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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad.
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What should we do now?
We've captured the cad
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who poisoned all those copper
barons, and it's barely 8:00.
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Lucky thing I made
an 8:15 reservation right here.
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Why, this is the restaurant
where you proposed.
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Oh, you did remember
our anniversary.
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Well, look who else remembered.
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Aster.
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And he's carrying
the Sapphire of Ceylon.
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Oh, Mick,
you think of everything.
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- Aster!
- Oh, let him go.
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He can wear it with the diamond
brooch he buried last week.
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- Well, I'll drink to that.
- Darling,
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you drink to everything.
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Oh, when I get married,
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I hope I have the breezy
elegance of Mick and Moira.
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Oh, I'm sure you'll have
what your father and I have.
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Yep, ten years,
but we still got that magic.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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Mmm. Ooh, change the channel.
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Love It or Lift It is on.
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They're going to unwrap
Steven's new face tonight.
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Ew, it's covered in Dad cheese.
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I'm going to bed.
I'll leave you to your magic.
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Bart, I'm worried
about Mom and Dad.
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The mushroom spores
are replicating.
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Torch the fungus.
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Lis, I'm holding the ammo
for the whole team.
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Bart, I need a reload.
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Ow! Why do I feel that?
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Mom and Dad have
completely given up.
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Their relationship
has no spark or romance.
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You got me out of my game
for girl words?
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They're nothing like
the couples in movies
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or prescription drug commercials.
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They don't dance on beaches
or hang glide,
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They just watch TV
and DustBust burp dust.
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I don't know, this sounds
like another Lisa thing
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- that's not actually a thing.
- Come with me.
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What are our lovely parents
up to this fine Sunday?
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Champagne brunch?
Historic walking tour?
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Or is Mom crawling around
on homemade kneepads?
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Good news. The only ants
I'm finding are already dead.
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Leave the corpses.
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It'll send a message
to the colony.
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You might be wondering,
"Why does Dad
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have a trash can
bungeed to his waist?"
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Answer: To catch
his taco droppings.
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Homer, if there's room
in your taco trough,
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I've got a present from Maggie.
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Hip hop.
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Up top.
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Nice throw.
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Nice catch.
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Okay, it's disturbing,
but that's why,
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when it comes to parents,
my policy is:
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- "Don't look, don't care."
- You should care.
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You're gonna live with these two
well into your adult years.
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Do you want your future dates
to be greeted
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by Captain and Mrs. Underpants?
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Hey, baby, you look great.
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- We got to go.
- Bart,
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introduce us.
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We want to see her.
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I hope you have
what we have someday.
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Couch love. Couch love.
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We got to do an intervention.
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Mom, Dad, we need to talk.
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Not during 21 Days in a Swamp.
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They're about to reveal who
they found inside the alligator.
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Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody.
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First of all,
this is a safe space.
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We love you.
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But no child should have to see
their parent wear a waste basket.
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- It's...
- All you loads do is sit on the couch and watch crappy TV.
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We watch educational shows
that teach real-world skills,
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like hauling crab
out of the Bering Sea.
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Do you kids know
how to pull a gaff hook
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out of a crabber's forearm?
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They know nothing
of the sort, Marge.
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You've gotten into a rut.
Look at this room.
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Two people, and yet there's,
like, six throw blankets.
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There's nine.
Each one serves a vital purpose.
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And I think it's sweet
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that we're so at ease
with one another.
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There's so much
you're missing out on.
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Entertaining, travel,
standing upright.
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You won the school raffle
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for a week at
The Saffron Togetherness Center.
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But this voucher has sat
on the fridge for a year.
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Ugh, that thing. We were hoping
to win the kettle corn kettle.
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But this place sounds perfect.
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A tranquil setting
that blissifies coupleosity
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by removing the distractions
of technology and entertainment.
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The Saffron Center
sounds so romantic.
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It's at the top
of Honeymoon Mountain.
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Unless you saggy-bottomed
couch monsters
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have given up on romance.
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What? I love romance.
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Romance is like my oxygen.
But your mom doesn't want to go.
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Oh. Do you want to go?
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Of course I do.
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Unless you're not into romance,
no judgment.
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I love romance.
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- So, we're going.
- Great.
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- Great.
- Great.
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- It is great.
- Yep.
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So great.
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Hmm, no phones or television
for the whole week,
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and the menu is keto-based.
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Are you trying to pronounce
"Cheeto-based"?
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No.
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Deep down, I knew
you probably weren't.
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There's a group meditation
on Saturday with Sharice.
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- What time's it start?
- Sunrise.
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We won't be seeing Sharice.
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There's silent sweat lodge yoga.
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Oh, that's also at sunrise.
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Hmm, "sunrise,"
"sunrise," "sunrise."
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Ooh, there's a sunset hike.
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Nope, that starts at sunrise.
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- This place sucks.
- Sucks so hard.
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I only wanted to go
because you did.
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I never want to go anywhere!
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Then turn around, baby.
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- We're going home.
- Already turning.
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Homer!
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- Turn into the skid.
- I am!
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Th-Then turn out of the skid.
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What does the skid want?
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Uh, are you okay?
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Yes. Yes, I-I think so.
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Rocks!
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We have to jump now!
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Homer!
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Okay, I can pound that dent out.
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I'll call AAA.
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This seems like a good time
to join.
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Okay, no phone, no car.
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But we made it out of the water
and we're safe.
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Homer, listen to me.
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We are not safe.
We are in a dire situation.
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We're soaking wet
and it's very cold.
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We have to fix that now.
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We have to make a fire.
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On our survival shows,
they all use a bow drill.
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- Find a sapling.
- Or we could do this.
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That's amazing!
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Where did you learn that?
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Remember all those recall
letters that said our phone
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- would swell up and explode?
- But you exchanged that phone.
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Nope. I said I did.
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Okay, fine, fine.
But we have a fire.
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Now get those wet clothes off.
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In front of the fauna?
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Just do it!
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Almost dry.
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Okay, next step: Figure out
the way back to the road.
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Help me up that tree.
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No...
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- No, Homer, no.
- I got you.
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- Where'd you go?
- Not that way.
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- Up or down?
- I'm not up!
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- Can't breathe!
- Turn me around.
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And watch my thingy!
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Ooch. Ooh. Rough bark.
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Homer, don't look up.
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Dang, my thingy again.
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Okay, if you see
more than one road,
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we should walk to the one
with a sit-down restaurant,
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because I could really go
for a booth.
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Oh, no.
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All I see are trees.
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Nothing but trees.
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So... we're lost?
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Wait! I see something!
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Something bright red!
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And it's close by!
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- What'd you see? What is it?
- I don't know.
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But it looks man-made.
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And right now,
it's our only hope.
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Are the clothes dry?
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Almost dry.
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No, no, no!
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This is worse than
Nude and Screwed season six
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when Jerry got airlifted out
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because howler monkeys bit
his pixilated area!
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Homie, I know this looks bad.
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We don't have clothes or fire
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or shelter or food
or hope of rescue
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- or...
- I know what we don't have!
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But we have the red thing!
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And it's all we have!
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Now, run!
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Maybe it's a fire truck.
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Ow! Or a double-decker bus.
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Owie! Or a Twizzler factory.
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Ow! Ooh, that went in me.
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A bathtub?
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A sexy bathtub?
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"Since 1943,
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"Honeymoon Mountain has been
a mecca of matrimonial merriment
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where newlyweds do that voodoo
you do after saying 'I do.'"
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A cigarette machine!
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Yes! A matchbook!
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We have something
to jot phone numbers on!
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- Oh... ah...
- Oh... ah...
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Oh, I can feel
my front stuff again.
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We can turn these abandoned
snuggle shacks into shelter.
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And warm clothes.
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What the heck is that?
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I think it's
a champagne glass Jacuzzi.
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We might just be saved.
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Bless you,
old-time honeymoon horndogs.
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It might be
the melting fiberglass talking,
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but I think we'll be okay
until they come and rescue us.
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Oh, my God.
No one will know
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we never made it
to the Saffron Center
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because of their
stupid no-phone policy.
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I hope their
rooftop tantric pavilion
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falls into their
Zen meditation garden.
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No one's looking for us.
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They don't even know
we're missing.
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Well,
on Helicopter Hiker Hunters,
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they always say:
"If you're lost, stay put,
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at least until the snow melts."
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That could be tomorrow
or a month from now.
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Oh, we've
just got to survive here
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until they notice we're gone.
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Luckily, we have
a warm shelter, water...
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And love.
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That's sweet.
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No, that's the name
of this old massage oil.
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Tomorrow we'll find food.
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I'll throw another TV
on the fire.
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Oh, no berries, no nuts,
our traps are all empty...
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Oh, I thought I knew
what hunger was,
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but now I know that was
just not being full.
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Last week there was Cheerios
powder at the bottom of the bag,
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and I just threw it out.
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That powder sounds so good.
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Tell me
about the powder again...
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slowly.
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Don't just complain...
Offer solutions!
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Oh, great, now they're
talking to each other.
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- This has to work.
- Yeah.
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Fish are way stupider
than rabbits or nuts.
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You stupid fish!
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Why don't you bite
my bait-less hook?!
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Oh, be careful.
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You'll get your shag pants wet.
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I didn't used to wear carpeting!
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I used to wear pants!
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00:13:17,494 --> 00:13:20,166
Made out of pants! Oh!
255
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,903
Homer!
256
00:13:22,037 --> 00:13:24,308
Homer! Homer,
get out of those wet clothes
257
00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:25,978
and get to the fire.
258
00:13:26,045 --> 00:13:27,615
Grab it! Grab it!
259
00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:28,917
Don't let it get away!
260
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,556
Oh! I've got fishnet stockings.
261
00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:33,927
Oh, no! They're crotchless!
262
00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:35,631
Get him! Get him!
263
00:13:35,764 --> 00:13:37,367
Get him! Oh! Oh, no!
264
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,467
Don't let it go!
265
00:13:41,308 --> 00:13:43,513
We got it!
266
00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:45,951
Oh, thank you!
267
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:50,259
Thank you, you beautiful fish,
thank you.
268
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:52,965
Group hug!
269
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:12,538
Oh, oh, this is the best meal
of my life.
270
00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:19,284
Oh, God. This is what I want
to eat for every birthday now.
271
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,394
We're gonna be okay.
272
00:14:24,461 --> 00:14:27,568
It's amazing how
the world seems brighter
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with a little food
in your belly.
274
00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:31,676
Yeah, you got that right.
275
00:14:31,743 --> 00:14:33,780
- I miss the kids!
- Oh.
276
00:14:33,847 --> 00:14:36,285
What if we never see them again?
277
00:14:36,385 --> 00:14:38,657
Oh, honey, honey, honey,
honey, honey.
278
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,193
We're gonna get back home,
279
00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:42,698
and you're gonna smother them
with so much love,
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00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:46,438
they'll never become
functioning adults.
281
00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:47,842
You promise?
282
00:14:47,942 --> 00:14:49,512
I promise.
283
00:14:49,579 --> 00:14:51,816
Come on, dance with me.
284
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,439
What was that?
285
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,976
Probably just the wind.
286
00:15:08,817 --> 00:15:10,854
Don't worry, don't worry.
287
00:15:10,921 --> 00:15:13,125
The clamshell will hold.
288
00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:15,964
I think there's a hungry
predator out there.
289
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:18,102
Oh. Good thing we're in here.
290
00:15:18,202 --> 00:15:20,173
It's coming in.
291
00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:25,249
- It's gone.
- What was that?
292
00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:27,655
Wolverine!
293
00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:36,706
Where is it?
294
00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:50,567
Oh, my God, a wolverine!
295
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:51,914
Just like the one that killed...
296
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:54,341
- The Wolverine Whisperer.
- We need a weapon.
297
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,278
Wh-What are you doing?
298
00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:57,882
I'm gonna lead it away.
You stay here.
299
00:15:57,982 --> 00:15:59,417
Homer, no!
300
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,471
Hey, you!
Come and get the fat man!
301
00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:16,953
Oh, Homie.
302
00:16:17,955 --> 00:16:20,426
Ha! You've been outsmarted
by man:
303
00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:22,030
King of Nature!
304
00:16:22,096 --> 00:16:23,967
Destroyer of our planet!
305
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,971
Inventor of Earth Day!
306
00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:28,008
Wait, what are you doing?
307
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,979
Hey, no fair. Cut that out.
308
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,001
Hey, you don't want to eat me.
I'm stringy.
309
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,972
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'm marbled.
310
00:16:43,038 --> 00:16:44,909
I'm human Wagyu!
311
00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:47,280
Leave him alone!
312
00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:49,685
Uh... please?
313
00:16:54,294 --> 00:16:56,298
Marge...!
314
00:17:05,951 --> 00:17:08,422
Run! Run!
I can't hold him much longer!
315
00:17:09,692 --> 00:17:10,861
Hip hop!
316
00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:12,731
Up top!
317
00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:17,006
Run, Marge, run!
318
00:17:17,073 --> 00:17:19,712
Marge, run!
Marge, run! Marge...
319
00:17:19,779 --> 00:17:21,281
Homer.
320
00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:22,751
It's...
321
00:17:22,818 --> 00:17:24,254
it's dead.
322
00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:26,559
Marge!
Oh, oh, are you hurt?
323
00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:27,928
I'm fine.
324
00:17:27,995 --> 00:17:29,665
No, no. No, you're not.
325
00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:30,834
Where's your shoe?
326
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,455
Oh, Marge.
327
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,853
Did I surprise you?
328
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,357
With that sexy wilderness musk,
329
00:17:59,424 --> 00:18:01,796
you're not sneaking up
on anyone.
330
00:18:04,568 --> 00:18:06,706
I'll go forage some more moss
for our love nest.
331
00:18:06,806 --> 00:18:11,014
And later, I'll crotch milady
a fish for dinner.
332
00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:13,987
Oh, sounds perfect.
333
00:18:27,046 --> 00:18:29,317
Hey! Over here!
334
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:31,823
Come back!
335
00:18:31,923 --> 00:18:33,025
Stop...!
336
00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:34,662
Aw, damn it.
337
00:18:34,762 --> 00:18:36,164
What happened? What is it?
338
00:18:36,231 --> 00:18:37,801
Oh, I screwed up.
339
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:39,805
There was a park ranger
right there.
340
00:18:39,905 --> 00:18:41,375
I should've yelled right away,
341
00:18:41,475 --> 00:18:43,913
but I looked at you
and our little house, and...
342
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,617
and it... it was too late.
343
00:18:45,684 --> 00:18:46,819
I'm so sorry.
344
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,122
I'm so stupid!
345
00:18:48,222 --> 00:18:49,992
Homie, Homie, Homie, I get it.
346
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,829
But we've got
to get out of here.
347
00:18:51,929 --> 00:18:53,365
Look... we can follow the tracks.
348
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,637
There has to be
a ranger station nearby.
349
00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:58,409
Okay, we'll pack up some water,
wolverine jerky...
350
00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:01,014
- And precious memories.
- Aw.
351
00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:02,951
No, that's the name
of this love jelly
352
00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:05,423
I've been using
as bug repellent.
353
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,830
Say goodbye to the love shack.
354
00:19:10,132 --> 00:19:11,836
- You ready?
- Mm-hmm.
355
00:19:49,044 --> 00:19:50,246
Bugs!
356
00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:54,254
They're in my nose! Ugh!
357
00:19:58,028 --> 00:19:59,732
We did it! There it is!
358
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,705
Homer, wait. Wait.
359
00:20:02,771 --> 00:20:04,942
Just one more moment.
360
00:20:15,597 --> 00:20:18,302
From now on, I'm gonna try
to be more romantic,
361
00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:20,406
like the kids said.
362
00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:22,978
Don't change anything, Homer.
363
00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:25,483
Don't change anything.
364
00:20:26,384 --> 00:20:29,190
I guess we could walk slowly.
365
00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:31,662
We always do.
366
00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:39,010
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00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:40,781
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00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:42,518
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00:20:49,932 --> 00:20:52,270
Sure you don't want to go inside
where it's warm?
371
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:54,942
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