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The land of the samurai.
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There was a time, long ago, when our country was called by that name.
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With the arrival of the "Amanto" from outer space...
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Can't we skip this intro already?
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I'm getting really sick of it.
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Huh? But there might be people watching this for the first time.
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Don't bother.
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It's a world they wouldn't understand even if we explained it, anyway.
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They can follow along at their own pace.
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Don't learn it, taste it.
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What good is tasting it gonna do?!
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[The Client: Taizo Hasegawa, Chief of Foreign Bureau Department. ]
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[He's an important Ju-chin in the government. When we say Chin, we don't mean that kind of Chin.]
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I am very sorry.
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We looked everywhere, but we were unable to find him.
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It appears he is no longer within these grounds.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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Chief!
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"Not here" isn't good enough!
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B-But...
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I don't need your back talk.
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You Edo officials just have to do our bidding!
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Use whatever means necessary to find him!
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You heard me-now get moving!
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Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
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Chief!
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We must prevent word of this from leaking to the upper echelons.
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I know. I have a plan.
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Hey there! You useless naturally wavy haired lout!
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Today I'm making you pay every penny of the back rent you've piled up!
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Yeah, I heard you, I heard you.
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Guess I don't have a choice.
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Here.
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Adios.
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Hey, what's with the 230 yen?
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You're not buying JUMP, you know! Worthless punk!
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I don't have it!
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That's all I've got!
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Try to understand at least that much, you clueless old bat!
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If you don't have money, go swindle an old lady or two.
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Ain'tcha got any balls, curly?
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Always going on and on about petty things like money, money, money!
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If you wanna be seduced, just say so, you starved slut!
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What?! If you want me, you should've said so from the start!
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If you're tryin' to make me puke, I'd be happy to oblige you!
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You want a flood of complaints from the very start of this episode, too?
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Chief, that's the place.
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Hmph! Look, I'll wait just one more day!
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If you still can't pay, you're outta here. I'm serious!
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Let's go.
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["Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets"]
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What're you going to do?
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She even took the 230 yen that you were going to spend on JUMP.
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You'll be able to pay me this month's wages, won't you?
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I'm counting on you. My household budget is already smelling bad as it is.
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So is the breath of all those old guys packed onto the trains.
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Shinpachi?
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Yes?
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You don't have a girlfriend, right?
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What's with this, all of a sudden?
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Interested in going out with an older woman?
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Her name's Otose.
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Who the hell would go out with her!
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And what do you take a person's youth for?!
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Don't get your panties bunched up.
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Money doesn't come to guys who really want it.
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It comes to people who appear cool, and cause mayhem.
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That would be you two!
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Just you guys alone would make anyone's indecisiveness go away!
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Huh? Tube's on the fritz.
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Oh, it's coming in.
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Ketsuno is on the scene. Ms. Ketsuno?
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Yes, this is Ketsuno reporting from the scene.
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It appears that the mysterious giant organism
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that appeared at Oedo Hot Spa and destroyed facilities in the area,
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over the course of several hours, has disappeared.
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Hey, hey... Another alien got out of the terminal, eh?
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Quite a few, recently.
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More than the alien, the bigger problem is how are we going to make a living.
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That old hag.
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If it's about the money, I already told you I don't have any! You rotten hag!
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Huh?
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Chief!
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Damn you! What do you think you're doing?!
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Sorry about that. My mistake. I'll come back another time.
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Hold it!
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You're the Odd Jobs man, aren't you? Come with us.
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Sorry. Mom told me not go with strangers.
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Didn't you learn not to disobey the law?
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You're...with the government?
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We're with the Immigration Bureau.
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We came to hire you for a job, Mr. Odd Jobs.
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When you say Taizo Hasegawa of the Immigration Bureau,
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you're talking about that big shot government official who oversees all Amanto immigration?
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A big shot? Does that mean he has a big schlong?
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A beastly one.
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No, it means he's an important government official.
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And Kagura, a girl shouldn't be saying such things.
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At any rate, what does a government bigwig want with us?
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What do you want, Mr. Big Schlong?
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Odd Jobs, was it?
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I heard there were people who would do anything if I piled on the money.
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I've come to ask you to do a job.
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A job? Are you guys doing yours?
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Look around town. The Amanto are doing whatever they please.
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That was harsh. We're doing all we can, you know.
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After all, Edo's developed this far thanks to them, you know.
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And plus, they seem to really like this place.
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So we can't treat them badly now, can we?
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And the Amanto already have their networks rooted in the heart of the government.
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We have to stop dreaming that we can drive them off of the Earth.
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All we can do is to try to coexist with them.
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Hmm...coexist, eh?
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And you enjoy doing that?
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Well, never mind. So, what do you want us to do?
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It's a job we can't move on very openly.
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If it becomes public, the government will lose face.
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The fact is the government is in a diplomatic crisis
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that could have a decisive influence on our country.
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The prince of the Midland Star is staying here...
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And the prince has a problem...
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My pet, Pesu, has disappeared...
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Might I ask you to collect him for me?
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Hey! Hold on!
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You guys do Odd Jobs right?! You'll do anything, right?
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No, I know! I know, but take the job! Please!
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Shut up or I'll break your shades, Baldy.
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I'll yank off your beard, bastard!
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Go ahead, call me baldy.
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You can yank off my beard, too, but just take the job!
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We're in a bind here.
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The government borrowed quite a bit of money from his country.
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What do we care? It's your problem.
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If the country's gonna collapse just because of a stupid a pet,
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then it should go ahead and collapse.
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What do you mean by "just a pet"?
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Pesu is like family.
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Then please look for it yourself. Prince Pinhead.
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Hey! He's a pinhead, but he's still a prince. A prince!
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Forget the one who leaves you, and prepare for a new love.
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That's what a strong woman of today would do.
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He wasn't jilted, and it wasn't a woman!
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He's a pinhead, but he's a prince! He's a pinhead, but...
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We understand. He's a pinhead, but he's a prince, right?
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That's right. A pinhead, but a prince!
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I get it. A pinhead, but a prince, eh?
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In other words, he's a pinhead prince?
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No, he's a pinhead, but a prince.
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You keep calling him a pinhead.
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That's very disrespectful to the pinhead Prince!
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You just called me a pinhead, as well.
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Can't you handle a problem like that by yourselves?
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Well... We have our reasons...
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It'd be no problem for Mr. Odd Jobs, right?
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No. We may be called Odd Jobs,
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but we haven't lost sight of ourselves to the point where we would wag our tails for the government
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and do their errands for them.
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Let's go, Shinpachi. Kagura.
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See ya, Big Schlong.
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Just so you know, we intended to compensate you very generously.
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So, what do we have to do?
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Yes, Boss, we'll do anything you say!
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That was quick! Let's mull this over a bit more!
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What I want you to find is this octopus-like alien named Pesu.
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It's probably wandering around the city.
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Anyway, I want you to capture it alive and bring it back here today.
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Just because Pesu is like an octopus, would it be in the harbor?
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It doesn't matter. It can be anything.
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All we need is one lead, and we can go from there.
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It works at speed-dating parties.
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Hey, octopus jars.
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What if we set them in that area and wait?
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Huh? Are you some teenager who can't confess his affections?
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Waiting doesn't get you love or help you find an octopus.
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Stop this useless talk. Let's go.
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Hmm. I know a lot about sea octopuses, but I don't know anything about land octopuses.
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Why not ask a shop that sells land octopuses?
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I've seen many kinds of octopuses,
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but never one that looks like this.
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Hey, Sabu. Ever seen one that looks like this?
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Yeah.
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I think I saw a small one like that at the shop on the main street.
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So, did you want something?
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It's Pesu!
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Close, but no cigar!
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No, don't you think they look kinda similar here around the eyes?
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Do you look like your father?
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Maybe your mother?
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No! She's a human being!
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Are you people making fun of me?
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Okay, I've got it. From today, you'll be Pesu.
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Huh? I'm Vanessa!
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Okay, from today, you'll be Pesu Vanessa.
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Just plain Vanessa if fine!
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Anyway, please come with us.
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We're supposed to be looking for an alien octopus!
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Alien octopus?
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Huh? You know one?
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Now that you mention it,
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a girl who works here said that a stray octopus-alien was caught by the Humane Society.
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That's...
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Let's go, Shinpachi. Kagura.
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Right.
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See ya, Pesu look-a-like.
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No, I'm Vanessa!
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Gin, step on it or we won't catch up.
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No worries. It's more fun to chase than be chased.
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That's why young girls grow up to be adults by falling in love with love.
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There!
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Let's go!
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Hey, w-wait!
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Ow, ow, ow...
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It's a squid.
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Listen, this is just like going after a delicate young girl with a broken heart.
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We mustn't chase after it too far.
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The heart of a teen that runs away from home is also delicate.
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Adults don't understand anything.
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Gin?
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After all the searching we did, we've come back to the octopus jars...
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Octopuses like being in jars.
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Normally, you have to die before they put you in a jar.
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You're talking about urns for ashes.
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Gin, I was trying to tell you about this idea right from the start.
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It's just a tad different, I'd say.
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If searching around doesn't work, we just wait patiently.
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You just got tired of searching!
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After running around all over the place, will this really work?
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It'll work out. Well...er...uh... It will work out, right?
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Do you know the meaning of the word "responsibility"?
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Guys like you always end up getting dumped.
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Don't worry.
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Give them some sweet talk, and any woman or any octopus will come wagging their tail.
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Women don't have tails.
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Neither do octopuses.
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You were the one who said that!
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I don't believe it! He really fell for it!
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Um...and who might you be?
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Vanessa?
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No, it's not! It's Pesu. Pesu!
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Pesu?
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Get him!
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Stop, you!
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Hey! Stop shaking!
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You're not some young girl
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scorned by her boyfriend and treated gently by another man, you know!
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In that case, the second guy has all the advantages!
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In this case, our priority is to chase after Pesu!
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Now what?! We can't get out!
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Fine! Let's just roll around like this.
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Whoa, déjà vu!
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He's fast! Pesu is fast! We'll never catch him like this!
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Idiots! Once your feelings start to run, there's no stopping them.
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If we don't catch him you get to date some rich old hag, Shinpachi, you fool!
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Wives are passionate, stupid!
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Why is this my fault?!
256
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Look out!
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Ouch!
258
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We squished it!
259
00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:35,210
Ch-Ch-Chill out and help me find a t-t-time machine.
260
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You chill out! And that again?!
261
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,500
Sorry to keep you waiting. Here's what you asked for.
262
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Oh...Pesu!
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That thing is dead!
264
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It's not even damage-free, the face has changed color!
265
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It's all right. It's just at that age when it wants to wear makeup.
266
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Happens a lot during adolescence.
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All we did was flatten it with a jar and it turned out like this.
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What a weakling!
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Flattened it?! You did this?!
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It's not dead yet! Just, barely alive.
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"Just barely alive" is the problem!
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Leaving aside the fact that it isn't unharmed...
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We should be thankful the damage was not any worse than this.
274
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Damage? What do you mean?
275
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The seas on the planet where that thing came from are very warm.
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Pouring hot water on it will return Pesu to its original size.
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Hot water?
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What're you doing?!
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Boiled octopus, uh-huh!
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Wh-wh-what are you thinking?!
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Enjoying it in a delicious manner is the ultimate memorial service!
282
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Oh, it's boiled just right.
283
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Y-You idiot.
284
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P-Pesu?!
285
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No waaaay!
286
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Didn't you hear what he just said?!
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Pesu! Pesu's come back to life!
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Yahoo!
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I can eat my fill!
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See, look! It's alive!
291
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As if you had anything to be proud of!
292
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Whoa. It's pretty strong.
293
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You never told us it would grow like that!
294
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I didn't tell you, because you didn't ask!
295
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Give me a second. I'll shut that punk up!
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Hold on.
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Don't do anything on your own.
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Don't injure it more than you already have.
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Oh, I remember now!
300
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Is this that weird creature we saw going on a rampage on TV?!
301
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How're we supposed to capture something like this?!
302
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For that matter, how were you keeping it?!
303
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Pesu is an unknown organism discovered on a remote planet.
304
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He became attached to me, so I led him back to my ship!
305
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:02,500
He's not attached to you at all!
306
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It must be low on calcium.
307
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,130
Oh no! It's headed for the city again!
308
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Gin!
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Oh brother.
310
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Kagura, go buy some soy sauce.
311
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We're having octopus sashimi for dinner tonight.
312
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Gotcha. Soy sauce, it is! We're feasting tonight!
313
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,030
No, maybe takoyaki sounds better.
314
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It's lunchtime!
315
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Forget it!
316
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,200
Ow, ow, ow!
317
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What was that for?! Is that my brain leaking out?
318
00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:46,800
You mustn't hurt it! The prince told us to capture it unharmed!
319
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Unharmed?! Is that even possible?
320
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That's why I hired you! Now make it happen!
321
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No way, no way. I'm telling you, no way!
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Gin!
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Shinpachi!
324
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I told you not to hurt it!
325
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Help! It's going to eat me!
326
00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:05,170
Why you!
327
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:09,570
I knew perfectly well that capturing it unharmed was impossible.
328
00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:13,660
That pinhead prince won't get the message until the body count goes up a bit.
329
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,970
Hey! Are you listening to me?!
330
00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:20,260
So you're using my sidekick as pet food to get permission to kill that thing?
331
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,640
You guys are rotten to the core.
332
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I told you.
333
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,020
We have no choice but to coexist with them.
334
00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:31,980
Corrupt or not, I'm going to protect the country my way.
335
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,480
That's my bushido.
336
00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,250
I see.
337
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:41,690
Then, I'm gonna follow my bushido, too!
338
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,000
Wait!
339
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:49,360
It's one human being versus a whole nation.
340
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Think about which is more important!
341
00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:53,110
I don't give a damn about that!
342
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Shinpachi!
343
00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:58,040
Hold on!
344
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,620
Hold on, he says.
345
00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,440
Damn it!
346
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,320
It doesn't matter whether the government collapses or the nation collapses!
347
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:13,060
Until my body collapses, I will live my life standing tall!
348
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,060
Gin, your soy sauce!
349
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:29,110
Oh brother. That bastard's ruining everything!
350
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:33,160
Ohhh, Pesu! My precious Pesu!
351
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,110
It's like a fountain.
352
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,880
Hasegawa! What's the meaning of this?!
353
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:49,520
I told you to capture him unharmed!
354
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,600
How will you take responsibility for this? It's an international incident!
355
00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:54,770
Hey! Are you listening, damn it?!
356
00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:57,500
Live standing tall?
357
00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:01,680
It's almost like the goals a kid sets in grade school.
358
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:04,610
Come to think of it, Mom always used to tell me.
359
00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:09,530
You're slouching. Stand up straight.
360
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,400
And you enjoy doing that?
361
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:20,580
Mom...am...I...standing up straight right now?
362
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,990
...gawa...Hasegawa!
363
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:27,360
I'm going to tell my father about this, Hasegawa!
364
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,370
Shut up.
365
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:30,550
Shut up!
366
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:34,870
I said shut up you freakin' space flounder!
367
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,350
Was it all right to do that?
368
00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:52,280
Good question, moron. This here is the land of the samurai.
369
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,990
I can't just let them do anything they please.
370
00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:01,040
But you won't be able to police the Amanto anymore.
371
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,980
You'll be canned for sure.
372
00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:04,590
Boy you're dumb.
373
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:08,390
People who act on sheer impulse always ruin their lives.
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00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:56,670
[Preview]
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00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:49,740
Gin, will you stop lying around and get up already?
376
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:51,080
Are you even motivated to do this show?
377
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,590
It's only been two months since the series started!
378
00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:56,680
With the star of the show like this, we'll be cancelled before the end of the season!
379
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,780
The next episode: "There Is Butt A Fine Line Between Persistence And Stubbornness"
380
00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:06,020
[Only two months into the show and the series' future is already in danger.]
381
00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:11,030
[You think we should change the title character and start a show called "Shinsengumi Twenty-Four" next week?]
382
00:24:14,610 --> 00:24:16,060
Hey, Gin?
383
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:21,220
Why is the title of this manga "Gin Tama"?
384
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:24,470
Because of the raunchy title, "Gin Tama,"
385
00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:29,130
people have been complaining saying "we aren't allowed to buy the book."
386
00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:33,530
From what I hear, it's part of the author's plot to make high-school girls throughout the country say things like,
387
00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:38,660
"Hey, say, did you see this week's Gin Tama?"
388
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,890
He wanted to get it into the regular street talk.
389
00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:43,740
Seems he failed miserably, though.
390
00:24:44,630 --> 00:24:46,530
Well, that only seems right.
391
00:24:47,010 --> 00:24:50,570
By the way, Kagura, what is that you've been eating?
392
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,360
Takoyaki!
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00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:55,070
[Pesu]
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00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,510
Yuck!
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