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Happy New Year, Chris!
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CHRIS ROCK:
New Year's Eve
was big in Bed-Stuy
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because it gave everybody
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a chance to make
new resolutions.
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Unfortunately, most people
didn't follow through on them.
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Not my mother.
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This year, I'm going to stop
yelling at my children.
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No, you're not!
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Who put a glass on my table
without a coaster?!
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Not my sister.
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This year I'm not going to
get Chris in trouble anymore.
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Yes, you will.
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ROCHELLE:
Who's been in my make!
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Chris did it!!
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Not my father.
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I'm going to stop
worrying about money.
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Stop lying!
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Chris, close that door!
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You just let out 86 cent
worth of refrigeration.
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Not my brother.
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This year, I'm not going to take
any more girls from Chris.
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We'll see about that.
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That's so
sweet, Drew.
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Who's Chris?
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I'm Chris.
You came in with me.
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But I was going
to be different.
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Last year, this is how
I celebrated New Year's Eve.
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So I made a resolution
that my next New Year's Eve
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would be different.
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So, you doing anything special
for New Year's Eve, Chris?
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I'm going down
to Times Square to
watch the ball drop.
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Times Square?
You crazy?
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The only people down there
are drunks and pickpockets.
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I don't care, it's the biggest
New Year's celebration on Earth
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and I live 20 minutes
from it and I haven't been.
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Well...,
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I sell New Year's,
I don't celebrate it.
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Why not?
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Because anything could happen.
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You remember when
Michael Jackson
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got his hair caught on fire?
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I bet you any money
he celebrated New Year's.
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And look what happened.
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If I get through tonight,
I'll celebrate tomorrow.
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Doc was the only person
I knew who celebrated
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Old New Year's Eve.
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Is your mama going
to let you go down there?
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I don't see why not.
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All I got to do is ask.
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Ma, can I go
to Times Square
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to watch
the ball drop?
No.
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Happy New Year!
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* Ah, make it funky now.
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CHRIS ROCK:
I wanted to be in Times Square
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when the clock struck midnight,
but I struck out.
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Come on, ma, why not?
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I mean all we do is
stay up till 11:59,
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say, "Happy New Year,"
blow a noisemaker,
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and then go to sleep.
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I want to do
something different.
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Like what?
Get drunk,
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rip your shirt off
in the freezing cold
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and have the cops
arrest you
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and spend the first day
of the new year in jail?
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Who wants to do that?
Lindsay Lohan!
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Well, obviously, you do.
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That's what happens to people
who go to Times Square.
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I just want to see
the ball drop.
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You can't
go with me?
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I don't have
the time, Chris.
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I got to soak my
black eyed peas,
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I got to pull my greens,
I got to clean them...
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She's a bale of cotton away
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from setting us back
300 years.
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Why do you have to do all that
stuff every year anyway?
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It's a tradition, Chris.
It's for good luck.
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There's a reason black people
think vegetables are lucky.
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They're coming, quick,
hide behind these greens.
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Should've ate some greens
before I came and asked you.
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Ooh, you better watch your mouth
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unless you want to get
smacked into the new year.
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Drew, Tonya, get in here!
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Okay, here's the list.
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Make sure you
get everything.
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Can I stay up and watch
Rocking New Year's Eve?
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The Jets are on.
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The football team?
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No, they're a
singing group.
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They're just like
the Jacksons, only Samoan.
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Oh, fine, but just
hurry up, and, Drew,
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do not forget
the kitty litter.
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Okay.
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Meanwhile, my father was on
a bridge over troubled water.
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Hey, what's
going on up there?
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Some idiot's threatening
to jump off the bridge.
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Why couldn't he jump
off the Triborough?
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We're going to be
out here all day.
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What?
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Man, I'm trying to get home.
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While Tonya was
planning on staying up,
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Drew was planning on
taking her down.
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* I've got a
crush on you *
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I don't know why
you're singing.
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You know you're going to fall
asleep before the Jets come on.
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You never make it
past 10:00.
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I bet you
I do tonight.
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I bet you don't.
How much?
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If you fall asleep,
you owe me 20 bucks.
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And if you fall
asleep, I'm going
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to glue your hand
to your face.
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I don't see how
since you won't have
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money for glue.
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Meanwhile, if I wanted
to keep my resolution,
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it was going to take
some resolve.
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Mom...
No, Chris.
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But I made one resolution and
that was to go to Times Square.
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That's not my fault.
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But it's my resolution.
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Is that what
you want for me,
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to end up in prison?
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What?
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I'm just saying,
I made a resolution
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and if I accept
no for an answer,
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that means
I accept defeat.
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Then I'll fall into
a crowd of people
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who have no hopes or dreams,
and eventually,
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I end up in the wrong place
at the wrong time
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doing the wrong thing
and that ends in prison.
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Well, can you find
somebody else to take you?
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I can try.
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Get out of here, boy.
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Back on the bridge,
a man was suicidal
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and my father
wanted to kill him.
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What are you
doing up here, man?
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Do you know you got
traffic backed up
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all the way to exit
the Lincoln Tunnel?
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It's New Year's Eve!
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People are trying
to get home.
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I can't do
anything right.
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So you think you can fix that
by jumping off a bridge?
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Give me one good
reason I shouldn't.
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He shouldn't have said that.
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What if everybody
who ever had a problem
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jumped off a bridge?
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Geraldine Ferraro
could've been
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our country's first
female Vice President,
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but her party lost.
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She didn't jump
off a bridge.
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Nelson Mandela's been
in jail for over 20 years.
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He didn't jump
off a bridge.
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Ivan Lendl got stomped
by Boris Becker at Wimbledon.
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Didn't jump off a bridge.
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Trevor Berbick,
he got knocked out
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by Mike Tyson in less
than five minutes.
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He didn't jump
off a bridge!
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Jermaine Jackson
got kicked out
of the Jacksons.
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My father was on the bridge,
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and soon after,
he was on the air.
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What!
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Quick, turn on the TV.
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Your father is on!
He stopped some guy
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from jumping off the
George Washington Bridge.
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Okay, I'll call you back.
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What channel?
All three of them.
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JULIUS:
Jermaine Jackson got
kicked out of the Jacksons.
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He didn't jump off a bridge.
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Julius, you're
a real hero.
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You saved a life,
but more importantly,
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you got traffic moving again.
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Back to you at the studio.
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The Chicago Cubs haven't won
a World Series since 1908.
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They didn't jump off a bridge.
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James Earl Jones
lost the Oscar
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for his performance
in The Great White Hope.
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He didn't jump off a bridge.
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No.
Trevor Berbick
got knocked out
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by Mike Tyson
in less than five minutes.
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He did not jump off a bridge.
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Oh, my God,
your father's a star.
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Wow!
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Did he jump off a bridge? No.
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Well, Julius,
you're just full of--
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Remember that movie,
Top Gun?
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While my dad was
getting off the bridge,
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I was trying to
get out of the house.
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I can't believe
your dad saved a guy.
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That's so cool.
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You know, if that guy had been
a girl, he'd be so in there.
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Another one of Greg's
pickup techniques.
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If you stop a girl
from killing herself,
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she might go out with you.
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Listen, what you doing tonight?
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Well, my mom's got a
new boyfriend, he's Asian.
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They're talking about
going down to Times Square.
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What about you?
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Times Square, are you serious?
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I've been trying to find
somebody to take me
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'cause my mom can't do it.
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Why don't you just come with us?
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Let me check with my mom,
I'll call you right back.
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All right, I'll talk to you.
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Ma, that was Greg.
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His mom is taking him
down to Times Square.
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You think I could
go with them?
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Greg? I guess that's okay.
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Thanks.
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Go get me some water.
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Hello?
Dude, it's Greg.
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What'd she say?
I got some bad news.
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They're going to
celebrate New Year's Eve,
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but it's not in Times Square,
it's in Tiananmen Square.
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And it's not tonight,
it's the Chinese New Year.
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So it's not till February.
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But she said you can
still come if you want.
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To China? No, I don't think
I'll be able to make it.
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Sorry, dude.
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Too bad I didn't make
a New Year's resolution
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to be depressed.
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CHRIS ROCK:
Since Greg didn't
come through in the clutch,
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I decided to see who could
come through on the block.
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I tried Risky.
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My mom said if I can find a
responsible adult to take me
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I can go down to Times Square.
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Aw, sorry, man, I can't.
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I've got to deliver some
time-sensitive products.
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What type of products?
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:
1986 calendars.
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I tried Mr. Omar.
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I'm sorry, Chris,
I can't take you.
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For an undertaker,
New Year's Eve is like
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the day before the
after Christmas sale.
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People act like drunken fools
tonight, and dead tomorrow.
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Tragic, tragic!
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I even tried Kill Moves.
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I had to start using the word
"responsible" loosely.
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Kill Moves, wake up.
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I'm awake, I just
got my eyes closed.
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I'm testing their opacity.
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What do you need?
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I was wondering if you
wanted to go with me tonight
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to see the ball drop
in Times Square.
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I would love to!
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But I can't see
through my eyelids,
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so I don't see what
the point would be.
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Hey, hey, Chris
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That New Year's Eve, my father
was on TV more than Dick Clark.
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Hey, look, there's
Dad on TV again!
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JULIUS:
So, I climbed up the girder
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to where the guy
was sitting and I said,
252
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:34,341
"What if everybody who ever had
a problem jumped off a bridge?"
253
00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,744
Climbed up a girder?
254
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,211
To keep from falling asleep,
255
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,681
Tonya got herself
a secret weapon.
256
00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,750
Instant coffee.
257
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:46,153
For staying awake, it's the
next best thing to crack.
258
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,221
Hey, Tonya,
come watch Dad on TV.
259
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:52,025
I am, I just got to go
to the bathroom first.
260
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:55,162
The Chicago Cubs haven't won
the World Series since 1908.
261
00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,898
They didn't
jump off a bridge.
262
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,633
Dad's on TV again?
263
00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,101
Yeah, before he
talked that guy down,
264
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,736
he had to climb up to the
top of the bridge to do it.
265
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:03,937
It was so cool.
266
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,173
No, that was not cool,
it was crazy.
267
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,574
It was crazy-cool!
268
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:11,779
We're here at Chris' house
where we've secretly replaced
269
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,848
the fine coffee they usually
serve with Folgers Crystals.
270
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,984
Let's see if anyone
can tell the difference.
271
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,825
Maybe that wasn't Folgers!
272
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,427
Chris, did you find somebody
to take you to Times Square?
273
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,730
Not yet. You think
Dad could take me?
274
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,399
Oh, well, go climb up a bridge
and maybe he'll come get you.
275
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,434
Give me that.
276
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,937
Hello?
277
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,938
Hey, honey, it's me.
278
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,239
Where are you?
279
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,674
I just got off an interview.
280
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,142
It's crazy!
281
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,877
This morning I was just
coming home from work and--
282
00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:46,914
I know what you've been doing,
it's all over the news.
283
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,281
What the hell is wrong with you?
284
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,751
What? I just talked
a man down from--
285
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,820
No, you didn't just
talk a man down.
286
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,989
You just climbed up onto
a girder to talk a man down.
287
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,390
While you were up there
saving his life,
288
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,992
did you think
about your family?
289
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,228
I mean, what if that
fool would've jumped
290
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,262
and took you with him?
291
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,731
Did you think about that?
292
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,065
I saved his life.
293
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,034
And you almost
got yourself killed.
294
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,202
Your son needed you,
and you were out there
295
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,271
on top of the George
Washington Bridge.
296
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:12,405
Needed me for what?
297
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,240
You know what?
298
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,942
I'm not even gonna
deal with this.
299
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,076
Chris, it's for you.
300
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,845
It's Spider-Man.
301
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,947
If he doesn't come home soon,
she's gonna be the Black Widow.
302
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,282
Hey, Dad, I was wondering
if you could take me down
303
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,017
to Times Square to see
the ball drop tonight.
304
00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,086
Yeah, man, I'd love to...
305
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:26,954
All right, cool,
I'll go get ready.
306
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,488
I'd love to, but I can't.
307
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,190
I have to go downtown
with the mayor
308
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,792
and get the key to the city.
309
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,026
Then dinner with Batman.
310
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,461
I probably won't
be back in time.
311
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,463
The traffic's still
pretty bad out here.
312
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,498
Why don't you get
your mother to take you?
313
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,201
Just because I can't go
to Times Square tonight,
314
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,871
am I gonna jump off a bridge?
315
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,778
When I realized my resolution
wasn't going to work out,
316
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,847
I decided to make a new one--
no more resolutions.
317
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,449
Hey, baby, what you doing?
318
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,151
Getting ready for tonight.
319
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,287
Well, I'm sorry you couldn't
find anybody to go with.
320
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,488
Maybe next year.
321
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,990
Yeah.
322
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,793
Tasha is downstairs.
323
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,064
Hey, Chris.
324
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,232
I saw your dad on TV.
325
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,901
That was really brave,
what he did.
326
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,836
Yeah, I guess.
327
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,840
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I was just
328
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,441
hoping my dad could take me
to Times Square tonight,
329
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,076
but he's all tied up
with these interviews.
330
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,344
I'm going to Times
Square tonight
331
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,879
with my mom and Malvo.
332
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,080
Why don't you come with us?
333
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,949
I don't think she'll let me.
334
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:29,983
Why not?
335
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,084
You know why.
336
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,153
Well, you can at least ask.
337
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:38,358
Ma! Can I go to Times Square
with Tasha, Peaches and Malvo?
338
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,460
ROCHELLE:
Hell, no!
339
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,804
While my mother got
ready for New Years,
340
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:51,939
Peaches got ready to rumble.
341
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,875
How come you won't let Chris
go to Times Square with me?
342
00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,509
Well, hello, Peaches.
343
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,412
You know what, Rochelle?
If we are gonna be friends,
344
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,082
at some point you are gonna
have to learn how to trust me.
345
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,918
Mmm... Now, I'll trust you
with some clothes,
346
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,054
but trusting you with my
children, that's another thing.
347
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,588
Not to Britney Spears.
348
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,190
Oh! Huh.
349
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,025
And why is that?
350
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,226
You know why.
351
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,261
No, no, no, no.
Say it. Say it.
352
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,997
No, no, no. Say it.
I want to hear you say it.
353
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,432
Um... you're an ex-convict.
354
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,968
Oh, my God, she said it.
355
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,503
She said it.
356
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,438
Rochelle,
what you think I'ma do?
357
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,108
I got it!
358
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,877
Drive the car, Chris.
Drive the car! Drive the car!
359
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,045
Drive the car!
360
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,982
Peaches, I don't have
to give you a reason.
361
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,516
Rochelle, you know what?
362
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,186
My parole officer said I am
proof that the system works.
363
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,088
I am a new me.
364
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,522
I have learned
from my mistakes.
365
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,524
I have paid my debt to society.
366
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,593
And you want to open a new
line of credit with my child.
367
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,129
Well, if not yours,
then whose
368
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,431
She got to go with me.
369
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,166
Now, how am I supposed to feel
370
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,168
improved and empowered by that?
371
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,070
Peaches, this is not about you.
372
00:13:57,104 --> 00:14:00,140
Yes, it is. You not not letting
him go with somebody else.
373
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,610
Peaches,
it's dangerous down there.
374
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,312
Rochelle, don't you
think I know that?
375
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,181
That's why I got Malvo coming.
376
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,484
Oh, that's nice--
another ex-convict!
377
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,987
Ex! Ex, Rochelle.
378
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,422
That means "former."
379
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,990
"Used to be."
380
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,092
"Not currently."
381
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,627
And you know what?
382
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,896
This is what's really,
'cause it makes me...
383
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,532
and I'm gonna be
upset about this now.
384
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:29,569
If you won't let me move on,
then it's only a matter of time
385
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,438
before I become an accomplice
all over again.
386
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,040
Now, do you want that
on your head?
387
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,975
Peaches.
388
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,078
Please, girl. Look, we
gonna follow the rules.
389
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,180
We'll cross at the green
not between.
390
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,049
We won't jump any turnstiles.
391
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,985
Even though that is
a family tradition.
392
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,988
And, listen, Tasha really,
really wants Chris to go.
393
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,289
You know, they'll have fun.
394
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,424
We'll be careful.
I promise.
395
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,594
Fine.
396
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:55,628
What you say?
397
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:56,496
Fine.
398
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,531
Okay, girl, I'll see you later.
Chris!
399
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,534
Your mother said
you could go, boy!
400
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,338
Hurry up before
she change her mind!
401
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,639
Bye, girl.
402
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,075
All right, then.
403
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,177
Happy New Year.
404
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,650
Okay, Chris.
405
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,686
Now, with all the
traffic and the people,
406
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,521
you won't get home till
early in the morning,
407
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,156
but you're gonna be
the first male
408
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,058
to walk through the door
for the New Year.
409
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,526
So, here's $20.
410
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,660
Keep it in your wallet.
411
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,396
That's to bring us
luck and good fortune
412
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,597
for the rest of the year.
413
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,631
You got it.
414
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,166
Okay. Oh, I love you, baby.
415
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,502
Mmm.
416
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,504
Be safe.
417
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,006
Be careful.
418
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,049
Even though my resolution
was coming to pass,
419
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,151
it didn't matter
when it came to the cops.
420
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,219
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
421
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,055
I'm sorry, folks,
we're at capacity. All right?
422
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,990
We got over two million
people in there now.
423
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,591
Capacity?
It's Times Square.
424
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,663
Well, what difference is
four more people gonna make?
425
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,132
We came all the way
from Bed-Stuy.
426
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,266
Well, you should've
came earlier.
427
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,500
Now step back.
428
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,302
Oh. Ah!
No, no, no, no, baby.
429
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,737
No, no, no.
If I wasn't on parole,
430
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,505
I swear.
Where's my...
431
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,074
What are we
gonna do now?
432
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,508
Maybe we should find
a bar or something
433
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,676
and watch it on TV.
Nah!
434
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,611
Nah, we seeing
this ball drop.
435
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,547
I know what to do.
436
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,649
I'll be right back.
437
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,552
Come on, come on,
come over here.
438
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,488
They're shooting!
They're shooting!
439
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,622
Officer! Officer!
440
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,024
White man with a gun!
441
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,192
It looked like Chevy Chase!
He's over there!
442
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,293
He's over there?
443
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,262
He's over there! He's...
444
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,230
Come on, y'all, let's go.
445
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,665
Who's shooting?
446
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,067
PEACHES:
Ain't nobody shooting, boy.
Come on.
447
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,068
CHRIS:
I heard some gunshots!
448
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,635
MALVO:
Come on, baby, yeah.
449
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,671
While we were trying
to get into Times Square,
450
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,606
my dad was trying
to get through traffic.
451
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,740
Come on, people!
452
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,578
My father had
the key to the city,
453
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,780
but it couldn't open gridlock.
454
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:57,384
Back home, Tonya was awake
and Drew had glue on his face.
455
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,586
Girl, would you stop all that
hopping up and help me
456
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,288
put these bags in the window?
457
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,356
Do you think Daddy's gonna
make it home before midnight?
458
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,624
I hope so.
459
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,760
* You found out
460
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,063
TONYA:
* I've got a crush on you...
461
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,665
While Tonya's heart
was beating a mile a minute,
462
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,302
my dad was driving
at the same rate of speed.
463
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,538
MAN :
That was "I've Got a Crush
on You" by The Jets,"
464
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,140
helping to bring in
the new year,
465
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,276
Get outta the way!
466
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,415
I never really
believed in things
467
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,383
like New Year's resolutions,
468
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,252
but for the first time
in my life,
469
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:35,322
I remember thinking
that dreams can come true.
470
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:39,126
:
Once again, it's New Year's Eve
in Times Square.
471
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,328
Happy New Year from all of us.
472
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,363
CROWD:
Ten!
473
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,433
Nine!
474
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,667
Eight!
475
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,137
Seven!
476
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,206
Six!
477
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,607
Five!
478
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,778
Four!
479
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,348
Three!
480
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,217
Two!
481
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,186
One!
482
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:10,490
Happy New Year!
483
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,159
(fusillade of gunfire,
glass shattering)
484
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,366
Happy New Year, baby!
485
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,401
Happy New Year!
486
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:26,473
* Should old acquaintance
be forgot *
487
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,775
* And never brought to mind...
488
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,643
Kissing Tasha on New Year's Eve
was amazing.
489
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:31,844
My only fear was that
490
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,481
I was gonna turn
into a pumpkin at midnight.
491
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,850
* In days of auld lang syne
492
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:41,821
* For auld lang syne, my dear
493
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,725
* For auld lang syne
494
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:49,429
* We'll take a cup
of kindness yet *
495
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:53,266
* For the sake
of auld lang syne. *
496
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,340
Chris. So, how did it go?
497
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,309
Great. It was the best
night of my life.
498
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,544
Did you have
any problems?
No.
499
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,379
Did anybody get arrested?
No.
500
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,215
Detained?
No.
501
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:09,949
Searched?
No.
502
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,384
Questioned?
503
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,852
No. It was perfect.
504
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,754
Damn. I forgot the
first guy in the house
505
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,289
supposed to have
money in his pocket.
506
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,558
No, no, no, no, baby,
I already took care of that.
507
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,328
I made sure you were in
the house before midnight,
508
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,962
and before Chris left,
I gave him $20
509
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,897
to ensure that we would
have luck and good fortune
510
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,098
for the rest of the year.
511
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,435
Just in case the black-eyed
peas don't work.
512
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,638
So now, if you will kindly
give me my $20 back
513
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,707
so we can get
this year started.
514
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,314
Boy, don't play with me.
Give me my money.
515
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,251
Hey, y'all.
Sorry to bother you.
516
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,218
I let myself in.
517
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,986
Peaches needed me to
come through the door
518
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,821
with some money in my
pocket since I was gonna
519
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,423
be the first man
through the door
520
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,326
after midnight,
so I pickpocketed Chris.
521
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,662
Anyway, I just wanted
522
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,597
to give you back...
your wallet.
523
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,500
Happy New Year!
524
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,276
He was supposed to have
that money in his pocket.
525
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,644
And now we're gonna
have bad luck
526
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,945
for the rest of the year.
527
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,816
Great.
528
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,319
Happy New Year!
529
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,622
* Everybody hates Chris.
530
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:26,726
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