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Riot Rivers!
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Aah!
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Riot Rivers!
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Honey, are you in there?
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Yes.
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- Riot Rivers!
- Aah!
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Ri-ot Riv-ers! Ri-ot Riv-ers!
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- _
- There it is! Turn!
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Calm down!
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I'm not gonna miss
your stupid water park.
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It's not stupid.
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Riot Rivers was the greatest
summer job I ever had.
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Getting paid to watch
people of all ages eat it,
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again and again.
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Just eatin' it so hard!
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Wait a minute. They did
a documentary about this place.
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No, it didn't happen that way.
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There was different music.
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Hmm?
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Quiet Rivers?!
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They changed the "ruh" to a "qwah."
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Did you know about this?
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I told you they changed
the name before we left.
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I thought you were joking.
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That's the problem with you, Marge.
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You're always kidding around.
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Oh...
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Oh!
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Come on!
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See? They turned all the super
cool rides into baby rides.
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And the teens working here...
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they're not even laughing
at the kids wiping out.
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They're loading them in feet first.
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Hey! Where are your cutoffs?
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Are you even high?
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There's nothing worse in this universe
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than a ride steering wheel
that does nothing.
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No, it does something.
It makes the frog smile.
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Oh, man, swim diapers.
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I remember those.
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True freedom.
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I could tell you some stories.
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Can we leave yet?
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Can we leave yet? Can we leave yet?
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Aw, you kids don't know,
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but this place used to be so bitchin'.
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And the best slide of
all was right over there.
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Think of it.
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90% of all hospitalizations
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off just one ride!
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I wonder...
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It's still here.
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The Devil's Deluge
had the longest lines,
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the scariest turns,
even its own ambulance!
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Hello, my love.
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Did you miss me?
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Wow.
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Looks dry.
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And dangerous.
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Children, behold the deluge.
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For today, we punch fear in the face
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and steal death's girlfriend,
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as we truly live for the first time.
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Also, this is now the only way down.
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Branch!
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Possums!
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O-possums!
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Oh, man,
I saw my life flash before my eyes.
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I've had an awesome life.
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Oh, look at those smiles.
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I knew you guys could have fun here.
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Yeah, nothing gets the heart pumping
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like a brush with... nothing.
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Um, I don't feel so good.
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Aw. The quiet rivers in
my tummy are becoming...
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raging waters.
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Upstairs or downstairs?
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- Both!
- Both!
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Uh, out of the water! Out of the water!
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Not me this time.
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According to these tests,
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your kids' insides and outsides
have been exposed
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to a toxic mix of 30-year-old hairspray,
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hot dog water, opossum dander,
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and a grab bag of intestinal
and skin-based parasites.
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Oh, my poor queasy babies.
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Hmm. I wonder why Homer didn't get sick.
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He even went to work today.
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Upstairs and downstairs!
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Bart and Lisa will be
fine after a little TLC.
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By TLC,
I mean "taking Lorexo-Cortisone."
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And by little,
I mean a four-week intensive regimen.
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Oh, steroids?
Are there any side effects?
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Nothing serious.
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Maybe a little temporary weight gain.
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Hurry up, kids!
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You don't want to be late
for your first day of school.
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Ah, a new school year.
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Uncracked books, pink erasers,
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a binder where the rings still meet.
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And I get to find out what happened
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to those praying mantis eggs
I left in Skinner's office.
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If, uh, we all agree to
respect each other's workspace,
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this, uh, year will go just fine.
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Oh, look at that belly. Mwah.
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Someone's getting chunky!
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Chunky.
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Off you go.
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Don't want to be late for school.
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Oh.
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Okay, forget about what Mom said.
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Don't let it ruin the
first day of school.
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That's the best day of the year!
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Welcome, class.
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This year, we'll be learning
lessons that will stay with you
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- for the rest of your lives.
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Calm down. It's okay.
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Attention, students.
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Due to budget cuts, the following
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after-school programs have
been cancelled: dance chunk,
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intramural chunk-ing,
and chunky chunk chunk.
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What is going on with me?
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I'm going chunky. Aah! I mean, crazy!
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Get a grip.
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♪ Chunk-chunky, chunk ♪
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♪ Chunk, chunk! ♪
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Chunk-chunk!
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Chunky!
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Lisa is soft now.
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- Hmm?
- Dang, Simpson.
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Have you been to Costco?
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'Cause you're carrying bulk.
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Oh, that's because of the
steroids I was taking.
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- You see, my mom...
- Steroids!
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- Nice!
- Yeah, badass!
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Like I was saying,
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I've been juicing
pretty hard all summer.
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Had to stop because I beat up my dad.
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Roid rage!
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No more hanging out with
those babies for you, Simpson.
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Today, you become a man.
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What is this place?
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It used to be a padded
cell for left-handed kids.
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Welcome to the Meat Castle.
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Say goodbye to your victim bod.
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Your shred-ucation begins today.
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Yeah. Swole!
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So swole!
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Swole! Swole. Swole. Swole!
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I'm living every kid's dream...
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to be accepted by his tormentors.
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Someone's getting chunky!
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Oh, honey, you seem down in the dumps.
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And I know why.
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You do?
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Because it's really hard
to talk about when...
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Of course.
I don't know what I was thinking...
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by not taking you shopping
for back-to-school clothes.
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Wait, wha...?
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Oh. Nothing upside downs my frowns
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like a girls' trip to the mall.
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I don't know, Mom.
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I'm just not feeling it.
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Mm.
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Can I get it? Can I get it?
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Hmm. I'm not sure that's a fit.
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Are you positive that's
the eight-year-old size?
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Oh, super pos.
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Let's upsize her to a ten short.
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Get me some tens out here, Derek.
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The eights are a freaking
disaster on this kid!
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Forget it, Mom. Let's just go.
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Nuh-uh.
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We're not leaving this mall
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until we find you a really fun ensemble.
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That is so the look.
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Yes, I think that is the look.
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Mom, it's too big!
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No, it's not.
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It's very flattering.
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It's not your job
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to constantly comment on my appearance!
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But, honey, I could never pull that off.
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On you, it's so eye-catching.
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Oh, you are slaying those tens.
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Do you really think I want
to call attention to myself?!
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Ugh! Get this thing off of me!
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Okay, why don't you give these a try?
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No!
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Um, let's take a little fro-yo break.
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You can't fix everything with fro-yo!
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That's what you acted like
before the medicine.
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Young lady, in this family,
we put clothing back on the hanger
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so the salesperson will
think we're classy!
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Why are you acting like
such a cranky pants?
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Stop talking to me about clothes!
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How's everything going in here?
I brought twelves.
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Do we need more twelves in here?
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This mall is an assault
on human dignity!
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I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
I hate it! I hate it!
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If they ask who helped you today,
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remember, I'm Shauna.
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They don't respect you
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unless you insult them
just a little bit.
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- Girls?
- Cops.
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- For real.
- Yeah. Def. Yeah.
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Oh, look who got a visit
from the pube fairy.
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Dude, those aren't pubes.
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Yeah-huh. Everything new is a pube.
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So, Simpson,
you got your eyes on any ladies?
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Uh, yeah, I'm talking to a
couple dozen honeys right now.
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I'm in love with most of 'em,
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but right now,
I want to keep my focus on the gym.
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Pizza rolls are hot!
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Uh, what about our reps?
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There's plenty of time for that...
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after a weight fight!
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Working out is awesome!
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We don't slam doors in this house!
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So, uh, how was the mall?
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Apparently, I'm the worst mother
in the world for being nice.
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Lisa had a huge tantrum in
front of the cell phone jewelry.
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I've asked her a hundred
times what the problem is,
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and she won't tell me.
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Can you talk to her?
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Of course, honey.
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Time for me to earn my
"World's Greatest Dad" mug.
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You bought that for yourself
in the hospital gift shop
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while I was giving birth.
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We both left with
something special that day.
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Honey,
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if something's bothering you,
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you got to let it out.
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Like swallowed burps,
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buried feelings can burst
out at the worst possible...
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Mom called me "chunky."
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Oh, my God.
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Marge did the one thing no
parent is ever supposed to do...
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acknowledge what their
children look like!
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Oh, what do I say to make it better?
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I know. I'll tell her Marge
isn't her real mother,
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and Lisa and I should
pack up and leave forever.
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No, something about that feels wrong.
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Hmm, I must use an entire lifetime
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of fatherly knowledge
to help my daughter.
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Buying versus leasing... pros and cons.
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How many miles do you think
you'll be driving a year?
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Thanks for trying, Dad.
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- That is what you were doing, right?
- Yes.
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I can't expect you to
understand my problem.
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I just wish I didn't care
what people think.
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Honey, if you didn't care,
you wouldn't be human.
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Not human, I say.
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Here we are.
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When you called for help,
I was hoping you needed someone
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to spell-check your suicide note.
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And just so we're clear,
you dented cue ball,
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we're not doing this for you.
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We're here for Lisa.
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Hey, look who stopped by!
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How would you like to go on a
completely spontaneous outing
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with your aunts?
265
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- Uh...
- In our world, that's a "yes."
266
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,563
We heard what your mother said.
Not cool.
267
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:05,641
We only use "chunky"
to describe jewelry and stew.
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And since we've had
stew for breakfast...
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00:14:10,907 --> 00:14:14,001
Kid, your Aunt Selma and I have
been called every mean name
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in the book.
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00:14:15,579 --> 00:14:18,563
You just got to let it
roll off your back.
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00:14:18,582 --> 00:14:19,914
But how?
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♪ When the world ♪
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00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:24,678
♪ Hurts your feelings ♪
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♪ And on certain words
you tend to dwell ♪
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♪ Then live life like your aunties ♪
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♪ And tell the jerks to go to hell ♪
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00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:42,362
♪ This is the dawning of the
age of who gives a crap ♪
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♪ The age of who gives a crap ♪
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00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:51,946
♪ Who gives a crap ♪
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♪ Who gives a crap... ♪
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♪ Muffin tops, jowls and crow's feet ♪
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♪ Droopy boobs and no thigh gap ♪
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00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,125
♪ Chicken skin and body odor ♪
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00:15:04,219 --> 00:15:06,536
♪ Chin hairs that
need some trimmin' ♪
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00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:08,813
♪ All these things
that's wrong with women ♪
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♪ It's all good, just go on livin' ♪
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♪ Who gives a crap... ♪
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00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:21,960
♪ Who gives a crap? ♪
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Lisa, your dad told me
why you've been upset.
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I'm so sorry for what I said.
292
00:15:35,642 --> 00:15:38,977
It was a mistake, and I feel terrible.
293
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:40,812
Thanks, Mom, but spending the afternoon
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00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:43,665
with Aunt Patty and Selma
made me feel a lot better
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about myself.
296
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:48,095
And also, a lot worse
about everyone else.
297
00:15:48,246 --> 00:15:51,323
Mm. Why couldn't I just
keep my mouth shut?
298
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:54,267
After all,
now that you're off the steroids,
299
00:15:54,419 --> 00:15:56,328
soon you'll be back to normal.
300
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,939
And you'll be my perfect
little girl again.
301
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,399
So, we all better now?
302
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,959
Ooh, how about this one?
303
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,627
It has a lot of notes.
304
00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:22,278
I know you like those.
305
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,297
Don't pretend you know what I like.
306
00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:27,634
Oh, can you just tell me why
we're back to glowering?!
307
00:16:27,785 --> 00:16:29,469
- Huh?
- Marge,
308
00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:32,472
I know all about the rough
patch you're having with Lisa.
309
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,809
I went through the exact same
thing with Milhouse.
310
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,869
We're so similar, you and I.
311
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:39,220
Are we, though?
312
00:16:39,314 --> 00:16:42,056
Look, I don't just give
this name to everybody.
313
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:45,043
Just my best girlfriends.
314
00:16:45,136 --> 00:16:46,636
Hmm.
315
00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:48,137
Hypnotherapy?
316
00:16:48,231 --> 00:16:50,715
Isn't that a little... woo-woo?
317
00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:52,717
Dr. Sage is amazing.
318
00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:56,054
We went in not speaking,
and after one session,
319
00:16:56,147 --> 00:16:59,057
- we're back in the tub together!
- Mm.
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00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:04,713
Oh.
321
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,323
What's up, workout bros?
322
00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:10,919
Who wants toaster strudel?
Extra glaze packets!
323
00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:12,971
Hmm?
324
00:17:14,753 --> 00:17:16,666
Guys, look out! There's girls in here.
325
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:19,260
They're called girlfriends, baby dork.
326
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,930
Well, Jimbo and Flor
haven't made it official,
327
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,690
but we're all hopeful.
328
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,266
We don't do labels!
329
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,419
But-but I thought we
came here to work out
330
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:30,197
and-and microwave golf
balls and talk about girls,
331
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:31,531
but not real ones!
332
00:17:32,841 --> 00:17:35,184
I thought we were big boys!
333
00:17:45,622 --> 00:17:49,031
So dawn bros down to day.
334
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:52,344
Nothing swole can stay.
335
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:03,955
Marge, Lisa, today,
we'll be using hypnotherapy
336
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,974
as a tool that builds empathy
337
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:09,961
by exploring the landscapes
of each other's minds.
338
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,313
I'm sorry. I just find it
a little hard to believe
339
00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:14,482
that everything's going
to be solved just because
340
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,393
you swing a gold pocket
watch in front of my face.
341
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,062
Oh, hypnotism has come a long way
342
00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:21,581
since pocket watches.
343
00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:25,877
Now, look into Dr. Mysterio's
Mesmerific Hypnowheel.
344
00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:32,634
Spinny thing.
345
00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:36,930
Where are we?
346
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:38,914
We're in my mind,
347
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,510
and I thought this woman
was a total quack.
348
00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:44,754
I can hear everything you're saying.
349
00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:46,180
Sorry.
350
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,832
It's so nice here.
351
00:18:47,851 --> 00:18:50,518
I feel like I should take my shoes off.
352
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:53,929
There's a Zen garden, a waterfall.
353
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:56,932
Chunky!
354
00:18:56,952 --> 00:18:59,452
And it's taking up so much space!
355
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:02,530
Look what it's done
to the Powerpuff Girls.
356
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:07,201
What if I never get
"Chunky" out of my head?
357
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,854
Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry.
358
00:19:09,873 --> 00:19:12,966
If I put it there,
then I'm going to get it out.
359
00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:18,805
Oh.
360
00:19:18,882 --> 00:19:22,717
I never realized how
much power my words have.
361
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:25,703
Now that you've explored
Lisa's subconscious,
362
00:19:25,705 --> 00:19:28,706
perhaps we should travel to Marge's.
363
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,841
I have one of those?
364
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,902
My old bedroom.
365
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,137
This must be one of my memories.
366
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:39,025
Mom, what do you think
of my new haircut?
367
00:19:39,252 --> 00:19:40,643
It's nice, but I do think
368
00:19:40,662 --> 00:19:44,414
longer hair complements
your plain features.
369
00:19:47,551 --> 00:19:49,961
"Plain." Oh, my God.
370
00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:53,631
I don't remember her saying that,
but now I know why
371
00:19:53,649 --> 00:19:56,558
it's been in my head
every waking minute.
372
00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:04,976
Oh, Lisa, now I know
exactly how I made you feel.
373
00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:08,087
Now I know exactly how you felt.
374
00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:10,214
I love you!
375
00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:17,263
I love both of you!
376
00:20:17,414 --> 00:20:18,765
I guess the hurtful things
377
00:20:18,841 --> 00:20:22,009
your mother says to you
never totally disappear.
378
00:20:22,178 --> 00:20:24,920
Maybe they don't, but I really believe
379
00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:26,831
that if you're aware of them,
380
00:20:26,849 --> 00:20:30,351
those words will lose
their power over you...
381
00:20:30,503 --> 00:20:35,523
very, very, very slowly.
382
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:37,191
If at all.
383
00:20:37,343 --> 00:20:39,243
But probably not.
384
00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:52,599
I wonder if everyone has words
from their childhood
385
00:20:52,614 --> 00:20:55,092
stuck inside their heads.
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00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:56,093
_
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00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:01,255
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00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,499
_
390
00:21:05,971 --> 00:21:07,871
_
391
00:21:08,303 --> 00:21:09,555
_
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00:21:11,285 --> 00:21:12,985
Ah, lazy.
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00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:31,284
Shh!
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00:21:34,081 --> 00:21:36,902
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