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[Hey! Main character, wake up! Feeling lazy today, jerk?!]
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[Start your own damn show if you're done with this one!]
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[An Urgent Special Program]
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The great city of Edo.
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[Kabukicho 1st Street]
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Every night, people are drawn here in search of excitement and titillation,
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like moths to a flame.
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[Karaoke House]
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Then...
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[Shinsengumi]
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Third Squad, go around the back! Tenth Squad, follow me!
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Oh... Katoken Samba!
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In Edo there is a special armed police force that serves the government.
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They deal swiftly with rebellious elements that run wild in the city.
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And with exclusionists who engage in shady activities in the underworld.
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[Exclusionist Karaoke Contest [middle of room]]
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I'm a hopeless schmuck, but I'm still a person.
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I gaze out the window, but I'm still by the channel...
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This is a raid!
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We're the Shinsengumi!
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The Shinsengumi? You're with a television crew. What's up with that?!
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And you've got some nerve, singing karaoke while plotting to overthrow the government!
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Arrest them all!
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Why you?!
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For the next 24 hours, our camera crew will cover the Shinsengumi
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and give you the true story of what it's like on patrol.
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Give it up!
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You government dog!
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Close up! 24 Hours with the Shinsengumi Elite Police!
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It's no use trying to run.
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[Shinsengumi First Squad Captain]
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[Sogo Okita]
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How boring.
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[Why are the skies blue?]
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You bastard!
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Don't come near me! You'll never keep us down!
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You're an exclusionist. Don't go prancing around with geisha!
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[Pink skies are cuter.]
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Amazing!
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[Shinsengumi Vice Chief]
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[Toshiro Hijikata]
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[Shinsengumi Chief]
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[Isao Kondo]
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Huh?
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Where's Chief Kondo?
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Yeah, come to think of it...
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Where did he go?
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He's a lot more refined than we are.
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He said that he didn't want anything to do with a TV exposé.
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Wow. That's what I would have expected him to do!
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Right now, he's probably having a discussion with someone important in the government or cleaning his sword alone.
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It's not gonna happen... besides, my butt hair is too thick.
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There's no way a girl would go out with me.
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I'm no good.
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That's not true.
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You're just very manly! And that's attractive, isn't it?
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Then let me ask you this...
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If your boyfriend's...
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rear end looked like an afro with a part down the middle, what would you do?
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I would love him, butt afro and all.
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What a goddess! She purifies unclean things, just like a Bodhisattva.
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Butt...butt...butt...but will you marry me!
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["There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness"]
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[Kodokan Dojo]
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What?! Someone asked you to marry him?!
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Are you serious, Sis?!
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I'm serious.
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Yesterday, out of the blue, a customer proposed.
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So what did you say?
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Of course, I politely turned him down.
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He sure took me by surprise!
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I can't believe how stubborn he got about it, too.
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Otae!
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In the end, he was so annoying,
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I had to pop him in the schnoz and make a run for it.
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R-Really?
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I'd like to meet a guy like that.
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Otae!
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Otae! Marry me!
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I'm not the kind of man who takes "No" for an answer twice!
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My mom says women find more happiness in being loved than in loving someone!
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Hey!
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What are you doing up there so early in the morning?!
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You're bothering the neighbors. Come down, you jackass!
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Relax, officer!
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I...
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I may be a thief,
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but I only steal hearts, okay?
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Wipe that smug grin off your face!
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What a weak comeback! Get down here right now!
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Otae!
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Won't you just show your angelic face at least?!
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Otae!
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The Shinsengumi start their mornings early.
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Training hard from early in the morning so they can jump into action at any time!
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Put some spirit into it!
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Anyone who skips out on morning training will commit seppuku!
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Early morning, huh?
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Early morning.
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If the vice chief says it's early morning, it's early morning.
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This ain't early.
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10 AM is not considered early in the morning!
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Dimwit!
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As long as a man has spirit, he can do anything!
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This isn't spirit. This is stubbornness in disguise.
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Anyway, are you still playing badminton?!
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Come to think of it, I don't see Kondo today either...
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Did he take a leave of absence?
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Don't lump him in with you!
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This is Kondo we're talking about. He's probably training by himself.
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Ahh. That's just what you'd expect from Chief Kondo.
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He really is something!
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I've fallen in love with him all over again.
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You've got a strange admirer, Sis.
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It really is a bother.
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Now then, dinner will be...
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Eggs?! Sis!
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Eggs again?!
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Don't be picky. Eggs have nutritional value.
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I'll cook! You just buy the groceries!
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Okay.
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Phew.
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Her fried eggs
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aren't fried eggs. They're poor, innocent abused eggs.
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That's right.
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Oh well.
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[Go out with me for a hump.]
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"Go out with me for a hump?"
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What does that mean?!
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[I love you. -Isao Kondo]
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Oh.
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Otae.
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I may not look it, but I'm an athlete.
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I like tennis and scuba diving.
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Glitter.
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Do one at a time, you freak!
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The Shinsengumi have many different jobs.
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Including directing traffic in the great city of Edo.
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Hey, you there! Who gave you permission to change direction?!
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Don't run away! Anyone who runs is gonna get chopped!
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Now, now, Hijikata.
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Don't get mad.
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Just leave this to me.
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I'm not leaving anything to you!
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Hijikata, you sure have a violent streak.
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You should talk, Sogo! Don't try to pass it off on me!
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[Ran-Ran-Ran]
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That's the story, Gin.
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What do you mean by that, you bastard?
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How many minutes have passed since the show started?
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I'm the main character, but it's taken so long to get to me.
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Doesn't anyone have a problem with me not being in the show?!
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Eleven minutes, ten seconds.
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This is Gin Tama, isn't it?
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Isn't it?
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Hey!
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Come on!
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Right?!
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Huh?!
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It would be a flop if it was just "Tama."
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What's the point in calling it Gin Tama if I'm not on screen?!
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Well, it seems like the title for today's show is:
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"Close up! 24 Hours with the Shinsengumi Elite Police!"
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What the hell?!
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I never heard about that!
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That's because you can't be bothered to get moving.
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At this rate, the Shinsengumi are really going to be the stars of this anime.
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Really?!
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Oh!
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Now that you mention it, we didn't play the Gin Tama theme music!
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This is bad. This is Gin Tama! I'm the star!
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Aren't you glad that someone wants to marry her?
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He's got a sword in his belt, so that means he's important at least, right?
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This is your meal ticket, baby!
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Get yourself hitched before he discovers what you're really like!
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What's that supposed to mean?!
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At first, I thought he was going to give up, so I didn't give it much thought.
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But... he's shown up no matter where I went.
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It hit me that he's not normal.
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All right, thirty seconds left.
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All right, the home stretch!
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Stop chewing, Kagura.
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Chug it. Please! I didn't being any cash!
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Are you two even listening?!
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What? You expect me to do something?
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If you want me to take a job, then show me the money.
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Gin, you know you haven't paid me in, like two months.
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I could sue you.
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Can't pay you. Even if we do go to court.
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Come on. If you don't find some motivation you're gonna lose your spot as star of the show.
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Stalker-Pervert, where are ya?! Come out and get your ass handed to you!
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What did you say?!
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Bring it on if you can!
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He was really here.
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Boy, you sure are stupid to pop up when someone calls for a stalker.
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So you admit you're stalker?
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Everyone is a stalker in search of love.
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Listen jerk! A little while ago I saw you getting all chummy with Otae.
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Just what the hell is your relationship with her?
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I'm uncontrollably jealous!
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We're engaged.
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I'm going to marry him in the fall.
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Really?
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We're already lovers. He's defiled me this way and that way and every other way.
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So give up already.
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Th-this and th-that? And other thing, too?!
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No, they haven't done the other thing yet.
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Fine, Otae.
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I don't care how skanky you are.
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I accept you all the same.
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Huh?
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Just like how you love me, hairy ass and all.
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I don't love you!
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Hey, you wavy-silver-haired bastard!
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It doesn't matter if you're Otae's fiancé!
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I love Otae more than you ever can!
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I'm calling you out! Winner takes Otae!
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I shouldn't have made up such a pointless lie.
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Indeed. Seems to have just egged him on.
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And that guy must be pretty strong.
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Look how relaxed he is right before your duel.
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Like he's faced certain death many times before.
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Don't worry.
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If Gin's in danger... My umbrella will unleash hell on earth, Sis.
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Try not to kill him.
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Hey, four-eyes! Where'd he go?!
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Who are you calling "four-eyes"? He said he had to go to the can!
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That's awfully confident of him!
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Our reporting team has received information about an unruly drunk downtown.
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We've headed to the scene!
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You idiot! Can't I drink during the day?
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[Voice changed to protect his privacy.]
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Since when was it against the law?!
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Edo's protectors, the Shinsengumi have already arrived.
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Arrived.
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Arri...
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Now?! They just got here?!
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Bleep! Bleep!
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Hey, you lush!
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There's no point in putting up a fight. Surrender...
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What?! Who're you calling a lush?!
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This doesn't even count as drinking.
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Boy!
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Hijikata, can we kill him?
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Wait.
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There are cameras.
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Don't be so quick on the draw.
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You bastard! You got puke on my pant leg.
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What are you going to do about it?
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Hey, everyone, hold Hijikata back!
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You imbeciles! Let me go!
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I'm going to drag him around town and cut his head off!
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Vice chief, calm down!
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The cameras are still rolling!
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Don't film this.
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What are they doing?
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Well, it looks like a duel!
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A duel? Oh?
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Don't see that much these days!
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Rice crackers and caramel candy.
261
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How about a soda?
262
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Hey, is he ready yet?! He didn't run off, did he?!
263
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Dumbass. I wouldn't run away from an opponent like you.
264
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You came!
265
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You're late! Were you taking a dump?!
266
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Taking a dump wouldn't be very heroic.
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I took some sugar.
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[Sugar]
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Never heard of a hypoglycemic hero before!
270
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What a nice sunset.
271
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Duels are best at sunset.
272
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You've got some grace for a man with wavy silver hair.
273
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:03,050
And you speak pretty well for a gorilla.
274
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I-I'm not a gorilla! I may look like one, but I'm not.
275
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Whatever. Shall we get started?
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Choose your weapons.
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If you want to use a real sword, I'll lend you one.
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Whatever you like.
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This is good enough for me.
280
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Let's do this.
281
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Are you tryin' to make a fool out of me, butthead?
282
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Sorry, but I'm not noble enough to duel over someone else's life.
283
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,330
As a substitute, I'll wager my life instead.
284
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,860
I'm going to wager my life instead of Otae's.
285
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Even if you win, you don't get Otae.
286
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But I'll be out of your way...
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You can court her or whatever you'd like afterwards.
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Of course, if I win you'll keep your paws off her.
289
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He's going to put himself in the path of a naked blade,
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and protect me even if he loses?!
291
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Wait! Stop right there! Gin!
292
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You sure are a man amongst men.
293
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I think you're more popular with men than women.
294
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Boy! Lend me your wooden sword!
295
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You're a good man, too.
296
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Use this. It's my favorite sword, Lake Toya.
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Gin!
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Win or lose, we won't hold any grudges, right?
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You got it.
300
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Now, let's have a fair fight, man to man.
301
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Let's go!
302
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A fair...
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duel!
304
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Huh?
305
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,630
What?!
306
00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:49,950
Hold on a second! The blade! The t-t-tip!
307
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,150
It's missiiinnggg!
308
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:02,020
Sucker...sweeter than Tianjin roasted chestnuts.
309
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,220
I can't believe you'd accept a weapon from your enemy!
310
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:08,030
When I went to the john,
311
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I scored it with a deep cut, so deep it would split just from being swung.
312
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You bastard! You'd go that far?!
313
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Only a total dork would try to settle something so important like this.
314
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,520
Isn't it better to just mellow out and talk things through?
315
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,420
This is mellowing out?
316
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:29,480
Hey. Wha'dya think of my brilliant plan?
317
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,480
I've lost all faith in you! That's not samurai spirit!
318
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,150
You feel satisfied now, cheater?! Coward!
319
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:39,620
What are you saying! I defended your sister.
320
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I'm going home!
321
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I never want to see your face again!
322
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I'm going on vacation for a while.
323
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,360
Everything ended well.
324
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,610
But it looks like Gin got the worst of it.
325
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I feel like warmed over kitty litter.
326
00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:00,100
What a klutz.
327
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,930
But, I'm starting to get you.
328
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,200
The Shinsengumi's vice chief, Toshiro Hijikata.
329
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:18,500
He quietly patrols the city by himself even after a rough job.
330
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,700
What could he be seeing right now?
331
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,300
What's the fuss?
332
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:30,270
Well, there was a duel over a woman.
333
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,240
A duel over a woman?
334
00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:35,660
How stupid! What idiot would...
335
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,260
Chief Kondo.
336
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:39,580
Chief Kondo?
337
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,360
That's the Shinsengumi's chief...
338
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Isao Kondo?
339
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,560
You idiot! What are you filming?!
340
00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:52,140
Because of the work of the Shinsengumi, peace in Edo has been upheld.
341
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Really?
342
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[Close up! 24 hours with the Shinsengumi Elite Police!]
343
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[The End]]
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Third year, class Z, Ginpachi-sensei! After these messages.
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[Preview]
346
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Where's the guy that attacked Chief Kondo?!
347
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,170
He may be a gorilla, but he's our leader!
348
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,070
A silver-haired samurai? You're that guy!
349
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,490
The next episode: "Fighting Should Be Done With Fists."
350
00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:54,010
[A battle begins for the Odd Jobs Trio! What happens next?!]
351
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[Do JUMP anime always have to have battles?]
352
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[Third year, Class Z]
353
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[Ginpachi-sensei]
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Third year, class Z!
355
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Ginpachi-sensei!
356
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[Third year, Class Z]
357
00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:06,790
Hey. Close your textbooks for a moment.
358
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:10,410
Listen, Shimura's recorder has been stolen.
359
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:14,060
The thief may be in another class,
360
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:17,610
but I'm lazy, so I'll just assign blame to someone here.
361
00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:29,510
[MIND YOUR SUGAR LEVELS]
362
00:23:17,990 --> 00:23:21,500
Whoever stole it raise your hands. It's okay to lie!
363
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:25,290
If you do it now, Shimura and I will forgive you
364
00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:29,860
if you shove the recorder up your butt and play a chorus of "Please Give Me Wings."
365
00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:34,730
Sensei, we'd never grow wings if we did that.
366
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:37,840
Change the song to Match's hit song, "Settle It."
367
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:41,340
All right. Match's hit song, "Shy About My Butt Hair".
368
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,230
Sensei, I don't know how that song goes.
369
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,300
You just made up that song title.
370
00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:50,870
Okay, someone lend me a recorder. I'll play it.
371
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[Chikuwa]
372
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Sensei, use mine. It's broken and can only play the note "fa."
373
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,070
Your head is what's broken.
374
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:04,370
Hey, I don't care who, somebody lend me your recorder. A cute girl preferably.
375
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,660
No way! It'll end up tasting like cigarettes.
376
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:11,850
I told you, this isn't a cigarette. It's a lollipop.
377
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,270
Smoke doesn't come out of lollipops.
378
00:24:14,270 --> 00:24:18,980
That's because I've licked it so much.
379
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:24,080
Anyway, one of you girls, lend me your recorder! I'll lick and play it.
380
00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:26,180
No way in hell!
381
00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:31,330
Cut it out, girls! Sensei is desperate to find the thief.
382
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:38,060
Sensei, use mine. It's okay if it starts to smell like cigarettes. I have two of them.
383
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,330
Why do you have two of them?
384
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:50,520
Huh? Hold on a second. Are you really going to do it? Ah!
385
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,440
Sensei, can I go to the nurse's office?
386
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,100
[The End]
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