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- ♪ MTV

- This season on the
"Tournament of All Stars,"

18 queens compete in three
brackets for a chance

to face off in the finals and
win a grand prize of $200,000.

Last week, bracket two
competed in the first

of their three episodes.

For your first "Tournament
of All Stars" Maxi Challenge,

we're throwing an eight ball.

- Yes.

- Two Brookses is in the
top three of season 10.

Can't wait.
- Clock it.

- Mistress, she's an instant
sister just because you

have the last name.

Hopefully it's
a built in alliance.

- There's a lot of
giggling over here, bitch.

- I love Mistress.

We basically started
doing drag together.

- Come on, Texas girls,
we are in the house.

- Yes.

- My ass is moving on
to the next round.

So who's going with me?
- Ooh.

Clock it.

My strategy is to make
alliances with everyone

and allow them to act first,
and then I'll act as I want.

- If something goes wrong,
I'll fit you, you fit me.

It'll all work out.
- Oh, yeah.

- I like where
we're going here.

Me and Lydia, maybe we
have a pre-alliance.

- Tina's been at me ever since
I tweeted that picture of her

in that nasty Skittles wig.

- Weren't you the one
sliding into my DMs?

- [gasps] No.

- I'm done talking to you.

Bye, Ronald.

- Mistress is very mean.

That draws me to her.

Would you adopt me?

- Oh, so you're wanna
be my drag daughter?

- I'm auditioning for the role.

- Lydia Butthole Collins.

- You did a really
good job here.

This is one of my
favorites tonight.

- Tinta Burnter.

- That is so well constructed.

- Very chic. I love it.

- The top two
All Stars of the week are

Tina Burner

and Lydia Butthole Collins.

Condragulations.

You've each earned two points.

Ladies, this is your
chance to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point.

[dramatic music]

Lydia Butthole Collins,
condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Thank you so much.

- Each week,
the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

You must give it
away to the All Star

you believe is the most
valuable queen of the week.

So choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,

the three queens
with the most points

will move on to the semifinals.

♪

- Oh my God,
that was so sickening.

- Oh, baby, the games.

- The first challenge is done.
- The games, the games.

The games.
- First week done.

- Week one is officially done.

I didn't win the
challenge, unfortunately,

although I was so close.

- Oh, they already
changed the points.

- Yes.
- Must be nice.

- All right, Lydia.

- I'm hoping I can
get a point somewhere.

I cannot be at 0.

I cannot be that far behind.

I refuse to live in a world
where Tina Burner

has more points than me.

- Do we feel like we're ready
to start giving our MVQs?

- You know, I am
the eldest, and it

was recently my birthday, and
y'all didn't get me anything.

So if you each want
to give me a point,

I would really appreciate it.

- [laughs]

- Well, that was
a wonderful plea.

- OK, what's yours?

- For me, I just think that
we do get to take a little bit

of our power back with these.

I was talking with Mistress
and Jorgeous, my Texas girls,

about wanting to see
us all in the finals.

So this could be
a really great way

to kind of show
our true colors.

- Whoever gives me
one is getting one.

Whoever I give one to,
I would like to receive one.

If that's not the tea--

- You want a versatile switch.

- Yeah, I would like to
flip flop with somebody.

Anybody want to flip
flop with mommy?

- OK, oh my God.

- Mistress Brooks, you know,
we got that Brooks alliance.

I feel like we're
on the same page.

So I'm hoping she
will give me a point.

[laughter]

- Oh.
- Oh, wow.

- Ladies.

- Congratulations.

- Thank you very much.

- That was fun.

- Y'all better work.

- Ooh, I'm on top
of the world, girl.

I can't even tell you.

This is the biggest redemption
for me I could imagine.

I'm in the lead? Ooh.

Oh, my God.

- The lip sync was
sickening, bitch.

How are you in the lead,
miss season 17?

You could tell how much
RuPaul lives for her too.

And I'm like, oh my God,
not me being jealous.

No, we're not having that.

She better be ready
for next week,

because I'm coming
for her top spot.

- It's my first challenge win,
so I'm just--

- Yay!

[applause]

- We broke the curse.

- My question for y'all, since
y'all are coming in, in this

case, at an advantage,
how would you play it when

it comes to giving points?

- You know, it's supposed
to be who you thought was

the MVQ, queen of the week.

If it was me, and it was based
on that judges' critique,

I'm listening to
what they said.

- I don't foresee myself giving
a point to somebody in the top.

I feel like they've
already earned

their points for the week.

I would probably give it
to one in the bottom four

that I feel like was
the most rah-rah with me

that week, was sweet to me
that week, wasn't hateful to me

or was helpful in some
way, shape, or form

or gave me a point.

- You do whatever you
want to do with it.

It's a game.
- OK, I'm gonna do--

I'm gonna do that.
- It is a game.

- Ideally, I feel
like we all did try.

So I'd like to see everyone
have at least a point.

- A point out there.

Nobody should be zeroed out.

If somebody's
zeroed out, I think

that's gonna be real messy.

- I agree.

- OK, so anyways,
it's just too much talking.

So you're giving me your point.

And then Kerri,
you're giving Jorgeous

her point and then vice versa.
So let's go.

- OK, we're gonna swap.

Y'all gonna swap?

- House of Brooks, bitch,
you got to think fast

in this competition, because we
only have two more weeks left.

And you want to get those
points from the jump.

So any way that I can to
make it to the next round,

I'll do it.

- Let Nicole go first.

- You want me to go first?

- Yeah, House of Brooks.

- I'm gonna swap with you.

- You're gonna swap with me?

- Girl, no,
but that's not how--

now you're already
starting that bullshit.

- Once you've given up,
that's it.

- Is it given family ties,
or is it giving bullshit?

- I just saw you making
out with Jorgeous

over there, winking at her.

- Remember, ladies--

- Why don't you
give up yours first?

- You're giving
shadiness already.

That's literally
why I leaned over--

I literally leaned over and
I was like, Nicole has been--

yeah, so, Nicole,
if we're gonna do it--

- Here, Miss Brooks,
keep it in the family.

- This should go.

- No, you give me yours, bitch.

- Go, Kerri, go.

- Jorgeous, I'm gonna go ahead
and talk with you, honey.

- Thank you.
- Season 14, Texas girls.

- Yes, ma'am.

And as Nicole said,
we're keeping the Brooks

in the family, and we're not
really related, so here's

my point, Jorgeous.

- Oh, my God.

Thank you, sister.

- And let me get my bag.

- You know what?

- Period.

And it's giving-- I'm sorry.

I should have been in the top.

We should have been in the top.

So now we're even.
Yes, ma'am.

And it's no tea.

- Bitch.

[laughter]

I was bullied into giving
my point to Mistress.

I think she stole my point.

I was bullied into that.

- Girl, I was about to gag.

- Girl, the look on
Nicole and Kerri's face.

Oh, my God.

I will never forget it.

And they can't do
nothing about it.

Girl, Mistress,
that was a sickening idea.

Thank you, sis,
for these two points.

- Y'all let them
walk you into that.

- I did let them walk
us into that, Kerri.

That was me, my fault.
I'm sorry.

That was totally me.

- Girl, I'm fuckin'
falling out.

- That is some bullshit.

You're just gonna fully
fuck your friend over?

We're supposed to
be the Texas girls,

and I ended up coming out
completely empty handed.

- Kerri, we're
still Texas sisters.

I'm gonna get it together.

- I just-- I expect
to get some Texas points.

- Most definitely.

- Mistress knows
she owes me a debt.

She knows she did me dirty.

So does Jorgeous.

I'm not gonna show her my cards
or emotions, but I do get even.

- I don't like
being in the bottom.

That's why I had to fix it.

- Very fixed.

- Very fixed.

I should have known that
Mistress is a fucking mess,

and she's gonna do
whatever she has to do.

And if that means
throwing her Texan sister

under the bus,
or anybody else, I feel

like she's willing to do it.

- Well, I'm very uncomfortable,
so let's get out of drag

and get comfortable.

- Yes.

- I have two points, and
now Mistress and Jorgeous

have two points as well.

And I worked my ass off for it.

And those girls just pulled
some shady bullshit

to get the same place.

It's shocking,
because I thought Jorgeous

was sweet little Jorgeous.

She is a gremlin.

Mistress fed her
after midnight.

It's just two
little evil minions.

- You're shady as fuck.
- No, I'm not.

- Yes you are, bitch.
That was shady as fuck.

You're just a fuckin' mess.
Get away from me.

I don't trust anything
you say to me ever again.

That was it.
- Ah!

- And I'm not playing with you.

That was your one test
and you failed.

- I'm fuckin' screaming.

- You want to be
a fuckin' cunt?

Get ready, bitch, because
I've been a cunt

for longer than you
could ever think about.

- I still got my
two points, so.

Part of me feels bad
that they thought

that I wouldn't do this.

I don't feel bad about
not giving them the point.

I thought Nicole was
a fool in the challenge

and I thought Kerri
was the fool too.

- Bitches.

- Everyone is just so gagged.

This just shows me
the girls were not

ready to play this game,
because what did

you think this was gonna be?

Happy fun time?

No, ma'am.

Everyone knows you don't
trust a fat, nasty bitch.

[laughs maniacally]

[dramatic music]

- Welcome to "Drag Race."

- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race"

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one year supply
of Anastasia Beverly Hills

Cosmetics, a coveted spot in
the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra special guest
judge, Chappell Roan.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race"

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win

[upbeat music]

♪

- [laughs]

- Oh, now, wait a minute, ho.

- Good morning, everybody.

- Good morning, baby.

- Look at the scoreboard.

Oh, look at it.

- Today's a new day
in the Werk Room.

And after the chaos
that me and Mistress

caused last week,
I'm in a way better position.

I jumped two points,
and I'm like,

I have this in the bag now.

You know what I mean?

So bring me the challenge, Ru.

Bring me the challenge.
I'm ready.

- The new girl is
the winner so far.

- OK. Congratulations.

- Yes, you go, new girl.

- What I'm curious about, what
does this mean in the audition

process to be your daughter?
What does this mean to you?

- You know what?

I will say yesterday,
even though I was like,

it should have been me,
I was like, you know what?

My daughter's up there,
so congratulations.

I think you've officially
passed the test, my new baby.

Yes, I'm so proud of you.

- I have aligned myself
with Mistress at this point.

This could either help me or
it could completely destroy me.

I don't know if she's
going to turn on me

and throw me under the bus,
or if she's gonna

help me out, you know?

- I guess you
checked every box.

- We'll work, Mistress.
Thank you.

Thank you, mother.

- So no more Lydia Butthole.

It's Lydia Brooks Collins.

- Werk!

- I see how them Texas
Brookses are now, though.

We don't throw our
lineage around like that,

but I see you.

Does your mama let you give
the name out like that,

like it's water?

- What do you mean?

- Wait, wait, wait.

So you don't think
the winner is worthy?

That's crazy.

- No, I'm just saying,
my mama don't let me

give out the name like that.

You just get to throw her
name around like that?

It's not even your last name.
It's hers.

- That is my last name.

And watch.

- Mama doesn't let me
give it out like that.

You pick up a kid every week.

- You know what?
Tell me-- tell me--

- No, we'll see.

- Tell me the Atlanta
Brooks' accomplishments.

- You're online all the time.

Look it up.

- Can we get at least three?

- You go home and try to
find an ugly picture of me.

You can't, girl.
- Can we?

But I could find
an ugly picture,

because what I saw last week
will be forever memorialized.

I think Nicole is
just so gagged.

And, you know, the thing is,
she's been out of the game

for so long.

And even when she
was in the game,

she was here for two
episodes over 10 years ago.

Welcome back, hunty.

- So let's say we get
into another situation

where you guys have
to do your badges.

I'm just going to
say it here first.

You two are giving
them out first.

Hands down.

Nobody's getting anything
until you hand them out.

- Oh, my God.
- Well, you know what?

We don't have to worry
about that, because we're

going to be in the top.

We're not gonna
have badges to give.

[siren wails]
- Oh!

- Let's hit it. Let's hit it.

- Ooh, girl.

She done already done
had herses.

All Stars--

- Hey.
- Hey, Mother.

- --now that you're back,
it's time to talk smack.

- OK.
- Well, yes.

- So start spitting
those verses, because she

done already done had herses.

- OK.
- The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.

- OK.

- The gigs.

- Yes.

- Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers and applause]

Good morning, All Stars.

- Good morning, Mother.
- Good morning!

- For this week's Maxi
Challenge, I couldn't decide.

Should we do a good
old fashioned roast?

- Ooh.

- Or should we have
ourselves a rap battle?

- Oh yeah.

- Baby.

- And then I thought,
what the hell?

Let's do both.

- Period.
- Oh, baby.

- So for the first
time in "Drag Race"

herstory, we're going to have
ourselves a rapping roast.

[cheering]

Here's how it works.

We lay down
a funky beat, and you

serve up a badass rap
that reads your fellow

All Stars to filth.

- OK.

- Lydia Butthole Collins.

- Yes.

- You won last week's lip sync,

so you get to assign
the performance order.

- Oh my God.

- Getting the opportunity to
choose the order for the roast

is exciting.

I could either be really
shitty with the lineup,

or I could give everyone
the best spot possible

and be on everyone's good side.

- And on the main stage, you'll
be making your rapping roast

debuts, where we'll be joined
by our extra special guest

judge, Chappell Roan.

[cheering]

- Oh my God,
I'm fucking gagging.

[laughs]

I am obsessed with Chappell.

She is the chef's kiss,
mwah, to pop music.

- All Stars, start your engines
and may the best

drag queen win.

- Yes.

- Whoo!

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Let's go write some roasts.

I'm going to sit right here.

- You know what,
let me talk to my new daughter.

Let's get into it.

For this week's Maxi
Challenge, we are

doing the rapping roast
for the first time

in "Drag Race" herstory.

I'm smiling ear to ear,
because the girls do not

even know what they're in for.

This is my thing.

That's the thing.

I kind of am the
bitch to look out for.

Very nasty and raw.

I've always loved villains.

I can't help it.

- That's why I think I'm
drawn to people like you,

because it's just so funny.

- I'm the queen of
"Drag Race" beefs.

I'm the queen of
the diss tracks.

I love to eat a roast.

I love to give a roast.

So I'm ready to
shred these bitches

and really show
them how it's done.

I've never got to do
a roast on my season,

so I'm really excited.

But I've already
seen you roast.

You roasted me.
You were fuckin' sickening.

You won the roast
challenge in your season.

I respect you for that.

- [laughs]

I won my last roast
during season 17.

I'm a really, really big fan.

Is what Mistress would
say if she was dressed

like an oscillating fan.

But it's a little scary when
you have to do something

you've done really well before,
because then there's

a magnifying glass on you.

Besides that, I have
never had to write

and perform my own rap lyrics.

But I'm gonna put on
my shit kickers

and kick as much shit
as I can possibly kick.

- What is the tea
with the order?

Because you have to
cause mass destruction.

- Do you think I do?

- I know you do.

- As a fresh new Brooks?

- That's what we do.

You got a chance to,
you know, shake things up

and make it interesting.

So why not do it?

- I may be a Brooks,
but I'm a fresh Brooks.

I don't have that shade
ingrained in me yet.

I mean, I would like
to impress my mother,

but also, I don't want
to make everyone turn on me.

If you had an ideal spot,
where would you want to go?

- Honestly, I can go wherever,
but I prefer middle.

Middle to end.

- OK, I'm going to go ask
around, and then I'll come back

and I'll tell you my rule.

- I love that.

- So who are you
most excited to read?

[tense music]

Obviously.

[laughter]

- I'm gonna get her.

- Ladies, ladies, ladies.

Hello.

- What's up, sweetie?

- Hi.

I wanted to come around
and ask about the order,

see where you guys
are comfortable.

- I mean, I'd love to be last,
but if you want me to go first,

I can open it up.

I'm hoping that Lydia
listens to me a little bit,

because I feel like
Lydia and I are bonding.

We've been flirting with
some sort of alliance.

But she's Mistress's
daughter now,

so I have no idea
what she gonna do.

- OK, now, what about you,
Miss Nicole?

- I really don't
give a shit.

- Oh, you don't give a shit?
- No.

- You don't?
- OK.

- OK.

- Tina Burner on fire
like the "Hunger Games."

- You know it, tss!

So I've done a rap
before on my season.

We performed to
"Condragulations,"

and I did, baby.

I rapped the verse down, honey.

♪ Tina Burner on fire
like the "Hunger Games" ♪

♪ Too hot to handle, getting
burned by these flames ♪

And I gotta tell you, it's
one of my favorite things

that I did in my season.

So I am super stoked to be
able to do this rapping roast

and see if I can get some more
points on the board, honey.

- That was like 30 seconds.

- I was gonna say,
that's not much time

to get your point across.

- I gotta read all these
hoes in 30 seconds?

Oh, girl.

I'm gonna use that whole
time on Miss Brooks, honey.

After not doing so well in the
design challenge last week--

- Because it's the world's
biggest platform for drag,

I feel like it's
got to be bigger.

- --I think that
this roast could

be the Rudemption that I need.

Tina page.

- Ooh, I get a full page?

How many pages for Mistress?

- The rest of the book.

She's gonna be last.

I mean, I've never
rapped or sang before,

but I'm a Southern Belle
with a sharp tongue.

And this is just
reading on beat.

So I'm loaded and ready.

Uh-oh.
Turn your page.

- All right, turn the page.

- So, sister, you've
never done a roast before.

Are you excited about this?

- I am.

And it's rapping, like--

- Yes.

In "All Stars 9," I had a
breakthrough during the roast.

- You did.

- And I didn't know I could
read these bitches like that.

Girl, I did amazing in my
roast on "All Stars 9."

Angeria is so country, she
eats ass with a side

of mustard greens, bitch.

[laughter]

I really thought I had it in
the bag, but I did not win,

and I was real bitter
boots about it.

But this time it's
a little bit different.

It's not so much stand up,
but more rapping,

which means you got to
put on a performance.

And one thing about Jorgeous,
she loves a performance.

She loves turning out a number.

So the dancing part
and the performing part I

could definitely
use to my advantage.

I'm kind of an evil
genius in a way.

- Go ahead and write that down.

- Yes, evil genius.
- Yes.

I can't wait to see what
you about to write about me.

You've already
eaten me up, girl.

- OK, bitch.

- Jorgeous and
Mistress really thought

they were slick, leaving me
with 0 points on the board.

And I am still able
to be a sister.

But now I know the type
of game we're playing.

And I have a lot
of making up to do.

I like to start rapping with
your manifestation statement

that you base
your thing off of.

So evil genius can be yours.

And for me, I'm going
to put lyrical miracle.

- OK.
- You know.

Since the last time I was here,
I am so much more confident

on stage and I love rap.

So you're gonna see some star
power when I'm out there.

- Sisters, darlings, I wanted
to see what was going on.

What were you feeling
for the roast order?

Where are you both comfortable?

- Fifth or like fourth.

- I'd love to go last.

- You want to go?
OK, OK.

I have a lot to think about.

- My immediate game
plan here is that I need

to start playing the game.

I am a woman of business.

I'm going to go over to Lydia.

And even though
she's apparently

Mistress's new daughter,
Miss Lydia Butthole Brooks,

I do have some
faith in my sister.

And I'm trying to
find my own alliances,

because apparently the
ones that I was told I had

don't exist.

You won your roasting
challenge, didn't you?

- I did, yeah.

- So you've got it in you?

- Yeah, I feel like
I got it in me.

I'm more worried
about the lineup.

You know?
- Why?

OK, run me through it.

- Why do you want to go last?

- I want to go last because
I feel like what I'm bringing

is very probably different
from what the other girls are

going to do.

I'm roasting without
naming anyone.

- OK.

- Everyone is going to name
drop and go for the obvious.

But like, let's be real.

Mistress knows she's big.

Jorgeous knows she's tiny,
looking like someone's child.

Lydia knows that she's
awkward, skinny, and brand-new.

Nicole knows that
she's old as fuck

and is struggling to keep up.

And Tina Burner knows that
she is and forever always will

be a complete man in a wig.

I don't need to name
you to read you.

So I just feel like for that
alone, it kind of closes it

out and wraps everything up.

- Right.

- I really do think
that going last

is a perfect opportunity
to do something different

and just leave it on the floor.

- Now, say I do put you last.

- OK.
- Honor your wishes.

- Yes.

- You're not in the top.
God forbid.

- OK.

- You have an extra
point to throw around.

Where are you going
to throw that point?

- If you throw me a bone,
I could definitely

throw something back to you.

- OK.

I'm not sure what
to do right now.

Tina also wants to go last, and
Tina has been teasing the idea

of an alliance with me.

But Kerri says she's
going to give me a point.

Girl, I don't know
what I'm doing.

I have a lot of
relationships in this game

that I have to think about.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Ladies, I believe I have the
order for the rapping roast.

- OK, let's go.

- Let's go see if
she sabotaged us.

- In first place, Tina Burner.

- OK.

- Then Nicole
Paige Brooks, then

myself, followed by Mistress,
then Jorgeous, and then

Kerri Colby.

- Period!

- You are a sister.

- Girl, I had to.
I had to.

- Thank you.

I like that.

She hasn't rubbed
off on you yet.

- Oh, wow.

- Lydia Brooks Collins,
thank you, my dear.

- So why'd you put me first?

Just question.

- You said you wanted to
go either first or last.

- Yeah, no, no, I just mean,
the decision of it in the end.

- Right.

So in the end, it was kind of
Kerri with the hinging factor,

'cause you really
wanted to go last.

- It's a woman's world, baby.

I have to close it.

But you could open it.

- That's a sandwich.

Everybody else in the middle.

Lydia put me as
first for the roast.

I'm not mad, because it
was my second choice.

- Well, you know what?

Y'all got a lot of work to do.

Let's all get to work.
- Yeah.

- Let's all get to work.

- But I'm a little confused
about this whole alliance

situation, considering
we had talked about it.

- Do you want some?

- Yes, please.

- It'll cost you a point.

- Now.

You handed it to me
before I could respond.

- Do you think I don't?

- I haven't seen yet.

- I think I was very
fair with the order.

- Oh yeah.

But those aren't points, babe.

That's just an order.

- That's true.

- I hope if it came
down to it and Lydia

and I were in the position
where she could give

me a point that she would.

- I think it's
also going to help

to see the top two to know what
the fairest thing to do is.

You got to see who's--
- 100.

Gonna see how it falls.

Yeah.

- I don't know if Tina thinks
we have a solid alliance.

I do really value Tina.

But in the words of
Samantha Jones, I love you,

but I love me more.

So I am going to do whatever
it takes to propel myself.

[upbeat music]

- Nicole, you better be fuckin'
painted out of your mind.

- Bitch, get ready.

I'll have my eyebrows all
the way up into my hairline

and everything.

Last week, my critique was
that I'm not draggy enough.

- Your face is beautiful.

But why you didn't beat it up?

- The hair for me needs
to be at least doubled.

- So I'm going to pull out the
biggest hair I brought and put

all the black up in
this eye that I can,

and just put this
hard ass cheek on.

How about this for a cheek?

I have to push myself outside
my norm, you know what I mean?

And that's what I'm here to do.

♪

- Would y'all consider giving
me and Jorgeous another point?

And we'll really swap this
time to make things good.

- You first.
- You first.

- No, but y'all go first so
I know that y'all trust us.

- No.

- I'm sorry,
but doing something again

and expecting
a different result is--

- The definition of insanity.

- It won't happen again.

- Be honest, are y'all in
y'all's feelings about it?

- I'm not in my feelings.

I was just, like, blindsided.

- Yeah.

- Because I was
like, wait, what?

- I mean, I just thought
y'all were close.

The three of you
were very tight.

- That doesn't mean
we're not close, though.

Honestly, when it comes
to teams and alliances,

I feel like that shit
always falls apart.

I mean, Destiny's
Child fell apart.

- For sure.

- The girls are mad.

The girls are at me.

And that's exactly the
little push I need.

I have to win this week
because, baby, there is

no anybody giving me points.

If I fall,
the girls are definitely

not giving me shit.

- I think it just lit a fire.

Don't ever hope for
something from someone.

Just work, bitch.

♪

- Hi, I'm Chappell.

Do any of you queers have
something sexy I can slip into?

- Oh, my God!

- Yes, honey.

- Hi.

- It's so muggy, muggy.

Oh my God,
Chappell Roan is here.

So nice to meet you.

You look stunning.

I'm fucking gagging,
because, honestly, I

knew about this bitch way
before she got famous.

I can't believe
she's here right

now, because I've
been wanting to meet

her for the longest time.

- So what are we
preparing for today?

- We're getting ready
for a rap roast.

- To roast each other.
Yeah.

- It's a little rapping roast.

- Who can rap out of you?

- I think it's a matter
of who can write lyrics.

- OK.

- Yeah, don't
judge the rapping.

More the lyrics.

- But it is a rap battle.

Lydia.
- Yes, ma'am.

- You opened
for me in Pittsburgh.

- I did.
And it was too much fun.

- That was so fun.
That was a great show.

- I had the opportunity
to be an opening act

for Chappell Roan during her
pit stop in Pittsburgh

for her Midwest Princess Tour.

There was 2,100 people
in the crowd.

Up until that point,
it was the biggest

crowd I performed in front of.

It was exhilarating and I
cannot believe I am going

to perform for her yet again.

The pressure cooker
has been turned on.

- I have local drag at
every show that I do.

- Thank you for doing that.

Because especially right
now with everything

that's going on in the
country regarding drag,

and you've taken your
platform to uplift us.

Thank you for that.

- Thank you so much.

- It's not often
that people who

have broke through
the mainstream

support people
like us, you know?

- I feel like I have
always been one of you.

- Down.

- I just feel like
I am a drag queen.

- That's punk rock as fuck.

I feel like drag
has come so far

from what we used to think as
far as female impersonation.

I think anyone can do drag,
and drag is for everybody.

Chappell being here
really shows how genuine

she is and her
love for not only

the gay community, which
she's a part of, but just

her love for drag.

- I don't have my wig on.

Maybe I could see some
of your wigs and try 'em on.

- Help yourself.

- It's very special to just
have someone who sees us

for who we are
and not only sees us,

but wants to be a part of it.

So I love it.

- How beautiful.

- We fully feel like
you could totally

compete on a "Drag Race."

- I can't-- look.

I can sing, but I can't
pop my pussy like y'all.

- I mean, Kerri could
teach you a bit.

- Baby, I got you,
woman to woman.

- You're Sasha's baby.

- I am.

- She's goddess.
- She's mother.

Yeah.
- She is goddess.

- Kerri, maybe she
should be a Colby.

- A Colby.

- Chappell Colby
has a ring to it.

- CC, Chappell Colby.

- Yes.

- Now, with this wig
and with all of you,

I need to get a selfie.

- Oh yes, baby.

- Let's find the light.

- Find the light.

[laughs]

- Go!

- I know y'all bitches wish
y'all were me right now,

hanging with Chappell.

- All right, CC,
Chappell Colby.

- Chappell Colby!

- Come on, Chappell Colby.

We got you, girl.

- Thank you so
much for having me.

I'm so excited for tonight.

And I only have
one thing to say.

- Ooh.

- Good luck, babes,
and don't fuck it up.

[cheers and applause]

- Yes, werk.

- Did she just steal your wig?

- She can have it.
Take it with you.

- It looks better on her.
- It does, baby.

It does.
You know it does.

- Yes.

- I love her.

- She's amazing.

- She really is.

I also really love that,
as a queer icon,

she's also a queer woman.

That's amazing.

And that really does show
testament of how far we've

come, because you can be fully
in your alphabet mafia fantasy

and still make it big.

- Growing up, that wasn't
there, you know what I mean?

- No, this is a very new thing.

And I also think that that's
what needs to be highlighted

when it comes to the trans
community having a voice

and being visible in the world.

It's like, we're not
trying to change anyone.

We're just living
authentically and we encourage

people to do the same.

- Because it's
always been here.

- Living your truth.
- Yeah.

If you know who you are, be it.

I think it's simple.

- It seems like
it is very simple,

but some people still
have a very hard

time grasping that concept.

- There's a lot
of people who really

love living in oppression.

You hear me, mother?

Not Sasha.

You hear me, girl.

My mother, she refused to
recognize my gender pronouns,

and she would not--

she would not.

- Still to this day?

- Oh, of course.

She will never.

I have a lot of hurt
inside of me

because this whole trans
thing with my family

is a shit show.

Uh, it's just--
it's not for them.

I don't think it ever will be.

They will never push me or
help me or wish me well.

- Do you still speak?

- Not really.

If you don't want
to be in my life

and you definitely don't
want to come correct,

I don't owe you anything.

And honestly,
you don't owe me anything.

But it is her loss,
her and my dad both.

They're low key getting dragged
in this rapping roast too.

I've really battled
to have a sense

of confidence
or cunt-fidence

and wanting to feel valid.

And that's why
it's so important

to have allies and people who
love you from the inside out,

from head to toe.

I have the most iconic,
amazing chosen family ever.

- That's true.

- So I really don't feel
like I'm missing anything.

I have an amazing community of
fans and family and friends.

They support me.
They love me.

They see me.

And I'm so proud of who I
am now and what I represent.

And no one can take
that away from me.

No one.

- I'm close
with my entire family.

- That's beautiful.
I love seeing that.

- I'm really, really blessed.

- I think that that
should be the normal.

I think you should
always, if you're

going to have a child,
part of your contract

with having children should be
loving them unconditionally.

- No matter what.

- Yeah, and not in spite of.

Loving them because of.

Because a lot of
people say like,

I love you no matter what, but
it shouldn't be no matter what.

It should be--

- No, it should be I
just love you, period.

I don't know why
that's so hard sometimes.

[upbeat music]

Oh, now I'm nervous.

- I'm a little setting the bar
with opening it up.

- Set the bar, set the bar.

Open it up wide.

I do feel like there's
like a target on our backs

because we won
the Maxi Challenge last week.

- The good news is,
there's not much of a target

now, because I got
the same points

as Jorgeous and Mistress.

- Right, right, right.

- So it's anybody's game when
it comes to the whole thing.

- Yeah, things can
switch so fast.

- Yeah, they can
switch up at any point.

- I think Tina's mad.

- About what?

- Girl.

- About what?

- That we have the same points.

- Oh yeah.

That we caught up.

- What?

- You said what, babe?

- I heard you mention my name.

- Well, actually,
that was Jorgeous.

- No, I didn't.

- Girl, here we go again.

She's trying to get me going.

Why you gotta bring
Jorgeous to this?

- Girl, because I can,
I will, and I want to.

- Now, wait a minute.

- My biggest
challenge this week

is to not be annoyed
by Mistress.

- Tina, I feel like
you're obsessed with me.

- Well, maybe I am.

- I know you are.

- Don't poke the bear, honey.

Mistress is the bear,
and I'm gonna poke her.

That sounded horrible.

♪

- So, bitch, what if
we don't win this week?

What if we're not in the top?

- Don't even give me that,
because I don't want to-- yeah,

yeah, yeah.

- Girl, I know.

I do not count on
anybody to give

me a point in this room after
the shenanigans last week.

So my foot is
on that gas pedal,

and I'm gunning
for these challenges.

Because if I don't win
some points from Mama Ru,

I'm not making it
to the semifinals.

- Sister Nicole,
we are the zero

girls, the double zero girls.

What's our game plan
to get out of that?

- Oh, I'm pretty confident
in what we're doing today.

- You're gonna get
you some points today?

- I think we might end up in
the top, me and you together.

- OK.

Find the light, honey.

Find the joy.

- Yeah, I'm going to find
it during this roast.

- Honey, I think this roast is
about to be hot to go, honey.

- Good luck, babes.

- Ooh.

- OK.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]

- ♪ Cover girl

♪ Put the bass in your walk

♪ Walk

♪ Cover girl

♪ Put the bass in your walk

♪ Head to toe

♪ Let your whole body talk

♪ Cover girl

♪ And what

- Welcome to the main
stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race

Tournament of All Stars."

It's Michelle
Misdemeanor Visage.

Now, Michelle,
tell the people how you

get out of moving violations.

- Oh, honey, when
the cop pulls me over,

I pull my thing down,
flip it, and reverse it.

Ha, ha, yeah.

- How many tickets
have you paid?

[laughter]

- None.

- DJ Bossy Rossy.

Have you ever spit a rhyme?

- No, Ru.

I prefer to swallow.

- [laughs]

And I think you know that.

- And it's the super graphic,
ultramodern Chappell Roan.

Welcome, darling.

- Thanks for having me, Ru.

It's so nice to be here.

And in the words
of Sasha Colby,

I'm your favorite
extra special guest

judge's favorite extra
special guest judge.

[laughter]

- Yes, you are.

This week, we challenged our
queens to set the house on fire

at the first ever
rapping roast.

And tonight
on the runway, category

is Little Shop of Whores.

All Stars,
start your engines, and may

the best drag queen win.

Y'all ready for this?

- Yeah.

[cheering]

- Well, then make some
noise for the "All Star"

rapping roast.

[cheering]

[hip-hop music]

♪

- ♪ It's a rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ All of these queens
'bout to be burnt toast ♪

♪ Serving it up
from coast to coast ♪

♪ It's a rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ It's a rapping roast

- First up, Tina Burner.

- ♪ Red, yellow, and
orange you glad to see me ♪

♪ Miss Burner,
if you're nasty ♪

♪ No need to introduce

♪ I heard these
roasts get dirty ♪

♪ So let me be a douche

♪ Kerri couldn't
help but wonder ♪

♪ Will pretty be enough

♪ Online Ru ordered Sasha

♪ But you showed up

♪ Lydia is serving
Harry Potter out of drag ♪

♪ Spells were needed
for that entrance ♪

♪ A messy burlap bag

♪ Two bricks in the house

♪ Oh, sorry, I meant Brooks

♪ A tricksy body double

♪ The other no one books

♪ Nicole Paige Brooks,
a scared straight program ♪

♪ Keep your kids off drag

♪ She's the face,
that's the slogan ♪

♪ You're a mean girl,
Mistress, a bitch, a jerk ♪

♪ All that aside,
I'm still a fan ♪

♪ Danny DeVito,
I love your work ♪

♪ Halfway to an EGOT,
Miss Charles did the thing ♪

♪ You'll need
an Oscar, Grammy ♪

♪ Better learn
to act and sing ♪

♪ That's a rap

♪ Like Rose's face I'm
here to smoke you out ♪

♪ All glown up, zero fucks,

♪ And that's no doubt

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ All of these queens
'bout to be burnt toast ♪

♪ Serving it up
from coast to coast ♪

♪ It's rap, rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ It's a rapping roast

- Next up,

Nicole Paige Brooks.

♪

- ♪ It's N-P-B F-A-G

♪ Nicole, honey,
oh, you know me ♪

♪ Season two OG,
you can't say shit to me ♪

♪ Charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent ♪

♪ Ass shots and mug shots
just for some balance ♪

♪ Tina Burner, is
that Miss Turner ♪

♪ Without the waistline
and possibly a hernia ♪

♪ Miss Butthole,
the question is ♪

♪ Whose did you lick
to get back here so quick ♪

♪ Two Brookses, one season

♪ One with no neck
and them biscuits ♪

♪ Oh, God, I can't even

♪ Kerri's half my age,
four times the work ♪

♪ A whole new face
but still dumb as dirt ♪

♪ Gorgeous Jorgeous,
how'd you get here ♪

♪ You been in Ross's colon
this whole damn year? ♪

♪ It's a rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ All of these queens
'bout to be burnt toast ♪

♪ Serving it up
from coast to coast ♪

♪ It's a rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

- Next up,
Lydia Butthole Collins.

- ♪ Ooh, the butthole
is here ♪

♪ Let's gape these hoes

♪ Jorgeous, oh, you think
you're so sickening ♪

♪ Itty bitty titty girl

♪ Twinkie butthole winking

♪ Born for drag

♪ More like born to quit it

♪ Third time's a charm

♪ Now it's time
for you to hit it ♪

♪ MIB spreading it so thick

♪ Stunning beats strutting
like you own the stage ♪

♪ But let's see you do
a flip like Miss LePaige ♪

♪ Nicole Paige Brooks
from Atlanta, Georgia ♪

♪ Your look's deflated,
unsophisticated ♪

♪ Season two was years ago

♪ Bitch, you're dated

♪ Face, face, body

♪ It's Kerri Colby

♪ You'll always be the
Tamar to Sasha's Toni ♪

♪ Shattering all mirrors,
it's Tina Burner ♪

♪ People run and hide when
she turns the "curner" ♪

♪ Breaking all these necks
in the other direction ♪

♪ With you
and being stunning ♪

♪ Where's the connection?

♪ It's a rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ All of these queens
'bout to be burnt toast ♪

♪ Serving it up
from coast to coast ♪

♪ It's a rap, rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ It's a rapping roast

- Up next,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- ♪ It's a
rap-rap-rap-rapping roast ♪

♪

- ♪ I'm the
heavyweight champ ♪

♪ Call me Mistress

♪ Watch me eat these
bitches up, so delicious ♪

♪ Lydia Collins,
what's the real tea ♪

♪ How you beg to be my son,
but try to diss me ♪

♪ A lot of butch queens
want to be my mini me ♪

♪ But they're just imitating

♪ Can't match my pedigree

♪ Just like Jorgeous,
these bitches have no GED ♪

♪ They start panicking
when they see the MIB ♪

♪ Hey, yo, Kerri, you like
to call yourself Tranos ♪

♪ But I'm the Iron Woman

♪ Look what
happened to Thanos ♪

♪ Now I'm moving on to
Nicole Paige Brooks ♪

♪ I can't read the bitch

♪ Look how
Nicole Paige looks ♪

♪ Turn it and burn it

♪ Don't let this
brick deceive you ♪

♪ Tina Turner's on
fire like gonorrhea ♪

♪ When she walked
in the room ♪

♪ It was nice to see you

♪ Now arrivederci,
bitch, hasta la vista ♪

♪ It's a rap, rap,
it's rapping roast ♪

♪ All of these queens
'bout to be burnt toast ♪

♪ Serving it
from coast to coast ♪

♪ It's a rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ It's a rapping roast

- Coming up next,
hello, Jorgeous.

♪

- ♪ Back in the saddle

♪ It's Jorgeous on deck

♪ Getting harder to breathe

♪ My foot on your neck

♪ I'm pretty and I'm funny

♪ And a lip sync turner

♪ None of these things
describe Tina Burner ♪

♪ Love my sis, Kerri

♪ But don't get it twisted

♪ Ru would love you too if
she remembered you existed ♪

♪ The butthole is back

♪ Nice to meet you, Lydia

♪ You think you gonna win?

♪ Bitch, I pity ya

♪ Nicole, welcome back,
it's been a while for you ♪

♪ All the fans know you
as Nicole Paige who? ♪

♪ Take it all in

♪ How does it feel to
know your ass is still ♪

♪ The second best
Brooks here ♪

♪ Speaking of Mistress,
let's be for real ♪

♪ You looking like Godzilla
in a one inch heel ♪

♪ You talk the most
yet say the least ♪

♪ To quote Alyssa Edwards--

♪ Beast

♪ It's a rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ All of these queens
'bout to be burnt toast ♪

♪ Serving it up
from coast to coast ♪

♪ It's a rapping roast,
it's a rapping roast ♪

- All right, y'all.

Kerri Colby.

- ♪ I'm gonna get
satisfaction ♪

♪ Turning these five
hoes into fractions ♪

♪ I'm gonna give
it to you, sis ♪

♪ I'm a prophetess

♪ Ain't one bad built
bitch stopping this ♪

♪ 'Cause I could never
be a bitch from obesity ♪

♪ Titties pretty,
peep the Getty ♪

♪ Giving diversity

♪ Chicken looking bitches
want to pop out so damn bad ♪

♪ Talking 'bout some bullshit
that they ain't never had ♪

♪ I stand 10 feet tall

♪ God damn, I'm glad

♪ It's the one good thing
came from my dad ♪

♪ Y'all want to boo-hoo cry,
but that shit ain't sad ♪

♪ I know you 'bout to be mad
when I run this back ♪

♪ I turn my cheek
when you smack it ♪

♪ But you still do
what I say ♪

♪ So I'm a lyrical miracle,
extra [...] y queso ♪

♪ So the little bitch
should just lay low ♪

♪ [rapping in Spanish]

♪ I'll eat you up like Eggos

♪ Five, five, five
hoes into fractions ♪

♪ Yeah, 'cause I'm
'bout that action ♪

♪ Mwah

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ All of these queens
'bout to be burnt toast ♪

♪ Serving it up
from coast to coast ♪

♪ It's a rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ It's a rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ All of these queens
'bout to be burnt toast ♪

♪ Serving it up
from coast to coast ♪

♪ It's a rap, rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ It's a rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

♪ All of these queens
'bout to be burnt toast ♪

♪ Serving it up
from coast to coast ♪

♪ It's a rap, rap, rap

♪ It's a rapping roast

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

♪

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- ♪ 'Cause you're
a star, baby ♪

- Category is
Little Shop of Whores.

Up first, Tinta Burnter.

Stargazer lily.

- This runway is
an homage to my mother,

because she's the most
important person to me.

I feel stunning.

I'm coming out
as a bouquet of flowers.

Pink hair on.

Dare I say rosé?

- Why don't you come up
and pollinate me sometime?

- Ooh, can I get a stamen?

- I'm just unfolding
to the floor

to the most gorgeous stargazer
lily you've ever seen.

And I feel like a queen.

This is what's happening to
me in this competition is

I'm starting to bloom,
and I'm starting

to show people the best of me.

- Put your petals
to the metal.

Bouquet!

- Stupid.

- You're so dumb, Michelle.

- I'm so dumb.

- So dumb.

- Up next, Jorgeous.

Venus flytrap.

- Hey, Jorgeous,
your flytrap is open.

- Girl, I look like
the sexy plant monster.

You know what I mean?

- She's a Venus fly girl.

- I have my long fuckin'
claw fingers with all

these Venus fly traps on me.

Fully stoned.

And yes, this plant will take
your man and eat your man too.

Ah.

Ah!

- Honestly?
- Honestly?

- The gigs, the gigs, the gigs.

- Ah!

[laughs]

- Up next,
for your consideration,

Nicole Paige Brooks.

Cactus.

- Oh, I used to watch her
at that strip club.

What's it called?
Oasis.

- Uh-huh.

- This represents
my prickly personality.

I feel like all
queens kind of have

a little prickly personality
as a defense mechanism.

So that's what
the reveal is about.

- Does this succulent
make my ass look big?

- Yes.

- It's like to strip off
my prickly personality,

you get the nice, loving,
juicy parts of me.

- Oh, she's being deflowered.

- Ooh.

A naked cactus.

- Oh.

- The hair is all wound
up and rhinestoned

and I put little lizards
all over the inside,

sucking on the juice
of the cactus.

I feel hot.

- Aloe she better don't.

Up next,
Lydia Butthole Collins.

It's Lydia Two.

- Feed me, Seymour.

- I'm really leaning into
the "Little Shop of Horrors."

I have my Lydia Two
monster on my arm.

I have tamed the monster,
and it is now my pet.

And instead of it eating
me and devouring me,

I am devouring the runway.

- I think I see
Butthole's rosebud.

- I'm so proud of the fact
that I have made it myself.

I think it's equal parts
glamour and stupidity and camp

and cartoonish.

- Vagina dentata.

- [chuckles]

- Up next,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

Cactus.

- Baby, she was thorn this way.

- I'm giving you the full
gamer fantasy, honey.

I'm giving you
animated cactus.

I'm giving you something

really out of the box
for myself.

I'm even wearing my short
little pixie cut wig.

I swirled her up in the front.

- Succulents,
you own everything.

- And honestly, I look
so cute and so different

than all the plants
on the runway.

I feel so sexy, so sickening.

- Aloe, darling.

[laughter]

- Baby, I'm shaking
my spiky titties

and I'm hoping I
don't poke an eye out.

But you know what?

If I do, I'm sure your
eyes will still be on me.

- Agave, you stay.

- ♪ 'Cause you're a star,
baby ♪

- Up next, Kerri Colby,
Venus flytrap.

Ooh.

- Wow.

- This is why we don't use
fireworks on the 4th of July.

- Yes.

- Very, really--

- Oh!
- Ooh!

- Oh my goodness.

- Oh wow.

- This is the birth
of Venus flytrap.

- Body-ody-ody.

- This season,
I wanted to feel reborn.

I wanted to emerge.

This is a fully
realized moment for me

to just show it all,
be a little ugly,

a little scary,
a little ethereal, and baby,

just take it all in.

And in front of Chappell Colby.

[laughs]

- This bitch is carnivorous.

- Welcome, queens.

Tonight, "Tournament of All
Star" rules are in full effect.

I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,

and each will
receive two points.

Then the top two will lip sync
for their chance to win

$10,000 and an extra point.

Remember, at the
end of this bracket,

the three queens
with the most points will

continue on to the semifinals.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Tina Burner.

- Tina, your performance
was super fun.

I enjoyed it.

Here was the issue
for me, though.

You put so many
lyrics in there,

I couldn't understand them.

So if you had less words, the
impact would have been greater.

- OK.
- You're very strong.

Like, I know it was a lot of
words, but I think that's rap.

So, love.

- Thank you.

- This look is why
we were begging

to see something other than
orange, red, and yellow

when you were here before.

You look exquisite.

- You do look gorgeous.

Is that a lily
tattoo on your arm?

- Yeah, it goes all
the way up my arm.

- Wow.

- My mom used to give me
flowers when I used to perform

in shows, and she'd
always sign the card,

"You're a star, love, Mom."

And she was recently
diagnosed with dementia.

Sorry.

I just wanted to bring her here
with me because, before I left,

I told her I was going,
and she just didn't remember.

- We will all
remember it for her.

- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- Up next, the night the
lights went out in Jorgeous.

- Yes.

- I love the dancing.

You're so good
and so effortless.

- Thank you.
- Love.

- Jorgeous, your lyrics
were 10 out of 10.

Yours I was able to
understand a little bit more.

I think my favorite line was,
"Speaking of Mistress,

let's be for real, looking like
Godzilla in a one inch heel."

[laughs]

- Not too much, Michelle.

- I'm just saying.

- Look what she's wearing now.

- It was just very
smart, Jorgeous.

- Thank you.

- And I don't think you've
been called that a lot.

- Thank you.
- Ooh, the shade.

- That was somebody's line.
Was it your line?

- Ooh.

- I'm quoting Mistress.

- No, I know.

Listen, you got to be smart
to be a roast queen,

and, bitch, you have
proven yourself.

- Girl, it's easy.

Look at them.

- Ooh, the shade.

- On the runway tonight, it's
Jorgeous and it's so elevated.

This is what
an All Star looks like.

- Thank you so much, you guys.

Means a lot.

- From Atlanta, Georgia,
Nicole Paige Brooks.

- Yes, ma'am.

- I loved your opening line.

It's N-P-B F-A-G

- Nicole Paige Brooks
from Atlanta, Georgia.

- Love.

- You had some
really funny lines.

There's one I have
issues with, though.

Jorgeous, how did you get here?

You've been in Ross's
colon the whole damn time.

Now, my medical
records are sealed.

How did you know that?

- [laughs]

- Your OnlyFans.
- My OnlyFans.

Yeah.

You approached the rap roast,
I think, a little differently

than all the other queens.

You didn't try
to rush anything.

And because of that,
we understood every single word

that you said.

- You're just so
funny and charismatic,

and that's just who you are.

What I loved most
about your performance was,

how great did you look?

- Thank you.

- That hair was
the perfect size.

- The biggest thing I brought.

- And it was perfection.

And then you came out as
a beautiful cactus tonight

with a cactus
flower in your eye.

But what is this?

- This is the meat
of the cactus.

- OK.

I didn't know what it was.

I assumed it was the
underbelly of the cactus.

You have worms?

- This is a snake.

- OK, just making sure
you don't have a tapeworm.

- I look thin?
You're so sweet.

- [laughs]

- Up next,

Lydia Butthole Collins.

- Hello.

- I love this runway look.

It is totally theatrical,
but so fashionable

at the same time.

You had fun with
the big open mouth,

which, Michelle, I know
you've done as well.

- I'm familiar, yes.
- Yeah.

You look really beautiful.

I loved your opening line.

It said, ooh,
the butthole is here.

Let's gape these hoes.

[laughs]

Right away,
I knew that you were

gonna take us somewhere funny.

And you did.

- You looked nervous,
and that makes me unsettled,

because the mother in me wants
to go up there and help him.

You can do it.

Come on.

You were the one that also
put a whole lot of words

into your rap.

You had some really good ones,
just needed to hear them more.

- I actually thought
I could understand

you the best out of everyone.

I know that there
was a lot of words,

but maybe I can hear better.

[laughter]

- Ooh, the shade.

- The shade,
but also the truth.

- What did she say?

[laughter]

It's funny because
it's true, Michelle.

- What?
- Huh?

- Huh?

- Chappell, do you want
to say anything else?

- No, I said it all.

- Thank you.

- And I did,
but you didn't hear it.

I said a little bit more.

Moving on.

- All right.

MIB, y'all.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks.

- Mistress, you ate.

You were just going for it
with the look,

with the lyrics.

Really was about
the delivery for me.

When you were
reading somebody,

we knew who you were
talking about because you

were referring and indicating.

That was very smart.

- I can tell you're a Barb.

I know you listen to Nicki.

And I really like you because
I'm really scared of you.

- [laughs]
- I'm so scared of you.

- Oh, my God.

- And I love people
that I'm scared of.

- I appreciate that, thank you.

- This runway, I love it
because it's unexpected.

- Now, this is not
a traditional MIB outfit.

What sold you on it?

- I've always been perfection.

That's just what I strive for.

So I knew I had to
take it a step further

and elevate and really
step outside the box.

- Yeah. All right.

Thank you, Mistress.

Welcome to corporate
headquarters.

Colby Co in the house.

Kerri Colby.
- Hello.

- It's no surprise
that you bring

the fashion to the runway.

This is exquisite.

These jewel tones together,
they're so complimentary.

And you look like you
know you're serving it.

- Of course, baby.

- Of course.

- In the rapping roast, Kerri,
there was no roast in there.

- I approached the roasting
a little differently.

I felt like it was a little
predictable to hear everyone

have their names called.

I chose to read them
with subtle shade ways.

I did say bad built bitches,
and like, you can see it.

Clock it.
- I mean, I guess.

But really,
consider us all dumb

and we need things pointed out.

- I just looked
at your ass the whole time.

I don't know what you said.

I just was like.

Like, I was like,
whatever the fuck

else is happening
doesn't matter,

because look at that booty.

[laughs]

- I live for it.

Love you so much.
- Thank you.

Thank you.
- All right.

Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage, the
judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[tense music]

All right, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we're looking for the
top two All Stars of the week.

- Mistress was a 10
out of 10 for me tonight.

Her lyrics were hysterical.

Her execution was fantastic.

- And of course, this outfit
was a smart move for her,

because we've seen her
in the pageant clothes.

We've seen her do
the Mistress look.

This was not the Mistress
look, but it had a nod.

- When I think of Mistress,
I think of the word perfection.

Do you know why?

Because she told us
that she's perfection,

and that's what she delivered.

- And I disagreed with that.

- Yeah, right.

- I think that's a kind of
bad way to look at things.

- Absolutely it is,
because it literally

leaves no room for growth.

- Thank you.

- But I have to say, tonight
she did kind of back that up.

- I agree with her
that she's perfection.

Mistress Isabelle Brooks
is my number one.

- Every time I see Jorgeous,
I think to myself,

can I keep her, can I keep her?

I just love her.

The last line she had when
she was quoting Alyssa,

pause, pause--

beast!

It was perfect.

And on the runway tonight,
that wasn't just a jumpsuit.

That was so intricate,
elevated, and detailed.

- She just moves how I
wish I could move so badly.

Top two. Top two.

- I think the only thing
that could have brought her

to the very tippy top for me
was if the performance was

a little less busy.

She choreographed every
single word with a dance move.

Every single one.

It was a karate chop.

It was a shablam.

Everything had a move
and it didn't need to.

I loved watching
Nicole Paige Brooks perform.

I am sorry.

I understood every
word she said.

I thought she did
a fantastic job.

- She just exudes, like,
bitch, I know what I'm doing.

Shut up.

And I love her for that.

- I like how you say shut up.

- Shut up.
- Shut up.

The runway was good.

I thought the cactus was
one of the best tonight.

And then when she revealed
what was underneath,

it was almost like you
sliced a cactus open.

Why would you do that?

I don't know.

- Can we also add that she
struggled to take it off?

It wasn't made for a reveal.

- Yeah, it was very awkward.

- It's like taking latex off
after a night at the club.

- Yeah.
All right.

Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your rapping roast
performances and your Little

Shop of Whores
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars
of the week are--

[tense music]

Mistress Isabelle Brooks--

♪

and Jorgeous.

♪

- Thank you so much.

Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

- Condragulations.

You've each earned two points,

which means you're both closer

to the semifinals
and the chance to win

the grand prize of $200,000.

Ladykins, the rest of you may
step to the back of the stage.

[dramatic music]

♪

Mistress, Jorgeous,
this week you both blossomed.

But tonight there can
only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Prior to tonight, you were
asked to prepare a lip sync

performance of "Hot To Go" by
your favorite artist's favorite

artist, Chappell Roan.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me, win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the Tournament of All Stars.

The time has come
for you to lip-sync

for your legacy!

So good luck, babes.

And don't fuck it up.

- ♪ Five, six

♪ Five six, seven, eight

- Yes!

Come on, Mistress!

- ♪ I could be the one
or your new addiction ♪

♪ It's all in my head
but I want non-fiction ♪

♪ I don't want the world,
but I'll take this city ♪

♪ Who can blame a girl

♪ Call me hot, not pretty

♪ Baby,
do you like this beat ♪

♪ I made it so you'll
dance with me ♪

♪ It's like 199 degrees

♪ When you're
doing it with me ♪

♪ Doing it with me

♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O

♪ Snap and clap and
touch your toes ♪

♪ Raise your hands,
now body roll ♪

♪ Dance it out,
you're hot to go ♪

♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O

♪ You can take me hot to go

♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O

♪ You can take me hot to go

♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O

♪ Snap and clap and
touch your toes ♪

♪ Raise your hands,
now body roll ♪

♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O

♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O

♪ You can take me hot to go

♪ What's it take to
get your number ♪

♪ What's it take
to bring you home ♪

♪ Hurry up,
it's time for supper ♪

♪ Order up, I'm hot to go

♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O

♪ You can take me hot to go

♪ H-O-T-T-O-G-O

♪ You can take me hot to go

♪ It's hot in here

♪ Is anyone else hot

♪ Whoo, you're coming
home with me ♪

♪ I'll call the cab

- Yes, bitches!

- That's great.

[applause]

That's hot.

- So crazy, I almost cried.

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[tense music]

♪

Jorgeous, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

- Oh, girl.
Thank you.

Oh my God.

Ah!

- Mistress Isabelle Brooks,
condragulations,

you are also a winner, baby.

- Oh my God.

- We have a tie.

- Girl, I was thinking
how I was going

to not throw a fit right now.

[laughs]

- You will split
a cash prize of $10,000.

- Yes!

- Plus, you've earned
a half point each.

That's right.

You will split one
motherfuckin' point.

- Oh my God.

- How much it cost
for one point?

- How much it cost
for one point?

You will each
receive a half point.

- I don't want to be
splitting no half points.

But if it was anybody,
I'm glad that it's Mistress.

That's my girl
from way back when.

And now me and Mistress
are in the head

of the game with 4.5 points.

- Tina, Lydia, Nicole, and
Kerri, please step forward.

♪

All Stars, with great power
comes great responsibility.

As the bottom four queens,
you each have one MVQ

point that you must give away.

I'll let you decide which All
Star deserves your MVQ point.

Now, before you go, let's
take a look at the scores

as they stand tonight.

Jorgeous and Mistress,
you have 4.5 points each.

Lydia Butthole Collins,
you have three points.

Tina Burner,
you have two points.

Kerri Colby
and Nicole Paige Brooks,

you both have 0 points.

But this game ain't over yet.

Next week is your last chance
to win points before bracket

two eliminations.

So every point counts.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how in the hell

are you going to
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen!

- Right.

Now let the music play.

- ♪ You make me feel

♪ Whisper in my ear

♪ Whatever you have to say

♪ Long as you whisper to me,
eh, eh, eh-eh-eh ♪

♪ ASMR lover

♪ That is what you are

- Next time on the
"Tournament of All Stars"...

- Choose now which side
you're gonna be on,

the truth side
or the fake side.

- Girl, it is a game.

Am I causing drama?

What's happening?

[laughs]

- For this week's "Tournament
of All Stars" Maxi Challenge,

you'll be starring with me
in the movie Rusical

"Starbooty the Rebooty."

- Oh, my God.
[cheering]

- Playing fair 100% of the
time does not get you shit.

Baby, all bets are off.

[dramatic music]

- Die!

♪

- [laughs]

- ♪ You make me feel,
whisper in my ear ♪

♪ Whatever you have to say

♪ Long as you whisper to me,
eh, eh, eh-eh-eh ♪

♪ ASMR lover

♪ That's what you are to me,
eh, eh, eh-eh-eh ♪

♪ ASMR lover

♪ That is what you are