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各位鬼大哥
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我現在燒點零用錢給你們用
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不要客氣，儘管拿去花
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我見過的人很多
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我還從來沒見過
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像你這麼婆婆媽媽的男人
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甚麼叫婆婆媽媽？
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今天是七月半
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所以燒點零用錢給那些鬼用
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做人沒錢已經夠糗了
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做鬼沒錢那不是更慘嗎？
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一張就是五千萬
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這些錢加起來
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連李嘉誠都比不上
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做鬼比做人好，我寧願去做鬼
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你別急，很快就輪到你了
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上面叫我們到坑口去查案
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閘門打開了
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一大群馬一字排開衝了出來
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三號大力士領先了
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牠領先了半個馬頭
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大力士一路領先了
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加點油，跑快點
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第一名一定跑不掉了
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加點油，這次我贏定了
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第三名是六號的龍騰虎躍
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大力士反而到了第四名
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媽的，這匹爛馬總是後勁不足
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乾脆跳樓算了
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你每次都說要跳樓
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你怎麼老沒摔死呀？
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沒甚麼狀況，走吧！
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依據警長剛講的
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沒狀況並不表示沒問題
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閉上你的烏鴉嘴好不好？
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快點，我女兒等我回去吃飯的
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少來了，你還不是想去見女朋友
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關你甚麼事
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你不走我走，你乾脆走路回去
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沒幾條街就到了
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幹甚麼的？
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不許動，警察！
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不許動！
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還跑！
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你別想跑！
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別動！
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如果你再動
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當心我一槍打爛你的頭
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你糗大了
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你這死老鬼
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你好臭
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這叫有味道
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看不到我的樣子，就聞到我的香味了
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手腳俐落點
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是
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不行，要是真在貨倉找到甚麼證據
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他一個人搞得定嗎？
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我還是回去看一看
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阿標…
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張標
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壽西斯古
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馬可斯
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難道說我已經死了？
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賭鬼警察借高利貸無法償還
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只有自殺
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這寫得不對
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我是追查販毒集團被人謀殺的
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你知不知道是誰殺了你？
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我沒看清楚他的樣子
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那你願不願意承認是自殺呢？
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我不承認
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那就死因不明了
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大人
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能不能讓我回去重新調查一下？
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你以為這裡是賓館？可以隨便出入
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大人，你我都是公務員
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能不能給我行個方便？
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方便？那就看你懂不懂規矩了
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規矩？
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這合用嗎？
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合用
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我走了
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慢點，你回去有兩件事情要記著
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如果有這種痣的，就是你的救星
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如果是這樣的，就是你的剋星
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還有，這是私人的禮物
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幹甚麼？
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裡面有很多符咒你用得著的
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符咒？我怎麼找救星？
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你是警察，當然是回警察局去找
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警察局？
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坐好，幾號房？
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一號
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一號
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二號
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三號
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玩個遊戲
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牌子給我
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猜中就是你的
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看清楚
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再玩一次
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教官來了
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你真行
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不過沒有用，我來分
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一號
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二號
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三號
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進來，不要怕
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過去
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把褲子脫掉
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快一點
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等一下
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你幹甚麼？
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擋一下嘛！
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擋得住嗎？
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擋住…
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我看到了
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他們看不到嘛！
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轉過身去
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趴下
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這臭小子是我的救星
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趴下
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趴下幹甚麼？
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給你做深入檢查，趴下
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深入檢查
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- 快點 - 喂…不…
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趴下
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我的救星，天知道誰救誰？
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不要…
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快點趴下！深入檢查！
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趴下！
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小姐，你最好跟我們合作點
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我不是跟你很合作嗎？
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誰叫你在那邊坐檯的？
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坐檯？甚麼叫坐檯，警官？
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少耍花樣了，死丫頭！
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誰跟你耍花樣？
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是你叫我坐在這裡的
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你還敢頂嘴？
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我哪敢亂頂
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還說沒頂！
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有病啊！只有你能頂我
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我哪敢亂頂你呀！
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早
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長官
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長官，hi
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打擾你一下，你好嗎？
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有人在家嗎？
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對不起
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怎麼是你啊？
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是我呀！
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你是誰？
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警員1997今天來報到
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總部怎麼會派這種人來
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你幹甚麼？
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你老爸在叫你
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是你老爸
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這個人因為好賭，惹上高利貸沒錢還
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開槍跳樓自殺身亡，還你老爸咧！
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對不起，真不好意思
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少囉唆，跟我來
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來這兒幹嘛？
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你說呢？
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好
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警官，小便啊？
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你猜？
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抬腳，抬腳呀！
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幹甚麼？
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腳拿開
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你怎麼搞的？大嬸
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這是男廁所，你進來幹甚麼？
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你問我進來幹甚麼？
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我拖了十幾年的地了
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你當我是來參觀的
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真是的，甚麼大鳥小鳥我沒見過
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真丟人！
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你侮辱我呀你？
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警官，你就別跟她鬥嘴了
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要是把她惹毛了，你擔不起的
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她是甚麼人啊？
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人間碩果僅存千歲的老處女了
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你要是把她的千歲的慾火挑起來
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我們全警局的人都不夠看
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你行不行？
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324，325，326，32…
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327，328，329，330…
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大美人
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300…我數了多少？
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332
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謝謝你
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332
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關你個屁事呀，把門關上
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你們兩個進來幹甚麼？
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沒甚麼，我帶他進來領槍的
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過來
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編號多少？
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一九九七
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在這裡簽個名
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你是剛來的
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我給你一個簡單的任務
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我已經派了兩個女警員
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在一家按摩院中做臥底
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你上去跟她們聯絡
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等到時機到了，你就表露身分
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把他們一網打盡，就這麼簡單
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這還簡單？
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廢話，複雜的找你做嗎？
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臥底是誰？
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那兩個臥底的女警她們穿著洞洞襪
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你到上面只要跟她們說出了
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這次行動的暗號之後
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她們就會接應你
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甚麼暗號？
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從今開始（越南話）
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那你呢？
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我在這裡控制整個行動的進行
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隨時支援你們
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就這麼決定了，快上去吧！
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先睡一覺吧！
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老闆，怎麼樣？要找小姐？
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這邊請
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你請…
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我們的小姐都是一流的
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您慢慢看
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謝謝
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這兒挑不到的話，香港就沒女人了
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您儘管挑
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我想先看看她們的腿
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樣子是不要緊，不過這…
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…女人的腿要美才行
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可以…
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來…小姐，把裙子拉高一點
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讓老闆看一看，拉高一點…
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怎麼樣？
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不錯
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那您看上哪一個了？
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全要
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全要？
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不行嗎？
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可以…都起來…一起玩個愉快
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快走啦…
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別猴急嘛！
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一次要六個，真他媽凱子爹！
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你搞甚麼鬼？弄這麼久還沒弄好
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這雙網襪弄得我好癢，煩死人了
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怎麼她們都不見了？
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這樣不是更好嗎？
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上來接應我們的那個傢伙
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一定不會認錯人的
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慢著…不要這麼衝動嘛！
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等一下，聽我說一句很重要的話
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從今開始（越南話）
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從今開始（越南話）
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香港已對越南船民實施新政策（越南話）
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從此以後，凡因經濟問題（越南話）
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以船民身份進入香港者（越南話）
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將被視作非法入境者（越南話）
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好棒…
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不過你們都沒有搞懂我的意思
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我們懂，我們都是從越南來的
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對不起，我走錯地方了
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不好意思
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老大，你不要衝動
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瞧了就走
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就是嘛！
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臭小子，想幹甚麼？
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其實我是個大專學生
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想做個問卷調查
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是關於野雞…不，就是妓女
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學生，哪一系？
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蘭花系
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蘭花系？
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鴛鴦蘭花系
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也就是那一種…
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你會懂的啦，告辭了
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學生證呢？
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學生證又不是身分證
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不需要隨身攜帶的
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你沒聽過嗎？
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學生？我們才是真正的學生
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這是學生證
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是嗎？你哪一系的？
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大專社會學系，在黑社會兼差
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半工半讀
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真是令人佩服，繼續努力
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連警察你也敢非禮？
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警察？你敢消遣我？把她們帶過來
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走啊，肥婆，走啊！
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你們好大的膽子，敢砸我地盤？
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從今開始（越南話）
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你們怎麼這麼晚才來？
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不算晚了
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全部趴下，我是警察
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你幹嘛玩槍？你還在唸書
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很危險你知不知道？
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還給我，你好乖
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住手！
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叫你住手，你這呆子你想害死我
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現在我不想打爛你的頭
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我要打爛你的嘴
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好髒啊！
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大佬，打爆他的頭
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我只不過是唬唬你就嚇成這樣
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要是玩真的話，不是要尿一褲子嗎？
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救命呀！
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不要鬧了…
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這小子真是個孬種
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不要…
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甚麼事…
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都搞定了？
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搞定了
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你這隻貓真壞，又在神檯上拉屎
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好臭呀！
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對不起，祖師爺
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弟子有請茅山祖師附身授法
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有請老祖師大顯威靈
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手長腳長，樣樣都可以長
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孽畜！
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蟑螂擒拿手，孽畜，你還想跑！
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對不起，祖師爺，我家太髒了
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糟了，桃花劫！
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不行！
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阿玉，先不要走
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爸，甚麼事呀？
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你啊雙臉泛紅，眼冒春水，犯桃花
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碰到男人可要當心！
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幹嘛要我當心男人？
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怕遭報應呀！
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爸，你又幹了甚麼好事了？
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少管這麼多，反正當心就是了
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好了，你不用擔心
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我走了，拜拜
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早點回來
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知道了
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自作孽，平常老愛玩別人的女兒
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現在自己女兒長這麼大了
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可別報應在阿玉身上那就慘了
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出去了？
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穿這麼長的裙子
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搞甚麼？
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狗窩似的
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這麼髒怎麼能住人呢？真是
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怎麼又是你？
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怎麼會把個死人宿舍給我？
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你別太過分
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消防隊…不是，警察！
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挺神氣的
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你…會…說話
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警察，編號1997
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你最好不要說話
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你有權不說話
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你所要說的話將來會作為呈堂證供
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請問大門在哪裡？
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謝謝
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我調頭跑
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我不行了，我慢慢走
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我一定是在做夢，還是白日夢
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我有病，我是神經病了
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我一定是神經病…我有神經病了！
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不要玩了嘛！
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我說我不要玩，我要回家
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你走不掉的
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我重新再走一遍
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我說過，你走不掉的，自討苦吃
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現在你相信我了？
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相信
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有甚麼好笑的？
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我是在害怕
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剛才你還沒怕夠呀？
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我這個人就是這樣子
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你不要管我，有話你就說嘛！
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好，我告訴你
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我有一個剋星，還有一個救星
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因為你的屁股長了梅花痣
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所以你是我的救星
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剋星還沒找到呢！
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我幹嘛那麼倒霉要當你的救星？
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我怎麼知道呢？是上面說的
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不要啦，我求求你！
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我又不認識你，你不要整我了
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不是我想要整你
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是上面要整我們兩個
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你以為你真的很了不起呀！
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在按摩院裡面可以一個打九個呀
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你以為你可以一口氣
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把那個女孩子的裙子給吹起來呀
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原來是你
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是我，這樣好了
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我可以幫你泡那個妞
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你幫我的忙，怎麼樣？
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不行呀，我不行的啦！
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你是不肯啊？
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不行的啦！
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你真的不肯？
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不要了…
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好，那走著瞧
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有鬼呀！
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長官
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沒事
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神經病！
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你相不相信有鬼啊？
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相信，是有鬼呀！
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那你有沒有見過鬼呢？
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沒有
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不知道見鬼是好還是不好？
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如果他肯幫你，你就發了
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是嗎？
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是呀！
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如果我不肯呢？
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不幫你就糗了
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糗了？
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幹甚麼？你見鬼了？
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那你糗大了
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沒有，我好得很，我正在走運
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我長這麼大，從來都沒糗過
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是喲！
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幹甚麼？
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踩到釘子了
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還好，沒扎到肉，這不能算糗啊！
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00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,046
這樣還不糗啊？
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回去吧，不要看了
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甚麼事？
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00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,308
那個越南男子不肯下來
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有沒有通知上面的？
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還沒有到
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我剛才沒有事
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00:28:50,771 --> 00:28:52,188
嚴格說起來也不是很糗
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00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:53,899
好了…不糗…幹活了
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00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,443
你先上去，我馬上來
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他在上面
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師兄
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也沒甚麼，我是想問問你
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這一輩子當中，有沒有試過…
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…見鬼
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00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:08,497
見鬼？
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沒有，怎麼回事？
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00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,208
你見到鬼了？是不是？
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不是
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00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,212
是誰？是誰亂丟垃圾？
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00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,048
你還真糗啊，有沒有怎樣？
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沒有…幹活去
442
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這位先生，你千萬不要想不開
443
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甚麼事情都可以商量嘛！
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00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,389
還有甚麼好說的
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我是非死不可
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老兄…
447
00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,395
你不要上來…
448
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老兄，你安靜一點，慢慢來
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你要再過來，我就真的跳下去了
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00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:37,318
老兄，你聽我說嘛！
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00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:39,528
聽我說，老兄
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老兄，你不要這麼傻嘛！
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00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:44,074
你想想看，當年你從越南
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離鄉背井投奔怒海
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00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,619
千山萬水驚濤駭浪的
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好不容易到這個地方來了
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為的是甚麼呢？
458
00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,666
還不是為了爭自由愛自由嗎？
459
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,084
你有沒有聽說過一句話
460
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:57,087
生命誠可貴，自由價更高
461
00:29:57,170 --> 00:30:00,341
我沒有聽過，你不要再說了
462
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,928
你們香港人，貓哭耗子假慈悲
463
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,222
我們越南人
464
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:09,182
每一個都千辛萬苦來到香港
465
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:11,352
你們也太不人道了
466
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,061
還要把我們給送回去
467
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,357
你知不知道我們回去就死定了？
468
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,483
反正都是要死
469
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,942
不如從這兒跳下去算了
470
00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,402
老兄，說不定你不會遣返
471
00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:21,737
在上面談判
472
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:25,949
你沒有看報紙嗎？柴玲都去了法國
473
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,618
侯德建又回到台北去
474
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,869
還上電視，他們風光的
475
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:29,620
打擾你一下
476
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:30,454
你上來幹甚麼？
477
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:31,538
我是想聊我們跟他…
478
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:34,040
他們不同啊，全世界支持他們
479
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:36,918
我們是越南人，說遣返就遣返
480
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,336
這是逼我們走絕路嘛！
481
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,338
你自己先考慮一下，你還有甚麼話？
482
00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:41,297
我是想問你
483
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:42,424
沒甚麼好考慮的
484
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:44,342
你考慮一下我剛剛說的話
485
00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:45,636
再打擾你一會
486
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,429
我想問你如果那鬼想整你
487
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,389
而你又不想理他
488
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:49,515
你說你會不會死得很難看？
489
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:50,766
就是你們不理我們
490
00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:51,892
如果你們照顧我們
491
00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,560
我們也不會走上這條路呀！
492
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,729
你他媽的，從今開始！（越南話）
493
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:56,772
想要死就快
494
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,023
妨礙我們談正經的事情
495
00:30:58,064 --> 00:30:59,983
來到這裡吃我們的住我們的
496
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,652
還在這裡吵甚麼！
497
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,194
你以為你很了不起呀！
498
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,362
帶種的話你他媽的給我跳下去！
499
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:05,155
你是神經病！
500
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:07,157
是你叫我跳的，我就真的跳了！
501
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,200
你不要跳，幫我拉著他！
502
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:10,411
不要讓他跳下去，拉著他…
503
00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:11,703
我把你推下去！
504
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:16,332
阿星！
505
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,044
你還賴著幹甚麼？快起來
506
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:20,921
有沒有事呀？阿星，有沒有事？
507
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:23,339
我真的糗了
508
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:28,011
大叔，我認輸了，你出來一下吧！
509
00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:31,515
你昨天跟我談的那件事
510
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:32,516
可以商量嘛！
511
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:33,767
你現在肯答應了？
512
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:35,769
是你求我的
513
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:38,188
沒有我，你一定會很糗
514
00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:45,654
從現在開始，我們正式合作
515
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:49,032
我除了幫你泡妞，還幫你升職立功
516
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:51,452
這可是你說的
517
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,579
你到底要我幫你做甚麼？
518
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:55,121
這個很簡單
519
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,709
你先幫我查出，殺我的兇手是誰
520
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:00,502
然後幫我報仇
521
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:01,837
因為只有你可以對付他
522
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:04,506
這件事可不簡單啊！
523
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,133
怎麼？你想反悔？
524
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:10,261
不會，我是想談另外一件事
525
00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:11,262
哪一件事？
526
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,516
妞沒泡到，你叫我怎麼相信你呢？
527
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,017
你的鬼心眼我早就知道
528
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,354
我還有一個要求
529
00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,272
你可不可以讓我碰你一下？
530
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,024
可以
531
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:28,238
我從來都沒有碰過鬼，我好緊張
532
00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:34,911
也不過如此嘛！
533
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:36,872
該我了？
534
00:32:37,163 --> 00:32:38,123
來啊！
535
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,337
那支燈打亮一點
536
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:45,046
知道了
537
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,007
太亮了，少一點
538
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,341
好，這樣呢？
539
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,551
好了，OK
540
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,596
請吃母牛牌巧克力
541
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:57,017
母牛脾巧克力，又香又甜又好吃
542
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:58,810
Cut，攝影機有沒有問題？
543
00:32:58,852 --> 00:32:59,645
沒問題
544
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,146
好，OK
545
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,565
用看的就行了，不用泡了
546
00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:05,984
我是在等你
547
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,360
等我？
548
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:12,574
你把這朵花送給她
549
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:13,449
然後跟她說
550
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:15,827
你很漂亮，我很喜歡你，就行了
551
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,037
這就行了？
552
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,455
行了，就看你有沒有這本事了
553
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:20,916
你話別說得太滿
554
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,584
我怕的是你這招不靈
555
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:24,252
我這招一定靈
556
00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:25,671
就不知道你有沒有這個本事去
557
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,213
我別的本事沒有
558
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,965
這點小事還難不倒我
559
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:30,425
只要你敢過去跟她說
560
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:31,802
我就保證一定成功
561
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,975
我看你根本就不敢過去
562
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,831
你很漂亮，我好喜歡你
563
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:08,714
喜歡嗎？
564
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:19,975
好可愛
565
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,853
連隻牛都不理我，還叫我跟人說
566
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:24,354
靈個屁！
567
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,189
我早說過你不行
568
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:41,997
這次你有對手了
569
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,334
去啊！
570
00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,380
鄧先生，你今天怎麼有空到這兒來？
571
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:58,847
我今天來主要是看看我的廣告片
572
00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:00,265
到底拍得怎麼樣了？
573
00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:04,560
那個是不是我們的女主角？
574
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,857
是…來…我來介紹一下
575
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:12,527
這位是我們的老闆鄧李洋先生
576
00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:14,154
這位是我們的女主角，她叫阿玉
577
00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:15,113
你好
578
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,786
這花送給你
579
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,328
陪我喝杯茶怎麼樣？
580
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,123
對不起，我還要拍廣告
581
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:28,209
導演
582
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,002
來了…
583
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,379
你搞甚麼？到現在還不收工？
584
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,588
收工…？
585
00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:36,968
大家聽著，老闆說今天收工了
586
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:38,511
把東西都收一收
587
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:39,637
有空了吧？
588
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,058
對不起，就算不拍這個廣告
589
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,225
我也不會跟你去喝茶的
590
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:46,770
你甚麼意思？
591
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:48,980
我們老大請你喝茶，你敢拒絕
592
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:57,322
拿出男人本色，英雄救美
593
00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:58,824
好
594
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,410
你幹嘛把槍掏出來？
595
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:03,995
就算是抓賊
596
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:06,247
也要看適當的時機才能掏槍
597
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:07,874
泡妞要看誰的本事大
598
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,167
把勇氣拿出來
599
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:10,418
他們有很多人
600
00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:13,129
你不要怕，一切有我
601
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,505
我會幫你搞定的
602
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:18,969
不…標叔，但是我應該說些甚麼？
603
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,136
放手呀！
604
00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:22,263
放手啦！
605
00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:26,684
臭小子，你甚麼東西你？閃一邊去
606
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,397
光天化日之下，膽敢調戲良家婦女
607
00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:35,235
幹嘛？你以為你是楚留香
608
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:39,030
還英雄救美啊你？交給你們了
609
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,366
你們幹甚麼？
610
00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:43,785
不要打了！
611
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:55,756
不許打，我勸你們保持冷靜
612
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:06,057
像你這麼蠢的大俠可真是難找
613
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,187
我真是服了你了
614
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,206
你不許我掏槍
615
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,499
還坐在這裡看我被人家扁
616
00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:32,918
你這叫幫我啊？
617
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,461
我已經幫你了，只是你不知道而已
618
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:36,212
你還…
619
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,297
先生
620
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,092
你不要緊吧？
621
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:43,594
沒事
622
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:45,263
剛才的事真是不好意思
623
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:46,431
不客氣
624
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,863
月上柳梢頭
625
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:04,407
人約黃昏後
626
00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:07,660
嚇死我了！
627
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:08,703
下次出來請你通知我一聲嘛
628
00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:10,831
妞我已經幫你泡上了
629
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,248
現在該你幫我報仇了吧！
630
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,750
沒問題，不過我已經約了她
631
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:18,379
好歹先讓我佔一次便宜再說
632
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,548
好事都讓你佔盡了
633
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,133
我們約定的事就不算數了？
634
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:23,426
對不起了
635
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:25,553
就算天王老子找我也沒用了
636
00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:27,472
好，走著瞧
637
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,336
李小姐，你好？
638
00:38:58,378 --> 00:38:59,212
先生，你好？
639
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:00,630
幸會
640
00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:01,839
你沒事吧？
641
00:39:01,882 --> 00:39:04,425
沒事，我們到那邊坐一會？
642
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,010
好
643
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:05,843
謝謝
644
00:39:13,518 --> 00:39:15,353
李小姐都忙些甚麼？
645
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:17,230
拍廣告呀！
646
00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:18,273
是嗎？
647
00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:20,150
拍廣告那就…
648
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,484
你的槍碰到我了
649
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,070
對不起
650
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:28,533
這麼說起來
651
00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,076
李小姐的工作環境都很不錯了？
652
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,371
甚麼東西？
653
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:36,749
你怎麼會有兩支槍
654
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,085
是啊，等一下
655
00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:42,964
老兄，算我怕你
656
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,632
你給我半個小時，
好不好？
657
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:45,926
半個小時就夠了
658
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:48,094
幫幫忙
659
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,513
先吃點花生
660
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,433
別鬧了
661
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:56,894
見色忘友
662
00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:01,441
都沒了
663
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:31,637
怎麼了？
664
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:38,228
第三支槍
665
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,865
怎麼到這裡來找線索？
666
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,534
隨便看看嘛，沒線索當是旅行
667
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:55,328
我先去看一下
668
00:41:38,038 --> 00:41:39,372
你在幹甚麼？
669
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,875
警察，你有權…
670
00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:46,421
你在這裡幹甚麼？開片！
671
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,214
不要過來，我開槍了！
672
00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:49,340
快走！
673
00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:50,550
不要走！
674
00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:51,717
我開槍了！
675
00:41:53,053 --> 00:41:53,844
你嚇唬誰？
676
00:41:53,886 --> 00:41:54,512
戴黑眼鏡那個
677
00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:56,722
你少神氣，我開槍了！
678
00:41:58,015 --> 00:41:58,933
不是我
679
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,518
也不是我
680
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,020
拿斧頭那個別拿死魚眼瞄我！
681
00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:04,064
我開槍了！
682
00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:06,899
不是我
683
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,318
穿藍色衣服的那個
684
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,570
你哪來那麼多要求呀？我劈你！
685
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:15,908
不是我
686
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,077
劈他…
687
00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:21,081
轟你…
688
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:21,831
怎麼回事？
689
00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:23,291
老大，欲罷不能
690
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:24,334
趕快去擺平他
691
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,918
他有槍
692
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:26,836
我們人多
693
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,213
他只有六顆子彈，怕甚麼呢？
694
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,381
那他來真的怎麼辦？
695
00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:31,882
笨蛋，你不會躲到後面去呀！
696
00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:32,592
啊！
697
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:33,759
啊甚麼？這兒交給你了
698
00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:34,844
我到後面包抄
699
00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:37,722
這麼簡單，誰都可以當老大了
700
00:42:37,763 --> 00:42:38,973
劈他…
701
00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:40,475
你怕了？
702
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:44,229
像這種小場面你都應付不了
703
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:45,396
我幫你擺平他們
704
00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:46,439
你哈啦甚麼？
705
00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:47,940
你不知道我只有六顆子彈
706
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:49,734
你不行，我行
707
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:50,735
是不是真的？
708
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:53,988
搞定
709
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:55,948
標叔，你不要開我玩笑
710
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,825
劈他…
711
00:43:17,637 --> 00:43:19,555
還真的有用
712
00:43:23,143 --> 00:43:23,934
還發甚麼呆？
713
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:25,478
還不快叫救護車
714
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:36,822
進來
715
00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:39,575
- 督察 - 督察
716
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:49,043
昨天的毒品案，是你們破的？
717
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,127
是的
718
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:55,175
上頭對你們的表現很滿意
719
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:59,304
要我寫一份報告，然後論功行賞
720
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,221
謝謝督察
721
00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:03,433
昨天的情況是非常的驚險…
722
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,061
報告督察，阿星是新來的
723
00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:09,104
這種大場面他哪見過呢？
724
00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,232
再加上他的經驗不足
725
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:13,859
所以昨天表現的是，既驚慌又緊張
726
00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,986
整個的情況，他已經記不清楚了
727
00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:18,030
為了不耽誤督察寶貴的時間
728
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,740
我想我一個人報告就行了
729
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:21,951
那你先出去好了
730
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:27,164
出去
731
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:38,218
你很生氣呀？
732
00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:38,926
是啊！
733
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:40,052
我有辦法
734
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,519
甚麼法寶？
735
00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:51,063
風騷咒
736
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,440
風騷咒？
737
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,527
十幾個人衝出來，我為了保護阿星
738
00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:59,154
- 一個人跟他們拚了 -（咒語）
739
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:05,536
怎麼樣？搞定了沒有？
740
00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:09,832
看哪！
741
00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:13,794
剛剛好好玩
742
00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,296
我們再來玩一次，快點來，來啊！
743
00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:19,925
甚麼東西呀？你神經病，走開！
744
00:45:24,514 --> 00:45:26,266
我一看情況不對，馬上把槍掏出來
745
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:29,644
你那支槍，是不是又大又長？
746
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,772
不，督察，不怎麼大
747
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,106
來啊，我看看嘛！
748
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,983
督察，你看甚麼？
749
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,527
不行啊，督察
750
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:39,111
不要小器，借我看看嘛！
751
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,322
不是我小器
752
00:45:41,656 --> 00:45:43,658
我是想給你看哪！
753
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:45,535
但是在這兒怎麼行呀？
754
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:46,827
那你看看我的
755
00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:48,663
大不大嘛？
756
00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:52,207
大，不要白不要，我要了
757
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,212
到底要不要？
758
00:45:57,254 --> 00:45:58,506
來嘛！
759
00:45:58,548 --> 00:45:59,965
受不了啦…我要
760
00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:02,427
我要
761
00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:04,429
我要…不能要…
762
00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:05,638
抓她！
763
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,724
這樣不是便宜他了嗎？
764
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,602
便宜他，我才不幹呢！
765
00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,276
督察，你發神經病呀？
766
00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:21,779
你剛才幹甚麼？
767
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,073
我沒幹甚麼，是你叫我這麼做的
768
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:26,200
你還敢胡說，連上司你都敢非禮
769
00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,494
不是，督察，是你命令我的
770
00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:29,829
我命令你的？
771
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:31,456
好！
772
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:34,875
你們剛才看到甚麼？
773
00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:39,213
甚麼都沒看到
774
00:46:39,254 --> 00:46:40,548
他剛才趴在你身上
775
00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:41,716
我們統統都沒看見
776
00:46:42,675 --> 00:46:43,801
臭小子，你出賣我！
777
00:46:43,843 --> 00:46:44,844
進去！
778
00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:52,226
不要打，不要啦！
779
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:57,064
爸
780
00:46:58,315 --> 00:47:01,318
爸，你怎麼了？弄成這個樣子
781
00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:03,195
別提了，今天真夠倒霉的
782
00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:07,324
爸，我約了新男朋友回來見你
783
00:47:07,367 --> 00:47:09,619
新男朋友？是誰啊？
784
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:11,203
你猜呀？
785
00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:13,831
我女兒喜歡的一定是
786
00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:16,542
塊頭高大，英俊瀟灑，聰明靈活
787
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,586
還要加上點可愛
788
00:47:18,628 --> 00:47:20,463
一會兒你就見到他了
789
00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:24,049
對了，爸，我們先說好
790
00:47:24,091 --> 00:47:26,135
反正他是你女兒喜歡的
791
00:47:29,304 --> 00:47:29,805
阿玉
792
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:30,681
送我的？
793
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:32,517
是呀！
794
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:34,560
來，先見見我爸爸
795
00:47:34,602 --> 00:47:35,436
好啊！
796
00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:38,564
爸，這是我男朋友
797
00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:39,774
老伯
798
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:41,734
怎麼又是你呀？
799
00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:43,778
是啊，怎麼會這麼巧？
800
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:44,737
是啊，真巧
801
00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:45,738
原來你們認識
802
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,281
是啊！
803
00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:50,325
對，就是我老跟你提起那位
804
00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:52,620
塊頭高大，英俊瀟灑，聰明靈活
805
00:47:52,662 --> 00:47:54,246
還加點可愛的上司
806
00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:55,498
原來是你老爸
807
00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:58,292
少拍馬屁了，先坐下再說
808
00:47:58,459 --> 00:47:59,334
好
809
00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:03,005
怎麼會是他？
810
00:48:03,798 --> 00:48:06,258
可是我答應阿玉只要她喜歡就好
811
00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:08,177
待會有你好看的
812
00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:10,721
我飯已經煮好了待會就可以吃飯了
813
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:11,806
我先去幫你倒杯茶
814
00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:12,765
謝謝
815
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,440
臭小子，起來！
816
00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:23,984
剛才出賣我，現在還想泡我女兒！
817
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:26,320
長官，剛才是你自己不自量力嘛！
818
00:48:26,361 --> 00:48:29,198
臭小子，我告訴你
819
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,240
聰明的話就讓我打兩拳
820
00:48:32,117 --> 00:48:32,868
還躲？
821
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,078
不躲幹嘛？
822
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:35,913
你躲，你好小子，你想還手？
823
00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:37,122
不讓你還手
824
00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,125
爸，阿星，你們幹甚麼？
825
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:42,753
沒甚麼…
826
00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:45,422
你這個男朋友真是塊頭高大
827
00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:47,800
老伯也是英俊瀟灑
828
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,094
哪裡？你聰明靈活
829
00:48:50,385 --> 00:48:52,638
好幾十歲人都還這麼可愛
830
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:53,889
你也不差啊！
831
00:48:54,098 --> 00:48:55,516
沒想到你們這麼投緣
832
00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,226
可以吃飯了，來吧！
833
00:49:02,857 --> 00:49:03,983
來，吃飯了
834
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,944
不要客氣，阿玉做的小菜很好吃
835
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:07,737
你一定會喜歡的
836
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:08,488
好
837
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:11,073
來，如果不夠鹹，就加醬油
838
00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:11,866
謝謝
839
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,283
如果不夠辣的話，就加辣椒醬
840
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,828
這些辣椒醬可是阿玉親手做的
841
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:20,249
原來他怕辣
842
00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:22,835
嚐嚐這個辣椒醬
843
00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:27,507
這是朝天椒做的，很夠味的
844
00:49:33,178 --> 00:49:34,514
你要是不嚐一下就是沒有口福
845
00:49:35,515 --> 00:49:36,265
你喜歡吃辣呀？
846
00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:37,391
是啊！
847
00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:38,559
吃啊！
848
00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:44,774
我忘了湯了
849
00:49:46,275 --> 00:49:47,652
你存心整我
850
00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:48,485
你吃不吃你？
851
00:49:48,528 --> 00:49:49,319
不吃
852
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:56,451
張嘴
853
00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:01,666
爸，你把蝦子吃了？
854
00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:05,002
很好吃，他說嫌不夠辣
855
00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,337
用辣椒醬拌飯才好吃，來
856
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,509
這才合他的胃口
857
00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:16,597
原來你跟我一樣喜歡吃辣椒醬呀
858
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,274
你好厲害
859
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,905
看你吃得滿嘴都是的
860
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:35,032
來，不要光吃飯嘛，吃點菜
861
00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:37,409
謝謝
862
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:39,494
來
863
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:42,206
你不喜歡？那我給爸爸吃了
864
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:44,541
來，爸爸
865
00:50:46,376 --> 00:50:48,879
你也不喜歡？那我自己吃好了
866
00:50:49,589 --> 00:50:50,673
吃…
867
00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,007
好，來啊！
868
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,062
你們幹甚麼？
869
00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:10,735
阿玉
870
00:51:44,393 --> 00:51:48,063
那個臭小子是有點邪氣
871
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:51,651
有一隻陰靈在幫他對付你
872
00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:55,029
那我該怎麼辦？
873
00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:56,571
我會幫你查清楚
874
00:51:57,489 --> 00:52:00,034
現在給你一個護身符
875
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,381
它會暫時保護你
876
00:52:14,423 --> 00:52:15,632
謝謝法師
877
00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:22,807
你趴在地上幹甚麼？
878
00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:23,974
我看電視
879
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,271
這麼巧
880
00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:31,190
最近你泡阿玉泡到神魂顛倒的
881
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,401
哪有？怎麼會？
882
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,404
你不是有那個甚麼…
883
00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:38,238
風騷咒是不是？
884
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,489
可不可以借給我？
885
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:40,700
你有神經病呀？
886
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:43,160
你想把風騷咒用在阿玉身上
887
00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:44,661
她是我小姪女
888
00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:48,290
泡妞還要用風騷咒，你也太爛了
889
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,000
就算泡上了也沒面子
890
00:52:50,710 --> 00:52:53,253
你知不知道風騷咒有多厲害呀！
891
00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:56,882
咒無虛發，發不可收
892
00:52:56,924 --> 00:52:58,342
這種功夫我不會教你的
893
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:01,220
算了，我只想研究一下
894
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:08,685
有點累了，先回去睡一覺
895
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,191
甚麼大不了的事情
896
00:53:14,233 --> 00:53:15,525
還把我帶到你家來
897
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:19,529
其實也沒甚麼，閒著也是閒著嘛！
898
00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:21,615
上來坐坐，喝杯茶，聊聊天
899
00:53:21,656 --> 00:53:23,075
聯絡一下感情嘛！
900
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,983
怎麼是你？阿謹，阿星來了
901
00:53:58,110 --> 00:53:59,111
我先走了
902
00:54:00,362 --> 00:54:01,530
你怎麼走了呢？
903
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:05,284
咒出不可收
904
00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:07,953
貓…
905
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:13,876
你撞…
906
00:54:26,721 --> 00:54:28,015
幹甚麼？找阿玉是不是？
907
00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:29,058
她還沒回來
908
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,268
你…
909
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,021
我走了
910
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,858
我說過阿玉沒回來
911
00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:39,776
我知道
912
00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:47,201
你哪兒不對勁？
913
00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:02,757
幹甚麼？
914
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:06,470
阿謹，謹郎
915
00:55:09,264 --> 00:55:10,474
我好無聊
916
00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:14,519
臭小子，你幹甚麼？
917
00:55:14,644 --> 00:55:15,938
毛手毛腳，快放手
918
00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,064
阿星
919
00:55:18,648 --> 00:55:19,566
你幹甚麼？
920
00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:21,276
你男朋友是個同性戀
921
00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:23,445
你幹嘛這樣子說我嘛？
922
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,243
我剛才幹甚麼了？
923
00:55:29,284 --> 00:55:30,660
你搞同性戀，幹甚麼？
924
00:55:31,871 --> 00:55:33,288
阿玉…
925
00:55:34,789 --> 00:55:36,000
阿玉，你聽我說
926
00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:38,085
我剛剛自己也不知道幹甚麼
927
00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:40,129
我是中了一種咒，叫風騷咒
928
00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:42,923
哪有甚麼風騷咒？你少騙我了
929
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:43,757
鬼才相信你！
930
00:55:43,798 --> 00:55:45,050
他是吃你豆腐
931
00:55:45,134 --> 00:55:46,593
是真的，那些風騷咒
932
00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:48,053
我是從標叔那兒拿過來的
933
00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:49,846
標叔？哪個標叔？
934
00:55:49,889 --> 00:55:51,765
就是你以前的同事張標
935
00:55:51,806 --> 00:55:53,976
你神經病，他死了很久了
936
00:55:54,018 --> 00:55:56,811
我沒有辦法了，就實話實說了
937
00:55:58,772 --> 00:55:59,856
標叔在這把槍裡
938
00:55:59,899 --> 00:56:00,900
你胡說甚麼？
939
00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,985
我看你吹牛的功夫比我還要高呢！
940
00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:06,321
標叔，快現身，快一點現身
941
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,282
我的長官你又不是不認識，快
942
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:10,284
爸，我們不要理他
943
00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:13,787
阿玉，給我兩分鐘時間
944
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:15,622
我馬上回來
945
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:22,963
全都是我不好
946
00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:24,173
是我偷了你的符咒
947
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,550
你要是再不現身，我就死定了
948
00:56:27,176 --> 00:56:29,678
了不起，我自己打我自己三個耳光
949
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:31,763
可以了嗎？
950
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,058
怎麼胡言亂語的？
951
00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:36,936
還是不行？你可別怪我，好
952
00:56:38,938 --> 00:56:40,022
我也不想這樣
953
00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:44,818
是你逼我的
954
00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:49,406
受不了吧！
955
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:50,407
叫你早點出來
956
00:56:50,449 --> 00:56:51,825
你就不用受這種苦了吧！
957
00:56:53,785 --> 00:56:55,120
我看他八成是發神經病
958
00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:56,997
會不會出事了？
959
00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,416
說的也是，進去看看
960
00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,921
你看你搞甚麼？怎麼這樣有的？
961
00:57:05,630 --> 00:57:06,465
好了…快出去吧！
962
00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:07,632
你這人噁不噁心呀？
963
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,219
阿玉…
964
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,019
不但用小便射我，還把我沖進馬桶裡
965
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:20,604
再給我點時間解釋
966
00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:26,401
我沒有騙你吧，真的是鬼呀！
967
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:27,819
我怎麼會騙你嘛，是不是？
968
00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:29,488
阿玉
969
00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:33,242
你上來幹甚麼？
970
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:35,244
下面說我死因不明
971
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,620
我不上來我去哪兒？
972
00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:38,747
那你就上來整天裝神弄鬼的？
973
00:57:38,788 --> 00:57:39,831
是又怎麼樣？
974
00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:41,541
我不在的時候你居然又作威作福的
975
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,043
現在知道厲害了吧？
976
00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:45,212
誰又作威作福了？
977
00:57:45,254 --> 00:57:46,463
不要生氣
978
00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:48,382
- 你少囉唆！ - 關你甚麼事？
979
00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:49,716
你在我身上小便
980
00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:50,884
都是你惹的禍
981
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,520
叫你來你不來
982
00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:03,272
不叫你來，你就突然來
983
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:10,279
阿星，泡妞升職立功
984
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,864
好的壞的我全都替你做了
985
00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:15,034
我已經曝露了身分
986
00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:17,452
你一定要趕快把仇人給我找出來
987
00:58:18,537 --> 00:58:19,788
我也希望
988
00:58:19,829 --> 00:58:21,081
你又不知道是誰
989
00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:23,333
連長甚樣你都沒見過，我怎麼找呀？
990
00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:25,585
不是我不幫你
991
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:29,048
我想起來了
992
00:58:30,049 --> 00:58:31,091
他殺我的時候
993
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:32,092
身上有一股很重的味道
994
00:58:32,134 --> 00:58:32,967
甚麼味道？
995
00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:34,428
狐臭
996
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,308
我也有，怎麼找呀？
997
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:44,104
你身上的是汗味，不是狐臭
998
00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:48,400
明白了吧？
999
00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:49,651
明白甚麼？
1000
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,320
我剛剛說的
1001
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,404
你剛才說甚麼？
1002
00:58:56,366 --> 00:59:00,329
阿權…我在這裡，快點過來，來吧！
1003
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:01,663
老張，好久不見了
1004
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:02,622
到哪去了？
1005
00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,333
沒有，理髮
1006
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:05,459
好帥呀！
1007
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,543
謝謝
1008
00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:08,170
幹甚麼你？
1009
00:59:08,503 --> 00:59:09,504
幹甚麼？
1010
00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:11,715
神經病
1011
00:59:12,048 --> 00:59:13,967
我最近的運氣真是爛…輸了一屁股
1012
00:59:14,008 --> 00:59:15,177
不要賭了
1013
00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:16,636
不賭怎麼行？
1014
00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:18,763
你還來，搞甚麼你？
1015
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:19,889
借聞一下嘛！
1016
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:33,695
標叔，你是在這裡被殺的
1017
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:35,322
他們又不是傻瓜
1018
00:59:35,364 --> 00:59:36,781
怎麼還會待在這裡呢？
1019
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:38,492
你沒聽過
1020
00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:40,327
最危險的地方就是最安全的地方
1021
00:59:40,369 --> 00:59:41,536
他們以為我死了
1022
00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:43,747
又怎麼會想到死人會報仇呢！
1023
00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:44,998
話可不能這麼說
1024
00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:46,416
我要不是因為撞到你
1025
00:59:46,791 --> 00:59:48,127
我也不知道這件事
1026
00:59:49,169 --> 00:59:50,212
從這兒爬過去
1027
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:51,671
我上一次也是從這兒爬過去調查的
1028
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:11,858
真的有毒品，標叔…
1029
01:01:03,868 --> 01:01:04,744
幹甚麼你？
1030
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:08,332
- 幹甚麼… - 不要亂來，你不要扣扳機
1031
01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:09,874
- 幹甚麼你… - 躲開嘛！
1032
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,312
怎麼樣？
1033
01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:31,480
快去幹掉他
1034
01:01:34,899 --> 01:01:36,443
標叔，能不能讓我再過癮一點？
1035
01:01:36,485 --> 01:01:37,944
你想過癮？可以
1036
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:49,956
過不過癮？
1037
01:01:50,499 --> 01:01:51,833
可惜沒有帶照相機
1038
01:01:56,505 --> 01:01:58,715
這一下我可發了，標叔謝了
1039
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:01,260
臭小子，敢到我這裡來撒野？
1040
01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:03,678
好臭
1041
01:02:04,304 --> 01:02:04,929
臭你媽！
1042
01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:05,889
就是他！
1043
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:30,830
你到底想幹嘛？
1044
01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:35,919
我不喜歡那一把
1045
01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:41,466
看你往哪兒跑
1046
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,766
我明明打中他，他怎麼還跑呀？
1047
01:02:49,808 --> 01:02:50,975
耍無賴嘛你！
1048
01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:52,852
他不是無賴，他身上有法寶
1049
01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:55,480
有法寶？
1050
01:02:59,318 --> 01:03:00,944
幸虧有你的護身符
1051
01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:04,614
否則，我已經死了
1052
01:03:06,157 --> 01:03:07,576
他是被你殺死的
1053
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,828
現在叫那個臭小子回來報仇
1054
01:03:11,162 --> 01:03:12,622
那個王八蛋！
1055
01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:15,875
死了都不肯放過我
1056
01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:17,627
法師
1057
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:21,089
這個人，你一定要把他處理掉
1058
01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:22,632
你放心的留在這裡
1059
01:03:23,342 --> 01:03:27,971
對付這個小鬼，本法師早有妙計
1060
01:03:30,014 --> 01:03:31,350
祖師爺在上
1061
01:03:32,434 --> 01:03:36,312
弟子這次被張標和阿星那臭小子
1062
01:03:36,896 --> 01:03:38,272
整得好慘
1063
01:03:39,190 --> 01:03:42,068
好事全歸他們，整天都耍我
1064
01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,237
還打我女兒的主意
1065
01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:47,866
祖師爺，您的法力高深
1066
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:50,744
這次一定要幫弟子出這口氣
1067
01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:58,334
祖師爺下凡了
1068
01:04:01,045 --> 01:04:02,547
弟子李謹
1069
01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:05,509
本祖師知道你被小鬼張標逼害
1070
01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:07,677
所以本祖師親自下凡
1071
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:09,804
賜你靈符一度
1072
01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:12,891
你把它貼在槍管之內
1073
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:16,310
就可以禁錮那個小鬼，以示懲戒
1074
01:04:16,352 --> 01:04:17,562
多謝祖師爺
1075
01:04:17,604 --> 01:04:18,855
你出去依法行事
1076
01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:19,939
是
1077
01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:35,830
阿星
1078
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:36,790
約會啊？
1079
01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:38,708
帶槍了沒有？
1080
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:39,626
有呀！
1081
01:04:40,334 --> 01:04:41,169
帶甚麼槍呢？
1082
01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:43,171
跟阿玉出去，帶槍不太方便吧！
1083
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:44,714
槍枝氾濫，不帶多危險
1084
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:47,467
怕甚麼，再說人總有點私生活
1085
01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:49,135
沒事帶個電燈泡在身邊幹甚麼呢？
1086
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:50,094
有道理
1087
01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:51,471
這個老傢伙挺煩人的
1088
01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:54,849
我讓你們兩個敘敘舊
1089
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,476
好，你們去吧！
1090
01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:00,980
爸，我們走了，拜拜
1091
01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,691
拜拜，別急著回來
1092
01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:04,609
要你管！
1093
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:15,411
把你堵死，我就不信你還能出得來
1094
01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:45,942
放我出來…
1095
01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,152
你永遠也出不來了
1096
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:51,030
我們黑教的捉鬼精棺
1097
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,492
就是你的剋星
1098
01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:57,286
用不了多久，你就會灰飛煙滅
1099
01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:12,093
阿玉
1100
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,094
甚麼？
1101
01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:16,222
聽說我們已經抱了好久
1102
01:06:16,264 --> 01:06:17,306
是啊！
1103
01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:20,393
你覺得怎麼樣？
1104
01:06:20,852 --> 01:06:22,228
很好玩
1105
01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:26,941
我看這樣好不好？
1106
01:06:27,483 --> 01:06:29,068
我們玩點別的遊戲
1107
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,153
甚麼？
1108
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:34,824
譬如說…親親嘴
1109
01:06:35,324 --> 01:06:38,953
不要了，讓別人看到多不好意思？
1110
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:39,954
哪會有人看我們嘛！
1111
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,497
誰說沒有人？
1112
01:06:48,462 --> 01:06:49,631
甚麼事？
1113
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:51,090
你該知道是甚麼事
1114
01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:52,967
不知道
1115
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:54,761
你知不知道？
1116
01:06:55,469 --> 01:06:57,221
我知道，沒事
1117
01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:02,226
沒事你還不快跑？
1118
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:08,024
標叔！
1119
01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:10,777
你認識我？
1120
01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:13,529
不…完全誤會，不認識
1121
01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:27,752
他今天運動量夠了，走吧！
1122
01:07:28,252 --> 01:07:29,337
走了
1123
01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:31,047
再見
1124
01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:38,888
在那邊
1125
01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:41,390
快點！
1126
01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:43,351
你又來得太早了吧！
1127
01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:45,269
給我點機會表現嘛！
1128
01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:52,235
小心點，你沒事嗎？
1129
01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:00,534
你先躺下，我去拿藥給你擦
1130
01:08:06,958 --> 01:08:08,752
他沒有道理不救我
1131
01:08:13,632 --> 01:08:15,549
阿標，你終於栽在我的手上了吧！
1132
01:08:17,426 --> 01:08:19,553
祖師爺在上，請受弟子李謹一拜
1133
01:08:21,014 --> 01:08:23,391
謝謝祖師爺下凡賜靈符
1134
01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,434
把阿標鎖住，讓我出了這口氣
1135
01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:27,353
阿星
1136
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:30,481
這一次可整到了阿標跟阿星
1137
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:31,691
他們兩個人了
1138
01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,570
原來是你在搞鬼！
1139
01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:38,531
爸，你為甚麼要這麼做？
1140
01:08:38,572 --> 01:08:40,408
誰叫他們兩個人老是愛整我
1141
01:08:40,449 --> 01:08:43,411
爸，剛才阿星差點讓鄧李洋打死了
1142
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:45,204
鄧李洋還敢出來
1143
01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:47,248
少說廢話，先把標叔弄出來再說
1144
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,543
標叔
1145
01:08:50,669 --> 01:08:51,920
來，我來
1146
01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:54,463
好了
1147
01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:56,174
標叔，你出來呀！
1148
01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:57,591
怎麼了，阿星？
1149
01:08:57,633 --> 01:09:00,053
標叔，他睡著了
1150
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:03,639
起來，天亮了，標叔…
1151
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:08,937
出來了
1152
01:09:09,645 --> 01:09:10,897
標叔要是不見，你就給我小心點
1153
01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:14,108
不可能，我問一下祖師爺
1154
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:17,070
祖師爺在上，弟子把靈符拿走
1155
01:09:17,111 --> 01:09:18,822
還是不能把張標放出來
1156
01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:21,490
有甚麼差錯，請祖師爺指點
1157
01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:28,247
你這個不肖子弟，心術不正
1158
01:09:28,915 --> 01:09:31,042
被妖孽利用，闖下大禍
1159
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:34,212
本祖師爺從未親身下凡
1160
01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:35,379
也沒有把那些
1161
01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:38,382
欺壓善良，害人害物的妖符給你
1162
01:09:39,092 --> 01:09:40,384
標叔被誰抓去了？
1163
01:09:41,761 --> 01:09:44,222
這個妖孽是張標的剋星
1164
01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:47,100
受了張標的仇人，鄧李洋的指示
1165
01:09:47,141 --> 01:09:48,559
假扮本祖師
1166
01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:51,896
利用本門不肖弟子，把張標抓走
1167
01:09:51,938 --> 01:09:54,774
然後關在邪教的捉鬼精棺裡
1168
01:09:56,109 --> 01:09:57,736
有甚麼辦法可以救他出來？
1169
01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:00,571
這個捉鬼精棺非常邪惡
1170
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:04,575
以本祖師的法力，還沒有辦法破解它
1171
01:10:05,534 --> 01:10:06,703
那標叔死定了
1172
01:10:07,495 --> 01:10:09,748
祖師爺，求你大發慈悲想想辦法
1173
01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:13,251
我只能把破精棺的法寶寫在你身上
1174
01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:16,045
你能找到它，就可以救張標了
1175
01:10:16,087 --> 01:10:17,546
麻煩你，請你快一點
1176
01:10:18,757 --> 01:10:20,133
請這位小姐迴避
1177
01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:57,837
祖師爺，請你快點，我快忍不住了
1178
01:11:08,807 --> 01:11:11,350
祖師爺，請你快點
1179
01:11:21,694 --> 01:11:25,031
對不起，我實在怕癢
1180
01:11:25,073 --> 01:11:26,740
明天再寫吧！
1181
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:31,204
寫完了？
1182
01:11:33,747 --> 01:11:35,583
祖師爺走了，我看看
1183
01:11:38,461 --> 01:11:40,088
怎麼全弄花了
1184
01:11:41,422 --> 01:11:43,382
大概被我抓掉了，還看得清楚嗎？
1185
01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:44,843
還可以，我看看
1186
01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:46,469
玉女尿
1187
01:11:46,510 --> 01:11:48,221
神檯貓屎
1188
01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:50,014
大仙…大仙甚麼？
1189
01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,766
屁，大仙屁
1190
01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:55,228
不要，你偷看人家屁屁
1191
01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:56,354
下次讓你看回來嘛！
1192
01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:56,896
真的？
1193
01:11:56,938 --> 01:11:58,481
真的，看祖師爺的
1194
01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:00,399
謝謝祖師爺
1195
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,361
怎麼會不吃呢？
1196
01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:05,779
我弄的全是海鮮，牠應該喜歡吃
1197
01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,118
純正瀉鹽
1198
01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:11,911
怎麼樣？吃了沒有？
1199
01:12:12,453 --> 01:12:13,872
沒有，真是奇怪了
1200
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:15,039
說甚麼就是不肯吃
1201
01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:18,960
平常不給牠吃，對牠這麼壞
1202
01:12:19,002 --> 01:12:20,628
今天突然給牠吃這麼多好東西
1203
01:12:20,669 --> 01:12:22,213
牠怕你毒死牠
1204
01:12:22,881 --> 01:12:24,048
那該怎麼辦呢？
1205
01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:25,174
先讓我示範一次
1206
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:26,800
牠自然就會跟著吃了
1207
01:12:26,842 --> 01:12:28,052
那好，來
1208
01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:35,143
我是貓，你看好
1209
01:12:36,144 --> 01:12:38,312
這麼好東西不吃，太浪費
1210
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:42,608
你造這魚不錯
1211
01:12:52,326 --> 01:12:53,536
鹹了一點
1212
01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:54,954
這全讓你吃完了，怎麼辦呢？
1213
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:58,166
我是給牠機會好讓牠看清楚嘛！
1214
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,086
你看吧！
1215
01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:04,672
要示範嘛！
1216
01:13:05,714 --> 01:13:07,008
都很新鮮
1217
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,968
不過味道就是有點怪怪的
1218
01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:11,762
不會的，我只加了一點瀉鹽
1219
01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:21,772
你想幹甚麼？
1220
01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:24,984
看你示範拉屎，不然牠怎麼拉？
1221
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:26,986
看
1222
01:13:33,284 --> 01:13:34,660
乖，快點拉
1223
01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:36,204
看完了示範，該你了
1224
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,296
石婆
1225
01:13:45,671 --> 01:13:46,672
甚麼事，長官？
1226
01:13:46,714 --> 01:13:47,715
還沒下班啊？
1227
01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:50,176
就快要下班了，做完這些就下班了
1228
01:13:50,718 --> 01:13:53,512
石婆，我知道你工作很累
1229
01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:55,056
買了汽水給你解解渴
1230
01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:57,433
你對我這麼好，這麼大瓶
1231
01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:59,310
小意思，你客氣甚麼呢！
1232
01:13:59,352 --> 01:14:00,853
等一下，讓我拿個杯子
1233
01:14:02,230 --> 01:14:04,357
不用杯子了，對著瓶嘴喝就行了
1234
01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:05,858
一大瓶？
1235
01:14:05,899 --> 01:14:07,193
大瓶才過癮
1236
01:14:07,235 --> 01:14:08,194
也好
1237
01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:17,495
你真棒，還有
1238
01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:19,455
來…再一瓶
1239
01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:21,540
還有呀？
1240
01:14:29,007 --> 01:14:30,174
喝光了
1241
01:14:30,216 --> 01:14:31,384
石婆，你真行
1242
01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:34,220
天氣太熱了
1243
01:14:34,595 --> 01:14:36,555
還喝？好
1244
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,938
真是了不起，石婆，夠不夠？
1245
01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:46,857
糟了，全喝光了
1246
01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:48,776
我再去給你買回來，你等一等
1247
01:14:48,817 --> 01:14:51,612
這小子真奇怪，突然對我這麼好
1248
01:14:57,243 --> 01:14:58,911
我就不信你不尿尿
1249
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:06,835
你幹甚麼？
1250
01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:10,214
你這個老色狼，想偷看女人尿尿
1251
01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:12,007
沒事請我喝汽水
1252
01:15:12,050 --> 01:15:14,052
我就知道你沒安好心眼
1253
01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:28,023
我才不隨便讓人看
1254
01:15:30,276 --> 01:15:31,819
你也想偷看我？
1255
01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:40,536
尿慢一點
1256
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,168
甚麼？這樣也行
1257
01:15:55,509 --> 01:15:56,635
阿星，你讓我一口氣
1258
01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:58,179
吃這麼多烤蕃薯
1259
01:15:58,221 --> 01:15:59,638
還有這麼些花生
1260
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,390
夠了沒有？我受不了了
1261
01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:03,016
你再忍耐一下嘛！
1262
01:16:03,058 --> 01:16:04,810
等我把這玻璃圈弄好就好了
1263
01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:09,315
不要光顧著吃，喝點水
1264
01:16:09,357 --> 01:16:13,902
還要喝水呀？
1265
01:16:13,944 --> 01:16:15,028
預備了
1266
01:16:16,071 --> 01:16:17,240
開始
1267
01:16:21,619 --> 01:16:22,953
祖師爺在上
1268
01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:24,163
弟子誠心禱告
1269
01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:25,581
請祖師爺附身授法
1270
01:16:30,043 --> 01:16:32,045
來了
1271
01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:43,599
很好
1272
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:44,933
繼續
1273
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:51,899
用力！
1274
01:16:56,570 --> 01:16:58,030
再用一點力，繼續！
1275
01:16:58,071 --> 01:16:59,198
加油…
1276
01:16:59,948 --> 01:17:00,741
憋著
1277
01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,410
你的屁股能積這麼多氣
1278
01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:04,162
好像是在表演特技
1279
01:17:05,538 --> 01:17:07,248
繼續…
1280
01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:11,794
停，夠了
1281
01:17:11,835 --> 01:17:12,961
我停不住呀！
1282
01:17:23,681 --> 01:17:27,268
好臭啊…
1283
01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:29,645
誰不知道臭，我也不想這樣
1284
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:31,897
糟了，全散了
1285
01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:34,192
快幫忙把屁撈回來，快散光了
1286
01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:35,609
快點過來幫忙呀！
1287
01:17:37,152 --> 01:17:38,862
快點…快點行不行？
1288
01:17:41,615 --> 01:17:42,950
幹嘛？
1289
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:50,291
這麼臭你還含在嘴裡，你還真厲害
1290
01:18:05,889 --> 01:18:06,974
神檯貓屎
1291
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:12,355
玉女尿
1292
01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:18,319
大仙屁
1293
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:20,571
預備
1294
01:18:21,614 --> 01:18:22,615
好
1295
01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:29,413
成功了
1296
01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:30,122
好極了
1297
01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:31,874
快帶所有法寶去救阿標
1298
01:18:31,915 --> 01:18:32,916
好
1299
01:18:34,752 --> 01:18:35,794
都準備好了嗎？
1300
01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:36,712
都準備好了
1301
01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:39,715
就這一個？你換把大的吧！
1302
01:18:39,757 --> 01:18:42,260
殺雞焉需要牛刀，這把是足夠了
1303
01:18:42,301 --> 01:18:43,051
行不行啊？
1304
01:18:43,093 --> 01:18:44,470
一定行的啦，走吧！
1305
01:19:10,162 --> 01:19:11,204
真的在這裡
1306
01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:12,415
標叔，我們來救你了
1307
01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:14,833
少廢話，快把他救出來
1308
01:19:25,052 --> 01:19:25,969
沒反應
1309
01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:26,970
嘿！
1310
01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:28,972
你怎麼不嘿？
1311
01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:31,183
嘿得太多，我怕觀眾不喜歡
1312
01:19:31,224 --> 01:19:32,059
也有道理
1313
01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:34,353
糟糕了，我們中計了
1314
01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:35,938
這個不是真的捉鬼精棺
1315
01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:40,233
你猜得不錯
1316
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:41,777
我只要用一個假棺材
1317
01:19:41,819 --> 01:19:44,572
就可以把你們千辛萬苦找到的
1318
01:19:44,613 --> 01:19:46,449
破精棺法寶給毀了
1319
01:19:49,117 --> 01:19:52,330
真的精棺…在這兒
1320
01:19:57,876 --> 01:19:58,669
阿標
1321
01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:05,050
除非你們再去找一些破精棺的法寶
1322
01:20:05,092 --> 01:20:07,386
才能把那個死老鬼救回來
1323
01:20:07,428 --> 01:20:08,929
笨蛋不多了
1324
01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:14,477
他罵你笨蛋
1325
01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:17,521
還好，不過比他聰明一點
1326
01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:20,566
上！
1327
01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,317
莫名其妙
1328
01:20:23,318 --> 01:20:25,153
豬八戒的媽是怎麼死的？
1329
01:20:25,195 --> 01:20:27,531
跟我作對，你找死哦！
1330
01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:28,407
你開槍啊！
1331
01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:29,950
你一開槍讓你變成馬蜂窩
1332
01:20:30,576 --> 01:20:31,702
甚麼東西！
1333
01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:34,413
你這個死老鬼還在我手上
1334
01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:36,540
我就不信你能把我怎麼樣？
1335
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:40,127
你想玩嗎？好，來，哥哥我奉陪
1336
01:20:40,168 --> 01:20:41,920
我又沒說要跟你玩
1337
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:51,680
阿標
1338
01:20:52,305 --> 01:20:53,432
開槍！
1339
01:21:01,524 --> 01:21:02,483
王八蛋！
1340
01:21:05,403 --> 01:21:06,361
標叔
1341
01:21:13,994 --> 01:21:16,747
憑你這點小把戲就想對付我嗎？
1342
01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:29,051
阿標你真行
1343
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:30,844
標叔，帥呆了
1344
01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,054
你掩護我，我去扁他
1345
01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:43,356
阿星
1346
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:45,317
阿星，你沒事吧？
1347
01:21:45,358 --> 01:21:47,027
標叔，你不是要掩護我嗎？
1348
01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:48,195
我掩護個屁
1349
01:21:48,236 --> 01:21:49,613
我連自己都管不了了
1350
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:50,656
你說甚麼？
1351
01:21:52,866 --> 01:21:53,826
來吧，阿標
1352
01:22:07,548 --> 01:22:09,299
阿標，該你出馬了
1353
01:22:09,341 --> 01:22:10,968
他這麼醜，我才不要呢！
1354
01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:35,618
標叔，救我呀！
1355
01:22:35,659 --> 01:22:37,077
你再不出馬，阿星挺不住了
1356
01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:38,411
我出甚麼馬？
1357
01:22:38,453 --> 01:22:40,122
我到現在還不知道我是男是女
1358
01:22:40,163 --> 01:22:40,956
標叔，救我呀！
1359
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:41,999
胡說八道甚麼你？
1360
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:44,960
標叔，你怎麼變這樣子呢？
1361
01:22:45,002 --> 01:22:46,545
你這鬍子好性感
1362
01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,296
拉拉扯扯的噁心死了！
1363
01:22:51,759 --> 01:22:53,677
我受不了啦！
1364
01:23:01,059 --> 01:23:02,310
祖師爺大顯威靈
1365
01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:10,235
扶蘇劍
1366
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:16,241
阿星，你有沒有受傷？
1367
01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:18,827
標叔，你是不是叫人家給閹了？
1368
01:23:19,494 --> 01:23:20,412
讓我看看
1369
01:23:20,453 --> 01:23:21,329
要死了，不要亂摸
1370
01:23:21,371 --> 01:23:23,373
很多人會看到的
1371
01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:38,639
本祖師跟你一決高下
1372
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,365
好棒…
1373
01:24:07,793 --> 01:24:08,877
糟了，他支持不住了
1374
01:24:09,502 --> 01:24:11,046
我不是叫你換把大的嗎？
1375
01:24:11,088 --> 01:24:12,297
你就是不聽話嘛！
1376
01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:31,609
妖孽，放開我的手
1377
01:24:32,484 --> 01:24:34,486
標叔，現在該怎麼辦？
1378
01:24:34,862 --> 01:24:35,904
我身上沒有符
1379
01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:38,448
符？我有
1380
01:24:50,878 --> 01:24:51,670
怎麼了？
1381
01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,381
有符也沒用，連我都不靈了
1382
01:24:54,422 --> 01:24:55,423
還給你
1383
01:25:11,690 --> 01:25:16,111
屁股著火了，屁股著火了，快啊…
1384
01:25:21,574 --> 01:25:22,701
你好像馬拉度那
1385
01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:24,327
還來？
1386
01:25:26,747 --> 01:25:29,041
比利也不過如此，再來一個
1387
01:25:32,419 --> 01:25:34,212
太大了
1388
01:25:50,437 --> 01:25:51,604
把我的手解開
1389
01:25:51,646 --> 01:25:52,605
好了
1390
01:25:57,194 --> 01:25:59,071
祖師不是說只要得到三樣法寶
1391
01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:00,155
就可以替標叔解咒
1392
01:26:00,197 --> 01:26:01,364
怎麼會不靈呢？
1393
01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:03,366
可能不是三樣，是四樣
1394
01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,409
四樣？
1395
01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:05,285
你看那個德性？
1396
01:26:05,327 --> 01:26:06,619
一定少了童子尿了
1397
01:26:07,287 --> 01:26:09,622
童子尿？一定是那些被我抓掉
1398
01:26:09,707 --> 01:26:10,498
現在怎麼辦？
1399
01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:12,625
快找個處男來尿尿
1400
01:26:14,712 --> 01:26:16,546
行，馬上來
1401
01:26:20,092 --> 01:26:22,052
你到現在還是處男？
1402
01:26:29,476 --> 01:26:30,769
來了，童子尿
1403
01:26:30,811 --> 01:26:31,812
真的假的？
1404
01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:32,645
真的
1405
01:26:49,662 --> 01:26:50,663
把符給我
1406
01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:52,624
接著
1407
01:26:56,086 --> 01:26:56,837
怎麼辦？
1408
01:26:56,879 --> 01:26:57,670
甚麼？
1409
01:26:57,712 --> 01:26:58,713
那個妖孽好厲害
1410
01:26:58,756 --> 01:27:00,173
先把這個拿開
1411
01:27:15,355 --> 01:27:16,815
這妖孽想跟我們同歸於盡
1412
01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:17,607
那怎麼辦？
1413
01:27:17,941 --> 01:27:19,026
把鐵板拿開
1414
01:27:27,284 --> 01:27:28,285
送我出去
1415
01:27:50,765 --> 01:27:52,100
阿標，你怎麼了？
1416
01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:54,644
標叔，你沒事吧？
1417
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:57,147
祖師爺，鬼怎麼會受傷的？
1418
01:27:57,189 --> 01:27:58,023
祖師爺早就走了
1419
01:27:58,065 --> 01:27:59,066
我怎麼知道？
1420
01:27:59,983 --> 01:28:03,070
我現在魂魄不全，恐怕報不了仇了
1421
01:28:04,737 --> 01:28:07,699
鄧李洋，帶種的話你給我出來
1422
01:28:08,741 --> 01:28:09,534
阿玉
1423
01:28:11,328 --> 01:28:13,330
你找我嗎？我在這裡
1424
01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:15,498
- 阿玉 - 不許動
1425
01:28:17,876 --> 01:28:19,377
有種的就開槍
1426
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:23,006
一個對一個，我沒甚麼損失
1427
01:28:23,590 --> 01:28:24,716
把槍放下
1428
01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:28,846
快把槍放下，她是我女兒
1429
01:28:28,887 --> 01:28:31,639
不要放，放也是死，不放也是死
1430
01:28:34,977 --> 01:28:36,269
那怎麼辦？
1431
01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:37,604
現在全要靠你了
1432
01:28:37,645 --> 01:28:38,730
靠我？
1433
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:41,649
把槍放下！
1434
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:46,571
快，把槍放下，放下！
1435
01:28:47,364 --> 01:28:48,323
拚了！
1436
01:28:58,458 --> 01:29:00,710
阿玉…
1437
01:29:00,752 --> 01:29:03,463
阿玉，你醒醒
1438
01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:06,174
我的仇總算報了
1439
01:29:07,550 --> 01:29:08,218
爸
1440
01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:09,261
阿標
1441
01:29:09,802 --> 01:29:13,556
我的心願已了，
我要回去報到了
1442
01:29:15,225 --> 01:29:16,018
標叔
1443
01:29:16,059 --> 01:29:16,977
來
1444
01:29:17,727 --> 01:29:18,770
還有甚麼事？
1445
01:29:19,687 --> 01:29:20,522
我送你
1446
01:29:20,855 --> 01:29:23,025
我是去上天堂，又不是去旅行
1447
01:29:23,775 --> 01:29:25,277
你跟著去送死啊？
1448
01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:28,280
說的也是，那改天見了
1449
01:29:28,947 --> 01:29:31,491
改天見？那你可有得等了
1450
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:32,617
放心好了
1451
01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:34,202
要跟你見面，我也是第一個
1452
01:29:34,244 --> 01:29:36,788
再過不了多久，我一定會來找你的了
1453
01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:38,123
再見了
1454
01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:39,291
你自己慢慢走了
1455
01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:42,502
清明別忘了給我燒紙錢
1456
01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:45,172
一路順風
1457
01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:46,756
有空來信
1458
01:29:46,798 --> 01:29:48,425
想上天堂，不行啊！
1459
01:29:48,926 --> 01:29:51,053
為甚麼？已經證明我是好人了
1460
01:29:51,094 --> 01:29:52,304
為甚麼不能上天堂？
1461
01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:54,389
現在天堂的移民配額
1462
01:29:54,431 --> 01:29:55,682
全部都已經滿了
1463
01:29:55,723 --> 01:29:59,978
想來這兒，憑你的條件，恐怕很難
1464
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:00,938
那怎麼辦？
1465
01:30:01,771 --> 01:30:03,106
你可以投資
1466
01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:04,983
做個投資人還可以插隊
1467
01:30:05,025 --> 01:30:05,984
你有沒有帶錢哪？
1468
01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:09,321
慘了，這次我沒帶紙錢來
1469
01:30:09,362 --> 01:30:10,280
沒錢啊？
1470
01:30:11,198 --> 01:30:13,241
那只有下地獄了，下面不收錢的
1471
01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:17,745
誰是張標？收貨
1472
01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,040
我就是
1473
01:30:24,461 --> 01:30:26,879
是誰那麼聰明知道我需要這錢
1474
01:30:30,008 --> 01:30:31,051
是你們？
1475
01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:32,427
謝了
1476
01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:36,056
天堂之門為你而開
1477
01:30:37,807 --> 01:30:39,476
總是要為你設想嘛！
1478
01:30:39,517 --> 01:30:41,019
走，我請你們吃午飯去
1479
01:30:41,561 --> 01:30:42,604
好
1480
01:30:44,982 --> 01:30:45,898
這裡的飯能吃嗎？
1481
01:30:45,940 --> 01:30:47,067
我正想問你
1482
01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:48,610
你自己慢慢吃吧！
1483
01:30:48,776 --> 01:30:49,777
就是啊，拜拜94596