All language subtitles for LOS SIMULADORES - T1E06

One more night, my little
man. Just one more night.

Calm down. Nothing is gonna happen.

[SANTOS]
[Logistics and Planning]

Who are you?

Chill, chill.

Stay still.

[MEDINA]
[Investigation]

He's still sleeping.

He has the curtains shut.

[LAMPONNE]
[Technical and Mobility]

This gentleman is José Wolsitski,
and I'm Juan Carlos Cabral.

We can't tell you who we work for.

Matías Miguens. I
collaborate with Interpol.

I won't lie. We do smoke marijuana
every now and then, but not often.

- We take it. We don't sell.
- We know that. We don't care.

We investigated you. We thought you could
be involved, but we found out you aren't.

Involved with what?

Do you know this man?

Yes, he's the Bolivian man
who lives upstairs. What is it?

We have been looking for
him for three and a half years.

His real name is Osvaldo Ferraquín...

...a.k.a. Eduardo Prima...

...a.k.a. Dr. Death...

...a.k.a. Jorge Trinidad...

...a.k.a. The Samurai...

...a.k.a. Roberto Ávalos.

He's involved with the Escobar case
regarding gun and narcotic trafficking.

You got it wrong. He's
just a construction worker.

Ferraquín was in the guerrilla.
He's an expert with guns and knives.

In 1991, an FBI agent tried to
capture him in a hotel in Panama.

They still can't find his head.

[FBI AGENT MURDERED IN PANAMA.]
[THEY STILL HAVEN'T FOUND HIS HEAD.]

He was believed dead in a
combat with the Colombian police.

Two months ago, we got a
memo saying he was in Argentina.

Working as a construction worker
under the name of Roberto Ávalos.

- Are you going to kill him?
- No.

No. We couldn't on our own.

We would need more men.
Ferraquín is truly dangerous.

Plus, we need him alive rather than
dead. He's the passport to more names.

He will eventually go back in action.
We want to be aware when that happens.

What we would like to do, with your
authorization, is add some hidden bugs...

...in your wall and his floor.

Good morning.

That's fine, he's with us.

The cameras are set.

- The infrared too?
- Yes.

[RAVENNA]
[Characterization]

Pretend this never happened.

Live your life normally.

Don't be afraid of Ferraquín.

While he doesn't know you know his
true identity, he won't do anything to you.

That would disrupt his plans.

Another thing.

These mics are very sensitive.

So don't make too much noise.

You can walk, watch TV, talk...

But no screaming or loud music.

That would interfere
with our job. Understood?

Good evening.

Good evening. Are we
bothering you? Is it too late?

No, not at all.

It's not even 9 o'clock yet.

We are here to bring you some tricolor pie.

His mom makes it.

His mom brings us food every Thursday.

It's a tricolor pie with
chard, cheese and pumpkin.

Thank you.

No. No problem.

Whatever you need, tell us.

Good.

I'll be right with you.

I'm going to change.

Olinda is making some good fried pork rind.

Go easy, Ávalos.

I'm with some good company.

Wait.

Wait, I...

I-- I can't.

Relax. Take it easy.

No, really. Really, I can't.

No. There's no use.

Relax.

No, no. I can't relax.

No, no.

Really.

- My god.
- Relax.

I... I want to tell you something.

I want you to feel free.

In what sense?

In every sense.

I want you to feel...

...free if you want to be with other men.

- I will understand.
- What?

Don't be absurd.

I want to be with you.

No one else. Don't ever doubt it.

Enough, enough.

Good evening, sir.

- Good evening, how are you?
- Very good.

Meanwhile, the dissidents from the
union assured the strikes will continue...

...in the province of Buenos Aires
and will extend to the Capital...

...if the government does not
increase the budget for the sector.

Do you need anything, sir?

No. No, I will...

...eat some fruit.

On the other hand, the President held a
meeting with the principal union leaders...

...which, unfortunately,
ended up in a scandal.

As the President of the Nation...

...I promise to collaborate with you.

But to make the reactivation
of the country happen...

...it's compulsory we abandon these
protest and belligerence attitudes.

Make strikes stop!

Make strikes cease!

Let's tone down the violence!

Fuck you, you piece of shit!

Thief! Thief!

The image was more than telling.

The President couldn't answer the
dissidents as his security was violated.

And to finish, I want to thank enormously the
presence of Dr. Mendilaharzu, President of the Nation.

[TODAY WE PRESENT]
["The Little Problem of the Big Man"]

Who accepted being the godfather and joining us on
the re-inauguration of this amazing restoration...

...in charge of the always
great, architect Miguens.

Mr. President, please.

Thank you so much.

[Argentinian polo]

They told me your wife
is better. Is that true?

Yes. Luckily, yes. We are making an effort.

And your son?

Great! On a good path. Studying.

But... you? How are you two?

- We are fine.
- Right.

With the historical situation
we are living, it must be hard.

It's very hard managing this country.

They are truly wrecking him.
They have been for a while now.

And now he has cracked.
There's no other explanation.

But what upsets you
is something else, right?

Yes... Just personal stuff.

- Can I help you with anything?
- No, no.

It's just... intimate problems.

Frustrating for one, but from
outside you can't do anything.

Elena...

I don't mean to meddle
in your business, but...

...I assure you, no matter
how private your problems are...

- ...I think I have a solution.
- No, no.

Trust me, it's intimate problems.

There's a group of people who...

...solve almost any type of conflict.

I know it sounds weird, but they do.

- Shamans?
- No, please.

I admit they have a very...

...unorthodox methodology, but I assure
you, their margin of error is minimal.

I wouldn't recommend them
to you if I didn't trust them.

Even more if it's you and Agustín.

How are you, Elena?

Is it you?

I know you are skeptical
about our organization.

- And also very intrigued to know what we do.
- It's true.

Anyhow, architect Miguens
was more than convincing.

Would you mind telling
me what's bothering you?

Well, I don't know how to say this.

Plus, if my husband found out about this...

...it would be terrible.

As you must know, I'm the second
wife of Agustín Mendilaharzu.

We married a while before
he became President.

In September, it will be three years.

We married very much in love.
Truly. If not, I wouldn't tell you.

- But the truth is, for some time...
- Continue, please.

- Well, a very long time, that he can't...
- Continue, please.

He can't have sex.

What is it? Is the desire lost?

No, that's not the problem. I
thought it was that, but that's not it.

Then what is it?

The problem is that Agustín...

He sometimes can't... hold the erection.

I think they call it impotence, right?

Is his member always in a resting position
or does it sometimes acquire some stiffness?

No, sometimes it acquires...

It's like it's going well, and then
immediately goes back to resting state.

Did you talk to a sexologist?

No, he doesn't want to.

If that information got out...

...he would be forever mocked. Imagine,
the President with an erectile dysfunction.

Plus, he would be too
embarrassed. He would not go.

Did you try any modern
medicine? Like, Viagra?

Yes, twice, but it didn't work.

When we start... when penetration
starts, he gets tense and that's it.

- His member goes back to...
- Resting position.

Exactly.

How long has it been since
your husband got a firm erection?

It will be...

Let me see...

Two years.

Sounds unreal but it's true.

Premature ejaculation?

Yes, sometimes.

The other side of the same coin.

I assure you, I'm not worried about
me. I don't have trouble with that.

He, one way or another,
always ends up pleasuring me.

But I think this is affecting him and
is having an impact on his work life.

Of course it does.

I'm desperate. I don't know what to do.

I started looking in books to see...

...if there were any answers,
but couldn't find anything.

I can't tell my friends either because they
know him, and that would bother him.

Three things, Elena.

There's more people with
impotence that people think.

It's nothing weird or abnormal.

Except for the ones who
suffer it. For them, it is terrible.

Secondly, neither medicine nor
psychiatry consider it a sickness.

Therefore, we can't talk
about a cure. Just a solution.

And third.

We are that solution.

Throughout three nights and three days, your
husband will receive a series of stimuli.

For the effectiveness of the plan, it's necessary
that you don't have intercourse until the third night.

I brought the tie you asked for.

Can I know what's for?

To insert a series of sensors in it.

That way, the day of the final phase, we can
monitor his temperature, pulse, blood pressure.

There is something we need
to know, because maybe...

...evocation could work as stimulant.

How was your best night with Mendilaharzu?

There was a particularly
good one, we were...

We were both out of control. He
had just won the Córdoba governing.

- What was the weather? Do you remember?
- A storm.

Music? Anything in particular?

Agustín had just bought
a Barbra Streisand record.

- Do you remember which?
- One where she sings with the Bee Gees.

"Guilty". With Barry Gibb.

We investigated a bit and apparently
impotence, in your husband's case...

...is the result of three problems, which even though
they are linked, they are independent from each other.

First, low self esteem
due to the passage of time.

Hair loss, muscle looseness, skin marks...

...digestive and memory problems...

...are alterations that produce
problems in any person.

In the case of your husband, this is
aggravated by another problem, not minor.

Insecurity.

Let's analyze your
husband's affective life, Elena.

Mendilaharzu had been married to his
previous wife for 35 years. Gabriela Butula.

She married at 19. Probably a virgin.

She seems like low-maintenance woman.

She was always looking after him.
Supporting him. Completely in love.

She comes from a conservative family who educated her
to always be next to her husband and never leaving him.

This provides a man with an
incalculable amount of confidence.

Now...

At 53 years old...

...dazzled by the success in his political career, and
probably a little bored of his wife's unconditional love...

...Mendilaharzu decides to
break up and start dating you.

A woman with... frankly, opposite
characteristics from his ex-wife.

Let's talk about you for a bit.

Attractive woman and aware of it.

Journalist, ex-model.
Economically independent.

Twice divorced.

With a sexual life that includes dating Néstor
Peralta for a year, the famous polo player.

Handsome, talented, young.

Prized by many women.

With the aggravation that
it was Néstor who left you.

We then have a man who, at 56, moves very
skillfully and confidently on the political field.

But when it comes to sexuality, he faces
for the first time fear of rejection...

...failure, and inevitable
comparison with a powerful enemy.

[THE NUMBER ONE]

With these conditions, erectile
dysfunction is to be expected.

Rest easy, Elena.

And I remind you, impotence
is a very common problem.

- Everyone suffered it at least one time.
- Did it happen to you all?

Yes, of course.

Me too, many times.

Yes, it's true. Sometimes, it happens.

No, luckily it never happened to me.

It never happened to me! What can I do?

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Could you please give this to Mrs. María Fernanda Levi?
- Yes, of course.

- Thank you very much.
- No problem.

Yes, come in.

- Good morning, Mr. President.
- Good morning, how are you?

Very well.

Well, here I marked everything.

The Morning Herald.
Pages 2, 3, 4, 17 and 19.

They say that if you don't reach an
agreement with the unions this week...

...the increase of strikes could turn
into problems of a bigger scale.

They say the opposition
supports these violent acts...

...to accelerate your resign.

We continue with "The
Morning". Pages 2, 3, 4, 5 and 7.

They talk about the request the Minister
of Economy made, Dr. Gato Begliora.

They talk about the Minister as
the tacit president of the country.

They say you should accept the increase in
taxes if you don't want the country to collapse.

They openly condemned the attitude of the
union leader who threw the banner.

A joke about you on
the back of The Telescope.

"Are you going to the moon, President?" "No,
to a press conference. It's his armored suit."

Ah! This magazine also
came in. It's a new one.

The Stool. It started
yesterday with 3,000 copies.

There's a list of the 10 most
attractive men in the country.

You are on the 7th place. Congratulations.

I will see you at 2 to
look over Friday's speech.

70 women were surveyed...

...throughout the whole country,
they say the 10 most attractive men...

President Mendilaharzu, number 7.

For his intelligent
look, penetrating voice...

Natural charm...

Intelligent look...

Penetrating voice...

Natural charm...

Good morning. How are you?

Hello. Hello, hello.

Seven. Number seven.

007.

With license to kill.

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

Ah, that's what I thought.

Let's see without the jacket.

That's right. Perfect.

That looks better.

Peralta is here, Santos.

It's that one.

Do you have the mescaline?

Here it is. Look.

Affirmative.

Did Edison and Norman arrive?

Yes, here they are.

- Execute phase one, then.
- Correct.

- Gentlemen, when I tell you, you go in.
- Yes, sir.

Denying Argentina has some of
the best polo players is just... foolish.

And why do you think
is that? Horse breeding?

Well, the polo pony we breed here...

...is a small horse.

Very docile for riding.

It's one of the highest priced in
the market, so yes, it might be.

Hello, Néstor?

- Excuse me.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Do you remember me?

Where do I know you from?

What do you mean? Campo Argentino de Polo?

Ah, you are right. Let me call you back.

- Okay. Don't forget.
- Okay.

- Bye, see ya.
- See you.

- I'm sorry.
- No problem.

Drink, drink.

Yes.

Taking advantage of this meeting,
what happened on the last match?

Well, in the last match
this thing happened...

No one believed we would win. I
had a very severe injury on my knee.

Gustavito have had a
surgery not so long ago.

- And we didn't start well...
- But you overcame it.

With sacrifice, tenacity
and... a quote of talent...

- And... after all we won.
- Congratulations.

- One last thing, a frivolous question.
- Yes.

Does the polo playboy mind...

...that his ex-girlfriend is married
to the President of the Nation?

Not at all. I'm very proud.

Elena is a great girl, she's...

...very charming, a lot of potential.

Plus, we ended in very good terms, so...

Nothing, I just wish her the best.

All good.

- Congratulations. Thanks for meeting us.
- You're welcome.

To conclude, some more
pictures and a goodbye.

- Néstor.
- Here, here.

Here, look here.

Néstor.

A smile. That's it.

Thank you. Good night.

- Do I make them come?
- Wait 15 seconds.

The maximum effect of mescaline
happens after a minute and a half.

Edison and Norman, enter in 5...

...4... 3...

...2... 1...

Vegetable chop suey, without onion.

Sweet and sour sauce on the side, please.

A mixed chow mein, with two spring rolls.

- There's four already on the dish.
- Bring them anyways.

A chow fan with shrimp, please.

Chow fan with shrimp.

You?

[RAVENNA SPEAKS CHINESE
WITH WAITRESS]

On Thursday, at 7 p.m. at
the Emperor Room at the Hilton...

...there's a reception organized
by the Japanese Embassy.

The President will surely attend.

Here I have the diet.

The stimulating effects of some food are
mythical, but most are backed by science...

...like celery, nuts, grapes, thyme, saffron,
mussels, mushrooms, cockles, pepper, clam...

It seems the mix of these with
red wine or champagne is infallible.

On the ground floor of the
Americas building there's an spa.

Every Wednesday at 4 p.m.,
they shut it down for the President.

They put him creams for his skin and
he watches the TV news from the jacuzzi.

That lasts around two hours, until
6, when they open it back again.

I got you this.

- In which does she sing with Barry Gibb?
- Song 3. B side.

How can you like Barbra Streisand?

There are many things you
like that I don't, Lamponne.

I looked through the National
Music Conservatory files.

I found the President
studied double bass, from '61 to '66.

Judging by his grades, he was good.

He stopped playing when
he started with politics.

- We would have to find a way to get in an orchestra--
- I already did that.

I will eat with Verónica Massa
tonight, the PR manager at the Hilton.

I called her yesterday morning.
She has been single for six months.

Well, come quick, please. Thank you.

Any problem?

I told her I had an event planning company.

- Chop suey for the gentleman.
- Thank you.

[IN CHINESE] Prepare another dish, that the
fatty one eats like there's no tomorrow.

Ah, the fatty eats a lot?

I thought so, let's feed him!

- What did you tell her?
- Nothing.

- What did you tell her?
- Nothing, really.

On Wednesdays, from
4 to 6, the spa is closed.

Plus, the people from your
company already knows that!

I'm not here to take a bath. The whole building
power could cut. I have to check the fuses.

It's ok, let him in.

We are going to have to check you,
sir. Place your briefcase on the counter.

I'll cut it in 5, Medina.

4... 3...

...2... 1...

- What was that?
- It's fine. It's a power cut. They are fixing the fuses.

Stay calm, sir. They are fixing the fuses.

They will fix it right away.

I put the power back on in 5, Medina.

4... 3...

...2... 1...

The Florida coastline authorities took precautions
to prevent the disaster of the possible hurricane.

Let's change the subject.

Let's go with Leandro
Villagrán. Live from Oregon.

In Geneva, the 15th annual
sexology congress has taken place.

The main topic of the congress
was erectile dysfunction.

It was proven to be more
common than what was thought.

The polls have thrown new
results. Let's check them.

93% of males suffer or have
suffered impotence at least once.

It's a very usual syndrome.

Oddly enough, it was proved
that men who suffered impotence...

...or premature ejaculation,
become excellent lovers afterwards.

On the other side, the
inform also indicates...

...that impotence tends to happen
on extremely intelligent men.

Sensible and elegant men.

On the contrary, those who have
never suffered present clumsiness...

...and a childish behavior in bed.

- Good morning, Mr. President.
- Good morning.

The Morning Herald. Pages 2, 3, 4 and 5.

The Economy Minister is waiting for
Mendilaharzu's signature on the decree...

...so as to start having an
increase in tax collection.

I also brought you these magazines.
Target, Jet Set, Rich and Famous and Glam.

They are all on the same topic.

Your wife's ex-boyfriend is bisexual.

I know it's silly, but don't tell me you
don't care because I don't believe you.

Excuse me.

Are you going to sign the decree
to raise taxes, Mr. President?

- I'm evaluating it.
- Do you feel free to make the decision...

...or are you pressured because the people
think the Minister of Economy has the power?

No, I'm not pressured.

Elena, what do you think of the scandal of
your ex boyfriend, polo player Néstor Peralta?

No comments about it.

You already knew he was bisexual?

Konnichiwa.

Konnichiwa.

- How are you?
- Konnichiwa.

Mr. President. Welcome to the hotel.

Madam.

Here's the key to the presidential suite.

Whatever you need, it's yours.

- Have a great night.
- Thank you.

Wonderful suit.

San Martin tailor shop. I
have one exactly like that.

Excuse me.

Give me. I keep it.

Celery and nut snacks?

No, thank you.

Good evening. A glass of red wine?

The pulse is normal.
Let's begin with the stimuli.

Good evening everyone.

Despite the difficulties
our country is facing...

We count on...

...huge presence of the
excellent President of the Nation...

...Dr. Agustín Mendilaharzu.

Tango and sex...

...as well as wine, improves with time.

Us, young men, think we
carry around this virility.

However, the truth is that the tact and subtlety
of an older man can drive any woman crazy.

If not... watch this man dance.

The dancer of the century!

Cockle and mussel snack?

More red wine, Sir?

Here, Gaona.

Work in your times. If
they go up, I tell you.

- No problem.
- One thing.

Can you do me a favor? Can
you return a DVD I rented?

- They've been calling me for two weeks. It's driving me crazy.
- No problem.

- What did you rent?
- The Poseidon Adventure.

With Ernest Borgnine, Gene Hackman.
You can watch it, you return it tomorrow.

Nah, I don't have a DVD player.

- Can I bother you for a second, doctor?
- Of course.

I just finished my degree
on Philosophy and Literature.

And.. I was thinking about
presenting a study about you.

- As a thesis, of course.
- About me?

- Yes, yes.
- Or about my run as president?

No, about yourself.

I did some research and found out...

...very fascinating things about your past.

There has to be a deeper
study about your personality.

Of the gestation of the political self.

Of the way you manage power.

You are a... very complex
man, Mendilaharzu.

I read, among other stuff, that
you are an excellent double bass player.

No, not excellent.

I studied in my youth...

- A bit.
- Don't be humble, doctor.

I read you were the best in your class.

Ah, you really did some research then.

That's why I wanted to
have the opportunity of...

...talking to you.

Is that woman part of the plan?

- What woman?
- The one who's talking to my husband.

Ah, no. I don't know her.

Don't lie to me! What does she have to do?

You were supposed to fix the
problem with me, not some other girl.

I'm telling you, I don't know her, Elena.

Calm down, the operation is under control.

I'm going to have to ask you...

Please.

...a minute of your attention.

I have to apologize,
one of the musicians...

...had a personal issue...

...and the orchestra won't
be able to play anymore.

Unless, of course, someone
else can play the double bass.

- Anyways, I will ask--
- The President!

- The President can play.
- Excuse me? I didn't hear.

The President of the Nation
can play the double bass.

- No, no.
- Is that true, Mr. President?

- Yes!
- Come here to play!

Come here to play, please, Mr. President!

Pre-si-dent! Pre-si-dent! Pre-si-dent!

Pre-si-dent! Pre-si-dent!

Pre-si-dent!

Pre-si-dent!

Let's see how it goes.

Libertango. Da capo.

This is incredible. The
general manager will be thrilled.

Do you know what it means to have
the President playing at the hotel?

It really is something.

Stop this. I don't like what you're doing.

And if it was you, the
Néstor thing was too much.

We are not doing anything weird, Elena.

Just what we were hired for.

Go to the presidential
suite already. Trust me.

- Congratulations, Mr. President.
- Thank you.

The best in your class.

- Congratulations, Mr. President!
- Thank you.

- A surprise for everyone.
- Yes!

Some champagne?

Yes, why not.

- Trying to do things right.
- A toast.

For the President.

Elena is going up.

The two rooms are ready, Santos.

I'm on the balcony already.

Alright, gentlemen. Starting phase three.

Excuse me, could you tell the
President her wife went up the lift crying?

David, can you hear me?

- I copy, Ariel.
- Where are you?

I came with Elena to the
suite. She was feeling unwell.

Excuse me, sir. Her wife went to
the suite. It seems she was crying.

What happened? Was she feeling unwell?

I don't know. I have no idea.

What is it?

- Nothing.
- What do you mean, nothing?

Oh, Elena, why do you come...

...here, in the middle of the
reception, without telling me?

- Did something bother you.
- Yes. That I didn't have anything to do downstairs.

What is wrong? Are you crazy?

- Please, Agustín. I know what you want.
- What do I want?

You want to be with other women.

Raise the room temperature.

What were you and that girl talking about?

- Nothing, she wanted to write a book about me...
- Please!

Lay down on the bed, Elena.

Get in spoon position.

Play "Guilty".

Lift your skirt discreetly.

A little more.

Great. Stay there, don't react.

More temperature.

Let him do for a bit.

Lightning bolt, Gaona.

A few seconds later, the thunder.

Open your legs slowly.

There, Elena. Good.

I'm off, Elena. Over and out.

President Mendilaharzu seems
to have woken up all of a sudden.

This morning, he confronted
conclusively the Minister of Economy.

Update about the last
decisions of the President.

He has not only declined the suggestions of the
Minister of Economy, Gato Megliora, of raising taxes...

...but he has also made a
decree to reduce taxes a 30%.

President Mendilaharzu has confronted vigorously
the leaders of the union, and spoke openly...

...about the new economy
measures, new to the country.

Today...

Instead of increasing taxes
for the common people...

...they will increase for imports!

To complicate speculators...

...and, why not, foreign investment!

You can't leave without pain from here.

Reducing taxes...

...proves the country and the
government is thinking of you.

I hope you answer
back with work and effort!

If anyone, to conclude...

...has something to say, do it!

You will be listened.

And if someone has something to throw me...

...do it, because here there's a man with his
balls in place to fight him back, gentlemen!

Good evening. How are you, boss?

Good evening.

We were bothering you because it's
Thursday, and his mom brought us something.

We wanted to offer
you a bit of apple strudel.

It has raisins, nuts, apple and puff pastry.

You can eat it cold, hot, or
you can add whipped cream on top.

- Do you have whipped cream?
- If you don't, we bring you.

Do what you have to do,
doctor. I'm not asking you.

No...

That's my decision. Period.

Hello, gorgeous. How are you?

- Hard day?
- Not more than others.

Wait, wait, I brought people.

Come on in!

- Excuse me.
- The party presenter, do you remember him?

- Ahh...
- The waiters.

- Sir, a real pleasure.
- And the event planner.

How are you? Hello, hello.

Hello. Oh, my favorite waiter!

They wanted to take a picture with you, but
I couldn't find the moment at the party.

- Do you mind?
- No! Gladly.

- One each?
- No! All together, so we don't waste your time.

- A group one.
- Very well.

- Would you mind?
- Not at all!

- Wait, let me open the flash.
- Great, thank you.

Well.

- There.
- Here.

Okay...

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Translation by Fiodeste
Corrections by Gian150

Further corrections and sync
by ziron321