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* Ay-oh, let's go...
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CHRIS ROCK:
Just about everything
I ever went through
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in school was hard.
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The work was tough.
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"Q"
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The people were mean.
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* They're going
through a tight one *
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Go ahead.
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* The kids are losing
their minds *
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* Blitzkrieg bop
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Are we having a fight
or a dance
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* Gonna raise steam heat
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You know
I can't dance.
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But the one thing
about school that was harder
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than anything else...
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Chris, wake up.
...was getting there.
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It's time to go to school.
You can't learn nothing in bed.
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Tell that to Kim Kardashian.
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* I don't know,
they're all revved up *
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While most people kids
were still sleeping,
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I had to get my clothes on,
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wash my face,
brush my teeth, eat...
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Hey-hey-hey!
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Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!
Wait, wait!
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...and then catch three buses.
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If I got the first one
on time,
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it gave me just enough time
to catch the second one...
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which usually made me right
on time to catch the third one.
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And if nothing went wrong,
I'd be on time.
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Hey, Chris.
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Hey.
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After you.
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You're late.
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Now go to the principal's office
and get a tardy slip.
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Here.
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Just for the
record, Chris,
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you can't afford
to be late again.
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The clocks in this school
are set
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to Eastern Standard Time,
not CP time.
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What difference does it make
if I'm late?
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We took all our tests.
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We only got, like,
one more week to go.
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Counting today, you have been
late 29 times
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this year,
and 30 is the limit.
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If you're late again,
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you will not be promoted.
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You will have to repeat
the tenth grade.
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Say what?!
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Say word.
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Oh, there's a word I want
to say, all right.
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* Ah, make it funky now.
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While I worried about
getting to school,
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Tonya was worried
about getting out of school.
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Boy, slow down!
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You're acting like your food
is trying to get away from you.
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I'm trying to get to bed.
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I'm really tired.
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Hey, Daddy,
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can I get my hair done
at Nessa's for graduation?
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Sure, baby.
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Can I get
a new dress, too?
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You don't need
a new dress.
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You can wear
your church dress.
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But I wore that
for Easter.
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If I wear it
for graduation,
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I'll look back
at the pictures,
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I won't know
what I'm remembering.
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You'll remember
that we couldn't afford
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to buy you
two dresses.
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Plus, in one of the pictures,
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you'll be holding
the chocolate bunny.
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Love you.
Good night.
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Good night.
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That's okay. I've been saving
up for this.
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How many times does a girl
graduate from sixth grade?
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In Bed-Stuy, five.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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What are you writing, Drew?
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It's a list of things
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I can do on Amateur Night
at The Apollo.
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I'm gonna try out.
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Drew, that's
a tough audience.
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You can't just go up there
and do anything.
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They will boo you faster
than Casper on Halloween.
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Stevie Wonder could see
before he did Amateur Night.
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They booed him blind.
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They booed Magic Johnson
so bad, he gave up singing.
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Magic Johnson is
a basketball player.
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Now.
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Well, they're not
gonna boo me.
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That's what Roseanne said
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before she sang
the national anthem.
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I made it on time.
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The joke was there was nothing
to be on time for.
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Good morning.
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Okay.
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Amy, Bethany...
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Bill...
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Bobby...
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Caroline...
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Chris...
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Here.
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David...
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Donna,
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You do realize no one's here
besides me?
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You think I want to be here
doing this, hmm?
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Last week of school,
everybody's out having a picnic,
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playing softball.
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But I gotta be here with you.
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So I'm gonna
take attendance.
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And you're gonna sit there
and you're gonna shut up.
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Frank, Garrett...
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Meanwhile, my father was
about to make a huge mistake.
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Hey, Pam.
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Oh, Julius, thank God.
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Why, what happened?
You hit the number again?
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No, I need $25.
See, I left my wallet at home,
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and I need to pick up
my dry cleaning
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Pam, you know how I feel
about lending people money.
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Like the Klan feels
about black people.
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Julius, you know
I'm good for it.
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You'll get it back
so quick,
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you won't even know
you gave it to me.
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Save yourself some time.
Don't give it to her.
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Didn't you hair
used to be yellow?
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That's blonde.
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My father used to say to me,
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"There's no such thing
as early.
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You're either on time or late."
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You waiting on the bus?
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Yeah.
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It was on time today.
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What do you mean?
It always comes at 7:22.
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It ain't supposed to.
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Supposed to come at 6:58.
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God!
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I'd been worried all week
about what would happen
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if one thing went wrong.
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I never considered what would
happen
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if everything went wrong.
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MAN :
Ladies and gentlemen,
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this car is now going express
to Far Rockaway.
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Far Rockaway?
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That's far out the way.
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Ten stops past
where I have to go.
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A wise man once said,
"Never challenge worse."
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I was a block away from school
with 60 seconds to make it.
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I didn't think things
could get worse. I was wrong.
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* Ball of confusion
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* That's what the world
is today *
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* Hey-hey
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* The sale of pills
are at an all-time high *
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* Young folks walking around
with their heads in the sky *
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* The cities ablaze
in the summertime *
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* And, oh, the beat goes on
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* Evolution, revolution,
gun control, sound of soul *
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* Shooting rockets to the moon,
kids growing up too soon *
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* Politicians say more taxes
will solve everything *
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* So, around and around
and around we go *
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* Where the world's headed...
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Oh, my God, my baby!
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Freeze!
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This the guy?
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The guy that what?
The guy who stole my car.
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I didn't...
Shut up.
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How tall are you?
I'm five-seven.
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I did not steal...
Shut up!
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No, I don't think it's him.
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Are you sure.
Take a closer look.
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He was wearing a mask.
He was wearing
a mask?
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He was wearing a mask.
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Cover your face.
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Not your eyes,
your mouth.
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What'd he say?
He said, "Give me your car.
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Say, "Give me your car."
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Give me your car.
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Give me your car!
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Give me your car.
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No.
That's not him?
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No.
Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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All right, beat it.
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You're late.
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Please, Mr. Thurman.
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Principal's office.
You're late.
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Mr. Thurman, please,
I can't be late.
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Then consider yourself early
for next year.
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Usually, my mother was my
judge, jury and executioner,
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but now she was my lawyer.
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Why does he have
to repeat the entire
tenth grade?
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Can't he just repeat
one day?
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Let me put it
in your vernacular.
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Rules is rules.
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What did you say?
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It's okay, Ma.
She does that.
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I'll explain it later.
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Well, I don't understand
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why you can't make an exception
for him
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I mean, didn't he pass
all his tests,
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including his finals?
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Yes,
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but this isn't about education.
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This is about punctuality.
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Look, could I appeal
to a higher authority
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and have Chris promoted
liked we did
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when the Vice Superintendent's
daughter got pregnant
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and missed
the entire tenth grade? Yes!
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But you don't really
want your son being coddled
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and helped through life
and all of its obstacles
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like some rich little
white girl, do you?
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Say yes, say yes!
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No. No, I guess you're right.
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I am.
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You may not realize
this now, Chris,
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but making you repeat
the tenth grade
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is the biggest favor
I'm ever going to do for you.
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While I was trying to make
the grade at Tattaglia,
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Drew was figuring out
how to make the cut.
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Amateur Night?
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Amateur Night?
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Are you crazy?
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Are you crazy?
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You know, the Pope came
to Harlem once.
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Tried to give mass
at the Apollo.
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Got booed off.
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Got booed off.
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Man, that crowd was tougher
than the Vietcong.
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Tougher than
the Vietcong.
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You know, we all performed
at the Apollo.
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Oh, yeah?
What'd you do?
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ALL:
Sang Luther Vandross'
"A House Is Not a Home."
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* A chair is still a chair
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Boo!
Get off
the stage!
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:
* Said when there's no one
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* Sitting
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* There-ee-er-ee-ere
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:
* But a
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* Chair
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* Is not a house
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* And a house is not a home
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* If there's no one there
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* To hold you tight
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* And no one there
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* You can kiss
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* Good night...
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* Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Wow! So, what happened?
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ALL:
Got booed off.
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He got booed off.
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Meanwhile, I was going down
like O.J. in the Vegas trial.
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Chris, this is
your own fault.
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If you would've told me
you were having problems,
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then I could've
done something.
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It's not the end
of the world.
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Most people don't get
to finish the tenth grade once.
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You get to do it twice.
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It's kind of like
working a double shift.
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Do you know how embarrassing
that's gonna to be?
As embarrassing
261
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,155
as being 40 and still
living with your mother
262
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,489
'cause you were too stupid
to listen to her
263
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,324
and repeat the tenth grade
and get your diploma?
264
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,793
Ma, if I'm late again,
I'm gonna be
265
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,461
in the tenth grade
for the rest of my life.
266
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:35,763
Then be on time.
267
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,930
May I be excused?
268
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,098
Yeah, go ahead.
269
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,199
If you want to sulk,
270
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,368
go sulk--it's not
gonna change anything.
271
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,836
Ask Hillary Clinton.
272
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,471
Drew, what's
taking you so long?
273
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,410
Hey, Mom, come
look at my hair.
274
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,946
Oh, that's nice!
275
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,748
Vanessa better get
back here soon.
276
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,216
You did a great job.
277
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,085
I don't know,
I think
278
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,087
it should cover
more of her face.
So, Julius,
279
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,088
what do you think?
280
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,122
Looks nice.
281
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,323
Yeah, just wrap it up
282
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,192
for the next couple
of nights-- it'll hold.
283
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,494
That's what they told
Michael Jackson about his face.
284
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,395
Go help your brother.
285
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,197
So, how much do we owe you?
286
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,033
Uh, with your discount, $25.
287
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,468
Julius, pay her.
288
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:18,171
Ooh, dinner smells good.
289
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:21,274
Ooh, and lamb chops--
ooh, I love lamb chops.
290
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,376
Well, Chris isn't hungry-- you
can have his plate if you want.
291
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,444
Oh, thank you.
292
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:25,145
You know, I had
reservations
293
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,848
at Pastures and Shores, but, uh,
294
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,449
now I can keep the money.
295
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,384
You gonna do
something special with it?
296
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,054
Like pay off some debts,
something like that?
No.
297
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,223
See? That's the best thing
about having money is
I don't owe anybody.
298
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,192
My father was trying
to get his cash out of Pam,
299
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,996
and my mother was trying
to get me out of the house.
Chris, time to get up.
300
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,867
I'm not going to school today.
301
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,469
What's wrong
302
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,071
No, I'm not sick.
303
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,273
I'm dropping out.
304
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,877
And in about an hour,
I'll be coming to.
305
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,183
After my mother tried
knocking some sense into me,
306
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,152
she tried to talk
some sense into me.
307
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,987
Chris, I'm not
gonna sit back
308
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,122
and watch you
throw your life away.
309
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,557
Mom, you can't make me go.
310
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,960
I did not spend all these
years trying to make sure...
311
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:13,994
JULIUS:
He's right, Rochelle.
312
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,096
We can't force him to go.
313
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,399
But if you think you're
gonna sit around this house
all day, think again.
314
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,102
If you don't go to
school, you go to work.
315
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,437
Well, what kind of job
is he supposed to get
316
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,538
with a tenth
317
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,841
I don't know, ask George Bush.
318
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,877
What's it gonna be, Chris?
319
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,185
So that's it?
You're quitting school?
320
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,120
Look, I'm not repeating
the tenth grade.
321
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,621
I don't know what else to do.
322
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,123
Well, have you thought
about a G.E.D?
323
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,591
G.E.D.?
324
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,326
In the job market,
it would put you
325
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,594
on an equal level
with any ex-con.
326
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,462
Except for the ones
who finished high school.
327
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,631
I suppose it's
for the best, though.
328
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,000
How's that?
329
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,067
If you're a sophomore
and I'm a junior,
330
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,969
there's no way I could ever
be seen with you again.
331
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,105
I don't have any more
cool points to lose, dude.
332
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,639
From the zero
you started out with.
333
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,442
Hey, Kelly, Alex.
334
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,878
So, is it true, you flunked out?
335
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,046
I didn't flunk out.
336
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,380
But I am leaving school.
337
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,216
Cool. You want
to hang out sometime?
338
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,250
You're kidding me, right?
339
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,518
No, I mean, I've been
340
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,121
beating the crap out of you all
these years, because secretly,
341
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,555
I've been envious
of your determination
342
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,389
and your accomplishments.
343
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,391
I was only trying
to crush your spirit
344
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,459
so I wouldn't feel inferior.
345
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,061
But now that
you're dropping out,
346
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,963
society will take over,
so we can hang.
347
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,899
So, who are you gonna
pick on when I'm gone?
348
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,606
Just give me a minute.
349
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,443
All right, go ahead.
350
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:41,114
While I was getting beat
by the system,
351
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,183
Drew was drumming up
a new idea.
352
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,352
Oh, yeah!
353
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,987
Yeah!
354
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,989
That's it!
355
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,628
Oh, cool!
356
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,631
While I was trying
to get a handle on my future,
357
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,268
my father was trying
to get a handle on his cash.
358
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,236
Hey, Julius, what are
you doing over here?
359
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,172
You need a shave?
No.
360
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,041
I need $25.
$25?
361
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,542
I don't know, that's a lot.
362
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,711
I'm not comfortable with
loaning out that kind of money.
363
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,647
Neither was I when
I loaned it to you.
364
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,516
Can I get my money back, please?
365
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,251
Oh, my God,
I forgot all about that.
366
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,519
How do you forget
367
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,388
where you got some free money?
368
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,357
How do you forget where
you got some free money?
369
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,126
I found $20 dollars one time.
370
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,460
I was on Flatbush Avenue
371
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,362
in front of
the check cashing place.
372
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,563
It was 5:07 p.m.
373
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,698
on a Wednesday.
374
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:32,499
64 degrees.
375
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,634
I remember it like
it was yesterday.
376
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,369
I found a ten, a five,
377
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:39,239
a two dollar bill,
two dollars and fifty
cents in quarters,
378
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,974
three nickels and 25 pennies.
379
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:42,675
One of them
was Canadian.
I'm sorry.
380
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,144
Why didn't you
just say something?
381
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,046
Why didn't you
just pay him back?
382
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,481
Um, can I pay you back tomorrow?
383
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,050
I left my wallet at home.
384
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,053
You've got a cash register
right there.
385
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,188
After all
my parents did for me,
386
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,257
I tried to do
something for myself.
387
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,625
G.E.D.?
388
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,593
Yeah, it's just like
graduating from high school.
389
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,694
No, it's not.
390
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,531
Do you get
a G.E.D. cap and gown?
391
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,299
Could people sign
your G.E.D. yearbook?
392
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,368
Do they have a G.E.D. reunion?
393
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,370
Yes, it's called
"Flavor of Love."
394
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,605
Ma, a lot of people got
their G.E.D. and did fine.
395
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,674
I looked it up.
Yeah
396
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,177
Bill Cosby got a G.E.D.
So what,
397
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,778
you want to be comedian? Ha!
398
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,613
Very funny.
399
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,415
Chris, is this
what you want to do?
400
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,017
Yes.
401
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,019
I'll make you all proud of me.
JULIUS:
Okay.
402
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,687
As long as you're out
when you're 18.
403
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,222
It'll be all right.
404
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,690
If he doesn't
make us proud,
405
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,425
I'll kill him,
and nobody'll ever know.
406
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,661
While I was marching to the
beat of a different drummer,
407
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,730
Drew was beating the odds
at the Apollo.
408
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,175
MAN:
All right!
409
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,745
MAN:
All right!
410
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,054
Now, that boy is smart.
411
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,623
I just knew he was
gonna get booed off,
412
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,725
but everybody knows
you can't boo kids
413
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,061
and you can't boo God. Mm!
414
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:11,631
At least he's not singing
"A House Is Not a Home."
415
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,500
What are you doing?
416
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,270
I'm singing "A House
Is Not a Home."
417
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,506
After Drew got
his standing ovation,
418
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,774
Tonya got one, too.
Congratulations.
419
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,278
Hi, baby!
420
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,713
That's my daughter.
421
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,115
That's my daughter.
422
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,782
After taking the G.E.D.,
423
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,452
I wasn't sure
if I had passed or failed,
424
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,787
but I knew
there was no turning back.
425
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,489
Pencils down.
426
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,330
Next to a pregnancy scare,
427
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,732
waiting for the results
from my G.E.D.
428
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,635
was one of the scariest
moments of my life.
429
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,839
* Clouds change the scene
430
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,208
* Rain starts a-washing
431
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,345
* All these cautions
432
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,180
* Into your life
433
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,850
Who gets that
fried crust?
434
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,720
* Just what is true...
435
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,756
*
436
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,731
(Bon Jovi's
"Living on a Prayer" playing)
437
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,611
*
438
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,518
Hi, baby.
439
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,353
Hey. Where's
Drew and Tonya?
440
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:43,190
They're walking
over from Doc's.
441
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:46,293
CHRIS :
* Tommy used to work
on the docks *
442
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,460
There you go.
Thank you.
443
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,196
* Union's been on strike
444
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,830
* He's down on his luck
445
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,466
* It's tough
446
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,669
* So tough
447
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,840
* Gina works the diner
448
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,210
Hey!
Hi, Mom.
449
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,811
I want fried crusts.
450
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,846
Don't fill up on it.
451
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:07,714
Where's Daddy?
452
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,616
DREW:
In his skin--
when he jumps out,
453
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,584
you can jump in.
454
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,288
* She says, "We gotta
455
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,756
:
* Hold on
456
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,825
* To what we've got
457
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,760
* 'Cause it doesn't
make a difference *
458
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,795
* If we make or not
459
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,664
* We got each other
460
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,466
* And that's a lot
461
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,368
* For love
462
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,770
* We'll give it a shot
463
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,705
* Oh...
464
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,741
* We're halfway there
465
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,576
* Oh, oh
466
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,545
* Livin' on a prayer
467
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,247
* Take my hand
468
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,582
* We'll make it, I swear
469
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,883
* Oh, oh
470
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,753
* Livin' on a prayer
471
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,792
* Tommy's got
his six-string in hock *
472
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,595
* Now, he's holding in
473
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,896
Ma, I heard they were hiring
at Red Lobster.
474
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,665
They're not hiring you.
475
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,967
I wonder how hungry people
have to be to eat a lobster.
476
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,570
Like, who looks at that and
says, "Man, that looks good"?
477
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,804
ROCHELLE:
Have you thought about
what you're gonna do
478
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,774
if you don't pass the G.E.D.?
JULIUS:
Hey, everybody.
479
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,810
Hey, Daddy.
Hi.
480
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,312
What's that?
481
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,513
Chris's G.E.D. results.
482
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,848
Did
Open it.
483
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:16,816
Is that fried crust?
484
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:17,917
Yeah, and it's good.
485
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:20,820
What's it say?
486
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,855
* We got to hold on...
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