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It's the last day of our auditions, Moira.
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We might have to lower our standards
if we're gonna find our lead.
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Lowering your standards
is a slippery slope, Jocelyn.
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Next thing I know you'll be telling me
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we'll be staging this production
at the school gymnasium.
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[gasps] Very dapper, Mr. Rose!
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Like the maestro of a Lebanese orchestra.
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Congratulations, Johnny.
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I never thought I'd see this little motel
recognized for anything,
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besides the occasional cockroach!
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[laughs] I made myself laugh there.
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Well, always nice to be nominated,
Jocelyn,
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but I'm not putting too much stock
in regional hospitality awards.
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The revisions for your acceptance speech
are on the vanity, dear.
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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
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So how's the, uh, casting hunt going?
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Oh, disconsolate, John.
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We may be looking at putting
an ad in broadwayworld.com.
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Perhaps there's a chorus girl on holiday
looking for a leg up.
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Okay, hi!
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First of all, I'd like to remind you
that this is a live-work space,
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and second, fine, I'll do it.
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Do what, dear?
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I'll step in as the star of your musical.
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No!
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No, with your responsibilities
as our in-house publicist,
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I couldn't ask you to do that now.
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Okay, well, you seem pretty desperate,
so I'm happy to help.
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Well, Moira, I'd consider it.
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I mean, we did spend all that money
flying in Barbara Streisand's vocal coach
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that summer Alexis wanted to be
the next Jessica Simpson.
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Alexis, a brief stint on a reality show,
that's one thing, but... acting, that's--
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Um, the producers of A Little Bit Alexis
insisted that I take acting classes
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after we started shooting, so...
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Almost makes me want to
try out for it myself.
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Okay, now we're all just
getting the sillies.
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Best we stick to
our award-nominated day jobs.
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Well, I'm sure that Alexis has a song
that she could sing for the audition.
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Audition?
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Okay, do I have to remind you
about the album that I released?
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Moira, what's the worst that could happen?
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Besides the inevitable
accusations of nepotism!
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Well, for what it's worth, Alexis,
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I always thought "Hamptons Hoes"
was quite catchy.
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Boop! [humming]
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{\an8}[door opens]
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{\an8}[Johnny] Oh, Stevie.
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{\an8}You look very nice.
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{\an8}-No, I don't.
-Uh, yes, you do!
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{\an8}Very spiffy! That's a lovely dress.
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{\an8}I literally pulled it out of the laundry,
Mr. Rose. I've had it forever.
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{\an8}You know, it's not a bad thing to admit
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{\an8}you really care about
these awards, Stevie.
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{\an8}You're bringing a bag?
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{\an8}You know, I almost brought
a change of clothes myself.
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{\an8}Moira told me to pack a second suit
for the after-party,
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{\an8}but, uh, who am I, George Clooney?
[chuckles]
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{\an8}Mr. Rose, that's a weekend bag.
I'm going away for the weekend.
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{\an8}-Oh.
-I told you I'm taking Monday off!
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{\an8}Yeah, but I didn't know
you were going someplace.
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{\an8}Uh, Emir is presenting at the awards,
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{\an8}so I just thought I might drive around
with him for a few days after.
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{\an8}Oh. So it sounds like you two
are getting... pretty serious?
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{\an8}Uh, I guess we'll see what happens
this weekend.
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{\an8}Hello, guys, uh...
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{\an8}Whoa! [chuckles]
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{\an8}Look at us! Who are we?
Brad Pitt and his handsome brother?
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{\an8}And Johnny?
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{\an8}Why the jacket, Roland?
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{\an8}You know you're not going to the awards.
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{\an8}Johnny, you asked me to manage the motel
while you were away.
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{\an8}I'm not gonna show up just dressed
like some schlub off the street!
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{\an8}Like you do every day?
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{\an8}Wow, okay. This one puts on a dress
and suddenly she's Rita Rudner.
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{\an8}[chuckles] Guys, I am really gonna
miss this workplace banter.
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{\an8}-We are coming back, Roland.
-Oh.
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{\an8}At least, I'm coming back.
I don't know about Stevie.
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{\an8}Oh, my God, we should really get going.
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{\an8}How about one picture before we go?
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{\an8}Great idea. Okay. Stevie, do you mind?
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{\an8}Here we go.
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{\an8}I meant a picture of me and Stevie.
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{\an8}Absolutely. No, that makes perfect sense.
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{\an8}[laughs] Okay. And everybody...
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Put Mr. Rose in it.
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[camera clicks]
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I just don't get the big reveal.
It's a bathroom.
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It's not just a bathroom, David,
it's a passion project.
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I'd kill to be that passionate
about a bathroom
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that you've now decided to open up
to the entire town.
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Yeah, well, we can't afford
to keep a private bathroom, David.
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We're losing customers to the café.
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Besides, you're the one who started
serving booze at those evening events.
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Um, those evening events
are part of a summer series.
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We sold 30 dream catchers
at that Cosmic Meditation Clinic.
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[bell on door jingles]
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Yeah, you know what? You were right.
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-It does look beautiful.
-What the f...
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So, I'm confused.
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Where does the bathroom start
and all this garbage end?
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Ronnie swore this would be done today.
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Yep, but you ran out of tiles.
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It doesn't help that you picked
the most expensive ones.
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Okay, you asked for my opinion.
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I don't know how much
Romanian marble costs!
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I was hoping to get my hands on a few more
in an hour or so,
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but that is TBC at this point.
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Okay, Ronnie, uh, this installation
was just supposed to last two days.
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And now half of our store
is covered in tarps,
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and David's organized
some writers' retreat for tomorrow night.
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It's a calligraphy workshop.
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We're working as fast as we can.
You have my cell!
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Could you have not at least
asked her to finesse the tarps?
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I mean, there's green tape everywhere!
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The tarps aren't staying up, David.
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This bathroom's getting finished today,
because that's what we discussed.
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-That's what's gonna happen.
-Okay.
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It's just that you waited until
after she left to put your li'l foot down,
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so I'm just not sure
if she's aware of that plan.
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She obviously thinks
we're a couple of pushovers.
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Okay, speak for yourself.
All I did was pick out some gorgeous tile.
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[Patrick scoffs]
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I'm pregnant.
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[sighs] That's it.
That's the end of my audition.
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-Indeed it is.
-I'm fine with nudity.
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Not necessary.
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Thank you.
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She looks like she may have seen
the inside of a smoky German bar or two.
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Who knows, a haircut,
some dance lessons...
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Moira, I feel like we're really scraping
the bottom of the barrel here.
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I think that we should bring Alexis in.
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Jabberwocky!
There are still stones left unturned!
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Okay, you're actively trying
to prevent Alexis from auditioning here,
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and I don't want to get in the middle
of some mother-daughter competition thing.
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Competition! Nothing of the sort.
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No, Alexis just doesn't have
the life experience.
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Really? Because according to her stories--
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Well, she's had her fair share
of adventures, yes.
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But the role of Sally Bowles
requires an actress
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who can mine a deeper, darker cave.
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A woman encumbered with secrets
she will take with her to the tomb.
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Hence the high praise Gina Gershon and I
received for the role.
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You know what, Moira?
I'm gonna bring Alexis in.
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And don't worry,
I will handle the audition
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so it is less of a struggle for you.
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Fine. You're on your own.
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[horns honk]
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Boy, it looks like "Best Customer Service
in a Motel Under 20 Units"
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is up fifth-- that's the big one.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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Stevie, if we win,
and I know that's a big "if,"
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do you think you'll be doing
any talking up there?
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-It's all you, Mr. Rose.
-Okay.
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Excuse me. Is this the children's table?
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[laughs] Young at heart, maybe.
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Johnny Rose, but I'm sure
you remember me, Emir.
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You declared our motel a "must-stay."
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How could I forget, Mr. Rose?
Good to see you.
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And you are?
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Uh, I'm just waiting for my date.
So that seat's taken.
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Oh, well, can I, uh...
buy you a drink while you wait?
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I guess, but he won't be
too happy about it.
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From what I've heard, he'll take
what he can get, so you're probably safe.
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I should point out,
they have been coming by with drink trays.
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Oh, yeah, we'll just go to the bar.
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Okay, well, I'm sure you have
some catching up to do.
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[laughs]
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David, look.
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Ronnie is sitting in that booth
with Roland, laughing about something.
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-[Ronnie laughs loudly]
-Okay.
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She says she's working as fast as she can.
We don't have a bathroom, David!
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-I'm well aware of that.
-You know, my uncle's a contractor.
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I know how this works.
You've gotta stay on top of it,
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or they will find a million reasons
to just drag it out.
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Mm-hmm, well, my ex-best friend
was a crisis manager,
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and she told me multiple times
not to talk to anyone.
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Especially while they're eating.
So I'm gonna just...
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Oh, hey, Pat.
What are you doing, playing hooky?
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Or did the store finally close?
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[laughs]
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I don't laugh a lot, but that was good.
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That is funny,
especially considering we are open.
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But hey, who knows for how long?
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Because right now, it sorta looks like
a quarantine station.
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I'm sorry, are you implying something?
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You know, I'm just saying, uh,
the bathroom's supposed to be done today,
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and you say you're working
as fast as you can,
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but, uh, here I find you with Roland.
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Okay, FYI,
Roland is the hook-up for your tiles.
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His cousin, Arnie, gets them at cost.
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So I thought I would thank Roland
by buying him lunch.
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Because that's how I do business.
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Makes sense. I was just sort of, uh...
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checking in.
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I could always cancel the order,
if that's how you wanna do business.
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[Roland] Ooh! Ouch.
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I would run out and get some aloe vera,
pal, 'cause you just got burned.
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Hi. Is everything okay?
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I don't know. You tell me.
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Yeah, no, I was just, uh,
telling Ronnie what a...
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what a great job she's doing
on the bathroom.
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And, uh, we should get back to the store.
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Okay, do you still need
to use the restroom?
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What? Nope! Uh, came here for you.
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So... we should go.
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Thanks for checking in.
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Is everything okay?
You look more pale than normal.
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Okay.
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Hi, my name is Alexis Rose,
represented by Alexis Rose Talent.
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Okay, what are you gonna be
singing for us today, Alexis?
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I have chosen to perform the title track
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off of my critically reviewed
limited reality series,
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-A Little Bit Alexis.
-Ooh!
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Feel free to sing along
if you know the words.
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Okay.
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[clears throat]
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[loud dance music plays]
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Are you ready?
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Let's do it.
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♪ I'm a Lamborghini ♪
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♪ I'm a Hollywood star ♪
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♪ I'm a little bit tipsy ♪
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♪ When I drive my car ♪
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♪ I'm expensive sushi ♪
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♪ I'm a huge, huge yacht ♪
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♪ I'm a little bit single ♪
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♪ Even when I'm not ♪
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♪ Ah! Ah! ♪
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♪ I'm a little bit...Ah, ah ♪
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♪ I'm a little bit...Ah, ah ♪
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♪ I'm a little bit...Ah, ah ♪
232
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♪ I'm a little bit ofLa la la-la-la-la-la ♪
233
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:48,189
♪ A little bit Alexis ♪
234
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:50,650
♪ La la la-la-la-la-laA little bit Alexis ♪
235
00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,068
Oh, wow, okay.
236
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,986
-♪ La-la-la... ♪
-Just wonderful.
237
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,864
Okay, yeah, I still actually
had a few more verses.
238
00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,742
And in the last verse,
I really get to showcase my range.
239
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,829
Oh, no, you know what?
I think that just that 30 seconds is...
240
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,790
more than enough to go off of, yeah.
241
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,917
Are you saying I booked it?
242
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,044
Great question! Jocelyn?
243
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,965
Well, we do have to see
all the other candidates.
244
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,635
But we will definitely get back to you.
245
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,387
Okay. Okay.
246
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:23,349
Ooh! [giggles]
247
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,558
Bye.
248
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,772
So what do we think?
249
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:34,652
Well, there is a place for her...
somewhere.
250
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,862
-On stage?
-No!
251
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,782
Moira, I saw your talent, and I thought,
252
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,284
"Well, the apple can't fall far
from the tree."
253
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:46,455
Different orchard, Jocelyn.
Though I do admire the confidence.
254
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,332
-What are we gonna do now?
-"We"?
255
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:52,586
We are at the precise intersection
of which I tried to steer us clear.
256
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:57,216
No, Babs Streisand's vocal coach
quit the business
257
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,969
after just two lessons
with our sweet Alexis.
258
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,888
He now lives in a monastery.
259
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,977
[audience applauds]
260
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:15,818
Wow, it took a while to get the drinks,
yet I don't see any drinks.
261
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:19,363
Oh, uh, we just finished them at the bar.
262
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,990
Oh, I see.
263
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,033
Well, you got back at the perfect time.
264
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:26,328
Elmdale Moto Lodge just won
"Best Motel Suite."
265
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:30,749
Coincidentally, the Hospies Committee
just had their retreat there last fall.
266
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,751
I'm not saying something's up, but, uh...
267
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,337
-Okay...
-[emcee] Our next award...
268
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,465
So, what are you doing after this?
269
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:41,886
Oh, well, I happen to have a king suite
at the Elmdale Moto Lodge
270
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,305
in exchange for presenting
an award today, so...
271
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:46,140
Well, I did pack a bag.
272
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,266
Oh, my.
273
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:50,227
Just thought I'd tag along with you
for a few days, you know,
274
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:54,565
tour the best and brightest
in dusty roadside accommodations.
275
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:55,733
Oh!
276
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,860
I will be traveling with royalty,
after all.
277
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,778
Getting close, Stevie. Stay calm!
278
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,283
Wait, I'm sorry. I-I'm not sure
if we're still joking around.
279
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,744
Well, I took Monday off,
280
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:09,663
and I know you have
a few more motels to hit, so...
281
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,499
Oh! Yeah.
282
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,876
No, that would be fine.
283
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,796
That would be fine?
That's the kind of reaction you want?
284
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,382
No, I'm sorry, sorry. I just, I...
You just caught me a little off-guard.
285
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,427
I just wanna make sure
that we're still on the same page here.
286
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,805
-Yeah, totally.
-Yeah. Good, good, okay.
287
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,141
'Cause, you know,
I thought this was just something great
288
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,060
that happened when it happened.
289
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,187
-It is.
-Stevie!
290
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,647
[gasps]
291
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,566
I mean, I'm on the road so much,
and you've got the motel to run.
292
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,527
I don't see any of that
changing any time soon.
293
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,863
Okay.
294
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,657
But what if it could change?
295
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:50,246
I'm sorry. I-I don't see that
happening for either of us.
296
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,374
-Oh.
-[emcee] And the winner is...
297
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,459
Rosebud Motel.
298
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,087
Oh! Yes!
299
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,130
Stevie, we did it!
300
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,424
[laughs] Oh, my God!
301
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,051
Oh!
302
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,886
[applause]
303
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,137
Stevie!
304
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,348
Look at her. She's stunned!
305
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:17,898
Um...
306
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,777
-Hey!
-Hey!
307
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,320
You're home.
308
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:27,116
I was just gonna leave you
that little note and a box of chocolates.
309
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,034
I got the part, didn't I?
310
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,161
Come in, come in!
311
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,539
-[Alexis squeals]
-[Jocelyn laughs nervously]
312
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:34,832
Ohh...
313
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,209
Yay! Nom, nom!
314
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,296
I now see that there are different ways
to interpret chocolates.
315
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,008
Alexis, I just wanted to say--
316
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,926
[Moira] Am I hearing Jocelyn?
317
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,304
Yeah, she's come to tell me the good news!
318
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,430
[Moira] Oh, did she?
319
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,600
Chocolates? Are we celebrating, Jocelyn?
320
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,518
The chocolates were a mistake.
321
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,480
Alexis, after very careful consideration,
322
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:03,485
I've decided that you are
overqualified for the role.
323
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,863
I know, but I'm totally fine with that.
324
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,699
And I really value you
as our in-house publicist.
325
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:11,827
Jocelyn, no. Oh, we can see
where this is going.
326
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,914
Part of me thinks that maybe
we should give the role
327
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,790
to somebody who really needs it.
328
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:21,295
Oh, Alexis, I wanted to fight for you,
but I had to recuse myself as your mummy.
329
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,422
Okay, um...
330
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,215
Who did you pick?
331
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,801
We're still looking.
332
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,221
So you picked no one over me?
333
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,308
That would be a Jocelyn question.
334
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:40,230
Maybe there's a better role for you.
335
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,690
What's better than the lead?
336
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,776
Yes, I'm curious about that as well.
337
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,071
Kit Kat Club Dancer Number Six!
338
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,073
-Hah!
-Sorry?
339
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:52,868
She doesn't have a lot of lines,
but she has a very sexy costume
340
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,996
and a lot of face time on stage,
which I know that you love.
341
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,791
I love both of those things. Okay, um...
342
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,584
would that require, like,
another audition?
343
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,794
No, no!
344
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,505
No, the part is yours.
345
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,967
Jocelyn, how wonderfully generous of us.
346
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:11,637
Okay. Well, I guess I'll have to
put you in touch with my agent.
347
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,389
But I think you already have her number.
348
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,767
And we'll get going on negotiations!
349
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,436
I would have my agent
accept that offer, dear.
350
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,146
Yes.
351
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,940
-[audience applauds]
-[music plays]
352
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,149
Thank you.
353
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,612
Whoo! How 'bout that, partner, huh?
Not bad for a couple of years' work.
354
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,948
Hey, trust me,
I'm just as shocked as you are.
355
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:34,159
But this is ours,
and no one can take it from us.
356
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,329
Sorry, sir, I'm gonna need to take that
for the next category.
357
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,248
We'll be mailing yours
in six to eight weeks,
358
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,958
along with the bill.
359
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,169
Yeah, okay.
Well, that's probably for the best.
360
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,213
I mean, I don't wanna be
lugging that thing around
361
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,007
-to all the after-parties.
-Mm-hmm.
362
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:52,678
So, Stevie, I thought we'd go
for a celebratory dinner, huh?
363
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:53,762
Yeah.
364
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,723
Unless that steps on your plans with Emir?
365
00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,019
Nope, there's no more plans anymore,
so whatever you wanna do.
366
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,480
Your weekend plans got pushed, or...
367
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,734
Uh, no, just canceled.
It was a stupid idea anyways.
368
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,445
I don't know what I was thinking. [sobs]
369
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,407
Okay, well, you know what,
370
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,578
if it's okay with you,
why don't we beat the traffic and just...
371
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,164
just head home,
'cause I gotta be honest, I'm...
372
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,875
I'm feeling awfully tired, actually.
373
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,377
Mr. Rose, I know how important
this is to you.
374
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,130
Oh, Stevie, we got what we came for.
375
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,883
Well, we didn't actually get it.
They took it back.
376
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,552
I mean, what kind of cheap-ass awards show
takes back an award?
377
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,763
I don't think I can go back out there.
378
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:39,933
Well, tell you what, you stay here,
I'll grab your bag, and maybe...
379
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,061
a few shrimp for the road?
380
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,395
Yeah, thanks.
381
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,196
[Patrick] I don't regret what I did.
382
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,823
Well, look who it is.
383
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:59,995
Ronnie, we want to apologize
for the miscommunication this afternoon.
384
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,914
-"We"?
-What's that?
385
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,667
This is just an expression
of our continued appreciation.
386
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,922
I don't see any of that
blue cheese in here.
387
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,133
David, did you put any of the blue cheese
in there for Ronnie?
388
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,094
That cheese was very expensive.
389
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,595
We'd be happy to run some over.
390
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:21,016
So what would be the update
on the tiles, then?
391
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,601
Funny you should ask.
392
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,771
I was just heading out to run them over.
393
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,064
-Ah!
-Hmm.
394
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,857
So I wonder if you still
need the basket, then.
395
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,818
Oh, I still need the basket.
396
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,654
Does this mean that the whole project
could be wrapped up, then, by tonight?
397
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,907
Did I just say that
I was heading out right now?
398
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,034
-Yes, she did!
-She did. Great.
399
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,828
Uh, so, should we just jump in with you?
400
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:42,621
I don't think so.
401
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,248
What about just me then, Ronnie?
402
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,085
[truck door shuts]
403
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,211
This went well...
404
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,463
-I think.
-Yeah.
405
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,177
[sniffles]
406
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,012
[knocking]
407
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:09,940
[groans]
408
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,901
Well, hello, you!
409
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,945
Mrs. Rose, what are you doing here?
410
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:18,073
I thought you and I
might celebrate your big award!
411
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,283
Come in.
412
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,412
Oh, thank you.
413
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,958
And I was made aware
there was a loss as well.
414
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:30,419
Yeah.
415
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,798
Turns out someone who's been working
the front desk of a motel her whole life
416
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,717
isn't exactly a turn-on.
417
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,136
I was speaking of his loss.
418
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,764
Stevie, underneath
the brambly tartan blousants
419
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,727
is a chrysalis
just bursting with potential.
420
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,231
Well, I'm glad somebody thinks so.
421
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,816
Yes, perhaps she just needs a...
422
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,236
bit of a shock to her daily routine.
423
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,531
That's kind of what I was
going for, Mrs. Rose.
424
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:03,827
Well, the kind of shock I'm referring to
will not come in the form of a man.
425
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,289
What is this?
426
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:12,044
Oh, just a gift that once jolted me
out of my little podunk routine.
427
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,548
Me, in front of people? I am not an actor.
428
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,759
And neither is the lead in the play.
429
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:23,222
She's simply a headstrong young woman
430
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,599
who's been knocked about
a few times, and...
431
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,977
looking to make the most of herself.
432
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,355
[sighs] Did Mr. Rose put you up to this?
433
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:35,984
No, this inspired piece of stunt-casting
was an idea all my own.
434
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,655
And we can't find anyone else.
435
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,824
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
436
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,161
I should've led with this.
Please tell me you can sing.
437
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,038
I sing in the car.
438
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,123
Good enough.
439
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,418
Okay. Peruse. At your leisure.
440
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,170
Okay.
441
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,674
Oh, I see you've opened
a bottle of wine already.
442
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,384
I won't burden you with another.
443
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,095
-Bye.
-Bye.
444
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,100
[sniffles]
445
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,066
[wineglass clinks]
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