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♪ Who's the improbable duo
that you heard about? ♪
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♪ Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal ♪
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♪ Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent? ♪
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♪ Who's still standing when
You see the dust settle? ♪
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♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ If they can't do it
Then nobody can ♪
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♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ There's also Kevin
in the minivan ♪
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I can't wait to see Kevin.
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I know it's only been
two weeks, but it feels like
it's been forever.
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What type of camp
did he go to again?
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It was just like a retreat
where people go to de-stress.
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Well, he definitely needed it.
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What with his disastrous date
with Hiromi.
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Exclamation's
big elbow suit monster.
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The much greater evil
coming to destroy us all.
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Yeah, it all kind of
did a number on him.
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[screaming]
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[screaming and gurgling]
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Anyway, I bet he'll be
more laser-focused than ever.
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You know,
back to being our Kevin.
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Uh...
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Ah...
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My nears and dears.
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Reunion circle?
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[inhales and exhales deeply]
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Where are
your regular clothes?
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They're in a suitcase
on the...
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bus.
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Oh, well, clothes are just
the woven shackles of society.
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All right. Who are you and
what have you done with Kevin?
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I'm a changed man.
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I went on a magical journey.
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♪ When your whole world
is falling apart ♪
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♪ When your phone won't charge
and your car won't start ♪
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♪ You can let it pile up
and get you down ♪
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♪ Or you can listen to us
We'll turn it around ♪
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♪ You've got so many things
you're going through ♪
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♪ Take it from us ♪
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♪ We've been there, too ♪
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♪ You just stress in a ball,
it's a mess after all ♪
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♪ You could use a break ♪
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♪ Here's the best advice
you can take ♪
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♪ Don't sweat it ♪
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♪ Don't sweat
the small stuff ♪
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♪ Just forget it ♪
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♪ Don't you know
it's all stuff ♪
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♪ You don't have
to worry about ♪
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♪ Get out of your head ♪
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♪ Yeah, we'll teach you
how to... ♪
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♪ Don't sweat it,
don't sweat the small stuff ♪
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♪ Now you get it ♪
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♪ Now that's big enough ♪
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♪ For you to have
to worry ♪
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♪ And we already said it ♪
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♪ So, don't sweat it ♪
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All that planning
and overthinking
was driving me nuts.
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I'm totally chill now.
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No girlfriend,
no powers, no problem.
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But what about the much
greater evil that's coming?
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Those are
the alien's exact words.
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Meh, the universe has a way
of sorting things out.
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No, Kevin,
this might be the big one!
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Worse than everything so far.
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Don't sweat it, Gretel.
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Oh, speaking of sweats,
you should all join me
at the beach yoga class today.
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It will really center
you guys.
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I'm good, thanks.
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I'm not taking life advice
from a man wearing
a macaroni necklace.
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It's rigatoni.
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[sniffing]
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[sighs] Hello, little flower.
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You know how to enjoy life,
don't you?
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So, Kevin, I'm really happy
that you're way less
stressed now
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and that you've discovered
flowy cotton separates.
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- But shouldn't we be-
- Gretel, Gretel, Gretel.
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Take in the scenery and enjoy
the beckoning horizon.
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There's no need to worry.
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I'm not the one who worries.
I'm not good at it.
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Worrying is your thing.
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And someone at some point
will need to worry.
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Not today.
It's a perfect worry-free day.
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I'm gonna go and get us
some chamomile flan
before yoga starts.
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Oh!
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- [squawking]
- [sighs]
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I was looking
to unplug anyway.
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Enjoy the family bundle,
Mr. Seagull.
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Are you freaking out?
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Because I'm kind
of freaking out.
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Breaking news.
I'm still single.
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And so are all these other
desperate, desperate people
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here at the largest
singles event
in the tri-state area.
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I'll be joining the cruise
today in a professional
and personal capacity.
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[chuckles] One, please.
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This is gonna be your year.
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[Clem] Foolish singles
looking for love.
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Not on my watch.
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Time to make this boat go
ca-clamo!
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You know, like ka-blamo
but with clams.
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[laughs mischievously]
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Who am I talking to?
I crack myself up.
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Hmm, hamster,
i hate to make assumptions,
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but that large shouldered guy
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just pulled out
an evil looking device.
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- Should we go check it out?
- Probably.
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As you breathe
in the downward dog position,
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consider what kind
of dog you are.
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Kevin, there's a really
weird guy on the boat--
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[everyone shushes]
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Gretel, I am trying to find
my inner basset hound.
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- Let me mellow.
- But-- but I'm worried that--
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Don't be worried.
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- Just be calm.
- [all] Om...
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[sighs] Fine.
Let's go, Hamster!
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Your form is terrible.
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And that's
how I got into reporting.
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That's nice.
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I sell loose piano keys
for a living.
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I mean, it's not
a very lucrative profession,
but I really enjoy it.
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Hey, hey,
do you need an F sharp--
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Oh, not again.
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I should have been
a famous astronaut
like my brother.
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Do you want a moon rock?
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Maybe...
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I don't see him anywhere,
Hamster.
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Maybe Kevin is right.
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Maybe we should just go with--
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[exclaiming]
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[all screaming]
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No!
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Come here often?
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Come on, Hamster!
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[gulping]
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Hey, let go of that wheel!
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[Clem] Hamster and Gretel?
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[captain, muffled]
Hamster and Gretel?
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Slow this boat down right now!
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[Clem] What's that you say?
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Go even faster?
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[laughs]
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Who are you?
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[Clem] The name's Clem.
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Clem Clam.
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So what we thought were broad
shoulders was just
your clam head
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stuffed into a jacket,
and what we thought
was your head
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I was just a mannequin head
stuck on top
of your clam head?
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Yes.
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Weirdest catfishing ever.
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Okay, so why are you doing
whatever it is you're doing?
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Let me explain.
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Yeah, I think we're going
to need to sit down
for this one.
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I wasn't always a man
with a clam for a head.
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I was a man
with a head for a head.
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One day I went to a singles
event at Clam Bake.
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I was hoping to meet
the love of my life
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over some baked bivalves
as you do.
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- I know we just met--
- Yes!
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[Clem] I didn't match
with anyone.
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Sad, hungry and still single,
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I sat under a pier
feeling sorry for myself.
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Unaware that right above me,
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the guy was dumping a bag
of clam chowder.
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I ordered clam powder,
not clam chowder!
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[Clem] At the same time,
some other guy was pouring
out of a vat of toxic waste.
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I ordered toxic paste,
not toxic waste!
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[Clem] It all mixed together,
turning me into the creature
that stands before you.
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And then no one
wanted to date me.
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So your solution
is to sail too fast?
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Yeah, I don't follow.
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[Clem] You fools!
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I've set up
a toxic clam chowder device
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which is linked
to the boat's GPS.
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When we reach
international waters,
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it'll go off turning
all these singles
into freaks like me,
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drastically increasing
my dating pool.
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And I'll get away
with it, too,
because there are no laws
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on international waters, baby!
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As far as
I understand it anyway.
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Not on our watch!
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Clam dude punch!
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Ow!
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How's about some pearls?
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I don't have
the heart to tell him
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that pearls come from oysters!
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This is Veronica Hill
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reporting from yet
another date
that has gone horribly awry.
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It seems a half man,
half clam creature
has hijacked the boat.
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Looks like he's heading
to international waters
where there are no laws, baby.
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That's my understanding of it
anyways.
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[sighs]
I'm sure Gretel can handle it.
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- Can you handle it?
- Well, I'm really trying,
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but this guy keeps shooting
pearls and my super punches
aren't working.
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Oh. At least she has Hamster.
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Breaking news,
the clammy creature
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has trapped superhero Hamster
inside of its mouth.
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Oh, no, I wonder
how this works
into the universe's plan.
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[Veronica] The universe
must have it out for Gretel.
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It does not look like
she will win this one.
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If only she had someone
who cared enough
to worry about it.
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[straining]
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- Gretel!
- Breathe into this
perfect worry-free--
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[yelling]
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[man groans]
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Hey!
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[panting]
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Whoa! Who are you?
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Just go, go, go!
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Who are you?
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Just keep going!
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Just keep going.
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You'll never
get away with this.
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Let Hamster go!
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[gasps]
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- Kevin!
- [seagull squawks]
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What's going on?
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Bad clam trapped
Hamster inside.
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Need to disable device before
international waters
or chowder explosion.
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Okay, I'll take care
of the device and Hamster.
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You go slow down the boat.
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Yoink!
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You want it back?
You'll have to catch me.
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[panting]
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What's going on?
Where's Hamster?
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- Wait for it.
- Wait for what?
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Didn't you know steam
makes clams open up?
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Oh, Hamster, you're okay!
Hamster?
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Give me a second.
I'm trying to beat
my high score.
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Wow, We really went through
something together today.
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Will you marry me?
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Yeah. Okay.
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[Veronica] Darn it!
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The one that got away.
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In addition to the many others
that got away.
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But there is one who didn't
get away today.
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You can't arrest me.
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I was on international waters.
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Sorry, pal.
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You were three nautical
millimeter short.
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At least that's my
understanding of it anyways.
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Hey, Kev. I'm sorry I took you
out of your chilled out vibe.
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- But--
- It's okay, little G.
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- Don't sweat it.
- But I want to sweat it.
245
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You don't have to do the
worrying all on your own.
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I can worry a little for you
and you can hero
a little for me.
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00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,664
We'll split it.
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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,291
Deal. That way,
I could be a little bit more
laid back and...
249
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,710
My phone! No! Drop it!
250
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,378
Drop it! No, no, no!
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00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,672
Don't drop it! Land! Land!
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00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,966
And he's back.
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00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:15,842
[Kevin screaming]
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