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DREAMING OF FREAKING FAIRY TALE

The princess and the prince are kissing.

This isn't rated G anymore,

so let's wrap this fairy tale up with a happy ending.

Wait, this isn't a fairy tale but a drama, right?

Act 2 of the story begins now.

Everyone, go and get popcorn.

Ask him to kiss you again.

If he has feelings for you, he won't be able to refuse.

Unlike your head,

your body can't lie.

Wait, does he really have a crush on me?

Okay,

let's find out.

Oh, this isn't happening.

Head, don't give in to bodily desires.

Find out what? What side effect?

You're being ridiculous.

Oh, no, when fishing,

you must reel it in when it bites.

Too bad.

Just go to Baek Do-hong's office.

You mean that?

Is that what you really want?

No,

I can't let you go like this.

Hey, hurry up.

I'm coming.

What the heck?

Where are they going now?

They seem to get along very well.

Since I decided to help you, I should do it right.

I'm the fairy godmother.

My magic is...

Money.

We have this shop until midnight.

What for?

What do you think?

I'm gonna buy you fairy clothes to wear

to Baek Do-hong's office.

He's determined to send me there.

Hm?

It's okay.

I can wear my normal clothes.

If you're gonna go, you should bring your A game.

-Take a look. -No.

Don't feel bad. Just accept it. I'm loaded.

It's not because of money.

Then why?

Because I don't need stuff like this.

Don't you think I'm pretty enough?

No, I don't.

You have to make an effort.

Don't you want to make Baek Do-hong fall in love

with you?

He really isn't interested in me at all, is he?

Okay. I'll show you what ultimate sexiness is.

-Huh? -Um, I've been hiding it

since I didn't want to shock you,

but you don't believe me. Woo!

I'm not at all shocked. You've hidden it real well.

I'm begging you to show me.

You're gonna flip.

I've been dressing like this because I'm poor,

not because I don't have good taste.

Whaddayathink?

Don't be so casual with me.

You're shining from head to toe.

Ugh.

How about this one, Mr. Moon?

Isn't this... kind of sexy?

-Woo. -Your sides look very cold.

It's sexy.

When you eat, you'll get indigestion.

Next.

This is a perfect date outfit.

Ta-da.

Is the top for a toddler?

It looks really small.

Are you sure you like that?

Wait a minute, can you move in that?

It's not tight. It's a style.

-Isn't it pretty? -Breathe, breathe.

-Hoo. -You don't have good taste.

You need to experience fashion to know fashion.

You don't even know what looks good on you.

Sometimes you need to listen to advice from others.

Wear these.

You said you want to get married.

Oh, boy.

You really don't have to do this.

Here.

I can't fit any more bags in here.

Slide them in, and they'll fit.

I told you I'll be your fairy godmother.

But am I not a little too sexy for a fairy godmother?

Don't worry. This is nothing.

That darn fairy godmother.

Please drive her home safely.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.

Bibbidi-bobbidi what?

What am I gonna do with all these clothes?

Dress in your personal style just for me.

Even though it sucks, I can handle it.

Does he think this is my style? What a fool.

I meant I don't need to dress up for Baek Do-hong.

Why can't he see that?

JAE-RIM'S OFFICE VISIT DAY

Let's have one more kiss.

Before I go to his office,

I want to find out something.

What did she want to find out about?

It's driving me nuts, but she's off today.

Is she really going there?

It's called bad timing.

Should I ask to tag along?

Since I'm her fairy godmother, I should go and help her.

Fairy godmother, you should know when to stay away.

Oh, my heart.

Ha, after all this time?

It's too late.

I'm gonna go to Do-hong's office and kiss him a hundred times.

What the heck?

No.

No, Shin Jae-rim, don't.

Shin Jae-rim.

There she is.

Oops...

CHUNGDAM HEAVEN YEONG-BAE

Oh, seriously.

Jae-rim.

Hello.

Welcome.

The food is ready.

Did you cook?

Of course.

Let's eat first, then I'll give you a tour.

I don't want you to feel hungry, not even for a second.

I didn't expect to have such a delicious meal

at your office.

By the way,

why did you invite me to your office?

Because I wanted to be alone with you.

How does it feel to be here?

Well...

it feels weird.

Actually, I was wondering about this place.

You said you love to paint, didn't you?

So why aren't you doing what you love?

Only the chosen few can enjoy life

doing what they love.

You probably didn't know, though.

I do know.

I was able to become a successful director

because I was lucky.

My parents helped me do what I love,

and as I kept doing what I love,

I got better at it.

I see.

But now

I think working with you will become my favorite thing

in the world.

TO ME

Why don't you work with me?

Read my screenplay and make me a storyboard.

Me?

I don't know how to do it.

It's okay.

I'll work with you, and we can take our time.

Let's do something we love together.

Mr. Moon said that, too.

Follow your joy.

That must be something rich people share.

Don't talk about him in front of me.

Can't you see?

I've been telling you that I have feelings for you.

It's my day off, so I don't know why I have to see you today.

You asked me to buy you lunch.

You called me on my day off,

so I thought we should talk over lunch

instead of over the phone.

My fat thumb called you by mistake.

Even if it was a mistake, you should bear responsibility.

Why are all my employees this way? Huh?

I'm not a good fit here, am I?

I want to be a house husband,

but I can't find anyone to marry.

Hey, the world is half men and half women,

so why can't you?

Successful men took all the women already.

I heard from my friend Director Baek Do-hong's

the same way.

Rumors say he's a total playboy.

He hooked up with women from clubs all over town,

and he finally ended up at Chungdam Heaven.

So I'm a bit worried that he might be toying

with Jae-rim,

but knowing Jae-rim, she'll be fine.

-Yeong-bae. -Yes?

Our app has all our members' addresses, right?

Uhm, I think so.

Buy your friends lunch with the company credit card.

The tilt of his head

and the way he's gazing at me,

he's about to kiss me.

Is this really my wish?

Jae-rim, are you still hungry?

Huh? No.

That didn't come from my stomach.

It wasn't me either.

What?

My little bro and his girl are having a nice time,

so I meant to stay quiet, but you caught me.

Why did you come here?

I came to see how great you're doing

after abandoning your whole family, jerk.

Did you already spend all the money I gave you?

Little bro, you know what?

I thought it was gonna be a monthly thing.

I told you that was the last time, darn it.

Let's talk outside.

Hey, let go.

Do you know what's gonna happen

if you keep treating me like dirt?

I was listening from back there,

and he wouldn't stop lying to you.

I couldn't believe my ears.

That jerk has never done anything he loves

in his entire life.

He has only done stuff other people like.

Right?

Real servile.

Come with me. Come.

Let go of me.

Here.

Take a look at this book. He wrote it, and it's great.

It has all the things women love.

That... made him the Rowling of BL novels, I think.

He made a fortune hiding in the shade,

and then he passed himself off as a film director who does art.

Even after creating a new identity,

he's still third-rate inside, isn't he?

I mean, his book is so filthy

that he can't tell anyone about it.

Wow,

Do-hong, no matter which field, you're always successful.

I wish I could do that, too.

And... Mr. older brother?

How could you throw the book

your brother worked so hard to write?

And you're extorting him with something

that isn't even a bad thing.

You must have nothing better to do.

Wow, she's insane.

Birds of a feather, I guess.

-Get out. -You little jerk.

You're choosing her over family?

Get out!

Ouch.

Fine.

You'll be sorry.

Jae-rim, you should go, too.

I'm sorry about disappointing you.

Right.

I had no idea you're this kind of man.

What is BL?

Is that illegal?

Becoming a self-made man is very hard these days,

so your accomplishment is very impressive.

Why are you embarrassed?

-Can I be honest here? -Sure.

Because it makes me feel embarrassed in front of women.

I'm embarrassed now,

so stop this and leave.

It looks like you got nothing more

to hide from me, since you're being very rude.

Fine. I'm sorry.

Please keep it a secret from Chungdam Heaven.

If anyone finds out...

those people...

will never let me be one of them.

Why do you think so?

I'm sure you know.

They don't like letting people like us join their ranks.

It's beneath them.

All right, I will.

But...

you should accept yourself.

Here.

Be proud of yourself.

If I say you're amazing, you are.

Goodbye.

CEO MOON CHA-MIN

Oh, men are impossible to figure out.

How exhausting.

Why isn't she picking up? Pick up.

Women... don't understand men.

Seriously...

She left earlier than I expected,

so that must mean nothing happened.

Men... don't understand women.

Here.

Be proud of yourself.

If I say you're amazing, you are.

TO MY DEAR SHAME

She left early, so that must mean

nothing happened.

I could ask her, right?

Did you have fun? Did anything happen?

Is that too direct?

Oh, I don't know what to do.

Mr. Moon, why are you here so early?

I'm always early.

-Go. -Yes, sir.

Good morning.

-Mr. Moon, how are you? -Good morning.

Morning.

Oh, I'm so full.

We need to talk later.

Oh, hey.

Good morning.

Huh?

We're not open for members yet.

I'm not like any other members.

I can come early to see my fiance, can't I?

Join me.

You're so busy that you don't even have time

for breakfast, right?

I had breakfast. I can't work if I don't eat.

Still, sit down.

I have something to tell you.

Go ahead.

At the party,

I heard Cha-min crossed the line.

Let me apologize in his place. I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

Don't say that.

Actually, I made a bet with Cha-min

just for fun.

I asked him to help you achieve your dream of meeting a man here

and getting married.

Why would you do that?

Like one of those TV dating shows,

I thought it would provide entertainment

for Chungdam Heaven.

Something to gossip about, so to speak.

Wouldn't it be fun?

Uh, but...

because nothing you did seemed to be working,

Cha-min got involved.

He really shouldn't have done that,

even if it was for fun.

You must have felt really offended.

I will scold him for you.

No, don't do that.

We're all adults,

and we're all responsible for our own emotions.

I'm fine.

He treated you like a toy,

so are you sure you're okay?

Who says I was a toy?

I enjoyed it, too.

He is... a good kisser.

You went to an omakase restaurant yesterday.

I did. You should've come.

It was delicious.

And you?

What did you eat after abandoning me

like that yesterday?

Sweet potatoes.

I had sweet potatoes yesterday.

Mr. Moon, are you playing favorites?

-What about me? -Okay,

you can treat yourself, too.

I'll keep eating sweet potatoes.

You look very happy.

Dan-ah,

you should live with style and grace.

Chanel.

Dior.

Louis Vuitton.

Gucci.

Burberry.

He is... a good kisser.

Good kisser.

Prada!

I'm sure you know.

They don't like letting people like us join their ranks.

He treated you like a toy,

so are you sure you're okay?

I'm being... played right now.

Who boils tea for that long?

Are you making ramen?

Huh?

Why do you look so down?

Did something go wrong at Baek Do-hong's office?

Tell me all about it.

Why should I?

Why do I have to tell you about the man I met

on my day off?

Is it a secret?

Am I that entertaining?

But unfortunately, I am not having fun.

I'm flustered and confused.

Am I a laughingstock to you?

Well...

You are fun, and I like that about you,

but I don't think you're a laughingstock.

Wrong.

You do think I'm a laughingstock.

Calling yourself my fairy godmother

after kissing me,

sending me to another man and asking me

what I did with him, that is playing with me.

But why?

You didn't like it?

You always put personal gain before pride.

So I...

thought what I did was for your benefit.

You are so rude.

Because it's fine to treat me like that?

That's not true.

I..

wanted to be helpful...

but I guess I was wrong.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I'm not gonna accept any more selfish favors from you.

So, no matter who I date or who dumps me,

stay out of my personal business.

It's insulting.

Dae-bong, how long has it been since our last field job

after we got new identities?

Too long, I'd say.

I feel like I can fly.

Oh, but I think you're too fat to fly.

Why you little...

Anyway, let's just take a quick look around and go home.

-Yes, sir. -Yeah.

NIECE DAN-AH

Hey, i-it's D-Dan-ah.

-Okay. -It's me.

I'm pissed off

because of that bitch Shin Jae-rim,

so go to Mont St. Clair and get me a loaf of bread!

Bring it back warm!

Oh, what a temper.

How can we bring it home warm

when we have to get it from Namsan?

She just wants an excuse to yell at us.

Oh, boy.

Let's just go and get her the bread.

But So-bong,

we are Dan-ah's uncles!

How much longer are we gonna let her control us?

Are you gonna let her do it even when you're sixty?

Like true uncles and true adults,

let's teach that little bitch a lesson.

Oh, Dae-bong,

you are so wise.

You are a regular Confucius.

-Hey, So-bong. -Yes?

Did you bring the equipment?

-Of course! -Good.

Is this your first visit?

Yes.

What brings you here?

My baby has a stomachache,

so we want to use the restroom.

-Oh, the restroom. -Yeah.

Well, but this isn't a public restroom.

Whoa, talk about being unkind.

Is her poop not good enough for this place?

Why are you discriminating against her?

Oh, you're right.

Go ahead and use it.

It's that way.

My baby, hurry up and go poop.

Okay.

Ms. Shin Jae-rim.

Jung-ja is looking for you.

Oh, let's just leave.

My baby gets uncomfortable

about using unfamiliar restrooms.

We'll just leave.

Hey, Seon-jeong,

I'm on my way.

I'll be there soon, so order the ones with bones.

I feel like bone c crushing something with my teeth

right now.

Okay.

What the heck?

Are you familiar with Taoism?

Oh, what if I am?

Uh, we've been training

to become Taoists at Inwang Mountain,

so we can detect things.

-Your ancestor is full of anger. -Right.

He's really pissed off, isn't he?

Yes, so if you come with us,

we can give you positive energy and...

He's pissed off because of you people.

So unless you want to get struck by lightning,

you better get lost, my ancestor says.

Whoa, young lady!

Where did you get your temper from?

Being nice isn't working, is it?

-Into the van! -Yes, sir.

-Come with us. -What van? Wait! Hey!

-Come! -Oh my god, what?

-You think I won't fight back? -What are you doing? Come!

-Take that! -What's that?

Take that!

You did that to yourself.

She's real dumb.

-Hey, pick her up. -Yes, sir.

-Just get in. We got water. -Help me! Help!

Hurry up and rinse your face.

Get in.

Go! Get inside!

Your call is being forwarded to...

Why won't she pick up?

When is she coming?

We are closed.

Okay.

I was wondering

if Ms. Shin Jae-rim is still here.

-Shin Jae-rim? -Yes.

I am Jae-rim's friend.

Are you... the CEO?

How did you know?

Your aura says you're the CEO.

Jae-rim told me the CEO is young and rich,

tall and handsome, and also sexy and cute.

Oh, I doubt that.

But she already went home.

Right? We were supposed to meet right after work,

but suddenly she became unreachable.

What if something happened to her?

Stay out of my personal business.

So?

That's none of my business.

Help me.

Help me.

Sirs, I got no dad, no mom

and no husband, so there's no way you can get

any money from me.

So don't waste your valuable time

and just let me go, please.

The market is better now,

so we can sell your organs for money.

Sirs!

My organs are sickly from excessive drinking.

So why don't you give me a chance to get back in shape

and then come and get me again?

Oh, seriously,

don't worry about that.

We don't want money from you.

For simple! And bloody revenge!

We brought you here.

-Revenge? -Yup.

I don't think I was ever bad to anyone...

Never mind. Please forgive me.

We can't!

What you did was really bad.

What should we do?

Oh, that's the problem.

It's been so long that I can't decide.

Huh?

Using my brain is making me hungry.

Should I order black bean noodles?

Oh, what an idiot.

Use your brain!

What if we get a delivery guy who's all for justice

and reports us to the police?

You can never see the big picture.

We should go out to eat.

Oh, I can see

that you haven't lost your touch even after all this time.

-Right. -You're a genius thug.

-Let's go. -Yes, sir.

Stay quiet, okay?

What the heck?

Are they leaving?

They left?

Darn it.

What am I gonna do?

This hurts.

But there's something even the genius thug Dae-bong

had overlooked.

Hi, Bixby.

Hi, Bixby?

Yes?

Call the police for me.

I didn't understand what you said.

The police, call the police.

Can you repeat that more clearly?

Call 1, 1, 2.

Please repeat.

Oh, seriously!

I'm asking you to make a call! You're useless!

Make a call for me!

CALLING MY USELESS FRIEND ROH SEON-JEONG

From the missed calls,

I am calling My Useless Friend Roh Seon-jeong.

Oh, Shin Jae-rim,

where are you right now?

Your friend's here.

I can't believe I'm playing Jenga with you

on our first meeting.

Jenga's perfect for it.

True.

And next time, we could do something

all night long that we'd never forget.

By the way...

could you put your mobile phone on the table?

What for?

Isn't it a standard rule to check the time

when playing a game?

Oh, you're right.

If we don't, we won't be able to tell

how much time has passed.

LIQUOR JAE-RIM

Huh?

-Hello? -Seon-jeong!

I've been kidnapped.

Kidnapped? What are you talking about?

Is this voice phishing?

Oh, this is...

Hey, Jae-rim, where are you?

If I knew that, it wouldn't be kidnapping.

Please come and find me.

Calm down and tell me something you see.

I will use that to find you.

This is an abandoned factory that smells like rice wine.

No.

I want to go home.

I'm scared.

Shin Jae-rim, please,

please be safe.

Oh, boy.

I hear you've been wagging your tail at our boy Moon.

And that tail you wagged,

we will make sure to cut it off.

Your boy Moon?

You mean Mr. Moon?

Yes.

That's not true.

And I don't have a tail.

You don't?

Actually, she doesn't seem the type to do that.

Did we get the wrong woman?

I don't think so.

The femmes fatales for the ages are all ugly, I heard.

Are you saying I'm ugly right now?

Oh, boy.

Look at her snapping when I mentioned her face.

Why? Did you spend money on your face?

Dan-ah spent more money than you,

so you got nothing on her.

Oh, that little girl wanted to become pretty,

and got surgery on her cute little face.

And afterwards, it was a battle against swelling.

We made her red bean tea for 24 hours nonstop

and woke her up when she fell asleep.

Sometimes I miss her old face, but I can never see it again.

We worked so hard to raise her,

and now we're trying to marry her off,

so how dare you flirt with our boy Moon?

Especially when you're ugly.

No wonder I'm upset.

Then you should go after Mr. Moon instead of me.

I can't do that!

Dan-ah would kill us.

Oh, whatever! I'm innocent!

Untie me!

If you want us to let you go,

write down you will leave Chungdam Heaven and sign it!

Do you know how hard it is to get a job these days?

That's like a death sentence. No!

Let's make it so that she can't show her face anywhere.

With rude girls like her,

we need to shave their heads to make sure

they keep their heads down.

Whoa, whoa, wait.

I'm trying to get married before the end of this year,

but how could I do that without any hair?

I'll look like a monk with my head shaven.

I'll make you look pretty.

Please don't!

No! No! Don't do it! Okay! I'll do it.

I'll write it, I will!

Good.

What the...

Who's that?

That's our future son-in-law.

What do we do?

It's okay.

He doesn't know who we are.

Keep pretending we don't know him.

-Knock him out. -Yes, sir.

Go.

Oh, boy.

This is ridiculous.

He's pretty strong.

Ouch...

I almost lost my mind.