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CHRIS ROCK:
As a kid, I wasn't
superstitious,
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but everybody in my family was.
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If my mother spilled salt,
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she would always
throw some over her shoulder
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for good luck.
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No!
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That's nine cents' worth
of salt.
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Drew wouldn't walk under
a ladder, no matter what.
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Sonny! Help me!
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I've fallen and I can't get up!
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You want me to help you,
you're going to have to crawl
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from underneath
this ladder first.
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And Tonya believed that,
if she stepped on a crack,
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she'd break my mother's back.
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No!
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Oh! Oh!
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I wasn't superstitious,
but I did believe in bad luck.
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Mom, I need some socks.
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Julius, give Chris a pair
of your socks, please.
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* You must be my lucky star
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* 'Cause you make the darkness
seem so far *
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These the only pair
of socks you got?
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Yeah.
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Besides,
those are my lucky socks.
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I was wearing
those socks
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the night
I met your mother.
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Girl, he's cute,
but look at those socks!
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I didn't think
my father's lucky socks
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would make a difference.
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Hey, lil' dude
from across the street!
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I just hit the numbers.
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Want to hold a dollar?
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Yeah. Thanks.
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That's all you.
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They not only
made a difference,
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they made a dollar.
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* Ohh... make it funky now!
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I believed in good luck.
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I just never believed
it could happen to me.
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Man, I'm sorry.
I forgot my bus pass.
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It's all right, man. I know you.
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For real? Thanks.
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On the second bus,
I got even luckier.
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Hi. I'm Darlene.
What's your name?
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I'm Chris.
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That's one of my
favorite names.
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That's not even
my favorite name.
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I was even getting lucky
at school.
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Take that,
Mr. Miyagi!
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Oh. Hey, Chris.
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Want to smack this kid?
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No, I'm okay.
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This kid needs a pair
of lucky socks and a gun.
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Things were going so good,
I almost felt white.
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Chris, I bought you something.
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It's a copy
of Roots 4: Kunta's Revenge.
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It's not even out yet.
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Thanks.
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Roots 4 was good,
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but my favorite was Roots 6:
Hitler Strikes Back.
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Even though we were poor,
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it didn't stop us
from asking for stuff.
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Mama, can I have pink carpet
in my bedroom?
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Pink carpet?
What you need pink carpet for?
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Well, because Billy Ocean
has pink carpet in his bedroom.
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Along with a baby giraffe,
a disco ball and three midgets.
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Well, as soon
as you get a hit record,
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you can have
any color carpet you want.
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But, just because
we asked for stuff,
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it didn't mean we'd get it.
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:
* Candy girl,
you are my world... *
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Holy Ralph Tresvant!
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* You're so sweet...
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Hey, man,
what you doing?
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Just getting ready
for the school talent show.
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Oh, I'm going to need a suit.
You gonna make some money
in that talent show?
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What you need
a new suit for?
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So I can pop my collar up
while I'm performing.
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You know how much
a new suit costs?
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I'm not going to
spend money on a suit
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just so you can
break the collar.
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You want to
pop something,
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pop open a pen,
and fill out a
job application.
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Then you can buy all
the suits you want.
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Some guys have all the luck,
and today that guy was me.
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Chris, how was
your day, baby?
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It was strange.
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It was, like, one
of the greatest days of my life.
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Why
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Nothing.
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Nobody beat you up?
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Nope.
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Nobody rapped you?
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Nope.
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Well, how was school?
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It was good. I got a "B"
on my math quiz.
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Oh...
Starting to think these
socks really are lucky.
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Okay, well,
Mr. Lucky Socks,
go wash your hands.
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Dinner's ready.
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What are we having?
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My favorite meal was meat loaf,
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mashed potatoes
and peach cobbler.
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Meat loaf,
mashed potatoes
and peach cobbler.
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What's wrong with you?
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I asked Mama for pink carpet,
and she said no.
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Why did you ask her?
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You know Dad's the one
that spoils you.
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You think
he'd give me pink carpet?
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Yeah. He never says no to you.
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But I asked him for a suit,
and he said no.
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You asked
him already?
Yeah.
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You should have asked Mama.
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You know she don't
like looking raggedy.
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That was the moment
Drew discovered
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the oldest parent trick
in the book.
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When one parent says no,
just ask the other one.
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You know what? I got an idea.
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The next day,
my socks were still holding up,
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and so was my luck.
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Look, there's no such
thing as lucky socks.
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That's like believing
in four-leaf clovers,
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shooting stars
or Michael Landon.
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Well, how do
you explain all
this lucky stuff
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that's been
happening to me?
It's probability.
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It's just the number of times
an event can happen
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divided by the total number
of possible outcomes.
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Hi, Chris.
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If they were miracle socks,
I would have had a shot,
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but they were
only lucky socks,
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so I just got a smile.
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I don't care what you
say-- the socks work.
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If O.J. Simpson
had been wearing these socks,
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he'd be covering
football games now.
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Okay, don't forget to study
for your history test on Monday.
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It'll be on people in history
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who have achieved their goals
against all odds.
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So, you want to study
after school?
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I don't need to study.
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I got my lucky socks.
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Drew's plan was simple:
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Act like this
was the first time
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they had asked
for what they wanted.
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Like the no's never happened.
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Hey, Daddy.
Hey.
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Can I get pink
carpet for my room?
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What do you need carpet for?
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Because Billy Ocean
has pink carpet,
and you know how much
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I love Billy Ocean.
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I'll tell you what.
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We'll go look for some
pink carpet tomorrow.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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One down, one to go.
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Hey, Mom, can I get
a new suit for the
school talent show?
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Not unless your talent
is wearing a suit.
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But I'm performing "Candy
Girl", by New Edition,
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and the whole school
is going to be there.
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Drew could do a lot of things,
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but my mother knew
singing wasn't one of them.
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Oh, well, that..
That... that's nice, baby.
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So can I get a new suit?
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I don't want
to look raggedy.
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Raggedy? Oh, my baby
is not going to look raggedy.
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When I finish this,
we'll go shopping.
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Okay. Thanks, Mom.
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You're welcome, baby.
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:
Singing...
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That night,
even my dreams were lucky.
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Whoa! Calm down! Calm down.
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You scared the heck out of me.
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Listen,
I'm just looking for the woods.
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Wait.
You're not going to kill me?
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Why would I do that?
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Okay, you go downstairs,
make a left.
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Go down the corner,
make another left,
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and there should be a park
about a mile away.
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Thanks. Hey, by the way,
you know the date?
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Thursday the 12th.
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Thanks.
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Later, I had one of those
dreams where I was falling
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and Jennifer Beals caught me.
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Where are my lucky socks?
Who took my lucky socks?
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Wasn't me.
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Those socks were stinking
up this whole room.
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I got them
things out of here.
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You're lucky you
didn't die from the smell.
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Ugh!
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Hey, that was lucky funk!
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After my mother got rid of
my socks,
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I imagined whoever was
wearing them
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was having a lot
better luck than me.
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* Let the good times roll
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* Let the good times roll
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We are all out of soup.
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Ohh...
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You got any whiskey?
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This is your lucky day.
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Sure glad y'all ran out of food.
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My husband just died
of a heart attack!
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Tragic!
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Well, since he's dead,
want to go out to dinner?
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I could eat.
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* Let the good times roll
Without my lucky socks,
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I probably should have studied
for that test.
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But that seemed a lot harder
than finding more luck.
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How much for just the foot?
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* Let the good times roll...
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What the hell makes you think
I'm a leprechaun?
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Let me go! No!
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:
Oh, Louise! I'm sorry!
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Hey, man, can I have one of
these horseshoes?
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Tonya and Drew thought
they had pulled it off.
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Then the "it" hit the fan.
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Tonya, why are you
moving furniture?
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Because Daddy's giving me
pink carpet.
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Julius!
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*
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Drew.
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Where'd you get
that suit?
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The Peach Suit Warehouse.
Mama bought it for me.
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That's $63.72 worth of suit.
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Rochelle!
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I told Tonya she couldn't
have pink carpet.
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Why would you say yes
when I said no?
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I didn't know
she asked you first.
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But what I want to know is, why
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you spent money
on a suit for Drew
after I told him no?
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Well, if you had asked me, I
would have told you it was okay.
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Wait a minute.
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So when you say
something's okay,
it's okay,
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but when I say something's
okay, it's not?!
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Sure.
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What kind of sense
does that make?
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It makes
perfect sense.
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And besides, I am not going
to have my baby on stage
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looking like
he can't sing.
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Well, I'm not going to have
my baby walking around
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acting like she can't have
pink carpet on the floor.
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ROCHELLE:
You know what? Fine.
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Fine.
Fine.
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Ain't nobody
worried about you.
Ain't worried about you either.
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Drew's plan was still working.
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My parents were so busy
fighting each other
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they forgot Tonya and Drew
should be the ones in trouble.
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It's too bad they didn't
hear the rest
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of that conversation.
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Wait, wait, wait a minute,
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Julius.
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I think we just been had.
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What are you talking about?
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Your kids just played us
against each other.
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Ain't this about a...
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Before you get mad,
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00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,297
let's think about
this for a minute.
255
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,466
So whenever they ask
us for something,
256
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:41,068
let's come up
with a system.
257
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,335
What kind of system?
258
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,904
This was their system.
259
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,206
Daddy, can I have a popsicle?
260
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,340
Go ask your mother.
261
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,143
Hey, Dad, can I have a dollar?
262
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,012
Go ask your mother.
263
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,215
Dad, can I go to the hospital?
264
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,150
Go ask your mother.
265
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,319
Okay?
266
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,287
Okay.
267
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,056
That's my baby.
268
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,858
Without my lucky socks
269
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,794
I knew any chance
of me doing good
270
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,862
on that test was history.
271
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:09,897
Hey, man,
272
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,098
what's the matter?
273
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,767
I lost your lucky socks.
274
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,938
Chris...
275
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,908
those socks aren't lucky.
276
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,243
If they were lucky,
I'd still have my hair,
277
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,012
I would have hit the number
278
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,280
and I wouldn't still be wearing
a pair of socks
279
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,182
I had when I met your mother.
280
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,919
But I have a lot
of big stuff going on
in school tomorrow.
281
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,887
I need those socks.
282
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:38,291
Chris... you need to make
your own luck in this world.
283
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:42,129
Success comes from opportunity
and preparation.
284
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,864
And being white.
285
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,566
Do you think it was luck
when Rocky beat Mr. T?
286
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,535
Do you think the Ghostbusters
were lucky
287
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:51,338
when they saved New York from
the Stay
288
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,106
Do you think Godzilla was lucky
289
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,042
when he beat Ghidrah
the three
290
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,577
I don't know.
291
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,946
I guess not.
292
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,081
That's right.
293
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:07,120
Chris, the only thing lucky
about those socks
294
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,923
is that I couldn't find
the matching pants.
295
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,160
Now go find your own luck.
296
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,962
You don't need
those socks.
297
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,163
Thanks.
298
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,898
You're welcome.
299
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,503
Talking to my father
always made me feel better.
300
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,038
And maybe he was right.
301
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,407
Maybe it wasn't
the socks after all.
302
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,012
Wrong.
303
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,589
Looks kind of crooked.
304
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,226
That's better.
305
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,260
Love it.
306
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,261
That's my girl.
Come here.
307
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:52,132
Look, Tonya, next time
me or your mother say no,
308
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,201
we mean no, got it?
309
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,936
Yes, Daddy.
310
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,204
Good.
311
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,106
Meanwhile, my mother had
another way
312
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,273
of getting her point across.
313
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,609
The next time you ask
me to do something
314
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,877
after your father
told you no,
315
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:07,014
I'm going to pop
the pores off your
face, do you understand me?
316
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,181
Yes, ma'am.
317
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:12,485
As for me, I was still as lucky
as a three-leaf clover.
318
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,922
Hey, man, I forgot
my bus pass again.
319
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,189
Can I just go ahead?
320
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,257
Yeah, you can just go ahead.
321
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,160
You can just go ahead and jog
alongside the bus.
322
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,263
Go on, go on.
323
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,564
Kids.
324
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,534
On the second bus,
my luck got worse.
325
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,236
Hi, Darlene.
326
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,570
Who are you?
327
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,940
I'm... Chris. Remember?
328
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,208
You said you
liked my name.
329
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,043
I really don't care.
330
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,345
Who the hell do you
think you are?
331
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,080
Just because somebody
sits down, doesn't mean
332
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,314
you have to start
talking to them.
333
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,083
Do I look like
I want to talk?
334
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,152
And what the hell kind
of name is Chris anyway?
335
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,320
What you need to do,
is you need to sit down,
336
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,622
shut up and ride the bus
to wherever you got to go.
337
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,292
And back at school...
338
00:14:55,162 --> 00:15:00,133
I hope everyone is prepared
for today's history quiz.
339
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:04,337
And, Chris, I hope you weren't
too busy taking care
340
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,673
of all of your half-brothers
and sisters
341
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,375
to study.
342
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,312
What's wrong?
343
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,647
I didn't study and I lost
my lucky socks.
344
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,149
Dude, you're toast.
345
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,150
No, I'm not.
346
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,719
Toast would get a better grade
on this quiz.
347
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,323
But today we're going to do
something a little differently.
348
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:27,494
Instead of a written exam,
it's going to be an oral exam.
349
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,528
Chris...
350
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,998
you're so very
well-spoken.
351
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,499
Why don't you go first?
352
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,334
Come up here
in front of the class.
353
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,469
I didn't have my lucky socks,
354
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,072
and now I needed a new pair
of lucky underwear.
355
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,141
Well, what did you want me
to talk about?
356
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,410
I want you to talk about
people in history
357
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,712
who have achieved their goals
358
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,480
against all odds.
359
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,550
Do you know what
goals are, Chris?
360
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,185
Yeah.
361
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,686
I had no idea what to say.
362
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,390
Without my lucky socks
and without studying
363
00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,227
I was in big, big trouble.
364
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,330
Um, many people think
that when you succeed
365
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:07,334
against all odds...
it's by luck.
366
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,236
Well, I don't
believe in luck.
367
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,371
At least not anymore.
368
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:17,377
I mean, was... was it lucky...
was it lucky when...
369
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,579
when Rocky beat Mr. T?
370
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,681
No, he prepared for it.
371
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:25,185
He prepared by beating
Apollo Creed.
372
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,386
So now who
373
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,288
pities the fool?
374
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,458
Was it lucky when
Indiana Jones
375
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,793
saved those kids
from the Temple of Doom?
376
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,128
No,
377
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,396
he prepared.
378
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,299
He prepared by saving the world
in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
379
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,568
I mean, if you could save
the whole world,
380
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:45,372
it's not going to be too hard
to save a couple of kids.
381
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:49,309
Was it lucky when King Kong
defeated those planes?
382
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,678
No, 'cause he didn't defeat
the planes.
383
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,681
They shot his behind clear off
the Empire State Building.
384
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,317
Now if King Kong had spent
some time
385
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,685
learning how to fight
some planes
386
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,553
instead of chasing
a little white girl around,
387
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,523
he would be alive
to this very day.
388
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:09,096
Many people believe that you
can succeed against all odds.
389
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,563
I don't believe that.
390
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:14,267
I believe the odds are,
that if you don't prepare,
391
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,835
you won't succeed.
392
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,270
Yes!
393
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,272
Yes! Yes!
394
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,445
It turns out I didn't need
lucky socks.
395
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:29,082
All I needed
was to listen to my father.
396
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,420
The Lord had answered
my prayers,
397
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,522
and my mother was praying
he would answer hers.
398
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,129
TEACHER:
That was lovely,
Christina.
399
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,364
Okay, our next
performer
400
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,299
is someone who is
401
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,468
very popular here
at Dolemite Elementary.
402
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,403
First there was Cher,
403
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:54,407
then there was Madonna, Sting,
and Rockwell...
404
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,643
Ladies and gentlemen,
I bring you Drew!
405
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,146
Oh, that's my boy!
That's my baby!
406
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,447
Yeah!
That's my baby.
407
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,415
JULIUS:
Oh, you look good.
Look at my boy!
408
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,485
Look at the little girls.
409
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,320
(New Edition's
"Candy Girl" plays)
410
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,590
Drew couldn't sing, but he
lip-synched like an angel.
411
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,891
* Candy girl
412
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,660
* All I want to say
413
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:18,331
* When you're with me
you brighten up my day *
414
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,634
Ma, look, he's lip-synching.
415
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,504
I know, isn't it great?
Thank God.
416
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,507
* When I'm with you,
you make me feel so good *
417
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,742
* Through and through
418
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,213
* The way you walk
Go ahead, girl, you can go
up there, too.
419
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,514
* And the way you talk
420
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,249
* You always look so good
421
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,451
That's my baby!
422
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:42,289
Man, this kid
is incredible.
423
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,224
Even before video
424
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,459
Drew learned the secret
to being a good singer
425
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,528
is to not sing at all.
426
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,762
* Candy girl...
427
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:53,733
Goodness. Oh, Drew,
you were great.
428
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,536
You looked great,
you danced great
429
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,605
and your lip-synching--
oh, thank goodness.
430
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,640
I mean, you were really
incredible, baby.
431
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,210
You didn't think I was
going to sing, did you?
432
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,477
Mama, I can't sing.
433
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:05,512
We know.
434
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,846
Hush, Tonya.
435
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,948
Now go on upstairs
and take off that suit.
436
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,850
And hang it up
if it's not too smelly.
437
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,820
Hey, man, how'd it go
without the socks today?
438
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,424
Well, everything is back
to being as bad as usual.
439
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,393
But I did get an "A"
on my history test.
"A"?
440
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,661
That's great.
441
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,529
I'm proud of you.
442
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,564
Well, I did have a
pretty good teacher.
443
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,534
Here, boy, here's
your socks.
444
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,536
I thought you said
you got rid of them.
445
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,538
I just wanted to clean them.
446
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,839
You going
to put them on?
447
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,542
No, I don't think so.
448
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,909
I don't need them anymore.
449
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,177
Here.
450
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:46,553
Well, I guess I could keep them
for just a little while longer.
451
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,288
You know, just in case.
452
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,457
Yeah,
just in case.
453
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,726
Yeah, just in case the circus
comes back in town.
454
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,996
I wasn't prepared to spend
the rest of my life
455
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,499
at the mercy of a pair
of socks.
456
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,933
Any luck
from this point forward,
457
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,569
I would make on my own.
458
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:09,976
Ow.
459
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:14,347
* Everybody hates Chris.
460
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:23,423
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