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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Hi, I'm Marilyn Chambers.

It's late at night and I just can't

seem to get to sleep.

I know it's hard to believe, but sometimes

I do sleep alone.

My bed is usually a hot bed of

activity, but sometimes I just need to get

my rest.

All play and no sleep makes Marilyn get

big bags under her eyes.

Sometimes it's not that easy to nod off

and to never never land.

When I was a little girl, my mother

used to read to me from this book

of fairy tales.

And now that I'm all grown up, I

still find them very comforting.

I find it's a great way to relax

and let my imagination run wild.

From the adventures of Snow White to the

trials and tribulations of Cinderella, fairy tales have

captured our imaginations and emotions.

But times

have changed since I was a little girl.

And my version of fairy tales these days

need a little spice in the mix.

Like my version of Little Red Riding Hood.

She still has that red hood, but I

imagined her in something a little more revealing.

That is, if what she really wanted to

do was attract the attention of the local

wolf.

And the wolf, long a metaphor for the

male sex drive, would be a leaner, less

meaner wolf, but just as cunning.

And I think Grandma would own a condo

and be out playing shuffleboard.

Old Wolfie would take advantage of the situation

in typical conniving wolf fashion.

The wolf would also count on Red's notorious

nearsightedness and naivete.

Hmm, my Grandma would be...

Wow!

Wow!

Give that lucky girl a cigar.

She's not fooling anyone with that Little Miss

innocent act.

She knew the wolf would be there.

She had waited weeks for him to finally

take the bait.

Today's Little Red Riding Hood isn't so little

or reserved.

And she's not so easily duped.

Oh, and did I mention she also has

a great ass?

Exactly why did they call her Little Red

Riding Hood?

When she obviously hadn't been on horseback, for

years.

Oh, I see that that girl could really

ride.

That's some tale, isn't it Wolfie?

Hmm, here's a real scary character from folklore.

The Wicked Witch.

What fairy tale would be complete without a

Wicked Witch?

But our witch is the best kind.

Wicked yet wild.

She's an upgraded sorceress for the new millennium.

Prepare to be beguiled by her inherent charms.

Boil, boil, toils, no trouble for this bewitching

vixen.

Our next sexy babe adds new meaning to

the words, happily ever after.

This beauty was in need of a little

romance.

But the beast next to her was sound

asleep.

Love is a rose, but you better not

pick it.

Don't say I didn't warn her.

She was waiting for her prince to come.

It was all just a sweet dream.

Or was it?

Here's a look at some of my own

brand of sorcery.

Hear me now, ye who know the words.

Once, I came across a magic book of

spells.

For now, arise and reveal the eternal science

of being.

The charms of making, arise!

These spells helped people overcome their inhibitions.

What in the name of Stephen King is

this?

In our day and age, there certainly are

a lot of inhibitions to overcome.

What's going on?

I have no idea.

Sometimes it takes someone with a magic touch

to give things a shove in the right

direction.