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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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{\an8}[Coach Krupt blows whistle]
Hustle up, snot rockets!
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{\an8}Today, we start
a unit that will test your physical
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{\an8}and emotional endurance.
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{\an8}- It will make men of you if you survive.
- [children gasp]
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{\an8}I speak of social dancing.
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{\an8}[children murmur]
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{\an8}If we dance with girls,
that means we'll have to touch them.
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{\an8}My mom says only sheeple wear masks,
but I don't care.
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{\an8}Cooties aren't a hoax.
They're real! [whimpers]
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{\an8}- Grow up! Maturity!
- [grunts]
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{\an8}- Rite of passage!
- Ow!
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{\an8}- Change is beautiful!
- Ow!
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{\an8}You will learn the touchiest version
of the Texas two-step.
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{\an8}Like so.
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{\an8}["Chattahoochee" playing]
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{\an8}[Coach Krupt] Get real close, boys.
Body to body. No daylight.
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{\an8}We're gonna get cooties for sure!
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{\an8}I'm gonna find a way to protect us.
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{\an8}Everyone solo dance till I get back!
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{\an8}[music continues]
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{\an8}Perfect.
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{\an8}Quick, put these Band-Aids on your hands.
They'll block any and all girl contact.
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{\an8}Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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{\an8}[music fades out]
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{\an8}Ooh, I don't feel so good.
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{\an8}[groans] These Band-Aids
smell like my uncle Claude.
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{\an8}Uh-oh.
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{\an8}"Transdermal nicotine"!
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{\an8}[all screaming]
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{\an8}[groaning]
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{\an8}[groaning]
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{\an8}[roars]
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{\an8}[pants]
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Well, Bart, you've really wet
the mogwai this time.
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This wasn't my fault. I didn't know those
Band-Aids would make everyone crazy.
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You expect me to believe that?
Bart Simpson, the Prank King?
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The boy who live-streamed
my colonoscopy to the second graders?
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Hey, Ralph did find that polyp.
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It was benign, unlike your punishment.
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Oh, fine. Don't believe me.
No one ever believes me. Do your worst.
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Welcome to supermax detention.
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Your worst was did!
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Did you see that video
with the dancing Canadian boy?
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Yeah, cute.
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Did you see the unlikely animal friends
video with the ra...
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Raccoon and horse riding around.
Good for them.
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- Mm-hmm, they'll do that.
- [phone beeps]
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[Marge] Ooh.
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Homer, we just got invited
to a wedding in the Poconos.
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It's a destination wedding.
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- Oh, God. No.
- What?
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{\an8}Let me educate you
about destination weddings,
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{\an8}or as I like to call them,
forced vacations.
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{\an8}You fly halfway across the country
to sit in a boring church, not on Sunday.
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Then you're stuck in a lousy hotel
for a whole weekend
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with a bunch of people you don't know,
or you do know, and you hate.
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And that's just the beginning.
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First, there's the welcome drinks
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where the "signature cocktail"
has a... [gags] ...cucumber in it.
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And this one's in the Poconos,
which sounds like islands,
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but it's just Pennsylvania.
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And you're forced to do
all these preplanned activities,
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like a zip line you're too fat to use.
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And they have to bring in
a telephone bucket truck to get you down!
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And at the after-wedding brunch,
everyone calls you Johnny Zipline.
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[muffled] And they open the presents
in front of everybody.
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So they all know from the online
registry, yours is the cheapest.
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And it's all super expensive.
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So you have to waste
all the airline miles you got
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when your credit card
was stolen by scammers
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who bought $50,000 of printer toner!
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Of course. Yes.
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The toner miles.
We can use them to fly to the wedding.
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Oh, but my rant.
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Homer Simpson,
I can't think of anything more romantic
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than transporting ourselves to a magical
setting to celebrate a new love.
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We are going.
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[Homer groans]
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There. Done.
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{\an8}Clean it again.
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[groans] This isn't fair!
I didn't do anything wrong!
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My only crime is I didn't wanna
do dancing with some stupid girls!
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Girls? That's why you're here?
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[scoffs] Be a man, boy!
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Don't fall apart over some lassie
with silky hair
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and a dimple you could get lost in
like a bottomless pit of sweetness that...
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[grunts, screams]
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Oh, that feels better.
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So, you wanna tell me about this girl?
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[sighs] Take a seat.
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[grunts]
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It all happened in Scotland, in me youth.
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There was this girl that I loved. Maisie.
I thought she loved me back.
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But she broke my heart.
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That's why I came to America,
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blighted land of "Barbenheimer-ing,"
wrestling believers,
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to forget the fickle lass
who let Willie down.
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And all women!
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- [grunts]
- [glass shatters]
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I'm with you, brother.
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[heaves, exhales]
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Who needs girls?
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Now we're rage-bonding.
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[heaves]
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- Men don't let men down.
- [Bart grunts]
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[shouts] This is how we express emotion!
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[laughs]
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♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪
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{\an8}♪ And all my homeys gonna ride today ♪
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{\an8}♪ And all these mommies look fly today ♪
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{\an8}♪ And all we wanna do is get by today ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hey, we're gonna have a good day ♪
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Willie, get your wheelbarrow.
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You won't believe what they threw out
at the hospital.
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Huh?
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Willie? Willie?
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Seymour! Willie's gone.
I can't find him anywhere.
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[chuckles] Willie disappears all the time.
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He's probably drunk in a ditch
on the outskirts of town.
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Oh, my God. Willie?
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And then there's all the creepy
wedding weekend hookups.
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Which lead to the next
destination wedding.
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Dad, snap out of it!
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Something's happened to Willie.
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Someone trashed his shack,
and I can't find him anywhere.
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[phone rings]
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- [gasps] It's him.
- Bart, my wee bestie.
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I'm in Edinburgh. I need you.
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Help!
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[screaming]
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[Bart] Somebody kidnapped Willie.
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We gotta go to Scotland and help him.
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I'm the only person
who cares about him in the world.
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Homie, Bart's begged us
for a lot of things,
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but I've never seen this look
in his eye before.
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Not even when he begged us
for that neck tattoo of a rattlesnake
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with a hand grenade tail.
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But we can't just fly to Scotland.
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Marge, there is one way.
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No, don't say it.
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- I have to say it.
- No.
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The miles.
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But-But the Poconos.
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The miles, Marge. They're transferable.
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I know. I know they are. [groans]
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I guess we're not going
to that destination wedding after all.
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[gasps]
That's the building from Willie's call.
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Willie, where are you?
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[Willie] Bart, is that you?
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I'll save you, Willie.
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I won't let those bastards...
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Pass you appetizers?
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Ah, Bart. You came. And just in time.
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In time for what?
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My wedding. Willie's getting married!
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Married?
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[Homer] Welcome bags. Schedule of events.
Losers from home.
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New people I already hate.
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- [gasps] This is a...
- Destination wedding.
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[screams, sobs] No!
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What the hell, boy? A destination wedding?
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You promised me a kidnapping or murder.
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Yeah, Willie, what the hell?
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On that call,
it sounded like someone was killing you.
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Oh, that was just Maisie
coming in for a snog.
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Give us a smooch, you big, ugly bawbag.
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Aw, haud yer whisht 'fore I boke.
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[both growling]
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Maisie? Isn't that the girl
that betrayed you?
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Well, there is a bit of a story there.
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A love story. Ooh!
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Please say it's long.
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It's all in the welcome
cocktail slideshow.
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[groans]
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["Endless Love" playing on TV]
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[Willie] I was working for Maisie's da,
harvesting peat in the peat bogs.
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[Maisie] Burning peat is
what gives whiskey its distinctive flavor.
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And Willie could sniff out
the best bogs of them all.
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And that's how we met.
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[Maisie] It was a peat-cute.
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[Willie, Maisie laugh]
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[Willie] I was the happiest mud-smeller
in the world,
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but her family disapproved of me.
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They tried to shovel us apart.
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So we made plans to elope
and sail away together.
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But when I waited at the docks,
she did nae show.
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So I left for America alone and bitter.
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The reason I didn't show was my family
told me Willie was eaten by a sheep.
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But when I saw your TikTok,
I knew my love was alive.
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She slid right into me DMs.
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We started sexting right away.
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[Willie] So I dropped everything
and came back
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{\an8}where the whole family was waiting
with open arms and an apology haggis.
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Oh, Willie, we cannae wait to shove
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that wonderful nose of yours
in the bogs again
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and take our whiskey
right back to the top.
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[cheering]
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You know, Willie was the one person
who understood my anger.
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Now, it's like all our screaming
meant nothing.
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Yeah. Well, everything I hate
about these things is coming true.
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We just got here and the weird hookups
have already started.
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So, is there a Lunch Mr. Dora?
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[laughs]
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Ew.
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Mom, how come Lisa doesn't have
to do all this lovey-dovey wedding crap?
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Well, your sister isn't best friends
with the school janitor,
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so she went off to tour Edinburgh
on her own.
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Okay, I rubbed the toe
of David Hume's statue.
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I climbed the Walter Scott monument.
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I ate something called a Scotch egg
which I very much regret.
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[gasps] The Fringe Festival.
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A celebration of theatrical irony
and self-awareness.
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{\an8}One for Musical: The Play, please.
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{\an8}Sorry, darling.
This ticket booth is Ticket Booth.
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{\an8}A one-man show about a ticket booth.
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If you wanna buy a ticket
for Ticket Booth,
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the Ticket Booth ticket booth
is over there.
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It's so clever without being good.
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Thanks for joining us on our love hike
from Moorland Heath to Heathland Moor.
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And now, a gentle stroll
through the seven hills of Edinburgh.
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Oh. Why can't all hills go down?
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[scoffs] And look at all this cutesy
romantic crap they're forcing us to do.
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When am I gonna get some free time?
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Listen, mister, you're the one
who dragged us here,
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spending a lifetime
of frequent-flyer miles
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and I'm not gonna let you
ruin this for me.
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So how about you just suck it up
and do the cute activities?
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♪ If you find yourself caught in love ♪
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♪ Say a prayer to the man above ♪
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{\an8}♪ Thank him for everything you know ♪
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♪ You should thank him
For every breath you blow ♪
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♪ If you find yourself caught in love ♪
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{\an8}♪ Say a prayer to the man above ♪
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♪ Thank him for every day you pass ♪
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♪ You should thank him
For saving your sorry ass ♪
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Look, Lis. I'm gonna ask you for something
I've never asked before. Your opinion.
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You literally haven't said a word to me
this entire trip.
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Well, now I am, okay?
240
00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:46,681
[sighs] Oh.
241
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:52,270
Hanging out with Willie was the one time
I ever felt I wasn't the only crazy one,
242
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,022
that someone understood me.
243
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:58,193
And now he's gone goo-goo for this girl
whose family screwed him over.
244
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,611
What do I do?
245
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:03,281
Well, when someone gets a chance
to put an end to their loneliness,
246
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,616
they gotta take it.
247
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,786
Have you ever seen Willie this happy?
248
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:13,750
Not even when Skinner got kicked
in the face at the Krav Maga assembly.
249
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,921
So, be happy for his happiness.
250
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:26,763
[hiccups] So, Maisie, tell me more
about your fairy-tale romance.
251
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,390
You're like two Shreks in a swamp.
252
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,434
Ach, it's the same old story.
253
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:35,230
Numpty meets bird, they start to doggin',
get told each is deid,
254
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,525
then reunite and pick right up again
with the houghmagandy.
255
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,779
[laughs] That's so romantic. Unlike... Ugh.
256
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,447
{\an8}[Homer] Hmm? Mmm.
257
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,659
You know what? I'm making a toast.
258
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,037
Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink.
Shut up, everybody.
259
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,707
Look at these kids, so in love.
260
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,836
When Homer and I first got together,
we were the same.
261
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,380
We couldn't keep our hands off each other.
262
00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:04,843
Now we just spend every night
doomscrolling our life away
263
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,680
and watching a squirrel surf
on the back of an alligator.
264
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,016
Marge, trashing our marriage
is something that should only be done
265
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,601
in the privacy of our home.
266
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,521
And that's our romance for the ages.
267
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:21,693
It began with a wild night
in a mini golf windmill. And now...
268
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,028
[blows raspberry]
269
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,363
How can you say that?
270
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,282
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened
271
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,410
in the beheading room of this castle.
272
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,834
Bart, I want to thank you for bringing me
back to Maisie.
273
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,169
I've never been so happy.
274
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,171
You know, I think I get it.
275
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:46,843
Good lad. That's why I'm giving you
a very important role in the wedding.
276
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,179
You're going to lead the dance!
277
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,848
Ooh. A spiky American.
278
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,767
["Chattahoochee" playing]
279
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:59,148
No! Men don't let men down!
280
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,442
[grunts]
281
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,570
Our cake.
282
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,032
[crying] Now what will you
shove in my gub?
283
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:16,372
You wee bastard. You ruined my wedding.
284
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,458
Good.
285
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,794
That's the only friend
that you made in America?
286
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,463
Aye.
287
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,634
[groans] My head.
288
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,262
Homie, what do you take for a hangover?
289
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,306
Huh?
290
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:37,645
Oh, fine. Be that way. For once,
I'm the one who spoke truth while drunk.
291
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:42,065
Oh, running away from a fight, huh?
292
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:46,319
Well, I'm still mad at you.
293
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,155
You told everyone
that I don't care about romance,
294
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:53,451
and now they think Homer Simpson
is vanilla in the sack!
295
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,621
[echoing] Homer Simpson is vanilla
in the sack!
296
00:15:56,622 --> 00:16:01,251
Vanilla in the sack!
297
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,337
Bad at sex!
298
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,175
I can't believe I ever looked up
to that guy.
299
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,719
Stupid Willie.
300
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,931
[laughing] Stupid Willie.
301
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:20,269
That nobody thinks he can be a MacWeldon?
Ha! All he's good for is his nose.
302
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,437
Once they're married,
303
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:25,400
Willie will sniff out a mother lode
of good peat.
304
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,318
And then, he's out!
305
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,823
And then Maisie can find a proper husband.
Not some floor waxing puke mopper.
306
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,368
This whole thing was a setup
to use Willie?
307
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,495
That girl doesn't even love him?
308
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,498
Why would you do that to my friend?
309
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,543
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beasties
310
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:48,089
shouldn't stick their nebs
in other people's bizzo.
311
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:52,678
I have no idea what you just said.
Uh... [stammers] But I get the context!
312
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,847
[grunts] Let me out!
313
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,016
Oh, no. You're staying right here.
314
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,602
With your only entertainment,
this cribbage board.
315
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,896
[laughing]
316
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,776
{\an8}Hey, where are the pegs?
317
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,612
{\an8}Oh, they're in this little drawer.
318
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,532
["Wedding March" playing]
319
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,204
Homer would never get how sweet this is.
320
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,374
How'd I wind up with the most
unromantic man on Earth?
321
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,460
[phone beeps]
322
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,255
Why is he texting me during a wedding?
323
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,383
Hmm?
324
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,721
[dolphin, gorilla laughing]
325
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,891
They shouldn't be together but they are.
326
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,895
[gasps, cries] Oh!
327
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,938
[panting]
328
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,024
[gasps]
329
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,109
Homer!
330
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,611
Marge!
331
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:55,198
[shouting] Did you get
my gorilla-dolphin video?
332
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,868
[shouting] It was so unlikely!
Just like us!
333
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:01,454
That's why I sent it to you!
334
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:06,125
[Marge] I'm sorry I trashed our marriage
in a rehearsal dinner toast!
335
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:10,254
I'm sorry I was such a downer
about this destination wedding!
336
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,466
I should have just pretended
to go along with it like I do
337
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,053
with everything else in our marriage.
338
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:25,478
I don't care if our romance began
when we did it on a mini golf course.
339
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,522
It's still epic.
340
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:33,570
How epic would it be if we did it
on the best golf course in the world?
341
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,156
{\an8}You are so romantic.
342
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:40,035
{\an8}[shouting] Fore... [whispering] ...play.
343
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,204
{\an8}[both moaning, kissing]
344
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,333
I gotta get outta here and warn Willie
345
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:50,754
that girl's just marrying him
for his nose. Ugh!
346
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,259
Birdseed bags.
347
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,096
{\an8}Soap with Willie's face on it.
Sleep masks.
348
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,805
{\an8}Aha!
349
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:05,184
I, Groundskeeper Willie,
take you, Booze-maker Maisie...
350
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,520
- Stop the wedding! Stop the wedding!
- [crowd gasps]
351
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:11,483
What are you doing, boy?
Why don't you want Willie to be happy?
352
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:15,278
[grunts] I do. This girl doesn't love you.
353
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,158
Her family only brought you here
for your peat sniffing.
354
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,910
Pa, Hamish, Owen, can this be true?
355
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,620
Of course it's true.
356
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,497
You're just a nose to us.
357
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:31,002
We've got to compete
with all these celebrity booze brands.
358
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,963
From your tall, dark Clooneys
to your wee Danny DeVitos.
359
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,508
There's no room
for a passable entry-level scotch.
360
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:42,096
William, I didn't know about any of this.
I swear.
361
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:46,684
I'd love you even if you never sniffed
another bog as long as you lived.
362
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,103
I wish I could believe you.
363
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,772
I'll prove it.
364
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:52,982
- [shouts]
- [Willie grunts]
365
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,567
[crowd gasps]
366
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,029
[groans] You broke my sniffer.
367
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,864
You do love me.
368
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,158
Forever and a day. [shouts]
369
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,828
[grunts] I'll never smell nothing again.
370
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:07,330
[all] Aw.
371
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:11,417
I think I get it, Lisa.
I understand love now.
372
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,586
[Maisie shouts]
373
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,685
{\an8}♪ Willie was a lonely guy ♪
374
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,940
{\an8}♪ Cleaning out toilets
And sawdust and puke ♪
375
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,651
♪ Watching as his life went by ♪
376
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:40,196
♪ His only friend was a 10-year-old boy ♪
377
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,699
♪ Maisie was a Scottish lass ♪
378
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:46,620
♪ Thinking that her love
Was killed by a sheep ♪
379
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,873
♪ Twenty long, long years did pass ♪
380
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,752
{\an8}♪ Then she saw him
On a Chinese social media app ♪
381
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,630
♪ Willie raced to Scotland
Simpsons had to follow ♪
382
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,841
♪ Destination wedding
Homer full of sorrow ♪
383
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:04,512
♪ Bart was total raging
Marge got mad at Homer ♪
384
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,890
♪ Marge got really steaming
Got up at the wedding ♪
385
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,475
♪ Made a drunken toast ♪
386
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:13,271
♪ Lisa loved the festival
And you just saw it in this show ♪
387
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,981
♪ And we all love the musical ♪
388
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,732
♪ The wedding day turned out triumphant ♪
389
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,027
♪ This love song is redundant ♪
390
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:30,538
♪ Remember how we used to be
When our love was young ♪
391
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,041
♪ Many golden memories ♪
392
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:40,715
{\an8}♪ Thanks mainly to the Internet
We can reconnect ♪
393
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,677
♪ We can love like 21 again ♪
394
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,265
♪ That unrequited crush at school ♪
395
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,853
♪ You can track them on the Internet ♪
396
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,355
♪ And while you're at it
You can buy dog food ♪
397
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:59,818
♪ So convenient
It's the Internet ♪
398
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:04,905
♪ It all started on the mini golf
When the love was young ♪
399
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:08,076
♪ Many golden memories ♪
400
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:15,791
♪ It all started in an old peat bog
With a dirty snog ♪
401
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,462
♪ Will and Maisie on their way ♪
402
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:27,804
♪ But the family wasn't having it
And then Willie split for the USA ♪
403
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:33,184
♪ Bart posted on the Internet
'Cause the world is small ♪
404
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,645
♪ Willie raced to Scotland
Simpsons had to follow ♪
405
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:40,441
♪ Destination wedding
Homer full of sorrow ♪
406
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,527
♪ Bart was total raging
Marge got mad at Homer ♪
407
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,237
♪ Marge got really steaming ♪
408
00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:48,491
♪ Got up at the wedding
Made a drunken toast ♪
409
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:52,286
♪ Lisa loved the festival
And you just saw it in this show ♪
410
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:53,996
♪ And we all love the musical ♪
411
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:58,043
♪ The wedding day turned out triumphant
This love song is redundant ♪
412
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:05,883
♪ Remember how we used to be
When our love was young ♪
413
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,804
♪ Many golden memories ♪
414
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,558
♪ Thanks mainly to the Internet ♪
415
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:19,564
♪ We can reconnect
We can love like 21 again ♪
416
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:28,657
♪ That unrequited crush at school
You can track them on the Internet ♪
417
00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:31,700
♪ And while you're at it
You can buy dog food ♪
418
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:34,287
♪ So convenient
It's the ♪
419
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,874
♪ So convenient ♪
420
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,298
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