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I come bearing
an important communiqué.
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It's from the marching band
director at Springfield High.
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Oh, did he get his swollen head
stuck in a French horn?
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Uh, there's no mention of that.
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But it seems one of the band's
most important musicians
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injured his middle toe doing
a high step in double-time.
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That's footwork suicide!
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They need
a replacement sax player,
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and they've requested...
Lisa Simpson.
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Me, in the high school band?
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Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!
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One yes would suffice.
Pack your sax, Lisa,
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you're moving up to high school.
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Three days a week after school,
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otherwise you're still
in second grade.
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I finally get
to play with people
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who respect music theory
and tradition.
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Teenagers!
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Class, we have
a new baritone sax player.
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Direct from
Springfield Elementary.
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Largo's losers.
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Hi. Hello.
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Now, if you'll turn to page 12
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in your marching band songbook.
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The theme to Hawaii Five-O?!
Wow!
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Yeah, Mr. Orlando is cool.
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We do 50-year-old songs
instead of 100-year-old songs.
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Shauna Chalmers,
thank you for joining us.
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I'm gonna call you James Corden,
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because you're
a late, late show.
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He totally relates to us
on our level.
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- Burnout.
- Waste case.
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Third-chair slacker.
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Shut up, woodwinds.
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Okay, from the top.
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Okay, cut.
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Apparently Supertramp
isn't giving us the rights
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to "Goodbye Stranger."
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No...
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Shauna! I didn't know
you played drums.
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And I didn't know some tiny band
dork was gonna talk to me.
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It's me, Lisa Simpson?
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You babysat for us.
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Last Saturday night.
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TikTok is dumb.
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Well, anyway,
your drumming's really good.
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Wow.
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Dear diary,
today I got a compliment
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from a rando about something
I don't care about.
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I have a diary, too!
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People were playing eighth notes
like it was nothing.
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Band kids are the coolest kids
in high school.
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No fair.
Lisa gets to go to high school?
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I was supposed
to be King of the Burnouts
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before she even got there.
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Well, son, I guess Lisa's
just unusually bright.
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She gets it from me.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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I left all my sheet music
at school.
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I have to go get it.
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- Shauna!
- I'm Shauna!
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Did you stay late to practice?
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No way. As if.
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You're practicing. Being stupid.
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You don't need to.
You're great at it.
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I'm jealous.
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Shauna, we share
a passion for music.
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Do you want to jam?
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Yeah, jam this stick in my eye
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if this conversation
goes on another second.
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Fine! But I'm not afraid
to admit that music
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means something to me,
unlike you.
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You're Shauna.
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Hey!
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I'm sorry if
I was mean back there...
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little weirdo.
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I really don't know
how to take that.
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Well, maybe we can talk about it
tomorrow at my house...
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when you come over to jam.
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I'd love to!
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Where do you live?
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Okay, stalker.
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Oh, hello, Lisa Simpson.
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And how are you
this fine evening?
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Dad, stop interrogating people,
you fascist!
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Wow, you're really rude
to your dad.
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Thanks. That's actually
the reason I got into drums.
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To drive him crazy.
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But then I...
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Turns out,
I really like playing music.
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It takes the suck out of things.
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It does take
the suck out of things.
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I just said a light swear.
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Well, sounds like you
girls are having fun.
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How would you know?!
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Yes. Well, uh,
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dinner's almost ready, dear.
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Lisa and I are eating
at the mall.
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I've been hand-rolling
gnocchi all day.
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Stop touching my food.
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Food-toucher.
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Look at all this science stuff.
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Are you building a Frankenstein?
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'Cause if you are,
you have to tell me.
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Ah, yes.
Uh, you're here to pick up Lisa.
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She's at the mall with my,
uh, challenging daughter.
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Eh, tell me something, Simpson,
do you like beer?
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Hmm, I never thought about it.
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Well, I've been brewing
my own Belgian ale
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in the style
of the Trappist monks.
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It's a,
it's a stupid hobby really.
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That is stupid.
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I buy my beer in a bar.
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I-I'm sure you do.
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But, uh, just take a sip.
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This is the most delicious drink
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I ever drank
that could get me drunk.
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You made this?
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Yes, I did. If you'd like,
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I could show you how to brew it
using these simple ingredients.
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Beer has ingredients?
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What the hell?
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You have so much to teach me.
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Okay, worked there,
got fired there.
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Got unfairly accused
of shoplifting there.
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Oh, shoplifted
a ton of stuff there.
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Wow, you've really lived.
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In this end of the mall, sure.
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Cool!
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A selfie machine.
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Ooh, A Prom Before Dying.
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I read that book.
It's about two teenagers
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who fall in love despite
only having 45 minutes to live.
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Sounds stupid.
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Let's go see it. It's on me.
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Shauna's so great.
She's like a fun, older friend
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who's mean to me for no reason.
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But somehow I really want
to hang out with her.
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What do you call that?
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Um, she seems young for a movie
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with adult themes.
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You have to let her in.
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I'm her big sister.
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That's it... big sister!
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Now let's go watch teenage
sickos make out, then croak...
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little sis.
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You've made a very fussy enemy.
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Well... later, losers!
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That's what Shauna and I
call people who aren't us.
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Isn't that cute?
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Hmm, I'm not sure
Shauna's the best influence.
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She always seems
like she's so over it.
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Even when "it" is
something nice.
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Yep, teens are garbage.
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Anyway, I'm off to 'Mers.
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Don't you mean Moe's?
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No, Chalmers.
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Now there's a different
sad, old man getting me drunk.
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Oh, man.
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Art thou as hammered as I?
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Yes, verily, but, Homer,
Trappist brewing
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is about more
than just drinking the beer.
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It's about the traditions
of the Belgian monks
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who created this divine quaff.
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See, that's what I like
about home brewing.
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You're there when it enters
the world, so full of promise.
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And you know that if you pour
your heart and hard work
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into it,
it won't tell you it's pregnant
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just to mess with you.
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Simpson!
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I think it's time for you
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to brew this next batch
on your own.
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You think I'm ready?
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Oh, I sense
great drunkenness in you.
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Mm. I didn't think
he'd transform on page one,
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but I'm not complaining.
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My horror-romance!
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Messing with parents
is the best.
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Wow, Shauna, you're so good!
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I've been thinking, you should
try out for lead drummer.
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They would never give that
to me.
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Even if I wanted it,
which I don't.
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Why won't you shut up
about this?
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Mmm, these Cheetos are cheesy.
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Shauna, listen,
the last thing I'd ever do
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is imply that you care,
but I think you're a star.
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And stars are meant to shine.
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So if you won't do this
for yourself,
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will you do it for me?
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I think I have
cheese dust in my eyes.
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Fine, I'll do the audition.
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But only to shut you up.
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Yes!
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Mind if I celebrate
with a sax solo?
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Oh, that'd be great.
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Sarcasm noted.
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Huzzah, big brother!
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Thank you, petit frère.
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Next audition...
Shauna Chalmers?!
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I am so out of here.
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Shauna!
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Shauna, that was great!
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I won't tell anyone
how hard you practiced.
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Like I care.
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Thanks.
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Um, Shauna, I'm sorry
to bother you,
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but I'm Trevor McBride,
star quarterback.
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Cool bio, Jock Cousteau.
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What do you want?
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Well, um,
I couldn't help but noticing
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that you blew my mind tonight
with your drumming.
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I'm having a pool party
at my house tomorrow.
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- Do you want to come?
- Mm.
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Of course, your band friends
are invited, too.
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Sure. I guess.
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"Sure" and "I guess"?
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Crushing it!
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I don't know. I've never been
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to a teen party before.
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Don't worry, you'll be
with your big sis.
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Whatevs, it's all good, NBD.
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What am I saying?
It's a huge BD!
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Oh, I forgot to mention.
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Everyone has to bring
a beer to get in.
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Huh, I think I have
a hookup for some brews.
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Hmm. Warm caramel color,
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the foam is
immaculately bubbled.
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Beautifully brewed,
Brother Homer.
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Today, you have truly become
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my padre from another madre.
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I wish only to be worthy
of our humble labels.
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Daddy?
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I know I've been kind of
a B-word lately.
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That stands for Brenda.
She's this total bitch I know.
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So Lisa and I want
to apologize by, like,
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putting on a little show
for you.
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Shauna, that is
so thoughtful and-and...
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Just shut up
and come in the house!
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You're so embarrassing!
Both of you!
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Sorry, Shauna.
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Awesome! This beer is exactly
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where the chick
said it would be.
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Her name is Shauna!
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Learn three things
about her that don't have
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to do with her looks,
or you're off the team!
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Wonderful. Shauna and I
are finally connecting.
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We're just like
the Gilmore Girls.
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And I'm Lorelai.
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I'm so happy for you.
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What?
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- Bravissima! Yes!
- Yeah!
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- Wonderful, wonderful!
- Yeah! All right!
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Welcome to the pool party, ladies.
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We've got pizza, burgers...
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Possible and Impossible...
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And hella soda,
courtesy of my parents.
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Love you, T-Man!
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Oh, my God!
259
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,902
It's a little girl
with a saxophone.
260
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,505
So cute.
261
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:31,509
Play us a song, Saxophone Girl.
262
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,245
Okay, sure.
263
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,886
I don't care what people say.
264
00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:39,892
I just think music is one
of the coolest sounds out there.
265
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,596
Want to kiss about it?
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00:14:41,629 --> 00:14:43,466
Duh.
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00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:46,338
Trev,
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00:14:46,371 --> 00:14:48,577
Mom and I are going to one
of those fun escape rooms
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00:14:48,643 --> 00:14:49,912
in another city.
270
00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:51,482
Is it okay with you
that we won't
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00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:52,952
be back for seven hours?
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00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,089
Oh, don't worry
about them, Brian.
273
00:14:55,189 --> 00:14:56,458
It's almost nightfall.
274
00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:59,197
That's when teen pizza parties
generally break up.
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00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:00,734
Bye.
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00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,707
Well, party's over.
277
00:15:03,807 --> 00:15:06,412
Now let's make
two separate recycling piles.
278
00:15:06,513 --> 00:15:08,282
The beer...
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00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:09,952
is here!
280
00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:24,481
Uh, this is like
one of those TV shows
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00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:26,619
I'm not supposed to watch.
282
00:15:29,992 --> 00:15:31,996
Our beer, someone stole it!
283
00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:34,902
But I brewed that
with the malt of my loins.
284
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,643
Oh, God,
please don't let Shauna have
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00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:39,979
anything to do with this.
286
00:15:40,046 --> 00:15:41,616
I'm gonna check
her social media.
287
00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:43,452
She lets you follow her?
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00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:44,589
Of course not.
289
00:15:44,722 --> 00:15:46,458
I follow her as "Rodrigo,"
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00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:49,164
a goth teen from Argentina.
291
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:52,571
Oh, dear God,
that so-called pool party
292
00:15:52,638 --> 00:15:55,176
is a bona fide rager!
293
00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:59,886
Our homebrewed beer is
inebriating these minors.
294
00:15:59,986 --> 00:16:01,523
We have to go save them.
295
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:04,161
The beers I mean,
from those awful teens!
296
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:07,400
Excuse me, have you seen Shauna?
297
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,004
Big sister?
298
00:16:09,104 --> 00:16:11,375
Cool, it's a metal beer bong.
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00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:13,647
Thanks.
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00:16:19,491 --> 00:16:21,028
Hello, emergency?
301
00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:23,499
I'd like to report
the abandonment of a minor.
302
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,403
The minor is me!
303
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:28,375
Hurry, this party is
out of control!
304
00:16:28,475 --> 00:16:29,645
What are you doing?
305
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:32,818
Did you just narc out the party,
you party narc?
306
00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,120
Where were you?!
307
00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:36,291
I was with Trevor, getting some.
308
00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:38,797
- Some what?
- Some smooches.
309
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,601
- Duh!
- Your turn.
310
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,505
You give me that!
311
00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,441
Oh, no, this is terrible.
312
00:16:44,509 --> 00:16:47,080
Homer, we need to get
every one of those bottles,
313
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,585
or my superintending days
are over.
314
00:16:54,929 --> 00:16:56,833
You abandoned me.
315
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,469
And I was really scared.
316
00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:02,010
I thought big sisters were
supposed to take care of you.
317
00:17:02,076 --> 00:17:04,214
And I thought little sisters
weren't supposed
318
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,653
to be stupid, snitchy babies.
319
00:17:06,753 --> 00:17:09,391
I am not a stupid, snitchy baby!
320
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,936
It's worse than we thought, Chief.
321
00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,606
This party's not just epic.
322
00:17:16,673 --> 00:17:18,175
It's legendary.
323
00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:21,481
Now, who could have given
these teens so much beer?
324
00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:23,753
Uh, good evening,
Your Eminences.
325
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,156
May God be with you.
326
00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:27,160
Chief, those are no monks!
327
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,703
You two are under arrest
328
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:33,405
for subjecting these kids
329
00:17:33,472 --> 00:17:35,844
to the best night
of their lives.
330
00:17:35,978 --> 00:17:38,082
Well, there goes my career
and my pension.
331
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:40,754
Oh, and also
I'm going to prison.
332
00:17:44,294 --> 00:17:46,298
Chief?
333
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:48,269
I just breathalyzed
all these teens.
334
00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:50,607
They're all blowing 0.0.
335
00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:52,945
Dear God, they're already dead!
336
00:17:52,978 --> 00:17:55,784
This beer contains no alcohol.
337
00:17:57,153 --> 00:17:59,124
Simpson, you-you glorious idiot.
338
00:17:59,224 --> 00:18:00,961
You forgot to add the yeast.
339
00:18:01,028 --> 00:18:02,196
What forgot the who?
340
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:04,802
No fermentation means
no intoxication.
341
00:18:04,869 --> 00:18:06,873
Mwah!
Your incompetence
342
00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:08,977
just saved our cowls.
343
00:18:09,077 --> 00:18:11,649
Attention teens,
you are not drunk.
344
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,352
Repeat... not drunk.
345
00:18:13,419 --> 00:18:16,024
Please examine
your outrageous behavior
346
00:18:16,091 --> 00:18:18,730
through a lens
of newfound self-awareness.
347
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:21,468
Please use this experience
348
00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:24,207
to better understand
the pressures you're all under,
349
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:27,046
and have more compassion
for your friends,
350
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:29,752
teachers, parents,
and most of all,
351
00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:32,056
yourselves. Over.
352
00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:34,895
You bungling brewmasters
are free to go.
353
00:18:34,962 --> 00:18:36,298
My career.
354
00:18:36,431 --> 00:18:38,770
It's saved.
355
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,006
Yes.
356
00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:43,379
Whoa, Rodrigo
from Instagram is crying
357
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,282
at our party!
358
00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:47,588
Let's comfort him.
359
00:18:49,057 --> 00:18:50,894
All right, yeah...
360
00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:53,365
Yes, all right.
361
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,506
Sweetie, what are you doing
at a teenager party?
362
00:18:56,572 --> 00:18:58,042
Shauna brought me!
363
00:18:58,108 --> 00:19:00,714
But I never want
to see her stupid face again!
364
00:19:02,216 --> 00:19:03,687
- Dad...
- Mm.
365
00:19:03,753 --> 00:19:05,289
Oh, Lisa.
366
00:19:05,389 --> 00:19:07,193
It's been a week now.
367
00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:09,230
Are you still upset
about Shauna?
368
00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:12,070
I really did think of her
like a sister.
369
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:15,142
Well, you still have
your real sister.
370
00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:23,058
Well, your father and I
are headed out.
371
00:19:23,158 --> 00:19:25,129
We're gonna spend
some Mommy-Daddy time.
372
00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:27,367
Marge, did you get
the hotel room?
373
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,707
Because I got the chants
and the incense.
374
00:19:30,774 --> 00:19:32,711
Ave Maria.
375
00:19:34,147 --> 00:19:36,084
That must be the babysitter.
376
00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:40,359
Oh, hello.
377
00:19:40,393 --> 00:19:42,330
You look... well.
378
00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:44,167
Thanks.
I thought I might see you here
379
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:46,806
at the house you live in.
380
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:49,745
What's going on here?
381
00:19:49,812 --> 00:19:52,083
Well, whatever it is,
the awkwardness is...
382
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,653
...delicious.
383
00:19:55,991 --> 00:19:58,262
So, how's the marching band?
384
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:00,199
I can't believe
they made me quit
385
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,903
when that kid's toe healed.
386
00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:03,840
I hate Western medicine.
387
00:20:03,907 --> 00:20:05,376
Oh, I quit, too.
388
00:20:05,443 --> 00:20:08,282
I started a punk band, where I'm
the drummer and the singer.
389
00:20:08,382 --> 00:20:10,219
Just like Phil Collins!
390
00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:11,689
Okay, got to go.
391
00:20:11,756 --> 00:20:14,060
We're called
Brenda and the B-words.
392
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,897
I never would have done it
without all that
393
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,968
stupid confidence you gave me.
394
00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:20,406
Wow, that's actually
really nice to hear.
395
00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:22,511
Shut up, it wasn't meant to be.
396
00:20:22,611 --> 00:20:24,280
Anyway, I brought my drums.
397
00:20:24,314 --> 00:20:25,784
You want to jam?
398
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,153
I'd like that.
399
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,124
Oh, dear God, no.
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00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,114
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