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DREAMING OF FREAKING FAIRY TALE

POISON

You are confusing me.

I hate you.

Get out of my life!

I love you.

What?

Unless you express how you feel from early on,

you might end up being misunderstood and murdered.

Thank you and "I love you"

should be something you say all the time.

Or they'll never know.

I almost lost my mind.

Mr. Moon...

Are you hurt?

Just untie my hands.

Oh, okay.

Don't cut the rope. Untie it and give it to me.

What?

Oh, seriously.

What the heck?

-What just touched me? -That wasn't mine.

-Ugh! -Man!

This feels nasty.

It feels nasty to me, too.

Jae-rim, do we have to tie them this way?

Why not tie them together back to back?

Whatever. I'm already finished.

You can't do this to us.

-Excuse me, nephew-in-law. -Nephew-in-law?

Actually, we are Dan-ah's step-uncles.

This is a family matter,

so let's not get the police involved

and resolve it among ourselves.

Dan-ah's tears broke our hearts.

You mean you couldn't handle Dan-ah's temper.

You shouldn't have gotten involved with that ugly woman!

Are you serious?

Am I ugly?

Are we involved?

-No. -We're sorry.

We just wanted to scare her a little.

If your family and our family find out,

we'll be in big trouble. It won't do you any good either.

I don't want to go to the police station,

but for something like this, I need to have closure.

-Huh? -However, the law is too nice.

What are you saying?

I will get my own revenge.

Huh?

Whoa.

You said I'm ugly, didn't you?

Face the camera.

Look at our eyebrows, darn it.

Huh?

I took pictures of your faces.

If anything happens to me again, they'll come and get you.

-Right. -Yes.

You better not try anything again.

Were you scared?

You can relax now.

You're okay.

Why do those words make me feel like crying?

Because when you're with someone you can rely on, you can relax,

and waah,

you burst into tears.

Dan-ah's family is a little different,

but don't worry about them.

I'll make sure nothing happens.

What is it?

What's wrong?

-This is all your fault. -Ouch.

I can't believe this.

Well,

I would normally let you keep hitting me,

but it really hurts. Let me see your hand.

You're holding something, aren't you?

You're not.

Oh, whatever! It's all your fault.

Seriously.

I was really scared.

Once again, I'm very sorry.

About what?

What are you sorry about?

I promised to stay out of your business, but I didn't.

This is all my fault, so I'm sorry about everything.

Wrong.

It was because of me.

It's the life of a femme fatale.

To be honest, how could you stay out of my business?

I am irresistible.

Stop joking around.

Are you sure you're okay?

You're not in shock?

I am!

How did you get here so fast?

Because I'm always prepared for kidnappings,

along with that Chairman Ko umbrella.

Why?

Have you been kidnapped before?

Yes.

I had a nanny who I trusted and relied on,

and she conspired to kidnap me.

All women who were important in my life betrayed me.

But I used that umbrella as a weapon

and a shield and escaped.

Oh, no wonder.

This wacky umbrella did seem very useful tonight.

That's right.

You need something like that in this world

where you can't rely on anything.

Do you want one?

No, thank you.

What rescued me wasn't this umbrella

or the pepper spray but you, Mr. Moon.

Go.

Goodnight.

Shin Jae-rim.

Take care.

I will.

Why am I falling for Shin Jae-rim?

I keep wanting to trust her and tell her how I feel.

Not being able to tell someone you have feelings for them means

you're a coward.

I almost lost my mind.

He really does care about me.

Actually, I could tell in his eyes that he likes me.

So why?

Wait a minute...

He can't let me into his heart because I'm beneath him?

To him I must be...

a welcome trespasser.

I wish there was someone who would be happy to see me.

I'm home.

Shin Jae-rim, did you get money from Koo Nam-hoon?

You got money from him

and told him what Su-jin likes, I heard,

so that he can woo her.

How can you think of handing our big sister over

to someone who's so fake?

Did something happen?

He was pursuing someone else besides me.

He just wanted to find any doctor

to marry him before he got older.

I was naive.

Sis...

You made me think he was sincere.

I thought he was sincere, too.

He's a doctor, and he seemed like a good person.

So? You wanted to sell her off?

How could you say such a thing?

You'll do anything and everything

if it's for your benefit.

Is that what you really think of me?

Yeah, a selfish bitch who only cares about herself.

That's enough.

This is all my fault, so stop fighting.

Mom, how can you side with her after all this?

If she thought of us as her real family,

she wouldn't have tried to get a jerk like him

to join our family!

Have you ever thought of me as your real family?

Probably not.

-Because I'm not. -Jae-rim.

You're talking back when this is all your fault?

Do you want to get beaten up?

You never liked me anyway, so you're trying to pick on me.

It doesn't matter what I say

because you already have your conclusion.

You crazy bitch, you should be apologizing right now!

Fine. I'm sorry.

I did something utterly terrible,

and I'm sorry for joining this family.

Actually, I'm sorry I was born.

Shin Jae-rim,

we didn't raise you right.

That's true.

Is this the thanks we get for raising you, bitch?

If this is how you're gonna act, get out!

That's enough.

I will.

Thank you for that slap.

It literally helped me get a grip.

Men claiming to be your uncles committed kidnapping.

-What kidnapping? -Stop pretending.

Wasn't it you who told them to kidnap Shin Jae-rim?

Fine! I did it!

Didn't you know that's what my family does?

Didn't I warn you not to provoke me?

If you go after Shin Jae-rim again,

you won't get away with it.

Why? What are you gonna do?

You don't take me seriously because I let you get away

with everything.

But if you cross the line again,

that will be the end of you.

I don't want to be a trespasser anymore.

I can live alone.

It's not like I ever had it easy.

I can shower with cold water,

sleep without a mattress

and use a toilet without a bidet.

That's all it is.

You came home with caterpillar eyebrows.

Oh.

I told you to get me a loaf of bread.

But you didn't.

What did you get yourselves into?

Effing bread!

-Okay, okay. -This isn't from Mont St. Clair!

It's not!

Just do what I tell you!

Why is this the place I was born?

Why was I born this way?

Darn it.

I'll just go to work early.

I can't do this anymore.

Why isn't this working?

Huh?

Oh, seriously.

Stay strong, Shin Jae-rim.

Even if I'm lonely or sad,

I will go to work.

MOON CHA-MIN

For today's morning meeting,

I have prepared a self-defense lesson for all of you.

Clap.

Well, we never asked for this.

You still have to participate.

It's a dangerous world where people get kidnapped

all the time.

Mr. Moon,

the world has been dangerous since primitive times.

By the way, where is Ms. Shin Jae-rim?

Well, Jae-rim will be about thirty minutes late.

She left early, but she didn't make it in time.

This is why the starting point matters.

How can you be angels when you're this fragile?

Get up.

I'm sorry for being late.

What the heck? Why are you late?

I moved to a place that's a bit far away.

I dropped you home last night, and you moved after that?

That happens sometimes.

What happened to you after I dropped you off?

This unnecessary sweetness.

If it's not mine, I don't want it.

Forget that! What are you wearing?

Wow.

You look like an anime nerd who got dressed up

for a blind date.

Wow.

How dare you!

I wore this for the self-defense lesson

for my employees, tsk.

Did you do this because of what happened last night?

There's no need for that.

The world doesn't revolve around you, you know?

I've always been keenly interested in training the body

and mind.

So my employees must join me.

That's why I'm paying them.

So,

you're saying we can duke it out right here, right?

As many times as you want.

Seriously.

This man won't love me, but he keeps confusing me.

On behalf of justice, I won't forgive you!

Come.

You're the bad guy, and I'm the woman.

What?

You should be the bad guy.

Black belt. Expert.

I need to show you how it's done.

Oh.

Like a pervert, hold, hold me like this.

Hey, young lady!

Shove with hands and arms!

Are you all right? I'm sorry.

I did go easy on you, but it worked way too well.

I'm fine.

I got it.

Let's switch and try it again.

Okay, nice eyes.

Use it when you meet a bad guy.

Okay?

You're the bad guy.

I'm gonna push you away, too.

I will never fall for you.

Young lady!

-Shove with hands and arms! -Ouch.

One, one more time.

Come.

Shove with hands and arms.

One more time, one more.

Shove with hands and arms!

This looks quite similar to their current situation

where they are pushing each other away

like two morons.

Next is wrist grab escape.

When someone grabs your wrist,

use your lats, not your hands.

Mr. Choi Bae-dal used his lat muscles

to break a bull's horn.

CHOI BAE-DAL: MASTER OF KARATE

Where are the lat muscles?

There.

If you had lats there, you'd be in big trouble.

Lift your arm up like this.

-There. -Here is a little...

Here, feel it.

Right here?

Wow.

What are you doing?

Is there some kind of martial arts competition?

It's staff only, so stay out.

I'm not here for you.

I'm here for Jae-rim.

Hello.

Didn't we have fun at my office, Jae-rim?

Excuse me?

What?

Was that a dream?

Can we talk in private?

All right.

Mr. Choi Bae-dal,

my training ends here.

Sure.

Go for it.

What the...

Why that little...

Ever since that day,

I've been wanting for us to have a relationship.

Did you get electrocuted?

You should meet a classy rich woman.

I won't tell your secret to anyone, so don't worry.

No.

More than any other woman in the world,

I want the woman who loves my baby.

Well, that baby of yours...

I'm sure many other women will love it.

You are different from those women.

You are the first woman who didn't care

about all my secrets.

But you don't know much about me.

How can you pursue me without knowing

what kind of woman I am?

Because I know myself.

No matter what kind of woman you are...

I know I would accept it.

So you can just jump into my arms.

TO ME

And this is...

something you forgot to take with you.

They had fun at his office?

That's why he came here straight away?

To do what?

What if someone sees us?

I don't care.

I can't control myself anymore.

It's too late.

I bet he feels like kicking himself right now.

Moon Cha-min seems like he likes me,

but he won't let me into his heart.

And Baek Do-hong...

Though I can't tell how he feels,

is telling me to jump into his arms.

What should I do?

Hey,

why did you hit me so hard? Huh?

Like this and this, you know?

You should've just pretended.

Realistic training is the most effective.

I'm in so much pain. Look.

I can't turn my neck.

If you keep trying to fool me

with that toilet paper bandage,

I'll hit you again in the same spot.

I can't believe

how sincere you are at being vicious.

You should use stuff like that on Baek Do-hong instead of me.

My goodness, why would I?

When Do-hong is so gorgeous and precious?

What did you two do yesterday to make him so precious to you?

Well...

Do-hong asked if we could get to know each other more.

Do-hong is a manly man who doesn't ask questions

and only cares about winning my heart.

A manly man?

You have to be more cautious with men like that,

did you know?

He might be fickle.

What if he changes his mind later?

Actually, you're right.

That's why I'm a little worried.

Cinderella was a baron's daughter,

but I'm more like a butcher's daughter.

Our backgrounds are so different

that things might not work out in the end.

Oh, seriously,

don't you know what age we're living in?

Differences in backgrounds aren't really an issue.

Are you saying it's okay to date a woman

who's beneath your class?

Could you?

Don't be ridiculous. Are you buying meat?

Do you want me to stamp you?

There's no way.

Liar.

Just be honest with me.

Your comforting words riddled

with hypocrisy hurt me even more.

White lies are also mean.

It's not hypocrisy, okay?

And you...

If Baek Do-hong is that kind of guy, don't go to him.

I...

You... what?

I...

Never mind.

Oh, seriously.

How about a sleepover at my place?

Huh?

What?

I want to know if you mean what you say.

Let's see how you'd feel if we switched places.

Okay?

Well... give me time to think about it.

Hurry up.

Our drama is suddenly

changing into "The Prince and the Pauper."

So...

Just go straight on this street?

Yes, keep going straight.

Shin Jae-rim, you're insane.

Taking a man to your place? What are you trying to do?

Moon Cha-min, are you insane?

Why are you going to her place?

What are you thinking?

You are so thoughtless.

You're gonna lose control. Pull yourself together.

Ta-da.

This is how I live.

It's very depressing, isn't it?

So?

Do you think you can sleep here, even if it's just for one night?

It looks like "Animal Crossing".

"Animal Crossing"?

How can anyone call this Animal Crossing?

Oh, boy.

You were this short when you were a child?

Had I met you when you were this tall,

I could've given you a noogie like this.

Can you please be serious?

This is where I lived,

I mean, where I'm living right now.

Don't I look different to you somehow?

Was it your fault you were poor when you were little?

It wasn't.

So what's wrong with that?

But I'm not little anymore.

That's true.

You're a little too old for a Cinderella wannabe.

You're just roasting me now.

Good idea!

I have camping equipment in my car.

Let's eat something.

Ta-da.

Wow.

Thank you.

My dad used to make me ramen like this.

I haven't had this in a while, but it's good.

Really?

Where is your father?

He passed away recently.

My dad and I lived here,

but when he got remarried,

we were finally able to move into a decent place.

So why are you back here?

Did they tell you to leave now that your father's gone?

My stepmom and stepsisters aren't evil,

but I happen to be,

so I left after a huge fight.

Oh, why would you fight?

You should try to get along and stay with them.

We're not a real family who loves one another,

so why would I stay with them?

If I were them, I'd consider myself a thorn

in their side, too.

I'm not good at anything, but I'm greedy.

Everyone hates people like me.

A nuisance.

You do have a thorn in your side.

Why would you call yourself a thorn in their side?

Growing children are all greedy.

But is it okay to hate them for that?

It seems you hated yourself for a long time

because of that thorn you have.

I got it out.

Take a look at yourself again.

You are a lovely child, too.

That was the moment I realized

the words I wanted to hear

are that I was a very lovely child, too.

-Mom. -Mom, we're home.

My princesses, my babies.

You are so precious.

Go in.

Jae-rim.

The moment I heard the words

that I so desperately needed but pretended not to,

tears rolled down my cheeks.

Why are you crying?

Well,

I'm not a kid, but you keep calling me one,

and it's making me cry like a kid,

which is bad manners.

If that's the case, you can be bad-mannered

for the rest of your life.

Who cares?

It's not like you're gonna stay with me for the rest of my life,

so don't spoil me.

True,

I can't stay with you forever.

I have a life, too.

You're so mean.

Ouch.

Stop hitting me, okay?

BAN DAN-AH

You're not gonna answer?

I don't want to be disturbed.

We're still eating.

With the thorn gone,

it occurred to me

that perhaps he has a personal reason

why he can't let me into his heart,

instead of because I'm not much of a catch,

and it brought me peace of mind.

I am so excited right now

because I found a jerk who deserves a beating.

I haven't beaten anyone up since I quit boxing...

I'm almost thrilled.

Well...

can we just negotiate using words?

-Please? -You're a doctor,

so try to avoid life-threatening injuries, okay?

Do you know how miserable my family was because of you?

I'm sorry.

And you should've gotten us Hanwoo beef.

What do you take us for?

Oh, that,

Jae-rim paid for that.

I would've gotten you the best quality Hanwoo beef.

J-Jae-rim?

Why did you pretend you got it?

Because she asked me to.

She said your family wouldn't feel comfortable

if you knew she bought it, but she said she wanted to do it

and asked me to pretend I got it.

But she said you eat a lot, so get imported...

-Speak up! -She said you eat a lot,

so I should get imported beef.

-Oh, seriously. -I'm sorry, I am.

What about the yoga clothes and the massage oil?

They were from J-Jae-rim, too.

Damn it, this is so annoying.

Who owes who money?

It was Shin Jae-rim who borrowed money from me,

but she ordered me around.

Very strange, right?

Why you little...

Seriously!

Jae-rim will pay you back the money she borrowed from you.

She's young, so she can't do it now,

but she'll be able to soon.

I raised her to be strong,

so she can survive no matter how.

So make sure you get your money back.

You're leaving?

Sizzle, sizzle.

I'm craving Hanwoo beef.

Lending money to someone

can turn out to be very dangerous, everyone.

I think it's even colder in here.

It's because there's no heater.

Sit on the heating pad here.

Excuse me, then.

Come.

Put this around you,

or you might freeze to death.

What do you think?

You're poorer than I thought.

I didn't know I was this poor either.

Are you sure you can sleep here?

Yes.

You do it, so why can't I?

You should go to my house now.

You're not gonna sleep here with me, are you?

EMERGENCY ALERT TEXT: MAJOR SNOWFALL EXPECTED

Huh?

Can we go together?

We can try switching places another time.

That's not how it works.

You can't cancel just because it's cold.

-I'm gonna sleep here tonight. -Oh, seriously.

Darn it.

I'm staying here, too.

-Why? -It doesn't feel right

to leave you here.

I've never slept alone

in this kind of temperature either.

When it got this cold,

I slept next to my dad.

This house got even older,

so it might collapse,

and we might end up freezing to death.

I'm changing the plan.

Retreat, emergency evacuation.

Let's go to my house.

You mean that?

What should we do?

What do you want to do?

First,

I want to take a bath in hot water.

I couldn't shower today.

I had committed a stupid mistake.

I can't believe I thought I could take cold showers.

One should always wash in warm water.

Look at this.

My sensor cells are so happy that they are popping.

Pop, pop, pop.

I am a slave of pleasure.

How do I turn the water off?

This is too state-of-the-art.

Turn the water off.

What do I do?

What if I end up flooding this luxury apartment.

DAMAGES: $50,000

I keep getting into trouble.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry.

I'm not gonna see anything.

There isn't really anything you shouldn't see.

This is rated G.

-Huh? -Come, come here.

Oh, this is how you turn it off.

Oh, boy.

Oh, no.

How can I

Not love you

? I don't know What should I do

When I look into your eyes

Fall for you

When you look at me

When you smile at me

Fall in love

Are, are you okay?

Your face is red.

It really hurts.

My butt.

Oh, right.

Oh, I'm fine, I am.

No, this isn't good.

She's very important to me, so I have to take it slow.

No, rush into it, please.

KANG HWA-JIN

Hello?

I'm gonna have beef for a midnight snack,

so come over. If you don't come now,

you won't get any.

Who's calling this late?

Could it be...

Baek-Dumb?

Mom, try one.

I don't want any.

I don't even know if Jae-rim has eaten or not,

so how could I eat?

I called Jae-rim and told her to come.

You did? Is she coming?

She will, since there's beef.

Beef isn't enough.

I better make some fresh kimchi.

Eat beef this late at night?

What is it? Is something wrong?

-I have to go. -Now?

After all this?

Thank you for tonight, but I have to go for now.

Don't go.

Stay with me.