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CHRIS ROCK:
I always felt like
an outsider at Corleone,
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but I never felt more
like an outsider
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than when it was time
for the ninth grade dance.
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So, you going to the dance?
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You're joking, right?
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No, seriously. I think
it's going to be cool.
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For who?
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When it came to dances,
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there were two kinds:
the white kind...
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...and the black kind.
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Why would I go to
that dance anyway?
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It's just a bunch
of people who hate me,
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hating me in a room
while dancing.
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We could film it and call it
Dancing with the Bigots.
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Well, I'm going.
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Yeah, right.
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With who?
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What are you looking at?
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Not her!
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Look. There's only
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so many athletes. They
can't get all the girls.
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Try telling that to the Knicks.
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Dude, come on. I mean,
when you look back
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on your last year
in junior high school,
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what are you gonna tell people?
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"I got my ass kicked
at the ninth grade dance."
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Look, man, I want to go, but if
you haven't noticed, I'm black.
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Who's gonna want
to go with me?
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Maybe Bubbles the chimp
has a sister.
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Unfortunately, she said no.
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* Ah, make it funky now.
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CHRIS ROCK:
I thought I had made
my mind up about the dance,
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but at home,
it was a split decision.
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So, you don't want
to go to your dance?
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JULIUS:
I don't blame him
for not going.
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He's the only black kid
in an all-white school.
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Believe me:
I know what that's like.
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You went
to an all
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I went to an all-white world.
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Everything's
all white:
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schools, the grocery stores,
the laundromats.
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The NBA.
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So, did you go
to your school dance?
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Yeah, I took this girl.
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What was her name again?
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Her name was "I haven't spoken
to her in 25 years."
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Well, how was the dance?
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It wasn't good.
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I hated the music.
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The food was strange.
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And, oh, yeah,
I was the only black guy.
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Well, you know, it all
worked out in the end.
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I mean, if you would have had
a good time
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with whatever her name is,
you might not have met me.
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You had a good time at your
dance, and you still met me.
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Sure did.
How come I couldn't
have a good time?
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I'm not saying that
you couldn't have a good time.
You just said...
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I did not. I'm just
saying it's funny
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how you don't remember her name
after all these years.
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That's exactly what you're
saying. It's... Nothing funny...
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Everybody remembers the name of
the date they took to the prom.
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Why do I have to remember
her name? It was 25 years ago.
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I was just having
a loving moment.
What does that mean?
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Yes, they are arguing
about a 25-year-old dance
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where they didn't even know
each other.
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MAN:
Hey, think fast.
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DREW:
Hey, Uncle Ryan!
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What's up?
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Ryan?
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Man, why you got
to say it like that?
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You sound like I found you
in witness protection.
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All I want to know is, what
big plans you have this time.
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Why I got to have big plans?
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How come I can't just be coming
through to say hello?
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Because you're not.
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All right, you want to know?
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I'm going to tell you.
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I'm opening a car dealership.
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Oh!
Go, Drew.
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My Uncle Ryan
was Drew's favorite uncle
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because he was a dreamer,
and his dream was
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to open a successful business.
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He had some bad ideas.
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RYAN:
Fried bread crust.
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Fried bread crust?
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Some people like the inside
of the bread.
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This is for people
that like the outside.
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This is for people
who like bypass surgery.
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Mmm!
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How much you need?
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And a couple of good ideas.
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They got 31 flavors
of ice cream.
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I got 31 flavors
of chocolate milk.
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Swiss chocolate,
cinnamon chocolate,
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raspberry chocolate,
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maple chocolate,
peanut butter chocolate.
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You got to get in on this.
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Well, what flavor is this?
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This is milk chocolate.
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Milk chocolate
chocolate milk?
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Official drink of diabetes.
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Man! How much you need?
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Unfortunately,
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the lactose intolerance
epidemic killed that one.
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Oh, man,
a car dealership?
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Man, that is so cool.
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You should sell Ferraris.
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He'll have
to steal them first.
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A car dealership?
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All I see is a vacant lot.
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That's 'cause you got no vision.
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No, that's because
it's a vacant lot.
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Look, you know how people have
their cars repossessed, right?
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Well, you could buy those cars
at an auto auction for, like,
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three, $400,
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then sell them
for four times as much.
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Oh, man. Then we could use the
extra money to buy a new car.
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You know I don't
like loaning money.
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No, don't think of it as a loan.
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You're letting your money
work for you.
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Think of it
as getting your money a job.
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Looks like my dad's getting
a snow job.
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How much you need?
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Mama?
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Yes, baby?
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Can I take ballet?
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Ballet?
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Oh, baby.
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Oh. I've been waiting
for this day.
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My mother always wished
she had more talent.
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She dreamt of being in a band.
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* Do your dance,
do your dance *
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* Do your dance, quick
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* Mama, come on, baby
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* Tell me what's the word
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* Word up
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* Everybody say
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* When you hear they call you
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* You've got
to get it underway... *
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And since she couldn't do it,
Tonya was the next best thing.
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Oh, oh, hey,
let's see, let's see.
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Oh, we got to get you
some slippers and some tights
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and leotards, and you got
to have leg warmers
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and-and wristbands, and we got
to get you some lessons.
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And a stretching bar
and a wall full of mirrors...
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A Russian partner
and a platinum card.
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Deciding to go
to the dance was easy.
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Getting somebody
to go with me was a lot harder.
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Hey, Doc,
can I ask you a question?
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You just did.
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I'm just playing
with you, Chris.
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Now, what it is?
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I have to ask a girl
out to the dance.
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I was wondering
if you could give me some tips.
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Asking is easy.
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Not getting turned down--
that's the hard part.
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How do you not get turned down?
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The girl has to say yes.
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What makes them say yes?
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You never know.
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Yes, you do:
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money, fame, cars, jobs
and diamonds.
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But look, look, you got
to take your chances.
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If she says no,
ask somebody else.
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That's how I ended up
with my first wife.
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That's how
he ended up divorced.
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I decided to take Doc's advice
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and ask every girl
in the neighborhood.
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Sorry. I'm going
to Robert's school dance.
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Look, I kissed you.
It was a game.
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It's over.
Now leave me alone.
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Are you crazy?
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I'm not going
to Brooklyn Beach to no dance.
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It's all white people
over there!
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Dance?
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With you? Please.
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Quieres que corte?
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Mejore hechas
te paratras!
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Better move
to a bigger neighborhood.
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Meanwhile, Greg made
one small step for nerds,
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one giant step for nerd-kind.
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I got a date
to the dance.
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With who?
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Jennifer.
Doesn't she hate you?
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Well, she does,
but she also needs a math tutor.
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I told her I'd get her a B,
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and she agreed to walk in
with me and dance with me twice.
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In Greg's world,
that was second base.
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Wow. I asked just
about every girl
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in my neighborhood,
and they all said no.
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Well, why don't you just
ask somebody here?
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In all our time as friends,
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this is the closest I ever came
to punching Greg in the face.
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How am I gonna get a girl
from this school to go with me?
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Just ask somebody.
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I did. I asked Lisa,
Sydney, Darlene,
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and they all said no.
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I even asked Ms. Morello.
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Chris, I'm
flattered, but no.
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Where's Mary Kay Letourneau
when you need her?
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Would you ask her?
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Oh, excuse me?
Buzz off,
sidekick.
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I'm not the sidekick.
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He's the sidekick.
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Sorry, dude.
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Not to mention, lonely dude.
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CHRIS ROCK:
For me, the dance was over,
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but Greg was getting
the party started.
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Dude, I know who you can ask
to go to the dance with you.
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Who is she?
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Her name's Carrie.
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She's kind of quiet.
She slips under the radar.
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Like Al Qaeda.
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How long has she been
in our class?
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Since we got here.
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I had never paid much attention
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to her,
but when I thought back,
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she was there
when I first got to Corleone.
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Oh, yeah, now
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I remember her.
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How do you know
she's not going?
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Well, Jennifer told me.
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I mean, she wants to go,
just nobody's asked her yet,
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and she really doesn't care
who she goes with.
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No standards, no problem.
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Carrie?
Yeah.
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Hi. I'm Chris.
You're in
Ms. Morello's class.
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Yeah. I never really
noticed you before.
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That happens a lot.
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So, you going to the ninth grade
dance with anybody?
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No. You want to take me?
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So much
for the smooth approach.
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Yeah.
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Good.
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Call me.
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We'll talk about it.
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I wouldn't get a date
that easy again until...
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Actually, I never got a date
that easy again.
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Over at the auto auction,
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my uncle was bidding
to strike it rich.
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This is a very
solid vehicle.
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Only 17,000 miles,
originally sold for $12,000.
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We're going to start
the bidding off at $100.
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I'm looking for $100.
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I got $100.
I'll go for $150.
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$150. $150.
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Thank you very much.
$150. Looking for two.
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$200. $200. $200.
Give me $200.
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And I'm looking
for $250.
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$250. $250. $250.
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Thank you. $250.
Looking for three.
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I got $300. $300.
$300 right there...
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That guy wants
the same car.
254
00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:03,143
Don't worry.
I'll get it.
255
00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,311
$325 right over there.
256
00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:05,813
Thank you, sir.
$325, looking for $350.
257
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:06,880
$350
258
00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,849
$350. Okay, $350.
259
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:09,717
Four hundred!
260
00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,852
Do you mind?
261
00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,253
Sorry.
262
00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,055
$400 right here.
263
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,590
$400. Looking
for $450.
264
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,224
Anybody $450?
265
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,727
$450. Holding up
$400. Going once.
266
00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,128
Holding $400 twice.
267
00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:21,962
Sold!
268
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,133
Hey, you won an auction,
not The Price is Right.
269
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,604
Okay, well, this looks
like everything.
270
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,740
Yeah. slippers,
leg warmers, tights,
271
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,043
hair band, leotard,
sweater, tutu,
272
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,646
stretching bar and
mirrors for the wall.
273
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,213
You spent a lot of money.
274
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,915
Baby, when you are up there
275
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,917
in your first performance
of Swan Lake,
276
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,619
oh, it will all be worth it.
277
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:49,790
So I guess that means
Swan Lake pays $92.87.
278
00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,760
So, now all we got to do
is sign you up for class.
279
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,028
And help her develop
an eating disorder.
280
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,063
Put this on.
281
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,965
Oh, cute.
That is cute.
282
00:09:58,065 --> 00:09:59,833
Since I was going to the dance
with Carrie,
283
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,969
I tried to get to know her
a little better.
284
00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:03,070
We did a little walking,
285
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:04,905
a little talking
and a little eating.
286
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:06,774
So, you've been here
the whole time,
287
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,208
and you don't have
any friends?
288
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:08,976
What are you, black?
289
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,211
I don't like
that many people.
290
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,946
I got the exact
opposite problem.
291
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,114
Not too many people like me.
292
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:15,783
While we were talking
about people,
293
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:17,350
people were talking about us.
294
00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,252
:
Why would she go
with him?
295
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,854
He's so dirty.
296
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:24,224
I think he's blackmailing her,
and he's so ignorant.
297
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,193
Anybody would be better
than him.
298
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,697
He's so... sneaky.
299
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,765
That was the nice way
of putting it.
300
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,100
What they really meant was...
301
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,902
:
What is she thinking?
302
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,804
He's so black.
303
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,706
Has she lost her mind?
He's black.
304
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,742
Did somebody hit her in the head
with a baseball bat,
305
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,211
poke her eyes out
and shoot her up with drugs?
306
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,979
Doesn't she know
he's black?
307
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,882
Talk about me going
to the dance with Carrie
308
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,317
spread like wildfire,
309
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:52,385
and the fire looked
something like this.
310
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,858
Well, seems like
it's in pretty good shape,
311
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,226
except for one thing.
312
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,728
This car has been underwater.
313
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:01,995
Underwater?
314
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,132
Yup.
315
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,133
Well, can you fix it?
316
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,401
Yeah, but it's gonna cost you
about $900.
317
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,071
DREW:
What
We could take
318
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,205
the parts out and sell them
319
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,007
and get more
than we bought it for.
320
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,342
Did anybody ask you?
321
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,749
I thought getting a date
to the dance would be
322
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:25,152
the hard part, but having
a date made things even worse.
323
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,291
Dude, I've heard what
people have been saying.
324
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,425
This is ridiculous.
325
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,761
They're treating you like...
326
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:35,295
Like I'm going out
with a white girl?
327
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,931
Hey, Pete, Linc.
328
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,967
Where's Julie?
Funny.
329
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,101
I know.
330
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,269
Me and some of the kids
331
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,470
chipped in and got
you something?
332
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,272
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
333
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,441
Better than Mandingo.
334
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,211
The kids at school
didn't want me to go
335
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,280
to the dance with Carrie,
but I knew everyone
336
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,948
at the barbershop
would support me.
337
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,017
No, no! No!
You're going to the dance
338
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,718
with a white girl?
RISKY:
Now, what's the big deal?
339
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,353
He's going to the school dance,
340
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,022
and it's with somebody
from the school.
341
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,223
Thank you.
342
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,958
Hey, Monk,
you ever dated a white girl?
343
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,194
Nope. But I took a Vietnamese
girl to my prom.
344
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,996
Vietnamese?
North or South?
345
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,331
South.
ALL:
Ooh.
346
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,500
Well, anyhow,
she spent the whole night
347
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,802
hiding under the deejay booth.
348
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,003
She was hiding from him.
349
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:19,006
Well, I don't know
a lot about white women,
350
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,507
but I know two things:
351
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,443
when you perm their hair,
it gets curly, not straight;
352
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,345
and when you invite one
to your after party,
353
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,947
somebody's going to jail.
354
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,381
And it ain't the white girl.
355
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,083
Man, my uncle used
to always tell me,
356
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,885
"If you see me
with a white girl,
357
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,821
I'm holding her for the police."
358
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,823
Nicole Richie
said the same thing.
359
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,364
Hey, Carrie, can I talk
to you for a minute?
Sure.
360
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,834
I've been thinking
about this dance.
361
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:47,734
Me, too.
362
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,369
I don't even know
what I'm gonna wear.
363
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,104
What about you?
What are you wearing?
364
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,774
Nothing. 'Cause I'm not going.
365
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,877
When we come back,
366
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,979
I'm gonna make matters worse
by hitting her
367
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,181
with a bucket of blood.
368
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,388
Oh, baby, I forgot
to tell you,
369
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,190
Tonya's taking
ballet lessons.
370
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,459
Ballet
371
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,461
Too, too much.
372
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,130
You're supposed to say,
"Oh, baby, that's great!
373
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,131
Good luck!"
374
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,233
Oh, baby, that's great.
375
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,969
Good luck. How much?
376
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,803
Not much, I just had to buy her
377
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,272
an outfit
and a few other things.
378
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,274
Well, what happened
with you and Ryan?
379
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,342
Nothing.
380
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,544
Hey, Ma, did Dad tell you
about the car that we bought
381
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,880
that was dragged
out of the river?
382
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,282
What?
383
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,087
Note to self:
when doing wrong,
384
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:42,422
leave Drew at home.
385
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,823
So you bought a car?
386
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,393
It's a long story.
No, it's not.
387
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:50,163
All you had to do was say,
"Baby, I bought a car."
388
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,265
Hey, man.
389
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:53,833
Did you find a girl
to take to the dance?
390
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,369
Yep.
Oh, that's great.
391
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,570
Did you find an outfit to wear?
392
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,039
Do you have something
in a white
393
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,473
I'm not going.
394
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,875
Why not?
395
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,843
'Cause...
396
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,845
no one wants to see me go
with a white girl.
397
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,415
Not even blind people.
398
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,952
Aren't you gonna say something?
399
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,021
I guess, "Whew! That was
a close one"
400
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,322
would be the wrong thing.
401
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,458
Turns out I wasn't
the only one having
402
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,327
second thoughts about dancing.
403
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,430
Aren't you excited?
404
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,933
I guess.
405
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,334
Kind of nervous.
406
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:30,070
Baby, this is what
we've been dreaming of.
407
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,905
Don't be nervous.
408
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,907
See, once you learn the moves,
409
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,175
then you're gonna
have a recital,
410
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,243
and then you're gonna be
411
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:37,677
recruited by
the Dance Theater of Harlem
412
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,212
or the New York City Ballet.
413
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,880
And then you're gonna
move to Russia
414
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,615
and change your name
to Svetlana.
415
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,553
Ma, I don't want
to move to Russia.
416
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,055
Can we go home?
417
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,991
Oh, okay, I guess.
418
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,559
I'll just tell your dad
419
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,094
that we spent all
his hard-earned money
420
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,495
for nothing.
421
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,597
She pulled the same trick
when Tonya
422
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,099
didn't want to finish college.
423
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,500
Hey! How're you doing?
424
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,901
Hello, ladies!
425
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:03,503
I don't know what you're going
to do about this,
426
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:04,637
but I need that money back.
427
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,239
Oh, I'm already
ahead of you.
428
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:07,941
What, you put $400 in my wallet?
429
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,410
Don't worry, bro.
I got you.
430
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,611
Where'd you get that?
431
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:12,946
Sold the car to a dolphin.
432
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,248
From my new business,
Ryan's Auto Parts.
433
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,050
Drew was right.
434
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,651
The car had water damage,
435
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,387
but the parts were
in pretty good shape.
436
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,322
So I scrapped it
and made 1,100 bucks.
437
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,991
$1,100?
Here, Drew.
438
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,159
50 bucks? Ah, cool!
439
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,660
Hey, I'm going to head
down to the auction
440
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,562
and see if I can find
another one. You in?
441
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,663
You insane?
442
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,232
You know, I think
I'm gonna give my money
443
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,400
a few days off work.
444
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,367
I'm in.
445
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:35,935
Drew's money took my father's
446
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,271
money's job and made $150.
447
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,276
So that's it?
448
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,978
You cancel on me?
449
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,113
You quit talking to me
450
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:47,547
and I'm just supposed
to be fine with that?
451
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:48,648
Look, I'm sorry.
452
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,450
People were saying
bad stuff about us.
453
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:51,684
I didn't want to put you
through that.
454
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,253
So I'm not going
to the dance
455
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,456
because you can't take
a little name
456
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,191
What happened
to "Bed"
457
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,160
What's the worst
they can call you?
458
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,595
Stymie, Buckwheat, Rochester,
459
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,497
Grady, Rollo,
460
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,699
Junior Mint, Bosco,
461
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,568
Chim Chim, Shoe Sole,
462
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:13,006
Lakeside, Skillet,
Count Chocula, Mudpie...?
463
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,375
You done?
464
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,446
Look, I was just trying
to look out for you.
465
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,713
If you were looking out for me,
466
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,515
we'd still be going
to the dance.
467
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,152
You don't mind going
with a black guy?
468
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,420
You're black?!
469
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,688
Why didn't anyone tell me?
470
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,090
What was I thinking?
471
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,692
If you really didn't
want to go with me,
472
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,594
all you had to do was say so.
473
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,996
I don't even see why you asked.
474
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,498
It's not so bad.
475
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,000
A black girl would've
burned my house down.
476
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,137
*
477
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,148
Okay, ladies, that's
good for today.
478
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,084
And Tonya, great job.
479
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,618
You'll make a
wonderful ballerina.
480
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,752
Thank you.
481
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,488
See, honey?
482
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,690
I told you you would be great.
483
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,758
Yeah, but you also
threatened to slap
484
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,228
the arch out of my foot
if I wasted Daddy's money.
485
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,429
:
Don't say that too loud.
486
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,032
The night of the dance,
I was all funked up.
487
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,704
So you're sure you don't
want to go to that dance, huh?
488
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,540
Yeah, that was a bad idea
from the start.
489
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:24,111
And when I say "start,"
I mean coming here from Africa.
490
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,412
Let me ask you something.
491
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,680
You still want to go?
492
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,516
Yeah, kind of.
493
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,817
Then you should go.
494
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,386
You can't let anybody stop you
from doing what you want to do.
495
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,521
Yes, I can.
496
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,123
But I thought you
didn't want me to go.
497
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,191
Well, those were for my reasons.
498
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,359
You need your own.
499
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,593
And right now,
you don't have one.
500
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,696
Well, I kind of wanted
to go with a date.
501
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,398
You can go on a date anytime.
502
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,800
Where's a laugh track
when you need it?
503
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,737
But this is your
ninth grade dance.
504
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,805
It's still the dance,
whether you have a date
505
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,741
or not.
506
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:57,144
You went to see
Rocky III by yourself.
507
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,679
It was still Rocky III.
508
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,283
Dad?
509
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,684
Thanks.
510
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,119
For what?
511
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,354
For not going on for two hours
about how
512
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,756
things are still the same even
if you do it by yourself.
513
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,162
He came back two hours later
and did it anyway.
514
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,301
Going to the ninth grade dance
by myself,
515
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,702
I found out a couple of things.
516
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,272
One, nobody expected
to see me there,
517
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,174
and two, I didn't care.
518
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,308
Hey, Beat Street.
519
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,143
Got nobody to
Electric Boogaloo with?
520
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,278
No, I'm here by myself.
521
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:32,845
I guess that makes
two losers here tonight.
522
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,814
Two?
Yeah.
523
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,583
You and Teena Marie over there.
524
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,856
Hey, man, you remember
Jennifer, right?
525
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,891
Hey, Jennifer.
526
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,159
I didn't say you could
527
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,227
introduce me to people.
528
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,462
The deal is we dance,
529
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,731
I stand next to you,
you help me with my grade.
530
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,501
You want to add things,
we have to talk about it.
531
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,403
I'm just saying "hi"
to a friend.
532
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,872
No, I saying "hi"
to your friend.
533
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,741
Let's dance.
534
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,611
I don't want this to last
any longer than it has to.
535
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,380
I gotta go.
536
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,383
After getting talked about,
put down,
537
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,385
and hated like
it was my first day at school,
538
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,354
I figured I might
as well get something
539
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,722
out of going to that dance.
540
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,790
What are you doing here?
541
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,393
I wanted to come
to the dance, so I came.
542
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,829
Yeah. Me, too.
543
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,398
I'm sorry for canceling on you.
544
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,401
Yeah, well... you did
what you had to do.
545
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,240
So, you want to dance?
546
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,308
Why would I want
to dance with you?
547
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:39,246
'Cause it looks like
it's either me or nobody else.
548
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,313
Yes.
549
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,514
"Yes," what?
550
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,350
I want to dance.
551
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,353
You look nice.
552
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,687
Shut up.
I'm still mad at you.
553
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:48,921
Later that night, four guys
554
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,258
still beat the crap out of me
in the bathroom,
555
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,526
but if I hadn't gone
to my ninth grade dance,
556
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,395
that never would have happened.
557
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,874
Hey, Carrie, I'm going to lunch.
You want to come?
558
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,777
No. I wanted to go to the dance.
559
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,979
We went. I'm done.
560
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,947
You need a friend,
talk to somebody else.
561
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,287
Quit staring at me, bug eyes.
562
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,456
* Everybody hates Chris.
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