All language subtitles for Los simula 1 epi 6

Just one more night, little men. One more night.

Calm down. Nothing is gonna happen.

[SANTOS
Logistics and planning]

Who are you?

Chill, chill.

Stay still.

[MEDINA
Investigation]

He's still sleeping.

He has the curtains shut.

[LAMPONNE
Technique and mobility]

This gentleman is José Wolsitski, and I'm Carlos Cabral.

We can't tell you who we work for.

Matías Miguens. I collaborate with Interpol.

I won't lie. We do smoke marijuana every now and then, but not often.

- We take it. We don't sell.
- We know that. We don't care.

We investigated you. We thought you could be involved, but we found out you aren't.

Involved with what?

Do you know this man?

Yes, he's the Bolivian man who lives upstairs. What is it?

We have been looking for him for three and a half years.

His real name is Osvaldo Ferraquín.

a.k.a. Eduardo Prima

a.k.a. Dr. Death

a.k.a. Jorge Trinidad

a.k.a. The Samurai

a.k.a. Roberto Ávalos

He's involved with the Escobar case regarding gun and narcotic trafficking.

You got it wrong. He's a laborer in construction.

Ferrequín was in the guerrilla. He's an expert with guns and knives.

In 1991, the FBI tried to capture him in a hotel in Panama.

They still can't find his head.

FBI AGENT MURDERED IN PANAMA.
THEY STILL HAVEN'T FOUND HIS HEAD.

He was believed dead in a combat with the Colombian police.

Two months ago, we got a memo saying he was in Argentina.

Working as a laborer under the name of Roberto Ávalos.

- Are you going to kill him?
- No.

No. We couldn't on our own.

We would need more men. Ferraquín is truly dangerous.

Plus, we need him alive rather than dead. He's the passport to more names.

He will eventually go back in action. We want to be aware when that happens.

What we would like to do, with your authorization, is add some hidden bugs

in your wall and his floor.

Good morning.

That's fine, he's with us.

The cameras are setted.

- The infrared too?
- Yes.

[RAVENNA
Characterization]

Pretend this never happened.

Live your life normally.

Don't be afraid of Ferraquín.

While he doesn't know you know his true identity, he won't do anything to you.

That would disrupt his plans.

Another thing.

These mikes are very sensitive.

So don't make too much noise.

You can walk, watch tv, talk...

But no screaming or loud music.

That would interferre with our job. Understood?

Good evening.

Good evening. Are we bothering you? Is it too late?

No, not at all.

It's not even 9 o'clock yet.

We are here to bring you some tricolor pie.

His mom makes it.

His mom brings us food every thursday.

It's a trilocolor pie with chard, cheese and pumpkin.

Thank you.

No. No problem.

Whatever you need, tell us.

Good.

I'll be right with you.

I'm going to change.

Olinda is making some good fried pork rind.

Go easy, Ávalos.

I'm with some good company.

Wait.

Wait, I...

I-- I can't.

Relax. Take it easy.

No, really. Really, I can't.

No. There's no use.

Relax.

No, no. I can't relax.

No, no.

Really.

- My god.
- Relax.

I... I want to tell you something.

I want you to feel free.

In what sense?

In every sense.

I want you to feel...

...free if you want to be with other men.

- I will understand.
- What?

Don't be absurd.

I want to be with you.

No one else. Don't ever doubt it.

Enough, enough.

Good evening, sir.

- Good evening, how are you?
- Very good.

Meanwhile, the dissidents from the union assured the strikes will continue

in the province of Buenos Aires and will extend to the Capitol

if the government does not increase the budget for the sector.

Do you need anything, sir?

No. No, I will...

...eat some fruit.

On the other hand, the president held a metting with the principal union leaders,

which, unfortunately, ended up in a scandal.

As the president of the nation...

...I promise to collaborate with you.

But to make the reactivation of the country happen

it's compulsory we abandone these protest and belligerence attitudes.

Make strikes stop!

Make strikes cease!

Let's tone down the violence!

Fuck you, you piece of shit!

Thief! Thief!

The image was more than telling.

The president couldn't answer the dissidents as his security was violated.

And to finish, I want to thank enormously the presence of Dr. Mendilaharzu, President of the Nation.

Who accepted being the godfather and joining us on the reinauguration of this amazing restoration,

in charge of the always great, architect Miguens.

Mr. President, please.

Thank you so much.

Argentinian polo.

They told me your wife is better. Is that true?

Yes. Luckily, yes. We are making an effort.

And your son?

Great! On a good path. Studying.

But... you? How are you two?

- We are fine.
- Right.

With the historical situation we are living, it must be hard.

It's very hard managing this country.

They are truly wrecking him. They have been for a while now.

And now he has cracked. There's no other explanation.

But what upsets you is something else, right?

Yes...

Just personal stuff.

- Can I help you with anything?
- No, no.

It's just...

...intimate problems.

Frustrating for one, but from outside you can't do anything.

Elena...

I don't mean to meddle in your business, but...

...I assure you, no matter how private your problems are...

- ...I think I have a solution.
- No, no.

Trust me, it's intimate problems.

There's a group of people who...

...solve almost any type of conflict.

I know it sounds weird, but they do.

- Shamans?
- No, please.

I admit they have a very...

...unorthodox methodology, but I assure you, their margin of error is minimal.

I wouldn't recommend them to you if I didn't trust them.

Even more if it's you and Agustín.

How are you, Elena?

Is it you?

I know you are skeptical about our organization.

- And also very intrigued to know what we do.
- It's true.

Anyhow, architect Miguens was more than convincing.

Would you mind telling me what's bothering you?

Well, I don't know how to say this.

Plus, if my husband found out about this...

...it would be terrible.

As you must know, I'm the second wife of Agustín Mendilaharzu.

We married a while before he became President.

In september, it will be three years.

We married very much in love. Truly. If not, I wouldn't tell you.

- But the truth is, for some time...
- Continue, please.

- Well, a very long time, that he can't...
- Continue, please.

He can't have sex.

What is it? Is the desire lost?

No, that's not the problem. I thought it was that, but that's not it.

Then what is it?

The problem is that Agustín...

He sometimes can't... hold the erection.

I think they call it impotency, right?

Is his member always in a resting position or does it sometimes acquire a certain stiffness?

No, sometimes it acquires...

It's like it's going well, and then immediately goes back to resting state.

Did you talk to a sexologist?

No, he doesn't want to.

If that information got out...

he would be forever mocked. Imagine, the president with an erectile dysfunction.

Plus, he would be too embarrassed. He would not go.

Did you try any modern medicine? Like, viagra?

Yes, twice, but it didn't work.

When we start... when penetration starts, he gets tense and that's it.

- His member goes back to...
- Resting position.

Exactly.

How long has it been since your husband got a firm erection?

It will be...

Let me see, no...

Two years.

Sounds unreal but it's true.

Premature ejaculation?

Yes, many times.

Different face of the same coin.

I assure you, I'm not worried about me. I don't have trouble with that...

He, one way or another, always ends up pleasuring me.

But I think this is affecting him and is having an impact on his work life.

Of course it does.

I'm desperate. I don't know what to do.

I started looking in books to see...

...if it had any answers, but didn't find anything.

I can't tell my friends either cause they know him, and that would bother him.

Three things, Elena.

There's more people with impotency that people think.

It's nothing weird or abnormal.

Except for the ones who suffer it. For them, it is terrible.

Secondly, nor medicine or psychiatry consider it a sickness.

Therefore, we can't about a cure. Just a solution.

And third.

We are that solution.

Throughout three nights and three days, your husband will receive a series of stimuli.

For the effectiveness of the plan, it's necessary that you don't have intercourse until the third night.

I brought the tie you asked for.

Can I know what's for?

To insert a series of sensors in it.

That way, the day of the final phase, we can monitor his temperature, pulse, blood presure.

Is there something we should know? Cause maybe...

evocation could work as stimulant.

How was your best night with Mendilaharzu?

There was a particularly good one, we were...

We were both out of control. He had just won the Córdoba governing.

- What was the weather? Do you remember?
- A storm.

Music? Anything in particular?

Agustín had just bought a Barbra Streisand record.

- Do you remember which?
- One where she sings with the Bee Gees.

"Guilty". With Barry Gibb.

We investigated a bit and apparently impotency, in your husband's case,

is the result of three problems, which even though they are linked, they are independent from each other.

First, low self esteem due to the passage of time.

Hair loss, muscle looseness, skin marks,

digestive and memory problems,

are alterations that produce problems in any person.

In the case of your husband, this is aggravated by another problem, not minor.

Insecurity.

Let's analyze your husband's affective life, Elena.

Mendilaharzu had been married to his previous wife for 35 years. Gabriela Butula.

She married at 19. Probably a virgin.

She seems like low-maintenance woman.

She was always looking after him. Supporting him. Completely in love.

She comes from a conservative family who educated her to always be next to her husband and never leaving him.

This provides a man with an incalculable amount of confidence.

Now...

At 53 years old,

dazzled by the success in his political career, and probably a little bored of his wife's inconditional love,

Mendilaharzu decides to break up and start dating you.

A woman with... frankly, opposite characteristics from his ex wife.

Let's talk about you for a bit.

Attractive woman and aware of it.

Journalist, ex model. Economically independent.

Separated twice.

With a sexual life that includes dating Nestor Peralta for a year, the famous polo player.

Handsome, talented, young.

Prized by many women.

With the aggravation that it was Nestor who left you.

We then have a man who, at 56, moves very skillfully and confidently on the political field

But when it comes to sexuality, he faces for the first time fear of rejection,

failure, and inevitable comparison with a powerful enemy.

"NUMBER ONE"

With these conditions, erectile dysfunction is to be expected.

Rest easy, Elena.

And I remind you, impotency is a very common problem.

- Everyone suffered it at least one time.
- Did it happen to you all?

Yes, of course.

Me too, many times.

Yes, it's true. Sometimes, it happens.

No, luckily it never happened to me.

It never happened to me! What can I do?

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Could you please give this to Maria Fernanda?
- Yes, of course.

- Thank you very much.
- No problem.

Yes, come in.

- Good morning, Mr. President.
- Good morning, how are you?

Very well.

Well, here I marked everything.

El matutino. Pages 2, 3, 4, 17 and 19.

It says if you don't reach an agreement with the unions by this week,

the increase of strikes could turn into problems of a bigger scale.

They say the opposition support these violent acts,

to accelerate your resign.

We continue with La Mañana. Pages 2, 3, 4, 5 and 7.

They talk about the request the Minister of Economy made, Dr. Gato Begliora.

They talk about the Minister as the tacit president of the country.

They say you should accept the increase in taxes if you don't want the country to collapse.

The condemned the attitude of the union leader who threw the banner.

A joke about you on the back of El Telescopio.

"Are you going to the moon, President?" "No, to a press conference. It's his armored suit."

Ah! This magazine also came in. It's a new one.

El Taburete. It started yesterday with 3000 copies.

There's a list of the 10 most attractive men in the country.

You are on the 7th place. Congratulations.

I will see you at 2 to look over Friday's speech.

70 women were surveyed...

throughout the whole country, they say the 10 most attractive men...

President Mendilaharzu, number 7.

For his intelligent look, penetrating voice...

Natural charm...

Intelligent look...

Penetrating voice...

Natural charm...

Good morning. How are you?

Hello. Hello, hello.

Seven. Number seven.

007.

With license to kill.

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Ah, that's what I thought.

Let's see without the jacket.

That's right. Perfect.

That looks better.

Peralta is here, Santos.

It's that one.

Do you have the mescaline?

Here it is. Look.

Affirmative.

Did Edison and Norman arrive?

Yes, here they are.

- Execute phase one, then.
- Correct.

- Gentlemen, when I tell you, you go in.
- Yes, sir.

Denying Argentina has some of the best polo players is just... foolish.

And why do you think is that? Horse breeding?

Well, the polo we play here...

...is with small horses.

Very docile for riding.

Its one of the highest priced in the marked, so yes, it might be.

Hello, Nestor?

- Excuse me.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Do you remember me?

Where do I know you from?

What do you mean? Campo Argentino de Polo?

Ah, you are right. Let me call you back.

- Okay. Don't forget.
- Okay.

- Bye, see ya.
- See you.

- I'm sorry.
- No problem.

Drink, drink.

Yes.

taking advantage of this meeting, what happened on the last match?

Well, in the last match this thing...

No one believed we would win. I had a very severe injury on my knee.

Gustavito have had a surgery not so long ago.

- And we didn't start well...
- But you overcame it.

With sacrifice, tenacity and... a quote of talent...

- And... after all we won.
- Congratulations.

- One last thing, a frivolous question.
- Yes.

Does the polo playboy mind...

...that his ex girlfriend is married to the President of the Nation?

Not at all. I'm very proud.

Elena is a great girl, she's...

very charming, a lot of potential.

Plus, we ended in very good terms, so...

Nothing, I just wish her the best.

All good.

- Congratulations. Thanks for meeting us.
- You're welcome.

To conclude, some more pictures and a goodbye.

- Nestor.
- Here, here.

Here, look here.

Nestor.

A smile. That's it.

Thank you. Good night.

- Do I make them come?
- Wait 15 seconds.

The maximum effect of mescaline happens after a minute and a half.

Edison and Norman, enter in 5...

4... 3...

2... 1...

Vegetable chop suey, without onion.

Sweet and sour sauce on the side, please.

A mixed chow mein, with two spring rolls.

- There's four already on the dish.
- Bring them anyways.

A chow fan with shrimp, please.

Chow fan with shrimp.

You?

On thursday, at 7 p.m. on the emperor room at the Hilton,

there's a reception organized by the Japanese Embassy.

The president will attend, with his security.

Here I have the diet.

The stimulating effects of some foods are mythical, but most have support,

like celery, nuts, grapes, thyme, saffron, mussels, mushrooms, cockles, pepper, clam...

It seems the mix of these with red wine or champagne is infallible.

On the bottom floor of the Americas building there's an spa.

Every Wednesday at 4 p.m., the shut it down for the president.

They put him creams for his skin and he watches television from the Jacuzzi.

That lasts around two hours, until 6, when they open it back again.

I got you this.

- In which does she sing with Barry Gibb?
- Song 3. B side.

How can you like Barbra Streisand?

There are many things you like that I don't, Lamponne.

I looked through the National Music Conservatory files.

I found the president studied cello, from '61 to '66.

Judging by his grades, he was good.

He stopped playing when he started with politics.

- We would have to find a way to get in an orchestra--
- I already did that.

I will eat with Veronica Massa tonight, the PR manager at the Hilton.

I called her yesterday morning. She has been single for six months.

Well, come quick, please. Thank you.

Any problem?

I told her I had an event planning company.

- Chop suey for the gentleman.
- Thank you.

Prepare another dish, that the fatty one eats like no tomorrow.

Ah, the fatty eats a lot?

I thought so, let's feed him!

- What did you tell her?
- Nothing.

- What did you tell her?
- Nothing, really.

On Wednesdays, from 4 to 6, the spa is closed.

Plus, the people from your company already knows that!

I'm not here to take a bath. The whole building power could cut. I have to check the fuses.

It's ok, let him in.

We are going to have to check you, sir. Place your briefcase on the counter.

I'll cut it in 5, Medina.

4... 3...

2... 1...

- What was that?
- It's fine. It's a power shut. They are fixing the fuses.

Stay calm, sir. They are fixing the fuses.

They will fix it right now.

I put the power back on in 5, Medina.

4... 3...

2... 1...

The Florida coastline authorities took precautions to prevent the disaster of the possible hurricane.

Let's change the subject.

Let's go with Leandro Villagrán. Live from Oregon.

In Ginebra, the 15th annual sexology congress has taken place.

The main topic of the congress was erectile dysfunction.

It was proven to be more common than what was thought.

The polls have thrown new results. Let's check them.

93% of males suffer or have suffered impotency at least once.

It's a very usual syndrome.

Oddly enough, it was proved that men who suffered impotency

or premature ejaculation, become excellent lovers afterwards.

On the other side, the inform also indicates

that impotency tends to happen on extremely intelligent men.

Sensible and elegant men.

On the contrary, those who have never suffered present clumsiness

and a childish behavior in bed.

- Good morning, Mr. President.
- Good morning.

El Matutino. Pages 2, 3, 4 and 5.

The Economy Minister is waiting for Mendilaharsu's signature on the decree

so as to start having an increase in tax collection.

I also brought you these magazines. Target, Jet Set, Ricos y Famosos and Glam.

They are all on the same topic.

Your wife's ex boyfriend is bisexual.

I know it's silly, but don't tell me you don't care cause I don't believe you.

Excuse me.

[Sunny Afternoon by The Kinks plays]

Are you going to sign the decree to raise taxes, Mr. President?

- I'm evaluating it.
- Do you feel free to make the decision...

...or are you pressured cause the people think the Economy Minister has the power?

No, I'm not pressured.

Elena, what do you think of the scandal of your ex boyfriend, polist player Nestor Peralta?

No comments about it.

You already knew he was bisexual?

Konichiwa.

Konichiwa.

- How are you?
- Konichiwa.

Mr. President. Welcome to the hotel.

Madam.

Here's the key to the presidential suite.

Whatever you need, it's yours.

- Have a great night.
- Thank you.

Wonderful suit.

San Martin tailor shop. I have one exactly like that.

Excuse me.

Give me. I keep it.

Celery and nut snacks?

No, thank you.

Good evening. A glass of red wine?

The pulse is normal. Let's begin with the stimuli.

[California Dreamin' by The Mamas and The Papas plays]

Good evening everyone.

Despite the difficulties our country is facing...

We count on...

...huge presence of the excellent President of the Nation,

Dr. Agustín Mendilaharzu.

Tango and sex...

as well as wine, is improved with time.

Us, young men, think we carry around this virility.

However, the truth is that the tact and subtlety of an older man can drive any woman crazy.

If not... watch this man dance.

The dancer of the century!

Cockle and mussel snack?

More red wine, sir?

Here, Gaona.

Work in your times. If they go up, I tell you.

- No problem.
- One thing.

Can you do me a favor? Can you return a DVD I rented for me?

- They've been calling me for two weeks. It's driving me crazy.
- No problem.

- What did you rent?
- The Poseidon Adventure.

With Ernest Borgnine, Gene Hackman. You can watch it, you return it tomorrow.

Nah, I don't have a DVD player.

- Can I bother you for a second, doctor?
- Of course.

I just finished my degree on Philosophy and Literature.

And.. I was thinking about presenting a study about you.

- As a thesis, of course.
- About me?

- Yes, yes.
- Or about my run as president?

No, about yourself.

I did some research and found out...

...very fascinating things about your past.

There has to be a deeper study about your personality.

Of the gestation of the political you.

Of the way you manage power.

You are a... very complex man, Mendilaharzu.

I read, among other stuff, that you are an excellent cello player.

No, not excellent.

I studied in my youth...

- A bit.
- Don't be humble, doctor.

I read you were the best in your class.

Ah, you really did some research then.

That's why I wanted to have the opportunity of...

...talking to you.

Is that woman part of the plan?

- What woman?
- The one who's talking to my husband.

Ah, no. I don't know her.

Don't lie to me! What does she have to do?

You were supposed to fix the problem with me, not some other girl.

I'm telling you, I don't know her, Elena.

Calm down, the operative is under control.

I'm going to have to ask you...

Please.

...a minute of your attention.

I have to apologize, one of the musicians...

had a personal issue...

...and the orchestra won't be able to play anymore.

Unless, of course, someone else can play the cello.

- Anyways, I will ask--
- The president!

- The president can play.
- Excuse me? I didn't hear.

The President of the Nation can play cello.

- No, no.
- Is that true, Mr. President?

- Yes!
- Come here to play!

Come here to play, please, Mr. President!

Pre-si-dent! Pre-si-dent! Pre-si-dent!

Pre-si-dent! Pre-si-dent!

Pre-si-dent!

Pre-si-dent!

Let's see how it goes.

Libertango. Da capo.

This is incredible. The general manager will be thrilled.

Do you know what it means to have the president playing on the hotel?

It really is something.

Stop this. I don't like what you're doing.

And if it was you, the Nestor thing was too much.

We are not doing anything weird, Elena.

Just what we were hired for.

Go to the presidential suite already. Trust me.

- Congratulations, Mr. President.
- Thank you.

The best in your class.

- Congratulations, Mr. President!
- Thank you.

- A surprise for everyone.
- Yes!

Some champagne?

Yes, why not.

- Trying to do things right.
- A toast.

For the President.

Elena is going up.

The two rooms are ready, Santos.

I'm on the balcony already.

Alright, gentlemen. Starting phase three.

[Song Sung Blue by Frank Sinatra plays]

Excuse me, could you tell the president her wife went up the lift crying?

David, can you hear me?

- I copy, Ariel.
- Where are you?

I came with Elena to the suite. She was feeling unwell.

Excuse me, sir. Her wife went to the suite. It seems she was crying.

What happened? Was she feeling unwell?

I don't know. I have no idea.

What is it?

- Nothing.
- What do you mean, nothing?

Oh, Elena, why do you come...

...here, in the middle of the reception, without telling me?

- Did something bother you.
- Yes. That I didn't have nothing to do downstairs.

What is wrong? Are you crazy?

- Please, Agustín. I know what you want.
- What do I want?

You want to be with other women.

Raise the room temperature.

What were you and that girl talking about?

- Nothing, she wanted to write a book about me...
- Please!

Lay down on the bed, Elena.

Get in spoon position.

Play "Guilty".

Lift your skirt discreetly.

A little more.

Great. Stay there, don't answer.

More temperature.

Leave him do it alone for a bit.

Lightning bolt, Gaona.

A few seconds later, the thunder.

Open your legs slowly.

There, Elena. Good.

I'm off, Elena. Over and out.

President Mendilaharzu seems to have woken up all of a sudden.

This morning, he confronted conclusively the Economy Minister.

Update about the last decisions of the President.

He has not only declined the suggestions of the Economy Minister, Gato Megliora, of raising taxes,

but he has also made a decree to reduce taxes a 30%.

President Mendilaharzu has confronted vigorously the leaders of the union, and spoke openly

about the new economy measures, new to the country.

Today...

Instead of increasing taxes for the common people,

they will increase for importation!

To complicate speculators...

...and, why not, foreign investment!

You can't leave without pain from here.

Reducing taxes...

...proves the country and the government is thinking of you.

I hope you answer back with work and effort!

If anyone, to conclude...

...has something to say, do it!

You will be listened.

And if someone has something to throw me...

...do it, cause here there's a man with his balls in place to fight him back, gentlemen!

Good evening. How are you, boss?

Good evening.

We were bothering you cause it's thursday, and his mom brought us something.

We wanted to offer you a bit of apple strudel.

It has raisins, nuts, apple and puff pastry.

You can eat it cold, hot, and you can add cream on top.

- Do you have cream?
- If you don't, we bring you.

Do what you have to do, doctor. I'm not asking you.

No...

That's my decision. Period.

Hello, gorgeous. How are you?

- Hard day?
- Not more than others.

Wait, wait, I brought people.

Come on in!

- Excuse me.
- The party presenter, do you remember him?

-Ahh...
- The waiters.

- Sir, a real pleasure.
- And the event planner.

How are you? Hello, hello.

Hello. Oh, my favorite waiter!

They wanted to take a picture with you, but I couldn't find the moment at the party.

- Do you mind?
- No! Gladly.

- One each?
- No! All together, so we don't waste your time.

- A group one.
- Very well.

- Would you mind?
- Not at all!

- Wait, let me open the flash.
- Great, thank you.

Well.

- There.
- Here.

Okay...

Picture in 5... 4...

3... 2... 1...

[Happy Together by The Turtles plays]

Translation by Fiodeste
Corrections by Gian150