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[low, happy whistling]
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Oh, my gosh. Is this what marriage is?
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Nope, this is just left over
from the picnic yesterday,
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and I didn't wanna waste it, so...
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Hmm, you could've lied.
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-And what are we doing over here?
-Hmm.
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I'm just editing some
of our engagement photos.
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-Oh!
-You look great.
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I look like I crawled out
from under a bridge.
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Hey, have you given any more thought to
when you wanna start telling people?
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I'm kinda scared to do it today.
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I don't think your mom would want anything
upstaging opening night of the show.
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Yeah, and I think we need
that added hiccup, so...
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-So, tomorrow then?
-Yeah.
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I mean, I haven't really given it
that much thought.
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-Yeah.
-So...
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One other option.
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What if, after the show tonight,
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we corralled a few people
back to the motel?
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You know, we talk about the show
for five to ten minutes,
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then maybe dim the lights,
pop some bubbly, put some music on.
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I could stand up and give a speech.
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I'd look to you--
you don't need to give a speech.
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But at this point
I think Alexis will be getting misty,
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which will send sort of this intoxicating
ripple effect through the room.
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Most people will be sobbing.
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And I'll be holding back tears,
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but the fact that I'm holding them back
I think will make it more powerful.
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And you can be topping up drinks.
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Great to know
you've barely given this any thought.
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I am gonna start the day.
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Big show tonight.
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-Good luck, honey!
-It's "break a leg."
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[grunting]
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Ooh!
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{\an8}Oh, just checking in on my little girl...
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{\an8}and see how she's feeling
about everything.
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{\an8}She'd be feeling a lot better if you
weren't checking in every five minutes.
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{\an8}Anyway, I just stopped by to, uh...
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{\an8}give you this.
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{\an8}Thank you. That's very sweet.
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{\an8}Well, you don't have to open it now.
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{\an8}No need to open it now.
You can open it later.
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{\an8}Even though the intention was to...
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{\an8}maybe open it before the show.
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{\an8}Okay, fine, I will open it now.
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{\an8}But ever since I told you I was leaving,
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{\an8}you've been giving me little things
that just make me feel bad about it.
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{\an8}Oh, that's not true, honey.
That's not true at all.
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{\an8}Like this.
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{\an8}Well, that's a little something
you can use backstage tonight,
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{\an8}or maybe put it on your bedside table
when you're away.
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{\an8}You expect me to bring this with me?
This frame is, like, ten pounds!
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{\an8}"Break all your legs."
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{\an8}Ha! A well-intentioned,
if not slightly misguided sentiment
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{\an8}from the Elmdale Arts Council.
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{\an8}Alexis, when do you and Theodore
depart for your equatorial adventure?
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{\an8}Ted leaves tonight. I leave in a week.
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{\an8}Well, that seems like poor planning.
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{\an8}Why aren't you flying with him tonight?
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{\an8}-Because I'm in the show.
-Well, of course you are!
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{\an8}Oh! Well, I have to tell you,
I am impressed!
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{\an8}Alexis, my phone's been ringing
nonstop since 7:00 a.m.
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{\an8}You certainly engaged the press.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}If I'm receiving this kind of buzz
from a boutique theatrical run,
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{\an8}imagine the fanfare you will drum up when
the Crows movie gets its premiere date.
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{\an8}What do you mean, "that I will drum up?"
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{\an8}Well, after careful cogitation
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{\an8}and two attempts to get Lizzie Grubman
to do some pro bono work...
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{\an8}I have decided...
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{\an8}Alexis, I would love you
to do all my publicity!
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Oh, my God! What?
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When is this supposed to happen?
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Last I heard, the fall.
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I will be in the Galapagos.
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Well, again, poor planning.
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Well, you just told me right now!
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Oh, this sounds like
an opportunity, Alexis.
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I mean, are you sure being away this long
is such a good idea?
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Yes!
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I'm going to support my boyfriend,
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and hopefully eat-pray-love a bit
for myself.
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Yes. Family! Family.
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We need to stop and embrace
this precious moment.
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And I'm not just saying that
because David's at Patrick's,
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and the energy is unusually light
around here.
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We are all on the precipice of greatness.
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And we should cherish these moments
before everything changes.
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[cell phone rings]
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Hmm. I'm still cherishing.
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-[phone continues]
-I do have to take this.
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Could be the Elm Grove Sentinel
calling about my... cover story.
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Moira Rose Enterprises.
How may I direct your call?
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Well, yes, my assistant is very busy.
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Dad! Huh!
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[door opens]
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[soft laugh]
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Uh-oh.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Who are those for?
-They're for you.
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I wanted to wish you luck
for your big show.
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You've been stepping very far
outside of your comfort zone,
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and I think that takes a lot of courage.
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I don't think I've ever heard you use
the word "courage" before.
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Hmm.
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Outside of criticizing
someone's style choices.
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-What's going on?
-Nothing.
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You're only this happy
when you have gossip,
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or there's something
in the news about Oprah.
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There's something in the news about Oprah.
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She got new espadrilles.
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Oh, my God, David.
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You have a show to focus on.
We'll celebrate tonight.
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Celebrate what?
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You! The show.
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So, I guess I'll just
see you tonight, then.
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-Bye.
-Fine.
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Patrick proposed, and I said yes.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God, David!
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-I know.
-Oh, my God!
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[laughs]
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I'm so happy for you!
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Oh! Oh, my God!
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When did this happen?
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-Last night.
-[whispers] Oh, my God!
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[sobs] Oh!
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Are you okay?
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Oh! Yes. [sighs]
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I'm happy!
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You just caught me off guard.
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See, this is why I wanted to wait.
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No, I'm glad you told me!
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It's just nerves. About the show.
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Okay.
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Which I should get back to doing.
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Because there's this scene
that I just can't get.
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Well, you are the only person I've told,
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so if we could just keep this between us
until after the show, that would be great.
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Got it.
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Congratulations, David.
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Thank you.
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[door closes]
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[sobs]
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Yeah, uh, dark hair.
Answers to the name "Stevie."
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Um, kind of looks like a vampire.
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A little skittish when approached.
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Um, you know, I don't want
to tell you how to do your job,
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but if you have a Taser,
you may want to use it.
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Okay, yeah, thanks, bye.
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I should've known the risk.
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The toll that stage fright
can take on someone
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who's not used to the hot sting
of the spotlight.
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I was a fool not to let Gwen understudy.
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-What is going on in here?
-Stevie's gone missing.
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And I don't wanna be an optimist here,
but it's not looking good.
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What? What do you mean,
Stevie's gone missing?
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I can't find her anywhere!
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I've called her all day,
and Bob saw her crying at the gas station.
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-The last thing she said to your father...
-What?
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...was she had to do something.
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Well, I saw her this morning.
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Huh. Well, you may have been
the last person to see her, Dave.
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I don't know how you're gonna
feel about this,
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but I'm gonna need some hair samples.
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What happened, David?
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Did you say anything
that might have triggered her?
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You have that effect on people.
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Uh, she said she was
nervous about the show.
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With but a handful of hours
before curtain?
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Any morsel of intel is crucial!
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Fine! Patrick proposed to me yesterday,
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and I may have told her about it.
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-Oh, David!
-Wow, a wedding.
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-Congratulations, Dave.
-I don't know what to say.
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I know.
It was very overwhelming for me as well.
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Why could you not have waited
till after the show
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to tell people you're engaged?
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You're engaged?
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This is not how the announcement
was supposed go!
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Okay, but I'm gonna be away!
Who's gonna plan the wedding?
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Well, I could ask Jocelyn.
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She planned her brother-in-law's funeral
for under a hundred bucks.
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Okay, this is, like, the last thing
I needed to hear today!
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When did this become about you?
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Exactly!
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If we don't find Stevie, a lot of people
are going to be very disappointed!
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I just announced I'm getting married!
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David, you and your wonderful Patrick
have years to celebrate!
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What a unanimously disastrous day
this is turning out to be!
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[Alexis sighs]
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[whispers] What the fuck?
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[hyperventilating sobs]
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[high-pitched squeal]
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-[music plays softly]
-[audience murmuring]
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Okay, so I told Stevie,
and next thing you know,
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she is nowhere to be found.
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I wish this whole engagement announcement
hadn't gotten so out of control.
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I mean, people are coming up to me
that I haven't even spoken to yet.
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Gentlemen, major show drama aside,
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I just wanted to say congratulations
to the future Mister and Mister.
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-[excited gasp] Or is it "Misters"?
-See?
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Now, Jocelyn, how did you find out?
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Oh, from Moira.
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Maybe Alexis. Possibly Gwen.
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Thanks, Jocelyn,
but I'm actually a little more concerned
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about the show at the moment.
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Don't worry, Moira says she has a plan.
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Oh, does she?
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Oh, God, David!
No, no, no, no, David, I'm sorry.
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No, just performers backstage
from here on.
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Mrs. Rose, are you a performer
at this point?
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Unfortunately, I have no choice.
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So I'm gonna shimmy off the rust
and pray there's still dazzle within.
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Sorry, sorry. [gasps] Oh.
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-Stevie, what the f--?
-Mrs. Rose?
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Stevie, thank God you're here!
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Okay, everybody,
vocal warm-up in the green room!
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-Bye.
-Bye. Good luck.
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Mrs. Rose, I'm sorry,
I had an errand to run,
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and I got stuck in traffic
on the way back.
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Yeah, I've been calling you all day.
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I know. You told me
to block everyone out today.
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So I left my phone at home,
which I realize was a really big mistake.
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[sighing]
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Oh, were you planning on taking my place?
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Oh! Just dressed in theme
to support, that's all.
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I think I'll...
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I'm going to go see if Jocelyn...
got the humidifier. Excuse me.
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I just have to check on her.
I just... Jocelyn?
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Okay, I'm sorry!
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I should never have told you
before the show.
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Here.
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What is this?
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Patrick asked for my blessing
a few weeks ago,
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so I had them made.
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It would've been nice
if he told me when it was happening.
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I literally could've picked these up
any other day this week.
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But I will yell at him later.
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I assume you two
will be moving in together,
241
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:11,379
and I won't be there to give you towels
when you need them, so...
242
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:16,550
Thank you. I appreciate the monogramming
and the choice of thread color.
243
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,678
I thought you were upset.
244
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,766
I was more upset
that I had to drive to Elmdale today.
245
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,476
[laughs]
246
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,436
I also appreciate this burlesque-y get up.
247
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,564
Excuse me.
You're an almost married man now.
248
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,984
Stevie,
I'd ask if you could hold us up more,
249
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,362
but I'm not a big fan
of rhetorical questions.
250
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,239
-Gotta go.
-Good luck!
251
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,742
[vocal warm-ups]
252
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:46,122
[instruments tune up]
253
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,874
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
254
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,545
Hey, David, congrats on the news.
Really happy for you guys.
255
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:53,963
Okay, you know what, the funny thing was,
256
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,257
originally I was
going to be the one that told people.
257
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,591
Told people what?
258
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:59,552
-Ugh!
-Oh, does your dad not know?
259
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:02,721
If we're talking
about Dave's big engagement news,
260
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,682
uh, we haven't decided on a best man yet,
261
00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,017
but we think it's probably gonna be
a black-tie affair.
262
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,727
You're engaged?
263
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,646
Yeah. Sure.
264
00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:13,691
Oh, David, that's so exciting!
265
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,610
Oh, son, you deserve all the happiness--
266
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,279
-[music begins]
-We'll pick this up later.
267
00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,197
Sorry. Alexis made it seem
like everyone knew.
268
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,283
-Oh, they do now, yeah.
-Oh.
269
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,911
[Moira] Have fun, my darling.
270
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,581
Have fun! You've gestated long enough
beneath my wing.
271
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,541
Now it's time to fly!
272
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,168
-Okay.
-Fly.
273
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,962
-[laughs]
-Oh!
274
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:39,592
Meine Damen und Herren,mesdames et messieurs,
275
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,386
ladies und gentlemen!
276
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,180
I am your host.
277
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:49,643
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome! ♪
278
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,607
♪ Fremde, étranger, stranger ♪
279
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,066
[Patrick] Hello, stranger!
280
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,235
♪ Glucklich zu sehen ♪
281
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,987
♪ Je suis enchanté ♪
282
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,197
Enchanté, madame!
283
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,449
♪ Happy to see you ♪
284
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,701
♪ Bleibe, reste, stay ♪
285
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,786
♪ Und sagen ♪
286
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:11,081
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome ♪
287
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,750
Grr!
288
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,504
♪ Fremde, étranger, stranger ♪
289
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,630
Ooh!
290
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,965
♪ Glucklich zu sehen ♪
291
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,051
♪ Je suis enchanté ♪
292
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,471
♪ Happy to see you ♪
293
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,348
♪ Bleibe, reste, stay ♪
294
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:31,143
♪ Wir sagen ♪
295
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:38,192
♪ Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome ♪
296
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,736
♪ Im Cabaret ♪
297
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,406
♪ Au Cabaret ♪
298
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:49,870
♪ To Cabaret ♪
299
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,502
[applause and cheering]
300
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,301
[music playing, faint]
301
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:06,971
You wear her well.
302
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,849
-Sorry?
-Magdalena.
303
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,561
The only other time
I've leased one of my girls
304
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:17,565
is the Halloween when David was desperate
to be Alanis Morissette.
305
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,860
Well, I'm glad
you think I'm pulling it off.
306
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,279
Stevie, I'm so proud of you.
307
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,281
You're really powering through tonight.
308
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,782
Of course I never doubted you.
309
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:31,662
Thank you, but I still have
an act and a half to prove you wrong.
310
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,583
Now, I suppose David's announcement
left you a little shaken.
311
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,419
That's really not it, Mrs. Rose.
312
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,795
It's just...
313
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:47,011
I wish I wasn't watching it all happen
from behind the desk. You know?
314
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,807
It feels like everyone's
growing up all around me.
315
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,814
You know, before the Crows movie happened,
316
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,983
I too thought there was no escape
317
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:05,487
from this dark, troublesome existence
that was my life in this town.
318
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:10,451
I was as hopelessly crestfallen
as you are right now.
319
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,912
Uh, I wouldn't say I'm crest--
320
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,204
Shh!
321
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,414
Use it.
322
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:16,457
I'm sorry?
323
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,501
Oh, I could so effortlessly conjure up
324
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,713
the perfect words
to bedazzle your spirits.
325
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:25,049
That's one of my gifts. But no.
326
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,636
No, you need to be exactly where you are.
327
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,848
Okay, are you talking about me or Sally?
328
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,808
Why, Sally, of course.
329
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:36,852
You, I'm not worried about.
330
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,564
What the hell is your secret, Stevie?
331
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:46,946
You just stand your solid ground,
refusing to be anything but you.
332
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,158
Hmm. Never thought I'd say this
about anyone in this town,
333
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,785
but you...
334
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,286
you're very, very cool.
335
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,457
And whether you set sail or stay put,
that's not going to change.
336
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,795
Now, why don't we take
our Sally by the hand,
337
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,714
and we go out there and show those people
everything she can be.
338
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,385
If she were only more like you.
339
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:13,055
-[audience applauds]
-Oh! Thank you!
340
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,768
[deep breath]
341
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:22,523
[piano playing]
342
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,336
♪ Maybe this time ♪
343
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,131
♪ I'll be lucky ♪
344
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,426
♪ Maybe this time ♪
345
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,511
♪ He'll stay ♪
346
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,931
♪ Maybe this time ♪
347
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:58,976
♪ For the first time ♪
348
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,812
♪ Love ♪
349
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,773
♪ Won't hurry away ♪
350
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:08,610
♪ He will hold me fast ♪
351
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:14,408
♪ I'll be home at last ♪
352
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:20,581
♪ Not a loser anymore ♪
353
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,708
♪ Like the last time ♪
354
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:26,045
♪ And the time before ♪
355
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,548
♪ Everybody ♪
356
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,425
♪ They love a winner ♪
357
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,637
♪ So nobody loved me ♪
358
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,350
♪ Lady Peaceful ♪
359
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,020
♪ Lady Happy ♪
360
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,107
♪ That's what I long to be ♪
361
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,903
♪ Well, all the odds are ♪
362
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,781
♪ There in my favor ♪
363
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,868
♪ Something's bound to begin ♪
364
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,622
♪ It's gonna happen ♪
365
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,374
♪ Happen sometime ♪
366
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,336
♪ Maybe this time ♪
367
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,380
♪ Maybe this time ♪
368
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:15,385
♪ I'll win ♪
369
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,805
-[music ends]
-[gasps]
370
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,934
-[cheering]
-That's my friend!
371
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,154
Well, you dazzled tonight, sweetheart.
372
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,572
[both] Thank you.
373
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,617
Oh, sorry. I don't know
why I thought you were talking to me.
374
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,037
Well, it was a huge hit.
The crowd went wild.
375
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,956
-I was shocked!
-Shocked?
376
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,708
Amazed. I was amazed.
377
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,086
A-mazed, yes.
378
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,129
[laughs]
379
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,047
You're gonna be late for the airport.
380
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,758
I can't wait to sip piña coladas with you.
381
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,011
Again, it's not really that kind of place,
but yes.
382
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,263
[sighs]
383
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,976
-I love you.
-I love you.
384
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:10,190
Excuse me, everybody,
um, it's time for Ted to...
385
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,692
"Galapa-go" now.
386
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:15,487
-[laughter, groans]
-I love you so much!
387
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,447
Okay, great show everyone. Bye.
388
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,158
-Bye.
-Bye, Ted.
389
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,702
-Thank you so much.
-Hi, everyone, hi!
390
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,995
-[spoon clinks]
-[laughs]
391
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:27,958
I just, first and foremost, wanna say
a big congratulations to Team Cabaret.
392
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,960
[cheering]
393
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:33,338
The show was awesome.
You guys were so, so good!
394
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,340
Speaking of love...
395
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:38,135
-Somebody got engaged!
-Wow.
396
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,347
Speaking of love, um,
397
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,016
I'm so glad that you're all here,
398
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:46,977
because Patrick and I
have some very special news.
399
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,314
-You're getting married!
-Jocelyn, I'm the one on the chair!
400
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,609
Now, two years ago,
401
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,695
I went to fill out some paperwork
for a business license,
402
00:19:56,778 --> 00:20:00,282
and little did I know that I would end up
meeting the love of my...
403
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,617
-[cell phone rings]
-God!
404
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,661
Oh, it is me.
405
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,413
Um, I'm sorry, David.
406
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,957
Sorry. It's most likely press.
407
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,002
I already know your engagement news.
408
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,215
So wait a minute. He's marrying you?
409
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,758
Okay, this shouldn't be so hard!
410
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,552
-Oh, my God, just spit it out, David!
-Oh, my God, fine!
411
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:25,224
I met someone who changed my life,
412
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,227
and I don't know where I'd be without him.
413
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:33,315
So yes, as we all know now,
Patrick and I are engaged.
414
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,650
[chattering]
415
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,485
[Moira] No! No!
416
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,320
-Oh, my God!
-[Moira] No!
417
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:45,035
If it's a bad review, Moira,
I wouldn't trust local critics.
418
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,954
[whispers] No.
419
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,666
No, they, uh...
they shelved the Crows movie.
420
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,878
So it's-- it's over.
421
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,965
[whimpers] It's over.
422
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,716
[sobs]
423
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:04,096
[whimpering]
424
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,306
[sobs loudly]
425
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,393
Nothing to see here, people.
The party's over.
426
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:12,896
Yeah, you can leave your champagne flutes.
Unless we still wanna do a toast?
427
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,106
-No.
-Oh, no? Okay.
428
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,774
Everyone leave the champagne flutes.
Thank you.
429
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:16,942
[Moira sobs]
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