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* Attack me with your love...
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CHRIS ROCK:
When I was 15 going on 16,
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the one thing I wanted most
was a kiss from a girl,
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and I didn't care who it was
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as long as she wasn't
in my family.
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At the time, I thought
I would only get a kiss
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one of a few ways.
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There was
"catch a girl, kiss a girl."
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She ran faster than Flo Jo.
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There was "kiss a girl
and run like hell."
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Huh!
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* The third one is irrelevant
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* 'Cause there's no time
or place *
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And there was spin the bottle.
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* Attack me
with your love, baby *
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Ooh!
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* Attack me with your love
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Hey, Chris.
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Hey, Tasha.
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Hey, Drew.
Hey.
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* Attack me with your love...
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Hey, man, you
still like Tasha?
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Does Angelina Jolie
like black babies?
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Yeah.
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You know she plays
spin the bottle.
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You're lying.
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For real.
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Everybody's playing.
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And he meant everybody.
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So, if I can get
in the game,
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maybe I can get
a kiss from her.
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Yeah, if you're lucky.
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If I was lucky,
I wouldn't be counting
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on an empty bottle
to get me a kiss.
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* Ah, make it funky now.
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Have you ever been to a
spin the bottle party?
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Hi. I don't believe
we've met before.
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My name is Greg.
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No, I haven't been
to a spin the bottle party.
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I mean, I haven't
been to a party.
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Why would you
even ask me that?
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Because I'm trying
to get into one.
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Hold on. You do
know what they do
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at those parties, right?
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Yeah. People kiss.
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Oh. I must be thinking of a
different kind of game, then.
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Greg wrote about that party
in his book,
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Ow, There's a Bottle in My...
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So, you ever
kiss anybody?
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Hah. Have I?
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Cousins don't count.
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Oh. Then no.
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Are you sure you really want
to play spin the bottle?
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I mean, there's
always a chance
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that you'll end up
kissing somebody
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that's... I don't know.
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Let's just say...
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Ugly!
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I don't think you get it.
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Tasha is at this party.
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There's no guarantee your
spin's gonna land on her.
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Listen, for me
it's a win-win.
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And all I know is,
I'm gonna get a kiss.
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Hey, Mr. Omar.
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Hey.
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Who died?
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Oh. Mr. Abernathy.
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Got decapitated
by a flying hubcap. Tragic.
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Tragic!
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Is that his wife?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mmm.
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See ya.
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Oh, hey, hey! Drew, Drew.
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You got, uh, five dollars
I could borrow?
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I don't loan money.
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Come on.
You know I'm good for it.
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Drew inherited one quality
from my father--
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he was a tightwad, and he saved
every penny he got,
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no matter how he got it.
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Here.
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Oh, thank you, son.
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When are you gonna
pay me back?
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Never!
Tomorrow.
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Cool.
Okay.
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Hey. Uh.. just keep the
change. That's all you.
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All right?
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Oh, hey, Tasha.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. Just need to pick up
some milk for my grandmother.
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Oh. Would you like me to spin
over there and get you a bottle?
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No. Why are you
acting weird?
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Oh, I just heard
that you were at a party
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in the neighborhood
the other night.
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What?
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Yeah, you know, spin the...
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Hi-ya!
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Look, don't you ever,
ever, ever repeat it.
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Okay.
Okay?
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I won't say anything.
Okay.
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I just wanted
to go to the next one.
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Well, it's
not up to me.
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Lisa sets up
the parties.
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Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
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Can you let me go?
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No. Promise you're not
going to tell nobody.
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:
I promise.
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Promise?
I promise.
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Again.
I promise.
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Promise.
I promise.
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One more time.
I promise.
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All right.
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Tasha went on to become the
first female Ultimate Fighter.
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I'm sorry, it's just if
my grandmother finds out,
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she'll kill me.
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Well, then, I just need
to talk to Lisa.
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You can't ask her,
she has to ask you,
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and you can't tell
her I told you.
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It was like getting
into the Mafia.
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All right, well, give me
something to work with.
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How do I get into the game?
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She likes Prince.
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Okay.
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Well, thank you for coming,
Lionel Richie family.
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While I was being choked
by Tasha,
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my mother's past
was being revived.
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Mm.
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"An old flame
will be reignited."
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What does yours say, baby?
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Oh, I don't care.
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They're all silly anyway.
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No, no, they're real.
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My wife writes the fortunes.
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She can see into the future.
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"Here comes Lance"?
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Lance?
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Rochelle?
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Is that you?
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Oh, my God.
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Lance, what are you doing
around here?
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I just bought another Laundromat
in the neighborhood.
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You know Sire Suds?
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That's you?
That's me.
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Washing machines
fit for a a queen.
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Oh, well, Lance,
this is my husband, Julius,
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and my daughter, Tonya.
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Hi.
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What a lovely family.
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But I always knew
you had good genes.
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:
Oh, stop it.
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Oh... What about you?
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Are you married?
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No, no, I, uh, let all
the good ones get away.
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Yeah, sorry to hear that.
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Nice to meet you, Larry.
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Lance.
Okay.
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It's great seeing
you again, Rochelle.
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Next time you come down, I'll
give you a few free loads.
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Also, here are some
coupons for, uh,
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a new dry cleaners
I'm opening.
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My father would take a coupon
from bin Laden.
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Thanks, Lurch.
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It's Larry.
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It's Lance.
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Take care.
Good-bye, Rochelle.
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Nice meeting you.
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All right, Lance.
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What?
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After tomorrow came and went,
Drew came and went off.
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Hey, Drew.
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My man.
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Where's my money?
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Oh...
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Man, I'm sorry, I totally
forgot all about that.
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It's okay.
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You can pay me now.
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Okay.
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You know what?
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I left my wallet
at the office.
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The office
in your back pocket?
So...
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can I pay you tomorrow?
Yeah,
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but I'm gonna have
to charge you interest.
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Interest?
15%.
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15%? That's outrageous.
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On the streets it's 17.
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I'm doing you a favor.
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I'll be back.
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Black Terminator.
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While Drew was trying
to settle a debt,
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I was trying to set up a score.
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Hey, Lisa.
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Chris.
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What you been up to?
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Oh, nothing, I've just
been around, you know,
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at home listening
to Prince, but...
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For real?
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I love Prince
and anything to do with him.
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She went
to see The Color Purple
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because she assumed
it was about Prince.
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Can I show you something?
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What?
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Do you remember at
the end of Purple Rain
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when Prince sprayed
everybody with his guitar?
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Yeah, I'll
never forget it.
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Yeah, well, check this out.
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Oh, my God, is that...?
Yes,
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it's the hose he attached
to the back of his guitar.
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Where did you get that?
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I found it in the street,
dummy.
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I got a friend
who lives in Minneapolis.
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Oh, my God, can I touch it?
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I'm not even touching that.
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Maybe.
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Look, what do you know about
this spin the bottle party?
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Who told you?
Nobody.
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No, somebody.
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Who?
I won't tell you.
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Who?
No.
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Okay, my house,
8:00 tomorrow night.
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Don't tell anybody.
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Thanks.
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Ever since that day,
I've always loved hose.
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Hey, Daddy.
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Hey, baby.
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Listen, I need you to do
something for me, okay?
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Okay.
Your mother's birthday
is coming up.
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Yeah, in three months.
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Right, and I want to throw
a little party for her
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and I was thinking of inviting
her friend Lance, but...
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I don't know...
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You want me to ask Mama
if she likes Lance?
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Yeah.
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Well, Daddy, I don't
think I can do that.
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At least not for free.
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Are you asking me for money?
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Are you asking me
to spy on Mama?
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It's not spying.
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I just want you to ask her
a couple questions.
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Well, how come
you can't ask her?
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Because here's five dollars,
that's how come.
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I'll take care of it.
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Thank you.
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Tonya made more money that
year than my father.
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At school, Greg was putting
his usual spin on things.
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Dude, you're so in there.
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Yeah, and Tasha's coming.
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Don't get
your hopes up.
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The statistical chances of you
actually getting to kiss her
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when there's six other players
at the party are about...
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six to one.
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Better than my usual
348 million to one.
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I'm not worried
about that.
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You shouldn't be worried
about it.
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:
I just don't know if
I'm gonna do it right.
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Lip-ups.
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What?
Lip-ups.
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Richie Cunningham
was afraid
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of the same thing
on Happy Days
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and the Fonz told him
to do lip-ups.
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Put your face on the floor
and push up with your lips.
264
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,053
What
265
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,788
I'm not kissing the floor.
266
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:51,091
This is what happens when you
watch shows about white people.
267
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,862
What are you doing?
268
00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:57,164
Oh, I was just looking
for a quarter I dropped.
269
00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,667
Oh. Well, it looked like
you were doing lip-ups.
270
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,069
You know those don't work.
271
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,004
The hardest part
about practicing kissing
272
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,906
is trying to do it by yourself.
273
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,876
TONYA:
Ugh!
274
00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,678
Boy, what is wrong with you?
275
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,713
Can't a boy kiss himself
in the mirror in peace?
276
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,916
Mr. Omar?
277
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,417
Drew
278
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,819
Where's my money?
279
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,654
You said you were
coming back tomorrow.
280
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:21,722
It is tomorrow.
281
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,691
It's 4:00 in the morning, man.
282
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,025
I want my money.
283
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,394
Drew, I got to get up in
the morning and go to work.
284
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,029
And I got to get up
and go to school,
285
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,799
but I can't concentrate
because I don't have my money.
286
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,702
Okay, okay.
287
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,869
Can you give me another day?
288
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,738
Fine.
289
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,708
But another day is going
to cost you another dollar.
290
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,043
And after tomorrow, that's it.
291
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,778
What's it?
292
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:45,679
Nothing.
293
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,748
I'd just hate to see
something bad happen.
294
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,416
What kind of something?
295
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,685
Something tragic.
296
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,187
Have a nice night.
297
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,924
Drew went on to help found
Death Row Records.
298
00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:59,159
Omar's day had taken a turn
for the worse,
299
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,729
but my night was about to get
a whole lot better.
300
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:02,930
Come in.
301
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,432
I need you to watch Tonya.
302
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,266
What?
303
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,434
I'll be back around 9:00.
304
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,369
Okay, baby, be good.
305
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,738
All right.
306
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,206
In bed by 9:00
and stay out of my room.
307
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,412
What are you looking at?
308
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,850
About five to ten when I
drown you in that cereal bowl.
309
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,319
I need you to do
something for me.
310
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,421
What?
I'm going out,
311
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,757
and I need you to stay here
and keep your mouth shut.
312
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,191
That's five dollar's
worth of need.
313
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:34,027
Fine. Mom will be back
at 9:00, be in bed.
314
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,196
And if I don't get in trouble,
I'll pay you when I get back.
315
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,231
Okay.
316
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,167
Tonya invested
all of her extortion money
317
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,468
and retired at 30.
318
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,238
Playing spin the bottle
was one of the greatest moments
319
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,974
of my teenage life.
320
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,809
It was the best shortcut
to kissing girls,
321
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:52,045
outside of becoming famous.
322
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,848
Ooh, Susan.
323
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:55,916
Mm.
324
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,234
I wish that was me
kissing her.
325
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,038
Please, please, please.
326
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,541
Damn, damn, damn.
327
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:25,045
Instead of spinning the bottle,
328
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,080
I wanted to bust it
over his head.
329
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,851
TASHA:
Chris, your turn.
330
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,853
Finally!
331
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,191
Hey, this ain't
the Logo channel.
332
00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,994
Spin it again, Chris.
333
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,830
I needed the bottle
to point to a girl
334
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:46,033
so I could take my lips
for a spin.
335
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,082
It wasn't Tasha,
but I could pretend.
336
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:08,355
* Yes, I'm saving all my love
for you... *
337
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,423
*
338
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,993
TASHA:
Dag, Chris, that's enough.
339
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,930
You act like it's your first
kiss or something.
340
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,265
Wait till I tell Greg.
341
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,101
If you tell anybody,
I will break your lips.
342
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,871
In that case, wait till I write
Greg a detailed letter.
343
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,077
After my first kiss, the world
seemed like a different place.
344
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,912
A girl's lips had touched mine.
345
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,848
It was great, and nothing
was ever going to change that.
346
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,025
So you're Chris?
347
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,160
Yeah. Who are you?
348
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,428
Nobody.
349
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,498
Just a dude who wanted to know
who my girl was talking about.
350
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,632
What?
351
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,600
It's cool, man.
352
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,602
I just want her
to be happy.
353
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,504
But I still
love her though.
354
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,606
But, you know, if you're
the one she wants,
355
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,975
then, you know,
that-that-that's cool.
356
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,576
That's cool. I'm gonna
just deal with that.
357
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,611
Deal with that?
358
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,246
Man, what are you
talking about?
359
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,414
It's ai'ight, man.
360
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,316
You won. You won.
361
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,618
You know it, I know it,
362
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,320
and Susan knows it.
363
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,155
But check this out.
364
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,190
If you mess up...
365
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,059
I'll be there.
366
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:22,529
Hopefully not with one glove
and a friend in a Bronco.
367
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,033
I'm gonna be there, Chris!
368
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,668
I will be there!
369
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,470
While I had one foot
in the grave,
370
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,473
Tonya was digging up dirt.
371
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,109
Hey, baby.
372
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,277
Hey, Ma.
373
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,146
Can I ask you something?
374
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,914
Sure. What is it?
375
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,150
Did you ever kiss Lance?
376
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,584
Smooth.
377
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,687
That, Tonya, is none
of your business.
378
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,656
Okay, well...
379
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,926
do you love Lance more
than you love Daddy?
380
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,161
Instead of beating
around a bush,
381
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,595
Tonya took a chainsaw to it.
382
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,298
ROCHELLE:
Well, since you're so interested
in knowing what happened,
383
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,101
I guess I'll tell you.
384
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:05,939
I was dating Lance
and then I met your father.
385
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,241
You want to know why
I broke up with Lance?
386
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,077
Why?
387
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,579
Because your father was,
388
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:17,150
is and will always be
the love of my life.
389
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,718
Okay?
390
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,021
Okay.
391
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,689
That okay with you, Julius?
392
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,192
Okay.
393
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,998
Brooklyn was the home
of many modern trends,
394
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,966
stalking was one of them.
395
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,634
So was the sensitive thug.
396
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,303
So was the restraining order.
397
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,171
Years later,
Dwayne would go on to be
398
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,373
the first guy from Brooklyn
to have a prison marriage
399
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:44,377
with a girl he stalked,
stabbed and restrained.
400
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,617
Hey, Chris.
401
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,052
Who is Dwayne and why is
he following me around
402
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,186
and standing outside my house?
403
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:57,457
Oh, he's my boyfriend.
404
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,360
But he wasn't acting right,
so I told him about our kiss.
405
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,729
I thought you said
not to tell anybody.
You didn't, did you?
406
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,197
We're not talking about me.
We're talking about you.
407
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:07,034
And plus, you don't
have somebody following
you around in fatigues?
408
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,168
Hey, calm down, okay?
409
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,336
He ain't gonna do nothing.
410
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,503
How do you know?
411
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:11,671
I'll talk to him.
412
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,340
Isn't that how
all this got started?
413
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,382
Can I ask you a question?
414
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,551
Sure.
415
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,219
That kiss, I mean,
was it good?
416
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:29,422
Was it too much lip,
too sloppy?
417
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,759
It was... fine.
418
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,761
You're a good kisser.
419
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,196
Really?
420
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,764
Yeah.
421
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:47,240
At that moment, I had never
been more happy, or afraid.
422
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:51,144
I had two kisses and a death
threat, and I was cashing out.
423
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,146
Really.
424
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,814
It was nice.
425
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,351
If you tell anybody,
I will break your tongue.
426
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,353
Shouldn't I be saying that?
427
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,323
While I was counting
my blessings,
428
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,725
Mr. Omar had to pay the piper.
429
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,228
I know it's hard
to lose your husband.
430
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:12,031
But remember, he's in
a better place right now.
431
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,667
Drew?!
432
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,269
Where's my money?
433
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,305
Man, we're on our way
to a funeral.
434
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,140
You want to make it two?
435
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,510
You're not going anywhere
until I get my money.
436
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,614
You got five dollars
I could borrow?
437
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,149
Seven.
438
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,183
Seven.
439
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,619
This is coming out
of your bill.
440
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:37,190
Mr. Omar hated paying back
money even if it wasn't his.
441
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,591
Thank you.
442
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,193
And, uh,
sorry about your husband.
443
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,494
At least one of them is.
444
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,300
While Drew collected his money,
445
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,136
Susan called
to collect her man.
446
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,814
Hey, Chris.
447
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,015
Hey.
448
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,218
Could you come down for a
second, I want to talk to you.
449
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,319
Sure.
The funny thing about girls is
450
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,122
even when they say
they don't care what you do,
451
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:12,492
they still care
who you're doing it with.
452
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,262
I heard about
you and Susan.
453
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,163
Heard what?
454
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,198
You know.
Everybody knows.
455
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,166
She broke up with Dwayne
for you.
456
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,333
Who told you that?
457
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,501
Dwayne.
458
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,902
Well, it's not true.
459
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,504
Oh.
460
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,140
I was going to say,
after one kiss, dang.
461
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,142
I had no idea
what all that meant,
462
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,377
but I took it as a compliment.
463
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,545
So do you like her?
464
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,747
I mean, she's all right.
465
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,383
She a good kisser?
466
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,684
Better than my pillow.
467
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,885
It was cool.
468
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,487
You think she's better than me?
469
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,921
Kissing?
470
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,423
No. Tetherball, stupid.
471
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,791
I don't know.
472
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,859
When you kissed Robert,
you looked pretty good.
473
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:47,927
I did?
474
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,196
Yeah.
475
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,731
Is your mom home?
476
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,833
Uh, no, why?
477
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,935
Can we go upstairs for a second?
478
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,069
What for?
479
00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:00,207
Hey, idiot, can't you see
what's happening here?
480
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,774
I want to show you something.
481
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,243
Okay, cool.
Thank you.
482
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,577
Hi, Tasha.
483
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:05,912
Hi, Chris.
Dang it.
484
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,747
Hey, Mom.
Hi.
485
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,416
Baby, when you're done here,
I want you to come help me
486
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,783
with dinner, okay?
Okay.
487
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,186
All right. Tasha, tell your
grandmother I say hello.
488
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,355
Come on.
489
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,757
Oh, I forgot I have
to wash the dishes.
490
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,959
Oh, okay, well,
what were you going to show me?
491
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,228
Nothing.
492
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,930
I'll just see you later.
493
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,266
I never did find out what Tasha
was going to show me,
494
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:30,903
but after my first kiss,
I saw a whole new side of her.
495
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,675
Yes, may I help you?
496
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,310
Hi, are you Chris's mother?
497
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,678
Yes.
498
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,912
Why
499
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,781
He was at a party with
my daughter, Susan,
500
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,283
last Wednesday night.
501
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,384
Oh, no, no, no,
I don't think so.
502
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,419
Chris was here at home
watching my daughter for me
503
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,487
on Wednesday night.
504
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,458
Okay, well, somebody named Chris
was at that party
505
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,460
and she said that he lived here.
506
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:57,230
Look, I'm just trying to inform
everybody who was at the party
507
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,599
that Susan was contagious
and she has the mumps.
508
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,302
Well, I don't know
what you're talking about
509
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,437
because Chris doesn't have
the mumps.
510
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,339
One minute.
511
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,308
Chris!
512
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,918
Maybe the mumps will cushion
my butt-whupping.
513
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,954
* Everybody hates Chris.
514
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,992
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