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hear what Douglas said today?

Who?

Professor Sins.

You're on a first-name basis with him.

Jeff hates him.

I don't hate him, Steph, I just dislike

him immensely.

With extreme fervor and major distaste.

I call it partial hatred.

You're just jealous.

He's cute.

Well, he does teach his classes, right?

Yeah, Christy, so do I.

You teach freshman classes.

You're a student teacher.

Yeah, but next year, I'll have the same

credentials as Professor Sins, making me a real

teacher.

And I'm better looking, too.

Well, I am.

Oh, yeah, you're so cute, Jeffrey.

Yeah, funny.

Real funny.

Where'd they pull this shard from?

I think it was Site B-3.

I don't get it.

Well, that doesn't surprise me.

Get over it, will ya?

What did she get?

This piece isn't even close to where the

other Anasazi pieces were found in New Mexico.

Well, that's why we're in here.

Professor Billings put his best students on it.

I don't get it.

Well, I thought you said this was a

work that sophomores should be doing.

Well, he didn't give it to them, so

it must be important.

Whatever, student teacher.

It is important.

Professor, I mean, Douglas, he wanted to do

this.

Really?

Why?

I don't know.

He was there when Billings assigned it, and

he was pissed.

You see?

I'm already moving in on Douglas.

I'll get that appointment next year.

You watch.

Hmm, that's weird.

Yeah, I know.

Jeff gets an appointment, the school goes bankrupt.

Funny, very funny.

Good thing you got that comic gig to

fall back on after you graduate.

Professor Sims never does this kind of dirty

work anymore.

I wonder what he wanted with it.

Well, it's obviously important stuff, and he wanted

to take credit for the amazing discovery we

find.

Discovery?

What discovery?

It's been three days, we don't know the

least quarter about this chart.

I said find, not found.

That's okay, we'll figure it out.

We've got the three best students working on

it.

Two best students and student teacher.

That's the smartest student teacher, and soon-to

-be professor, thank you very much.

Whatever you say, Indiana.

Oh, I'm washed.

We'll go to the beach this weekend.

No date tonight?

No.

How come it's Friday?

What's Greg doing?

Hopefully crying in his pillow all weekend.

We broke up.

Oh, finally.

It was about time.

Thanks for the support.

What about you, Jeff?

Have you dated a new freshman?

New girls are easy pickings, huh?

Hello?

Jeff?

Are you sleeping?

It's time to go home.

Are you going to come, or are you

spending the night here?

Not sure.

I just found something.

Like what?

Wow.

I'd love to see you in that, honey.

This could be a really important discovery.

Let me see it.

This isn't so unusual.

What are you thinking?

It doesn't belong in the same layer.

Something's wrong.

Oh my God, Debbie.

This could be it.

Let's go to the tent and check it

out.

It may be a bit early to celebrate,

but I'd say we have a match to

the same pots that B-Team is digging

up in the Mojave.

Perhaps we celebrate early for good luck.

Oh, are you trying to take advantage of

me, Dr. Gorovitch?

It's too early to call California time.

What is it?

What do you see?

Well, what I see is the reason why

Douglas was so interested in this find.

Is it big?

Are we famous?

Who found this piece?

I don't know.

Who works at B-3 last?

No way.

What?

No way what?

It was Team Coyote.

That's the seniors.

That's Douglas' team.

That's why he wanted to be assigned it,

because they found it.

That's why Professor Billings doesn't assign the team

who find it to research it.

Impartiality.

Yep.

So their emotions don't cloud the judgment.

Well, there's another reason, too.

Quality control.

What the hell are you doing?

God, I think we've just been expelled.

Not me.

He has been expelled.

I didn't just smash a 3,000-year

-old piece of pottery.

Relax.

Neither did I.

It's a fake.

How come?

How do you know that?

Look at the cross-section.

See where it's oxidizing?

It's not.

It's clay.

It's supposed to.

Yeah.

Clay from the southwest has a high salinity

rate.

Look at the dissolve rate.

It's not.

Yep.

It's from a high-temperature zone.

Like China?

Like China.

How did a pottery shard killed in China

get into a 3,000-year-old Anasazi

ruin?

By UPS, if my guess is correct.

That is who we're using on the site,

isn't it?

Hmm.

Who would swap out a thing like this?

Well, whoever's in charge of the delivery parcels.

Wow.

Professor Douglas Sims.

Hmm.

We've got to tell Billings.

Well, let's clean up these pieces first.

What is that?

I think that's the janitor.

He locked us up.

Hello?

We're still in here.

Hey.

Damn it.

They locked us in.

Let me try.

Hello?

You know what?

We're just going to have to break it

down.

Hey, no wait, Rambo.

Just get the keys.

It unlocks from the inside, too.

Don't you have the keys?

Keys?

Why would I have the keys?

You girls are here before me.

Christy was here before I was.

Christy?

Why always me?

I don't have the keys.

I thought you got it.

You always get here first.

Great.

Awesome.

Nobody has keys.

I can't believe we're stuck in here the

entire weekend.

I think we have a major problem here.

It's like 120 degrees in here.

Like they turned off the air conditioning.

And 140.

Christy, it's your turn to stay and watch.

Hold on.

I'm just trying to email this last person.

Let's face it.

No one's going to get those emails until

tomorrow.

Everybody's out enjoying their Friday night.

Then it's final.

What is?

We're here for the night.

Oh, great.

This just blows.

It could be worse.

Worse how?

You could be here with Douglas.

Like I said, this blows.

You know what?

You might just at least find something to

sleep on.

I saw some mummy heads in the storage

locker.

Those could be squishy enough.

Ew.

I need my shirt before I do that.

Can I have the rest of your clothes?

What are you looking for?

Just something to do.

I don't think these cow floors are going

to afford much sleep.

Well, at least we have the internet.

That's always entertaining.

Not for you it won't be.

They always block the adult sites.

Oh.

Well, that sucks.

We could do some research.

Or not.

Hey.

Look at this.

You break through the block on the websites?

No.

I found some files on the old Anasazi

dig.

Is there any evidence on those?

I don't think Professor Sims would tape the

planning of fake artifacts.

I guess we'll never find out.

Why?

There's some sort of encryption on this file.

I can't open it.

Move over.

Let the pro handle this.

Oh.

Christy the hacker.

Tell us all and I won't show you

how to get past the adult websites blocks.

My lips are sealed.

How long is this going to take?

Done.

About that fast.

Hmm.

Bill.

I see the figures have you entranced in

their magic.

I didn't hear you come in, Mr. Jenkins.

It's a good thing I'm not a thief,

huh?

Just kidding.

It's quite alright.

It is a masterwork.

Truly the gem of the museum, wouldn't you

say?

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

I mean, do you realize what this represents?

Uh, it's a tribal master demonstrating how to

achieve sexual pleasure?

This is truly a gem.

I wonder if she'll be pleased with it,

though.

Who, April?

April?

Oh, April, the intern from the university.

Yeah, she likes to keep up on all

the latest exhibits.

Really?

She was pleased by the exhibit?

She was pleased.

She was really, really pleased with what I

could see.

Hmm.

Well, actually, I was talking about Lisa, Mrs.

Jenkins.

Your wife, sir?

Yes.

She was very excited when I told her

about it.

In fact, she should be here very soon.

So, Bill, how about some coffee?

What do you say?

Right away, Mr. Jenkins.

I need a little rest.

It's freaking hot in here.

Yeah, it does seem to be getting a

little warm in here.

Let's go see if we can turn it

back on.

All right, we're going to go try and

find the air conditioning.

We'll be right back.

Okay.

So, do you see a control panel or

anything?

No.

But I finally have you alone now.

What about Christy?

She's going to be okay.

It's going to be all right, right?

Right.

Hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Hmm.

Ah.

Hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Hmm.

Yes.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

This one was tough.

Whoever locked this file down didn't want anyone

to see it.

Why do you two look so guilty?

Nothing.

We didn't do anything.

What makes you think we did anything while

you were here?

What were you doing there?

It's weird, Jeff.

It's weird.

We just shared a soda.

That's all.

Yeah, right.

So, what did you find on this file?

I don't know.

Let's check it out.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Satellite phone.

Hmm.

Must be good news from bad news.

Hmm.

Hmm.

April, this is Philip.

Philip, we found a matching shard at our

site.

So did we.

That's great.

How's Debbie?

She's great.

We made love under the moon to celebrate.

That's great.

What's going on, Philip?