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Well, it doesn't take a genius to see
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Ben's veered off the food pyramid.
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Mind telling us what
you've been swallowing?
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Not a whole lot... a
tack, a pencil sharpener,
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you got cabinet knobs,
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some matches, Alba's mood ring.
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Okay, enough with the guessing game,
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I'm freaking out over here.
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Can you just tell me how bad it is?
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Ben, can you go play
in the waiting area,
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so I can have a word with your aunt?
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- Okay.
- Thanks.
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It'll just be a minute, sweetie.
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Physically, Ben's fine.
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The kid's got an iron stomach
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so as long as he passes the objects
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- there should be no problem.
- Really?
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Oh, that's great.
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This is awesome news, thank you.
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I wouldn't say it's awesome.
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This is more telling of
a psychological issue.
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Has Ben been undergone
any recent trauma?
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I mean, barring his
parents getting arrested
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and fleeing the country
without saying good-bye,
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I... nothing comes to mind.
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I see he burnt his taste buds off.
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Right, yeah, that.
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Forgot about that one. That happened.
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Listen, I get you're new to
this whole parenting thing,
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but do you think you're up to the task?
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Yeah, totally. It's just...
It's been a little bit
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of an adjustment period, but I
can-I can do this, I got this.
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I got it, right?
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It's not all bad... I see
he had a birthday last week.
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You guys do anything fun?
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Mm-hmm.
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Where are my keys?
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Just had them.
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Oh, come on!
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All right.
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Get in.
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...got his residence.
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What are you gonna do when you find him?
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- Hey!
- What the hell?
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you watching that?
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Is that why you were
too busy to remember
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your little brothers' birthday?
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Oh, yikes.
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- Oh...
- Ay bendito.
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I mean, at least I'm new around
here, you're his siblings.
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Hey, don't put this on us,
okay? That was Mom's job.
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So was paying taxes.
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She wasn't doing a real bang-up job
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of that either. Seriously, though,
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do you guys ever think
about anybody but yourselves?
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She's right.
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You really dropped the ball on this one.
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I'm sorry, who is this derelict
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and why is he still here?
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Yeah, time to go home, dude.
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Hey! Back off.
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Jimmy's my guy and I say he stays.
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Oh yeah? He's your boyfriend?
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- Yeah.
- No, he is my guy.
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We don't do labels.
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But I'm-I'm am not opposed to a label.
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Shut up, Jimmy. You guys suck.
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We never forgot little Ben's
birthday before you showed up.
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Yeah, you're the one who's always
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babbling on about how you're the boss.
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I am the boss.
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Well, then act like one.
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Fine.
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I will fix this myself.
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Yeah, take a mulligan.
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You tell him it's his
birthday this weekend,
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he's not gonna know the difference.
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See?
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There we go, Jimmy, that's my guy.
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- Thank you.
- All right, what'd
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you guys do for birthdays
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around here when you were his age?
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Uh, well, I flew 15 of my
closest friends to Paris
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for Fashion Week.
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I took batting practice
at Yankee Stadium.
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Gross.
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Hey, buddy.
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What you doing?
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Uh, he seems to be staring at a wall.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, hey, hey, hey.
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Hock it up, come on.
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- Ugh! See what we're dealing with?
- Yeah.
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Hey, Ben, buddy,
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we got a surprise for you, okay?
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- It's your birthday! Ah!
- Oh!
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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How old am I turning?
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Come on... what? No, that's
on him, he's got to know that.
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Well,
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Ni... nine?
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No. Ten...
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Let's go with seven.
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Seven, you silly goose.
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Yeah! Congratulations!
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So, what do you want at
your party this weekend?
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Will Mommy and Daddy be there?
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Oh, gosh, uh, no, uh, misunderstanding.
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I was thinking more along the lines
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of, like, a theme.
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Oh. How about a Mommy and Daddy theme?
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Uh, buddy, I just want to know
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what kind of stuff you like.
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Uh, lots of stuff.
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- Mice,
- Uh-huh.
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my Mini Pony dolls,
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syrup,
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the Iraq War,
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getting rolled up in the carpet
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like a taquito.
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Yeah!
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I mean, who doesn't?
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This kid.
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Thank you.
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That gives us a real
good jumping-off point,
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- buddy, right?
- Yeah.
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- Get ready for the best party ever.
- Whoo!
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Yeah. Let's go.
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Let's do that kid a favor
and not do any of that stuff.
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Why don't we just stick with
what's worked millions of years,
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cake, clowns, balloons?
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Yeah, if it's not
broke, you don't fix it.
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Oh, what's the name of the clown
that everyone got growing up?
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- Sully?
- Yeah.
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Sully the Clown!
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That guy's the best.
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What, a clown? Sounds pretty lame.
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No, not this guy.
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He's like the Mick Jagger of clowns.
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We find somebody half as good
as Sully, we are in business.
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- One more time.
- One, two, three, hit it!
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♪ Ha-ppy birth-day ♪
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♪ Gonna blow out all the
candles on your birthday ♪
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♪ And we wish we knew
the age of your birthday ♪
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♪ 'Cause people should
know the kids' birthday! ♪
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- Wika-ow!
- I like what you're adding at the end.
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- I-I like it. I think it's good.
- It really puts a nice spin on it.
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- It's nice. - You know what?
We're gonna shove this party
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- on their stupid faces
- Ugh. Oh.
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What the hell is this?
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What are all those balloons?
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There's so many.
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Oh... no, no.
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Oh!
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Well, no one's gonna miss that.
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Hey, so glad you could make it.
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What the hell is this?
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Well, we decided we couldn't let
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Ben's name be on the
marquee of your crap fest,
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so we stepped up and threw
him the party he deserves.
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I thought we agreed I'm the boss.
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No, if you saw my silence
as agreeing with you,
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that's on you.
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Well, what happened to keeping it basic?
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We did. We basically
threw the best party ever.
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Too bad Ben couldn't care less about it.
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- What?
- Hmm?
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Come on, he's surrounded by
ten grand in gourmet candy,
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and he's eating crayons?
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Yeah, well, don't take it personally,
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his heart just isn't for sale.
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Ho!
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- Whoo! Sully in the house!
- What?
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- Who the hell is this guy?
- What do you mean? It's Sully
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Sully, who?
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- The Sully?
- Yeah.
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I looked him up.
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But, Jimmy, I told you to
get somebody like Sully.
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No, I know, I heard you
and I did you one better.
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Got the real McCoy.
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Yeah, but this guy looks like hell.
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- Oh, you should've seen
him an hour ago. - Ugh.
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I gave him some coffee,
he perked right up.
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Your guy really came through, huh?
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This is the clown
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you were so excited about?
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The name's Sully the Spectacular.
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Yeah, spectacularly stupid.
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Hey!
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You're in the presence of greatness.
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It's cool.
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I get it.
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I'm an unproven entity.
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Let's see now...
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- Oh...
- Oh!
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Did you just rip a bird out of the sky?
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Yeah, he did, impressed now?
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Yeah, I mean obviously my...
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That's the dopest thing I've ever seen!
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Is that even a trick?
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Yeah, I doubt the bird liked it.
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What bird?
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Ooh!
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Wow!
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Yes! Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- What?
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Wha... what?
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Wow, is that clown for me?!
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You better believe it, buddy.
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Go round up the troops and
meet me in the living room
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if you want to have your
minds blown out of your butts
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- by Sully the Spectacular.
- Cool.
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Hey, everyone!
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Come inside if you want
to have your butts blown
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by a freaking clown!
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Yeah.
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All right,
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I don't get my hands
on a slice of cake...
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Whoa, cake's for closers, Sully, okay?
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You razzle-dazzle them
and then we'll talk.
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Looks like my little crap
fest is right up Ben's alley.
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Hope you guys didn't spend
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too much money on the rides,
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and the games, and all the whatnots.
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Who's the clown now?
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Of course, Ben would
choose a demented clown
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over this amazing party.
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Why wouldn't he?
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He'll be back.
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I got a different horse in this race,
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or shall I say pony?
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I'm guessing you got him a My Mini Pony?
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No, because that'd be
the lamest thing ever.
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I got him a real pony.
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Which saying out loud
also sounds pretty lame.
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You know what?
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Just, uh, tell everybody to
meet out on the front lawn
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in ten minutes.
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No, screw that, let's drop that thing
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right through the front
door and up the gut
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of her stupid-ass party.
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All right, what do we call this...
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girl?
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She got a name?
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Uh, "Ice Cream."
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What do I feed her?
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Ah, you know, standard
stuff: carrots, hay.
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Definitely not chocolate, though.
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Chocolate, isn't that a dog thing?
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Nah, horses, dogs, same thing.
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- Are they?
- Hey, they're both animals, right?
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Help me up on this thing.
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All right, here you go.
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I'll boost you. Oh, hey.
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Oh, oh, easy now. Oh.
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- Where are the brakes on this?
- I don't know.
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- I'm just the delivery guy.
- What? No, where you going?
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Don't leave!
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Where are you going?
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Stop. Where you going? Where you going?
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Stop! No!
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00:09:24,611 --> 00:09:26,101
Sabrina!
264
00:09:26,102 --> 00:09:28,356
Sabrina, help!
265
00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:30,048
'Sup.
266
00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:31,116
Oh...
267
00:09:31,117 --> 00:09:33,584
Stop. Oh, God...
268
00:09:33,585 --> 00:09:34,886
Help!
269
00:09:34,887 --> 00:09:37,789
Okay, Sully, this is it, let's do it.
270
00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:39,758
You got it. Just, uh,
give me ten minutes
271
00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:41,192
and we'll light this place up.
272
00:09:41,193 --> 00:09:42,727
- Mm-mm, yeah,
- Light it up.
273
00:09:42,728 --> 00:09:44,094
but did you not just hear me?
274
00:09:44,095 --> 00:09:45,595
I said this is it, it's showtime.
275
00:09:45,596 --> 00:09:47,139
Oh, I heard you, but I got to bang out
276
00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:49,266
my pre-show ritual first.
277
00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:50,734
Where's your green room?
278
00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:52,280
Oh, no, man, this is a home,
279
00:09:52,281 --> 00:09:53,842
so we-we don't have a green room,
280
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,162
but you should do
whatever you need to do.
281
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,909
Well, what other kind
of rooms do you have?
282
00:09:57,910 --> 00:09:59,645
For you? The bathroom.
283
00:09:59,646 --> 00:10:01,411
You be back in two
minutes or so help me God
284
00:10:01,412 --> 00:10:03,080
I will take the cake off the table.
285
00:10:03,081 --> 00:10:04,915
Well, you don't have
to be a bitch about it.
286
00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:06,316
Oh, hey, come on, man.
287
00:10:06,317 --> 00:10:08,519
Where's Sully going?
288
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,655
Eh... he-he just needed to stretch,
289
00:10:10,656 --> 00:10:11,922
but he'll be right back.
290
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:15,112
Yeah, maybe he will.
291
00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:17,327
Or maybe we'll never see him again.
292
00:10:17,328 --> 00:10:19,077
- Who here likes surprises?
- Oh.
293
00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:19,629
No.
294
00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:21,965
That's what I thought. Okay.
295
00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:23,287
You guys sit tight, I'm gonna run
296
00:10:23,288 --> 00:10:24,488
and get the best surprise
297
00:10:24,489 --> 00:10:26,435
in the history of birthdays.
298
00:10:26,436 --> 00:10:28,471
Yay!
299
00:10:28,472 --> 00:10:29,873
- Yes.
- Hey, what are you doing?
300
00:10:29,874 --> 00:10:31,141
I got a thing going here.
301
00:10:31,142 --> 00:10:32,508
- You do? Hmm.
- Yeah.
302
00:10:32,509 --> 00:10:34,943
I don't see anything.
303
00:10:34,944 --> 00:10:38,146
Yeah, but... Mm. Ugh.
304
00:10:38,696 --> 00:10:41,229
Chip, we're ready for the pony!
305
00:10:42,152 --> 00:10:44,252
Chip!
306
00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:50,625
No. Hey! Ah!
307
00:10:50,626 --> 00:10:51,726
All right, all right. Yeah.
308
00:11:01,636 --> 00:11:03,171
- Chip?
- Sabrina!
309
00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:05,738
Oh, I've never been happi... No, no!
310
00:11:11,913 --> 00:11:13,345
Damn it.
311
00:11:14,849 --> 00:11:17,283
Damn it!
312
00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:20,758
This one in the star
glasses, is she eyeballing me?
313
00:11:27,327 --> 00:11:28,761
- Oh.
- Oh, hey there.
314
00:11:28,762 --> 00:11:30,087
- Hey.
- We're so excited
315
00:11:30,088 --> 00:11:31,530
about your surprise, did
you bring the surprise?
316
00:11:31,531 --> 00:11:32,531
Is it in your pocket?
317
00:11:32,532 --> 00:11:33,665
Yeah, it's coming.
318
00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:34,666
- Mm.
- Chip is just
319
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:35,935
a little tied up at the moment.
320
00:11:35,936 --> 00:11:37,469
- Oh.
- So,
321
00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,404
let's get on with the clown show.
322
00:11:39,405 --> 00:11:41,974
Oh, we would love to, but
you eighty-sixed the clown.
323
00:11:41,975 --> 00:11:44,109
Remember when she made us
get rid of that fun clown,
324
00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:45,543
who was gonna do fun clown stuff?
325
00:11:45,544 --> 00:11:46,544
I remember. Yeah.
326
00:11:46,545 --> 00:11:47,545
We did that
327
00:11:47,546 --> 00:11:48,579
because we were waiting for that
328
00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:49,413
big surprise that you promised.
329
00:11:49,414 --> 00:11:50,915
Are you gonna break your promise?
330
00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:52,817
- Uh-uh.
- We don't break promises.
331
00:11:52,818 --> 00:11:54,441
No, I would never break a promise, okay?
332
00:11:54,442 --> 00:11:56,221
It's just... it's just gonna take
333
00:11:56,222 --> 00:11:57,525
a little bit longer, that's all.
334
00:11:57,526 --> 00:11:58,957
Mm.
335
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:00,157
Ms. Mickey?
336
00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:01,391
We have a problem.
337
00:12:01,392 --> 00:12:02,815
Not now, Alba, I'm gloating.
338
00:12:02,816 --> 00:12:04,661
Uh, no, this is something
that cannot wait.
339
00:12:04,662 --> 00:12:05,729
So, come on,
340
00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,564
let's move fast
341
00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:08,966
to-towards that something
342
00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:11,468
that is in the other room.
343
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:14,337
You are not moving fast
enough for this thing
344
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:15,672
that is something.
345
00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:17,439
- We can just go.
- All right.
346
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,308
- Ay...
- Oh, whoa.
347
00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:20,576
Dear God!
348
00:12:20,577 --> 00:12:22,178
Gross!
349
00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:23,679
Oh...
350
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,947
Oh, clown down.
351
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,628
- What the hell happened?
- What do you think happened?
352
00:12:31,629 --> 00:12:33,630
Syringe, spoon, tied-off balloon...
353
00:12:33,631 --> 00:12:34,631
Come on, do the math.
354
00:12:34,632 --> 00:12:36,667
- Nice one, Mickey!
- What did I do?
355
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,702
You brought a junkie to
a kid's birthday party!
356
00:12:38,703 --> 00:12:39,804
No, I didn't. He did.
357
00:12:39,805 --> 00:12:41,105
No, I... uh,
358
00:12:41,106 --> 00:12:42,639
No! You asked for this guy!
359
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,674
I didn't, I asked for
someone like this guy.
360
00:12:44,675 --> 00:12:46,355
- I got you the real guy!
- Oh, he's alive!
361
00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:48,011
- He's choking!
- Oh, get in there!
362
00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:49,779
- What?
- Get the airway, get the airway!
363
00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,843
Okay, hang in there, Sully,
I got to clear this out!
364
00:12:51,844 --> 00:12:52,882
Open your mouth.
365
00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:54,324
- I-I fishhooked something.
- Get it!
366
00:12:54,325 --> 00:12:55,588
- Here we go. What...?
- Get it.
367
00:12:55,589 --> 00:12:56,619
- Whoa.
- What?!
368
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:57,687
Are you kidding me?
369
00:12:57,688 --> 00:13:00,189
This is crazy!
370
00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:01,613
Oh, man, Ben would have loved that.
371
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,791
This is so stupid!
372
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:03,859
Get it out!
373
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:05,221
Get him moving or something.
374
00:13:05,222 --> 00:13:06,388
I'm... I'm try...
375
00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:08,396
- Cough it up!
- I did it, I got it!
376
00:13:08,397 --> 00:13:10,799
At least he's alive, sort of. Wake up!
377
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,334
I know you're in there, man. Wake up!
378
00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:13,718
- Harder!
- Stop it!
379
00:13:13,719 --> 00:13:15,537
Wake up!
380
00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:16,961
Don't leave me now, Sully, come on!
381
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,539
- Come on, Sully!
- Sully!
382
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,707
Hey, guys, what you doing?
383
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:21,976
- Huh?
- No!
384
00:13:21,977 --> 00:13:24,212
Oh! Oh, no!
385
00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:26,013
He swallowed it.
386
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,091
It's all the way down. It's gone.
387
00:13:28,092 --> 00:13:29,383
That's okay, that's okay.
388
00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:31,485
It's okay, it's good, we're fine.
389
00:13:31,486 --> 00:13:33,673
Uh, Alba? Hmm?
390
00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:35,337
Why don't you take
our little birthday boy
391
00:13:35,338 --> 00:13:36,130
back outside...
392
00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:37,632
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- ...so I can come up with a plan.
393
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:39,896
- Okay, okay, come on, come on.
- 'Cause I will fix this.
394
00:13:39,897 --> 00:13:42,064
Come on. I will fix it, I can.
395
00:13:43,472 --> 00:13:45,440
- Uh...
- That's not good!
396
00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:46,984
- That balloon!
- That's a bad balloon!
397
00:13:46,985 --> 00:13:47,975
I'm gonna call 911!
398
00:13:47,976 --> 00:13:48,976
- Yes!
- Yes!
399
00:13:48,977 --> 00:13:49,632
No, stop, stop!
400
00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:50,744
- Stop!
- Why?
401
00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:51,478
Because... listen to me.
402
00:13:51,479 --> 00:13:52,678
Just let me think this through!
403
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:53,880
What is there to think about?
404
00:13:53,881 --> 00:13:55,748
If we rush Ben to the
emergency room right now,
405
00:13:55,749 --> 00:13:56,849
they are going to pump his stomach
406
00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:58,418
or they're gonna dissect him like a frog
407
00:13:58,419 --> 00:14:00,253
and either way, guess
what they're gonna find?
408
00:14:00,254 --> 00:14:02,355
They're gonna find the balloon
and they're not gonna like it!
409
00:14:02,356 --> 00:14:03,589
Okay? And they're gonna call
410
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:04,724
Child Protective Services
411
00:14:04,725 --> 00:14:06,326
and he is gonna go live in a group home,
412
00:14:06,327 --> 00:14:07,827
for this birthday will be
ruined and every birthday
413
00:14:07,828 --> 00:14:09,828
after this one till
he's 18 will be ruined.
414
00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:11,772
Yeah, well, at least then
he'll be safe from you!
415
00:14:11,773 --> 00:14:12,831
Okay, you know wha...
416
00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:14,298
I want to...
417
00:14:15,402 --> 00:14:16,668
Is that what you want?
418
00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:18,170
Is that really what you want?
419
00:14:18,171 --> 00:14:20,505
You want me to go to jail?
420
00:14:26,711 --> 00:14:28,168
No! No, I... no.
421
00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:30,048
Fine. Now let's fix this.
422
00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:31,012
What's the plan?
423
00:14:31,013 --> 00:14:33,017
The plan is very simple.
424
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:36,421
The plan is get the bad balloon
out of Ben before it kills him.
425
00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:38,022
- Yeah? - Yes, yes.
- Yeah.
426
00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:38,722
- Move!
- Okay!
427
00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:39,924
Yeah. Come on.
428
00:14:39,925 --> 00:14:43,026
Just frickin' kill me already.
429
00:14:43,027 --> 00:14:45,962
Oh, that's a step in
the right direction.
430
00:14:45,963 --> 00:14:48,231
Are we going home now? Ah!
431
00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:49,766
Good pony.
432
00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,701
Take-take a left. Take a left... Yeah!
433
00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:52,902
No! No!
434
00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:54,204
Slow down! Stop!
435
00:14:54,205 --> 00:14:55,805
No!
436
00:14:55,806 --> 00:14:57,640
Coming in hot!
437
00:14:57,641 --> 00:15:00,122
- Okay, did you get the ipecac?
- No, I did not get the ipecac.
438
00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:02,266
- What? - They were all out,
but I got you one better.
439
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:03,879
- Bwah!
- What the hell is this?
440
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,320
I have never seen someone drink that
441
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:06,488
- without throwing up.
- What?
442
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,416
I asked you for ipecac
443
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:08,720
and this is the best you can do?
444
00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:09,952
Yeah, uh, well, yeah, I...
445
00:15:09,953 --> 00:15:11,620
Honestly, that will make you throw up.
446
00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:13,556
Wait, you want Ben to get wasted?
447
00:15:13,557 --> 00:15:14,958
No, I don't want to get him wasted,
448
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,182
but if it happens, it happens.
449
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:16,924
This is your guy?
450
00:15:16,925 --> 00:15:18,593
Everyone, relax! I got this.
451
00:15:18,594 --> 00:15:20,657
I'm calling an audible,
I'm going in manually, okay?
452
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,130
Ben, listen close.
453
00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:23,898
What I'm about to do is gonna suck.
454
00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:25,766
You're gonna hate it and that's okay.
455
00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:28,069
Sometimes we hate
things, you understand?
456
00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,904
Open your mouth.
457
00:15:29,905 --> 00:15:31,306
- What are you... oh.
- There we go.
458
00:15:31,307 --> 00:15:32,441
Do you... do you know what you're doing?
459
00:15:32,442 --> 00:15:34,141
I'm pulling the trigger! All right?
460
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,476
You feelin' anything bubbling up?
461
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:38,479
- No, but it tickles.
- Okay.
462
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,103
Seriously? I'm, like,
knee-deep in there.
463
00:15:40,104 --> 00:15:41,181
Oh...
464
00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:43,005
- I'm gonna puke.
- Come on. Come on!
465
00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:44,451
Open wide.
466
00:15:44,452 --> 00:15:46,186
Nothing, huh? No? Nothing?
467
00:15:46,187 --> 00:15:47,488
This kid's got no gag reflex.
468
00:15:48,623 --> 00:15:50,023
What about a little shimmy?
469
00:15:50,024 --> 00:15:52,090
Yeah.
470
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,908
- No?
- What about a swirl?
471
00:15:57,631 --> 00:15:58,998
Faster.
472
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,699
I ca...
473
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,468
- I mean, it's like...
- I can't watch this.
474
00:16:02,469 --> 00:16:04,303
Yeah, this is starting
to get really uneasy.
475
00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:06,038
- No, no, no, no! - Mickey, I'm
going to puke, I'm gonna puke.
476
00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,640
All right, everyone just
pull it together! Grow up!
477
00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:09,469
No,
478
00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,708
everyone just...
479
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,070
hold it together, it's...
480
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,494
...it's all good.
481
00:16:13,495 --> 00:16:15,180
Oh!
482
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:25,055
Screw it. Everyone shut your mouths.
483
00:16:25,056 --> 00:16:26,404
I knew you'd come around.
484
00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:27,838
This is for me!
485
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:31,362
Look, what am I doing here?
486
00:16:31,363 --> 00:16:33,830
Just waiting for it to maybe pass?
487
00:16:33,831 --> 00:16:34,748
Well, guess what?
488
00:16:34,749 --> 00:16:37,000
What if it ruptures and maybe kills him?
489
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:38,969
What's Aunt Mickey talking about?
490
00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:39,703
Nothing!
491
00:16:39,704 --> 00:16:40,704
I am in charge,
492
00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:42,472
I'm fine, I'm the boss,
493
00:16:42,473 --> 00:16:45,708
and I am deciding that
we're going to the hospital.
494
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:47,009
Okay,
495
00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,744
Ben, listen.
496
00:16:48,745 --> 00:16:50,046
Party's over, okay?
497
00:16:50,047 --> 00:16:51,247
Your Aunt Mickey screwed up.
498
00:16:51,248 --> 00:16:53,015
I screwed up and, um,
499
00:16:53,016 --> 00:16:54,984
we're gonna have to take a little ride.
500
00:16:54,985 --> 00:16:57,869
But we haven't even had cake yet.
501
00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:59,020
Ah, he's right, Mick.
502
00:16:59,021 --> 00:17:01,557
It's not a party unless you have cake.
503
00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:03,591
Okay, we'll do cake first.
504
00:17:04,012 --> 00:17:05,135
We'll do cake first.
505
00:17:05,136 --> 00:17:06,595
We'll do cake before the drive
506
00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:07,929
and we'll make a good memory.
507
00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:09,231
It's the least we can do
508
00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:11,646
before we send him off into the system.
509
00:17:12,038 --> 00:17:15,936
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
510
00:17:15,937 --> 00:17:19,440
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
511
00:17:19,441 --> 00:17:22,276
♪ Happy birthday... ♪
512
00:17:22,277 --> 00:17:25,045
Cake!
513
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:29,982
♪ ...to you ♪
514
00:17:30,445 --> 00:17:33,753
♪ Happy birthday dear Ben ♪
515
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:35,855
Cake!
516
00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:37,023
♪ Happy birthday ♪
517
00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:38,525
Cake!
518
00:17:38,526 --> 00:17:39,726
Sully?
519
00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:41,894
Cake!
520
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,796
What's happening?
521
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,032
Get out of the way!
522
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,613
Ben!
523
00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:02,980
Look out!
524
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,186
Ben!
525
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,258
Oh!
526
00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:19,631
Oh, thank God it stopped!
527
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,099
That's why he's my guy!
528
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,501
Oh.
529
00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:27,504
I did it! I saved the day.
530
00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:28,772
Eh.
531
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:29,839
You got me a pony!
532
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,007
You got me a pony!
533
00:18:31,008 --> 00:18:34,176
This is the best birthday ever!
534
00:18:37,181 --> 00:18:37,981
Oh, gross!
535
00:18:37,982 --> 00:18:39,115
That got him to puke?
536
00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:41,417
Oh!
537
00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:43,085
- Oh!
- Still intact!
538
00:18:43,086 --> 00:18:44,086
- Yes!
- Still intact!
539
00:18:44,087 --> 00:18:45,521
We did it!
540
00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:46,756
Oh, yay!
541
00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:48,354
Oh, we did it. Come here, buddy.
542
00:18:48,355 --> 00:18:50,144
Oh, nice work.
543
00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,066
Hey, Sully!
544
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,601
- Get out of here!
- Yeah, you're lucky
545
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,265
we don't call the cops
on your junkie ass.
546
00:18:58,266 --> 00:19:00,404
I'm no junkie. I'm a diabetic.
547
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:02,967
I live on birthday cake
548
00:19:02,968 --> 00:19:04,708
and high fructose corn syrup.
549
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,642
Geez.
550
00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:08,356
What about the needle and balloons?
551
00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:10,726
Insulin and sugar pills.
552
00:19:10,727 --> 00:19:12,027
The spoon?
553
00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:13,395
Cake.
554
00:19:13,396 --> 00:19:16,063
Try using less milk chocolate next time.
555
00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:19,266
The frosting is supposed to
be a vehicle for the cake,
556
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,302
not the star of the show.
557
00:19:21,303 --> 00:19:24,470
Take the cake and get out of here.
558
00:19:36,317 --> 00:19:38,819
Wow!
559
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,420
Well, that party was a disaster,
560
00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:42,319
but at least Ben seems to be having fun.
561
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,122
Mm-hmm.
562
00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:46,092
Hey, Ben, I think you missed one.
563
00:19:46,994 --> 00:19:47,928
Who's it from?
564
00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:51,063
I don't know, we're gonna
have to read the card.
565
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,432
What?!
566
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,267
A postcard from Iraq?
567
00:19:55,268 --> 00:19:56,129
Iraq.
568
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:57,729
Who could that be from?
569
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,840
"Dear Ben, greetings from Iraq.
570
00:20:00,841 --> 00:20:02,341
"Mommy and Daddy are sorry
571
00:20:02,342 --> 00:20:04,996
they couldn't celebrate your birthday,
572
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,278
but we miss you and love you very much."
573
00:20:07,279 --> 00:20:08,446
Ah!
574
00:20:08,447 --> 00:20:09,981
"We'll be home
575
00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:11,449
as soon as we can.
576
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:13,518
In the meantime, be a good boy
577
00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:15,487
and do what your Aunt Mickey says.
578
00:20:15,488 --> 00:20:17,455
Don't be fooled by her good looks,
579
00:20:17,456 --> 00:20:20,091
she's actually smarter than all of you."
580
00:20:20,092 --> 00:20:21,092
Hmm.
581
00:20:21,093 --> 00:20:22,460
"Love, Mom."
582
00:20:22,461 --> 00:20:24,260
Oh, buddy!
583
00:20:24,261 --> 00:20:25,796
- That's so great!
- What's in it?
584
00:20:25,797 --> 00:20:28,097
I don't know, you're gonna
have to open it up, goofball.
585
00:20:32,553 --> 00:20:34,104
Syrup!
586
00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:37,277
Taquitos!
587
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,543
My Mini Pony dolls!
588
00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:43,345
A mouse!
589
00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,047
Nice touch.
590
00:20:45,048 --> 00:20:46,949
Thanks.
591
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:49,485
This is the greatest birthday ever!
592
00:20:49,486 --> 00:20:51,053
I know you didn't ask for any of this.
593
00:20:51,054 --> 00:20:52,677
I'm gonna have taquitos with syrup.
594
00:20:52,678 --> 00:20:53,723
And I basically hate
595
00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:55,472
every single thing about you,
596
00:20:55,473 --> 00:20:58,159
the way you look, the way you sound,
597
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,227
your smell...
598
00:20:59,228 --> 00:21:01,394
Is there a "but" coming?
599
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:03,632
But...
600
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:04,816
Whoop, he's eating the mouse.
601
00:21:04,817 --> 00:21:06,067
- No!
- Hey!
602
00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:07,131
- I get the doctor.
- Okay,
603
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,036
come on, kid.
604
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:09,470
What if we just dance again, huh?
605
00:21:09,471 --> 00:21:11,006
You know, there's a chance
606
00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:12,507
it actually crawls through.
607
00:21:12,508 --> 00:21:13,875
Oh, sure!
608
00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:15,569
Let's drop everything because Ben
609
00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:18,700
swallowed something again.
It's not even his real birthday!
610
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:21,301
What about me? I was
almost killed today!
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