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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Hi, I'm Marilyn Chambers.
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It's late at night and I just can't
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seem to get to sleep.
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I know it's hard to believe, but sometimes
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I do sleep alone.
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My bed is usually a hot bed of
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activity, but sometimes I just need to get
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my rest.
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All play and no sleep makes Marilyn get
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big bags under her eyes.
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Sometimes it's not that easy to nod off
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and to never never land.
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When I was a little girl, my mother
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used to read to me from this book
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of fairy tales.
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And now that I'm all grown up, I
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still find them very comforting.
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I find it's a great way to relax
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and let my imagination run wild.
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From the adventures of Snow White to the
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trials and tribulations of Cinderella, fairy tales have
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captured our imaginations and emotions.
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But times
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have changed since I was a little girl.
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And my version of fairy tales these days
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need a little spice in the mix.
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Like my version of Little Red Riding Hood.
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She still has that red hood, but I
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imagined her in something a little more revealing.
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That is, if what she really wanted to
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do was attract the attention of the local
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wolf.
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And the wolf, long a metaphor for the
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male sex drive, would be a leaner, less
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meaner wolf, but just as cunning.
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And I think Grandma would own a condo
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and be out playing shuffleboard.
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Old Wolfie would take advantage of the situation
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in typical conniving wolf fashion.
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The wolf would also count on Red's notorious
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nearsightedness and naivete.
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Hmm, my Grandma would be...
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Wow!
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Wow!
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Give that lucky girl a cigar.
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She's not fooling anyone with that Little Miss
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innocent act.
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She knew the wolf would be there.
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She had waited weeks for him to finally
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take the bait.
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Today's Little Red Riding Hood isn't so little
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or reserved.
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And she's not so easily duped.
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Oh, and did I mention she also has
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a great ass?
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Exactly why did they call her Little Red
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Riding Hood?
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When she obviously hadn't been on horseback, for
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years.
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Oh, I see that that girl could really
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ride.
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That's some tale, isn't it Wolfie?
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Hmm, here's a real scary character from folklore.
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The Wicked Witch.
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What fairy tale would be complete without a
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Wicked Witch?
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But our witch is the best kind.
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Wicked yet wild.
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She's an upgraded sorceress for the new millennium.
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Prepare to be beguiled by her inherent charms.
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Boil, boil, toils, no trouble for this bewitching
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vixen.
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Our next sexy babe adds new meaning to
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the words, happily ever after.
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This beauty was in need of a little
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romance.
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But the beast next to her was sound
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asleep.
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Love is a rose, but you better not
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pick it.
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Don't say I didn't warn her.
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She was waiting for her prince to come.
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It was all just a sweet dream.
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Or was it?
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Here's a look at some of my own
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brand of sorcery.
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Hear me now, ye who know the words.
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Once, I came across a magic book of
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spells.
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For now, arise and reveal the eternal science
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of being.
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The charms of making, arise!
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These spells helped people overcome their inhibitions.
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What in the name of Stephen King is
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this?
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In our day and age, there certainly are
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a lot of inhibitions to overcome.
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What's going on?
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I have no idea.
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Sometimes it takes someone with a magic touch
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to give things a shove in the right
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direction.
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