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D'oh!
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♪ Bowl me to the moon ♪
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♪ And roll me to the stars ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ This is more than just a game ♪
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♪ For big fat dopes in bars ♪
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♪ No ♪
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♪ For lazy guys ♪
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♪ This is a sport ♪
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♪ Doo bap, doo boop bee boo wow ♪
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It's today.
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It's today!
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- What day is it?
- Saturday.
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It's today!
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Whoopie.
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Move over Los Angeles and Philadelphia.
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It's Springfield's turn to
have its drunken sports fans
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climb streetlights and
burn down the town.
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That's right, finally,
after years of phantom fouls
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and butt fumbles,
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one of our beloved local sports teams,
the "Pin Pals,"
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have made it to the state championship.
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With Springfield's years of
failure at sports, the arts,
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and our disastrous
toddler boxing tournament,
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it's no exaggeration to say
that our "Super Bowlers" are
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garnering tremendous pin-terest.
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Finally, strikes I can support.
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Mayor, you've been accused of being
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a fair-weather fan for this team.
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Not true.
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I am a dyed-in-the-wool fan of these...
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Bowlers.
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Bowlers?! Really?
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People still do that?
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So you don't mind that they say
you're jumping on the bandwagon?
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Let me just say,
no one jumps later or harder than I.
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To the Pin Heads, eh... Pin Pals.
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And now, your heroes, the Pin Pals.
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How you doing?
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Marry me!
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Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.
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Anyhoo, I could never have made it
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without my very good friends,
Homer, Carl, Flanders,
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and that new guy from Portugal
whose, uh, name I forget.
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Yi-yo-yu!
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He don't speak the good
English or nothing,
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but he sure as hell can roll strikes.
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And he's got a very hot sister,
or girlfriend, or mother...
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It's really hard to tell.
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Eu te amo.
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All right. Based on my experience,
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that is not his mother.
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Uh, I just want to say,
we aren't just doing this for us.
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It is going to mean the
world to this entire town.
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Excuse me, but I don't see
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how the town possibly
benefits from this.
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We'd be helped a lot more
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by a traffic light on Elm Street.
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Smack him with his bone! Smack him good!
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Uh, my friends and neighbors...
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Reluctant neighbors.
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I'd just like us to, uh, bow our heads,
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- and thank...
- Stupid Flanders.
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Turns everything good into church.
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Just once, can you not mention God?
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All righty, then,
let me just s-say way to go,
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Big Guy in the Sky.
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And his son, Jesus Christ. Amen.
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Jesus is God's rod.
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Jesus is God's rod.
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Blasphemy.
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And now, O captain,
my captain, Homer Simpson.
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There's one word that defines this team.
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And that word isn't "can" or "might."
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That word is, uh, wait a minute.
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Cards out of order...
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Can't read my own writing here.
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Oh, okay, it's "will."
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Yes, we will!
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Let's go Pin Pals.
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Win that title.
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Win that title!
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- Let's get pickles.
- Let's get pickles.
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All right folks, break it up.
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Unless you're jerkin' a gherkin,
go on home.
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Oh, Homie. Today was magnificent.
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I always thought bowling
was just an excuse
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to get away from the kids
and drink a lot of beer.
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What? No. Never. What?
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But now it's made the
whole town proud of you.
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And I'm part of the town,
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so this comes from the heart.
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Ugh, I can't say it.
I don't want to say it.
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You can't make me say it,
and I won't say it.
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Or even think it!
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Aw, thank you, son.
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I love you all. Water my plants.
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You don't have any plants.
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Then we're good. Bye.
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Ain't this the life?
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Whirly birding,
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full can of soda, two bags of peanuts.
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I've never known such luxury.
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I could die right now a happy man.
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This is your captain speaking.
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Please buckle up as we attempt to clear
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the treacherous mountain peak.
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Wha...?!
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No worries.
Every chopper in town takes this route.
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Overweight? How is that possible?
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Pilot, five passengers,
five 14-pound balls...
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Uh, I wanted a little extra oomph,
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so I actually brought a 16-pound ball.
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Me, too. By which I mean I
brought two 16-pound balls.
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Anyone else want to
brag about their balls?
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I mean, seriously?
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Fausto bring this. For good luck.
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Yi-yo-yu!
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I'm gonna have to put
her down on the mountain.
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Of all the times to be sober.
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This could be it.
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At least I can say goodbye.
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- Hello?
- Marge...
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We're not home now,
so please don't rob us.
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Leave a message.
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Listen, Marge, we've had our arguments,
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we've had our things,
but thank God I have the time
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to tell you how I really feel...
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- Mailbox full.
- D'oh!
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Whee! Ah!
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As your captain, one thing is clear:
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we must get off this mountain.
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And I'm no expert on mountains,
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but I say down is this way.
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D'oh!
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D'oh!
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What the...?
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I wouldn't leave just yet, Homer.
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Our new friend there
still hasn't woken up.
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Oh, God! Spanish-what's-his-name.
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It's Portuguese-what's-his-name,
you idiot.
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Chief?
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- Is there any word?
- 'Fraid not.
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Apparently they knocked
out a cell phone tower
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on the way down.
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Wait, wait!
Uh, now we're getting somewhere.
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- Yeah.
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Oh, thank God, man.
I was starting to lose all hope.
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Oh, you hungry cops
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put-a my kids through college.
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Seven-a sisters.
Not the women's colleges.
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I have-a seven daughters:
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Gia, Mia, Pia, Tia, Zia,
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Iphigenia, and then Emily,
for some reason.
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I don't know.
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Hmm, still barely breathing.
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If the Lord could carry His cross,
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I can carry this poor soul.
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Huh? Well, look at that.
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Flanders risking his own
life to save another.
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Wow.
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Homer, could you get my water bottle?
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No.
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A phone! Someone's got cell service.
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Hello, Moe speaking.
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Hi, I'm looking for a Mr. Simpson.
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First name, Homer.
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Oh, I recognize that voice.
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You ever call me again, you little puke,
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I'm gonna cut you up,
use your intestines as violin strings,
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and play "Flight of the Bumblebee!"
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I'm gonna go Rimsky-Korsakov on yas.
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I'm just trying to find my dad.
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Yeah, right.
Try looking in hell, hell boy!
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Ay caramba!
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Moe, you idiot!
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You were the only one
with cellular service.
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What have I done?
Me and my anger issues.
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Dr. Rubenstein's gonna
be so disappointed.
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Stupid avalanche.
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No connection.
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And it's almost night.
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I feel so much regret.
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I never got the chance to
tell my son I loved him.
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Never? You're 87 years old.
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Uh, it was on my "to do" list.
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Take a look.
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See?
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Still no sign of the missing bowlers.
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And one thing I must say now,
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there is nothing a
newscaster loves better
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than missing people,
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be they on a mountain, in a submarine,
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or, preferably, deep under rubble.
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Even if we know they're dead,
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we'll keep it quiet for a few days,
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just to keep the ratings up.
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And now, tonight's lotto,
which no one ever wins.
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No...!
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Why am I talking like this?
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I'm not falling,
just clinging to the edge!
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Oh, man, that was close.
How deep is that thing, anyway?
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Only one way to find out.
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Gentlemen,
I fear we're starting to hallucinate.
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That's crazy talk.
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Barney, pick up the spare.
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Listen to me. Time to get your
cuckoos back in your clocks.
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We're approaching the
point of no return.
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Flanders, h-how do I put this?
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I was thinking I might want to...
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oh, this is so embarrassing...
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pray.
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There are no atheists in foxholes.
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Oh, yes. Foxes are very religious.
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I'd be praying if a bunch of
guys in red vests on horses
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were trying to kill me.
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Now, make with the Our Father.
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Still no word on the Springfield team.
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Please observe an anticipatory
60-second moment of silence.
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Wasn't me.
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Strike.
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My friends, if we just
have faith in the good Lord
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who blew us to bits on
the side of the mountain,
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we'll be okay.
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Hey, Churchy Joe,
tell that to my piggies!
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The word "frostbite" sounds so cutesy
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when people get it at
Buffalo Bills games,
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but when it happens to you, ugh!
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Well, I think things will be just fine.
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Really? And who made you Optimist Prime?
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I broke open my first aid kit.
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Anybody else holding out on anything?
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Like me with these two bags of peanuts,
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which I'm going to eat right
now despite my peanut allergy.
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See this?
This is the face of a survivor.
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Uh, Christmas decorations?
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Uh, in October?
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We've done everything we can
to help your father, so...
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I thought this would
help us feel better.
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Bart, they say a kid is only as happy
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as their saddest parent.
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Zoom in on the heartbroken family.
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Zoom, I say!
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No. I can't.
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I didn't go to journalism
school to be a ghoul.
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I went because it was an easy major.
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Take your soul and get the
hell out of local news.
264
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,287
Fausto... not good.
265
00:12:46,289 --> 00:12:48,390
My friend, we will get you back
266
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,651
and then you and I will
have a grand old time.
267
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,486
I hear you silently agreeing.
268
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,248
We'll go fishing and make s'mores
269
00:12:56,324 --> 00:12:58,233
and we'll be best friends.
270
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,843
You're a Catholic and I'm a Christian,
271
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,586
but we'll work through that.
272
00:13:01,663 --> 00:13:03,847
Ooh, more silent agreement.
273
00:13:03,924 --> 00:13:05,424
Here, my friend, let me...
let me set you down
274
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,559
so we can talk about our great future.
275
00:13:08,762 --> 00:13:11,430
Save your breath, pal. He's dead.
276
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,266
No! No, he's not dead.
H-He's just resting.
277
00:13:14,342 --> 00:13:16,585
Oh, Lord, you can't be this cruel.
278
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,755
Sorry, man.
I knew he was a goner a while ago,
279
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,940
but I liked watching you carry him.
280
00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:23,592
We were gonna make s'mores.
281
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,278
Now there'll just be s'nothing.
282
00:13:26,354 --> 00:13:28,855
Poor Fausto. Poor Flanders.
283
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,690
You really tried, man.
284
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,267
Oh, I mean it.
285
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,119
I'm not just hugging
you because you're warm,
286
00:13:34,196 --> 00:13:35,954
although that's a big part of it.
287
00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:37,214
You're a good man.
288
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,216
Homer, I knew you had a heart.
289
00:13:39,293 --> 00:13:41,534
Just like the Cowardly Lion.
290
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:45,055
He always had a heart.
What he lacked was courage.
291
00:13:45,132 --> 00:13:47,707
And the Scarecrow lacked straw, right?
292
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,284
No, he was nothing but straw.
293
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:52,879
Wow. I'm looking at
everything with new eyes.
294
00:13:52,881 --> 00:13:54,790
Just like the Tin Man.
295
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,808
That's not what the Tin Man...
296
00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:58,310
Look, just give me another hug.
297
00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:02,722
All right, gentlemen,
there's a subject we need to discuss.
298
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,892
Now we've waited long enough,
I'm just going to say it:
299
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,412
It is time that we
resorted to cannibalism.
300
00:14:08,489 --> 00:14:09,580
Mmm.
301
00:14:09,656 --> 00:14:11,823
What? No. Absolutely not.
302
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,492
I'm not saying we eat him.
303
00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:16,119
I'm saying we prepare him to be eaten.
304
00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:18,738
If he gets frozen,
we'll just end up with junk food,
305
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,649
like his hair or his toenails.
306
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,651
What?
307
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,926
Stop! Stop! Stop!
308
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,337
Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!
309
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,931
Just gimme a wing. Come on.
You got two, come on!
310
00:14:28,008 --> 00:14:30,184
No eating people.
311
00:14:32,587 --> 00:14:34,396
_
312
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,128
_
313
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,325
If I eat these,
and don't share them...
314
00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:41,085
it breaks every value I have.
315
00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:44,739
But just thinking about it
also means I've sinned. Hmm.
316
00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:46,741
I must say,
it's a lot easier to have this debate
317
00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:48,518
with my mouth full of matzah.
318
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:50,353
Flanders?
319
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,672
- Yes?
- It's so clear to me now.
320
00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:54,357
You're the better man, Ned.
321
00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:55,600
Well, that's not true.
322
00:14:55,602 --> 00:14:57,477
You've got the highest
average on the team.
323
00:14:57,512 --> 00:14:58,862
I'm nothing compared to you.
324
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,272
Have you noticed I haven't called you
"stupid Flanders"
325
00:15:01,349 --> 00:15:02,682
once on this mountain?
326
00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:05,184
What do you want, a Nobel Peace Prize?
327
00:15:05,262 --> 00:15:08,187
Sorry, sorry, I really do appreciate it.
328
00:15:08,265 --> 00:15:09,522
It's just that I've come to realize
329
00:15:09,599 --> 00:15:11,766
I'm not a natural leader, like you.
330
00:15:11,768 --> 00:15:14,544
The Lord has a time and a
place for everyone, my friend.
331
00:15:14,621 --> 00:15:16,271
Homer, if the high altitude
332
00:15:16,273 --> 00:15:17,789
hasn't turned your brain to mulch,
333
00:15:17,865 --> 00:15:19,699
would you like to lead us in prayer?
334
00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:22,552
Heavenly father, who art in truck stop.
335
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:25,722
Ping-pong. Rock. Zipper. Jambalaya.
336
00:15:28,317 --> 00:15:29,317
Now, don't worry.
337
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,453
Just 'cause one of us has
a tickle in his whistle
338
00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,230
doesn't mean...
339
00:15:37,402 --> 00:15:40,645
We're in the tenth frame, people.
340
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,889
If you want me to eat youse later,
just say nothing.
341
00:15:57,814 --> 00:15:59,572
Chief, any news?
342
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:01,316
About what? Oh, right.
343
00:16:01,318 --> 00:16:03,409
Um, Marge, with conditions
344
00:16:03,428 --> 00:16:05,745
as bad as they are on that mountain,
345
00:16:05,822 --> 00:16:09,507
even if they somehow did
survive the crash, uh,
346
00:16:09,584 --> 00:16:11,676
oh, how can I put this gently?
347
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,419
What do you mean, "gently"?
348
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,272
You basically told me they're dead!
349
00:16:15,348 --> 00:16:17,941
Will you please leave my family be?
350
00:16:18,756 --> 00:16:20,518
Never easy being a cop.
351
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,003
Then why did you become one?
352
00:16:22,005 --> 00:16:24,856
'Cause I look great in blue.
It goes with my eyes.
353
00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:26,357
Your eyes are black.
354
00:16:26,434 --> 00:16:28,359
Well, I've wasted my life.
355
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,696
Patty and Selma?
356
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,124
Oh, this day couldn't get any worse.
357
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,442
Is what my dad would
say if he were alive.
358
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,020
Marge, dear, at a time like this,
359
00:16:39,022 --> 00:16:41,798
all we want to do is
sit and hold your hand.
360
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,259
No talk. Just love.
361
00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:47,620
I did want to say one thing:
362
00:16:47,697 --> 00:16:49,639
"Better get your booty
shorts to the cleaners
363
00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:52,124
"because you're gonna be
the most popular widow
364
00:16:52,202 --> 00:16:54,035
on the pickleball circuit."
365
00:16:54,037 --> 00:16:55,478
He's not dead!
366
00:16:55,555 --> 00:16:57,388
Well, we can't be sure...
367
00:16:57,465 --> 00:16:59,799
But we did use generative AI
368
00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:02,301
to make an image of Homer as a corpse.
369
00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:04,487
To get you used to the idea, dear.
370
00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:10,327
Some of these we had
even before the crash.
371
00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:12,554
He's not dead. He's not dead!
372
00:17:12,556 --> 00:17:15,498
In fact,
I bet he's even going to save the day.
373
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:18,560
Can you excuse us?
374
00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:21,004
We need to go outside and laugh.
375
00:17:23,766 --> 00:17:25,249
Oh, is this it?
376
00:17:25,326 --> 00:17:27,068
My story ends now?
377
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:31,806
Buried in the snow, frozen alone
like broccoli in my freezer?
378
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,579
My dear son, are you ready to join me?
379
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:40,523
I am, Mommy. Take me to the good place.
380
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,677
Um... That's not exactly where I am.
381
00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:47,589
They are very hard on
former left-wing radicals
382
00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:48,773
in the afterlife.
383
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,108
What are you saying?
384
00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:53,428
I'm in a place with a
lot of incredible people.
385
00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:56,706
Machiavelli, Che Guevara,
386
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,858
Casanova.
387
00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:01,861
Casanova. Oh, Casanova.
388
00:18:01,938 --> 00:18:06,958
I thought dying in 1798 would
keep me from being MeToo'd.
389
00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:08,802
Um... Um...
390
00:18:12,329 --> 00:18:14,391
Mom? What are you making?
391
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:17,543
All of your father's favorites.
For when he comes back.
392
00:18:17,621 --> 00:18:19,712
Pork chops, glazed ham,
393
00:18:19,789 --> 00:18:23,233
fried hooves, snout surprise.
394
00:18:23,309 --> 00:18:25,977
Oh, I can't be in the
same room with that smell.
395
00:18:26,129 --> 00:18:28,813
Yeah, it's pretty disgusting.
396
00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:35,394
Hey, someone's cooking.
397
00:18:35,472 --> 00:18:37,288
Marge is cooking!
398
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,083
I can't die here.
399
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,643
My family needs me.
400
00:18:41,645 --> 00:18:43,311
My story is still being written.
401
00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:47,239
And the next word in it is yeeargh!
402
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,837
You're coming too, friends.
403
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,000
Hidilly doodily, Saviorino!
404
00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:10,488
For once, Flanders, you owe me.
405
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,195
_
406
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:20,531
Homer Simpson. Hmm, what can I say?
407
00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:24,127
He slept through Mass.
He'd floss with a Bible ribbon.
408
00:19:24,278 --> 00:19:28,113
I'm afraid he leaves behind no
good deed to remember him by.
409
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:32,952
Just another fat pinball
slipping past God's flippers.
410
00:19:33,884 --> 00:19:36,030
Here's something the
church never heard of:
411
00:19:36,032 --> 00:19:38,716
A guy coming back from the dead!
412
00:19:39,682 --> 00:19:41,311
God bless him.
413
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:44,147
My bald, beautiful boy.
414
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,798
No good deeds, Reverend?
415
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:48,209
I've got a new end for your eulogy:
416
00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:50,561
Thank God for Homer Simpson!
417
00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:53,990
That's my dad. Suck it, other dads.
418
00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:58,052
You miss two birthdays and a school play
419
00:19:58,054 --> 00:20:00,747
and suddenly you're the bad guy.
420
00:20:03,484 --> 00:20:05,335
I knew you'd make it back.
421
00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:08,988
I knew it. I knew it.
422
00:20:09,065 --> 00:20:12,324
You were wrong. You were wrong!
423
00:20:12,402 --> 00:20:14,677
And you were wrong, preacher man.
424
00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:16,513
Just premature.
425
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:20,499
I knew he'd make it.
Since five seconds ago.
426
00:20:20,577 --> 00:20:22,334
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
427
00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:24,503
♪ He's now a jolly good fellow ♪
428
00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:27,172
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
429
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,100
♪ He totally didn't die ♪
430
00:20:29,176 --> 00:20:31,435
♪ He totally didn't die. ♪
431
00:20:31,512 --> 00:20:34,680
Simpson,
I always knew you had it in you.
432
00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:37,700
That'll do, Flanders. That'll do.
433
00:20:38,526 --> 00:20:39,584
Aww.
434
00:20:51,699 --> 00:20:53,791
I'm alive! I'm alive! I'm alive!
435
00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:56,277
Well, you don't have
to make a meal out of it.
436
00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:57,703
Yi-yo-yu!
437
00:20:57,781 --> 00:21:00,039
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
438
00:21:00,116 --> 00:21:01,465
♪ He's now a jolly good fellow ♪
439
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:04,468
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
440
00:21:04,545 --> 00:21:07,230
♪ He totally didn't die. ♪
441
00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:32,438
Shh.
442
00:21:35,374 --> 00:21:38,388
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