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My sister, Otae, who works part-time at a snack shop met a man with a furry butt.
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If your boyfriend's rear end looked like an afro with a part down the middle, what would you do?
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I would love him, butt afro and all.
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Otae!
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In order to thwart this self-proclaimed Thief of Hearts,
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Gin declares that he is engaged to my sister, and ends up being challenged to a duel.
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Let's go!
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A fair...
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...duel!
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Hold on a second!
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The blade! The t-t-tip!
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Gin won with a cowardly trick you could hardly call "heroic".
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["Find the Silver-haired Samurai!!" The Shinsengumi are searching all over Edo.]
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[Odd Jobs Gin receives a new request... who is this old man?]
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Vice Chief!
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Is it true that the Chief was jilted by some chick?
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Not only that, he got tricked into a duel and lost?!
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Getting shot down by the ladies is nothing new for him, but I can't believe he lost a fight!
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Just who is this silver-haired samurai?!
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Pipe down, we're in a meeting.
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And there's no way Kondo would lose.
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Who the hell's been spreading such baseless rumors?
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Captain Okita...
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...was announcing it over the loudspeaker.
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I heard it from you, Hijikata.
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What was I thinking, telling that loud mouth?
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What?! You're the one who started the rumor?!
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So why're you chewing us out? Give us a break!
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What, so it's true then?!
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Shaaddap!!
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The next officer who talks about private matters during this meeting commits seppuku.
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And I'll assist.
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Yamazaki, you first.
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What? But I didn't say anything.
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Methinks thou dost protest too much.
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Hey, guys! Hey, this is a lively meeting for a change.
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Right! Okay, everyone...
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let's go out there and do our civic duty, shall we?!
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Huh? What's wrong?
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["Fighting Should Be Done with Fists"]
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Then it's all right?
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You'll go at it even if I try to stop them.
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Don't worry, Chief. We'll find him without fail!
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All right, let's go!
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Right!
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They don't get it.
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Do they actually think they can beat someone who challenged Kondo?
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Now get this!
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It's just one opponent!
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Find him!
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For the honor of the Shinsengumi!
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Our target is...a silver-haired samurai!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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You don't plan on beating me, do you?
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Not only is that reckless, it borders on arrogance, no, insolence.
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Enough to make me belch.
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If you plan on fighting, put your life on the line.
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I'll make it so you'll never belch again.
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We're not so lame that we'll succumb to just your fighting spirit.
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This fight isn't about belching, it's about brains.
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Never mind belching. Just get on with it!
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Good evening, everyone. I'm Shinpachi Shimura.
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Everyday, the trees turn greener.
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By the way, the reason why we're scowling at each other like this is...
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Well, it's complicated.
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Yo! I'm Goku!
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Hey, everyone! The great space war has begun!
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I don't know about the difficult stuff, but I'm really shocked.
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Hey, guys.
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I can hear you guys thinking out loud!
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That's pretty bad acting, numbskulls.
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Leave us alone. This is strategy!
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How rude! Calling it bad acting.
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They're saying "this anime is hard for kids to understand".
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Better shape up, or it won't just be moving time slots! We'll be cancelled!"
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So shouted Gintoki in his heart.
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Shouted? Gin, don't copy me!
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Dumbass! As if we can lose something like this.
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Right. This is one match we cannot lose.
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How'd it turn out like this?
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Anyway, take a look at this!
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[The Story So Far]
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The Odd Jobs gang - Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Kagura - went about their lives as usual.
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But a client shattered the peace.
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He was a carpenter and advisor of the Kabukicho Town Council,
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Ishida Pierre Genpachisayuemon.
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Age: 63. Astrological sign: Virgo.
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[Due to Mr. Ishida's ego, this image has been touched up 275%. - Sorry.]
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His request was for a carpenter's assistant.
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However, the request had a frightening catch to it.
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He only wants one person.
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Just one of them would work!
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[Due to Mr. Ishida's ego, this image has been touched up 384%.]
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They reacted instantly.
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A high-level negotiation going back and forth, voices and hands going non-stop.
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Proposals put forth only to be rejected.
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[Due to Mr. Ishida's ego, this image has been touched up 40 thousand trillion and 12%.]
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When the dust finally settled, they had decided on a method to choose the one.
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[Give us a break, you old fart!]
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The method was
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that greatest of challenges...
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Rock, paper, scissors!
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Ready, one match decides! No whining, right?!
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If I lose, I get one day of manual labor!
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I will not lose this match!
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No matter how I do it...
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I must win, uh-huh!
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Let's do it? Ready!
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Howacha!
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Set!
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What're you doing, Kagura?!
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This is Rock, Paper, Scissors!
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And what's up with showing your hand early?!
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The early hand is victorious!
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I told you, this is Rock, Paper, Scissors!
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All right! If that's how you wanna play, so be it!
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Hey! I said, this is Rock, Paper, Scissors!
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Ready, one match decides! No whining, right?
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Ready? First is...
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Rock.
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Hey, what's with you two?
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Didn't I just say, rock was first?
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In my family, this is rock.
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Oh man! What? Excuses?
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I don't know what you're on about.
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Well, you've got paper too.
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Again.
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Here we go!
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Do you even know what Rock, Paper, Scissors is?!
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What is that?
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Can't you tell? This is a crab.
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It's better than a stone.
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But you still can't beat mine.
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Whose family is that supposed to be?
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The kids are still eating.
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I said this is Rock, Paper, Scissors!
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You lose, Shinpachi. Work hard.
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Huh?! Why me? You both broke the rules, so you lose!
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Don't give me that! I'm just using my head! Quit acting like a baby!
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There are rules in the world. Don't you know that?
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Rules are made to be broken.
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Quit kidding around!
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Okay, Gin wins.
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Victory!
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Whaaaaat?!
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Too bad, loser. Work hard.
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That's right, Shinpachi. The customer is always right.
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Listen to whatever he says.
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Hey, what's going on?!
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Don't you know?
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To the winner goes the spoils of this job. Be grateful.
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No, it's not that...
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Have fun!
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[To the Silver-haired Samurai:
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Show your face at Shinsengumi Headquarters, you bastard!
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We're the police! Signed, Shinsengumi]
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Where are you, silver-haired samurai?!
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Come on out!
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Over here!
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[Shuei Construction]
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Say, I really can't get into this.
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Quit bitching! Haul these supplies to the site.
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There's the silver-haired samurai!
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There you are, silver-haired samurai!
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Th-This is...
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A samurai eating white rice?!
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Seconds!
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There's no rice for samurai like you!
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Found him! It's the silver-haired samurai!
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Gotcha! Silver-haired samurai!
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H-He's...
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...a samurai getting a haircut?!
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How would you like it cut?
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Just trim it.
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Just shave it all off!
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Just get with it. There's a mountain of work to be done.
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You don't get it, do you?
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When you employ people, you have to inspire them, make them soar. You know?
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Fine, soar as high as you like and make sure you don't fall. Here.
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What?!
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They've put signs up all over Edo and now the whole town knows about Kondo's loss?
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Yeah, they're going hog wild posting it up.
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And for all that, they haven't gotten any results.
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Those morons!
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What's the sense in telling the whole world your chief lost a duel?
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What do you want to do?
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If we don't do anything, the whole town will be inconvenienced and the reputation of the Shinsengumi will be in the mud.
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Let's go, Sogo.
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Go where?
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What? Kill him?
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Yeah, I'm gonna kill 'em.
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You talking about the silver-haired samurai?
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Yeah, I'll finish him off before this mess gets any bigger.
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Every other word you utter is "kill."
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The lessons of history teach us that nothing good comes from assassination.
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This isn't assassination.
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I'll just walk right up to him and cut him down.
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No need to go that far.
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Just haul in any old white-haired dude and the troops'll forget all about it!
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How about this one?
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Here, hold this wooden sword, wouldja?
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Pops, swing this wooden sword a few times and beat this guy's head in.
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At first glance he's not very imposing, but take off his glases...
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and..."wow" Hey look! It's Musashi!
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What's the point of drawing him looking cool?!
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You really want to kill that dude?
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All we know is that he's got white hair.
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He can't be just anyone if he beat Kondo.
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I'll know who he is when I see him.
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Yeah, it's me.
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Really? Got it.
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Found him?
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Yamazaki found someone who seems to be him.
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Let's go.
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This is the place.
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Shinsengumi! We have government business!
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What is your business?
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This is...
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...a really...poor samurai?!
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The only part that's right is "samurai"!
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Commit seppuku this minute!
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A silver-haired samurai.
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I wonder where he could be?
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You dirtbag! Put your soul into that hammer!
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If this was your head, I'd put my soul into the hammer, baldy.
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Shut up, you jerk!
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Don't talk like you know it all, damned wavy-silver-haired mophead!
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Can't find him. I think you don't have enough clues yet.
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Why don't we go back? "Ladies 4" is gonna start.
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When'd they switch? There's been a drama rerun at four.
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Oh, really?
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But hey, that drama's supposed to have a happy ending.
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You too, huh?
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You laugh on the outside, but you're crying on the inside, huh?
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I wonder.
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You haven't forgotten, have you?
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Back in the old samurai country, the one who pulled us out of that humdrum life
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was none other than Kondo.
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We, the Shinsengumi, can walk around town with our heads held high
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because of that man.
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We decided to follow him.
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Isn't that right, Sogo?
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So, Sadomaru III. The target is the butt.
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Hey, are you listening?!
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Dammit!
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Hey, watch it, bro.
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H-Hey, that's dangerous!
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I said, watch it.
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Say it with more emotion then! Got it?
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Oh, shut your hole.
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Like I'm supposed to listen to a stranger coach me on dramatic delivery!
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It's... you! The guy from that time at Ikedaya...
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It's... you! The guy from that time at Ikedaya...
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Oh yeah, I forgot...
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you've got silver hair.
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Umm, who are you?
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Is that you, Ogushi? Man, you're looking so important.
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What's up? Your pet gold fish ever get any bigger?
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Hey, Gin! Hurry up, will ya!
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Be right up! 'scuse me, Ogushi. Gotta get back to work.
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He took off!
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Whatcha gonna do about it, Ogushi?
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Who you callin' Ogushi?
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That jerk! He forgets me after just three or four episodes!
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Well, I think most would.
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Sogo, lend me your sword.
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Dammit...
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If I have to work all day with this baldy, I'll go bald!
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Sheesh! If help weren't so hard to find, I'd never have gone to your place!
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Don't screw that up, y'hear?
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Same to you, baldy.
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First bomb disposal, now roof repair?
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You've got no self-respect at all, do you?
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What's your story anyway?
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Bomb?
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You were there too, huh?
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Finally remembered, eh?
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There's no one even in the Shinsengumi who's that crazy.
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I thought Kondo was invincible
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but if it's you, it's a little more believable.
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Kondo?
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You two fought over a woman, remember?
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Is she worth it?
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Introduce me to her, will ya?
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Hey...the tip...!
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You're friends with gorilla-butt?
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What are you coming after me for?
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What's the big idea?!
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He may be a gorilla, but to us, he's our beloved general!
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He built the Shinsengumi up from nothing with just one sword.
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He's my brother-in-arms!
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I won't let anyone shame our unit...
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and who so ever crosses that line, my blade...
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...shall taste his blood!
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It's time for Ladies 4!
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Quit...
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...swinging that sword around!
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Nuohh!
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Huh? What's going on?
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Hey, Gin! You don't get paid if you're just playing around!
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Shut up, baldy! Call the police! The police!
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I am the police.
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Huh? Oh yeah. Man, this world is coming to an end.
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Heh, you're so right.
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I can't figure this guy out.
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I heard he used a dirty trick against Kondo,
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but he's not doing anything like that now.
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Far from it... he's not even defending himself with the sword I gave him.
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Could it be that, even though his life's in danger... he's trying to be chivalrous?
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Damn!
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Draw that sword!
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Killing a guy who won't fight back'll leave a bad taste in my mouth!
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Hurry up! Draw!
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All right, he's finally getting down to business.
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Your life or mine!
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Got him!
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What?!
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Parried! He got me.
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Okay, fight's over.
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Hey, baldy! I'm gonna take some sick leave!
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Hold it!
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You took mercy on me?
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Mercy?
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If I had any of that, I'd put it on my rice and eat it.
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You fight when you have something to protect.
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Like you tried to protect the Shinsengumi.
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Protect?
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Then what did you protect?
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My own rules.
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See ya.
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That guy's a trip.
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Wouldn't mind crossing swords with him myself.
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Forget it. Even you would have a tough time of it, Sogo.
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He may point his blade at you,
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but he's fighting on some other plane.
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It's beyond winning and losing for him, beyond right and wrong.
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Sorry, Kondo. He beat me, too.
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[Up next: Please Teach Us, Ginpachi Sensei]
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Ginpachi Sensei after these messages!
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[Preview]
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What is this?!
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Kagura, if you're gonna pick up strays, pick up something we recognize the name of!
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Huh? You're gonna keep it? No way!
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Mom'll never allow it!
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The next episode:
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"Eat Something Sour When You're Tired"
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[Prince Baka... Hata from Midland Star is back again.]
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[And this guy with dilated pupils, who was ordered to find a unique pet?]
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[Please Teach Us, Ginpachi Sensei]
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Please teach us, Ginpachi Sensei!
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Here's a question from "Go back to Ehime, Onishi."
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"There's something I've been wondering about..."
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"What," you ask?
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Well, Shinpachi said...
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"The anti-foreigner faction tried to drive out the Amanto when they invaded twenty years ago."
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"In other words, Gin and Katsura must be way past their thirties now, right?"
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Fine. Now listen up, because this will be on the test.
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The Joi War didn't end in just one year or so.
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When the Amanto came to Earth twenty years ago, Gin was still a little kid with no hair on his privates.
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The government got scared and were forced to open the country to the Amanto.
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And throughout the land, samurai fought back but got their asses kicked.
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At that point, Gin's pubic hair began to grow.
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Eventually, the Amanto infiltrated even the government and had their way.
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And it is during this time that Gin began his romp.
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No, I don't mean like that.
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And that basically sums up the several decades of the samurai struggle known as
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the "Anti-Foreigner War."
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Gin and the others got involved during the latter part of this period.
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In conclusion, Onishi, you go out and stand in the hallway and think about that.
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