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-Hmm. David.
-Hmm?
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Perhaps your indigestion
is caused by the speed
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with which you consume your food.
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We should do breakfast more often.
This is really fun.
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Mm-hmm.
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-Hi, Mrs. Rose.
-Hello, Patrick.
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-Care to ensconce yourself?
-Oh, I wish I could.
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Um, David? You told me you were running
across the street for a cup of coffee.
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But then I got hungry.
I hadn't eaten since last night.
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It's just that I have to get ready
for my audition,
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and somebody has to be at the store, so...
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You're being audited? Those bastards!
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No, uh, audition.
I'm actually trying out for Cabaret.
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Cabaret.
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-You're familiar with the show?
-Please don't start.
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-The year was 1979.
-'79. Mm-hmm.
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I was but 17.
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-She was not 17.
-Ah.
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Hostessing at a charming gas station deli,
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when the great director, Rocky Nickels,
came in for a Reuben.
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That's a sandwich.
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Little did he know
he would end up biting into something
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-far more suffonsifying.
-Far more suffonsifying.
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A ripe young actress who he'd soon cast
in the leading role of Sally Bowles.
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Sally Bowles, yes.
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-In the production of...
-[in unison] Cabaret.
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Yes!
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Ask me how many ovations
I got on closing night.
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-Six.
-David, you know the answer!
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That's a lot of ovations.
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Mm-hmm, three by demand,
and three on the house.
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And who, may I ask, is bold enough
to scale this cultural monolith?
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Jocelyn's actually directing
for the community theater, so...
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-Jocelyn?
-That's very ambitious of Jocelyn.
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Yeah, well, I just thought
it could be a fun thing to do.
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Yes, the exact sentiment
expressed by the passengers
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as they stepped aboard the Titanic.
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Okay, well, that's really encouraging.
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What? They were having a rip-roaring bash
before that bloody iceberg.
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-I'm just gonna get the bill.
-Yeah, I'm gonna go.
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-I'll be just two minutes.
-Okay.
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{\an8}Hey, Stevie.
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{\an8}Excuse me, I'll just be a minute.
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{\an8}I just heard from Alexis
that Ted's mom, Cheryl,
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{\an8}will be coming in from Elm Ridge
and joining us for the weekend.
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{\an8}So, uh, I'd like you to just
keep an eye out for her, okay?
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{\an8}She's a lovely woman, very striking,
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{\an8}-full-figured...
-Mr. Rose!
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{\an8}It's Cheryl Mullens.
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{\an8}-Cheryl!
-Yes!
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{\an8}Oh, I-I-I...
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{\an8}I didn't recognize you there
for some reason.
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{\an8}Well, I lost 80 pounds, I changed my diet,
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{\an8}and I started taking Zumba classes.
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{\an8}Well, good for Zumba.
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{\an8}And you haven't changed at all, Johnny.
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{\an8}Still as handsome as ever.
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{\an8}Oh, well, there you go.
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{\an8}Uh, anyway, we're gonna put you
in our best room, okay?
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{\an8}-Aw!
-And tell you what.
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{\an8}It's on us, Cheryl.
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{\an8}-Is it?
-Thank you.
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{\an8}You're a sweetheart.
They don't make men like you anymore.
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{\an8}Well, we try to treat people good.
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{\an8}Try to treat good...
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{\an8}[laughs] Have a nice room.
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{\an8}Day! Day. Have a nice day in your room.
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{\an8}-[laughs]
-[door opens and closes]
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{\an8}-What?
-You gonna be okay?
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}-Jocelyn!
-What the-- Moira!
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{\an8}You really snuck up on me there.
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{\an8}Those shoes do not make a sound.
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{\an8}-Blame Wang.
-What are you doing here?
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{\an8}Alas, I was sure there was
a council-related symposium here
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{\an8}this afternoon, but...
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{\an8}it appears the room has been set up
in an audition configuration?
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{\an8}I'm so glad I'm doing it right.
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{\an8}Today is day one of the auditions
for Cabaret.
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{\an8}Cabaret!
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{\an8}Yeah, I actually wanted to do Cats,
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{\an8}but everybody said
that it was too political, so...
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{\an8}I'm not sure you're aware of this,
Jocelyn,
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{\an8}but Cabaret is the very show
that launched my career.
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-Right!
-Mm-hmm.
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1979. You had a Reuben.
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No, but never mind.
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I'm simply here to wish you
the best of luck.
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Moira...
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since you have the strong
personal connection to Cabaret,
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do you think that you could... help me?
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No, this is your bebe, Jocelyn,
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and an artistic cradle robber I am not.
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Okay, it's just that I have
this actual baby at home,
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plus a whole lot of term papers to grade.
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I wouldn't want to step on anyone's toes.
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But if you would indulge me
a promenade along... memory lane,
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I'd love to sit in on the auditions.
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Okay, if that's as much as
you're willing to contribute.
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-All righty.
-It's settled, then.
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Consider me a silent monarch on the wall.
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-Will do.
-Now, Jocelyn...
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is this really how you want
to set up the chairs?
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-No?
-Oh, God, no!
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[bell on door jingles]
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[Roland sighs]
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[chuckles]
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Roland. You brought a baby into the store.
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Shh. Yeah.
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And I don't know why
I haven't brought him in sooner.
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This place is perfect.
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Thank you so much.
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Yeah, they say that babies
fall asleep quickest
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when they're surrounded
by an eerie, almost crypt-like silence.
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What can I do to shorten
your stay in my store, Roland?
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Oh, uh, Joce wanted me
to pick up, uh, some of this.
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This organic applesauce.
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Organic. Listen to me!
Who am I? Gwyneth Paltrow?
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[both laugh]
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No, no, you're not.
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-[cell phone rings]
-Ah.
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[Roland Jr. cries]
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Ooh, sorry, I gotta take this.
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What about this, though?
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Uh, hello? Ronnie. Hi, what's going on?
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-[gasps] No! Oh, my God!
-What?
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Dave, please, I'm on a private call.
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Uh-huh. Okay, I'll be right over.
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Oh, boy, sheesh.
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Everything okay?
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Well, Gwen was trimming that big oak tree
behind her place,
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and she took out a power line,
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and now there are live wires
flailing every which way but loose.
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[laughs] So I guess, uh,
Rollie Jr. and I should head over there.
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Hey, this applesauce,
it's not gonna go bad in the sun, is it?
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I'd be more concerned about the baby.
But what do I know?
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You're right! You know what I'll do?
I'll leave 'em both here.
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No! No, absolutely not!
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I have a meeting in half an hour
with a potential big money client,
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and a rogue baby in my store
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does not present as polished
or professional.
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He'll be fine. If he gets cranky,
give him some applesauce.
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Those are $10 a jar!
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-Okay.
-Damn it!
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[Roland Jr. cries]
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No, I will not accept that.
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No, but I entered that in there already.
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Dad, Cheryl wants to take a shower,
and all she has is a face cloth.
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Oh, okay, uh, well, Stevie, uh,
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can you run some towels down to room four?
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-Why do I need to do it?
-Okay, what's the big deal?
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Just walk them over and drop them off.
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Well, Alexis, if you must know,
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when I was checking Cheryl in
this morning,
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I-I got a bit of a vibe.
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Ew, what kind of vibe?
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I think I might've gotten...
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a whisper...
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of desire.
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"Whisper of des--" Oh, my God!
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Please never use that phrase,
like, ever again.
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My face was touched.
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She was doing this.
She called me handsome!
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Okay, Cheryl is in a happy marriage.
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She just happens to be very, like,
warm and affectionate.
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Her hand was warm and affectionate.
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Ted! Hi!
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Uh, my mom was just wondering
if she could maybe get some towels?
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Towels? Yes!
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And perhaps you could take these to her?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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My mom also wants you
to join us for lunch today.
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She said she won't take no for an answer.
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Uh, that would leave Stevie alone here
at the counter, and I don't think that--
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Oh, but I prefer it that way, though.
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Oh, my God, Dad. Um, yes, he can come.
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Okay, great, I'll go let her know.
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She was just saying how she wants
to get to know you better.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Psh! Shh! Wait! Do you hear that?
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-What?
-It's like a...
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faint whisper of desire.
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-That was a good one.
-Thanks!
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Oh, boy. Don't do that.
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Wow, Bob.
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Who knew you were a man
of so many talents?
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Well, I don't need to see any more.
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-Bob--
-Ahem!
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Moira, is there anything
you'd like to add to Bob's audition?
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I'm just marinating in memories.
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Okay, well, we start rehearsals--
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But while I marinate,
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it might be worth observing
your giving Bob a slight redirection.
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-Mm-hmm.
-If that's all right?
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Oh, I've cleared my afternoon for this.
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Okay, uh... well, try it, um, angrier?
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You know, like, grr,
put your hands on your hips.
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Like this?
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Oh, dear.
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Okay. Well, it seems to me
that it would be helpful to both of us
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if you would just join us
here at the table.
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Well, there's a note
I'm incapable of rebuffing.
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You heard the director.
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Thank you.
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Do you want me to sing "Ave Maria" again?
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If you must, but I think
what Jocelyn is looking for here
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is a foreboding vibration
of pre-war Berlin.
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Easy on the accent.
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Roger that, yeah.
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[laughs]
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Okay, so this is what we call
mutual respect.
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So if you could just
stay like this for an hour,
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that would be ideal. Okay.
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-Hi, David?
-Tina?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, my goodness!
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We are so excited at the prospect
of working with "Premium Parties."
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-Oh, that's very sweet.
-Yeah, so as you know,
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we can source basically anything you need
when it comes to party essentials.
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Gift bags, catering,
Shaman-blessed crystals,
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artisanal Reiki gloves.
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For today, I was just hoping
to hear about the store
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and make a connection with you.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, no, I love making connections.
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-[Roland Jr. gurgles]
-Oh.
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Oh, no, that's not--
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Oh, I didn't know
that you had a little guy!
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Yeah, his dad is just out right now,
but he should be back any time.
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Oh, yeah, they say that,
and next thing you know,
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it's been an hour, am I right?
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Yes. Yeah.
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They say it's an emergency.
But is it really, Tina?
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Yeah, so tell me the last time that
watching the new Fast and the Furious
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was an emergency!
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[nervous chuckle]
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-I have a two-year-old at home.
-Oh.
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How old's this little one?
238
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,488
He's, um, three to four months.
239
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:56,822
-Oh, wow.
-Mm-hmm.
240
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,991
He's huge for four months.
241
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,786
-Mm, big eater.
-Ah.
242
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,747
You know, we do sell
these delicious granola bars.
243
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,832
You're giving him granola?
244
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:12,630
No, no, I eat the granola bars
while taking care of him.
245
00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:17,343
He prefers, um, the organic applesauce.
246
00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:20,096
It must be so helpful to have
your own little product tester
247
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,180
here in the store with you.
248
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,640
You know what?
249
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,769
Why don't you take this home with you,
try it out on your little one.
250
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,774
You know, I'm actually throwing
a baby shower next week,
251
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,276
uh, but, I mean,
that's probably not enough notice for you.
252
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:39,281
I threw a baby shower
for my dear friend, Jocelyn, within a day.
253
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,909
I'm pretty sure I can get some supplies
by next week.
254
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:46,789
You two might be my new favorite vendors.
255
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,041
[both laugh]
256
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,502
Do you think that maybe
he could, um, show me around?
257
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,590
Yeah.
You wanna show her around, little tyke?
258
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,884
Show me around. Hm.
259
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:05,182
And there he was, naked
as the day he was born, just wailing!
260
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:09,228
It had rained, and his cotton candy
was melting all down his hand!
261
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:14,567
Yeah, that was fun, but, uh,
maybe we can start telling some stories
262
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,444
about someone else
who was naked and crying.
263
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,737
Okay, fine, but I think everyone here
264
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,198
has already heard about
my Vin Diesel adventure.
265
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,576
Mind if I have a fry, Johnny?
266
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,036
No, no, go ahead, help yourself.
267
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,999
And if anyone else wants a fry,
please feel free to take one.
268
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,835
Mom, I really wish I'd have known
about this trip a little bit sooner.
269
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,962
I wouldn't have asked Alexis
to help me out at the clinic today,
270
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,172
and she could've kept you company.
271
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:38,757
Mm-hmm, I also wish you hadn't asked me
to help out at the clinic today.
272
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,552
Oh, don't worry.
This was just a last-minute whim.
273
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,263
I just don't know what I'm gonna do
with those tickets
274
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,265
that I bought to the Elmdale Gallery.
275
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,268
Johnny...
276
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,771
I don't suppose you'd be interested
in playing hooky today, huh?
277
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,482
Oh, no!
278
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:58,235
-I haven't played hooky since college.
-Oh!
279
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,446
Dad, I think you can spare
a couple of hours
280
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:04,116
to accompany Mrs. Mullens,
who otherwise would be going by herself.
281
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,951
Well, when you put it that way, Alexis,
282
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:09,371
uh, I'd look like a real jerk
if I said no.
283
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,124
Then lunch is on me.
284
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:17,755
A free room and now a hot date
with the owner of the motel?
285
00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,757
[laughs] Lucky me!
286
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,925
Yeah...
287
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,303
I can't tell you how much
this means to me, Mr. Rose.
288
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,223
Oh, I'm just... being a good host.
289
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,768
See, my mom and my stepdad
separated a while ago.
290
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,646
What? Why have I not heard
about this before?
291
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,815
Well, I wanted to tell you,
but she made me promise to keep it quiet.
292
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,360
You know, small town, people talk.
293
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:42,947
So, Ted, your mom is currently unattached?
294
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,449
Yeah, yeah, but she's in
a much better place these days.
295
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,952
She's got, like,
a whole new lease on life.
296
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:51,956
She told me that she's just going after
whatever she wants, no holds barred!
297
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:55,751
Oh, well, hopefully some holds barred.
298
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,629
-Johnny?
-Hmm?
299
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,339
-I'm ready to go.
-Oh!
300
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,634
Um, Dad, if you do have
too much work this afternoon...
301
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,844
Well, we're in it now, Alexis.
302
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,641
-Here we go. Oh, after you.
-Oh! [laughs]
303
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,477
-Please, don't go.
-Are you serious?
304
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,021
-Okay, I'm just gonna stop you there.
-Thank you.
305
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,607
Um, Beth, I was wondering
if you could maybe--
306
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,276
Dig deeper, yeah.
307
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,403
Throw away the lines, soften the edges.
308
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:28,075
Yes. I was gonna say speak louder,
but that also sounds important.
309
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:31,453
-So why don't we, um--
-Yes, tap her out!
310
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,374
You step in and lay the groundwork
for Patrick. Yes.
311
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,918
You want me to tap in and act with him?
312
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,336
Mea culpa, Jocelyn.
313
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,672
I sorely underestimated your instincts.
314
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,757
Okay.
315
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,346
Okay, the thing you must understand
about Cliff, Patrick,
316
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,223
is that he has been with many women,
317
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,685
but he's never derived
true pleasure from it.
318
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,355
I think I can wrap my head around that.
319
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,649
Okay, when you're ready.
320
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,779
[both clear throats]
321
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,156
Don't go.
322
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,034
-What?
-Please, don't go!
323
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,619
Ooh, less desperation.
324
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,371
Are you serious?
325
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,207
The hell with Bobby!
Maybe I like you here.
326
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,876
Firm, but not loud.
327
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,632
The truth is, Sally,
when you're out all night, I can't sleep.
328
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,675
Better, better. Now seduce her.
329
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,261
Oh, my.
330
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,890
Our little bed suddenly seems so empty.
331
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,976
I've never felt this way about anyone.
332
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,938
You truly mean this?
333
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,522
Bring it home.
334
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,316
More than I've ever meant anything.
335
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,610
And, scene!
336
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,029
-Oh!
-Whew!
337
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,031
Now that is a breakthrough.
338
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,908
Patrick, thank you.
339
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,119
Or should I say thank you
to our new emcee!
340
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,204
Oh, no, no.
341
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,289
Patrick was auditioning
for the role of Cliff.
342
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,540
Yes, he was.
343
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,461
But we all know you put
your biggest talent front and center.
344
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,215
-Isn't that right, Jocelyn?
-Sure.
345
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,968
As long as I never have to act again.
346
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,260
Okay, no.
347
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,181
Thank you!
348
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,684
We'll-- We'll call your people.
349
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,396
I did not think I would find
a new vendor today.
350
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,023
Well, sometimes it just clicks. Here.
351
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,650
Why don't I swing back on Wednesday
352
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,151
and pick everything up
for the baby shower?
353
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,196
-Perfect!
-I hope I'll see you on Wednesday, too!
354
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,615
Hey!
355
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,036
-How's my big boy?
-This must be Dad.
356
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,663
-Yes.
-Roland Schitt.
357
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,290
Tina Holbridge. It is so nice to meet you.
358
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,376
I've just been spending
the whole afternoon
359
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,711
with your two special guys.
360
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:48,090
Oh, well, you know,
Roland Jr. and I are gettin' there,
361
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,051
but, uh, this guy,
I've known him for a long time.
362
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,388
You know that he, uh,
took me shopping once?
363
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:57,391
Yeah, you know what?
Are you ready to take, um, him?
364
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,727
Because I'm sure you have a busy day.
365
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,645
Yeah, I should probably grab him and go.
366
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,774
I'm sorry, I would've been here sooner,
but I got electrocuted three times.
367
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,861
And the last time,
I didn't bounce back quite as fast.
368
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:13,699
Oh. Well, the important part
is that you're-- you're here now.
369
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,410
Yeah, and luckily Gwen's fine, too.
370
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,121
I don't know why she was wearing
that rubber dress when she cut the wire,
371
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,040
but it saved her life.
372
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,042
-Mmm!
-Wow.
373
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,713
Well, I should probably let you guys
have some family time.
374
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,506
I am so looking forward
to working with you, David.
375
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,758
Likewise.
376
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,302
[Roland sighs]
377
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,265
Hey, sounds like the meeting
went pretty well.
378
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,184
It couldn't have gone better! Yeah.
379
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,520
So, if ever you need me
to babysit this little one,
380
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,688
I have some openings.
381
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,523
Oh, well, that's great, because Joce and I
382
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,650
were thinking about going
to the movies tomorrow night.
383
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,987
I was thinking next Wednesday
between 4:00 and 5:00 p.m.
384
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,657
Mm, yeah, no, Thursday,
that's probably gonna be better for us.
385
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,909
Let's go with Wednesday.
386
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,415
Thank you, Johnny, for a lovely afternoon.
387
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:08,003
Well, it's always a thrill to experience
a collection of nude photographs
388
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,005
with a... a new friend.
389
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,757
It was eye-opening.
390
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,842
Johnny...
391
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,637
I have something to tell you.
392
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,055
-[door opens]
-Uh-huh?
393
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,892
Um, what's going on over here?
394
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,060
Hey, you crazy kids.
395
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,978
Hope you didn't have
too much fun this afternoon.
396
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,900
Alexis, I was just about to tell Johnny,
so I might as well tell you, too.
397
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,112
Ted's stepdad and I have separated.
398
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,074
-Oh, my gosh.
-Oh!
399
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,408
It's for the best.
400
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:43,288
In fact, I think I've already started
to develop feelings for someone new.
401
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,998
So soon?
402
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,835
-You wanna know the best part?
-Not necessarily.
403
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,837
He's charming, and handsome.
404
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,422
Okay, I think we understand
where this is going.
405
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,675
And ten years younger!
406
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,219
Than?
407
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,304
I've fallen for my Zumba instructor.
408
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,597
-Bill?
-Bill.
409
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,890
Well, Bill's great!
410
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,351
-Does this mean that I get a gym discount?
-It does.
411
00:19:04,434 --> 00:19:05,727
-Mom!
-[both laughing]
412
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:11,233
This is great news.
Isn't this great news, Dad?
413
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,569
Yes, yes, I'm relieved...
414
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,864
-that you're so happy.
-Mm-hmm.
415
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:20,784
Thank you for providing
such a safe place for me this afternoon.
416
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,996
You know, you remind me
of my older brother.
417
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,082
Hey, maybe I should start calling you
"Uncle Johnny," then, huh?
418
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,918
-Oh. [laughs]
-No. Nope. Nope.
419
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,004
-Mom, come on, tell me all about it.
-Oh!
420
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,844
I'm just worried about what that
young, hot Zumba instructor is gonna do
421
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,889
when he finds out that Cheryl
has a huge crush on you.
422
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,893
Okay, Alexis.
But you bought into it for a second there.
423
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,564
Well, that was a great day
of auditions today, Moira.
424
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:51,899
Agreed.
425
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,818
Wow, in a desert of mediocrity,
426
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:59,615
you managed to divine a quiet revelation
in Ronnie's Fräulein Schneider.
427
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,075
Well, I think you deserve
most of the credit.
428
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,411
You know, watching you work
with the actors today,
429
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,496
I think it was pretty obvious
that you should--
430
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,416
Reprise my role of Sally?
431
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,001
Maybe? But...
432
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,087
There's the age discrepancy.
Bit of a challenge there.
433
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:17,090
Although I did play Liesl Von Trapp at 50.
434
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,884
Actually...
435
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:24,056
working with you made me realize
that I may not have the skills to do this.
436
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:27,392
But you, you were practically
directing by yourself today.
437
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,394
Oh, Jocelyn, thank you.
438
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,105
But now I fear I've overstepped.
439
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,108
No, no, no, please! Step all over me.
440
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,070
You should be the director.
It's clearly in your blood.
441
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,322
Well, humility forbids me from thinking
442
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,117
I could become a quadruple threat
that easily.
443
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,662
Please, Moira. You'd be doing me a favor.
444
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,332
I mean, it's either that,
or you could call Mr. and Mrs. Tekenos
445
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:53,168
and let them know that their daughter
bit another student at school today.
446
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,296
-I accept.
-Thank you, Moira!
447
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,423
I am happily stepping down.
448
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,466
In title only.
449
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:02,511
You will be there with me
every step of the way, Jocelyn.
450
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,304
Assistant directing.
451
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,600
-Assistant directing?
-Mm-hmm.
452
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,187
Some would argue it's even more
responsibility than directing.
453
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,942
What have I done? No.
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