Original subtitles

Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

[Click]

[Click click click]

[Beeping]

Girl: Uh...dexter?

[Grrrroww]

[Grrrroww]

Uhh!

I am afraid we have run out of time, dear sister.

Only one hope left.

We must send a message to the past--

stop this from happening.

[Crack]

Drat!

It is up to you, Dee Dee.

Use my time machine.

Go back into... The past...

And give me this message.

Eww! Gross!

Take it!

Give it to me in the past,

or I may not have a future.

Dee Dee! You have to be inside the machine.

Like this?

I'm doomed.

[Beeping]

[Bird chirping]

Oh, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter! Come quick!

You have to help! It's terrible!

You sent me, and you're all gross--

this better be important, woman.

You are interrupting my very delicate calculations.

I have a message for you from the future.

From the future, huh?

Yes. You sent me from the future, and--

stop! If there were a message so important

that it would require time travel,

I certainly would not entrust it to my idiot sister.

I would send it myself.

In other words...

I would not send you back in time even if--

if--if--

I was being eaten alive!

Oh, Dexter! Why are you being so horrible?

Please. I do not have time for your tears.

Why don't you go back outside and talk to trees

or whatever it is you do.

Fine! I will! And I'm not ever giving you the message.

Fine with me.

[Door slams]

[Door opens]

[Dee Dee crying]

Girl: What's wrong, Dee Dee?

Dee Dee: Dexter was just awful to me!

What did he do now?

I came all the way from the future with this important message,

and he started yelling!

[Dee Dee crying]

There, there. It's all right.

You just forget all about

mean old Dexter and his stupid message.

Einstein's ghost!

Aah!

Future Dee Dee, I need that message

you have brought from the future.

Ok!

Hey! Remember how nasty Dexter was to you?

Hey! That's right!

Please, future Dee Dee.

The information you hold could alter man's destiny.

I will do anything to possess it.

Anything?

Anything?

Anything? Anything?

Even...

[Whispering]

Ooh, I've wanted to do that forever!

Please, Dee dees. Anything but that.

Both Dee dees: It's that, or no message from the future.

[Beeping]

[Theme fromswan lake playing]

May I have my message now?

Hmm... What message?

Arrghh!

The message from the future!

Oh, you can't have the message yet.

We still have another ballet to perform.

Another ballet?

Yup.

The nutcracker.

[Bang]

That's it! I do not care what the future brings,

but you Dee dees will not be in it!

[Sweetly] Girls, would you join me over here?

Both: Ooh! What's this, Dexter?

Dexter: It is my yet untested interdimensional doorway.

You are going to test it.

[Bell rings]

Step right in, ladies.

Both: It looks scary, Dexter.

Nonsense. Lots of fun in the other dimension.

Nothing to be afraid of.

Both: Uh...Dexter?

[Beep beep]

[Grrrroww]

This seems very familiar.

[Explosion]

Only one hope left.

I remember this part!

It is up to you, Dee dees.

Use my time machine.

Go back into... The past...

And give me this message.

Message?

You meanthis

Dexter: "Dear Dexter,

"do not open the interdimensional doorway.

"There is a monster inside.

Best wishes, Dexter."

But this is the message I just wrote!

That means that i--and she-- and then--whoaahh!

I'm doomed.

[Beep beep]

Oh, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter! Come quick!

You have to help! It's terrible!

You sent me and me. You're all gross--

this better be important, woman.

You are interrupting my very delicate calculations.

Dexter: After countless experiments,

all testing proves negative.

No enhanced abilities, no physical mutations,

no nothing!

It seems you shall never become anything more than a mere monkey.

Monkey, this is agent honey q.

Help us.

[Shouting in foreign language]

[Car horns honking]

Come on!

[Continues speaking foreign language]

♪ ♪

[Tweet]

[Ruff ruff]

[Siren]

[Rat-a-tat-tat]

[Whistles blowing faintly]

[Jack hammers rattling]

[Muttering]

[Siren]

[Rarrgh]

Keep it down up there, will youse?

I'm trying to sleep!

[Tires squeal]

[Crash]

That's it!

Ha ha ha!

Hey, I hate mondays.

Ha ha ha!

I...am...magmanamus!

And for the past 200 years,

I have been trying to get some rest,

but due to the constant noise

of you puny, inconsiderate surface dwellers,

I have yet to have a good night's sleep.

So I ask youse kindly... Will you please be quiet?

[Silence]

Hey, that was easy.

Aah!

Everybody run!

There's a giant monster on the loose!

No, stop, stop.

Be quiet. Shh!

Aw, man. Shut up. Shut up.

Please shut up.

[Siren]

Aw, geez.

I said shut up!

Hey, wake up!

Come on. Sleep time is over.

Food time is now.

We will begin your testing as soon as you finish,

so hurry up, and--

[beeping]

Volcanic activity downtown?

A new volcano!

Oh, boy, oh, boy! I must check my charts.

[Ding]

Whoo Whoo Whoo!

Whoo Whoo Whoo!

Man: Evacuate city! I repeat--evacuate city!

Oh, shut up!

Man: Ok. I'm going in.

[Grrrroww]

Quiet!

Sorry!

Shut up!

Look! It's monkey!

He'll silence this beast for good.

Quiet, quiet, quiet quiet, quiet!

[Ooh ooh ah ah]

Yay! Yay!

I said shut up!

[Clang]

Ooh!

Oh! Quiet.

That's all I ask for: A little silence.

Is that so--huh?

Whoahh!

[Ooh ooh ah ah]

[Grrrroww]

I said...Be quiet!

Whoo, monkey! Whoo, monkey!

Quiet!

Now shut up and let me get some sleep.

[Sobbing]

Monkey. Monkey.

Monkey.

Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!

Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!

Aw, gee. Shut up.

Crowd: Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!

Magmanamus: Aw, come on, people. Is that too much to ask?

All I want is a little sleep.

Is that so bad?

I work hard. I deserve a little rest every eon or so.

I remember as a child I used to sleep...

Sweet, beautiful sleep.

I used to dream.

I dreamt I was a pirate on a ship sailing the milky way.

But not anymore.

In fact, I don't even dream.

What am I talking about?

I don't even sleep.

Oh, woe is me!

I...uh...

I...uh...

[Snoring]

All right! Yeah!

Way to go!

Our hero! Whoo!

Whoo hoo!

Quiet!

[Thud]

Dexter: And so, I end this fantastic voyage

Dexter: And so, I end this fantastic voyage

in the organism's Grand Canyon.

It is hard for any mere mortal to comprehend

the infinite amount of empty space--

[crash]

What?

I am under attack!

Dexter, in a tiny voice: Mayday! Mayday! Zero-one-niner.

Dexter: Mother?

Mother?

It is past breakfast time.

Mother: Ohh...

Mom?

What is this strange condition?

Eyes all red and pussy.

Tongue is coated. Pulse has quickened.

What could be wrong?

Mama's sick!

You fool! Mothers do not get sick.

They take care of the sickly.

[Weakly] I'm sorry, Dexter.

Ia

you'll have to feed yourself

and keep the house clean today.

Cooking? Cleaning?

These are not things a little boy knows how to do!

Ok, Dexter. You clean, and I'll cook.

Yes. Heh heh.

I'll clean.

A simple task.

Don't be skittish, Dexter.

You can clean.

Could this strange phenomena

be the substance mom calls du--

ack!

[Cough cough cough]

[Wheeze]

Vile thing!

That sister of mine tried to kill me!

What exactly are you making, Dee Dee?

A pie.

By any chance that wouldn't be apoison pie

no.

What is that white stuff you are adding in?

Flour.

Aha! Flowers are for smelling.

They are not for eating.

Poison!

Not poison--flour.

Now go sit down and let me finish.

Hmm...let's see.

[Squish]

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

I can hardly wait!

[Munch crunch]

Light, flaky crust,

rich taste,

but I can't quite place the flavor.

Is it chocolate?

No.

[Munch crunch]

Boysenberry?

No.

I give up. What is it?

Mud!

Oh! Mud. I would have never guessed.

[Munch crunch]

Mud?!

Ah, ptooey! Ptooey!

That's no way to behave while you are eating.

I am done eating, and you are done cooking.

We are done dusting, washing, drying.

These things are for a mother to do...

And a mother I shall have!

[Engine revs]

Live.

Live!

Live!

[Beeping]

It is alive!

Dee Dee?

Good. No sign of the girl.

Come into the kitchen, momdroid.

[Beeping]

Basic motor functions, excellent.

Incredibly lifelike.

Now, momdroid, make me a peanut butter and Bologna sandwich.

Not until you clean your room.

Heh heh heh heh!

Perhaps a little too

TV: Today, children, we are going to continue our discussion...

[Vacuum whirrs]

[Cough cough]

[Wheeze]

Ahh...

Zoom!

Dexter: Dee Dee!

Hand over the control, sister.

Uh-uh!

[Gulp]

Aah!

[Click]

[Click]

[Grr]

[Rreoww]

You have struck the final chord, Dee Dee!

Bye, Dexter.

[Clunk clunk]

Dexter: Oh, Dee Dee.

Meet momdroid 1000!

Dexter: Surrender the control, Dee Dee.

[Momdroids beeping]

Dee Dee: Back off, Dexter!

[Clicking]

Pppllll!

Maternal combat!

[Crash]

Dexter, look!

Oh, no! It is father!

Quick, Dee Dee! I will take care of this room.

You rebuild the kitchen.

Dee Dee?

Dee Dee!

[Humming]

Hmm...need to get that couch reupholstered.

Hello, honey!

Hello, Dexter!

Hello, Dee Dee!

Hello, honey!

[Sizzling]

Father: Hello, honey!

Ha ha ha ha!

Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

Enter at your own peril,

past the vaulted door

where impossible things may happen

that the world's never seen before.

♪ In Dexter's laboratory ♪

♪ lives the smartest boy ♪

♪ you've ever seen

♪ but Dee Dee blows his experiments ♪

♪ to smithereens

♪ there is gloom and doom ♪

♪ while things go boom ♪

♪ in Dexter's lab

public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute