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[birds chirp]
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No, no, no! No, no, no!
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-No! No!
-What?
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-My bag! It's gone!
-What bag?
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-My brown bag!
-What brown bag?
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You had a room full
of brown bags back home,
which brown bag?
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My crocodile bag,
the one my mother gave me!
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Oh, it's in the closet,
next to my briefcase.
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That's an ostrich bag.
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[pants, shrieks]
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Okay, just calm down,
breathe, breathe. Breathe.
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-Breathe!
-Okay. David.
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David must've taken it,
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-along with my last
molecule of hope!
-[knocking on door]
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Oh, Moira, David only took
his own bags.
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Are you kidding?
I bet he's pawned it by now
to pay for manicures.
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What possible sense would
it make for David
to take one of your bags?
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It doesn't...
Oh, towels, great.
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Mrs Rose,
you got out of bed.
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[groans]
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Sorry, am I
interrupting something?
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No, no, we're just...
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We're looking for something
valuable, and erm...
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-Your son?
-Well, no, a brown bag,
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as a matter of fact.
Well... Our son, yes.
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Has anyone heard from David?
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Oh, to be so naive.
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He's long gone, darling,
escaped, and left us
all behind.
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Okay, well, er, I've put in
some calls to some people,
just to get the word out.
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Well, that's very nice.
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That's very nice, Stevie,
thank you very much.
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That's very considerate,
because I know you and
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David had a...
Intimate er, relationship.
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Okay, I just came
to drop off the towels,
and check in, so...
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[Alexis] Is that Stevie?
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Can you ask her if she has
any extra bedspreads?
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I'm still here!
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[Alexis] Oh!
Okay, then come here then,
please, for a sec?
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Yeah, erm, come in.
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[bed rattles]
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[grunts]
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Hey, does this place have
any king-size sheets?
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Alexis, what the hell
are you doing?
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[panting] Just giving myself
some more space.
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There's a lot going on
in my life right now.
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Like, Ted keeps harassing me
for an answer
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to the whole "am I gonna
marry him" thing,
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and then there's
the whole Mutt issue,
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which is very
complicated, and sexy,
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so I'm just...
I don't know what to do.
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I take it you haven't
heard from David.
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Okay, yeah, fine.
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And David's missing. So...
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Yeah, well, he's missing.
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Well, I can't find him,
so what would you say he is?
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Okay, you know what?
You know what?
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I don't think your mother
would appreciate you
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speaking to me in that way!
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Well, I'm, I'm sorry
for your loss.
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Oh! What did they say?
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Nothing, and I'm getting
nervous, Moira.
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Don't worry, he's fine.
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It's not the first time
David's run away.
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Remember all those troubled
years in high school,
when he'd
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charter the jet
without permission?
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Yes, but he has no money.
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Oh, he does now.
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If there's one thing
David knows,
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it's the street value
of a woman's bag.
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Okay, you know what? Can we
stop talking about that bag
for five minutes?
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The bag, the bag,
and the bag!
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John, it's an heirloom,
my great grandmother took it
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from her husband
when she left him,
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and it has been passed down
through all the women
in my family
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as emergency currency
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in case we need to leave
our husbands
in the middle of the night.
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Oh, well, that's reassuring.
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You don't have to worry,
darling, I'll never need it.
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But you know Alexis will!
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Yeah, more than
once, probably.
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I love that bag.
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And I've kept it safe
all these years.
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And now, John,
it's out there,
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-frightened, and alone...
-Okay, okay.
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We'll find it,
we'll find your bag.
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-We'll find your bag, Moira.
-Oh, we better, please!
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-Yes, we will.
-Please!
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[saw rasps]
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Hey, er, I really
shouldn't come in.
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Actually, you're standing
in my living room,
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-you let yourself in.
-[sighs] No, I know.
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Erm, so,
about the other night...
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-Uh-huh.
-Oh! Mmm...
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That night. Erm...
That was super fun.
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I'd say it was the most fun
I had all year.
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Yeah, it was super fun.
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Actually, I wouldn't mind
having a little more fun,
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-right now.
-Okay.
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And I love
hearing you say that.
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It's just that,
when we got together,
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erm, I thought
my family was leaving.
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-Uh-huh.
-And now we're not. So...
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I would love to feel worse
about your parents
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not selling the town, but...
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Hmm, it's just--
It's so tragic,
'cause my mom is in
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this, like, waking coma,
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and my dad has developed
more of a stutter,
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and er,
because we're not leaving,
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things are a little bit
complicated with Ted.
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I thought things were
done with Ted.
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Me too.
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But apparently,
he was misinformed.
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-By who?
-By me.
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Okay.
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Until that whole thing
kinda works itself out,
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I have a moral obligation
to Ted.
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Your hands are so...
[chuckles]
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...soft for someone
who does nothing
but manual labour.
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Thanks, I make sure
to moisturise.
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Mmm-hmm,
that's so important.
So important.
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Listen.
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-I can wait.
-Thank you.
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Mmm-hmm.
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So, erm...
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So, you look
really good today.
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[knocking on door]
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Oh. Hello, Roses.
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What, are you
here to tell me
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Alexis has skipped town
with my lawn mower?
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-[snickers]
-Roland, these people have
literally hit rock bottom,
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they're not in the mood
for your jokes right now.
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She is.
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Look, I've been on the phone
all morning
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with Missing Persons
and just wondering
if you've heard anything.
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No. Come in, come on in.
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I can't imagine the stress
of losing a child.
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Oh, I haven't lost him.
I know exactly where he is.
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He's enjoying happy hour
at the Viceroy without me.
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It's been three days
without any contact.
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Johnny, you wouldn't
know this,
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but statistics tell us
you have a 48-hour window
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before you can assume
somebody is dead.
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Yeah, I just said
it's been three days.
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Then do we
call off the search?
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-Oh, my God!
-[phone ringing]
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I'll get it.
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[clears throat]
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Roland Schitt.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Oh, oh. Okay.
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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I'm good, how about you?
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Terrific. Great, where?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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I got it. Great,
we'll see you there
this afternoon.
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Bye. Well, good news, folks!
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-They found the truck.
-And David?
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-Well, that didn't come up.
-Why didn't you ask?
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[chuckles] Johnny, they were
all excited about telling me
they found the truck, so...
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-Call him back!
-Call him back.
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-Call him back!
-Now.
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Well, I, I don't
have the number,
I've got the address.
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I'm sure David is with
the truck, right, Roland?
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Well, I think
they would've told me
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if there's a dead body
with the truck, honey.
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-Oh!
-Just give me the address.
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Give me the address!
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-Did they mention bags?
-Well, no talk of bags.
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Were there bags
in the truck?
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My best friend
in kindergarten ran away,
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and her parents
didn't notice.
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And she ended up getting
adopted by this really rich
Asian family in Vancouver,
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but... They had their
own kid, so she kind of
got neglected a bit,
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and I can't remember
whether she's back on
the streets now, or--
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I know, and he took
his hair straightener,
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which he knows that
I use more than he does.
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This whole thing
is just very selfish.
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Alexis?
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Ted! Oh, my God, hi.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Erm...
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I've been calling.
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I know, I know.
But everything's just
been so hectic,
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what with David missing,
and like,
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I haven't been sleeping,
and I haven't been
eating, and--
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You just ordered
the parfait.
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And I just keep
picturing him
at the bottom of a lake.
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Oh, no, that guy was like,
a known alcoholic,
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and they pulled him out
a week ago.
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Thank God you're here.
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Of course. I've been trying
to be here more for you,
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but I guess my texts haven't
been getting through,
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or maybe
I'm sending them wrong?
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That's so sweet.
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Er, here.
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Listen.
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I don't want to apply
any pressure to the whole
marriage thing, but...
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Thank you, Ted,
'cause it's so hard to focus
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on something
like that right now.
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And I totally
understand that.
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It's just...
You had said that
you wanted to get married
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if you weren't leaving town,
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and you didn't
leave town, so...
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Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
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And I totally get that.
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Technically though,
someone did leave,
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and so the dust just
hasn't really settled
on the whole
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us leaving thing, yet.
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Right.
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But obviously,
I want to be with you.
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I'm just so scared.
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What, about David?
Or about being with--
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Yeah, that.
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All we know is the truck
ran out of gas
on an Amish farm.
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So David has been
living on an Amish farm
for three days?
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We think so.
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I really hope you're right.
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Stevie dear,
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don't take this
the wrong way, but,
is this car your home?
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Excuse me?
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I take it you're finished
with this sandwich.
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Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
[sniffs]
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Oh, yeah! Erm, but there's
doughnuts under the seat,
those are still good.
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Oh.
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-Okay.
-[horn honks]
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Alexis! We think
we found your brother!
Come on!
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I'm just super tired
from walking, though.
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Babe, you're tired
because you were
stressed about David,
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but they found him,
you should go.
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[Johnny] Alexis!
[honks horn]
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I know!
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[Moira] This is exactly
what David wants.
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All of us worried, and
driving around in some
tin can looking for him.
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It's a tactic.
It's subterfuge.
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Oh, you could be jumping
to conclusions, Moira.
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I taught him
everything he knows.
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He shouldn't have left me
behind, that was never
part of the plan.
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Oh, my God,
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ever since David left,
you two have
been so dramatic.
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00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,361
Do I have to
remind you of the time
243
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,737
that I was taken hostage
on David Geffen's yacht
244
00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,532
by Somali pirates
for a week,
245
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,741
and nobody answered
my texts?
246
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:44,120
I had just had
my eyelashes dyed,
everything was cloudy!
247
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:47,374
Okay, can we all focus here?
For a moment?
248
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,670
David has spent the last
three days on a farm,
249
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,004
with the Amish!
250
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:57,925
[sighs]
251
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:14,817
[Alexis] Ugh!
252
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,704
Oh...
253
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,289
Thank God.
254
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,333
David!
255
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,460
[Johnny] David!
256
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:36,590
-David, I'm here!
-David, it's us!
257
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,093
I know!
258
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:42,220
David, come here, please!
259
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,889
Stop yelling, "David!"
You come here!
260
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,016
We've come to take you home!
261
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,560
Three days later!
262
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,769
Nobody knew where you were!
263
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:52,606
And your phone was off!
264
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,399
I texted Alexis!
265
00:12:56,317 --> 00:13:01,239
Wha-- I'm sorry for not
responding to, like,
one text, David!
266
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,533
I was worried sick, dear!
267
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:06,620
"Where's David?
Or his bags?"
268
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,787
-David?
-What?
269
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:11,499
-Okay, you remember Mutt?
-Yeah!
270
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,294
Okay, it's gotten
more complicated!
271
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,003
What happened?
272
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,632
-We slept together!
-Ooh.
273
00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:22,969
Okay, Alexis, we can talk
about this on the ride home.
274
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,804
David, let us help you
with your bags!
275
00:13:25,846 --> 00:13:28,807
What if I'm not ready
to come home?
276
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,977
-There's a bug
on your dress.
-Ew! Fuck!
277
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,812
Ugh, ugh.
278
00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,697
Miriam makes the most
delicious butter.
279
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,658
Yeah, I mean, she starts
280
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,285
pounding that cream
about half an hour too early
in the morning,
281
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,120
but it tastes exactly like
282
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,414
the butter we had
at the Ritz in Paris,
you know, that sort of
283
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,583
salt-less butter?
284
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:57,128
Well, once again, thank you
for nurturing our David
285
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,213
during such
a difficult time.
286
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,883
Well, we should be
thanking you for coming.
287
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,385
We've spent
two sleepless nights
288
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,429
wondering what would happen
if nobody came.
289
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,930
Would we be stuck with him?
290
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:12,769
Oh, my baby!
Thank you, thank you!
291
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,646
I would give you
a gratuity, but...
292
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,773
I'm short about
a million this week.
293
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:20,276
David's stay here has taught
us some valuable lessons
294
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,529
in patience,
295
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,281
-forgiveness...
-Restraint.
296
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,949
[Moira clears throat]
297
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,453
Well, it seems you've
taken very good care
of our possessions.
298
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,623
I hope it wasn't too much
of an imposition.
299
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:37,001
You know, I'm not sure
I'm even ready
to come home yet.
300
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:41,715
-And yet your time with us
has come to an end.
-Okay.
301
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,633
These three days you spent
with us, David,
302
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:48,429
will remain in our memories
for many days and many,
many, many nights.
303
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,557
Thank you for your kindness,
304
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,643
when no one else
showed me kindness.
305
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,812
And compassion,
when no one else...
306
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,564
[Johnny] Excuse me,
son, er...
307
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:01,484
I imagine it's customary
for strangers to partake
308
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,195
in a good, old-fashioned
Amish lunch?
309
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,072
Not always.
310
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,365
Have a safe trip.
311
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,409
Okay.
312
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,828
Thank you.
313
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,414
Thanks.
314
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,915
Yeah, thank you,
thank you.
315
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,000
Where are we?
316
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:27,134
Do you know how many
times I've had to
apologise to Roland?
317
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,096
You can't just leave
with other people's
trucks, David!
318
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,723
What were you thinking?
319
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:37,186
What you did
was impulsive, capricious
and melodramatic...
320
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,521
But it was also wrong.
321
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,524
Okay, nobody freaked out
when Alexis went missing.
322
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,401
I didn't go missing, David.
323
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,612
The FBI knew where I was
the entire time.
324
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,865
All right, listen,
the important thing is
we have David back,
325
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,493
we have your bag back,
and here we are,
all together.
326
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,203
What bag?
327
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,956
You stole my bag, David.
328
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,917
That bag?
329
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,335
That bag looks like
it hasn't been used
in 100 years.
330
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,962
I put my toiletries in it.
331
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,005
Why would you think that
I would steal that bag?
332
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,926
I don't know, David,
why did you
steal my eyeliner?
333
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,428
That was a phase
in high school!
334
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:14,265
Now, did you come for me,
or did you come
for that bag?
335
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,851
-This was my
grandmother's bag.
-We came for you.
336
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:20,313
I hitchhiked,
in the middle of the night,
337
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,148
wearing all black.
338
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,776
I was basically asking
to get hit by a car.
339
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,152
Why?
340
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,571
You told me
that Diane Sawyer
gave you that bag,
341
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,739
and that it was fake.
342
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,491
I didn't want you taking it.
343
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,493
Okay, because I have told
a lot of people
344
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,287
that Diane Sawyer sells
fake bags on the down-low.
345
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,332
I slept in the cab
of a truck!
346
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,334
Overnight!
347
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,377
Oh, my God,
who hasn't, David?
348
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,798
[David sighs]
349
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,271
[trolley bag
wheels rattling]
350
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,239
Hmm.
351
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,912
-Hi.
-What can I--
352
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,205
-How are-- Yeah.
-What?
353
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:22,375
Erm, I come bearing gifts.
354
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,878
Hmm, how generous of you.
355
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,465
I think your car might need
a bit of a clean.
356
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,968
Is that a dead squirrel
on your hood?
357
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,764
They said that you have
been calling around
358
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,642
asking for me,
which I thought
was very nice of you.
359
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,353
Oh, well, I didn't.
360
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,772
Hmm. Well, they said
that you were.
361
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,232
Well, they were mistaken.
362
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,901
Oh, okay.
363
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,528
In fact, I was hoping
you wouldn't come back.
364
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,239
Wow, believe it or not,
365
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,577
that is one of
the warmest welcomes
I have received so far.
366
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,872
Usually when you tell
someone that you
have feelings for them,
367
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,500
and the next thing they do
is drive out of town
with no plan to return,
368
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,712
you hope you never
have to see them again.
369
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,216
Well, in my defence, erm...
370
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,053
I was intending on staying
away for much longer,
371
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,764
but I ran out of money
and forgot my phone charger.
372
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,516
Oh, well, at least you were
well-intentioned.
373
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,563
It's not like I didn't
think about what you said.
374
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,356
Erm, after we spoke,
375
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:31,193
I thought, "Well,
there goes my one friend."
376
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,863
Try saying that one
out loud, it is very dark.
377
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,580
Well...
378
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,041
We will just have to work
through this, won't we?
379
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,669
Uh-huh. Yes.
380
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,422
Yeah, erm,
if that's what you...
If that's what you want,
381
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,591
then yes,
I would like that very much.
382
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,175
So, erm,
383
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:58,178
I guess just tell me
what you would
like me to do,
384
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,347
and I will do it.
385
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,767
Okay, well, let's start
by you leaving my office,
386
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,351
and we'll see
where that takes us.
387
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,565
Mmm-hmm. Well, I'll just...
I'm gonna leave your office.
388
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,859
I'm gonna leave your...
I'm gonna leave your office.
389
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,152
So, erm...
390
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,448
Best wishes to you.
391
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,950
Warmest regards.
392
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,498
[door slams]
393
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,213
[David] Okay, you're saying
this was circulated
around town?
394
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,009
This was before my nose job,
how was anyone supposed
to recognise me?
395
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:39,219
Oh, David, it's a rare gift
to strip vanity
of its charm,
396
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,346
yet here you are.
397
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,639
-[Roland] Yeah!
-Oh, fuck.
398
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,308
Hello, Roses.
399
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,978
Oh, can this not wait till
after breakfast, please?
400
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,771
Well, this will only
take a second.
401
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,815
David...
402
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,610
I'm so glad
to see you back home,
all safe and sound.
403
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,071
-Thanks.
-Hmm. And I don't want
you to worry.
404
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,073
I'm not gonna
press charges, okay?
405
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:04,537
Next time someone will
think twice before they
steal my truck, yes?
406
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,206
[whispers]
Ooh, burn, David.
407
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:10,168
-Shh!
-David, don't you, erm,
408
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,004
have anything you wanna
say to Roland?
409
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:19,844
Er, I'm sorry
for taking your truck...
410
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,221
Without permission.
411
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,142
[forks clink]
412
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,735
Erm...
413
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:38,738
It was a bad mistake,
414
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,074
and it won't happen again.
415
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,751
Oh, my God. Erm...
416
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,753
And I feel
really bad about it.
417
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,088
But do you, David?
418
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,673
All right, all right,
all right.
419
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,508
I accept your apology.
420
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,385
Thank you.
421
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,804
-Yeah!
-Okay, now let's talk
about gas.
422
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,181
I'm thinking 30 cents
on the mile.
423
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,599
I think we're
done here, Roland!
424
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,232
Okay.
425
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,859
-I'm taking your juice.
-[Alexis] David!
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