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(ALEXIS READING)
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(MAN SPEAKING ON TV)
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David?
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Can you come here please?
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David, can you come
in here please?
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DAVID: What?
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Well, come in here
and I'll tell you.
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Well, why don't you just
tell me from there?
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-David...
-You could've
already told me.
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I want to speak
face to face.
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Motels this size,
we're basically
always face to face.
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In the same room.
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Why are you yelling?
I'm right here.
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I want you to move
your clothes.
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I did.
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Out of my closet.
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You've got t-shirts
on hangers. I've nowhere
to hang my clothes.
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Well, put them over
the t-shirts then.
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-Moira...
-Alexis!
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No, no, it's David I want.
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I need to speak
with our daughter.
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Good luck.
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Oh, my God!
Where did you hear that?
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Yeah? What is it?
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MOIRA: I need you to fill
this out please.
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Fill what out?
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Your community
service papers.
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As our only delinquent,
I hope it's not
asking too much.
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I still have to do that?
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Generally, that's how
it works, honey.
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When you break the law,
you've gotta serve
your sentence.
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Well, it was one DUI.
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Please,
before I lose my mind.
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(SIGHS)
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I don't get it.
It's all done.
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No, there's still
a little bit
that needs to be filled in.
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Hmm, all that's missing
is my middle name.
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Then fill it in please.
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Do I have to do that?
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Ugh! Why must you be
so constantly irksome?
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Do you not know
my middle name?
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Of course I do.
I blessed you with it.
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Okay, so, um...
Then what name
should I put down then?
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Alexis, do as your
mother says, please.
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Do you know my middle name?
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If I said, "Anna..."
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I can't believe this.
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Alexis Something Rose.
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We have so many disasters
bombarding us right now,
my dear.
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The middle name
of an ungrateful child
is hardly a priority.
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Wait. Alexis has
a middle name?
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Why is this the first
I'm hearing of this?
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Do... Do I have
a middle name?
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Now you come into the room.
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Have we failed them, John?
I'm worried about
our children.
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Are we terrible parents?
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Terrible parents?
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We sent them to the best
boarding schools,
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we hired the best nannies.
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We did everything right.
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I mean, they're not
overly affectionate with us
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and there's a lot more
disrespect than I'd like,
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but, no, we're good parents.
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But who are they?
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Well, it might be nice
to get to know them better,
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I suppose.
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Wouldn't it, John?
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But who has time
amidst all this chaos?
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Hmm. I get it.
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So what's your deal?
You're pretty.
What's that like?
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Um... It's good.
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Yeah, lots of doors
open up for pretty people.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Clearly, as I register
for community service.
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So what'd you do?
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Um, I drove into
the Prada store
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on Rodeo Drive.
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In fairness, it did look
a lot like the entrance
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to a parking garage.
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Uh-huh.
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And I was high at the time.
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Are you high right now?
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No, I'm not.
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Well, you might wanna be,
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'cause this isn't exactly
thrilling work.
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And you won't be gettin'
any chit chat
from your buddy.
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What buddy?
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You're not the only druggy
in town, hon.
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Ronnie.
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RONNIE: Mmm.
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Here's your garbage stick.
You use it
to pick up garbage.
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And here...
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Oh, no, I'm fine. Thank you.
That's very sweet.
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This isn't Say Yesto the Dress, princess.
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Orange is the new orange.
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Okay.
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Who needs 14 grey suits?
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What am I supposed to do
with my dry clean onlys?
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I'm still trying to
figure out
why you'd own more
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than one piece of clothing
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you can't put
in a washing machine.
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You try putting
a cashmere sweater
in the washing machine.
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It'll bite your wrist.
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That's a problem
I'd like to have.
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Are these all your clothes?
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Yeah.
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What's this, then?
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That's a sweater.
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It's one chromosome away
from a crocheted blanket.
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What?
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It's just your clothes,
they're all kind of funky.
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Funky?
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Yeah. Funky.
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Yeah, no, no.
I'm just trying to figure
out what about this...
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What about this is funky?
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I'm just having
a hard time understanding.
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It's just, you know,
like funky. Different.
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Yeah, funky is
a neon t-shirt you buy
at an airport gift shop,
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next to a bejewelled
iPhone case.
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This... This is luxury.
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There's a lot of stuff here.
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Have you ever considered
selling some of this?
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These are my things.
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I've hand-selected
each of these things.
They mean a lot to me.
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How much do you think
I can get for this?
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ALEXIS: So you got busted
for selling drugs?
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Like hard drugs? Like...
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Did you wear a hazmat suit
and work in a trailer?
(GIGGLES)
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No. It was just weed
and mushrooms, uppers.
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Mostly to truckers
and my high school teachers.
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Mmm-hmm.
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It's actually pretty clean
around here,
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which is shocking
considering the state
of our motel room.
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Speaking of unfit homes,
why do you live in a barn?
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What's wrong with living
in a barn?
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Hmm, nothing,
if you're a goat.
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Well, it serves its purpose.
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It seems to.
With the ladies.
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That's just a joke.
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I'm sorry for walking in
on you and Twyla
the other day.
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No, it's cool.
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So how long have you two
been together?
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So, listen, I gotta take off
for a bit.
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I got this thing I gotta do.
Can you cover for me?
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-Um, I mean...
-Cool.
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-Yeah.
-Thanks. Sorry.
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Excuse me!
What am I supposed
to keep doing here?
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I feel like we should break
these into categories.
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Um...
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Fit, fabric,
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and nationality.
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Or we could do this.
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-I... Hmm.
-Keep or sell?
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-Well, those are...
-Keep or sell?
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-Just keep or sell?
-Sell. Sell them.
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I got these at a showroom
in Paris.
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I got these on
clearance rack at Target.
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-Eight-fifty.
-Eight-fifty what?
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-Eight hundred...
-Dollars?
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-$850.
-$850?
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These are collector's.
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There's a woman in Paris
that makes them
by hand, so...
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My car's worth
less than your pants.
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Well, I've seen your car
and that makes sense to me.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Okay, then. Right.
We'll try to get
$850 for your pants.
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Keep or sell?
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I don't know.
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(YELPS) Ugh! Ugh!
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(CAR DOOR CLOSING)
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You know,
I think the reason our kids
are so casual with us
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is because they think of us
as their friends.
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Hmm. No.
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No, it's obvious.
It's obvious, Moira, right?
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Because we're hip parents.
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-Oh, John...
-And that comes at a price.
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John, we're not hip.
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I'm hipper than you,
but in our children's eyes,
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we are the polar antonym
of hip.
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Well, somehow we've
lost touch with our kids.
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We've become
complete strangers.
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Hey! Have we decided?
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Just coffee, please.
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Uh, Twyla, do you get along
with your parents?
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I did.
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It's a little different now.
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My mom has this thing
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where half the time
she thinks
I'm her cousin Angela.
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And it's getting harder
and harder
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to coordinate
visitation times
with my dad in prison.
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I'm sorry I asked.
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That's okay!
I'll get you your coffees.
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JOHNNY: Your mother and
I have been talking,
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and we've come
to the realisation
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that we've not been
very good parents.
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MOIRA: Sadly,
and most of the time,
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we have no interest
in what's going on with you.
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We have no idea what's...
'Cause she means "no idea."
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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JOHNNY: We have lost touch
as a family,
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and if we're gonna get
through this
ordeal together,
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we have got
to get reacquainted.
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Now, back at Rose Video,
we had management retreats
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where we would play fun
team-building exercises...
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You also had company-wide
spa days.
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Why don't we try that?
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And one of the ice breakers
at these retreats
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was a game
that was always a hit.
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And it was a game where
somebody would tell a lie
about themselves,
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and then a truth,
and then another lie,
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and everybody would have
to guess which one
was the lie.
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No, Johnny, they had to
guess which one
was the truth.
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Hmm. Which one was the lie.
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It's just one lie.
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-What did I say?
-You said two lies.
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-Well, it is two lies.
-No, it's...
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No, the game is
"two truths and a lie."
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-It's truth.
So you've heard of it.
-That's the game.
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00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,147
Well, yeah, because
babies play that
at their birthday parties.
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Okay, whatever.
It's a good game.
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Okay?
Now, here's how it goes.
I'll give you an example.
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Why don't I start?
Um, I'm miserable, drunk,
and hate this game.
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So... Here's a hint.
Sadly, I'm not drunk.
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Okay, wrong attitude.
That's the wrong...
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-Right off the top!
-Okay, my turn, my turn,
my turn.
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Um... Okay.
My eyes are brown,
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I am basically sample-sized,
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and one time I escaped from
a Thai drug lord's car trunk
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by bribing him with sex.
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Right idea, honey,
but you know what?
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It's gotta be more
challenging for everybody...
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Her eyes are aqua.
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You did what?
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I'm kidding.
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I clearly would never bribe
anybody with sex.
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When were you in Thailand?
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I told you
that I was on spring break.
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Everyone can just calm down
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because Aroon was a lovely
gentleman until he ran out
of money.
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How many people do you know
that are currently
in the prison system?
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Is it like 12?
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I'm pretty sure just two.
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All right, that's enough.
Good game.
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Good game, everybody!
Alexis, you're grounded.
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No! That was 10 years ago,
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and everybody does
dumb stuff in high school.
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00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,427
You were 17?
248
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,637
Did you know this?
249
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,763
As if. I don't do girl talk.
250
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,433
Okay, everybody does
dumb stuff everywhere.
251
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:27,354
For example, I saw
Mutt today, the guy
that lives in the barn,
252
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,689
making out
with the mayor's wife.
253
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,275
-What's-her-face?
-Mmm-hmm.
254
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,235
-And the homeless kid?
-Mmm-hmm.
255
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,738
Guys like that
will bone anything.
256
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,033
Well, not anything.
257
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,284
Stop.
258
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,578
-'Cause that would mean...
-Stop. Stop.
259
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,745
-That would include...
-Stop it.
260
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,080
-You. Which it doesn't.
-Don't.
261
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,541
Ew!
262
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:56,675
You know, I remember
when Alexis was just
a chubby-faced little girl
263
00:11:56,715 --> 00:12:00,220
racing around the house
in that banned baby walker,
264
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,681
and now she's spending time
265
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,307
in a drug lord's trunk?
266
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:08,228
Oh, that is my favourite
Liam Neeson movie.
267
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,897
Johnny. Johnny, look
who's come in.
268
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,069
Is it true?
269
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,364
"Politician's neglected wife
sleeps with ranch hand."
270
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,115
-I love it.
-He's not a ranch hand.
271
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,201
He's a vagrant in a barn.
272
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,162
Hi there!
273
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,247
-Moira.
-Jocelyn.
274
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,666
-Johnny, hi.
-Hi.
275
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:32,835
You look amazing.
Utterly alive.
276
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,630
I don't feel it.
My lower back
is completely shot.
277
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,674
Oh, dear. Why would that be?
278
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,008
Age?
279
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:42,095
Even the slightest twitch
in bed throws it out.
280
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,598
Perhaps a new position
would help?
281
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,140
Would you like to join us?
282
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,310
No, I ate already.
Couldn't put another thing
in my mouth.
283
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,896
Well, that's...
(CLEARS THROAT)
284
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,856
Okay. All right then.
285
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,571
Oh, my God.
286
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:04,367
They sell
all kinds of stuff.
287
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,327
-Hey, Wayne.
-Hey, Stevie.
288
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,704
Um, so this
is my friend David.
289
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,415
David Rose. What are your
consignment percentages?
290
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,252
Uh, this is a thrift shop.
291
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,629
Okay. Do you have
sales representative?
292
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,171
Who will be pricing
these items?
293
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,715
Um... Me.
294
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,675
Okay.
295
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,144
Is there a problem, Wayne?
296
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,646
It's just...
297
00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,689
I can't really use
any of this.
298
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,941
It's too, you know...
299
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,859
Funky?
300
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,236
Sure. Let's go with that.
301
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,863
Okay, let's take your
oily hands off my clothes.
302
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,365
You sure you can't take
any of this stuff?
303
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,200
Some of this stuff's
pretty good.
304
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,826
Maybe we can
use the sneakers.
305
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,454
Maybe the sneakers?
306
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,831
This is French suede,
with a vulcanized-rubber
instep, okay?
307
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:57,337
You've lost my trust
and my business, so...
308
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:59,422
-We'll be leaving now.
-Sorry.
309
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,090
What is this place?
310
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,551
DAVID: What is this place?
311
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,310
ALEXIS: Ugh!
312
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:14,853
Ugh!
313
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,359
So, what happened
to you yesterday?
314
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,111
What happened to me?
315
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,155
Yeah, I came back
and you were gone.
316
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,866
Well, I had to do
most of the shift by myself.
317
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:28,827
So thank God
I had my rape whistle.
318
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,871
Sorry. I had some stuff
I had to take care of.
319
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:35,124
And did you get your stuff
taken care of?
320
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,377
Yeah, I guess.
321
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,213
'Cause it seems to me like
322
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:45,385
you get your stuff taken
care of pretty regularly.
323
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,429
By multiple people,
if you know what I mean.
324
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,849
I don't.
325
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,433
Look, I know
you probably think
326
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:56,396
that you're this
handsome man
around town who's like
327
00:14:56,437 --> 00:15:01,317
handsome, mysterious,
and handsome and homeless-y
328
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,570
but you're better than that,
you know?
329
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,406
What?
330
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,826
Like, I don't judge.
Trust me. I have been...
331
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,872
I have been in the middle
of some very messy
group scenarios
332
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,499
and I know how weird
it can be, so...
333
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,293
Are you okay?
334
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,587
Yeah.
335
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:24,424
I'm just saying that
your secret is safe with me.
336
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,635
Wink.
337
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,308
Let me just say, I get it.
338
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,394
How much
can one person take?
339
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,021
Well, maybe this is not
our place, Moira.
340
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,733
And where does all
that pent up energy go?
341
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,360
I should go.
342
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,780
-Hey.
-Hey.
343
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,073
Where have you been?
I've been looking for you
all morning.
344
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,241
JOCELYN: Around.
345
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,659
ROLAND: Well,
I tried calling you.
346
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,953
JOCELYN: I must have turned
my phone off by mistake.
347
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,873
ROLAND: Joce, did you
see him again today?
348
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,542
JOCELYN: See who?
349
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,462
Oh, geez, you know,
I told you, you can see him
as much as you want,
350
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,839
just don't keep it
a secret from me, okay?
351
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,674
I wanna know everything
you two are doing.
352
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,260
JOCELYN: Look, half the time
I'm there, he doesn't
even want me there.
353
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,846
I just can't help myself.
354
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,556
ROLAND: Well, you love him.
JOCELYN: Yeah.
355
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,975
ROLAND: I love him too,
but the kid's an idiot.
356
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,939
It's our son, Mutt.
We're talking about our son.
357
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,690
-Yeah. Our son.
-Oh!
358
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,984
You done with that? Got it.
359
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,654
No, I wasn't. I wasn't...
360
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,906
Yeah, he turned into
a real nutbar.
361
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:33,785
Doesn't drive in cars,
he won't use
anything plastic.
362
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,662
Good luck
with birth control, right?
363
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:42,001
And then we see you
with your kids
and you're so together.
364
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,379
What's your secret?
365
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,550
Listening is so
very important.
366
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:53,513
So important to listen
to your kids.
367
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,556
See, Roland? Listening.
368
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,558
Excuse me,
I listen to the kid.
369
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,143
If he'd listened to me,
he wouldn't be sitting
370
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,729
in a hut making
his own underwear.
371
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,738
The internet is a breeding
ground for freaks.
372
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,990
What're you doing?
373
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,117
Well, I just sold a pair
of sunglasses on here
374
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:19,372
and now dieforfash87
is telling me she won't pay
375
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,207
'cause she thinks
they're fake.
376
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,625
Okay.
377
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:26,253
Um, how about
we move away...
378
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,382
No! I don't even wanna sell
these things.
379
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,259
These clothes are all
that I have.
380
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,179
Everything else
has been taken from me.
381
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,056
Well, you have your family.
382
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,517
What's your point?
383
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,687
I am having a very hard time
right now dealing
with the idea
384
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,273
that people think that
my things are worthless,
385
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,026
-or funky, or...
-Sorry.
386
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,986
Fake.
387
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:52,030
Does it look like I shop
on Canal Street?
388
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,240
-No.
-Okay.
389
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,325
People here don't know
anything, okay?
390
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,160
Wayne huffs keyboard cleaner
for a living.
391
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,662
Well, that's not surprising.
392
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,999
You're playing
to the wrong crowd.
You have great clothes.
393
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,834
I like some of this stuff.
394
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,962
Like this.
Like, I like this.
395
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,130
Ooh! Ooh.
396
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,633
I like this.
397
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,096
This gives me an idea.
398
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,639
So why would I sleep
with my mother?
399
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,307
Well, now that I know
that she's your mother,
400
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,684
that makes a lot
more sense to me.
401
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,895
And do you normally
go around spying on people?
402
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:27,648
Um, you left me here
to be abducted
by long haul truckers.
403
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,776
I just went to find you.
404
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,571
So why are you
sneaking around
with your mom anyway?
405
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,406
What's the big secret?
406
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,575
It's my dad.
We don't really get along.
407
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,119
He really takes the whole
mayor tradition in
the family thing seriously
408
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,956
and I'm just not that down
into labels, you know?
409
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,083
-"Labels?"
-Yeah.
410
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,293
And you wonder
why I make fun of you.
411
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:50,254
And you are totally in sync
with your parents?
412
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,466
Um, yeah, because they
always wanted a daughter
with a record,
413
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:57,011
who dropped out
of college, so...
414
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,013
Pretty much delivered
on that one.
415
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,477
Ugh!
416
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,031
STEVIE: Okay, this is gonna
cheer you up.
417
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,993
(PANTING)
418
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,829
So I thought you might be
lonely without your clothes.
419
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:27,333
So if this isn't too dirty
for you, I could help
take care of your stuff.
420
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,376
Wait, you wanna have sex
with me?
421
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,505
No. I don't think anybody
has sex in here unless
they're being paid for it.
422
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,842
I thought this might be
a good place to store
your clothes.
423
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,719
Is this a safe place?
424
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:43,182
Yes. I'm the only one
with a key.
But there's a catch.
425
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,895
I get to wear
whatever I want,
anytime I want.
426
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,775
Fine.
427
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:02,201
Wow! Our son's clothes
are no longer in our closet.
428
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,203
Something I said
finally got through.
429
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,205
DAVID: I just found
somewhere else to put them.
430
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,374
I can't hear you
from in there.
431
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,169
DAVID: (LOUDLY) I found
somewhere else to put them!
432
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,881
Well, subconsciously
I got through.
433
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,424
David? Alexis?
Can you come here please?
434
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,598
David? Alexis?
435
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,225
They're not going
to come, dear.
436
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,396
Well, how widespread
is that news?
437
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,569
Talk about salacious!
438
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,489
He cut off his what?
439
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:41,824
-Wait, what?
-Okay.
440
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,743
How did it happen?
441
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,747
Look, I just... I just
wanted to make sure that,
you know, we're all okay.
442
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,623
What were we not okay about?
443
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:52,418
About your mother and me
feeling disconnected
from you two.
444
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,504
We are literally connected
by a door
that does not lock.
445
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,091
How much more connected
do you wanna be?
446
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,677
Emma. Your middle name
is Emma.
447
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,303
Is it?
448
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,056
So, we'll keep
working away at this.
449
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,600
-I'm sorry! No, Hannah.
-I'm embarrassed for you.
450
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,851
-Well, that's that then.
-Elspeth.
451
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,269
-No!
-Wow.
452
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,896
I think it's Elspeth.
453
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,523
-ALEXIS: It isn't!
-I should know!
454
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,691
Wow.
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