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EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS #028
"...the Buddy System"
CLOSED CAPTIONED
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CHRIS ROCK:
As class president,
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I thought things
would change for me,
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but I couldn't
have been more wrong.
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When you two are done,
see me in my office.
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Who are you?
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Mr. Edwards.
New principal.
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You were fighting.
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Why?
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'Cause he hates
black people,
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and I'm a
black person.
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That's a lie.
I love Michael Jordan.
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I think Gary Coleman
is hysterical.
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And don't even get me
started about Billy Ocean.
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"Caribbean Queen."
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That's a very good song.
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See?
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Just because you
watch Soul Train
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don't make you
Don Cornelius.
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Mr. Edwards,
he has been picking on me
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since the first day
I came to this school.
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Is that true?
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Yeah.
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All right, Caruso, you can go.
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What?
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What?
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Before coming to Corleone,
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Principal Edwards
was on a self-imposed,
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three-year vow of silence.
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Keep your filthy hands
off of my school lunch program!
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You get the hell out...!
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Which he allegedly began
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two minutes after
cursing like a madman
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and knocking out the teeth
of his former boss.
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Have you ever
considered the possibility
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this is your fault?
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That's what they said
to Rodney King.
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My fault?
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He's threatened by you, Chris.
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Your very presence
makes him doubt
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his ability
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to succeed.
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He always succeeds
in punching me in the face.
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He's using you as
a manifestation of his angst.
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Subsequently, he's trying
to quell his anxiety
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by conquering you,
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thereby conquering his fear.
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By punching me in the face?
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Exactly.
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So you want me
to just let him do it?
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Have you thought about trying
to see things
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from his point
of view?
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So you want me to punch him
in the face?
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No.
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Have you ever
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seen the film
The Defiant Ones?
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The Defiant Ones? No.
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What's that?
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Two men are shackled together
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while trying
to escape from prison--
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one white, one black,
one educated, one...
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They learn they have to depend
on each other or perish.
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That's what I'm going
to do for you.
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You're going to chain us
together and put us in jail?
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Yeah! Figuratively.
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I'm taking some students
on a field trip tomorrow.
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You and Caruso are going
to come along.
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Have your mother sign this.
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To help you
and Caruso
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learn to depend on each other,
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I'm going to employ
the buddy system.
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The buddy system?
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Chris, you and Caruso
are going to be buddies.
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Just like the Crips
and the Bloods.
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* Oh... make it funky now!
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While I was preparing to see
Caruso in a whole new way,
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Tonya was working
on a new look, too.
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Mom...
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can I borrow
your clip-on
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hoop earrings?
No.
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But all my friends
are wearing
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pink shirts
and hoop earrings.
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I'm not your
friends' mother.
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I don't know, Mom.
Earrings may draw away
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attention from her
big, old head.
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You got a big head.
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You're head-mo-knotty,
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got more head than
you got body.
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Your head so big, your
hat got two floors.
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Your head so big, you
got to put on your
shirts feet first.
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Your head so big,
it has a moon.
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Eh, hey-- all right.
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Enough now.
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Tonya, why don't you
wear your flower earrings?
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You're too young
for hoops, that's
women's jewelry.
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And I'm not going
to have people
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looking at my
daughter like that.
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Like what?
Like this.
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You see the earrings
on that girl?
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Everybody else has them.
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Well, if everybody else
got a butt whooping,
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would you want one, too?
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JULIUS:
Hey.
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Where's Chris?
ROCHELLE:
He left early.
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He had to go on
a field trip.
Hey, Dad.
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Check it out.
I got a hundred
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on my spelling test.
All right.
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My man!
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I was thinking...
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Could I get a hockey
jersey since I got
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a hundred on my test?
You're supposed to get
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a hundred, you don't get
a prize for doing well.
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My father never
rewarded good behavior.
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Dad, I cleaned out the tub.
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You're supposed to clean
the tub, it's your dirt ring.
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Hey, Dad. I fixed the heater.
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You're supposed
to fix the heater.
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You're the one
who likes it warm.
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Hey, Dad, I slaughtered a pig.
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You're supposed
to slaughter a pig.
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You're the one that likes bacon.
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Julius, it's just
a hockey jersey.
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Mom, it's not just
a hockey jersey.
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It's Wayne Gretzky.
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He's the best player
in the league.
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Gretzky, huh?
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I'll think about it.
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Okay, time to go to school.
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ROCHELLE:
Tonya?
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Coming.
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Geez, Caruso?
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Why didn't he just
kick you into traffic?
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I don't know.
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But I'm going to give it a shot.
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I mean, it can't get any worse.
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That's what people said
while they were
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boarding the Amistad.
So who's your buddy?
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Hey, Greg, you ready?
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Sure am.
I'll be right there.
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You got a girl?
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Not just a girl, but a
girl who's interested
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in the evolution
of species.
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I am so in there.
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Come on, Bubbles.
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Right now, I'd feel safer
at the Neverland Ranch.
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* Risky. *
Hey, Julius.
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You want some
tap shoes?
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Tap shoes?
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Yeah. I got men's.
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I got women's and
children's, huh?
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You get your whole
family some tap shoes.
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My father always thought
if you wore tap shoes,
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you had to tap dance.
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We're friends of
the deceased.
Oh, right this way.
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You can't make
no money tap dancing.
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What I really need
is a hockey jersey for Drew.
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Wayne Gretzky.
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Hockey? What kind
of kids you raising?
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Do you have one
or not?
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All right, all right.
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Hockey, uh...
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I'm sorry, I-I don't
have anything,
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but if I find something,
I'll let you know.
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All right, brother.
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All right. Okay.
Take care.
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Hockey? Them kids in trouble.
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My father was dealing
with the bad news
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while my mother
was getting great news.
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What?
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The guy I'm seeing
has kidney stones!
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Vanessa, that's good news?
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We got tickets
to see Patti LaBelle.
Uh-huh.
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And he can't go!
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Listening to Patti LaBelle
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could make my mother feel good,
no matter what.
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Come on, pepito.
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I told you, man,
I didn't do it.
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¿Cual es tu último voluntad?
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Can you play "New Attitude"?
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Yes! Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait.
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I gotta figure out
what I'm gonna wear.
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Me, too. Oh, girl,
I'll see you later.
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Wh-wh-wh...
Ooh.
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Wear that blue dress.
I like you in the blue dress.
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Yeah, girl.
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Patti. Patti. Patti.
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* I'm in control,
my worries are few *
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* Know where I'm going,
and I know what to do *
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* Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
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* I've got a...
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Oww. * New attitude.
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EDWARDS:
All right, class, listen up.
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I reiterate: we are
on the buddy system today.
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So, you are responsible
for your buddy.
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No matter what happens,
stay together.
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We have about two hours,
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so you have plenty of time
to see all the exhibits.
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Is he kidding?
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You can come here
every weekend for years
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and still barely
scratch the surface.
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After 20 years,
Greg still hasn't
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made it out
of the bone exhibit.
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Now remember...
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...the only way you're
going to get along
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with Caruso is if
you understand
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why he hates you.
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He needs your help.
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But if I'm helping him,
who's gonna help me?
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You're helping yourself.
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Spoken like a true white man.
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CHRIS:
Come on, man,
we've gotta go
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before the bus
leaves us.
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Listen, Bohannon, relax.
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The bus isn't going
to leave without us.
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The whole class
is waiting on us.
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I thought you people
were used to being late.
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Come on, man,
we've got to go.
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All you've been doing
since we got here is
complaining.
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Well, I haven't
really seen anything.
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All I've seen
is you eating
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in the cafeteria
for over an hour.
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All right, you know what?
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I'm sorry. I'll just
be another minute.
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Really?
Maybe Principal Edwards
was right.
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Caruso might make a change.
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Yeah, just do me
a favor, hold this.
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Now, go wait
by the door.
Okay.
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WOMAN :
Tim, do you need
cashier help or security?
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The buddy system
was failing miserably,
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but the black decoy
system was working great.
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(woman on radio talks
indistinctly)
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Usually Greg would've
noticed if I was gone,
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but if you put a girl
in front of him,
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he didn't see anything else.
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Hurry up, I want
to get on this bus.
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Don't worry, I'm sure
they saved you a
spot in the back.
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Which one's ours?
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I think it's that one.
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I think I should've been
buddies with the bus driver.
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CARUSO:
How come you didn't tell me
the bus was leaving?
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When I said "Let's hurry up
before the bus leaves us,"
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what bus did you think
I was talking about?
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Sorry, I couldn't understand
all your crazy jive talk.
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Okay, we can catch
the next train,
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and we'll be back in no time.
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I spent all my
money on food.
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Okay, fine, I think
I have enough money
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to get two tokens.
So let's go.
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Who put you in charge?
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I'm just trying to get
us back to school.
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Just let me make
the decisions.
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Why should I do that?
254
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:39,006
How many times do
I have to punch you
before you get a clue?
255
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,173
Don't you watch the movies?
256
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,676
Gene Wilder made all the
decisions in Silver Streak.
257
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,111
Richard Pryor
just followed orders.
258
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,847
So... what do
you want to do?
259
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,216
Let's take the next train.
260
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,284
To get back to Brooklyn,
261
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,955
it felt like we went around
the entire city.
262
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,291
We went through Chinatown...
263
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,829
The meatpacking district...
264
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,031
We even went through
theatre district.
265
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,899
The only place
we didn't go through
266
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:06,967
was our school district.
267
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,903
While me and Caruso were lost,
268
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:12,740
Tonya was trying
not to get found out.
269
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,887
Where are you going?
270
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,256
I'm going to see
Patti LaBelle.
271
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,860
How do I look?
272
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,095
You look like one of those
ladies from those old movies.
273
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,329
Who asked you?
274
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,998
Well, I think
you look better
275
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,267
in the brown skirt,
the beige stripped shirt.
276
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,068
Brush your hair back
277
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,936
and put on
your gold hoop earrings.
278
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,371
He's good.
279
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,339
Oh, and can I get some
potato chips before dinner?
280
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,274
Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.
281
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,027
Tonya knew she was
going to be caught.
282
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,996
Just didn't know when.
283
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,363
Did you take my earrings?
284
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,999
What earrings?
285
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,367
Okay, here's how this
works, Tonya.
286
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,470
You can keep lying, or you can
tell me you took my earrings.
287
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,206
You decide.
288
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,208
You promise you won't yell?
289
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,276
I won't yell.
290
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,812
I took you earrings...
291
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,780
and I lost one.
292
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:31,251
:
Didn't I tell you not
to touch my earrings?!
293
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,519
You promised you wouldn't yell.
294
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,154
I've been falling for that one
for years.
295
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,791
Do you know how valuable
those earrings were, Tonya?!
296
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,292
Huh?!
297
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,361
Whenever my mother was ready
to kill one of us,
298
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,964
she'd always count down
from five.
299
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,132
Five...
300
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,967
* Huh!
301
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,035
...four...
302
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,403
...three...
303
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,339
...two...
304
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,374
* Uh!
305
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,143
...one.
306
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,410
That's it.
307
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:01,414
I'm going to let your
father handle this.
308
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,986
After taking a tour
of the city,
309
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,155
I decided it was time
to take charge.
310
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,322
Where are
you going?
311
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,158
I'm going
to call my mother.
312
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,426
I'm making the decisions
around here.
Not for me.
313
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,995
You can do whatever you feel
314
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,329
like doing,
but I'm calling my mother.
315
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,564
Well, give me a quarter,
too. I'll call my mom.
316
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,067
No. I only have
one quarter.
317
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,268
Ah, don't
worry about it.
318
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,470
I'll have my mother
call your mother.
319
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,311
Mom. Yeah,
it's Joey.
320
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,281
All right, if the
school calls and
says I'm lost,
321
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,415
I'm not.
322
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,884
Nah, I'm okay.
323
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,418
I'm with Chris.
324
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:39,419
Yeah, the black one.
325
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,321
Strange realizing
326
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,423
that Caruso had a loving family
at home.
327
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,425
A loving racist family.
328
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,459
All right.
Love you. Bye.
329
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,562
Hey, you were supposed
to tell her to call my mom.
330
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,931
Forgot. Sorry.
331
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,165
Why don't you call collect?
332
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,867
That's what the guys
in prison do.
333
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,236
Move!
334
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,911
Hello?
335
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,379
WOMAN:
I have a collect call from...
336
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,848
Ooh! Ooh.
337
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,354
My dad couldn't always
give us what we wanted,
338
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,389
but he would always
do his best.
339
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,426
Hey, Dad.
I'm really proud of you for
getting 100 on that test,
340
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,963
so here you go.
341
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,397
Yeah!
342
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,233
Wow.
343
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,401
Huh
344
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,570
Drew thought
about saying this...
345
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,105
Gritsky?
346
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,406
It's not Gritsky.
347
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,508
It's Gretzky with an "E"!
348
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,210
I scored 100
on my spelling test.
349
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,245
I can't wear this!
350
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,680
You got that big old head,
and you can't even spell
351
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,182
Gretzky.
352
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,117
Maybe you should take
my spelling classes.
353
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,185
I ain't wearing this.
354
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,554
But if he did,
here's what would've happened.
355
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,388
What's the story?
356
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,622
Apparently,
the kid loves hockey.
357
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,659
Father brings home a jersey
that says Gritsky with an "I"
358
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,394
instead of Gretzky with an "E."
359
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,695
Son mouths off,
dad loses it,
360
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,430
shoves the jersey
down the kid's throat.
361
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,598
Is that the jersey?
362
00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,432
It's all we
could find.
363
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,501
Good thing he didn't
ask for skates.
364
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,136
So?
365
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,304
It's cool.
366
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,305
Thanks, Dad.
Oh.
367
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,175
The next year,
Drew got a Yankees jersey
368
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,010
that said Mezzie Mackson.
369
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,080
You better talk
to your daughter
before I kill her.
370
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,314
Why
371
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,416
Go ask her.
372
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,686
All that could save Tonya
was a sad look.
373
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,559
What's going on?
374
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,496
Mom's really mad at me.
375
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,365
Tell me what happened.
376
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,502
I just wanted to wear
earrings like my friends,
377
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,537
so I took Mom's
gold hoops,
378
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,172
and I lost one.
379
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,373
Oh, Tonya.
380
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,376
Do you think maybe I could
save up and buy another pair?
381
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,445
It's not about the money, Tonya.
382
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,580
I gave your mother
those earrings.
383
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,250
You can't replace them.
384
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,685
What are you going to do?
385
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,287
My father could've
spanked Tonya,
386
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,223
or grounded her
until she was grown,
387
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,457
but he said something
388
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,759
that made her feel worse
than all of that.
389
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,394
I'm really disappointed
in you.
390
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,466
Father, I have brought
disgrace to myself
391
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,668
and to our family.
392
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,437
Tonya, no!
393
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,571
Leave me now, Father.
394
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,672
I must whup myself
395
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:16,009
until you can find it
in your heart to forgive me.
396
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,581
I'm sorry.
397
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,150
Did you tell your mother that?
398
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,484
Will you come with me?
399
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,419
Did I take the earrings?
400
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,495
Good luck.
401
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,433
Are you sure
we're on the right train?
402
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,102
You're in charge.
You tell me.
403
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,471
Look, nobody told you to wait
for me in the first place.
404
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,273
We're on the buddy
system, which means
405
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,341
I'm supposed
to stay with you
no matter what.
406
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,742
You think I
want to be here?
407
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,179
Shoot, if I had done
what I wanted to do,
408
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,513
you'd be sitting
here by yourself.
409
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,614
Well, go then.
410
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,716
Fine.
411
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,052
(indistinct male voice
over intercom)
412
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,228
So long, Caruso.
413
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,597
Enjoy talking civil rights
with your new friends.
414
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,303
Even though Caruso had gotten
on my last nerve,
415
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,571
I was afraid
I might be his last chance.
416
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,708
(indistinct male voice
over intercom)
417
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,245
So, you take that
to Brooklyn Beach stop,
418
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,347
and you're right there,
all right?
419
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,648
Hey.
420
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,550
How'd you get
here before me?
421
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,818
I took the express train.
422
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,320
This is the local train.
423
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,287
Hey, man,
424
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,456
why'd you leave your
boy out here like that?
425
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,624
We could've hurt him.
426
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,725
I came back to get him.
427
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,393
What you want
me to do?
428
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,561
Nah.
429
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,529
Leave him alone.
430
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,298
If he gets hurt,
I think it effects my grade.
431
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:48,468
Hey, man, in the
buddy system,
432
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,470
you never leave
your buddy.
433
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,538
No matter what.
434
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,340
You understand?
435
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,308
Yeah.
Good.
436
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,543
Now give me your wallet.
437
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,111
I don't have any money in it.
438
00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,812
Did I ask you
all of that?
439
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,615
I guess this is what
Martin Luther King fought for--
440
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,885
black and white bullies side
by side ready to kick my ass.
441
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,088
Hey... hold
on to that.
442
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,026
What now?
443
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:16,763
Well, we switch platforms
and then head back downtown.
444
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,199
All right, let's go.
Oh, wait.
445
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,600
So you really
came back for me?
446
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,601
Yeah. Why?
447
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,436
Because I would
have left you.
448
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,238
For real?
Yeah, man.
You're dumb.
449
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,739
Those guys could
have killed you.
450
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,741
All right. All right,
you done?
451
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,909
Yeah.
452
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,879
Let's go home, Muddy.
453
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,648
Look, I don't know what
you have against me.
454
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,584
Hey, I don't
even know you.
455
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,586
So, I was wondering maybe...
456
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,521
You know, maybe
we can be cool.
457
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,423
You don't even
have to like me.
458
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,292
Yeah, I know what you mean.
459
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,726
Tell you what.
What?
460
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,462
If you can run faster
than I can throw,
461
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,731
I won't hit you
with this battery.
462
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,339
* Why can't we be friends?
463
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,807
* Why can't we be friends?
464
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,509
Hey, man, where
have you been?
465
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,177
We missed the bus.
466
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,478
Was anyone looking for us?
467
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,446
No.
468
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,481
So, how are things going
with you and Jennifer?
469
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,218
It was going great until
we got into a debate
470
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,686
about whether humans or climatic
change caused the demise
471
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,222
of the Pleistocene megafauna.
472
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,389
Idiot!
473
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,791
* I really 'membered you,
when you drink my wine... *
474
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,959
It didn't
end well.
475
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,461
Same as Bobby and Whitney.
476
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,196
* Why can't we be friends?
477
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,431
So how did it go?
478
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,499
Huh?
479
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,634
Oh, the buddy system?
480
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,469
Oh, it was all right.
481
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,737
Really?
482
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,572
Even after I left
you at the museum.
483
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,641
* I seen you walkin' down
in Chinatown... *
Wait.
484
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,609
You left me and Caruso
alone on purpose?
485
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,279
* I called you but
you could not look around... *
486
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,813
You can't do that.
I mean, we're kids.
487
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,215
Anything could've happened.
488
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,751
I had my eyes on
you the whole time.
489
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:45,752
What?
490
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:46,886
That's right.
491
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,789
From Chinatown through the
Bronx down through Harlem.
492
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,424
Oh. Here's your wallet.
493
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,960
* I bring my money
to the welfare line... *
494
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,563
Okay, I-I really
don't understand.
495
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,730
What was the point?
496
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,699
Caruso still hates me.
497
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:00,867
What about you?
498
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,469
Did you learn
anything today?
499
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:07,340
Well, I learned that
Caruso didn't like me yesterday,
500
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,875
he doesn't like me today,
501
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,278
and he's not going
to like me tomorrow.
502
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,712
Yes, all that's true.
503
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,846
But you're forgetting
504
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,449
you learned something else
today much more important.
505
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,617
What?
506
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,552
You learned that
I was wrong.
507
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,788
* Everybody hates Chris.
508
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:25,825
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