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This just in...
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Chief, I think that madman who shot up
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the Lard Lad knows where Homer is.
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Look, he dropped this on his way out.
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Have you been crying?
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It's just so horrible.
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Mr. Burns? The Disco Guy?
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Fat Tony?
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Look what they did to
my beautiful goombah.
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I can't ever eat a donut again.
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Chief, pull yourself together.
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My husband is still missing.
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And I hate to say it,
but I think Ned Flanders
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has something to do with this.
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Open your eyes, Marge.
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If Homer's mixed up in this,
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he's probably a cruller by now.
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Satan himself has come to this town,
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and I'm not man enough to take him on.
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If you see Lou,
tell him Eddie's chief now.
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The killer's driving
the Rich Texan's car.
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Hmm...
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Police describe the mysterious assailant
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as a grim metaphor for a
universe without justice.
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That's the may-diddly-aniac
who's got Homer.
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How am I gonna come up with that ransom?
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I can't do a GoFundMe for a kidnapping.
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There's too many of those already.
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Oh, Granddad,
I donated that money to the orphans
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in honor of your decency, but...
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now I need it back.
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How'd all that cash get
in that tree anyway?
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I want my haircut to look
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just as square as yours, Paw Paw.
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Careful there, barber.
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I wouldn't want you to nick the neck
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of the town's favorite sheriff.
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The Szyslak brothers.
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Hey, hey,
we don't want no trouble, fellas.
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Someone call the zoo,
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the ape house is missing
its ugliest baboons.
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You got no call pointing
out our ugliness.
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That's why it's time you
got what's coming to you.
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Cy, take the boy outside.
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You got something for me?
Let me have it.
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Ah, my favorite time of day,
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bribe o'clock.
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Ooh, and thicker than usual.
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That's what I came to tell you.
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We made a deal with
the Capital City Mob.
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We're slinging amphetamines now.
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That's right, "Brain fizz."
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"Trucker's milk."
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"Texas Teeth looseners."
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Long as I get my cut,
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I don't care if you sell rat crap
and call them Milk Duds.
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Now, Slocum, I've got
a sterling reputation to uphold.
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You mind if I punch one of your brothers
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through this plate glass window?
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Nah, take your pick.
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Paw Paw,
you're the finest man I'll ever know.
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Yes, I am, Neddy.
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♪ They call me Good Time Charlie ♪
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♪ Playboy with a whole lot of soul ♪
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♪ I said, they call me
Good Time Charlie ♪
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♪ Playboy with a whole lot of soul ♪
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♪ I'm the last of the
big-time spenders ♪
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♪ I keep a pocket full of gold ♪
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♪ Whoa!
Put on your red dress, baby. ♪
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Enough sucking on that toad, Sheriff.
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- Hmm?
- Time to earn your keep.
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Gentlemen, your primo crank
is selling like meth on speed.
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Just give it to our numbers guy.
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One hundred seventy-three thousand,
two hundred and...
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...ninety-six dollars.
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Yeah, that's even more money
back now in the early '70s.
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Which made me wonder,
why should we share?
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Uh... uh...
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Oh, God, all right, fellas,
why don't we all relax
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and put down our crazy
assortment of weapons?
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I'm talking to you,
Mr. Dynamite Nunchucks.
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The tiniest little thing
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could turn this standoff
into a bloodbath.
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Oh, shoot.
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Dear Lord, you know me,
I'm a good time Charlie,
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but if you see fit to save my hide,
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I promise to become the kind of
man my grandson can be proud of.
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Hmm?
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My whole family, they're dead.
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I don't got to share this with no one.
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Sorry, God, but hey,
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you can only send me to Hell once.
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Hmm? Hmm.
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Fellas, Sheriff Flanders here.
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The money, where is it?
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Okay, hey, okay.
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Easy, friend.
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It's all yours, I promise.
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Just don't...
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Ah...
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Oh, come on.
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So frustrating.
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Well, there goes my life.
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Oh, Paw Paw,
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I've lived my whole life trying
to be as fine a man as you,
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but Homer Simpson's gonna die
unless I do the unthinkable:
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steal back the money I
gave to these orphans.
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We love you, Mr. Flanders!
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Oh, Colette.
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There appears to be a
trail of rose petals
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leading to the master bath.
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I wonder who could've left them there?
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Oh, come now. You're still cross?
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For the last time,
we can't just turn down jobs
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because it's our anniversary.
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Wait, you international
psychos are married?
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That's none of your concern,
you shorn sheep.
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Huh?
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Tell him, how many year?
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How many year?
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Ten years of wedded bliss.
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Each year sweeter than the last.
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Not one vacation.
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We don't get to take vacations
if we don't take jobs.
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It's called math, darling.
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Hm, wow,
if I said something that sexist,
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my wife would be furious.
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You see? Even the dead man knows.
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Look, the best marriage advice
I ever got was,
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"If you're thinking it, just say it."
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Really?
Then I should tell her that every day
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she becomes more and more
like her mother.
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My mother was twice the
assassin you will ever be.
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What did Dr. Pam say
about acting on anger?
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You tell her, Irish guy.
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Go for the eyes, Frenchie.
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Whoever wins was right all along.
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- Hey!
- Oh!
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Uh, guys? There's a little fire
situation in the kitchen here.
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Okay, you're communicating honestly,
which is great.
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What say we focus on
achievable goals as a couple,
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like putting out this fire?
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Phew.
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D'oh!
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- Ah!
- Never go to bed angry?
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Cuddling doesn't always lead to sex?
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You're not just married killers,
you're homicidal best friends.
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Happy anniversary?
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Ah, you're a corker, my violent femme.
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Aw, I knew you crazy kids
could make it work.
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Now, we should probably
get out of here before the...
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You guys okay?
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The key to this safe
has to be here somewhere.
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What in the blue heck
are you doing here?
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Last I saw, you were judging
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my God-given right to an open marriage.
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Uh, Barb, I'm in serious trouble.
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The thing is, uh...
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Fish or get off the hole, Mr. Flanders.
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I haven't been able to get
that spiffy bod of yours
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out of my dang-diddly mind.
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Jumpin' jiminy.
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You can do this, Neddy.
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Just think about Homer Simpson.
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Oh, Homie. I thought I'd lost you.
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Oh, Marge, I'm so sorry.
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I'll never be selfish again.
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Whew! Wasn't that a brisk
walk around Lake How-do-ya-do?
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I'm gonna get a Faygo
from the mini fridge.
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Do you want one?
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Uh, grape, if they have it.
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That gosh darn thief.
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Uff-da!
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I got away with it.
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I got away with...
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I'm sorry, God.
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I-I just want Homer Simpson to be okay.
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Oh, there he is.
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Ned. Buddy. Let's get you out of there.
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Ow!
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Oh, I saved you.
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You're finally mine.
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I'm married to the most
selfish man in the world.
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Everybody, all around,
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look at this man.
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He saved the orphans'
money and the flag.
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Look at the burns on his saintly arm.
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Oh, this husky gent is an American hero.
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Not like that snake, Ned Flanders.
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Why, he stole this money
after trying to seduce me
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out of my happily-closed
marriage to Sideshow Mel.
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Oh, uh... That monster!
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Where is he, so that I might thrash him?
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He's right over...
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Hello, church chum.
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I, um... I don't have your money.
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And I don't have your man.
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Funny how things work out.
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I committed every sin in the
book to get that money...
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except sloth, I guess...
and now it's gone.
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Money can be lost, Mr. Flanders,
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but a debt never goes away.
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I am coming to collect.
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When you least expect it, expect it.
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- You mean now?
- No, not now.
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Well, you saying not now
makes me expect it more.
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Look, this is the one time
you shouldn't expect it,
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but every other time, do expect it.
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Three years ago,
Homer Simpson risked his life
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to save an orphanage's future.
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And now,
I'm here to save your car's future.
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Oil changes, alignment,
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and brake pads, brake pads, brake pads.
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All at Heroic Lube and Tire.
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Where Route 4 meets
Disco Stu Memorial Drive.
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Just look for the inflatable me.
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Mr. Simpson, may I just say
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it is an honor to get my
washer fluid from you.
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Yo, can I get a selfie
with that gnarly arm?
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What's it like to be married
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to the most beloved man in Springfield?
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Every day's better than the last.
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Now come back soon
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'cause you'll always
get a hero's welcome.
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I get it.
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"Hero." The word makes me
sick to my stomach.
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I'll never forget seeing
you choose the money
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instead of saving Ned. Never.
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I wish I could explain, but I can't.
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I would've left this
godforsaken marriage
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years ago if it wasn't for the kids...
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- My special little guy!
- There he is.
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Check it out.
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I got my Online Citizenship badge
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for being so polite on social media.
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You're going to be the
youngest Eagle Scout in town.
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Well, I am half hero.
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I got 100 RSVPs to my birthday party.
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They probably just want
to come to meet you.
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Got some mail, Dad.
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Why'd you get a blank
postcard from Wyoming?
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Hm, that's weird.
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Probably just junk.
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Don't shoot, you little weirdos.
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Daddy, it's Mr. Simpson.
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Hiddly-ho, neighborino.
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So, how are things
in good old Springfield?
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Uh... it's okay.
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00:16:27,369 --> 00:16:29,444
Jailbird got super religious.
260
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,447
And Marge hates me.
261
00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:36,042
Our marriage is deader than Disco Stu.
262
00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:39,045
All because I tried to
save that money's life
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00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,713
and not yours.
264
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,233
That money made sinners of us all.
265
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:45,068
Can I tell you something, Homer?
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I wanted people to know I donated it.
267
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,056
I wanted the attention.
268
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,909
I brought all of this upon us.
269
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,802
We both suck.
270
00:16:55,897 --> 00:16:58,498
Equally.
271
00:17:01,161 --> 00:17:03,736
Oh, no. He's tracked you here.
272
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,905
No way. I took all the precautions,
273
00:17:05,999 --> 00:17:07,740
even the mariachi Ferris wheel.
274
00:17:11,316 --> 00:17:12,482
What is it, Homer?
275
00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:14,414
A mistress? A secret family?
276
00:17:14,508 --> 00:17:17,175
You'd better not be a sports podcaster.
277
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Ned?
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00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:22,054
Don't be too sore at this fella, Marge.
279
00:17:22,148 --> 00:17:23,648
Homer's been our lifeline up here:
280
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,576
food, shelter, books he thinks I'd like.
281
00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:28,728
They certainly were a motley crew.
282
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:32,490
This is the most selfless
thing you've ever done,
283
00:17:32,642 --> 00:17:34,325
and you didn't even tell anyone.
284
00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,920
I couldn't say anything,
or Ned would be in danger.
285
00:17:37,147 --> 00:17:39,998
There's this crazy psycho
who wants to kill him, and...
286
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:41,499
Hey, you weren't followed here,
were you?
287
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,833
Great, more walking.
288
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,352
Homie, if we don't make it,
289
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I need you to know that
you are a decent man,
290
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,175
and I love you.
291
00:18:07,193 --> 00:18:09,935
No. I won't put you two
in any more danger.
292
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I'm the one he wants.
293
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,441
- Okay. Bye.
- Phew. Good luck.
294
00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:40,208
It's been a long time, Mr. Flanders.
295
00:18:40,268 --> 00:18:42,301
Now, will you be paying your debt
296
00:18:42,395 --> 00:18:44,896
in money or blood?
297
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Blood it is.
298
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Ah, balance.
299
00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:56,315
Balance? Is that what
this blood-soaked rigmarole
300
00:18:56,409 --> 00:18:58,668
has been all about? Why?
301
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:02,822
You ever hear the parable
of Lucifer and the millipede?
302
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One day, a tiny...
303
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The end.
304
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,071
Oh, just kill me already.
305
00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:12,015
I deserve it for stealing,
306
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,409
seducing, fibbing.
307
00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:17,187
I tarnished the good name of my Paw Paw,
308
00:19:17,414 --> 00:19:19,522
Sherriff Ned Flanders.
309
00:19:21,601 --> 00:19:24,694
Your grandfather was dirtier
than a hobo's handkerchief.
310
00:19:24,921 --> 00:19:29,090
Why, he even killed a man
in cold blood for that money.
311
00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:30,349
No!
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00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,927
He was nothing but a good time Charlie.
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I'll kill you!
314
00:20:48,711 --> 00:20:50,079
_
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Shh!
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00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:48,045
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