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DREAMING OF FREAKING FAIRYTALE

EPISODIO 5

A kiss, a symbol of happy endings.

Why does it only take a single kiss

to wrap everything up in fairy tales?

When things aren't that simple in real life?

Kissing is just the beginning.

EFECTOS DE MARIPOSA ROMÁNTICOS

Look what you did!

How could you do this to me?

Have her clean this up and let it go.

It looked like a mistake.

Her life is miserable because she makes mistakes

like this.

How can you make a mistake like this?

When mistakes like this pile up, they lead to trouble.

I love...

mint chocolate.

Why did you just sit there?

You should've acted like you do with me.

Well, a part of it was my fault,

and I'm an employee here.

Exactly.

Only I can be hard on my employees, not outsiders.

By the way, is your cheek okay?

Oh...

My impacted wisdom tooth right here...

I think it flew out.

Her swing didn't seem that strong.

She's no Shohei Otani.

Then why did you ask?

Because I felt bad.

Uh...

you should go to your fiancée.

She looked really mad.

She has anger management issues.

Nobody can predict when she'll lash out.

She's like a rage booby trap.

Well, maybe she didn't like my outfit.

She probably left

because she felt embarrassed after slapping me.

I know.

She felt embarrassed,

so you should find out why and check if she's okay now.

She's your fiancée, after all.

You should go. I really am fine.

She is my fiancée,

but we're not in love with each other.

I'm not responsible for her emotions.

It's like a business deal.

You know that I don't really care

about my company.

I...

Only care about whether or not you're okay.

So wash that stain away and come out.

Oh...

That outfit looks great on you.

Why is he treating me this way?

I need to talk to you.

Why did you do that?

I couldn't stand watching you care

about someone else.

Then stop coming here

because I plan to continue caring

about that woman.

Do you want me to slap you on your right cheek, too?

You said we should help her become a Cinderella

and have her leave.

I'm gonna be her stupid fairy godmother.

Crazy bastard.

Why would you do that?

A crazy bastard needs no reason.

He does it because he's crazy.

Is that so?

I get crazy very often, too, so that's great.

By the way,

why do you keep overreacting to what I do?

It makes me uncomfortable.

Then you...

better not try to look for reasons

in a crazy bitch like me.

Dan-ah,

you're not a Chihuahua, are you?

You can't bite and attack everyone who annoys you.

Wow.

I wonder if I can take her to see Mr. Kang Hyung-wook.

Lucky you.

You can run your business any way you want.

I've never seen an upper class social club

where protecting their employees' morale

comes first.

It's only natural to protect my people.

Is there any other reason?

Should there be?

Men like us

shouldn't get involved with women like her.

Because instead of it being a relationship,

it becomes a struggle

that goes against the social order.

Why do you think that would be difficult for me?

You look like a delicate flower in a greenhouse.

Do I?

Thank you.

You're saying I have delicate features.

Do you think I'm joking?

Someone told me

that being too serious is a problem.

Do you have feelings for her?

Before that,

why are you doing this, Mr. Baek Do-hong?

You don't...

have feelings for me, do you?

Don't think about me, okay?

You and I are very different.

You're embarrassed about me, aren't you?

That's not what I'm saying!

Yes, it is!

I said you shouldn't waste your time on a nobody like him.

Hey, Min-ji.

-Let's go. -Let's go, Seong-jae.

I won't lose again.

I was in shock earlier.

I am sorry for ruining your night.

I will pay you for your outfit.

That's okay. Why would you apologize?

It happened because I pushed you.

Saying you're sorry when it wasn't your fault

is what poor people do.

As if being born poor is a crime,

they apologize out of habit.

Powerful people don't do that.

Look at me.

I'm standing tall, even after doing something mean.

Apologizing won't change my self-worth,

so it's okay.

True.

Your self-worth will remain subpar always.

No matter what you do, it won't change much.

So don't get any ideas about Baek Do-hong.

I'll tear you apart.

Director Baek.

I guess I'm the kind of person who can't meet anyone successful

or change my life for the better.

Is this all I'm getting?

A subpar life

where I get looked down on?

What's wrong?

Did something happen?

I can't explode,

so I'm holding it in.

Holding it in comes with the job.

Compensation for being humiliated is included

in my pay, isn't it?

I never paid you such money.

Don't hold it in.

You're an important person, too.

It's okay.

Who was it? Come.

This place,

this world is so unfair.

Since I was born anyway,

I wanted to live a decent life like other people do.

I wanted to escape from my miserable life

where everyone is welcome

to step all over me,

so I tried to overstep and reach for the stars,

but the world keeps telling me to stay where I am.

Men like us

shouldn't get involved with women like her.

Because instead of it being a relationship,

it becomes a struggle

that goes against the social order.

I thought things would be different

if I got a job here at Chungdam Heaven,

but it's the same.

I will change it for you.

If you want me to, close your eyes.

Your self-worth will remain subpar always.

No matter what you do, it won't change much.

Do something, anything.

What in the world could kissing change?

You're the one who changed.

You hated my dream.

So why are you helping me?

Because I don't hate you.

Make your dream come true and be loved,

but from someone else.

You told me that everyone has the right to be loved.

I will help you find love

so you won't be heartbroken anymore.

Oh, so you're saying

you felt really sorry for me?

You told me to do something, anything.

I didn't mean you could kiss me.

You didn't know I was gonna do that?

I thought you would fake it.

How could you do it for real, as if we're involved?

You did it for real, and I only responded.

You were so very eager.

Don't be ridiculous. I wasn't.

That's uncalled for.

It's not like I can turn back time.

Shall we try?

Stop fooling around.

How am I gonna face the members now?

Earlier I had a brief mental breakdown,

so I wasn't myself.

I was perfectly fine in both mind and body.

It was all intentional

so you would become this amazing woman

who captured the heart of the aloof CEO.

Don't you think other men would feel attracted to you?

Oh, is that right?

I am ever so grateful.

Nope.

Isn't it more like ecstatic?

I am way too ecstatic.

Seriously.

Where are you going? I'll drop you off.

Forget it. I can manage.

You have the company credit card, don't you?

Take a deluxe taxi.

I'll take the most expensive one!

DELUXE

Pull yourself together.

Don't be so happy.

I feel like my lips have a heart.

Are you all right, Miss?

Yes, I'm fine.

Huh? Huh? Oh?

Did you ever... drive a van?

I've only ever driven a deluxe taxi.

Could I ask you something?

What do you think about a man

who kisses a woman he's not interested in?

Should I kill him?

A jerk who's a constant flirt

should get run over by a sturdy taxi like this one.

No, he's not that bad.

But the kiss was nice.

I bet he is handsome

like me.

I am a man of extraordinary patience

who regards women as nothing but rocks.

Do something, anything.

Man, seriously.

Get out of my body, lustful thoughts!

GOD'S GREAT LOVE

May your confused

And chaotic heart

Be filled

With God's great love

Amen.

Hallelujah.

He's filled with a different love.

Will I be able

to let you be with another man?

You need to get out.

Why are you sitting in that seat?

Did you call for a substitute driver?

Looks yummy, no?

If you enjoy it, it's 0 calories.

Dan-ah, you're home.

We're having a midnight snack.

You want some?

You eat it all.

How can you eat that right now?

That doesn't mean to stop eating!

Seriously.

I am in so much pain right now,

but you're eating sweet and sour pork?

We're cleaning up, look.

We're finished, so this is trash.

That's right.

Wait...

Oh, boy.

I didn't even get a bite.

It's okay.

When we were out in the field,

we used to get dispatched

whenever we ordered Chinese food.

You're making it sound like we did honest work,

when all we did was beat people up.

But!

Now we're being beaten up by Dan-ah.

What's up with that?

We did kinda get soft.

Anyway,

I think we need to find out what happened to her

and take care of it.

Yes, sir.

Oh, what a waste.

Whoa, man, the sweet and sour pork

is buried underneath, moron.

It looks like dog food.

Let's not waste this.

Hasn't anyone told you that you look

like Cho Jung-seok?

Mom, I like Cho Jung-seok.

-So do I. -Me too.

I'm home.

Jae-rim, you're home.

Jae-rim, he's Su-jin's coworker at the hospital,

and he has a crush on her.

Hello, my name is Koo Nam-hoon.

Please call me Dr. Koo.

Okay... hello.

Look at these.

I wasn't going to accept any presents,

but these are so thoughtful.

I'm only accepting them because you like them, Mom.

Wow, I can tell you two have

a great mother-daughter relationship.

And I think that's possible

because you are such a wonderful mother.

Use this body oil to massage your body every day

to help ease the poor circulation brought on

by your pregnancy.

A massage is most effective when someone else

gives it to you.

I will massage you from now on.

Why should you?

A person with good grip strength should give massages.

I'll do it for you, Mom.

Why don't you use that strength to work at a slaughterhouse?

I'd prefer to slaughter you with them first.

-Whatever. -Jae-rim,

would you like a midnight snack?

Dr. Koo brought some beef.

He said a pregnant woman needs quality protein and iron.

But it wasn't domestic beef,

so there's some left.

Here.

One more round.

Hey, hey,

pushing your body to the limit just because you're stressed out

can only make things worse.

You think exercising is good for you, right?

But our cartilage, our knees, there's no refilling them.

What's going on?

Tell me.

-Why you little... -Ouch. Ouch!

I won't let go until you tell me.

I have feelings for someone.

Yes?

But I'm not gonna fall for her.

-Ouch. -Why not?

Is she married?

No.

Her dream is to become a Cinderella

and have a better life.

That's not good.

My mom was like that.

She is so much like my mom.

My mom ended up getting a divorce and went away

with a fortune, and I can understand that, okay?

It's okay to move on to look for money and love

and have a better life, but...

my dad had a really difficult time.

I...

don't want to live like my dad.

But you take after your father.

No.

I'm gonna personally help her find the man of her dreams.

Is that a new kind of fetish?

It's better to let her go and miss her

than to be dumped and resent her.

I call that a win-win situation.

One more round.

Oh, boy.

He should let his heart guide him

instead of wasting his energy like this.

That energy!

Use that to fall in love instead.

What is it?

When you see someone, shouldn't you say hello?

Are you still angry at me?

No.

I'm not angry. I'm just...

a little embarrassed.

Are you okay?

Huh? Well...

as you know, I'm always relaxed.

I don't dwell on stuff like that.

Don't worry too much about it and take it easy,

as you normally do.

Oh, I see.

I'm not worried about it either.

My life is so hectic that I don't have the energy

to focus on stuff like that.

I'm just gonna pretend that I ate a big spoon worm.

Spoon... spoon worm?

It wasn't really like... a spoon worm, was it?

Why? Spoon worms from Jeju Island are meaty

and delicious. I love them.

Really?

So, I...

was that rare spoon worm for you?

Um... no.

There was no nutritional value in it.

Nutritional...

SPOON WORM

I can't believe my first kiss was compared to a spoon worm.

We just got this.

It's perfect for a groom with a figure

as beautiful as his.

How do I look?

Cha-min,

we only had one kiss, so don't get clingy.

Your kiss sucked.

Mr. Groom, Mr. Groom?

Would you like to go with this tuxedo?

No, thank you!

You need to alter this! It's giving me a wedgie!

He didn't seem like he cared.

I was the only one who couldn't even sleep.

Well...

last night...

the party had a closing event

that none of the employees knew about.

Oh,

I didn't know about it either, being an employee myself.

Oh...

Did anything else happen afterwards?

No, nothing happened.

Huh? How weird.

Were tongues involved?

Well...

My mind went blank at that moment, so I'm not sure.

You felt swept away.

There are rumors about your secret romance.

Are they true?

No, they're not.

What about last night's incident?

Ms. Shin Jae-rim's goal is becoming a Cinderella,

but she wasn't getting anywhere, so I tried to help her.

But you're not that kind of man.

Don't you think you went too far?

I didn't think so at the time.

I am truly sorry.

Are you... obsessed with appearing cool?

I never thought I was obsessed about it.

However, I had had a few drinks.

That is not an extenuating circumstance.

In vino veritas, perhaps?

I wasn't that drunk.

Oh, something's off!

Are you having a mental breakdown?

I will get tested for it.

-It's true. -One hundred percent.

How long has our 8th generation conglomerate family member

Prince Cha-min been this pitiful?

Stop filming me.

You don't understand women at all.

What should I do?

If you want to capture a woman's heart...

You need spicy rice cakes.

Spice rice cakes?

These days, even fancy places offer spicy rice cakes.

Chungdam Heaven should have spicy rice cakes

on the menu, too.

Try it.

Okay.

Wow, I know I made this, but it's really good.

Just like kisses,

isn't this a dish that has no nutritional value?

What?

Kisses and spicy rice cakes are food for the soul.

When you eat it, your soul feels full.

That can't be true.

It's too spicy.

Jae-rim,

hello.

Uh... hello.

Would you like me to introduce you

to the members over there?

Or I can give you a cup of tea.

I'm here to talk to you today.

Ouch.

Are you all right?

I only spilled a little bit. I'm fine.

Let me have some ice water.

Sure.

It's a little hot in here, right?

I'm fine.

It's turning red.

You need to ice it right away.

By the way...

what's going on between you and Mr. Moon Cha-min?

He's my boss, and I'm his employee.

What about last night?

What was that?

Was that harassment?

He was drunk.

When he gets drunk, he becomes indecent.

Indecent?

Yes.

I heard...

when he gets drunk, he goes around Chungdam-dong

and finds utility poles and kisses them.

He's a total nuisance.

You're dry, aren't you?

Didn't you put on any lip balm?

How cute.

You're wearing a hairband.

UTILITY POLE COLLECTOR

Wow.

Did you come to ask me that?

No. I have other questions.

About what?

About you.

I want to get to know you.

So next time, instead of here,

how about coming to my office?

Why would I go to your office?

There's something I want to show you there.

This is my invitation.

Wear it when you come.

Last night you broke the order I told you about.

Why should I help maintain your order?

Right.

So I'm gonna have fun, too, crossing the line and all.

Oh...

how fun.

Was it fun to kiss Ms. Shin Jae-rim?

Oh, don't pry, okay?

You'll get hurt.

You too.

Don't ever do anything like that again.

Who are you to say that to me?

Wait and see

who I will turn out to be.

I'm not sure what I will see,

but so far...

I am very happy with what I'm seeing.

You fell hook, line and sinker for it.

This is all part of my grand plan.

But how could you fall for my trap so easily?

You think the woman I kissed is special?

Of course you do.

Everything is going as I planned.

Baek Do-hong, you're an idiot.

To be honest,

I can't tell which one is the idiot.

Why is Baek Do-hong interested in me all of a sudden?

Is my wish still valid?

Or...

was it... the kiss?

Jae-rim!

What are you thinking about so seriously?

No, I'm not thinking about anything.

Jae-rim, what are you gonna do now?

What do you mean?

I think Mr. Moon has a crush on you.

It's all part of his plan to get me out of here.

He's uncomfortable about kicking me out,

so he's trying to find a better way.

I don't think so.

He gets way too sensitive and unpredictable

when you're involved.

I mean, he never used to be like that.

He was always a total nutcase.

So you're saying he was like a sweet bully

or an innocent pervert,

like a unicorn, so to speak.

Should we go and summon that unicorn one more time?

Let's test him!

Have a snack, sir.

What's with that hairpin?

Did you bring it when you defected to South Korea?

Oh,

Mr. Baek Do-hong gave it to me.

No wonder.

So, what did you talk about with Baek-Dumb?

Baek-Dumb?

Baek... What?

Say Baek Do-hong really fast.

Baek Do-hong, Baek Do-hong, Baek-Dumb,

Baek-Dumb, Baek-Dumb, Baek-Dumb,

Dumb, Dumb, Baek-Dumb. See?

Oh, boy.

Baek Do-hong.

Baek Do-hong, Baek Do-hong, Baek-Dumb, Baek-Dumb...

Don't make fun of his cute name.

You're so mean.

Fine.

What did Mr. Baek Do-hong with a cute name say to you?

You want to hear it?

Yes.

It looks like your impulsive action worked.

He... invited me to his office.

H-His office? Why his office?

What is he gonna do there with you?

Well... I wouldn't know.

Hmm...

You're... gonna act all naive

and innocent and go there, aren't you?

I have to.

I'm gonna pretend I am clueless and go there.

Isn't that what you wanted me to do?

Everything happened because the kiss you gave me

did its job.

But...

I think there's a side effect.

What side effect?

Take responsibility.

Responsibility for what?

Let us...

have one more kiss.

Before I go to his office,

I want to figure out something.

Why?

What is it?

Why, why a kiss?

Because it felt so weird.

It felt so weird

that I want to feel it again.

Then I think I'll figure it out.

Are you serious?

Of course.

It's just the two of us,

so let's do it right.

Are you sure you won't regret it?

Yes.

If you want to, close your eyes.