orchestra.

- May I see? - Of course.

[Hot Stuff by Donna Summer plays]

- Good evening. - Hello.

It's fine. Proceed.

Are you sure he doesn't do anything?

Yes, sure. He's old. He doesn't have much longer.

Can you put the drum set a bit to the right?

Yes, we move it.

How long till you have everything ready?

20-25 minutes.

- Could it be 15? - 15...

- Let's go. - Thanks.

Kandinsky uses the image of two big boats.

The panting occurs on two ascendant diagonals,

which will then form the central triangle...

What does your dad do, Clara?

- Well, he's... - Right now, I'm unemployed.

If by "right now", you mean the last decade.

Shall I take your toothpick, gentleman?

Okay. Thank you.

[Can't Take My Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli plays]

And he just walked out. Very disrespectful.

We don't have a chef, and Enrique is very pissed.

Well, you could demand him.

Excuse me, madam.

I have an anonymous letter for you.

"You are a very beautiful woman, and I'm an inexperienced young man."

"However, I can't wait to smear you with oil."

"Lay you in bed and intubate my cock all the way up your throat."

"Signed, X."

Well, we will fix this somehow.

Yes, I want to know how!

The last thing we need is not having food after paying you what we payed!

Grandma is arriving, Santos.

Mom, grandma is here.

- We are going. - But she didn't come alone.

Excuse me.

- Hello, mom. - Hello!

How are you? Let me introduce you.

Mr. Milazzo, my daughter.

- How are you? - Guillermo, my son-in-law.

I met him yesterday at the Jockey Club.

Please.

He's a lovely man.

His father was born in the same town as my mom.

Don't tell me your work in El Viejo Retiro?

Yes, I cook there.

You cook there! Listen to this.

The madam cooks in El Viejo Retiro.

Where we ate last night.

Ah! A delicious meal!

What did you order?

Fetuccine alla salsa di mare.

That's one of my recipes.

Yeah?

She cooks like all hell!

She could cook for us, then.

Don't be disrespectful.

Yes, of course, young man. What do you need?

Come with me to the kitchen, please.

Excuse me, excuse me.

What do you need?

- Excuse me. - Yes.

Come, let me show you the garden.

Young man.

There's a woman who wants to meet you privately.

When I tell you...

...go through the hallway, first room.

Excuse me, madam. There's another letter for you.

"I will bite your titties until you scream "stop", beautiful bitch."

"In ten minutes, in Federico's room."

- How are you, beauty? - Hello!

How are you?

Good.

Rique and Marga's family-in-law are kinda... clownish, right?

Do you think so?

There's few food for that many people.

Can't you cook something else?

Of course, we would go buy anything she needs, on our behalf.

I have pasta packages on my car.

With the pasta and that fish...

I can do fetuccine with salsa di mare, the dish your mom loved so much.

Perfect.

Susana, I can't begin to tell you how embarrassed I am by all this.

Don't be upset!

These stuff happens.

Thank you so much.

"The puma from Coliseum circus is still missing in Pilar."

"We remind the nearby people..."

- Do you think they have butter? - Of course they have butter.

If they don't, we go buy.

Did you see how big this kitchen is, Susana?

A family could live here.

Motherfuckers.

Good evening, everyone.

If you could gather over here, please.

I hope you are having a pleasant evening.

We are going to dance and sing.

In a few minutes, we will start the show.

I hope you enjoy.

Thank you very much.

Young man.

The madam asked for you to go now.

- Through the hallway, first room? - Correct.

Here. Don't forget to use condoms.

- Are you ready, Lamponne? - Ready.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's all enjoy the remembrance show.

With us, the Peach Band!

[Tiritando by Donald is being sung]

Come here, spoiled brat.

Do whatever you want with me.

Power cut in 5... 4...

3... 2...

1....

Please, no one touch anything, the power might come back soon.

Thank you, and sorry.

Please.

We want to dance!

It will be just a few minutes.

- Tell me, did you see my wife? - No.

- Where is the light box? - Over here.

Dad, don't touch anything, please.

Let me see, daughter.

- This board is incomprehensible. - Let me see.

No...

It's not the fuses.

One of the instruments might have had a short-circuit.

Maybe one of them was too overloaded.

Please, tell them to disconnect the equipment. They might break.

- Disconnect the equipment, please. - Let's go.

There.

Nobody run.

Everybody, stay still.

Go walking behind me.

There.

Easy...

Enrique...

Bring me some rope, a cable from the instruments, something.

- Lamponne, I said a tiger. - I know.

But it costed 800 dollars per hour.

Our accountant said we were exceeding our budget.

Please, call security.

We called already.

The owners are coming this way.

Stay calm, he escaped from Coliseum circus.

All good?

All under control.

[Take The Long Way Home by Supertramp plays]

Where were you?

- In the bathroom. - In the bathroom? I've been looking for you for half an hour.

Well, I was in the bathroom.

I thought the puma hurt you.

Do I have bruises?

What do you mean, bruises?

Did it attack you?

- What puma are you talking about? - There's a puma in the house.

And Enrique's caveman father-in-law caught it, could you believe?

Excuse me, master. Where's the bathroom?

It's unheard of, having this animal on the loose.

More unheard of is what happened the week before.

They found fossil remains in the middle of Buenos Aires province.

Well, ladies and gentlemen...

What a better time than this for the hero of the night...

...to start the karaoke moment of this party!

How good!

Let's see what song he would like to sing.

Very well, he will sing Sombrero de Paja!

- I can't believe it! - Why?

We went to Feliz Domingo with this song!

We went to the final round with this.

Tell me, what relationship you have with the birthday man?

Nothing, really. I'm Clara's father.

His son's girlfriend.

Oh, well, then let's have his father-in-law here too!

Well, ladies and gentlemen...

I know you must be hungry, so I have very good news.

You may come in to the house.

Well...

You have two sauces.

Di mare sauce, and...

Of course...

You don't put cheese in these.

Those ones, you do.

I did the best I could.

Gentleman. Here you go, gentleman.

Ah, very kind of you.

Welll... Thanks for everything. Good night, Enrique.

- Happy birthday. - Thank you very much.

Excuse me, Oscar. Just a sec.

Tell me something. Is it true that you are unemployed?

Ah, yes. Sadly, yes.

Hard times, huh?

I run an electrical appliances company.

I was impressed by how fast you fixed the short-circuit situation.

I'm in need of a technician at the headquarters.

Would you be interested?

Susana, congratulations on your daughter.

Thank you very much.

And thank you for saving my night.

It's no big deal.

It's the tastiest dish I've eaten in years.

Enrique! Come here!

- Yeah? - Won't you give anything to these people?

If it wasn't for them, you would have starved, or gotten electrocuted, or eaten by a puma.

Excuse me, grandma. Dad...

Eh, well...

Well, here, Federico gave me a good idea.

It's been a while since I promised to gift a trip to Venice for him and Clara.

I think...

As a thank you, it would be good to extend the invitation for the whole family.

Is the food also paid for?

Thank you very very much!

We have never gone anywhere outside Argentina.

Well, you don't have to thank so much.

Enrique gets plane tickets for free.

He has a tourism agency.

Mom, don't start.

- Don't start with what? - Nothing, mom, it's fine.

- Well, good night and thank you. - Thank you, Margarita.

- Thanks for everything. - No, thank you.

- Thanks for coming. - Good night.

Good night!

Oscar, have a good one!

Take care of the young one!

Goodbye!

- Let's go. - God, everything hurts.

We knew you couldn't pay us.

So, in this case, your family-in-law will take care of the operative's costs.

We investigated them.

This won't modify their finances.

Nonetheless...

...you will be obliged to help us in future operatives.

Yes, for sure.

On Thursday, I go to Venice for two weeks. After that, I'm entirely at your service.

One more thing.

Don't forget to go have a coffee at Bevilacqua cafe.

On the south corner of Piazza San Marco.

Mom, it's summer there.

Mom, I'm going out for a while.

At 11:45 we are going to Ezeiza airport, how long will you take?

I'll be back in an hour.

- Susana, have you seen my underpants? - Which?

The one that has patches on the butt cheeks.

- No. - Dad!

Can I please ask you to not speak like that!?

Like that, how?

Like that, dad, so vulgar!

Even less when we are near Federico, please.

[Mack The Knife by Frank Sinatra plays]

This time, I want to do it in the highway, kid.

Translation by Fiodeste Corrections by Gian150