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Boring. Boring.
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Boring. Boring. Boring.
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Seen it.
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Lived it.
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Looks like you've discovered
Muttflix, Bart.
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The premium cable channel made for dogs.
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They show short scenes from
a canine point of view.
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It's to a dog's eyes
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what opening a can of dog
food is to their ears.
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Shh! Squirrel.
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Hmm.
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♪ I love my dog ♪
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♪ As much as I love you ♪
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♪ But you may fade... ♪
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And they say there's no good
TV show ideas anymore.
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Your dog bit me.
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Made my day.
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♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na, nana. ♪
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Ah, what's she doing here?
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Santa's Little Helper wanted to invite
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his mom over since it's Mother's Day.
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Mother's Day...
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Aww...
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So sweet.
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Did you say it's Mother's Day?
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Oh, Mom. We haven't forgotten you.
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Guess what I've got.
A mug I made at school!
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Oh. Great. Thanks.
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And, Mom, although I believe
Mother's Day is a B.S. holiday...
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unlike true holidays,
like my half birthday
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or May the Fourth Be With You...
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I, too, made you a mug.
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Oh. Thank you for trying.
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Oh. Nothing in this world
beats a baby's kiss.
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Thinks she's so cute.
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How do you tell someone who
doesn't talk to shut up?
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Kids, I love all your presents and...
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Homer?
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Uh...
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This is the one holiday
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that means something to me.
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Well, I was gonna
make you breakfast in bed,
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but you know the food
always comes out bad...
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Ugh, so bad.
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And we always leave
a mess in the kitchen,
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which is worse than making
no breakfast at all.
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Basically we're idiots.
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Hmm. Where is this going?
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So I thought, why not get you
a nice picture frame instead?
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It'll last longer than a breakfast
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and I carefully chose
a picture of all the kids...
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and... pour vous.
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Aw, that is nice.
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What is it, Dad? What's wrong?
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It's... it's just...
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Homer, it's your mother.
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This image is all you've got left of me.
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And it's starting to get
a little fuzzier each year.
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Mom.
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If only I could kiss your fuzzy face.
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Same cold nose, but not the same.
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I miss you, Mom.
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Oh, my God! Dad's reliving
the great tragedy of his life.
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And that is?
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Losing your mother.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry, Homer.
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Nothing can replace your mom.
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But you do have your father.
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Let it out, Dad.
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Studies show losing a parent
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is the most traumatic thing
that can happen to a child.
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What a sad thing to say.
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When Homer croaks we're
gonna have to spring for
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an XXL elephant coffin.
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Not funny, Bart.
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Hey, the cat liked it.
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Dad, maybe you should get some therapy.
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Mm... Oh.
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I just don't know if we can
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afford more mental health.
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Don't worry, Mom.
Thanks to the app store,
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there's a solution to everything.
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Nutz, the therapy app.
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Woo-hoo!
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I can confront my grief on the john!
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Welcome to Nutz,
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the app that can process your loss,
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talk you down from highs,
pick you up from lows,
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maintain your mediums,
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and find CBD gummies
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in the shape of your version of God.
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Fix my brain.
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"Nature of grief?"
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"Loss of mother."
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"Age of loss?"
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"Nine years old."
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"Are you a robot?"
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I wish.
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Okay, people. Let's earn those PhDs.
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Who wants "lost his mother"?
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Lost his mother?
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Oh, come on, that's a premium disorder.
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You can't make him worse.
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I'll take it.
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Okay, we've also got a jumper,
a bed-wetter,
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and a guy who's still messed up
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because the Patriots traded Brady.
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And remember, if you get 'em to cry,
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you get a turn in the cash tornado.
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- Hello, Homer.
- Ooh!
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Please enter date of loss.
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I wrote this on the liquor
cabinet so you would see it.
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I am wanted by the FBI
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and leaving forever.
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Abe! Put down the booze
and take care of Homer.
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Go to him. Be gentle and sensitive.
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Strong and... Absolut Vodka.
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Now you're just reading the label.
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When's Mommy coming back?
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- She's not.
- Why not?
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Uh... she's dead.
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That oughta hold him.
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That must have been rough.
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But I know something that could help.
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Simply...
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Press button to pay
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another 99 cents.
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Think back...
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back to when you first realized
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you didn't really know what
happened to your mother.
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I was 16.
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I had just learned to drive.
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Same time tomorrow.
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Well, well, well.
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First-time driver, eh?
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Well, this is my first case.
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And I'm doin' this by the book.
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Which, uh, I left back at the station.
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So, uh... Yeah. I better go get it.
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Donuts? What are those?
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I better investigate.
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Hmm?
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She's alive! She's alive.
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Who's alive?
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No one! And I'm going to find her.
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Letting that postcard go through
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was the smartest thing we ever did.
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Yeah. That kid's gonna lead
us right to Mona Simpson.
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My mom's alive.
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I'm so mad at her and my dad.
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This is the greatest day of my life!
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Oh, why did I get
a lifetime subscription?
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Hey, how do ya sell these, anyway?
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- By the dozen.
- Hoo boy. Mmm.
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Now that you know
your mother had left you,
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how did you deal with the fact
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that it was all your fault?
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Wait. What? Th-That can't be right.
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Congratulations.
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You have been upgraded to
a much better therapist.
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Pay $2.99 to accept.
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Hoo boy.
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Mr. Simpson, when you found out
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your mother was alive,
were you conflicted?
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I decided it was time
my father and I had a talk
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about what really happened to my mother.
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- You told me Mom was dead!
- She is.
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Why wasn't there a funeral?
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There was too much going on.
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My wife just died, for God's sake.
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Dad, there's something you're
not telling me about Mom.
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Well, son, when a man and a woman
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love each other very much,
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they want to make a
baby that is immediately
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a source of huge conflict.
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Not that. Where is she?
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Well, the truth is, I don't exactly know
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what happened to your mother.
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She's alive and wanted by the FBI
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for some radical hippie nonsense.
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When she said "outta sight,"
she wasn't kidding around.
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- Why did you lie?
- To protect you.
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Protect me from what?
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To protect you from a woman
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who didn't love me enough!
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Oh, my God, I wasn't protecting you,
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I was protecting me.
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From the shame of a wife who left.
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Because I never gave her
what she wanted most,
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which was to leave me.
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And as TV shows have
shown us again and again,
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that moment of self-realization is
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all it takes to cure my alcoholism.
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Yippee! God bless ya, son!
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You and I have each other
and that's all we'll ever need.
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Oh.
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This isn't over.
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What did you just think?
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You heard me!
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That must have been difficult.
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How did you deal with your grief?
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I tried everything.
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I went to the guidance counselor.
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I'm torn up inside.
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Have you considered the Army?
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They're always looking for angry,
messed-up young men.
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No, thank you!
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I went to the church.
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It didn't help.
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I lost my mother
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and I can't get rid of the pain.
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Have you considered
another religion? Hmm?
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Then one night, I came to a decision.
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Why did she go to Utah?
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Every kid there already has
more moms than they need.
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I never even got to give this to her.
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Who knows where she ranks now?
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I'm gonna find my mother.
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So one day I set out on my own.
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Where the hell do you
think you're going?
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Old Man Simpson!
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I'm here to stop you, son.
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You remember your mom
as a perfect woman.
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But... I hate to say this...
she wasn't perfect.
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She hogged the blankets something awful.
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She had a hard-to-remember birthday.
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Please, Dad. I need to know
what happened to her.
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Oh, I can't say no to that face.
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I think everything's gonna
be better from now on.
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Just drive!
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As my father and I drove fatefully
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through the badlands of Utah,
our relationship
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grew deeper and closer
than ever before.
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Say, boy, are you left-handed or right?
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- Right.
- I never knew that.
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Do you like books or TV?
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- TV.
- Me, too!
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You've answered all my questions.
Let's eat.
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Can I help you boys?
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I'm lookin' for my ex-wife.
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Aw. Well, when was
the last time you saw her?
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Seven years ago.
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Trust me, it's over.
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Just tell me if you've seen her!
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I seen a runaway rose like her
workin' a gas 'n' go
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near the slot canyons.
Who wants to know?
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Let's just say a man
who's had his heart broken
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and a boy whose closest
thing to a mother
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was the lady on the
bottle of maple syrup.
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Hmm.
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I see.
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You look lonely, cowboy.
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Well, only if you consider "lonely"
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being without companionship of any kind
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for 2,600 days.
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00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,168
Well, some of us
get pretty lonesome, too,
270
00:11:44,395 --> 00:11:46,486
when the night comes
and your double wide
271
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,488
seems double empty.
272
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,509
Hint, hint.
273
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,991
Oh, I hear ya.
274
00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,417
But I got the boy with me.
275
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,903
So we'll skip the first date
that starts awkward
276
00:11:54,997 --> 00:11:56,096
but ends with potential,
277
00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:57,756
the second date where we hit it off,
278
00:11:57,908 --> 00:11:59,575
the third date where you find out
279
00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:02,261
beneath my crusty exterior
is some sweet apple pie,
280
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,337
and skip right to the part
where we break up
281
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,265
because I gotta take
my son to his mother.
282
00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:09,509
Aw. We had some good times, didn't we?
283
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,568
Yeah, we sure did.
284
00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:24,542
Mm. Oh, Mona.
285
00:12:24,693 --> 00:12:25,934
Hey, I thought you stopped drinking.
286
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,003
I stopped drinking at night.
287
00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:32,925
Oh, here comes the remorse.
288
00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,010
Oh...
289
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,139
9,094...
290
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,624
9,095...
291
00:12:48,717 --> 00:12:51,627
9,096 stars in the sky.
292
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,737
- I think you missed that one.
- D'oh!
293
00:12:53,964 --> 00:12:56,389
One, two, three...
294
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,983
Ah, so peaceful.
295
00:12:58,135 --> 00:13:00,152
It reminds me of another
night when the sky
296
00:13:00,304 --> 00:13:02,580
looked just like this...
297
00:13:02,807 --> 00:13:04,898
I'm gonna tell you a war story, son.
298
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,750
A story of patriotism, sacrifice,
299
00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:09,661
and sexy ladies drawn on planes.
300
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:13,649
I was trapped in a foxhole
with my best friend Charlie...
301
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,426
Abe, I got a funny feeling...
302
00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:16,835
I ain't gonna make it.
303
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,096
That's crazy talk! Uh...
304
00:13:19,323 --> 00:13:21,840
did you always not have a bottom half?
305
00:13:22,980 --> 00:13:24,326
I just got one request.
306
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:28,347
Tied to my dog tags is a
picture of my gal, Clara.
307
00:13:28,499 --> 00:13:29,548
Take 'em to her.
308
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,609
Tell her I used up my last breath
309
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,336
sayin' her name. Clara.
310
00:13:37,099 --> 00:13:38,115
Ooh.
311
00:13:38,266 --> 00:13:39,274
Uh-oh.
312
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:41,285
Let that be a lesson to you, boy.
313
00:13:41,436 --> 00:13:42,845
Don't procrastinate.
314
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,696
So it's good we're lookin' for your ma.
315
00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:47,625
And I'm passin'
these dog tags along to you.
316
00:13:47,776 --> 00:13:49,251
Aw.
317
00:13:53,691 --> 00:13:55,448
It's your job now, son.
318
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,801
Boy, somewhere there's
a hundred-year-old woman
319
00:13:57,928 --> 00:13:59,044
waiting for ya.
320
00:13:59,196 --> 00:14:01,363
We Simpson men won't let her down!
321
00:14:02,213 --> 00:14:03,790
Uh, I'm sorry, I digress.
322
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,809
Never be afraid to digress.
323
00:14:06,036 --> 00:14:08,053
Some of the best
insights come that way.
324
00:14:08,205 --> 00:14:10,055
Oh, is it digression you want?
325
00:14:10,207 --> 00:14:13,058
Well, you know,
shoes didn't always have tongues...
326
00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:14,652
- Not from you.
- Oh...
327
00:14:14,879 --> 00:14:18,730
Homer, so you were closing in
on your mother.
328
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,307
Did that bring up any fears? Did it?
329
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,068
- Did it?
- Yes.
330
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,070
Would she still love me
as much as she did
331
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:26,571
when she left me forever?
332
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,540
I mean, it's a pretty low bar.
333
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,842
How old is your boy?
334
00:14:38,994 --> 00:14:41,069
- 16.
- Oh, I thought so.
335
00:14:41,163 --> 00:14:44,497
I always cry at any boy
between 12 and 20.
336
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,576
I have a son that age.
Haven't seen him in years.
337
00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:50,396
It's heartbreaking.
I don't know if I'll ever...
338
00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:52,064
Oh, there he is.
339
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,693
Can that really be my little Homer?
340
00:14:56,152 --> 00:14:58,937
- D'oh!
- It's him!
341
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,197
Mom?
342
00:15:00,348 --> 00:15:02,958
Homer! I miss you so much!
343
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,927
Such a beautiful voice.
344
00:15:04,929 --> 00:15:06,762
Wait right there.
345
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,455
Here I come. I love you.
346
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,457
Mm.
347
00:15:14,196 --> 00:15:15,546
FBI!
348
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,464
How did she spot us?
349
00:15:20,168 --> 00:15:21,209
Mom...?
350
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,959
If I find her, we'll be a family again.
351
00:15:37,052 --> 00:15:38,402
With the yelling, and the resentment,
352
00:15:38,629 --> 00:15:39,903
and the slamming doors.
353
00:15:40,055 --> 00:15:41,238
It'll be wonderful.
354
00:15:41,465 --> 00:15:44,408
D'oh! Son! I can't get through!
355
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,995
Oh, forget me. Just go ahead.
356
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,066
Hurry. If you don't go soon,
you'll lose her forever.
357
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:00,832
No! You didn't leave me, Dad.
358
00:16:00,985 --> 00:16:02,515
I can't leave you.
359
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:06,154
You came back... for me?
360
00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:07,264
Yes.
361
00:16:07,415 --> 00:16:08,748
I love you, Dad.
362
00:16:08,917 --> 00:16:10,250
I love you too, boy.
363
00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:12,919
But that was a dumb
choice you just made.
364
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,846
FBI. Official business.
365
00:16:14,999 --> 00:16:18,016
Sir, put your son down and
kick him in front of you.
366
00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:19,592
Never! What the...
367
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,779
Watch it! That part ain't for grabbin'!
368
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,400
I thought you guys were untouchable...
get off me!
369
00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:25,482
Help! Police!
370
00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:32,723
Where you goin', lady?
371
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:33,940
Anywhere you are.
372
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,878
To San Francisco! Till it gentrifies.
373
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:43,959
You ever think of all the
violent criminals going free
374
00:16:44,028 --> 00:16:46,695
while we were chasing
after this one woman?
375
00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:49,197
That's why I don't read the papers.
376
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,307
Smart.
377
00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:53,385
We never found Mona. Oh...
378
00:16:53,537 --> 00:16:55,887
You know, I just realized
I could have found her,
379
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:58,890
waited, then gone back for you
and I would have had everything.
380
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,633
Woulda coulda shouda, loser.
381
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,044
Misbehaving child?
382
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,304
Check out our list of pacifying drugs.
383
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,150
Oh, boy, that's really sad.
384
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,002
That's it, boy.
385
00:17:19,229 --> 00:17:22,155
Deal with feelings like I taught you.
386
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,249
That must have been so confusing.
387
00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:27,816
You actually found your mom,
then lost her again.
388
00:17:27,851 --> 00:17:30,422
That's right. Misery piled on misery.
389
00:17:30,498 --> 00:17:33,241
A seven-layer dip of woe.
390
00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,911
And that's how I met your mother.
391
00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:39,414
- Aw.
- Who turned everything around.
392
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,858
That is fantastic.
393
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:42,934
And since you know that
she'll always be there,
394
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:45,028
you don't have to be
afraid of abandonment.
395
00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:47,698
You're right. What a great therapist.
396
00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:50,416
- Delete app.
- Wait, what?
397
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,794
I warned you about
solving people's problems.
398
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,223
He was so simple I-I just
couldn't stretch it out.
399
00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:59,542
You're fired. Put that coffee down.
400
00:17:59,636 --> 00:18:01,970
You have major hostility
and control issues.
401
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,212
Bye-bye!
402
00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:05,214
But there's a little more to the story.
403
00:18:05,308 --> 00:18:07,475
Something I've never told anyone.
404
00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:10,219
It happened when Bart was born...
405
00:18:10,388 --> 00:18:12,739
Homer, would you like to cut the cord?
406
00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:14,074
My pleasure.
407
00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:18,561
What the...
It's so tough you can't cut it.
408
00:18:18,638 --> 00:18:23,250
Why is this like... Why, you little...
409
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,086
Such a beautiful moment.
410
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,162
More morphine, sweetie?
411
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,257
Oh, no, thank you.
412
00:18:30,408 --> 00:18:31,591
You sure? It's free.
413
00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:34,986
Mm... Maybe just a little for mama.
414
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:38,840
What the... Hey.
415
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:40,008
He's mooning me.
416
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,917
Newborns don't moon people.
417
00:18:44,745 --> 00:18:48,775
Everything I need is in this room.
418
00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:55,448
I'm the... pediatrician.
419
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,767
Just want to take a look at your boy.
420
00:18:57,786 --> 00:18:59,193
So beautiful.
421
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,195
Really? Don't you see a lot of these?
422
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,790
Not one that's my grandson.
423
00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:06,251
Mom?
424
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:09,521
When I heard about the baby,
425
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:12,632
I just had to come and see him.
But I can't stay.
426
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:17,453
Just know I'm always with you in here.
427
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,049
I guess that'll have to do.
428
00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:25,203
I even miss you sometimes.
429
00:19:25,221 --> 00:19:27,797
Wait! Doctor! Let's talk!
430
00:19:27,891 --> 00:19:29,040
Was it a dream?
431
00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:32,226
There's no way I'll ever know.
432
00:19:32,321 --> 00:19:34,470
It wasn't a dream. I was there.
433
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:38,900
There's no reliable way I'll ever know.
434
00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:41,477
Either way, Dad, it's wonderful.
435
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,813
You have found closure.
436
00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:45,573
Closure. Disclaimer:
437
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:49,652
Closure is no longer considered
a valid psychological construct.
438
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:50,837
Closure!
439
00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:54,215
This is the best Mother's Day ever.
440
00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:57,802
Aw...
441
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,348
Aw...
442
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,666
Or it will be the best
Mother's Day ever.
443
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:06,519
Once I take your mother to
the finest restaurant in town.
444
00:20:06,671 --> 00:20:09,356
Where I actually made reservations.
445
00:20:09,878 --> 00:20:12,650
This is the best Mother's Day ever!
446
00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:17,105
Everything I need is in this room.
447
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:21,534
Sir, this is not a buffet.
Please stay out of the kitchen.
448
00:20:21,686 --> 00:20:24,746
When a sign says "brunch," I brunch.
449
00:20:26,179 --> 00:20:27,727
_
450
00:20:41,217 --> 00:20:42,222
Honey, can we
451
00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:43,629
have dinner on the floor tonight?
452
00:20:43,664 --> 00:20:44,716
No.
453
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,816
Mom?
454
00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:11,609
D'oh!
455
00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:31,929
Shh!
456
00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:37,809
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