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(start-up chime sounds)
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(man humming)
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(groans)
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(grunting)
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(mouse clicks)
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Hmm!
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♪
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Hey, guys.
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It's your favorite
YouTube family vloggers:
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the Simpsons.
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Coinstar bought us a new house,
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and we're gonna give you
the grand tour.
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Come on in.
Take your shoes off first.
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All 50 million of you. (laughs)
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♪
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Now, we can't tell you
where the new house is located
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because we value our privacy.
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Which you know if you watched
our last family therapy sesh
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where Marge begged me to stop
filming our therapy seshes.
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Video link in bio.
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This is my favorite room
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because the kitchen is really
the heart of a home.
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Also, because a robot cleans it.
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And check it out.
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The refrigerator
blends into the wall.
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No more tedious seeing your
refrigerator all the time.
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Come on, we want to show you
our favorite room.
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(grunting)
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This is our screening room.
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It's also where
we shoot our confessionals.
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It's cool that Dad doesn't have
to work nine to five anymore.
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We just have to post
15 videos a day.
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After homeschooling,
we're free to do fun kid stuff.
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Zoom calls with
our fan club in Dubai,
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giving Lamborghinis
to the homeless.
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Sometimes I
just chill in my room,
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recording Cameo messages
until my voice gives out.
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(sucks on pacifier)
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MAN: Huh.
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(grunting)
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M'atchomaroon,
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or "Hey, guys" in Dothraki.
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Today I'm doing a deep-dive
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on the Internet's
current obsession,
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The Simpsons Family Channel.
Camera 2.
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In case you've been living in a
tauntaun these past four months,
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here's the video
that started it all:
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"Cute Baby Gets Stage Fright."
Let's take a look.
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♪ I have a duckie tail ♪
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♪ And a little duckie head ♪
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(crowd chuckles)
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♪ I quack around the park ♪
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♪ And I eat
the old man's bread ♪
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Maggie, remember
what we practiced.
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Poke Daddy's tummy
and kill the ants.
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♪ Honk, stomp, quack ♪
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Shake your diaper,
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touch the starfish,
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open your sandwich,
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and Mick Jagger, Jagger, Jagger.
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(crowd cheers)
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- (Homer shouts)
- (crowd gasps)
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(crowd cheers)
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No, don't!
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- (Homer gasping)
- (crowd gasping)
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(crowd cheers)
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(crowd oohs)
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(crowd laughs, cheers)
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Best... origin story... ever.
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It deservedly
got 20 million views,
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and Homer launched a channel
all about the special bond
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between himself
and the youngling Maggie.
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(eating noisily)
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(Maggie eats noisily)
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(dog whines)
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(vacuum cleaner running)
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Say, Maggie,
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do you think our viewers
could enter the code "Aw"
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with 15 Ws for a discount
from Toy-Weasel.com?
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HOMER:
Mmm.
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The Internet fell in love
with the rest of the Simpsons
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when they released...
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♪ Everybody, yeah ♪
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♪ Rock your body, yeah... ♪
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(tires screeching)
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- (siren wailing)
- ♪ Now throw your hands
up in the air ♪
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Whoa, what's going on?
(shouts)
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(over radio):
♪ 'Cause we got it
going on again ♪
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WIGGUM:
Oh. I love this song.
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♪ Am I sexual? ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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MAN:
Hmm.
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- Hmm.
- (mouse clicks)
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(theme song plays)
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(camera shutter clicks)
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Greetings, newshounds.
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Today, a retrospective on
The Simpsons Family Vlog.
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In case you've been living
in a grammar-rodeo boot camp
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these past four months,
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here's the video
that started it all.
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(fast-forwarding)
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Soon each family member
had their own channel.
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Marge combined her
love of cooking
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and deeply personal questions
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for a groundbreaking
interview show.
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How you holding up, Krusty?
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Ready for number four?
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(groans) I'm not gonna lie,
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number three feels like
it's not done with me,
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but my agent said
this is what talk shows are now,
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so... (burps) bring it on.
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MARGE:
Next up, The Coagulator.
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A tuna melt dipped
in funnel cake batter,
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then fried in hot mayonnaise.
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It clocks in at 300,000
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on the Lethargo Scale.
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Oh, I'm really regretting
all those bagels
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I ate in the greenroom.
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(shouts)
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The grease
and the powdered sugar
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are forming a paste
in the back of my throat.
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Do you think your comedy
is fueled by rage
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towards your father
or towards yourself?
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Well, I'd rather talk about
my new holiday movie,
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A Very Merry Bris-mas.
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(gags)
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Oh, the batter is in my lungs.
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Ow! Why is this a show?!
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MARTIN:
And Bart took pranking
to a whole new level
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with The 'Gurt Squad.
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(stifling laughter)
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Can I sample
the strawberry yogurt?
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Wait, I'm allergic to strawb...
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(imitates vomiting)
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('Gurt Squad laughing)
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The Simpsons were
YouTube sensations,
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and corporate America
lavished them
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with sponsorships and lucre.
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But Lisa used her newfound fame
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to draw attention
to issues close to her heart.
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Hey, guys.
I'm here at Needle Beach,
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super stoked
to start this clean-up
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because, as you can see,
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this beach
is pretty messed up.
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(gasps) What's that?
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Oh! Oh, you poor thing.
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Luckily,
I always carry wire cutters.
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♪
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(mouse clicks)
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(mouse clicks)
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(distorted voice):
Attention, Internet.
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It is I, Truth Wizard.
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The Simpsons are not
who you think they are,
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and I can't let
these lies continue
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for even one more sec...
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...and I can't let
these lies continue
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for even one more sec...
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LUANN:
Milhouse, why are you
sitting in the dark?
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You'll ruin your eyes.
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Mom.
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The doctor said your nose
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can't support thicker glasses.
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I'm recording a takedown.
Get out.
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(door closes)
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Okay, fine, it's me, Milhouse.
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I was the one filming
every Simpson family video.
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Take your shoes off first.
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All 50 million of you. (laughs)
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Yo, camera-monkey, shoes off.
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MILHOUSE: I saw firsthand how
the pressure to create content
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- turned them into monsters.
- (Homer growls)
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- HOMER: Where the hell
is the refrigerator?!
- (groans) Coming.
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(grunting)
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You have to tap it.
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(grunts)
Oh, who would want this?
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- I'm getting a hammer.
- No.
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You never let me get the hammer!
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Ew, your hand is so sweaty.
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Would you tell my scene partner
to be professional?
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MILHOUSE:
Uh, Bart? Lisa has a note...
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Shut up, Milhouse.
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MILHOUSE:
Ow.
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And those cool
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'Gurt Squad friends
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that hype up
Bart's prank videos?
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Paid Spucklers.
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Hey, guys,
you don't have to go home
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just 'cause
we're done filming pranks.
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Yeah, we was meaning
to ask you about that.
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How is what you do a prank?
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This just seems like
a mean-spirited waste of yogurt.
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Okay, we'll use pudding.
Great note.
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Hey, you guys want
to jump on my trampoline?
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I'll take
the safety barrier down.
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We prefer to keep our
relationship professional.
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I'll... pay you.
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(groans) Fine.
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Time and a half.
And a basket of eggs.
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Our hen is feeling poorly.
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MILHOUSE:
Even my off-again, off-again
girlfriend Lisa
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fell prey to the siren's call
of Internet fame.
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What the hell is this?
This beach is spotless.
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MILHOUSE:
Sorry, Lisa. We're on it.
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(grunts)
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Now where's this thing
I'm supposed to save?
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MILHOUSE:
Uh, Gil, how's it coming?
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I-I'm trying. Ow!
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This little fella's really
good at freeing himself.
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CREW PERSON:
That's a rented seal. Catch him.
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We're gonna lose our deposit.
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(both grunting)
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But let's take a look
at the relationship
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that started
this whole crazy ride:
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Homer and Maggie.
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We are so excited
to work with Maggie
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on this viral campaign for
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Nom-Noms 6:
European Nom-cation.
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We got Maggie's room all set up
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for the ultimate immersive
Nom-Nom experience.
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Uh, one little hiccup.
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Maggie's terrified of Nom-Noms,
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especially the girl one.
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I'm not sure why.
Uh, Bart will do it.
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The yogurt kid? No way. No.
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Either the Internet baby
goes in there,
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or you forfeit
all nom-pensation.
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So that's, uh, "nom"-negotiable?
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- (chuckles)
- That's not a real word.
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Maggie, there's
a cute baby bunny in there,
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so put this GoPro
on your head...
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Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
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(Maggie shrieks, cries)
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NOM-NOMS:
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-
nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom...
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(Maggie screaming)
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(Maggie crying)
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Oh...
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Maggie, I'm sorry.
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(Maggie fussing)
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Poor Maggie. Although
I like the girl Nom-Nom.
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I like her a lot.
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I like the way her glasses
have eyelashes and...
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LUANN:
Milhouse,
come do your ear drops.
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Mom!
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(mouse clicks)
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Hey, guys.
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Welcome to episode 751 of
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The Lenny and Carl Situation.
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Back with us
is our frequent guest Moe.
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You gonna behave today, Moe?
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(chuckling):
Hey, don't cancel me, huh?
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Today we're talking about
the Simpson family,
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specifically "Super Dad"
himself, Homer Simpson.
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Guy's a phony.
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Full disclosure:
You go back five, six months,
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we were best friends
with the guy
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before he got famous
for those baby videos.
258
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,938
Yeah, so many nights getting
blackout drunk with Homer.
259
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,768
I don't remember him
mentioning that baby once.
260
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:17,014
And I heard Maggie won't make
any more videos with him.
261
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:21,180
What people been seeing
is all high-tech trickery.
262
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,621
Intern Barney, play the clip.
263
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HOMER: Mmm.
264
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,533
Oh, even fake Maggies
hate me.
265
00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,756
(laughing)
266
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:35,631
You know, I'm thinking about
267
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,196
going on the all-peanut diet.
You heard about this?
268
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,698
Supposed to be great
for the adrenals.
269
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,000
You know, the Aztecs,
that's all they ate was peanuts.
270
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,002
Not like the crap we got today.
271
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,774
Them ancient nuts,
they was full of that, uh, uh,
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00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,243
niacinnamonites. Yeah.
273
00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:49,482
'Cause of the sand they had.
274
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,676
And they lived to be a hundred,
200 years old.
275
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- (man groans)
- MOE: Same thing with
the Mayans and cashews...
276
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MAN:
Uh-uh.
277
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(mouse clicks)
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00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:00,720
Hey, guys.
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00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,391
We know there have been
a lot of rumors going around.
280
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,530
So we wanted
to formally announce
281
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that we'll be making
a formal announcement
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00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,095
tomorrow night on our livestream
283
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:13,297
which will address
all the recent controversies.
284
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,770
And we'll Cluck-Stop at nothing
to earn your trust back.
285
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(grunts)
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FRINK:
That was nine days ago.
287
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Nobody has seen or heard
from the Simpsons family since.
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00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,451
Over the next two hours,
I will break down my theories
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00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,977
on what might have caused
their dramatic disappearance
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00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,594
on this special edition of...
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That's your cue.
This special edition of...
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00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:38,964
Frinkileaks.
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00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,659
Now play
the suspenseful music.
294
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,733
No, that's a latte macchiato.
295
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,972
(suspenseful music playing)
296
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,508
Well, you might as well
finish my coffee now.
297
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,565
(grunting)
298
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:07,790
Which brings us once again
to Snowball I,
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00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,918
which... (groans)
300
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,593
Marker fumes. Oh, my.
301
00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:15,163
Hoyvik! Blarvlagin! Ivy.
302
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,562
(clears throat)
I apologize.
303
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:20,203
Um... in summary, I have
concluded that the Simpsons
304
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,500
are being held hostage
by a major tech company.
305
00:13:23,504 --> 00:13:26,274
Now, I cannot
say which one, but, um,
306
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:29,583
follow the Google Doodles.
307
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:35,248
If, uh, you pause
right where the video glitches,
308
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,379
you can see Homer
doesn't look human.
309
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:41,024
More like an alien wearing
an ill-fitting human suit.
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00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,261
Let me tell you something,
311
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:45,056
Homer Simpsons has done more
for this country
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00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:49,128
than Dr. Fauci
and Dr. Pimple Popper combined.
313
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,829
It's not his fault
he has a trash son
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00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:54,172
with a face
like a lunch bag, okay?
315
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:57,968
Leave Homer Simpsons alone!
Leave him alone!
316
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,341
(enunciating):
Welcome back to Patty...
317
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,080
(enunciating):
And Selma's...
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00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,375
BOTH:
Tingle Palace.
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00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:07,148
We were going to do part four
320
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:10,847
of our scalp-delousing
role-play.
321
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,791
(tines riffling)
322
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,786
But, in light of recent events,
323
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:18,028
we're going to tell you what
we think happened to our
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00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:22,225
sister Marge Simpson.
325
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,430
(scales rubbing)
326
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,972
It's pretty obvious
that Homer snapped,
327
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,869
ate the whole family.
328
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,471
and is hiding on a houseboat,
329
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,912
in a cloud of belches
that used to be his wife
330
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,539
and kids.
331
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,954
(grunts)
332
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,377
(scraping)
333
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,581
- (man shudders)
- (mouse clicks)
334
00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:46,124
Hmm... hmm.
335
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,489
What's up, guys?
Today we had
336
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,357
a whole cemetery parkour
segment ready to go,
337
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,187
but instead we've got
a big announcement.
338
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,263
The location
of the Simpsons' mansion
339
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,032
has always been super secret,
340
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,470
but we figured out where it is.
341
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:01,365
We found clues
in all their old videos.
342
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,438
We're talking
regional birdsongs,
343
00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:06,007
town-specific
ice cream truck jingle.
344
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,076
But the clincher:
my mom's dating a guy
345
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,835
who got fired
from the post office,
346
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,713
and he gave us their address.
347
00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:14,452
We're heading there tonight
to get some answers.
348
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,148
But first, parkour.
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00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,779
Parkour. (grunts)
350
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,854
Beloved husband!
351
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,622
Angel-baby!
352
00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:22,891
Jewish guy! Parkour!
353
00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,260
- (mouse clicks)
- MAN: Eh...
354
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,158
- Huh.
- (mouse clicks)
355
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,258
Hey, guys, I'm Shauna.
356
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:29,231
With a freaking exclusive.
357
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,399
I found the Simpsons mansion.
358
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,398
What the hell, Jimbo?
Did you tell her the address?
359
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,601
JIMBO:
Duh. She's my girlfriend. Hey...
360
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,408
(grunting)
361
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,937
MARTIN:
Martin Prince here, now embedded
362
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,683
at the Simpsons family compound.
363
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:48,048
SHAUNA:
We're about to get
scooped, dumb-wads.
364
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:52,218
Hey, guys, Simpsons...
(speaking gibberish)
365
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,219
Like and subscribe.
366
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,660
- PATTY: Hey, guys.
- COMIC BOOK GUY: Hey, guys.
367
00:15:54,655 --> 00:15:56,715
- SHERRI AND TERRI: Hey, guys.
- MOE: Hey, guys.
368
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,333
(gasps) It's a vlog swarm.
369
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,025
No, no, no. This is our content.
370
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,328
JIMBO:
Okay, okay.
371
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,859
(Crazy Cat Lady
speaking gibberish)
372
00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:06,374
JIMBO:
But turn on that light.
373
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,396
NELSON:
This way, come on.
374
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,172
(all panting)
375
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,670
Ha! Look at this.
376
00:16:11,672 --> 00:16:14,512
They obviously left in a hurry
without their phones.
377
00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:17,738
Shut up.
I can't hear myself Shauna.
378
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,982
- Move out, people, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
- Come on, guys, let's go.
379
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,981
(gasps)
Huh?
380
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,893
(all shouting)
381
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:26,846
- Hmm?
- What is this?
382
00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:28,764
(all grunt curiously)
383
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,185
- (Simpsons gasp)
- I found 'em!
384
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,630
Somebody get a pic!
385
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:32,255
Bart, the door!
386
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,559
- MARGE: Grab it!
- LISA: Get it!
387
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,827
Welcome, Simpson family.
388
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:42,442
So, nine days
in a panic room. Why?
389
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,396
Well, Opal,
our house had been built
390
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,244
by a company we partnered with
that, at that point,
391
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:50,411
had only built NFTs of houses.
(chuckles)
392
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,210
They installed
the panic room door backwards.
393
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,583
You could get in,
but you can't get out.
394
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,392
But how did you all
end up trapped there?
395
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,885
Well, we'd been getting ready
for our redemption livestream,
396
00:17:01,889 --> 00:17:03,919
and we were all a little tense.
397
00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:06,134
So I went to the panic room,
where we stored
398
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,786
all of our sponsored crap,
399
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,964
to get some
children's CBD gummies.
400
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,233
But I was already in there
pounding 'em.
401
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,744
MARGE: Then I ran in
and yelled, "Stop fighting.
402
00:17:17,738 --> 00:17:19,308
"You're going to sweat through
403
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,506
your signature line
of slimming activewear."
404
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,778
BART:
But when we tried to leave,
405
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:23,906
it was locked.
406
00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:25,811
LISA:
I said, "Nobody panic.
407
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,782
There's got to be
a panic button."
408
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,221
HOMER:
Then I walked in, saying,
409
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,286
"Marge, I can't find
the fridge again."
410
00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:33,215
LISA:
We tried to grab the door.
411
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,450
But it was too late.
412
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,464
We were trapped,
and it was all Homer's fault.
413
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,127
What? You said
it was nobody's fault.
414
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,997
That's what
I'm supposed to feel,
415
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,655
but I'm not there yet.
416
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:46,404
LISA:
We survived on products
we'd been shilling
417
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,070
but had never
actually eaten before.
418
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,099
Luckily, there was
also a huge supply
419
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,244
of single-use hat-toilets.
420
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,980
Uh, I'm pretty sure
those were just hats.
421
00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:58,046
We didn't have any way
to post content,
422
00:17:58,045 --> 00:18:01,445
so we went through
pretty severe withdrawal.
423
00:18:06,987 --> 00:18:09,217
MARGE:
Then, sometime around day four,
424
00:18:09,223 --> 00:18:11,093
I said, "Where's Maggie?
425
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,191
She was just here a second ago."
426
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,528
I moved the table from the wall
and said,
427
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:20,100
(gasps) "Oh, God. She must've
crawled in the vent."
428
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,570
HOMER:
I said, "Maggie, come back."
429
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:26,239
That I'd never force her
to do content ever again,
430
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,010
that I wouldn't be
♪Daddy anymore,
431
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:31,109
I'd just be Daddy.
432
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,511
And then...
433
00:18:32,513 --> 00:18:34,983
LISA:
She'd been in the cabinet
the whole time.
434
00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:36,152
We were so relieved.
435
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:39,393
MARGE:
Then we realized how high up
she was, and then...
436
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,586
BART:
But Homer made an awesome catch.
437
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,718
And Maggie barfed on him.
438
00:18:42,723 --> 00:18:44,533
(chuckles)
Classic.
439
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:48,832
MARGE:
After that,
something strange happened.
440
00:18:48,829 --> 00:18:51,369
We started talking
to each other.
441
00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:54,165
BART:
Like texting with our mouths.
442
00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:55,668
LISA:
I'd almost forgotten
443
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:58,339
I could L-O-L I-R-L.
444
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,308
MARGE:
It felt like we were
coming out of a trance.
445
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,738
LISA:
The only subscribers we needed
446
00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:05,984
were in that room.
447
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,879
Wow. Just, wow.
448
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:11,251
We're shutting down
the YouTube channel
449
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,561
because "The Simpson Family"
isn't who we are.
450
00:19:14,555 --> 00:19:17,285
We are the Simpsons.
451
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:19,931
We are completely offline now.
452
00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:21,727
I don't even check
email anymore,
453
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,498
but that's mainly 'cause we
moved back to Evergreen Terrace,
454
00:19:24,498 --> 00:19:28,468
and our neighborino changed
his Wi-Fi passwordily-durdily.
455
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,998
Well, there you have it.
456
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,343
A confusing, nonsense-word end
457
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,909
to the meteoric rise and fall
458
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,838
and disappearance
and reappearance
459
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,854
and return to status quo
460
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:40,946
for the family
the Internet could not
461
00:19:40,948 --> 00:19:43,248
get enough of
for almost half a year.
462
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,050
Can we go look at your beehives?
463
00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,352
Nah, we're all done here.
464
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,624
Well, that's four hours
of my life I'll never get back.
465
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:54,604
WOMAN:
George R. R. Martin, you better
be working on that new book.
466
00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:56,025
I am.
467
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,469
You said you would finish
it years ago.
468
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,565
I'm gonna.
469
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,296
They already made two TV shows
about it.
470
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,512
I know that.
I went to the parties.
471
00:20:05,506 --> 00:20:08,536
No more parties until
you finish that book.
472
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,042
I'm writing it right now.
473
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,383
I'm... doing research.
474
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,179
(typing)
475
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:16,746
Oh.
476
00:20:17,818 --> 00:20:20,218
You did not just stick
your hands in the mint bowl.
477
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,160
Girl, use the spoon,
or I'm gonna have to
478
00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:24,115
kick your
Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Booty.
479
00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:25,834
Bitch, that is
an IHOP reference.
480
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:27,456
- This is a Waffle House, mama.
- The Waffle House.
481
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:30,431
♪ Waffle to the House, House ♪
482
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,270
♪ Waf to the kach
to the House, how ♪
483
00:20:32,266 --> 00:20:34,666
- ♪ From the legendary
House of Waffle. ♪
- (chuckling)
484
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,968
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