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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Don't judge me
for what I'm about
to ask you to do.
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Come inside, please.
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-What're you about to do?
-It does not matter.
It doesn't matter.
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What?
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That.
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That's why you
called me in here?
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Yeah, look at it.
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-I'm looking.
-No, look at it.
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Uh, it looks like a bug...
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-Yeah.
-Trapped under a glass.
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I googled that bug.
It's some sort
of demonic cricket
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that takes chunks
out of your skin
when provoked.
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"Chunks" is
the word that Google used.
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-You googled a bug?
-Yeah.
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I have a thing about bugs
with milky exoskeletons.
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I have this irrational fear,
they are gonna
crawl into my mouth
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and nest at night, so...
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So what do you want
me to do, kill it?
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(SIGHS)
No, I think I just
need moral support
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while I slip
a piece of paper under
the glass with the bug,
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and take the trapped
bug and walk it outside.
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Or we could just kill it.
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No, that's not
the way to go.
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-Oh, my God! It's fleeing!
-(INSECT SCUTTLING)
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-It's fast!
-It's fleeing
into the bathroom!
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That's why you
use the cup method,
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because you'd
keep it contained!
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Now it's just all out!
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Well, I guess I don't
even need to be here.
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Oh, It's hi...
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Now it's hiding
somewhere in the darkness
waiting for nightfall.
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(STAMMERING)
I can't sleep here.
I can't sleep here.
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Not with your
mouth open anyway.
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That's not a nice
thing to say to me.
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You know, sometimes
I forget what life was
like before I knew you.
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Okay, bye-bye! Bye.
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-Yup.
-Okay. Hope you catch it.
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I can hear it.
I can hear it.
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(SHOWER RUNNING)
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(SHOWER TURNS OFF)
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MOIRA: What the hell?
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Hey, where's my towel?
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John?
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(SHOUTING)
Johnny! Where's my towel?
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Anyways, I asked
this kid to come to
the front of the class
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and solve this math equation
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and he was pitching a tent.
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(LAUGHS)
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-He had a boner.
-Ah.
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And then I was thinking,
these are young boys,
these poor kids,
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and it can't be easy
having a teacher
like myself...
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-Hmm.
-So...
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What was
your question, again?
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You know, it's been so long
I can't remember.
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There you are, John!
Where did my towel go?
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Moira! Nanaimo bars.
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Accidentally doubled
the batch and Roland's
on diabetes watch,
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so I thought,
why not share the wealth?
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Well, what
a lovely gesture,
huh, Moira?
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John, I had a towel
and now it's disappeared!
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There's a towel on
the back of the door.
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No, that one has dirt on it!
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That's not dirt,
I used it to kill a bug.
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(SHRIEKING)
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I'm sorry.
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(STUTTERING)
I guess I'm stressed.
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Morning, Jocelyn!
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You know, Moira,
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if you ever need to
just go somewhere
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to unwind and
have some pampering,
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I know a great
place in Elmdale.
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Let's not and say we did.
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You know, honey,
a little pampering
might not be a bad idea,
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could alleviate
some of that, uh, weight
you're carrying around.
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So now I'm fat and stressed?
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Emotional weight. Emotional.
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John, go find
a towel now, please,
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or I will strip
out of this robe
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and I will air dry
in the street!
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-Okay, well, I'm just
gonna go home. Sorry.
-No, no, no.
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I didn't say I didn't
want them. Thank you.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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A little pampering.
Great idea.
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-I think so, yeah.
-Yeah.
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Hey, Twy.
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(EXHALES)
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Um, Twy...
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What is in the
"meadow harvest" smoothie?
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Ah, you know,
it changes every day.
Just depends on my mood.
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But it's all organic,
earthy ingredients.
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Okay,
so it's like fruity or...
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Yes, it is. Yup. At times.
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And then other times, not.
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Okay! Well, today,
is it more fruity
or more vegetably...
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You know, I don't know.
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I've gotta check in the back
and see what we have.
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So "meadow harvest"
doesn't refer to
anything in particular.
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No, meadow harvest
is exactly how it sounds.
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It just changes every day.
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Okay. All right.
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Well, I'll just, um,
do that then,
the meadow harvest thing.
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-Great.
-Thank you.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Um, I just feel like I
have to warn you,
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what you just ordered
is gonna run through
you like Niagara Falls.
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Excuse me?
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She's a sweet girl
but her smoothies
are deadly.
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Um, I usually prescribe
them to my patients
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when they're feeling
a little backed up.
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That's a lot of information.
(CHUCKLES)
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I'm kidding.
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I'm actually not.
I've absolutely done
that with her smoothies.
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So are you a doctor or...
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I'm a veterinarian.
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Oh. It's basically
the same thing.
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Ted.
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Um, Alexis.
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I know. Without sounding
too forward,
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-I've seen you around...
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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...and, uh, you know,
I have to say,
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I think that you are
the most beautiful girl
this town's ever seen.
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-What? No.
-(BLENDER WHIRRING)
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I'm sure there's, like,
another girl somewhere.
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-No, I mean it.
-(WHIRRING STOPS)
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Yeah. Well, that's
really nice of you to say.
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I would love to take you out
to dinner sometime.
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-Uh...
-I feel good about this one.
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Yeah, it's a little
less fruity but
a little more something.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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(MUFFLED CHUCKLE)
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(SPITS)
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(MOUTHING)
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So, about the bug thing.
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No explanation necessary.
You've got a thing
about bugs.
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No, I don't have
a thing about bugs.
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It was one bug,
and that bug was milky.
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So, you're a man
at one with nature.
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Yeah. I could not be
more at one with nature.
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I do Coachella
every year, so...
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Oh! So you'd be
into coming with me
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on the annual
turkey shoot then?
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That's something
that should excite you.
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What?
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The turkey shoot?
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-Mmm.
-Roland's annual thing.
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We go out
and we hunt turkeys.
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Been doing it
every year since I was
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far too young to
be holding a gun.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Yeah. Let's do that.
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I was joking.
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I have a strong feeling
that would not be
your thing.
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And what do think
my thing is exactly?
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High thread count sheets?
Colognes that
smell like fireplace...
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Okay. Well, it might
surprise you to know
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that I have more
than one thing,
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so I will happily go
with you on the hunt.
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Nothing would
make me more excited
than to...
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Go hunting for...
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-Turkeys.
-Turkeys with you, so...
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Is this a tweed or
a camo situation?
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Okay, did anyone
actually see this pillow
come out of this container?
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Seriously? Go to hell!
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You're a fool!
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Okay, Moira,
why are we doing this?
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Why don't we wait
for the girl to come in
and help us make the bed?
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She never comes, John!
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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-(JOHNNY SIGHS)
-No. Bastard.
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-Bastard!
-Jocelyn.
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-Johnny.
-Hi.
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Good, you're here, Moira.
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I was just booking myself
an appointment with
Janine at the salon,
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and I said to myself, "Wow!
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"Moira really looks like
she needs a pick-me-up,"
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(CHUCKLES)
so I booked you
a mani too!
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Little girls spa day on me.
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Wow! What a nice gesture.
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May I see a spa
treatment menu?
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Oh, well, it's just a salon,
so they don't really do
all that kind of stuff.
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But she does give
a mean scalp massage.
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Really mean?
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If you requested that,
I guess, yeah.
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Moira, this sounds
too good to pass up.
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Please,
please do this, for me.
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Let me rephrase that.
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Do it for you
because you deserve...
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Yes! My answer's yes,
Jocelyn. Thank you.
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-Yay!
-(SIGHS)
Oh, yes.
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So, what're you
doing tonight?
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Making chilli.
Might do some laundry.
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A polite person
would now ask me
what I'm doing tonight.
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That's what this is about?
Sorry.
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Um. What're you
doing tonight?
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Ted's taking me out.
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Ted?
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Mm-hmm. Ted.
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I don't know his last name.
The, uh... The, um, doctor.
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The vet?
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Yeah, the doctor.
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The animal doctor.
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Yeah, we went to
high school together.
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I think you'd be
good for each other.
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Do you?
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I think he has
everything you're
looking for in a husband.
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A husband?
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What am I looking
for in a husband?
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Money.
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Hmm.
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Did you know
Richard Gere's
middle name is Tiffany?
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So Ted's taking
me to Antonio's.
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What's Antonio's?
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It's this little buffet
restaurant in Elmdale.
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But he said that we
could order off the menu.
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Are you sure you
wanna be travelling
so far out of town
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with a person you just met?
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I went on a blind
date to Bali with Leo,
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so I'm pretty sure
I'm gonna be fine.
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So who is this person?
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Mmm. He's cute.
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And?
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And...
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He doesn't have
a trust fund,
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so that's, like,
a refreshing change of pace
for me.
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Speaking of people
without trust funds,
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what about that beardy thing
that you spend time with?
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-What, Mutt?
-Yeah.
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No. Eww. It's not a thing.
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-Right.
-TED: (OUTSIDE)
I'm looking for Alexis.
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JOHNNY: Oh.
You have a... What?
A thing with Alexis tonight?
234
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-TED: Uh, a date.
-I think that's Ted.
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Why is he over there?
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Because he knows how
much I love it when
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Mom and Dad
interrogate your boyfriends.
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-I wonder
what they're asking.
-No, David!
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Tell me, Ted, are your
parents still together?
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Uh, no. They divorced when
I was in high school.
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Oh. Alcoholism.
242
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No, I think they just
realised that they were
better off as friends.
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-JOHNNY: Huh.
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
Affair. Poor thing.
244
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,811
Okay.
That's enough, everybody.
Thank you so much.
245
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,354
Hey.
Hey, got the wrong room. Hi.
246
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:47,688
-Yeah, you did. Okay.
-Yeah.
247
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,025
Hey, I know you!
248
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,445
Yeah, no, Stevie
brought you in to see me.
249
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,281
I had the pleasure
of treating your
son's panic attack.
250
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,576
So Antonio's Buffet, huh?
251
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,536
So many choices,
one little plate.
252
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:05,499
Okay, you know what?
Bye, guys. We'll see you
in the morning.
253
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,917
"In the morning."
Very funny, Alexis!
254
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,877
Don't even think about it,
ain't gonna happen.
255
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,879
-Ted, not on the first date.
-Yes, sir.
256
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,591
Don't wanna kill the buzz,
but have fun.
257
00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,718
Alexis seems to
have found someone
to keep her busy.
258
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,346
What about you, David?
259
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:22,056
I'm gonna go to bed.
I have to be up early.
260
00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,185
I stupidly
agreed to go hunting
with Stevie tomorrow.
261
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,561
-Hunting?
-Yeah.
262
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,979
-Hunting?
-Yeah.
263
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,272
You said hunting?
264
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,107
Yeah.
265
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,488
Wow.
266
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,367
(ALARM BEEPING)
267
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,743
(SIGHS)
268
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,787
Ahh!
269
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,206
-It's me!
-Who is it?
270
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,832
It's your father!
271
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,459
What're you doing
lurking in our bedroom?
272
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,294
-I'm not lurking
in your room.
-(BEEPING CONTINUES)
273
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:54,255
Your alarm is going off.
You're not
turning off your alarm!
274
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,341
Shoot.
275
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,636
You know, I'm telling you,
I'm not comfortable
with you going hunting.
276
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,429
I don't feel
comfortable with it either!
277
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,891
End this now. Thank you.
278
00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:06,309
(SIGHS)
279
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,019
-All right,
just be careful, please.
-Okay, thank you.
280
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,771
You and your
nightgown can tippy-toe
back to bed. I'm late.
281
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,363
(SIGHING)
282
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,830
You ever killed before?
283
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,543
Have I ever killed before?
284
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,169
No.
285
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,547
Elton John used to
have an annual hunt
at his place in Windsor,
286
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,173
but that was more
about the lunch.
287
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,175
Turkey virgin!
288
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,347
Does this come
in a slimmer cut?
289
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,725
Here. You can take this one.
290
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,893
It has a scope so
you can see the head.
291
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,897
Okay!
Gather round, my shooters.
292
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,191
Bob has a little prayer here
he'd like to offer up.
293
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:58,777
Just a little convo
with the big man upstairs
for a second.
294
00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,321
It happens every year.
295
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:04,409
Our God,
in these times of need,
296
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,246
our light in these
times of darkness...
297
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,872
David, do you wanna...
298
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,464
So is it,
like, a small town thing
299
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,258
to end the first date
with a kiss on the cheek?
300
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,052
What?
301
00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,429
Nothing.
302
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,765
What? It's not like
it was a bad date
or anything.
303
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,392
(SARCASTICALLY)
It sounds like
things got crazy.
304
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,269
Yeah. I actually
introduced him to Beyonce
305
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:35,148
in the car ride
on the way home,
so that was very special.
306
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:38,151
It's just, if the date's
a success with me,
307
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,653
I'll let you know it.
308
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:41,820
Okay.
309
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,989
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
310
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,619
I mean, he might as well
have shaken your hand.
311
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,287
Well, he did that too.
312
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,955
-Hey.
-Hey.
313
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,166
I thought that you could use
a proper smoothie.
314
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,753
Well, lucky for you,
we're just finishing up.
315
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:05,178
Eh... Hey, Mutt.
Do you want a ride?
316
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,263
-I'm good.
-Are you sure?
It's a long walk.
317
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,598
I like walking.
318
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,433
Suit yourself, bud.
319
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,769
So you don't mind
wrapping up?
320
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,440
ALEXIS: Bye!
321
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,947
So how are your bowels?
Good and tight?
322
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,949
Yes.
Thank you for the concern.
323
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,160
Well, I just wanna make sure
you got the stomach for this
324
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,747
'cause you kinda seem like
an indoors-y
sort of guy to me.
325
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,667
-Mm-hmm.
-You know, delicate.
Fragile.
326
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,461
-Scrimpy.
-Thank you.
327
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,007
Okay, get down.
328
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:46,969
(GROANS)
329
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,807
You ever
held a gun before?
330
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,434
Uh, yeah,
but it wasn't this heavy,
331
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:56,229
which makes me think
that Elton's was
actually a toy.
332
00:14:56,270 --> 00:15:00,483
All right, you gotta
treat it like
it's a new-born baby.
333
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:04,571
Have to admit,
not into babies so it's kind
of a guessing game for me.
334
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,114
Oh, you got soft hands.
335
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,867
Okay, thank you. Thanks.
336
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,535
You don't have to do this.
337
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,495
Do what? Have fun?
338
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,750
Smell like manure?
Get called "scrimpy"?
339
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,459
Who wouldn't wanna
sign up for this?
340
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,502
Yeah.
341
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,051
Oh, oh, uh...
342
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,636
Jocelyn,
would you grab us a table
343
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,137
while I speak with
my husband, please.
344
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,639
Well, he should join us.
345
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,685
-And between you and me,
people are noticing you!
-(CHUCKLES)
346
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,277
(MOCK ACCENT)
Excuse me, cowboy,
have you seen my husband?
347
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,196
Oh, my God.
348
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,531
Ho ho hoo hoo!
349
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,868
Look at you.
Boy, you look like...
350
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,327
Who? Who do I look like?
351
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,496
I wanna say Tonya Harding.
352
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,039
Do you? How about...
353
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,586
-Jocelyn.
-Mmm.
354
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:05,715
Oh, my God, that's right.
Why Jocelyn?
355
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,675
Because everyone
who comes out of that salon
356
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,260
looks just like Jocelyn.
357
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,386
Wow.
358
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,389
And is that you?
Is that your wig?
359
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,933
No, it's a dead possum.
360
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,310
Yes, it's a wig, John.
Is she still looking at us?
361
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,065
Yes, she is. Yes.
362
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,610
So what happened?
I can't believe
you're wearing this.
363
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,654
This is what I get
for being nice, John.
364
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,114
I'm doing this for Jocelyn
because she paid for it,
365
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,701
and it was her little treat,
and I didn't have the heart
to rip it off my head,
366
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,411
-much less torch it.
-Oh.
367
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,163
So, now,
until I get in the shower,
368
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,708
I'm stuck looking
like every other inmate
in this godforsaken prison.
369
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,753
-She's coming over.
I just told a joke.
-You did?
370
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,630
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-You did!
371
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,424
What do you think of
your beautiful wife?
372
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:53,972
-Well, which beautiful wife
are we talking about here?
-Oh! (CHUCKLES)
373
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,099
I can't tell you how
freeing it is, Jocelyn,
374
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,102
to try
something new like this.
375
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,271
'Tis. I mean,
of course, as an actress,
376
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:05,775
I can imagine
what kind of sad
character might...
377
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,026
But not necessarily...
378
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,194
Sad?
379
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,237
You think
this is a sad look?
380
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,364
-No.
-No.
381
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,407
-Not the look.
No, Jocelyn...
-(SCOFFS)
382
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,703
I'm talking about
the inner sadness
that would come from...
383
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,329
From living in such a...
384
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,958
We have to get drinks.
Several drinks.
385
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,376
Don't you think?
Let's celebrate!
386
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,295
Let's celebrate drinking!
387
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,797
Okay.
(CHUCKLES)
388
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,131
-Okay, David...
-(TURKEY GOBBLING)
389
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,926
It's all yours,
aim for the face.
390
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,427
(HUSHED)
It's looking at me.
391
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,180
Ahh! That's it.
You're locked in.
It's just you and him.
392
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,766
Okay.
393
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:39,851
(SHARP INHALE)
394
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,227
Just point and shoot, David!
395
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,478
Hard to do when
you're talking, Bob.
396
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,646
There's no one talking now.
397
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,814
-Bob, you're talking.
-What?
398
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,440
-Stop talking!
-Too much talking.
399
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,942
Shoot the bird, David!
Shoot it.
400
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,819
Honestly, if you're
not gonna shoot it,
I'm going to...
401
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,491
(GASPS)
402
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,951
And in the neck.
403
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,452
It's still moving.
404
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,538
Just let it bleed out.
405
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,665
You okay?
406
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,167
I feel like one of
the Manson girls.
407
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,127
First one's tough.
408
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,671
Even tougher when you
shoot it in the neck
409
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,214
'cause then it
takes longer to die.
410
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,883
Okay, not helping, Ronnie.
411
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,593
So, now what? Do we just...
412
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,930
Wait until its
turkey family comes
and shoot them too?
413
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:19,473
Hey. I think I see them.
414
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,850
-No, no.
-(TURKEYS GOBBLING)
415
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,101
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
416
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,103
MOIRA: Yes! Heard you.
417
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,608
-Jocelyn!
-Hi.
418
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,443
-Hi.
-I just wanted to say
419
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,570
how fun it was to
spend the day with you.
420
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,740
Oh, Jocelyn, 'tis I who
owes you a big thank you.
421
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:39,744
I also wanted to apologise
for Janine ruining your wig.
422
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,203
No, don't be silly. I was...
423
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,873
I was about to
find a shower cap.
424
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,417
I know you hate
your hair, Moira.
425
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,336
Almost as much as
you hate this town.
426
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,382
But there's a possibility
you could be here
a really long time.
427
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,927
May I offer you something?
428
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:59,346
The people here are
just trying to help you,
429
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,516
and there'll be days
when your wigs
need conditioning,
430
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:06,020
or one of your
fashion-y blouses
shrinks in the dryer,
431
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,648
and you'll have
to go to Janine's
432
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,067
or get a shirt
at the Blouse Barn
433
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,069
just like the rest of us.
434
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:16,405
And I would hate
for that day
to catch you by surprise.
435
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,075
I don't hate
this town, Jocelyn.
436
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,787
It's just not mine,
and this is not my hair.
437
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,123
I know. It's a wig.
438
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,750
It's not my style.
(CHUCKLES)
439
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,836
You? On you, it's adorable.
440
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:34,507
You have a look that says,
"Hi. I'm Jocelyn,
and I know who I am!"
441
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,135
For that,
you're very fortunate.
You are.
442
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,138
I don't who I am
from one moment to the next.
443
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,766
So honestly, dear,
I envy you, all right?
444
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,560
But if you ever,
445
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:50,648
ever catch me
shopping at the Blouse Barn,
446
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,233
you must shoot me
in the temple.
447
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,527
Promise?
448
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,696
Promise.
449
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,906
My son is hunting right now
with your husband,
450
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,117
so I know
you people have guns.
451
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,957
What about what we just did
makes you think,
452
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,502
"Yeah, you know what?
I wanna do this year
after year after year"?
453
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:15,506
Was it the lying
in the mud part or was it
wearing the clothes
454
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,718
that smell like
menthol cigarettes
and body odour?
455
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,803
'Cause usually
it's more fun.
456
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,556
Usually Ray comes
and gets wasted,
457
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,726
and spends the whole day
singing Carole King ballads.
458
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:27,852
MOIRA: David, I...
459
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,979
Need a towel, please.
460
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:33,149
Is that a new wig?
Because you are
reminding me of someone.
461
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,441
Towel, please.
462
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,904
I need my towels.
What... Who did this to you?
463
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,655
You went to Janine's.
464
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,615
Yes. Jocelyn took me to...
465
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,284
Jocelyn.
You look like Jocelyn.
(CHUCKLES)
466
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,662
Jocelyn.
And what's your excuse?
467
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,831
Oh, um...
468
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,666
I shot a bird in
the neck today.
469
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,586
It was an indelible image
that I had
scarred in my mind
470
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,881
until I saw
what was happening
up there with you.
471
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,298
So thank you.
472
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,720
I'm gonna get your towel.
473
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:08,893
(SIGHS)
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