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(BIRDS CHIRP)
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-Good morning!
-Hey, Twyla.
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I hear congratulations
are in order, Mrs Rose.
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Thank you, dear. For what?
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Oh, should I not say
anything yet?
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Well, you could
say something.
Think of it as a clue.
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Not say something
about what?
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Your wife's
big announcement.
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Again, dear, clue.
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-You running
for town council!
-What, excuse me?
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You're running
for town council?
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No, I'm not running
for town council.
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Oh, I must've misheard.
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Everyone was talking about
you standing up to council
last week,
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so I just assumed...
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Never assume, dear.
It makes an ass
out of both of us.
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It's not that absurd
an idea, Moira.
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You know, being on
town council
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might give you an outlet
to channel all that
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passion you have
for this town.
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I'd sooner poke my eyes out
with hat pins.
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Well, that's subtle.
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Well, I think you would
make a great councillor.
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Well, the right person
might be able to get
a lot done around here.
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The right person, John,
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wouldn't be caught dead
in this...
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They'd be running somewhere
a little more...
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-What?
-Moira...
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Okay, maybe I should say
somewhere less...
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-Less what?
-What's the word
I'm trying to think of?
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Well, let's hope we don't
find it, okay?
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Are we ready to order,
Councillor?
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You go ahead.
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Have you seen my black shoe?
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It's a lace-up,
probably lost in the sea
of your dirty clothes.
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-No.
-Ugh!
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What is going on here?
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Why are your clothes
crammed under my bed?
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It's just temporary storage,
David.
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Look at your things.
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Look at your life!
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I have been distracted!
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Why is this wet? Ew!
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Because I kicked over
a glass of water
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that you left on the floor.
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I wasn't drinking water.
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Okay, so maybe it was mine.
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What difference
does it make?
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-Ugh!
-Oh, my God!
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Ugh! Anyway,
I need the room tonight
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because I'm having
a friend over.
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What friend?
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Um, Twyla. We're gonna have
a fun little sleepover.
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Hmm... You and Twyla?
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Yeah. We're gonna do
face masks,
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and we're gonna talk about
boys that we both know,
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and have dated.
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Um, have you spent
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more than five minutes
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with the girl, one on one?
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She could be
a serial killer.
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Twy and I have tea together
like, every day, David.
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That she serves you
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at the cafe.
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Because we're friends.
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Oh... Right.
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Um, so then, where is Twyla
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going to sleep tonight?
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Because I'd say she could
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stay under my bed,
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but all your
disgusting clothes
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are stuffed under there,
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so, just wondering,
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where she'd sleep.
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Stop doing that
with your face.
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Hmm.
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(DOG BARKING)
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Bob,
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now that Ray's stepped down
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from council,
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I gather his seat
is up for grabs?
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"His seat is up for grabs?"
(CHUCKLES)
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I could say something pretty
inappropriate right now.
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Well, I'm hoping you don't.
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No, but I could.
That's a real set-up.
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Yeah, yeah, but I was
thinking, if his seat...
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There you go again!
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...could be filled
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by someone
with real experience...
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Uh-huh.
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You see,
I played a significant role
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-in Gerald Caine's campaign.
-Who's that?
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Well, he won a seat
in the legislature,
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and now he's a senator.
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Yeah, well, town council
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might be small potatoes
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for a guy like that.
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Well, not him, Bob. Me!
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I'm talking about me.
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See, I've worked
on a number of campaigns,
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and I was president of the
Video Retailers Association.
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Sure, and, uh...
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It might be a nice
change of pace
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from banging your head
against the wall here
every day.
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Well, I'm not banging
my head against the wall,
but if I were to run,
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I'd need support
from people like you.
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Boy, uh, so if you got this,
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that would mean we'd work
together here at the garage,
and on council?
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If I didn't know any better,
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I might think you had
a crush on me! (CHUCKLES)
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Well, that's funny.
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-I'm only teasing.
-Yeah, I know, I know.
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I don't mean
to embarrass you.
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-I'm not embarrassed!
-You have no reason
to be embarrassed.
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-You're a happily
married man.
-Oh, my.
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-And so am I!
-Okay, gotta go, Bob.
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(MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
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Hey, Twy, come sit.
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Oh, I'd love to, it's just
I have a lot of tables
right now.
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Okay, well, um,
maybe we can
hang out after.
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I was thinking we could
have a little ladies' night
at my place.
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-Just the two of us?
-Yeah!
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Come by around 8:00.
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I'm working tonight,
but maybe this weekend?
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Or are you with Mutt
on weekends?
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Um, no, because
we broke up so...
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Although, part of me
is a little relieved
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since you did tell me
to break up with him,
and then you dated him...
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That's so sweet of you,
but I'm gonna be fine.
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So how late do you have
to work tonight?
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Um, until people leave,
I guess.
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And when do people leave?
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I don't know,
after people clear out.
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Okay, well, when
everybody clears out,
you can just pop by.
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-You know, when
I broke up with Mutt...
-Mmm-hmm.
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I just took a lot
of alone time to rebuild,
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and regroup, and I just,
I think it's so important.
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Yeah, and I'm doing the same
kind of thing right now
'cause it's so important.
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All right, good.
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Because you know
what they say,
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if you can't be by yourself,
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then you probably shouldn't
be in a relationship.
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Mmm-hmm, I totally get that.
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But call me if you happen
to get off work early.
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Twy? Call me if you
get off work early!
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All right. (LAUGHS)
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I know. I know!
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-Hey, Roland.
-Uh-huh.
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All right, so 1:00, then?
All right, terrific.
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Yeah, no, I look forward
to catching up.
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Great, yep, you too.
Okay, all right.
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Bye-bye! Sorry, Johnny.
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I just had to reschedule
my colonoscopy.
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Oh. Well, I just stopped by
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to pick up
a nomination form
for town council.
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You know,
I gotta hand it to you.
Um...
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It takes a brave man
to face defeat yet again,
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when his ego
is so battered and bruised.
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Well,
I don't plan on losing,
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but thank you for the vote
of confidence.
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Johnny,
nobody plans on losing.
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But with all due respect,
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this is kind of
a different playing field
for you.
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Roland, I ran the second
largest retail video chain
in North America, so...
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Well, that's good to hear.
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So you're used to coming
in second, huh?
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Could I get a nomination
form, please?
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Look, I'm just trying
to help you out here, okay?
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I've been in politics
for 18 years,
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and let me tell you
something, pal,
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it ain't a cakewalk, okay?
Say goodbye to your privacy.
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You walk into a restaurant,
everybody's gonna know
who you are!
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Well, everyone knows
everyone here,
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because there's only
one restaurant.
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I mean, just taking your boy
for an ice cream cone can
turn into a media circus.
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Well, your son is 30,
and you never see him.
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Could I get a form, Roland?
Please?
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You know what?
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I'll do you one better,
I'll give you the form,
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und your first signature.
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-Oh, wow.
-There you go.
How 'bout that?
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-Thank you.
-You're very welcome.
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You signed under "date".
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Yeah, like that's going
to make a difference.
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Okay.
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Rrrrrr! Come here, you!
I'm thirsty!
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Exciting afternoon?
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-Thrilling. Can't you tell?
-What are you doing tonight?
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-Uh, I'm busy.
-With what?
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-I'm going out.
-With who?
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-Does it matter?
-Where are you going?
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None of your business!
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Are you seeing someone?
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Not exactly.
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Okay, you're sounding
very sketchy right now.
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I'm going to a bar
to meet someone.
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-Who?
-I don't know yet.
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Oh... So she's going
to a bar to get laid, then.
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-I see.
-Uh, no,
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she is going to a bar
to have her needs met
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by some lovely gentleman
she's yet to meet,
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who is cute enough
to sleep with,
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but not nearly mature
or stable enough to marry.
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I want that.
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Well, you can't come,
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'cause everyone will think
we're together.
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Okay, I think you're giving
yourself a lot of credit.
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I was being generous.
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No, we're gonna be each
other's wing people tonight.
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Um, now, how diverse
is the clientele
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at this local drinkery?
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I would say very diverse.
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I can't remember what life
was like before dating apps.
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I'm both excited
and terrified for tonight.
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I don't think I ever said
you could come.
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Okay, so what time, though?
And is there a dress code?
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'Cause I just want
to come prepared.
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So that I can meet somebody.
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(MAKES POPPING SOUND)
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I'm in room seven
in case you need me.
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See you later.
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This is gonna be
so fun for us.
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You know, it's, uh...
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It's a funny thing.
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There seems to be a rumour
going around about me.
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I heard that one.
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It's only because
you converse
with women easily,
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and you dress so well.
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I wouldn't give it
another thought.
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-What?
-I'm sorry, which rumour
are you talking about?
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The one about me
running for council.
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No, that was
about me, John.
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You were with me
when Twyla said that.
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If this continues, I'll have
to call a neurologist.
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No, this is another rumour,
Moira.
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A rumour about me
running for council.
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From whom did you
hear this one?
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Well, I... I don't know
where it started,
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but the gist of it
is I'd be a shoo-in,
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and could really
get things done.
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Well, there's no question
about it.
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You'd be a godsend
to council.
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Well, thank you, sweetheart.
I agree.
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But they'll never know
about it
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because you have
much bigger plans.
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Yes, I know, well...
248
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,622
I see you go into the office
every day, pistons firing.
249
00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,792
You are full of ideas,
and you haven't told me
what they are yet,
250
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,462
but I have every confidence
that they are brilliant.
251
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:32,382
Yeah, yeah... Well,
who says I can't do both?
252
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:36,303
Moira, being on council
could leverage our position
considerably in this town.
253
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:37,971
It's not worth it.
254
00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:41,015
You saw me struggle
to get those modest
planters for the motel.
255
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:44,519
Trying to get
council to focus
on the simplest thing
256
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,313
is like wrangling monkeys!
257
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,855
Well, I can wrangle monkeys.
258
00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,524
It's called
running a business.
259
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,402
Yes, you could,
but you'd be wasting your
talents on these people.
260
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,237
Yeah, well,
that goes without saying.
261
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,281
Listen, I know
it's a giant step down
262
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,949
from anything I've done
in the past, but...
263
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,368
Exactly, it's beneath you.
264
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,246
Well, I just
265
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,582
worry that the people
who were spreading
this rumour
266
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,084
might be a little
disappointed, that's all.
267
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,419
Well, you can't worry
about them.
268
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,183
-Hey!
-Hey.
269
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,355
(SIGHS)
270
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,277
Are you waiting for someone?
271
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,863
No, I'm just taking
some me time.
272
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,782
Oh, okay.
273
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,786
I hope I'm not getting
in the way of that.
274
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,330
No, no, you're good.
275
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,629
So, Stevie...
276
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,632
You're a strong woman
who's alone a lot.
277
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,467
Like, I know
you dated David,
278
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,554
but everyone's allowed
a mistake, am I right?
279
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,096
You sound
like my conscience.
280
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,598
Is it hard for you?
281
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,394
Uh, is what hard for me?
282
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,312
Like, being
by yourself here?
283
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:13,066
Like, you're just totally
okay to sit here all day
by yourself?
284
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,484
That's why I took the job.
285
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:16,986
Mmm-hmm. Okay.
286
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,863
And while you're here,
by yourself,
287
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:22,075
you never get this almost
uncontrollable urge
288
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,704
to talk to people,
or be complimented, or...
289
00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,288
I know everyone
in this town,
290
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:31,501
so for the most part,
I would rather
be here by myself
291
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,461
than engage in meaningless
conversation
292
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,046
with people
I don't care about.
293
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,591
Totally.
294
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,178
Mmm-hmm. And why is that?
295
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,847
Because I enjoy
my own company more.
296
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,100
Of course. Of course.
297
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:48,935
Okay.
298
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,690
JOCELYN:
Can I have everyone's
attention, please?
299
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:56,610
If I could just... Okay.
Thanks, Jazzagals.
300
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,070
I just wanted to grab your
ear for just a second,
301
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,821
to make a quick
announcement.
302
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:05,410
I will not be at rehearsals
for the next two weeks,
303
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,246
because I have decided
to throw my hat in the ring
and run for council!
304
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,539
-(ALL GASP)
-Oh, Jocelyn!
305
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,749
WOMAN: That's great!
TWYLA: Oh, my gosh!
306
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:13,209
-(APPLAUSE)
-That's amazing!
307
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,086
I'm currently running
unopposed.
308
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,089
So that kinda takes away
the excitement of winning,
309
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,634
you know, but still, I think
it's gonna be a real hoot.
310
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,926
WOMAN: That's so fun!
311
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,511
-Congratulations!
-Good going! Good for you!
312
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:24,554
Thank you.
313
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,767
So, Jocelyn, good for you.
314
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,351
Taking on
a new little project.
315
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,103
Thanks. I'm really
looking forward to it.
316
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,772
You know what's funny?
317
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,441
Just this morning,
Twyla asked me if
I was running for council.
318
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,360
That is funny.
319
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,195
I mean, unless you're
thinking of running.
320
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,323
Mmm, no. No, no.
321
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,618
-Can you imagine?
-No! (LAUGHS)
322
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,787
I mean, just because
you've spent all your time
323
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:51,289
trying to sell the town
and get outta here, so.
324
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:54,417
Twyla, dear, what was it
this morning that made
you say
325
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,919
I would make such
a great councilwoman?
326
00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:00,006
Oh, I just heard
you were running.
327
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,049
Are you?
328
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,510
-No.
-I...
329
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,179
She's not interested
in politics!
330
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,223
Although I can see why
someone might think that.
331
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,975
I certainly know how
to command a crowd,
332
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:14,354
and I've never been
one to shy away
from a good fight.
333
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,774
I don't think it's such
a bad idea for someone
else to run.
334
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:21,110
A little healthy competition
never hurt anyone.
335
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:24,113
Yeah, a real election race
could be fun!
336
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,700
Absolutely. I mean,
I wouldn't want anyone
337
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,618
to think that I was just
stepping into this,
338
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,911
you know, because of Roland.
339
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,080
Yeah, I mean, if any
of you townies
340
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,541
wanna put your name
on the ballot,
341
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,751
I think that's just
a great idea.
342
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,545
That's the spirit.
343
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,921
If Jocelyn can do it,
anyone can.
344
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,551
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Places,
don't you think?
345
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,263
Hmm... On a scale of one
346
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,182
to "I'm gonna get beat up
by an angry local,"
347
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,184
where do we see
this look fall?
348
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,978
Um, like, easy six.
349
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,647
-Okay.
-Where are you going?
350
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:01,818
Um, I am going to
a sketchy bar on
the outskirts of town.
351
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,277
And nobody invited me?
352
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,196
You know
how at home I am
at sketchy bars!
353
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,698
Who are you going with?
354
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,825
Um, with Stevie.
We're gonna meet
some randoms.
355
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,494
So, um, when I go missing,
356
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,747
just feel free to tell
people that the last place
I was seen
357
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:17,041
was at a sketchy bar
on the outskirts of town
meeting randoms.
358
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,585
Okay, well, this isn't fair,
David.
359
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,837
I'm the one who should
be at a sketchy bar
meeting randoms.
360
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,422
I'm the one who should
go missing.
361
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,924
-Well, then, come.
-(SIGHS) I can't.
362
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,384
-Why?
-Well, for one thing,
363
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,678
this mask doesn't come off
for another 20 minutes.
364
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,222
-You look beautiful.
-Thank you.
365
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:36,143
And second, I told myself
that I would enjoy my own
company tonight.
366
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,355
Okay, um, well,
we're going to a bar,
367
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,566
and you're on the rebound,
so text me when
you're dressed.
368
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,819
I'm serious, David,
I'm not coming.
Have fun, though.
369
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,029
Oh, and in case
you wake up in a chair
370
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,156
with your hands
duct taped together,
371
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:52,118
you can snap the duct tape
by just raising your hands
over your head,
372
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,245
and then bringing them
down really hard.
373
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,750
Thanks. Um...
See you there?
374
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,501
-I'm not coming.
-(SCOFFS)
375
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:05,882
I'm not coming.
376
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,552
(SIGHS)
377
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,224
Hi, Moira.
How was rehearsal?
378
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,852
It was quite an afternoon.
Oh, John, thank you.
379
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,062
Listen, I just wanted
to thank you
380
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,774
-for what you said
this morning.
-And what's that?
381
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:26,360
When we had our
little talk about me
running for council.
382
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:30,406
I have to admit
I'd given it a little more
thought than I'd let on.
383
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,950
-Oh?
-Yes.
384
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,494
I actually picked up
a nomination form.
385
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,163
Really? John,
I didn't realise.
386
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,165
No, no, no, I'm glad
you talked me out of it.
387
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,584
-Okay.
-Yeah, because
I thought about the job,
388
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,169
what it would entail,
and you know, listen,
389
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,588
Roland drives me crazy
when he's not even around,
390
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,131
-but can you imagine?
-No.
391
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,800
Working with him every day?
392
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,135
Huh! I'm laughing
about it right now.
393
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,599
Did you know Jocelyn
is running?
394
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,978
No. Oh, my God!
This gets better and better.
395
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,189
So the two of them
on council together?
396
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,399
Is there a more
frightening thought?
397
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,110
They would have
a virtual monopoly
on this town.
398
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,362
Well, don't they already?
399
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:13,199
Exactly. I think someone
needs to challenge them!
400
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,242
Right!
401
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:19,455
So... What are you saying?
That I should run?
402
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,207
No. Nope.
403
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:24,251
Because I did get
five signatures on my
nomination form, and I...
404
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,838
No! No, no, no, John, you've
got enough on your plate.
405
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,215
-Oh.
-Whereas, I (SCOFFS)
406
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,842
have nothing but free time.
407
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,891
Not exactly sure
where this is going.
408
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,851
John, you have the family
to think about.
409
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,436
You're going to accomplish
wonderfully big things.
410
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,565
Town council would just
hold you back.
411
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:50,194
But something
tells me it will not be
holding you back?
412
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,112
It would be a few weeks
of my time.
413
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:55,366
And, you know,
someone said it might be
a nice project for me.
414
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,451
And would that
someone be you?
415
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:59,871
Jocelyn practically
begged me
to take the bait!
416
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,831
So you're running
for council?
417
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,958
Looks like it.
418
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,169
Oh, well,
isn't that wonderful!
419
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,713
Isn't that wonderful!
420
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,924
(CHUCKLES) Hey,
that's really good news.
421
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,425
I'm sorry, John,
I just got swept up in it.
422
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:15,386
No, no, listen, as long
as one of us is running,
okay?
423
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,305
That's the important thing.
It doesn't matter which
one of us is running.
424
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:22,476
I thought it would be me,
but then you talked me
out of it! But that's okay!
425
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,104
Please, John,
I'm going to need you
every step of the way.
426
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,522
And I'll be right
behind you, Moira,
427
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,066
supporting you,
428
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,609
because you're
the one running,
and I'm not!
429
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,944
How long are we going
to be doing this?
430
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,029
Oh, just a few more minutes,
at least.
431
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,576
(MUSIC PLAYING)
432
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,246
It's not usually this dead.
433
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,417
It's like everybody
saw you coming, and left.
434
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,629
Is this really what
our lives have become?
435
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:54,634
Sitting in some sad bar
waiting to get laid?
436
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,469
Well, it's this
or the Internet.
437
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,054
Oh, I did have
a match earlier.
438
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,475
Um, who is 79 miles away.
439
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,893
Well, if you start
walking now,
440
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,269
you'll get there before
breakfast.
441
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,647
Alexis is supposed to be
meeting us here.
442
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:13,152
She said she wasn't coming,
but this is a bar,
and she is single, so.
443
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:17,907
Well, you should warn her
that we are the only people
here under 60.
444
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,496
Yeah, it's not...
Not brimming with options.
445
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,290
No.
446
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,419
(DAVID INHALES DEEPLY)
447
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,858
-Nope.
-No.
448
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,152
-No, it didn't feel right.
-No, it didn't.
449
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,820
Well, at least we tried.
450
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,322
I agree.
451
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:08,916
Oh, uh, I notice the man
is no longer sleeping
under the pool table.
452
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,629
Well, I'm surprisingly
good at pool.
453
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,214
-So...
-Hmm!
454
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,383
Wait a second, is this
like a reverse hustle,
455
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,178
where you say
you're good, but you're
actually terrible?
456
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,595
Um, I don't know.
457
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,264
You wanna break?
458
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,017
Um, from what?
459
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,310
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
460
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,355
(LOCK RATTLES)
461
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,108
(SIGHS)
462
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,401
(DOOR CLOSES)
463
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,479
Don't, David.
464
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,314
I have nowhere else
to put stuff.
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