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DREAMING OF FREAKING FAIRY TALE

All fairy-tale princes are rich, handsome and sweet.

They are all very similar,

as if they were cloned from one prince.

But being born into a rich family

doesn't always guarantee

a sunny disposition and a kind heart.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall,

who's the handsomest of them all?

You are, of course, Prince.

If you're lying, I'll smash you.

There's also a gen Z,

8th-gen, conglomerate family prince who's nuts.

Let's begin the romance story

of the 8th generation conglomerate family prince.

I'm going to sue you.

For attempted murder.

"Attempted murder?"

Darn it.

What the heck is this?

You're after my money, aren't you?

I, I don't even know how much money you have.

It's immeasurable

because it's increasing as we speak from interest.

So instead of using dirty tricks like this,

just come out and ask for money.

Why would I?

I'm more scared of dying than anything in the entire world.

There are so many things to enjoy in life,

but if I'm dead, I can't enjoy them.

He's crazy.

I shouldn't get mixed up with him.

Okay, I am very sorry, but it was an accident.

Let me have my shoe back.

I can't give you the evidence.

Why do you need evidence?

-I told you it wasn't so. -I don't believe you.

A perfectly fine shoe came off

and fell right on top of my head?

How can something like that happen without intent?

You totally did it on purpose.

That's what people generally call an unfortunate accident.

If bird poop hits you on the street,

do you blame the bird for holding a grudge?

I'm not that unlucky.

Luck is on my side.

You're not that lucky.

I said it was an accident.

Give me back my shoe.

Really?

Don't you have any manners?

I guess I don't.

So give it to me.

No, never. I'm going to get this resolved.

No mercy.

If you keep this up, it won't end well.

For me or for you?

For both of us.

I have the worst luck, so if you mess with me,

my bad luck will rub off on you, too.

Do you want to be miserable?

This is intent.

And this is good will.

I saved your life.

The hour hand met the minute hand,

striking 12 o'clock, as two strangers met,

the beginning of new magic.

How could he take a shoe

from someone who's about to have a job interview?

But, Shin Jae-rim,

you need to be nice to the rude, rich people from now on.

Relax.

I am an Angel Manager.

From this moment on, smile.

CEO MOON CHA-MIN

Wow.

What just walked in?

I thought you were Satan without wings.

RESUME

Oh, you're here for the interview.

I'm sorry,

but only a kind person can be an angel.

The job involves connecting people,

and a mean person will make it fail.

Huh?

What's going on?

Why are you quiet?

You were quite chatty earlier.

If there's anything you want to say, go ahead.

Does it feel good

to be the boss and talk to me this way?

It's the best. It's electrifying.

Then...

What if I prayed?

You said you're scared of dying, right?

In what will be a rather short life of yours,

I pray that you will never be able to buy

any amount of happiness with all that money you have.

I was really desperate for this job.

So it wouldn't be fair

if you are the only one who gets to be happy.

Then...

what do you want?

Lightning shall strike the top of your head

and come out of your ass!

When an animal's life is at stake,

they instinctively put up a fight.

A zebra will kick a predator with its hind legs,

A piglet will roar at a lion.

And at this moment, Jae-rim, with her indomitable spirit,

gave Cha-min a verbal slap.

By the way, what's the deal with that umbrella?

Is it like a security blanket?

He suffers from the "watch your six" syndrome.

So he uses that umbrella to be on alert and protect himself.

How can that protect him?

Who knows?

Maybe there's a weapon hidden inside that umbrella.

How can the CEO be that young?

He's young and rich, but I'm young and poor.

He's the weird one for being rich when he's young.

It's unfair.

I'm young, so I should shine,

but I feel small and miserable because I'm poor.

You've been good and hard-working,

and one day you meet the love of your life.

And he turns out to be rich.

I wonder if anything like this could happen to us.

Even if you ran big data analyses on our lives,

it wouldn't happen.

People like us have to fight

for chances like that with all we got.

Oh, I can't stand that man.

Aren't they watching up in heaven?

They should strike him

with lightning, rumble, boom, bang!

Like this, you know?

Lightning shall strike the top of your head

and come out of your ass!

Ugh, the trauma.

I saved your life.

Have you finally gone crazy?

What's wrong?

I met this woman, but...

it was very weird.

Wait, did she slap you?

My ears did feel numb.

When rich people like us get slapped, we can't help

but fall for the girl.

Fall for the girl? Me?

Don't be ridiculous.

What? Fall for her?

There's no way I can be attracted to her.

Peekaboo.

What are you doing?

No.

Go away.

Go away.

He told me to regard women as nothing but rocks.

She's a rock, a rock.

Okay.

One.

Rock.

What rock? Jae-rim rock?

Oh, this is driving me crazy.

I must have lost my mind.

Why does she keep appearing?

Oh, this is nuts.

Oh, seriously.

Man.

Huh?

Oh, seriously.

Darn it.

Ugh.

She isn't much to look at.

What kind of trick did she play on me?

Could it be...

hypnosis?

Cold brew, cold brew.

Turn into a delicious latte.

Ha!

Whoa! Magic.

This is nice.

HEALTH INSURANCE PAYMENT PAST DUE

Paying for insurance is killing me.

INFO ABOUT INTEREST

ON UNPAID STUDENT LOANS AFTER FINDING A JOB

My part-time job pays peanuts, and it's already gone.

Hello? Who is this?

This is Moon Cha-min, CEO of Chungdam Heaven.

Why are you calling me on such a fine morning?

So I can have you come early to Chungdam Heaven.

Are you still at it?

It was a mistake, and I apologized.

Are you a pervert who enjoys hearing profanities?

Do I need to get warmed up?

Sure, do it in front of me, face to face.

I don't want to get involved with you ever again.

Oh, is that so?

Well, that's unfortunate.

I was calling to tell you that you got the job.

What?

What are you trying to do?

Are you planning on torturing me?

I wouldn't dare, considering all the curses you might put on me.

I almost thought you were Jang Hui-bin.

If you really did, why would you want me?

Because Jang Hui-bin is interesting.

You're entertaining.

Unbelievable.

Who'd be willing to work with such a nutcase...

people might wonder.

But I would.

UBCB, use barbarians to control barbarians.

UNCN, use nutcases to control nutcases.

You are so unpredictable.

You can predict you'll see me at Chungdam Heaven today.

Okay, come quick.

I'll be expecting you.

Does this mean today is our first day together?

Please make sure to pay me for every day I'm there.

I have no intention of offering you free labor,

not even for a minute.

I'll see you later.

Dad!

Dad!

Wow, I'm pretty good-looking, yes.

Look at my jawline.

Ouch.

Why should I get dressed up just for her?

Oh.

Women hate gold necklaces.

There you are.

Ugh.

Women hate tight pants.

How insane. I make even these look good.

No, I should be humble.

Ugh, there's fur everywhere.

I have a stuffy nose.

This is what I call a true man's combat uniform.

This isn't because I want to make a good impression.

But what if she falls for me? That would complicate things.

This would be perfect.

I think she's going to hate it.

Hello, sir.

Wow, I guess you can be polite and reasonable sometimes.

When I have to make money, I can be.

You respond well to financial therapy.

Yes, I like money very much.

My character is directly proportional

to my monthly salary.

That's not what I expected from you.

My experience has taught me to be afraid of money.

So I'm going to obey and comply with capitalism.

So, what kind of work do you need me to do?

A kind smile.

A capitalistic smile.

No, thank you.

If there's anything you want to say, go ahead.

Don't hold back.

That's what I like about you.

Oh.

Can I really be honest?

Sure, go ahead.

Is that a chastity belt?

Chas...

How can this be a chastity belt?

Well, the design may be different,

but it serves the same function.

When you have that belt on, no woman would come near you,

so it is a chastity belt.

Oh, looking good.

"Oh, looking good"?

Why won't this come off?

Ugh, seriously.

Attention.

I was thinking about what I can do to entertain myself

and recruited a talent.

Clap.

Hello.

She's a new hire. So what should we do?

We must give introductions, right?

Let us begin the introduction game

Am I being pranked?

Skip a beat

This is for real.

You need to introduce yourself by announcing what you wish for.

Skip two beats

This isn't a kindergarten,

so why would he play this kind of game with adults?

Oh, just humor him.

Skip three beats, and one, two, three, four

Eternal youth

Cryptocurrency jackpot

Anti-aging

Younger husband

Lease expiration

Cinderella

This is why what's on your subconscious mind matters.

Because you always end up

blurting out your hidden desires

and getting into trouble.

I thought she was interesting,

but she's one of those.

Your predecessor left after she became a Cinderella,

so how could you say you wish to become one on your first day?

I was caught off guard,

and I just blurted it out.

Wow,

so it really is your dream.

I don't believe it.

I had no clue.

You sure fooled me.

What do you mean?

I didn't fool you.

You're not desperate for a job. You're desperate to get married.

Yes.

I applied for a job here because I want to work hard

and find a good husband.

Don't people generally call people like you materialistic?

I can't stand people like that.

I hate them.

I'm not materialistic.

I'm just tired of my situation.

Your situation is bad, I guess.

But I'm not a philanthropist.

You have too many problems for me to work with you.

I told you I won't offer you free labor,

not even for a minute, didn't I?

We agreed this would be our first day together.

First day.

Let's do this.

We'll make a wager.

Have fate decide if you should work here.

Having fun is the most important thing in my life.

Follow your joy.

Nice.

Since we're both nutcases,

why not level the playing field and play as equals?

Sure.

You can choose the game.

Oh, okay.

Follow me.

I smell trouble.

Trouble between a man and a woman?

That kind of trouble starts

when two people's eyes meet, causing a spark.

EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT

Who can drink more?

Sure.

But why here of all places?

Because how it tastes still matters.

Does being at the Han River make a difference?

Huh? When it's the same factory-made product?

Everything tastes better at the Han River.

Ramen tastes better at the Han River,

and so does fried chicken and beer.

It's a special benefit of Seoul.

Are you sure you want to do this?

No making excuses later, okay?

Why?

Getting cold feet?

Do you want to back out again?

Why would I?

Do you know how healthy my organs are?

I've been taking care of them by always eating organic food.

When alcohol enters my body, they break it down in a flash.

My diet consists mostly of genetically modified food

with palm oil, high-fructose corn syrup and gluten,

but maybe that's why my organs

are so strong that alcohol doesn't affect them.

I see alcohol as a healthy, God-given gift.

It's great for circulation.

EXCESSIVE DRINKING IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

It's that nonsensical syllogism again.

I won't go easy on you just because you're a woman.

You're not getting a break.

I won't go easy on you just because you're a man.

You have no idea what kind of family I am from.

Oh, yes, oh, yes.

-You're off duty until when? -Just today.

That's great.

Let's have a quick drink, sis.

Okay. We'll just have a sip.

It was really boring without you at home.

Mom's pregnant, and Jae-rim can't hold her liquor.

She's just a baby.

A baby? As if.

She's just reckless.

Oh, boy.

Okay, words don't mean a thing.

Let's get started.

Huh?

You can't even open it?

It's wet, so it's slippery.

I have a strong grip.

I'm sure you do.

If we arm wrestled,

I could beat a fragile man like you in one go.

What? Fragile?

Do you want to try it?

Just to see how it goes?

Sure.

Fair and square.

Okay, bring it on.

Ready.

-Set. -Go.

-Man. -Fair and square.

What should we do?

You are strong, but I'm stronger.

Huh? Oh, no.

I squeezed your hand too hard, and your nail got smashed.

You didn't do this. It's always been like this.

Oh, I was scared.

That must have hurt.

Ouch.

Don't worry about it. Let's just drink.

I wish you luck.

I know I can beat you at this.

Let's get started before it goes flat.

Bam.

Hey, hey.

Breaking news.

A human black hole

has appeared near the Han River.

Please watch out.

WARNING A WILDLIFE-INFESTED AREA

Stop drinking, stop!

Finished.

Aw.

You can't be human.

It's called willpower.

What do you want to do now?

One more glass?

How can you call this a glass?

I can see you're determined to win,

so let's just say you won.

You mean that?

You must guarantee a full-time position.

And you can't fire me on a whim.

Sure. A promise is a promise.

I don't believe this.

Are you drunk?

No, I'm not drunk.

Let me see the contract.

You can't take it back saying you were drunk.

Oh, boy.

How can this be so easy?

As I predicted, hanging out with you is fun.

Imagine how much more fun it would be

if we see each other every day.

Fine.

I'm going to make you miserable, so brace yourself.

Oh, seriously, getting paid to be picked on?

I love it. Thank you.

CONTRACT DATE: NOVEMBER 7TH 2023 / CEO MOON CHA-MIN

How naive of you.

You dream of becoming a Cinderella?

That was a joke, right?

I wish it was,

but that's my life's goal.

If I were you, I would lie about it.

I know what I want is archaic and old-fashioned.

But outside marriage,

there's no way I can escape from my current situation.

Really?

What is it you want to do after getting married?

I will live a happy life being loved and giving love.

I don't believe in such abstract things.

It makes you a good target for scams.

My goodness,

you've never been in love, have you?

That's too bad.

I believe every living being deserves to be loved.

A natural right to be loved.

A right to be loved...

But there aren't many people who enjoy that right.

But I love myself.

I'm self-sufficient.

I don't need to date or get married.

I'm already rich in love.

Good for you.

But doesn't that make you feel lonely and bored?

That must be why I'm doing this with you.

Romantic relationships are so profound and mysterious

that you can never know

what kind of person you'll fall for.

It feels like god wrote some invisible code

to determine compatibility.

Come here.

Just for a second.

Beep. Oh, we're compatible.

Beep, beep! We're not compatible.

Anyway, what's taking the boss so long?

I will start tomorrow, then.

Hey, your boss is still drinking.

Talking here is pretty good.

The Han River is really nice.

I need to use the restroom,

but my jerk boss doesn't want to leave.

Let me have a sip.

We're out of beer.

Shall we go?

Oh, seriously.

I'm in trouble.

What's wrong?

You said we should go, but you're not moving.

-Restroom. -Huh?

Restroom.

I need to use the restroom.

But you're supposed to be an adult.

I guess we did drink a lot.

Is there a restroom nearby?

No.

It's really far away.

ROUTE 1 - ROUTE 2

IT IS TOTALLY FAR AWAY

IT IS TOTALLY, TOTALLY FAR AWAY

Why didn't you plan better, huh?

Instead of focusing only on the input,

you should've thought about the output

and chosen a place with a restroom.

Why did you have to talk so much?

You talked a lot, too.

Oh, no...

What do I do? I really have to go.

What do I do?

Oh, seriously.

Ugh...

What was that?

Are you crying?

Did you wet your pants?

I'm trying to shed some tears.

Tears are liquid, too.

I can't believe you.

Ugh...

Would you like me to keep watching?

Do you want to go into those bushes?

No.

I'm a civilized person.

Heaven is watching,

so I'd rather jump into the river.

Would you like to cover yourself?

Would you like to borrow this?

Just leave, please.

If I have to go, I will take care of it,

so please leave.

How could I just leave when there's a civilian in trouble?

Unless you can pee in my place, I don't want you to be here,

so please just go.

Well, then, clean that up before you leave.

The sky is clear, and so is my mind.

If only it was raining,

and if only I was completely drunk...

Try your best to hold it.

I will try my best, too.

Am I being saved?

Don't relax, okay?

If you pee on me, I'll kill you.

Sweetheart, run faster.

You're delirious.

Pull yourself together!

Where is it, darn it?

The arrogant Prince Cha-min has turned into a loyal

and strong servant for now.

How nice.

Sphincters, try to hold on a little longer!

TOILET

The last part is up to you.

Thank you. I will not give up.

TOILET

Why is he still here?

How am I supposed to face him again?

It was rather nice,

if it weren't for the situation,

and if it weren't for me.

Just for him.

Maybe he's a good guy.

Oh, boy.

Hey, whoa.

What's going on? Why are you walking like that?

This is me being embarrassed.

I don't know what to do

now that I've shown such an embarrassing side of me

to my future boss.

Right.

I don't know who actually won the game.

That'd be me because I'll be the one making money.

Honey.

Dan-ah.

You weren't at Chungdam Heaven,

and you wouldn't answer your phone.

I had to use the couple app to locate my fiancé.

Fiancé?

"Honey"?

He told me he didn't need to date or be in love,

but he's engaged?

What the heck? Why would he lie to me?

Is he a bad guy?

When you finally find a job after a long, hard search,

you will find a weird, difficult boss.

Rooting for all job seekers and holders,

until next time!