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DREAMING OF FREAKING FAIRY TALE

The god of love is like a four-year-old,

so you never know what he'll do.

So you can never guess

who will meet and how they will fall in love.

Agh!

Cupid is quite capricious,

but there's one good thing about him.

Hey! You can be loved, too!

Capricious Cupid...

bring it on!

Oh, he's your honey.

I should go.

Hey, wait...

Honey,

I came all the way here for you.

Yeah. Why did you?

It's exhausting for both of us.

Exhausting?

I know getting engaged was a strategic move,

but you need to make it look convincing.

When I call you, you better answer quick!

Why? I'm not your honorary firefighter.

How dare you!

Since we pledged a lifelong engagement

to ensure the freedom of unmarried life for each of us,

you must fulfill the duties that come with it, jerk.

Why is this a duty? Do I look like I'm free?

You're getting worse by the minute.

If you meet some woman

and end up breaking our engagement,

you'll be beyond sorry.

The trouble won't end with our companies.

What if my graceful image

gets tarnished?

This is me making sure that never happens.

With that temperament of yours,

you'd make a terrible bride.

Don't be ridiculous.

I've been training to be a good bride for five years now.

I can julienne onions with my eyes closed.

If you don't answer my call again,

I'm gonna pretend your head is an avocado

and pit you with a spoon.

He acted like he's never getting married

when he's actually engaged?

What a weirdo.

What's his deal?

What is his deal?

I was just talking to myself. Go back to sleep.

I thought you were talking to me.

Men would do anything to hit on a woman.

Why would he hit on me? Just go back to sleep.

-Who knows, moron? -Ouch.

Some have a peculiar taste in women.

-Darn it. -Don't be so naive.

Naive?

I'm very experienced.

You don't understand how huge the world really is.

As if you do.

How come he's so muscular?

Just how much did he work out?

So firm.

It's too hot.

I need to sleep.

Sweetheart, run faster.

Sweetheart, run faster.

Sweetheart,

run faster.

It turns out our Prince Cha-min

is a red-blooded man, too.

How did you get the job so out of the blue?

You said the CEO was nuts.

I don't know. He said I'm entertaining.

Do you think I'm good at being funny?

If you were funny, you'd be a comedian.

Right, I could've been a beautiful comedian.

Dream on.

You're not pretty enough to be one.

The competition is cutthroat.

He must have felt a kind of culture shock from you.

He's an upper-class gentleman.

I wish I could make enough money to join Chungdam Heaven

and experience culture shock too.

Aren't you making money with that new gig?

"Getting Naughty with Tom Black."

I did an amazing job recording it.

I took moaning to the next level.

I was totally sexy when I recorded it,

-but it's not really paying off. -Oh, that's terrible.

Please watch my audiobook videos

so the extra views will make me get recommended.

That's not my cup of tea.

But for you, I will press the like button.

Watch it. It's good.

Oh, Black,

-Hey, don't. Okay, stop. -That's the spot.

Oh, seriously.

Whoa, why is she so good?

The ink you ground for me improves my writing,

my dear child.

-How do you like it? -It looks so beautiful...

that a butterfly might soon appear.

I want to retire and enjoy the second stage of my life

painting like this.

You should, Father.

You met a nice man,

and the company is doing well.

I think it's about time Cha-min takes over.

When will the wedding be?

Father?

I would hate to get angry.

Of course, you should stay calm.

You can do it!

If I threw a hissy fit like a crazy girl,

who would be the most upset?

-Me? -Wrong.

I would be the most upset.

Profanities coming out of these lovely lips

and my angelic voice cracking up

would bring tragedy into my beautiful life.

So, don't make me repeat myself.

What did I tell you?

Moon Cha-min is your anti-marriage partner.

You will never get married.

Just because I look elegant on the outside,

don't make the mistake of thinking my personality

has changed, too. It is all...

in our blood, in our DNA.

Dan-ah, you'll hurt yourself.

Let it go.

Breathe and let it go.

It's okay. Stop! Stop, stop.

You'll hurt yourself.

That's good, that's enough.

Hey! Pants wetter!

Don't you know how to say hi?

I didn't wet my pants.

If it hadn't been for me, you would have.

Who knows? I always do Kegel exercises.

Oh, did you have to go that far?

You could've just thanked me.

It seems like you're dying to hear that from me.

Of course. My entire body aches right now.

I meant to thank you last night.

I couldn't only because your fiancee showed up.

Why didn't you tell me about being engaged?

Were you planning on making a move if I didn't have a fiancee?

You won't succeed.

There's no way I will fall for you,

especially when I know your goal.

How hilarious.

It's not like that.

It's just that you acted like you're the kind of man

who doesn't believe in people or in love

and would never ever get married.

And as for me, I could never fall for a nutcase like you.

The reason why you got a job here

is because the CEO is a nutcase.

Right, because you're a nutcase...

Thank you.

I don't mind working for a nutcase boss,

but I'm never going to date a nutcase man,

no matter how desperate I get.

Incredible.

So you did manage to get a job here.

Yes, thankfully.

I have a lot to learn, so please help me.

I have a lot to learn, too, so it's okay.

Let me tell you what kind of place this is first.

Okay. I've been curious

about the social club only the rich people can join.

I was wondering

if I could speak casually with you

because being formal is tiring.

Good idea.

PLAYGROUND

Think of this as a wholesome adult version of a kids cafe.

Oh.

Having been brought up being put through

so much early education, including business management,

they want to unwind, let themselves go, and play,

according to our boss.

They grew up to be these respectable adults

thanks to early elite education.

Oh, that scared me.

Our boss is a human Pororo.

He really is Pororo.

SOCIAL LOUNGE

This is the social lounge.

As you can see, we hold cultural exhibitions

for the members to enjoy.

The theme for this exhibition is self-portraits.

And this one is our boss' work.

That's not a self-portrait.

It's an umbrella portrait.

But that's what he called it.

Whoa.

HESSE'S GARDEN

They eat and play here every day,

so imagine how close everyone would get once they join.

No wonder this is the center of socializing.

But for our boss, it's different.

Wow, you're so dashing.

You're my dream man. Can I have your number?

"Regard women as mere rocks." That's our boss' motto.

No wonder he's so vicious.

I guess he's the kind of man who can't fit in in heaven.

Right.

I hope you can become someone

who fits in very well at Chungdam Heaven.

I'm serious.

Don't worry.

I can change as fast as a frog.

-Go for it. -Thanks.

Hello.

Oh, you must be new.

-Yes, she is. -You just started?

I just came out of the oven,

-so I'm piping hot. -She hasn't come out yet.

She needs more time in the oven.

Let's get back

into the flames.

Flames...

For your training.

Why is my honey and that woman walking together like that,

as if they are a couple?

You could call this the place of true education.

True education?

I mean, the new employee told everyone

that she came here to marry up.

Mr. Moon said he will crush her dream

and teach her a lesson.

Why would he go that far?

He was with that woman last night, too.

He's giving her special attention.

Why are we here?

Are you locking me away in a tower?

You're not a princess. You're an employee.

I'm doing this so you can focus on work

and not get any wild ideas.

There's no need for that.

I never thought of myself as a princess.

-Do you see this? -Oh, yes.

You have great arms... for doing laundry.

This is the job you'll be doing.

Instead of this cream color, make them look bright white.

But I think cream looks more pretty.

It's nice and warm.

Don't be silly.

Make sure they are as white as the first snow.

This is handmade Venetian lace.

Handwash them carefully to avoid loose threads.

It's going to take... ages to handwash them all.

Well,

I bet you can finish them before you grow too old.

Wash this, too.

Oh, boy.

What are you doing here?

Oh, I have to do some laundry.

I heard you came here to marry up.

Wow, word sure travels fast.

I won't deny my dream.

If you wanted to marry up, you shouldn't have come here.

You should've gone to Sowondang.

Sowondang?

-Yeong-bae. -Yes, sir.

Are there any more odd jobs

-to do here? -Not really.

You're trying to give Jae-rim more work, aren't you?

Oh, please don't do that.

Because you are hazing the new employee,

we're not getting our chance.

You've never done this before, so what changed?

I'm going to train her hard the way I want to.

Cinderella's evil stepmother

isn't at her home...

Don't mind me and get back to work.

She's at her workplace.

SHIN JAE-RIM

LIKED VIDEOS / PLAY ALL

MUSIC TO MAKE TIME FLY AT WORK

How can I

Not love you?

I don't know, what should I do When I look into your eyes

Fall for you

You have plentiful charms

How can I

Not love you?

I don't know, what should I do When I look into your eyes

Fall for you

What is she listening to...

to make working so fun?

You have plentiful charms

How can I

Not love you?

The two began to discover

each others' bodies,

by only touching and listening,

and soon their passionate breaths

filled the entire room.

Tom Black, not there.

Give that back.

Huh?

You, how dare you pounce on me!

That's not true.

It's not what you're imagining.

You're not a bride in white.

You're a black-hearted pervert.

What the...

I'm not a pervert.

This is an audiobook my friend recorded,

and it was played by accident.

This isn't something I'm into.

Blaming it on your friend is terrible.

You should be proud of what you like. I'm fine with it.

But I'm serious.

My friend is a voice actor,

but she couldn't make a living from it,

so she got into YouTube,

but that's not working out either,

so I have to listen to it for her now.

Could you click the like button?

Are you saying I have to press like too?

Every single like counts.

Wow, it looks like everyone's working hard,

including you.

Me?

You did it.

I was expecting you to give up.

I'm a pretty good worker.

So I was thinking,

could I start doing real work?

No. You'll get into trouble.

You're really weird for letting me work here

even though you don't like me at all.

Right, I am weird.

I'm not as dangerous as you think.

I'm harmless.

That's what y-you think. Not me.

Oh, what the heck?

Oh, wow.

He's so mean.

GETTING NAUGHTY WITH TOM BLACK

"Getting Naughty with Tom Black."

Oh, my heart.

Do you...

have a crush on Shin Jae-rim?

What are you talking about? I'm just her boss...

You're not the type to worry about your business.

Why would I have a crush on her?

You're being extra mean to her.

Like a mischievous boy having his first crush.

What?

A m-mischievous boy's first crush?

Are you insane?

That woman is a total pervert.

You already know that much about her?

Hey,

don't you dare blame me.

Then prove it to me.

How can I prove to you how I feel?

Get her out of here

by making her a Cinderella.

That would make everyone a winner

and keep things interesting.

-You don't want to? -Just leave her alone.

I don't care what that woman becomes.

Really?

Then be nice to me

so I won't explode.

You're like the 9:00 p.m. o'clock news.

Does that mean

I've become that important to you?

You cause unnecessary concerns.

Please leave.

I was locked up all day, doing the laundry.

Had I known this would happen,

I would've gotten a job at a gym in the financial district

or at a bar outside the courthouse

to look for a man.

Ouch,

my legs hurt.

Ouch.

Are you happy now that you're working at your dream job?

Is it electrifying?

I want to get married quick.

You haven't learned anything.

Tomorrow you will wipe all the balls in the ball pit.

Let's work hard.

Boss, what kind of work did you do today?

What is Chungdam Heaven?

It's a place of rest where you eat and play.

When I eat and play here, it becomes symbolic,

and it helps promote the place.

You play every day, as if you're a human Pororo.

There's something I always say.

Follow your joy.

Why that little... Ugh, I can't stand him.

Maybe I should quit!

SANG-CHEOL

I received the money for this month.

Thank you for doing this.

I can't keep going like this.

HAVE A FLOWERY DAY

There's only one way.

Sowondang?

Angel Shin-hye from before got her wish after going there.

It's famous for making wishes come true.

And it only costs $1,000 to make it happen.

$1,000 to change my life.

It's worth risking my life.

The ideas we get when we're not quite ourselves,

as if we were bewitched, are usually bad ideas.

So be cautious.

What are you doing here?

You should be celebrating your new job

with fried chicken and beer.

I need to borrow some money.

I'll pay you back when I get paid.

Lend me one million won.

What do you need it for?

I have to make a wish.

Why do you need money to make a wish?

Did the gods of heaven tell you to pay them

to have your wish come true?

No, but there's this psychic who does it for you,

and mysteriously, your wish comes true.

That's a scam, you moron.

But it really came true.

Someone I know told me so.

What is the wish you're desperate enough

to spend money on?

Marrying up.

Have you been possessed?

Pull yourself together.

I have pulled myself together.

The only solution to my miserable life is marriage.

Your ideas are what's making your life miserable.

What else could I do?

Get education?

What can education do for me?

Could it get me a job?

Let's say I did get a job. Could I buy a house?

These days, you can't buy a house in Seoul

even if you win the lottery. This is the kind of world

where you can't do anything

unless you're from a rich family.

That's why I want to find a rich husband

and climb up the ladder, so why are you criticizing me?

The apple didn't fall far from Mr. Shin's tree.

Is that how he brought you up?

You're right.

But the two of them loved each other.

Isn't that enough?

And... I call your mom "Mom,"

so why do you still call my dad "Mr. Shin"?

What else could I call Mr. Shin

other than "Mr. Shin"?

Forget it.

I don't call you my big sister either.

Oh, that little...

HAVE A FLOWERY DAY

SUNGJIN UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL

Why did you come back? To take more money?

I'm broke, so stop.

I came to wipe the sleep from your eyes.

Oh, boy.

The right one.

Don't you ever wash your face? Ugh.

-Snot. -Seriously.

Your dad's snot is too gross for you? Huh?

I can't take anything from my unemployed dad.

You don't work anymore, just like me.

If you don't marry Dan-ah, the cooperation won't last.

It will last.

You're here because you worry too much.

My advice is worth 300 million dollars.

-Don't forget that. -I won't.

So tell me one more time to make sure I never ever forget.

Men like us must regard women as nothing but mere rocks.

Do not let your eyes wander.

Women are rocks.

Mr. Moon Bu-hyeon, are you feeling okay?

Now that you're here, I think I am.

No, no, he's fine.

The doctor will see you tomorrow morning.

I got it.

Buy me more books.

Thorns will grow in my mouth if I go one day without reading.

Why bother? You're on the same page you were on last month.

This is the third time I'm reading this.

Buy me something in a series.

I'm leaving.

Something untranslated.

I can't stop daydreaming.

Su-jin might agree.

Would you like something?

I already had three cups of coffee.

-Let's get coix seed tea. -Coix seed tea.

Sis.

Jae-rim.

What brings you here?

Excuse me.

Yes? Yes.

Okay. Bye.

I have to go.

Jae-rim, I'll talk to you later at home.

Okay.

Sister-in-law. What's up?

You can talk to me. I got time.

Who are you calling your sister-in-law?

Don't talk to him, okay?

He's full of hot air. Bye.

Sister-in-law,

I know why you came here.

You came to borrow money from her, right?

How did you know?

I'm a doctor. I can tell.

In your eyes, I felt the kind of desperation

of someone who needs money.

I have so much money.

How much do you need?

$1,000.

How adorable. I could just give you that amount.

-Whoa. -I could,

but there's a condition.

I want Su-jin's ring size.

Would you help me?

I want to make your big sister fall in love with me

with a big diamond ring.

Help me out, please.

I know I saw it here.

This is a classic win-win.

Sis, stop working so hard, trying to be the breadwinner.

I am all for this marriage.

Nice. Let's ride this lucky wave all the way

to my destination.

Oh, my heart.

Wow.

Okay,

this is scary.

Oh.

Someone at Chungdam Heaven told me about this place,

-so I came to make a wish. -Oh.

You came from the land of desire?

So?

What's your wish?

I want to marry up

and change my life.

Oh, you've got desires.

Desire of daughter.

Desire...

Oh, it's in the wrong order. Daughter of desire.

Yes.

I have nothing to offer, but...

I want to be loved.

Actually, I want to be

showered with love.

-Showered. -Love shower.

-Yes. -Love shower, yes.

I want every part of my body to be cleaned,

drenched with love provided by a man

who is way out of my league.

Could I ever be loved like that?

I thought I might be able to be somebody

if I am loved by somebody amazing,

even though I'm a nobody now...

-It's possible. -Really?

Anyone and everyone can love.

Love doesn't pick and choose.

-Why is that? -I mean...

Cupid must be nearsighted or something

because he has bad aim.

Cupid?

The two began to discover

each others' bodies,

by only touching and listening,

and soon their passionate breaths

filled the entire room.

Tom Black, not there.

What the...

This is terrible.

Do you...

have a crush on Shin Jae-rim?

Why would I, unless I'm crazy? Huh?

She's not attractive at all.

SEXY, PROVOCATIVE

Shin Jae-rim.

She's dangerous.

She is.

-Enjoy. -Thank you.

So, did you get the money?

Stay out of it.

You didn't lend me any money.

Jae-rim, do you need money?

Since you're doing the cooking in my place,

would you like some spending money?

No, it's okay.

You should spend it on yourself.

Did anyone see my ring?

Is it gold?

Could I sell it?

No, it's a silver ring.

I didn't want it to get rusty,

but it's gone.

-Jae-rim. -Yes?

What did you want to talk about last night?

Oh!

It was nothing.

I should go get ready. Enjoy your food.

Mom, give me some spending money.

You're nuts.

Oh, boy,

did you come to work this early to stir up trouble?

Stir up trouble?

I came early to wipe all the balls.

I didn't want to get locked up in a room all day again.

You can start your regular duties today.

-Why all of a sudden? -Just because

you want to marry up doesn't mean it will actually happen.

I had no reason to be concerned in the first place.

I doubt you can marry up.

You think I can't do it?

Our Prince Cha-min

has been fighting his urges for so long

that even a minor stimulation from Jae-rim

is turning him into a mola mola.

Please stop, you know,

invading my personal space.

Well, I didn't,

I never really invaded your personal space.

You smell.

Stay far away from me, please.

Why does she keep invading my personal space?

Oh, seriously!

What's going on?

I can't smell anything.

Wait,

is it the smell of poverty

only the rich can smell?

Darn it.

Whoa,

this is the smell of wealth.

Darn it,

I do smell

like poverty.

What are you doing?

-Huh? -Nosework training?

Do I smell?

-No, you don't. -I don't?

-You didn't take a shower? -I did.

You didn't.

-I did. -You didn't.

I said I did.

Seriously.

I got mistreated for smelling when I don't.

How can he be so mean to a woman?

Bring your wish note with you

and read it whenever you get the chance.

You need to imprint it on your mind.

And that clear goal will lead you

to the destiny you want.

A BIG MAN! BE IT HIS HEIGHT OR WHATEVER,

I WANT HIM TO BE BIG...

The more vivid the wish is, the better.

What kind of man do you want?

Picture your ideal man in your head.

In order for me to picture him,

it should be about his appearance, right?

A big man.

Especially his height.

Why does my heart skip a beat whenever I see a big man?

When I look up at a tall man,

I can stretch and relieve my text neck.

It makes me so happy.

I wouldn't have to ask who his father is

because his facial features

would be so sharp that they say

they were sculpted by Michelangelo.

And six-pack abs.

They say your core muscles are important.

It is a topsy-turvy world,

so I'm going to hold onto him tightly and never waver.

Cupid's reckless shooting of arrows

leads to complicated relationships.

But after twists and turns,

you will most certainly

find true love.