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♪ ♪
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(singsongy):
Here comes the breakfast bus.
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All big girls open up
for The Pancake Express.
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Chugga, chugga, choo, choo.
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Is it a train or a bus?
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- Yeah, which is it?
- Train or bus?
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Make a choice!
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It's whatever gets her to eat
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anything that's not covered
in ranch dressing.
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- (cries)
- Baby's crying, Marge.
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Maggie, this ranch dressing
phase has to end.
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I'm not backing down.
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No. More. Ranch.
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(inhales deeply)
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- Baby wins again, Mom.
- Who's in charge here?
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This boat needs a captain.
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- Look, I...
- (alarms blaring)
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Alert. Alert. Turn on TV.
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We interrupt Bitch Judge
for an emergency broadcast.
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A sudden environmental catastrophe
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has rocked Springfield,
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as a massive caterpillar swarm
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has brought life
to a standstill.
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- HOMER: Ew!
- MARGE: Gross!
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BART:
Awesome!
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Ew! Ew, ew.
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This invasive superspecies,
known as the Dutch Leaf Slurper,
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has blanketed our town
in a hellish red snowstorm
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of legs, eyes and fuzz.
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I'm with Professor John Frink,
director of the CDC,
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the Center for
Disgusting Caterpillars.
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Professor, what reassurances
can you give
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the deeply nauseated public?
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Uh, well, exactly none.
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The Dutch Leaf Slurper is
highly irritating to human skin
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and rates a nine on
the Yechstein-Grossman
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Ickiness scale.
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My fellow citizens,
let us remain calm.
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Aah! They're in my hair!
Get them out!
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There is no crisis we cannot
meet with tranquil dignity,
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- quiet repose and silent,
motionless composure.
- Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
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(groans) All schools,
businesses and roads are closed.
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Springfield is in lockdown.
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HOMER: Woo-hoo!
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- No school!
- No work!
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This isn't a fun day off,
like a snow day
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or standardized testing.
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This is the third
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once-in-a-millennium disaster
this year!
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Alarmist Twitter is
freaking out.
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Sarcastic Twitter is
turning it into memes,
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and Conspiracy Twitter is
believing them.
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How can this be happening?!
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Why don't we find something
to take our minds off lockdown?
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A family activity.
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I bet there's a world of
fun lockdown hobbies.
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Baking bread, jigsaw puzzles.
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(gasps) Family ragtime
jazz band.
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The point is,
we can finally spend
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some meaningful time together.
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(TV theme music playing)
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HOST:
So, judges,
is this a steak or a cake?
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Or a fake?
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- Fake, fake!
- Cake, cake, cake, cake.
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- Steak, steak!
- Fake, fake!
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It's fake.
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I'm gonna say... steak?
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Okay, now, if you're wrong,
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St. Jude Children's Hospital
will forfeit
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the million dollars that
you've already won for them.
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- So?
- Then it's time
to reveal the truth.
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This steak...
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is cake!
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Choke on your lies,
Steak and Fake.
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BOTH (singsongy):
One more episode!
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One more episode!
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Let's do it! Mm-hmm. Hmm?
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What are you doing, old man?
Oh, don't hit that!
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- You'll sign out!
- Aw! No, you had it. You had it.
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Now go back and up and over two.
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There... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Aah!
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I know what I'm doing, get off.
You're angering it.
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(both gasp)
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You signed out!
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You greasy-fingered caveman!
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Tell me you know the password.
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Mm... Ow!
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We're trapped inside.
With each other.
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With nothing to stream.
With each other!
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Okay, okay, okay. Time for bed.
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Don't worry.
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Tomorrow,
this lockdown will be over,
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and everything will be
back to normal.
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♪ ♪
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Lockdown must end.
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The streets are safe.
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There is no danger whatso...
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- (tires screeching)
- (grunts)
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SKINNER:
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As we transition
to online learning,
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- I hope...
- (notification chimes)
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BART:
Don't mind if I do. Hmm.
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Ooh! New Zealand rugby.
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Ah, whatever rugby is,
Wellington sucks at it.
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Some idiot left their camera on.
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Mother! School's over.
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Can you make world-famous
mac and cheese?
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In the panda bear bowl?
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my God.
I can spy on Skinner!
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Seymour, pretend you're not
a helpless infant
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while cousin Peter is visiting.
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Aunt Agnes, I apologize
for my indefinite sojourn,
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though if I'm to be locked down,
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I'm grateful
it's with the gentlest,
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most soft-spoken woman I know.
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(cackling)
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Oh, such a good boy.
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Not like... (blows raspberries)
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(laughing)
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(humming)
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(chuckles)
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(phone rings, chimes)
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How could someone raised
by a woman
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as effortlessly charming as you
turn out to be such a burden?
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He won't walk to the store
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because he's afraid of
street magicians.
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(laughter)
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Okay, Maggie.
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It's lockdown,
and we're out of ranch dressing.
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But if you try one of these,
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the dip fairy will come
and leave a quarter
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under your pillow.
(laughs)
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(gasps)
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My ramekins!
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HOMER:
Super-secret password.
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No. (gasps) Sexy Marge?
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No.
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Sexy Bernice?
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- Homer.
- (shrieks)
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Homer, Maggie won't eat
anything without ranch.
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Can you go see if Ned has any?
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What about the caterpillars?
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(laughing maniacally)
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(continues laughing)
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Well, this whole plague
of insects
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has a real "end of days" ring
to it, right?
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Not that I'm hoping for
the righteous to ascend to God
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while the wicked suffer
in hellfire,
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(singsongy):
but if it happened...
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(laughs)
Five minutes of lockdown,
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and you church-wads are just
ready to toss everything, huh?
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I don't know
what I'm more excited for,
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eternal bliss or finally getting
to use all my rapture supplies.
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Whoa.
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(Homer humming)
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How long have you been planning
to lose your mind?
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Here we are.
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Now give me the food
that was meant to ensure
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the survival of your children.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, you, mustache.
Pump it up, chump.
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The Flanders market is closed
to you, Mr. Grasshopper.
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That's all Ned would give you?
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- Did you asked nicely?
- Babe.
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I guess if I ration this carefully,
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it'll keep Maggie
from breaking down
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for a day or two.
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They extended the lockdown.
This could go on for months.
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Or forever. Or longer!
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- (belches)
- (gasps)
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(groans)
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
Not good.
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(muttering)
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Babe, Lisa's making
the noises again.
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Lisa, would it violate
the spirit of mental health
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and self-care for you to squelch
all your feelings?
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Scientists are saying
they're gonna eat our crops.
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No more kale.
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We need to get Lisa
off the Internet.
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Go to the attic
and give her you-know-what.
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Merry Christmas.
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Why am I getting
my big present now?
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Because Santa delivered it
early this year.
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Really? Why?
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Because he-he doesn't
have long to live.
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Dad.
The world is falling apart.
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You can't just
distract me with a toy.
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(gasps)
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You were saying?
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I'm distracted. I'm distracted.
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This is
the 1958 Blossom Festival.
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The official petal that year
was the hollyhock.
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Fascinating.
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And why was
Marilyn Monroe there?
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AGNES:
Oh, that's me.
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You charmer. (laughs)
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What is this exquisite quilt?
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AGNES:
Oh, that's
an old family heirloom.
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Handstitched quilts are
quite valuable these days.
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- Oh! Ooh!
- Generations of Skinner women
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have contributed images
of the sons
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who disappointed them.
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It radiates a beauty
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unmarred by the passing years.
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Much like its owner.
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It's yours.
I want you to have it.
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(dishes breaks)
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Mother!
You promised the quilt to me.
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You can't give away
my birthright.
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I can give whatever I want
to whoever says nice things.
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You know what Seymour
gave me for my birthday?
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Half a computer.
No keyboard.
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It's a tablet device.
It has a touchscreen.
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(sputters) Touchscreen.
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Sounds made-up to me.
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Just like his prom date.
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You met Charlene.
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You spit on a Kleenex
and wiped her makeup off.
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(laughing)
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Hey, after hot yoga,
let's grab some vegan Thai,
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then check out
the Swedish gut biome clinic.
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(high-pitched voice):
But first, let's ride
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the real working escalator.
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Ooh! It's a girls' day.
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Who wants a spot of boba tea?
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I do.
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This feels so good.
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Maybe Mom's right.
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Maybe I don't need to freak out.
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Oh, but you do.
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(gasps) You're alive?
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Lisa, how can you just...
I don't know... play
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as the world
is collapsing around us?
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How are you talking to me?
(chuckles weakly)
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How do you know
about the lockdown?
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Lisa, we may be born to shop,
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but we're not, like, unaware.
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No, of course, but...
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It's just so hard
to feel present right now,
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isn't it? Not when
those things are out there.
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Can we not talk about
the caterpillars?
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This is the first time
in two days
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I've been free
of crushing anxiety and...
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Oh, my God, the caterpillars
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have caused a lettuce shortage.
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Rioters were tear-gassed
at a Whole Foods salad bar.
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That's so sad.
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I'm just gonna say it.
255
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,849
I think this is the new normal.
256
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,805
(whimpering)
Oh. Oh, no.
257
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,323
Oh, no.
258
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,590
Look, Maggie.
259
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,785
Daddy's got delicious
ranch dressing right here.
260
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,658
(gagging)
261
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,587
Now baby's turn.
262
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:37,400
Good Maggie!
Great Daddy.
263
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,165
(crying)
264
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:44,038
MARGE:
Look at Ned. His kids
don't know what it's like
265
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,007
to live in a world
without ranch.
266
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,076
But getting angry
won't help anything.
267
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,775
I'm gonna be the bigger person.
268
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,446
(Maggie crying)
269
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,076
Screw this!
270
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,881
Tonight, we're breaking
into Ned's basement
271
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,653
and cleaning that sucker out.
272
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:58,751
Babe?
273
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,992
Get the bolt cutters.
274
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,900
Mother, how can you give my
quilt to this scheming Adonis?
275
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,031
Agnes, I'll treasure the quilt
276
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:14,803
like it deserves
to be treasured.
277
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,442
Like you deserve
to be treasured.
278
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,007
Oh, you.
279
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,206
(laughs, snorts)
280
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,078
Let me fix you
another liverwurst melt.
281
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,247
Great. That's just great.
282
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,416
Mm...
283
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,156
Oh, my God.
284
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:40,631
That quilt was baby Skinner's
security blanket.
285
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,927
My beloved Mr. Nuck-nuck.
286
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,470
(crying)
287
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:46,625
Huh?
288
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,543
Skinner's crying?
289
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,865
Can he do that?
290
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,040
That quilt was his blankie.
291
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,239
You don't... (sniffs)
292
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,410
you don't take away
a man's blankie!
293
00:12:55,409 --> 00:12:57,879
Make Mr. Purple Shirt
stop crying
294
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,278
so he can sit at his desk
295
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,779
and tell recess to happen.
296
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,722
No, guys.
We're not doing this.
297
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,047
We're not feeling bad
for Skinner.
298
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,492
We're not gonna see him
as a human being.
299
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,617
ALL:
Mm...
300
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,331
(crying)
301
00:13:12,326 --> 00:13:13,786
All right, fine.
302
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,734
I can't believe I'm saying this.
303
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,029
We're gonna help our principal
304
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,670
get his blankie back.
305
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,965
So, anybody feel like
doing some shopping?
306
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,372
(chuckles weakly)
307
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,983
No time, Lisa.
308
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,405
We're building a barricade
309
00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:32,080
in case the caterpillars
get inside.
310
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,919
That does look really safe.
311
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,745
Kind of wish I was
in there with you.
312
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,121
(shutter clicks)
313
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,899
Hey, girl, welcome to the mall.
314
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,156
Oh, I am not
315
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,734
handling lockdown well.
316
00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:00,173
- Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
- Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
317
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,442
(acoustic guitar plays upstairs)
318
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,052
♪ Rapture's a-coming,
going up to paradise ♪
319
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,318
♪ Gonna wear a halo,
angel wings look nice ♪
320
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,847
♪ Saying hi to Jesus ♪
321
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,422
♪ How you doing, cherubim? ♪
322
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,490
♪ Hugging the apostles,
high-fiving seraphim ♪
323
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,434
FLANDERS, ROD and TODD:
♪ Sinners gonna suffer
eternal torment ♪
324
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,426
♪ Satan's got a pitchfork,
knows how to use it ♪
325
00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:25,573
♪ Belphegor and Mammon
chewing on their ligaments ♪
326
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:28,966
♪ Screaming for forever,
what a predicament ♪
327
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,269
♪ Here comes the third verse ♪
328
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,740
♪ Louder than the first. ♪
329
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,039
(guitar stops)
330
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,575
(footsteps approaching)
331
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:40,883
FLANDERS:
To whoever's down here
332
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,681
stealing my supplies,
333
00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:44,323
the end of days is coming,
334
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,618
but a little earlier for you.
335
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:55,328
If I'm going down, I'm taking
all of youse with me!
336
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,159
(laughs)
337
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,470
Ah, you see? I-I just got
to stop watering down my booze.
338
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,724
Hey, psycho, over here!
339
00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,246
Homer Simpson.
340
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,721
He who steals from his neighbor
shall reap the croquet mallet.
341
00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:23,721
A reading from
the Book of Flanders.
342
00:15:23,824 --> 00:15:25,434
Now, calm down, Ned.
343
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,955
Let's just
take a deep breath and...
344
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,364
Surprise ranch attack!
345
00:15:29,463 --> 00:15:31,063
(grunting)
346
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,744
I'll die before I
don't take what's yours.
347
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:38,035
Forgive me, Marge.
Take the dressing.
348
00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:41,881
If I don't make it,
349
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:45,245
tell Maggie it was her fault.
350
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,849
Hmm.
351
00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,294
(grunting)
352
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,429
You want to dip? Let's dip.
353
00:16:11,205 --> 00:16:12,935
Lockdown kids of Springfield,
354
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:15,110
we're gonna save
our principal's blankie.
355
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:17,979
With the power of the most
useless thing on earth:
356
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,548
remote learning.
357
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,346
Muntz, go.
358
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,951
I'm calling about
an anonymous post
359
00:16:26,954 --> 00:16:29,024
on BedspreadTraders.com
360
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,862
offering an antique
handmade quilt for sale.
361
00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:34,059
Hmm. If I did have such a quilt,
362
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,701
the price would be considerable.
363
00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:38,097
Ooh, he's negotiating.
364
00:16:38,232 --> 00:16:39,832
The fish is on the hook.
365
00:16:39,933 --> 00:16:43,203
My offer is $25,000.
366
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,173
Nelson, I made
a homemade puppet
367
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,742
so you can do
Jeff Dunham jokes for me.
368
00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:48,941
Not now, Mom.
369
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,876
I'm talking
to a grown man online.
370
00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:52,248
Wait, you're a kid?
371
00:16:52,246 --> 00:16:53,706
- (groans)
- (kids groan)
372
00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:55,984
Oh, no, we almost had him.
373
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,323
I am not selling
you my quilt, junior.
374
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,688
Not after all the time
I've spent conning it out of
375
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,557
that awful woman.
376
00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:05,826
Ha! Got him.
377
00:17:05,826 --> 00:17:07,126
Hello, cousin Peter.
378
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,197
Cousin Seymour. Agnes.
379
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,156
We heard every word you said,
380
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,934
right here on my wonderful
half computer,
381
00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:17,244
which was a gift from my son.
382
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,483
How dare you take advantage
of my sweet, trusting mother?
383
00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:24,206
She is an IBS survivor.
384
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,751
Mm. You're a good boy.
385
00:17:26,747 --> 00:17:29,577
And you...
386
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,493
- (grunts)
- Aah!
387
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,145
Oh! My orifices!
388
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,593
My precious orific...
389
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,019
I don't know who you are,
390
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:39,364
but I thank you
from the bottom of my heart,
391
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,329
SkinnerSucks42.
392
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,398
(cheering)
393
00:17:44,198 --> 00:17:48,438
You still want your precious
ranch, neighborino?
394
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,795
MARGE:
Stop!
395
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,673
What has lockdown done to us?
396
00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:54,073
Hmm?
397
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:57,308
(gasping)
398
00:17:57,311 --> 00:18:00,051
Buffalo wings.
I need Buffalo wings.
399
00:18:00,047 --> 00:18:02,547
Ned, you're
a wonderful human being
400
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:05,549
who has never shown
anything but kindness
401
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,062
to our challenging family.
402
00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:10,615
I'm sorry.
These are yours.
403
00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:12,664
Well, you keep those, Marge.
404
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,989
It's time I put the "Christian"
405
00:18:13,994 --> 00:18:16,734
back in "extremist Christian
end times prepper."
406
00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:19,374
My dear Homer, I'm so sorry.
407
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,004
(panting) What?
408
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,572
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, too.
409
00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:27,406
We need more furniture.
410
00:18:27,508 --> 00:18:28,708
Give me that mannequin.
411
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:31,779
Uh, that's my boyfriend,
Malibu Kevin.
412
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,518
Happy to be of service, babe.
413
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,916
- (rumbling)
- (gasps)
414
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,448
(roars)
415
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,264
Aah!
416
00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:44,117
Aah!
417
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,334
Oh, my God, that thing
is gonna eat her!
418
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,497
(whimpering)
419
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,655
Oh!
420
00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:51,133
(grunts)
421
00:18:58,172 --> 00:18:59,672
MALIBU STACY:
Ew.
422
00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:01,013
Ew?
423
00:19:01,108 --> 00:19:03,078
Honestly, it's kind of cute.
424
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,176
Maybe you should chill.
425
00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:07,049
Chill?
May I remind you
426
00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:09,077
that we are in a crisis?
427
00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:10,953
No!
Because that's all you do!
428
00:19:10,951 --> 00:19:12,891
Any time there's
a little optimism,
429
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:15,216
here you come
with more bad news,
430
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,822
and squish...
we're all miserable again.
431
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,964
I don't want
to play with you anymore!
432
00:19:21,061 --> 00:19:22,361
(all gasp)
433
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,172
When we're all stuck indoors
for who knows how long,
434
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,765
we have to tell each other
435
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:29,337
things are going to work out.
436
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,306
Because if we all just tell each
other we'll get through this,
437
00:19:32,306 --> 00:19:35,336
then by some kind of magic,
we will.
438
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,252
And in a crisis,
there's nothing more powerful
439
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,815
than showing a little empathy
to the people around you.
440
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,345
(as Malibu Stacy):
That is beautiful.
441
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,050
Do you really think
this will be over soon?
442
00:19:46,053 --> 00:19:48,023
(regular voice):
Meh, lockdown's
going on forever.
443
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,521
Count on it.
444
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,260
BROCKMAN:
Lockdown is over.
445
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,962
Our furry invaders
have cocooned themselves,
446
00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:56,132
presumably forever.
447
00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:58,800
As our long
regional nightmare ends,
448
00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:00,729
we emerge blinking in the sun,
449
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,704
vowing to move on,
450
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,673
forget and learn nothing.
451
00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:10,708
It's hard to believe we can
just go wherever we'd like.
452
00:20:10,811 --> 00:20:12,551
We made it, gang.
453
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,476
I always knew we would.
454
00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:21,563
- Aw.
- (gasps) Butterfly!
455
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,985
Cool.
456
00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:24,957
HOMER:
Ew!
457
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,188
- MARGE: Gross.
- BART: Get 'em off, get 'em off!
458
00:20:26,193 --> 00:20:28,033
LISA:
Aah! Butterflies!
459
00:20:28,028 --> 00:20:29,798
HOMER:
They bite!
460
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,997
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00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,769
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463
00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:42,282
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464
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,586
Here we go, guys.
I stole Flanders'
465
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:54,985
streaming password
so we're back in business.
466
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,218
(scoffs)
What the hell is GodFlix?
467
00:20:57,224 --> 00:21:00,494
HOMER: Oh, a Christian
streaming service?!
468
00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:02,064
(kids groan)
469
00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:04,162
Actually, some of these
look pretty good.
470
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:07,234
Ooh, The Mary Virgin Moore Show.
471
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,004
It's Always Sunny
in Beth Shemesh.
472
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,072
Oh! Prayer of Easttown.
473
00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:12,911
How I Met Your Savior.
474
00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:14,206
Better Call King Saul.
475
00:21:14,308 --> 00:21:16,578
The Real Manger Wives
of Bethlehem.
476
00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:18,407
Curb Your Agnosticism.
477
00:21:18,412 --> 00:21:20,712
(choral version of Luciano
Michelini's "Frolic" playing)
478
00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:31,356
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