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-♪
-[gobbling]
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[folk music playing]
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[gobbles]
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[crunching, gulps]
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♪
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D'oh!
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♪
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♪
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-[buzzer sounding]
-huh?
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Our first thanksgiving
since homer passed away.
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-More turkey, please.
-Aw.
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Thank god we still have
his hologram.
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[clanking]
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All right, everyone.
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Get out
your remembrance candles.
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Granny lisa,
why do we light a candle
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Every thanksgiving?
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In remembrance of
the great blackout
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That almost destroyed our town
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When we actually had to
write things down by hand.
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(gasping, whimpering)
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It started on
a cold November day.
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Back when you could actually see
snow outside of a museum.
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[wind howling]
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[kent] goodbye, autumn, hello, novem-brrr.
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A powerful winter storm
is headed our way.
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-Homie.
-♪ aloha 'oe ♪
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Homie, wake up.
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♪ aloha 'oe... ♪ [groans]
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This isn't hawaii.
It's never hawaii.
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It's just stupid america.
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There's a winter storm
coming in.
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[scoffs] winter storm.
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I refuse to be scared
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Unless there's
some terrifying new term for it.
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It's an arctic blast
with a bomb cyclone
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And a chance of firenado,
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Or as we in the news business
call it,
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-And "arcticonado."
-[homer screams]
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None of us call it that, kent.
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Pipe down, arnie.
I'm selling hoodies.
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[homer humming]
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-Homer, this is important.
-Hmm?
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Did you put up the storm windows
like you promised?
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[lisa]
there are two things I've leaned are completely worthless:
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Scented toilet paper and a promise from homer simpsons.
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-[wind whistles]
-[ralph whimpering]
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I'll put 'em up
right after work.
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You're going to work in that?
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It's hawaiian day,
and the guys elected me
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King kamehameha.
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Let the goofing off at work
commence.
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[toots]
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-[wind whistles]
-[homer groans]
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Ew, bacon.
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Mmm.
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-[wind whistles]
-[gasps]
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[grunting]
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[exhales]
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Now, kids, I know the forecast
says it's triple-mitten weather,
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But the good news is, it's less
than one week till turkey day.
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Mom! Can we please not
call it "turkey day"?
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You're celebrating
the slaughter of a living thing.
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Lisa, you always
slaughter the mood.
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You know, there are some amazing
faux turkeys to eat now.
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Said no one, ever.
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Right now,
they're perfecting the taste,
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But in the future, faux turkeys
will taste really good.
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[munching] hmm.
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Nope. Still sucks.
[groans, coughs]
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But for this year, my menu
is already up on the fridge.
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And it really means a lot to me.
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It's our first thanksgiving
with maggie.
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I'm finally not pregnant,
so I can drink.
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I call a drumstick.
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Nice try, boy,
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But we agreed I'd get
both drumsticks
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Every thanksgiving
on the day you were born.
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Aw, no fair.
I was too young to sign that.
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I believe this is
your foot, is it not?
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-And I had it notarized.
-Why you giant...
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-[grunting]
-[chocking]
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[sighs]
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[lisa]
but the worst was yet to come.
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That thanksgiving would surpass christmas and my birthday
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As the saddest day of the year.
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[hawaiian music playing]
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[slurping]
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Welcome, or as they say
in hawaii: Welcome.
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You're probably wondering
why we chose this special day
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To have this celebration of you,
my workers
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And dear, dear friends.
[chuckles]
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Smithers, I need a distraction
so those unionized money-sucks
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Don't see the new
cheaper replacements
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I'm bringing in
to take their jobs.
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Why don't we throw
a hawaiian day?
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Aloha-ha-ha-ha.
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Now enjoy, relax, mahalo,
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Knowing your jobs are secure
and I could never replace you.
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[cheering, laughing]
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Nothing ulterior
about that statement.
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We love you!
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That's the last
we'll see of them.
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Welcome, nonunion workers.
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In an older era,
they'd call you scabs.
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Now you're just friends
without benefits.
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[chuckles]
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[machines whirring rhythmically]
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♪
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♪ see here, smithers, here's my theory ♪
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♪ of how to cut down what people earn ♪
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♪ every worker should be nonunion ♪
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♪ that's the genius of monty burns ♪
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[tap dancing]
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♪ they've got no health care, they've got no dental ♪
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♪ there's just one bathroom, so they take turns ♪
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♪ and all the money and all the power ♪
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♪ are in the clutches of monty burns ♪
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♪ hallelujah ♪
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♪ make us grovel ♪
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♪ for your energy ♪
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♪ speed up the core, speed up the core, man ♪
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♪ speed up the core, speed up the core, man ♪
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♪ speed up the, speed up the, speed up the, speed up ♪
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♪ the core ♪
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♪ rig detectors and bribe inspectors ♪
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♪ skip the training 'cause no one learns ♪
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♪ even people who ain't too clever ♪
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♪ can work for minimum wage forever ♪
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♪ broken parts can be glued together ♪
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♪ for monty burns ♪
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♪ monty burns, monty burns ♪
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♪ monty burns. ♪
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[cheering]
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Smithers, how do these nonunion
avocado toasts sing so well?
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Oh, they're all graduates of
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Prestigious college
theater programs.
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-Ah.
-That entire section
is julliard.
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[harmonizing]
♪ it's this or teach. ♪
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♪
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Somebody should clean these up.
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I nominate king kamehameha.
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I'm starting to think
this king thing is just a trick
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To get me to do all the work.
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No, no. It's a very great honor,
your gullibility.
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[laughter]
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[grunting]
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Hmm. [grunts]
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Mm, mm.
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Whew! Not gonna make
that mistake.
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[automated voice]
waste disposed safely.
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Thank you.
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Now to call
jeff bezos and elon musk
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And reclaim my title of
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The world's most
self-serving billionaire.
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Where can I plug in my phone?
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[electrical crackling]
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Uh, sir, I'm afraid we already
over-amped on that outlet.
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I'll over-amp you.
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[crackling]
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[whooshing]
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Put it out! Put it out!
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♪ we don't know how. ♪
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But we can dance stravinsky's
"firebird" around it.
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["the firebird" playing]
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[alarm blaring]
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[panicked shouting]
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[squealing]
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Homer, what did you do in there?
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I did exactly
what I was supposed to do.
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[automated voice over speakers]
attention, plant employees.
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See? She'll tell you.
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Plant meltdown imminent.
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Please take this time to get right with your god.
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♪
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Now please put your name tag inside your mouth
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For the easy identification of your skull.
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[panicked shouting]
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[alarm continues blaring]
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Where are you going?
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Uh, to get help.
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Don't leave me, uncle monty!
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-Smithers,
did you grease the struts?
-Yes, sir.
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[screaming]
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Yarr... You kidding me?!
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[automated voice]
fire extinguished.
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Plant ruined,
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And you are all now out of work.
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-Happy thanksgiving.
-[toots]
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[lisa]
we had no powerand no prospects of getting any.
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[crowd cheering]
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[crowd gasping]
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-What is it? What is it?
-We'll never know!
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[lisa]
but whenever there's a threat to civilization,
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Good people always set aside their differences
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And blame a scapegoat.
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All right, so,
who screwed up here?
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Homer?
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[chanting]
homer. Homer. Homer.
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I agree.
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We should find a scapegoat,
but who?
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[chanting]
you. You. You.
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I can't believe this.
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I love you guys,
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And now you want to
throw me under the bus?
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Great idea.
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Hey!
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"throwing someone under the bus"
is a figure of speech.
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Like, "I'll start my diet
tomorrow,"
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Or "I love my children equally."
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Okay, homer. Fair enough.
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Ten-second head start!
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Ten, nine, eight, seven...
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You could've at least
done mississippi!
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[wind whistling]
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-[door rattles]
-[gasps] who's there?
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♪
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Watch it. I have pepper spray.
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[homer]
mmm... Pepper spray.
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[salivating]
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Homer?
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I put in all the storm windows,
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And I bought brand-new batteries
for all the flashlights.
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-Huh? Huh?
-[gasps]
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[lisa]
there was nothing that alarmed my mother more
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Than a helpful homer.
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Homer simpson,
did you have anything to do
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With the blackout?
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Everybody thinks I did,
but I didn't.
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But I don't care because
you believe, marge, don't you?
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I'm trying.
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Eh. Could've been worse.
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[cries out]
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Once again,
the whole town is mad at dad.
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Bart, do you know
how many furious mobs
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The average family
has to contend with?
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Hmm, six?
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Zero. Zero!
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You did do this.
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Marge, in every marriage,
a spouse gets to say one time,
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"you have got to believe me."
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Yes, and you've done it
18 times.
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Look in my eyes.
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You've said that before.
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Hold my hand
and look in my eyes.
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You've said that before.
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Hold my hand, look in my eyes
and feel my heart.
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Also, if you can
examine my prostate...
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All right, all right.
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[grunting]
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I don't know.
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Mom!
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I was aiming for his eye.
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Mom, dad, please give us hope.
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It's what parents do.
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Don't worry, kids.
The government will help.
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The government cannot
help itself,
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Let alone you.
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00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,529
I have just been authorized
to commission a study
260
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:23,032
On whether or not a study
should be commissioned.
261
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:24,534
Finally. Thank you.
262
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:27,203
So, to take your minds
off your troubles,
263
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,205
I propose some kind of games.
264
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,124
Either "hunger" or "squid."
265
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,084
With that in mind,
tomorrow we will begin
266
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,670
With everyone attempting
to kill milhouse.
267
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,797
I finally got picked first.
268
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,382
Boo-yeah!
269
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,426
-[tires screeching]
-[man grunting]
270
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,969
[woman] take this.
271
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,183
[people talking angrily
outside]
272
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,771
No laptop, no kindle.
What do I do?
273
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,231
[gasps] I'll read a book.
274
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,233
Hmm.
275
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,818
I might learn something.
276
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,820
This pioneer girl was happy.
277
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,614
I'm not happy.
278
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,990
This is a nightmare.
279
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,950
My pa moved us out of wisconsin
280
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,827
Because he thought
it was too fancy.
281
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,037
Wisconsin?
282
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,331
And before you want to be me,
283
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,707
Answer this:
284
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,959
Did you ever kill a chicken?
285
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,253
Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.
286
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,797
So was I.
287
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:22,008
[lisa]
that as the moment I began my remembrance book.
288
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:25,136
[in frontier accent] and in my memory, I sound like this.
289
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,348
People were made ofstronger stuff in pioneer days,
290
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,518
Until they died of agony at 39.
291
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,894
[wind whistling]
292
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:36,231
Well, if nothing else,
I can try to save thanksgiving.
293
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:39,359
[gasps] the food is gone.
294
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:42,529
Homer, is there an explanation?
295
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,863
Yes, there is.
296
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,698
-I--
-no more explanations.
297
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,077
I can't take it. [sobbing]
298
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,789
Dad, I'm really sad.
What do I do?
299
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,165
I don't know. Go outside.
300
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,626
-Build a snowman.
-I can't bring another life
301
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,044
Into this awful world.
302
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,046
-Shoo!
-[moans]
303
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,923
I have a little juice.
304
00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,675
I can call tech support.
305
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,844
[ropes creaking]
306
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,512
[groans]
307
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,346
[grunts]
308
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,098
You think you miss the internet?
309
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,975
[bell clanging]
310
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,601
Hear ye, hear ye.
311
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:16,896
The latest matrix movie
was severely disappointing.
312
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,190
Do not take the red pill
or the blue pill.
313
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,401
You need no dose for this one.
314
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,902
End of "tweet."
315
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,362
Hey, like.
316
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,073
In fact,
I'm going to "follow" you.
317
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,825
-[scatting]
-yes, mute.
318
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,869
-♪ giving you likes and following you ♪
-mute, mute.
319
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,495
[scatting]
320
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,415
[ragtime piano playing]
321
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,459
[piano music stops]
322
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,798
You! How dare you show your face
in here.
323
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,174
Moe, it's me.
324
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,926
And beneath all the drinking
and the jokes,
325
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,761
We have a real relationship.
326
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,096
And that means something.
327
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,347
What are you getting at?
328
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,432
Come on, man.
329
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,435
Deep down, we kind of
love each other.
330
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,314
Love you, too.
331
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:01,941
[homer moans]
332
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,359
It's hopeless.
333
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,895
Everyone in this town hates us.
334
00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:09,407
But some not as much.
I brought firewood.
335
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,369
Whoa, grampa.
How'd you score that?
336
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:17,040
For your information, I grew up
in a cruel world like this,
337
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,543
Back in the '30s or '50s,
or whatever makes sense now.
338
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:24,088
[laughs] now let me get
that fire going for you.
339
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,093
[all]
ah!
340
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,554
Grampa, you saved us!
341
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:35,141
[chuckles] well, old people
have a lot of wisdom
342
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,434
If you take the time to--
343
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,394
She said thank you.
344
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,773
[jaunty tune playing
345
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,650
[lisa, in frontier accent] we were more than happy.
346
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,485
We were a family again.
347
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,528
♪
348
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,408
[thumping]
349
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,035
Oh, what was that?
350
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,870
Go back to sleep, sweetie.
351
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,330
Tomorrow's Sunday.
352
00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,917
You don't have to start
your chores till 4:00 a.M.
353
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,962
[yawns] thanks, grampa.
354
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,381
[truck engine starting]
355
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:09,926
We'll finally be rid of that
homer simpson once and for all.
356
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,470
And then I'll be the town idiot.
357
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,430
[chuckles] mm.
358
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,725
♪
359
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,192
[creaking]
360
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,447
[creaking]
361
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:35,785
Oh, my god! "city celebrates
explosion of the simpsons."
362
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:36,869
[marge groaning]
363
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,747
That's "expulsion"
of the simpsons.
364
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,957
Oh, whew.
365
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,625
Which means they
kicked us out forever.
366
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:43,710
Damn it!
367
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,920
Why won't people
believe I'm innocent?
368
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,588
-[creaking]
-oh, it's hopeless.
369
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,258
-[yowling]
-whoa, cool!
370
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,679
[playing jaunty tune]
371
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,098
[sighs] I guess there's
one good thing.
372
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,683
At least there's
no more stupid--
373
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,018
Howdy, neighbor.
374
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,478
I asked them to move my house
right next to yours.
375
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,980
[homer groans]
376
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,234
Well, at least you
believe me, flanders.
377
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,738
Yes, but I also believe in
a holy ghost no one can see.
378
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:14,574
In the name of the father and
the son and the spooky plus one.
379
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,493
[groans] I haven't slept
for two nights.
380
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:21,330
Because my choice is either to
be furious at you for the lie,
381
00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:24,459
Or to believe you
and feel like a fool.
382
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:25,960
[groans]
383
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,546
Okay, okay,
I'm going to believe it.
384
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,380
[gulps]
385
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,842
Ugh. Now I'm actually in pain.
386
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,093
No pain, no gain.
387
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,596
I can't go on faith anymore.
388
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:41,059
I have to have a reason
to believe you. [groans]
389
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,643
There is. Oh, my god.
390
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,396
Do you remember when you thought
I ate the food in the fridge?
391
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,522
Yes?
392
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,648
Well, I didn't.
393
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,276
I put it under the snow
to keep it fresh.
394
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,528
Like in lisa's
stupid pioneer book.
395
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,780
Oh, my god.
396
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,656
[gasps]
you're telling the truth.
397
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,575
And if you're telling
the truth about that,
398
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,161
-Then you're telling the truth
about everything!
-Mm-hmm.
399
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:03,581
-Oh. [laughing]
-mm.
400
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,249
-Ooh, homie.
-[chuckling]
401
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,918
But if you're an innocent idiot,
402
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,586
Instead of a guilty nitwit,
403
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,879
How do we prove it?
404
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,090
By finding the person
who was behind it.
405
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,425
And there's only one man
who it could be.
406
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,260
The town villain.
407
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,428
Luigi!
408
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,013
No! Burns!
409
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,767
Smithers, I've eluded justice
yet again.
410
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,894
May my uppance never come.
411
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,562
[marge]
not so fast!
412
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,563
Gah!
413
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,398
We know what you did.
414
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:34,070
Yes, but you're also standing
on top of my trap door.
415
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:38,783
It, uh, doesn't work
without power, sir.
416
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,285
Fine. Smithers, do it manually.
417
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,997
[clicking]
418
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,876
[burns cackles]
419
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,837
You can't move.
That's cheating.
420
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,588
Take him away, boys.
421
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,510
Get the kiddie cuffs, lou.
422
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,387
Curses!
423
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:04,016
I have to take responsibility
for something I did?
424
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,060
[chuckles] ridiculous.
425
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:12,108
Montgomery burns, we will give
you the stiffest punishment
426
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,901
Any billionaire ever gets.
427
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,737
A fine you can easily pay.
428
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,157
I make more than that
in the time
429
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,201
It took me to say
"I make more than that." ha!
430
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,163
I'm so glad you guys
love me again.
431
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,039
We're still a little mad.
432
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,374
This brought back
a lot of memories
433
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,293
Of stuff you actually did do.
434
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,670
Remember, homer, I was
gonna be an orthodontist.
435
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,422
But no more, thanks to you.
436
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,466
What if you all have
thanksgiving dinner with us?
437
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:41,304
All you have to do is put
our house back where it was.
438
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,515
It's never just dinner.
There's always something.
439
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,644
♪
440
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,318
[lisa, in frontier accent]and in the years that followed,
441
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,070
There would be other blackouts and other mobs.
442
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:01,032
But they never blamed my father again.
443
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,534
-Bart?
-Your story was so long
444
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,869
I died of boredom.
445
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,413
Also, I finally got a drumstick.
446
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,831
Mine now.
447
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,374
♪
448
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,751
[homer groaning]
449
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,503
[homer groaning]
450
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,505
[homer groaning]
451
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,425
[homer groaning]
452
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,267
"pa had walked back
after 23 miles
453
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,894
"with an orange for christmas.
454
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,771
"poor becca didn't get
to taste it
455
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:35,274
"because she passed that morning
from scarlet fever.
456
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:39,528
So they zested
the rind over her grave."
457
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,197
[sobbing]
458
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,658
[yawns] that's great, dad.
459
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,660
Maybe we should stop here.
460
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,454
No, I have to see if euchariah
sold the pelts in town
461
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,498
To those untrustworthy
canadians.
462
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,291
They didn't pay him
for last time!
463
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,378
Okay, you just tell me
what happens later.
464
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:59,882
"and in the spring, an orange
tree grew over her grave."
465
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,467
[sobbing]
466
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,261
[fiddle playing jaunty tune]
467
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,648
Captioning sponsored by
20th century fox television
468
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:18,651
And fox broadcasting company
469
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,478
And toyota.
470
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,448
Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
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471
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,743
-[lisa] enough!
-[grampa] okay!
472
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,996
[turkey gobbling]
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