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Hmm.
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Who are these perfectly
coiffed young men
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on all the billboards?
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Wolfgang Von Bassdrop?
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Pound Sign Von Pound Sign?
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Sex Towel?
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Glenn the Eruptor?
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In my day, billboards advertised
things that made sense,
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like energy drinks or exciting
new windshield repair companies.
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Now it's just an endless
stream of lookalike weirdos
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who no one has ever heard of.
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They're all DJs with residencies
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at casinos and nightclubs.
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They can make millions
of dollars in one night.
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I heard DJ Cheeseface bought
his parents a mansion.
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That's right, Homer.
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He bought us a mansion.
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Son buy mansion?
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Bart is son.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Duh, I'm giving you a glow-up
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for your rewarding new career.
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Keeping you off the streets
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and me in a mansion.
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You're going to be the
world's next hot DJ.
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You can start by mixing
with all my old records.
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Smash Mouth,
British nerd rocker Thomas Dolby.
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Akron, Ohio nerd rockers Devo.
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And Taco's Puttin' On the Ritz.
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Mmm, tacos, pudding and Ritz.
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From these musical seeds, you will grow
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a mighty skyscraper of
DJ fame and fortune.
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Now get behind those turntables
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and start spinning that
big stack of black shellac.
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Hey, this doesn't suck.
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I've always wanted to
do something creative
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without actually creating something.
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♪ She blinded me with science... ♪
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Hmm, something's still off.
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Ah!
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♪ Give the past a slip... ♪
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Perfect! Dominate that mix, boy.
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Rave against the dawn.
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♪ When a problem comes along,
you must whip it ♪
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♪ Before the cream sits out too long,
you must whip it... ♪
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What's all this ruckus?
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It's the middle of the night.
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If the boy's gonna
succeed in the DJ world,
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he needs to practice on Ibiza time,
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though at this point, I don't even think
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he's good enough for Corfu.
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I don't know what any
of those words mean,
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but Maggie needs her sleep.
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♪ Now whip it ♪
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♪ Into shape ♪
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♪ Shape it up, get straight... ♪
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There, I made her A Quiet Place box.
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From the mind of John Krasinski.
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I hate that guy!
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Bart cannot be a DJ in our basement.
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Honey, I completely agree.
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Enjoy the billboard, pally.
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Seems like a good investment to me.
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I don't have a single concern.
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Bart... I mean Bartholomieux.
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When are you planning to drop the beat?
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Apparently, it's very important.
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Evening, Homer, or should I say morning?
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Listen, you know I like
to keep my blankets dry
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and my parties unpooped,
but, uh, all this, well,
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noise, I guess you'd call it,
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is making it difficult for
me and my boys to sleep.
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It's not noise.
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It's a tantalizing journey into sound.
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Well, could you at least ask
Bart to turn it diddly down?
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What?!
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Turn it diddly down!
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♪ Diddly down, d-diddly down ♪
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♪ Did-diddly down,
did-did-did-did... ♪
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Whoa,
listen to the cool guy in the song.
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I wish I was you.
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See you later, DJ Stupid Mustache.
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Okily-dokily.
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♪ Okily-dokily, Okily-dokily ♪
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♪ Did-diddly down, did-did-did... ♪
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♪ Cheese mansion ♪
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♪ Mansion made of cheese. ♪
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What you got there, Flanders?
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Well, sir, it occurred to me that, uh,
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if I'm a little, uh,
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inconvenienced by Bart's
musical endeavors,
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it's, uh,
really up to me to find a solution.
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So I went out and purchased
three pairs of these good boys.
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Noice-canceling headphones, eh?
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Man, I've always wanted to try those.
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Mind if I take them out for a test spin?
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Well, actually, I...
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Thanks, neighbor.
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Hello there, Mrs. McCormick.
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Dark times shall come
to Evergreen Terrace
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before the year is out.
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Oh, Mrs. McCormick,
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I do so enjoy your dire portents.
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Oh, this beat's getting pretty big.
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Maybe I'll drop it soon.
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Or maybe I won't.
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For God's sake, drop it, Bartholomieux!
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The tension, while delicious,
is unbearable!
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Daddy, this noise
unto the Lord isn't joyful.
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Bart, what happened?
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The beat, I waited too long to drop it.
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It was like a tiger in a cage,
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and I just kept taunting it.
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Yates was right: "Things fall apart.
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The center cannot hold."
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And when he wrote that in 1918,
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they didn't even have DJs.
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I'm sorry, Dad,
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but I'm out of the DJ game.
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But what about my mansion?
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I've already started
interviewing butlers.
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I used to think DJs
were overpaid frauds,
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but I now know they require
the nerves of a surgeon
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and the rare gift of turning music
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into faster, louder music.
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If anything, they aren't paid enough.
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Sorry, guys.
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You can all go home.
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- Right, very good, sir.
- As you wish, sir.
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It's been an honor, sir.
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I'm just glad we were able to
sleep through your big explode-o
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thanks to those noise-canceling
headphones your father bought.
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Oh, actually, I didn't buy them.
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I-I kind of borrowed them from Flanders.
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So Ned and his boys
had to spend the night
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enduring that... no offense, Bart...
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racket?!
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Homer Simpson,
you return those headphones
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and apologize immediately.
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Fine.
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The things I do for this family.
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Oh, hey, Flanders.
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I was just bringing back
your headphones.
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Oh, you don't look so good.
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Did you get beat up at the circus?
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Homer, this sweater is the one thing
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you've never, ever borrowed from me.
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So I'm giving it to you now.
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Hmm. Hmm-hmm.
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Ah, it's a little small.
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Now that I've literally given
you the shirt off my back,
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you and I will never have any
reason to interact ever again.
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In fact, these are the last
words I'll ever say to you.
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Oh, I've never seen Ned that upset.
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Ned Flanders is never
going to speak to me again?
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Ever? I guess I only have two words.
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Woo-hoo!
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The dark times have begun.
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Some days I wish Mrs.
McCormick had never moved here.
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So, Flanders thinks he'll never speak
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another word to me again, eh?
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Well, I say woo-hoo.
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Have I said woo-hoo yet?
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You have, Homer.
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Well, it bears repeating.
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I mean, does he think
I enjoy talking to him?
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Because I don't.
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You're right, if anything,
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it should be me that never
says another word to him.
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In fact, do you know
who the real victim is?
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Is it you?
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Bingo.
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However, if Flanders thinks
that by not talking to me,
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he... wins,
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I cannot allow that to happen.
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By this time tomorrow,
he'll be talking my ear off.
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Great plan.
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It is a great plan,
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and I'll tell you why.
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I'm asleep, aren't I?
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Yes.
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Listen up, Flanders, we need to talk
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about this so-called
"vow of silence" of yours.
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You go first.
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I've never seen my
daddy so angry before.
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It's like a bad movie.
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Have you ever seen a movie, Todd?
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No. What happens?
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- A lot of stuff.
- Neat!
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Oh, my dad has done so many
bad things to your dad,
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and I think your dad
has finally had enough.
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I really don't think
this is gonna blow over.
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Oh, my God.
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Look what's blowing over.
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Leaves from my tree.
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And they're going into Flanders' yard.
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Neighbors fight over this
kind of thing all the time,
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so I bet you have something
to say to me about it.
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Oh, come on, Flanders.
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Yell or something.
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Put me in my place.
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Should we help your dad or
wait till he stops twitching?
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I find it's best to wait.
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Sir, I'm about to make your day.
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I just need a full oral presentation
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on all of your left-handed wares.
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Spoken, please.
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Left-handed apple peeler.
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Left-handed chip clip.
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Left-handed belt buckle.
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Big Book of Left-Handed Compliments.
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Hmm.
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Oh, I should've known
he'd have a backup Savior.
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All the ladies in the house, go, "Hey!"
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Hey!
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All the fellas in the house, go, "Whoo!"
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Whoo!
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All the Flanders in the house,
say anything!
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Everybody in the house,
give me a second.
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Oh, boy.
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Hiya, Marge.
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To what do I owe my guest appearance
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in your blessed day?
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Actually, Ned,
I was wondering if you and I could maybe
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discuss this situation
between you and Homer.
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Of course we could.
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Come on in.
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So? So? Did he talk about me?
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He sure did.
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I got to say, Homer,
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if I weren't married to you,
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I probably wouldn't talk to you, either.
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Oh, I can't take this anymore.
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I thought Flanders not talking to me
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would be a magical Mardi Gras,
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but instead it's been
a never-ending Lent.
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Lent!
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Then why not do the one
thing you haven't done?
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Apologize.
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That's it.
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I'll write him an apology.
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Hmm, mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Actually, Dad, it's good.
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Really good.
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I had no idea you had such
depths of feeling in you.
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I mean, wow.
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You did quote the movie Point Break
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more than I expected, but I really think
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Mr. Flanders may finally forgive you.
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I hope you're right.
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I bared my whole soul in this letter,
and it feels amazing.
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Writers must be the happiest
people in the world.
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Knock 'em dead, Dad.
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Aah, we've been burgled!
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That's our stuff! What are you doing?
264
00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:42,920
You have to tell me why
you're destroying my stuff!
265
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:46,498
It's my stuff, you imbecile.
266
00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:49,484
I'm reclaiming everything
you've ever borrowed from me
267
00:13:49,486 --> 00:13:51,987
and destroying it so you
can never borrow it again.
268
00:13:51,989 --> 00:13:54,431
That includes the lock
on your front door.
269
00:13:55,842 --> 00:13:57,917
But what about my apology?
270
00:13:57,995 --> 00:14:00,178
Homer, your apology was beautiful,
271
00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:02,422
heartfelt and enraging!
272
00:14:02,499 --> 00:14:03,665
Huh?
273
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,500
You know,
I gave you a pass all these years
274
00:14:05,502 --> 00:14:07,760
'cause I thought you were
just too dumb to know better,
275
00:14:07,838 --> 00:14:10,355
but this eloquent plea for forgiveness
276
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:14,160
shows you're a thinking,
feeling human being,
277
00:14:14,195 --> 00:14:16,328
and you did that stuff to me anyway!
278
00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:18,622
My couch!
279
00:14:18,699 --> 00:14:21,124
The one thing in this
world I truly love.
280
00:14:21,201 --> 00:14:22,608
It's my couch.
281
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,520
You borrowed it from me
the very first day we met.
282
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:29,174
I've got to get over there
and stop this madness!
283
00:14:34,548 --> 00:14:36,531
Gone to Flanders' to save couch.
284
00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,308
Home for dinner.
285
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,228
My car.
286
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,705
You killed my car!
287
00:14:43,707 --> 00:14:45,040
Okay, mister,
288
00:14:45,042 --> 00:14:46,858
I'll kill your car.
289
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,828
Car fight!
290
00:14:57,904 --> 00:15:00,222
Car fight! Car fight!
291
00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:02,165
Car fight!
292
00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:23,437
I don't want to hear it.
293
00:15:32,547 --> 00:15:34,847
What do you two chuckleheads
have to say for yourselves?
294
00:15:34,925 --> 00:15:36,349
I hate him more than Joab
295
00:15:36,426 --> 00:15:38,351
hated Abner in the Book of Samuel.
296
00:15:38,428 --> 00:15:40,353
I hate him more than Tennessee Tuxedo
297
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,614
hated the tedium of his life in the zoo.
298
00:15:42,766 --> 00:15:44,449
- I don't know what to say to you.
- Oh, yeah?
299
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:47,102
Well, Chumley the Walrus
has a lot more to say
300
00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:49,362
about this situation...
301
00:15:49,439 --> 00:15:51,531
I have never seen two people
with such a bitter hatred
302
00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:54,943
for each other outside of
happily married couples.
303
00:15:54,945 --> 00:15:57,370
Hmm, well, that gives me an
idea for one of my folksy,
304
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,781
movie premise-like judgments.
305
00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:02,708
Instead of jail,
I sentence the two of you
306
00:16:02,786 --> 00:16:05,287
to 100 hours of couples counseling.
307
00:16:06,575 --> 00:16:09,291
- D'oh!
- Permission to use profanity, Your Honor?
308
00:16:09,293 --> 00:16:10,642
I'll allow it.
309
00:16:10,718 --> 00:16:11,902
Marmalade milkshake!
310
00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:16,177
_
311
00:16:17,171 --> 00:16:18,650
Look, I need you both to know
312
00:16:18,726 --> 00:16:21,227
that this isn't gonna
be an overnight fix.
313
00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:24,472
It could take years of intensive,
soul-baring...
314
00:16:24,474 --> 00:16:27,826
Could you please stop flicking
each other in the eyeballs?
315
00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:34,240
All right,
that does it for talk therapy.
316
00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:35,926
Luckily, there are drugs.
317
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,153
- I don't do drugs.
- I'll have his.
318
00:16:38,155 --> 00:16:40,430
There have been amazing
advances in the use
319
00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:43,658
of therapeutic psychedelics
for dysfunctional couples.
320
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,717
U-completamine will take
you on a shared journey
321
00:16:46,752 --> 00:16:48,087
that could help resolve your conflict,
322
00:16:48,165 --> 00:16:50,756
with only a slight risk of
permanent brain explosion,
323
00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:52,109
or "PBE."
324
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,002
I'll happily blow up both our brains
325
00:16:54,004 --> 00:16:57,430
if there's the slightest chance
of making Ned suck less.
326
00:16:58,306 --> 00:17:00,266
I can't live with this anger anymore.
327
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:02,360
Let's just do it.
328
00:17:03,343 --> 00:17:06,181
The drug is now slowly
entering your bloodstream.
329
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:07,866
Just relax and remember...
330
00:17:07,942 --> 00:17:09,275
if you see a door, open it.
331
00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:10,794
If you see a road, follow it.
332
00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:12,370
And most importantly...
333
00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:16,858
we don't take insurance.
334
00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:19,863
I'm scared.
335
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:23,098
- Where are we going?
- I don't dang-diddly know.
336
00:17:24,082 --> 00:17:26,025
Soul sensors activate.
337
00:17:26,102 --> 00:17:28,269
How many of you beautiful
mutants are ready
338
00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:31,422
to drop some serious repressed emotions?
339
00:17:37,512 --> 00:17:39,539
What the hell is going on?
340
00:17:39,615 --> 00:17:41,249
We're cartoons.
341
00:17:46,226 --> 00:17:47,605
Garfunkel!
342
00:17:47,607 --> 00:17:48,840
Turtlenecks!
343
00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:58,683
Good grief!
344
00:17:59,894 --> 00:18:02,470
Why did we turn into
all those famous duos?
345
00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:03,637
Famous?
346
00:18:03,714 --> 00:18:05,398
I didn't recognize any of them.
347
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:13,597
Now we have
no corporeal form!
348
00:18:13,649 --> 00:18:15,825
Nice going, Flanders.
349
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,416
Everyone's dead.
350
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:45,254
Which means no one's
defending your brain castle.
351
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,840
Flanders' head is full of me.
352
00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:59,202
Homer has a shrine to me?
353
00:19:02,439 --> 00:19:04,682
I think I get it now.
354
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:07,018
I see how happy and successful you are,
355
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,944
so I think I'm not worthy of you.
356
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,298
I treat you terribly out
of my own insecurity.
357
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:16,360
Also because you've got awesome
stuff and I like taking it.
358
00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:19,030
And I wish I could savor
life half as much as you do.
359
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:23,142
But what I truly love is
feeling morally superior to you.
360
00:19:23,177 --> 00:19:26,203
That's why I accept and even
encourage your worst behavior.
361
00:19:26,205 --> 00:19:28,297
Like how you're scratching your butt
362
00:19:28,374 --> 00:19:29,557
with that statue of me.
363
00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:32,819
What? It's pointy.
364
00:19:32,895 --> 00:19:37,731
So I-I guess what we really
want is the status quo.
365
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:39,975
Status whoa!
366
00:19:39,977 --> 00:19:42,887
Another U-completamine breakthrough.
367
00:19:42,889 --> 00:19:45,222
Well, how is it possible
we had the exact same
368
00:19:45,224 --> 00:19:46,907
psychedelic sleigh ride?
369
00:19:46,984 --> 00:19:48,726
And why are you a part of it?
370
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:49,836
I couldn't tell you.
371
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:51,987
No one has any idea
how these drugs work.
372
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,339
Bye!
373
00:19:58,738 --> 00:20:00,930
Well, Homer, any thoughts?
374
00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:06,260
Oh, Flanders!
375
00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:14,935
Homer, did you take my paper again?
376
00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:17,438
No. Why would you say that?
377
00:20:17,514 --> 00:20:19,014
Because you're holding it.
378
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,425
Florida has a hockey team?
379
00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:23,252
You know what, Homer?
380
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:24,945
Okily-dokily.
381
00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:29,041
Ned, I got something for you.
382
00:20:29,118 --> 00:20:31,602
My sweater.
383
00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:32,937
Thanks, neighborino.
384
00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:36,107
You're welcome, stupid Flanders.
385
00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:57,128
♪ See my vest ♪
386
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,647
♪ See my vest, see my vest ♪
387
00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:01,056
That was Marge, bitch!
388
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,967
♪ Who controls the British crown? ♪
389
00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:05,244
♪ Who keeps
the metric system down? ♪
390
00:21:05,321 --> 00:21:07,396
♪ The name's Poochie D,
and I rock the telly ♪
391
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,564
♪ I'm half Joe Camel
and a third Fonzarelli ♪
392
00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:11,751
♪ He can talk, he can talk,
he can talk, he can talk ♪
393
00:21:11,827 --> 00:21:14,161
- ♪ I can sing ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, Dr. Zaius ♪
394
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:16,422
- ♪ What'd I say? ♪
- ♪ Do the Bartman ♪
395
00:21:16,499 --> 00:21:18,240
- ♪ What's it called? ♪
- ♪ The Bartman ♪
396
00:21:18,317 --> 00:21:20,075
♪ 'Cause everyone is
horrid except me ♪
397
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,986
- ♪ And possibly... ♪
- Hit it!
398
00:21:21,988 --> 00:21:24,246
- ♪ Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius ♪
- ♪ Brain freeze ♪
399
00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:25,990
♪ Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius ♪
400
00:21:25,992 --> 00:21:28,634
♪ Shaving my shoulders ♪
401
00:21:28,711 --> 00:21:31,354
♪ That name again is Mr. Plow. ♪
402
00:21:33,545 --> 00:21:34,982
Shh!
403
00:21:37,549 --> 00:21:40,517
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