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(PANTING)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(PANTING HEAVILY)
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(GASPING)
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We're getting out!
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We're finally getting out!
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, my God.
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(LAUGHS)
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I mean it!
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-(LAUGHING)
-(SQUEALING)
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-(SHRIEKING)
-(LAUGHING)
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Oh, my... Oh, my God!
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(CRYING) Oh, my God!
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Told you I'd sell this town.
Didn't I tell you?
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Yes. Not to diminish
your accomplishment,
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but you did say that
a handful of times.
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I think eight, to be exact.
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It bears repeating.
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My little suity-cases! Oh!
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David?
Should I take this with me?
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If I'm being
perfectly honest,
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it's very low
on the totem pole
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of coats of yours
that I like.
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It was a gift
from your father.
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Hey, that's a good coat.
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I outbid Richard Branson
for it
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at the Kaminski auction.
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I did get sick
of having hot coffee
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and blood thrown at me.
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You know
who covets this coat?
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Jocelyn.
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I could bestow it upon her
as a parting gift.
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We may want to put
pen to paper
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before we start giving away
designer clothing,
sweetheart.
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It would be her
first piece of clothing
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made outside
of mainland China.
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I'm gonna do it.
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Honestly, I cannot wait
to get to the beach.
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What?
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I'm going to St Bart's
with Jenna, Leisha
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and some other girl
with an "ah" name
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that I can't quite remember.
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Huh.
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Why? What are you doing?
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Well, I'm gonna go
to New York
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and, um, see some people.
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Oh, what people?
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You don't know them.
Just people.
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I thought everyone
just kind of
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dropped you like flies
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when you couldn't
pick up the tab
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at the Waverly any more?
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Well, that's absolutely
not true.
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I just have a different
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kind of relationship
with my friends
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where we don't need
to be in constant
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contact with each other.
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Okay.
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You should, um,
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come to New York
after you're done.
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And do what, eat a cronut
at a Brooklyn flea market?
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Well, I was thinking,
maybe we could get a...
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A two-bedroom apartment
in Manhattan
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and not have to
live in Brooklyn.
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Honestly, David,
and, like, no offence,
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but when I get out of here,
I'm gonna get my own place
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so I can pack
how I wanna pack
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and I don't have
to be called
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a circus freak all the time.
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MOIRA: Ding-dong.
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Moira, hey!
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Hi, Jocelyn.
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Gosh, you look
so glamorous today.
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Oh, thank you. Some
days it just works.
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Yeah.
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So, I guess
you heard the news.
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I heard there was someone
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interested in buying...
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-Yes, we're leaving.
-I didn't know
it was finalised.
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And since we're leaving...
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Dear God, it feels good
to be saying that!
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I would like
to give you this
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as a little keepsake
to remember me by.
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Wow.
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Is it a wig?
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No. It's a coat.
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It's the coat.
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What coat?
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The coat you kept
going on about
that one time.
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Are you sure it was me?
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Oh, it's absolutely
tragic, Jocelyn,
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that I will never see
or speak to you ever again.
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-Well...
-But I will have my memories
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and you will have
this incredible coat.
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Goodbye, dear friend.
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Goodbye, Moira Rose.
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TED: Hey!
What're you doing here?
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Um, can I...
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-Yeah, yeah, come on in.
-(DOG BARKING)
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(CAT MEOWING)
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Um...
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So, big news.
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We've sold the town.
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Wow. Okay, and...
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And we're leaving.
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We're leaving?
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Well, me and my family
are leaving.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Okay. Well,
in that case then, um,
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here, there's something
that I need to show you.
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Okay.
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Uh...
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Originally, we were gonna be
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on an all-inclusive
vacation when I did this.
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What's an all-inclusive
vacation?
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(GASPS)
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Alexis Claire Rose,
will you marry me?
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Um...
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Yes!
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If I was staying, then yes!
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A thousand times yes!
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And if things were different
and I wasn't leaving,
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um, then definitely yes.
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So, is that a no?
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Yes.
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Are you stealing
Roland's truck?
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Yeah.
It's not exactly a Tesla,
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but it'll get our bags
to the airport.
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-So, you wanted to see me?
-Yeah.
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I had an idea.
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Uh-oh.
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What if you came
with me to New York?
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-(LAUGHING) What?
-Yeah.
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Are you... Really?
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-New York?
-Yeah.
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I don't even know
what I would do there.
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Oh, you just watch
a season of Girls
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and do the opposite
of what they do.
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It's easy.
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You have this, like,
whole life there,
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with all these fancy friends
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who, in my head, at least,
all dress like you,
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and I feel like
I'd get lost in the mix.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Well, all of my friends
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will probably be away
for the summer
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and I have found
a really beautiful
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two-bedroom
in the East Village.
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It's beautiful, so...
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A two-bedroom.
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Yeah. I mean, I was looking
at three bedrooms,
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but do I really
need an office?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, right.
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You're coming!
You're coming to New York.
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Pack a bag.
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Pack two bags.
How many bags do you have?
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I'm saving you
from this dumpy town.
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See you soon.
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Oh, Twyla.
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Oh, hey, Mr Rose.
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I heard you guys
were leaving.
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Yes, yes, we are,
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and I just wanted
to thank you
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for all the great service
over the past few months.
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You're welcome.
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Yeah, judging by your tips,
I was never really sure.
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Oh.
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I'll have a coffee
when you get a minute.
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(GRUNTS)
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Johnny, I gotta talk to you.
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Listen, uh...
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I don't wanna piss
in your punch bowl, okay,
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but, um, I got a bad feeling
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about this buyer guy
of yours, Andy...
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Roberts. Right, right.
Very successful.
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His family made a fortune
in the shelving business.
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Okay, fine. Um...
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He called me
while he was bumping
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uglies with his old lady.
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Oh, no, really?
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But that's not the problem.
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The problem is he put me
on the speakerphone.
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I mean, who would do
such a thing?
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I mean, that's something
you would do.
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As soon as he put me
on his speakerphone,
I thought of you.
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No, no. That's not
something I would do.
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And I can't deal
with another you.
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-But don't worry, 'cause...
-Well, I am worried!
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It'll be fine. Roland.
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This is the guy
who's gonna buy the town.
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-Just relax.
-(MAN LAUGHING LOUDLY)
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And here's the kicker,
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the second one
was a hooker, too!
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Yeah, yeah.
Okay, see you. See you.
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Excuse me, honey,
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do you know where
I can find Johnny Rose?
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I got a meeting
with this freakin' douche.
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(ROLAND CLEARS THROAT)
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The douchebag is right here.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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So, you're leaving.
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What'd Ted say about that?
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Uh...
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He proposed.
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Really?
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So, what'd you tell him?
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I told him I was leaving.
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But if you weren't,
you would?
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Is this a Barbara Walters
special or something?
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I'm leaving. That's it.
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You don't seem
to be crying about it.
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I think it's nice
you're going back
to your natural habitat.
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I'm not a dolphin, Mutt.
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You know what I meant.
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I'm happy for you.
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Oh.
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I'm glad
you're happy about it.
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You know,
you should really work on
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expanding your emotional
range at some point.
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(ANDY LAUGHING)
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So, what you're saying
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is he got a little
short with you?
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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You, uh, weren't quite
seeing eye to eye?
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(LAUGHING)
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So, are we gonna
sign this puppy or what?
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Oh, there's a good idea!
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Andy, I've got the bill
of sale right here
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and if you wanna
put your John Hancock
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right there
on that first tab...
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(BABBLING)
Hold on a second here.
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-I think I got
a better idea.
-ANDY: What's that?
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Why don't you come over
to the house tonight
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and try some of Jocelyn's
famous mac and cheese?
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We can sign this then.
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Or we can sign it now
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and then we can dive into
some mac and cheese.
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-Right here, Andy.
-Ah, I love it.
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You know, I could really use
a good home-cooked meal.
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Well, right after we sign,
we can all have one.
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And according
to Roland here,
Jocelyn's hot stuff.
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I can't leave town
without meeting her.
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But then again,
if she's that hot,
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what's she doing
with this guy?
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(GUFFAWING)
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I can't help it
if she's got taste!
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-Oh, yeah, right.
-(ROLAND LAUGHING)
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Yeah, taste. Yeah.
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(LAUGHING LOUDLY)
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(NERVOUS LAUGH)
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Ah.
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Well, excuse you
in that coat!
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I know!
Jocelyn gave it to me.
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What?
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Knockoffs are getting
so good these days.
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Thanks.
I can't wait till winter.
262
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,067
I'm gonna feel
like Patty LaBelle.
263
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,320
(CHUCKLES)
264
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,531
So, you did
good work, princess.
265
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,325
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
266
00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:02,412
Perfect attendance,
nothing but glowing reviews.
267
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:05,457
And you must have done
some number on Mutt.
268
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,709
What do you mean?
269
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,254
His hours were up
a month ago,
he kept coming anyway.
270
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,467
-What?
-Yeah, maybe
he just got bored.
271
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:21,598
Or maybe he just likes
pretty girls in hippie hats.
272
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,351
Know what I mean,
string bean?
273
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:28,480
(HUFFS)
274
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,277
That's a lot of bags.
275
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,403
There's still some space
for you, though,
276
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,488
so don't worry.
277
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,116
Yeah.
278
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:44,037
So, um, about New York.
279
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:47,706
It sounds amazing,
but I can't do it, so...
280
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,128
(STAMMERS)
Why? What?
281
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:56,675
Uh, I don't think
we're on the same page
282
00:11:56,715 --> 00:12:00,053
with what going
to New York means.
283
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:04,265
Okay. What does it mean?
Does it mean something?
284
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:06,685
(CHUCKLES)
285
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:09,979
(SIGHS)
286
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,190
I like you.
287
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,444
I don't want to like you,
but I do.
288
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,489
And so sharing
a space with you
289
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,700
as roommates
isn't gonna work for me.
290
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,326
Um...
291
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,662
So, I'm gonna take a pass,
292
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,665
but, um...
(INHALES SHARPLY)
293
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,500
I'm sure you have
a lot of friends
294
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,711
who would love
to live with you.
295
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,629
Yeah, not as many
as you'd think, so...
296
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,507
Um... Okay.
297
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,720
Well, thank you
for being honest,
298
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,763
and I wish I could
fix this situation.
299
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,224
Um...
300
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,061
You've been a great friend.
301
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,063
You've been
my only friend, so...
302
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,233
Great, nevertheless.
303
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,611
Um...
304
00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,363
You've made
my life here survivable.
305
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,074
"Survivable." Thank you.
306
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,910
That is the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me.
307
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:12,459
So, now I'm gonna
go back to New York,
308
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,045
by myself, and, um,
you can just stay here then.
309
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,006
(SCOFFS)
310
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,091
Yeah.
311
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,595
I think that's...
That's how it has to be.
312
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,306
Mmm-hmm.
313
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,807
Mmm-hmm.
314
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:29,808
(SNIFFLES)
315
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:34,272
Okay, bye.
316
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:50,163
Yeah, my granddad
opened our family's
first shelf factory
317
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,956
in a small town
just like this one.
318
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,251
I tell you, this place is
bursting with opportunity.
319
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,589
Well, "bursting" seems
to be the operative word.
320
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,382
-Mmm.
-ROLAND: Whoa.
321
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,092
-So good!
-Slow down there, pal.
322
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,513
We got dinner coming
and a big dessert after.
323
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,515
-Oh. Oh.
-Sex in a pan.
324
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:10,600
Then we'll have dessert.
325
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,268
(BOTH LAUGHING)
326
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,938
ANDY: I love it!
This guy's a prince.
327
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:19,275
-He's a prince!
-So, did you try it on?
328
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,278
-What?
-The coat.
329
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,865
-The one I gave you.
-Yes. It's great.
330
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,576
-Not too snug?
-Nope. Buttoned right up.
331
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,203
It zips.
332
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,207
Zips. It zipped right up!
333
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,085
You didn't try it on,
did you?
334
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,254
-No.
-Oh, why not?
335
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,881
It's a great coat.
336
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,591
At least let us
see it on you.
337
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,761
I gave it away.
338
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,013
I'm sorry.
339
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,098
It just...
340
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,893
It didn't suit me,
and I thought about Ronnie
341
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,061
and you know
she could always use
342
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,522
some more feminine
pieces in her wardrobe
343
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,940
and so I took it over to her
and she really liked it,
344
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,109
so I paid it forward.
345
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,280
Well, Jocelyn,
there are certain things
346
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,032
that are just not done.
347
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,494
Smoking in a car
with a baby,
unless you crack a window,
348
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,079
tipping before tax,
349
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,832
mixing drinks with cola,
350
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,710
and giving away a coat
that doesn't belong to you.
351
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,006
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
352
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,174
It's open.
353
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:28,553
Hey.
354
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,390
Um, I just came to say
355
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,974
that we'll be leaving
as soon as
356
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,269
the sale's signed, so...
357
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,438
-You must be super excited.
-Yeah.
358
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,150
Why did you do
all that extra
community service, Mutt?
359
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,112
Extra community service?
360
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,530
Ronnie said that
your hours ended
361
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,990
a long time ago, so...
362
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,493
I like to stay active.
363
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,078
Really?
364
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,789
What do you want me to say?
365
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,083
Well, could it maybe be
because of the fact that you
366
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,043
enjoy my company?
367
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,671
Sure.
368
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,047
Don't you even care
that I'm leaving?
369
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,382
Of course I care.
370
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,468
-Then what're you doing?
-Why are you yelling?
371
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,929
Okay, I'm gonna ask
you one more time.
372
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,973
Mutt, why did you do that
extra community service?
373
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,434
You know why!
374
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,769
Why can't you just say it?
375
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:32,742
ROLAND:
What a lovely surprise!
376
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,243
Come on in.
How are you?
377
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,578
I'm just wondering
if my dad is here.
378
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,204
Yeah, your dad's here.
379
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,582
Uh, Johnny?
Your kid's here.
380
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,048
-Does he wanna come in?
-I don't think so.
381
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,258
He doesn't wanna
come in, okay.
382
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,804
David, what're you
doing here?
383
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,888
I'm just wondering
when you think
384
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,097
we're gonna have
the cheque ready.
385
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,516
Well, this is not
the time for that, David.
386
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,267
Okay, well, you gave me
this town as a gift,
387
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,186
so I feel like I'm owed
a little bit more.
388
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,939
So, 50% for me, 50% for you.
389
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,858
David, I'm in the middle
of something important.
390
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,527
Well, if I'm gonna be going
to New York, by myself,
391
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,069
then I'm gonna need
a little bit more money.
392
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,279
Well, that's not
gonna happen.
393
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,572
-Well, it has to.
-It's not gonna happen.
394
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,282
-Well, it has to.
-Talk to the hand, son,
395
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,993
because I've gotta
watch a pig eat.
396
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,708
(DOOR CLOSES)
397
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,337
What did David want?
398
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,632
As owner of the town,
he wants half.
399
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,425
-Everyone's so greedy.
-Hmm.
400
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,137
Well, let me take
your plates.
401
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,558
There you go.
402
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,728
-Andy, you look
a little dewy.
-Oh.
403
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,813
I'll get you
some fresh coffee.
404
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,690
Oh, good idea.
405
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,066
Is it just me,
406
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,236
or is it this dessert
that's making me horny?
407
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,030
(LAUGHING)
408
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,198
-I think
it's just you, Andy.
-Oh. (CHUCKLES)
409
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,324
You know what?
410
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,284
I think I should let
you guys do the nasty.
411
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,411
(CLEARS THROAT)
412
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,329
And then sign the contract.
(LAUGHING)
413
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,999
You! This guy! This guy!
414
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,584
Oh, he's a prince, isn't he?
415
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,460
Yeah, he's a prince. Yup.
416
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,922
Okay, well,
417
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,632
I think you are
getting a bargain...
418
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,134
-Really?
-...with this, Andy.
419
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,303
And to make things easy,
420
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:20,016
I'm going to put
my signature down first.
421
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,350
How 'bout that?
422
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:25,354
$975,000! Wow.
423
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,773
That's a heck
of a lot of cheddar!
424
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,066
Don't you think so,
sweet cheeks?
425
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,068
"Sweet cheeks"?
426
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,694
Aren't you the old-fashioned
charmer.
427
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,738
Ooh. (GROWLS)
428
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,782
Ready for
your signature, Andy.
429
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,826
Drum roll, please.
430
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,203
You know, Andy,
$975,000
431
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,831
suddenly seems like
such a girly number.
432
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,041
What are we doing, honey?
433
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,167
I mean a million.
434
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,378
That's bold, that's sexy.
435
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,297
That's quite the little lady
you have there.
436
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,719
You know, I think
the little lady's right.
437
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,597
What's an extra $25,000,
Andy?
438
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,557
Come on, it's chump change.
439
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:02,892
It's cab fare.
440
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,685
$25,000?
441
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:08,689
For you? Come on.
You can cough it up.
442
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,858
All right, let's call it
a million! What the heck!
443
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,401
-Yes! Yes!
-(LAUGHING)
444
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,113
There we go!
445
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:20,409
Just initial and sign
on the dotted line.
446
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,912
Sign on...
What's happening?
447
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:26,124
What? Oh, my God!
Andy! Andy!
448
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,042
-We had him, we had him.
-(GROANING)
449
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,418
-We had...
-Okay, put the pen
in his hand.
450
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,170
-Ah!
-Sign! He was going to sign.
451
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,755
-Here we go, here we go.
-He was going to sign!
452
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,298
-MOIRA: You, sign!
-Andy?
453
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,800
He wanted to sign, Johnny.
454
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,468
-He wants the town.
-That's it, that's it.
455
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,970
Just on the line.
456
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,387
What is happening here?
457
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,641
What? What happened?
Oh, no! Andy! What happened?
458
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,725
Circulation, Johnny!
459
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,268
Circulation in his hand,
right over...
460
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,022
He can't even hold a pen,
the poor guy.
461
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,231
-Circulation, circulation.
-MOIRA: Over the line,
462
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,525
I'm gonna call an ambulance.
463
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,819
What? No! Wait!
No, no, no! No, not yet!
464
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,779
Look, he's looking
better already.
465
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,031
MOIRA: Wake up, Andy!
466
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,618
People do come out of comas.
467
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,829
Oh, I'd kill for
a good coma right now.
468
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,374
-Hey.
-MOIRA: Where were you?
469
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,044
I was out. So, I'm gonna go
keep packing.
470
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,963
Wait. John?
471
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,340
I don't have the heart.
472
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,676
The deal
fell through, honey.
473
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,762
-So, when are we leaving?
-We're not leaving, Alexis.
474
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,222
We didn't sell.
475
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:25,725
We're not leaving?
476
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,519
(GASPS)
477
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,730
Oh.
478
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,272
Are you going
to be all right?
479
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,988
I'm pretty sure I'm engaged,
480
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:42,533
and I'm pretty sure
I just cheated on my fiance.
481
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,661
She'll be okay.
482
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,872
-Where's your brother?
-Who?
483
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:48,998
David.
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