Original subtitles

hi honey

stop it

why you little

now you've screwed up the fishing

you've got the best there is on your line right now

hahaha

come on slick

what do you mean come on

are we going to Vegas come on

crazy yeah

I like Ralph Fulton who looks slick

the Brahman is a very righteous one

the Brahman is a flip and you know it

hey you're real funny

you know look slick

if you don't dig what's happening

Disneyland is like 200 miles back that way

don't wig out man

I'm hip I'm hip

were you coming man

yeah all the way

all the way

I'll never make Vegas tonight with this kid Vegas

no

I can think of better things to make how about me

so who needs slot machines

real poetry

what the hell is going on

did they touch you baby

are you alright did you lay a hand on her

you did touch her you filthy creeps

take your slimy bodies and get out of here

who are you calling a creep you're a creep

everybody out I don't think you like us buddy

but she is gonna love us you slimy

you want more of the same

we get your message dad

good now crawl back in that hole you came from

all of you

ah hahaha ah hahaha

ah hahaha

sweet round little baby

you're going to hate yourself in the morning

that won't be long angel

you'll be a good half hour and you know it

so help me the way Sam Fritz about that dog

and you should think he was a prize German Shepherd

instead of a duke's mixture

I guess the same it is

and you're just as bad corny as that

you know sometimes

I wish I had married an MD instead of a veterinarian

at least I could compete with human patience

you're always picking on me oh

get out of here

oh by the way

we have some unfinished business later

if you won't get the troops out of the hot sun

Lieutenant I suppose we're just left to our own devices

I'm gonna drop in on Martha and check her new offspring

compare note you might pick up a few pointers yourself

I'll see you in a few minutes

looks like this town may have a little action after all

my God and I thought that bikini chick was something

hey John

say yeah

you like that stuff hey watch it

what's happening baby

I'm done we say we have a little party in here

hey sweetheart

you wanna ride on my motorcycle

oh please leave me alone

what's happening baby

watch it

do you live around here look

you idiot get away

come on leave me alone

come on don't

please let me go all right punk but times over

Naber

hi

Cory

Cory what are you doing

did I wake you Angel

I'm sorry

come back to bed lover

alright honey in a minute

Kale Honey

I love you

is that why you're sitting up with a cold lecture

instead of laying down with a warm wife

had a little trouble sleeping

thought I'd go over the books

you're still upset about this afternoon

aren't you

honey

they were just three wise guys trying to be big men

you know this is silly

those three are probably 100 miles away from here

by now

besides

things to do than talk about three weirdos such as

oh

your belt buckle's cold

hello

oh hello yes

no there's really no cause for concern

uh I can't um

it's impossible I'm terribly involved this evening

yeah I'll be over the first thing in the morning

yes you can count on it

okay good night

who is that

the Phantom Air is acting up

Phantom

Jessica Phantom

haha

what's so damn funny well

for one thing a pregnant horse interrupting us now

Starlight is a very expensive brood mare

so is her owner

you sure it's Starlight that has the problem

you know she's a fool Jessica

I thought she was just hoping

Angel you are jealous

me no

why should I be just

because some wealthy sex machine thinks

my husband's the only vet in 3 counties

honey you know

I picked my filly some time ago

let's just keep it that way huh

you know how females are darling

especially when they're pregnant

or want to be what I said

if Starlight's undergone some sort of miraculous cure

why did you send for me well

I figured you were on your way over here

and besides I wanted you to look at him

oh he belongs to a friend of ours

and Tom and I are thinking of buying him

and using him for breeding purposes

looks young enough

good lines

good confirmation how to make a fine stud

by the way where's Tom

Vegas Pisco Helen

my Tom's a very busy man

you don't seem to mind

he has his fun and I I have mine

hi like to call home broken New Jersey 3

8 1 7 1

5 2

3 6

9 5 3

4 7

يا الله

hello mom

hi

what do you mean

oh fine

well I'm all dressed on a uh trip

I got two friends

and we have motorcycles of our own now

and one was in the army he's teaching us Army things

judo and camping out

he's a good guy

both everybody's a good guy

yes and he

he thinks of his mother a lot

oh yeah

once he slipped and mom he called me mother

as soon as the ship's over and the vacation

I'll come home

okay

bye

why don't we go up to the house early

where we can be more comfortable

what's the matter darling

cold feet

forgive me I really am sorry

but I was playing games at your expense

why

partly I was curious

and partly

I was reluctant to offend an important client

but nevertheless you are a damn desirable woman

then why don't we give it a go

for more than one reason

but let's just say I already got more than I can handle

how sweet how precious

yes he is

well

some gals have it made

tired of playing games sweetheart

well then let's get down to more serious business

on YouTube that time

knock it off

you're really gonna like what's coming up next

sweetheart

an old Vietnam procedure they don't believe in

Courtney said that

been to the Fanning farm today DOC

uh huh

I understand this Fanning girl's interested in breeding

you might say that you know

she's got a good thing going there

that Mary hers it's high time

folks around these parts took more interest in common

old horseflesh

I've always said this is great horse country

why just the other day two

no good bike riding punk again

put it on the tab Rufus

looks like they did a real job DOC

those 3 hoods must have had a ball

if you're finished sergeant

we'd like to take them away to the hospital

if you don't mind now listen DOC

I got a final report too yeah sure

yeah

Doctor Maddox has a few questions I'd like to ask you

what happened here take it easy

she's going to be alright

she's been assaulted criminally assaulted assaulted

God

what happened

DOC I'm real sorry

I blew my stack a little while ago

do you mind if I accompany the medic's

I'll have one of my boys pick up the squad car

a little later

okay

Cory help me

I'm here Angel

she'll be alright in a week or so

after all

nothing happened to her that a woman ain't built for

Cory help me Cory

I'm here Angel

I'm here Maddox

was your wife acquainted with three young aces

that rode motorbikes

motorbike a Mrs

Brewer a neighbor of yours

called us on a peace disturbance complaint

claimed that there was a real

wild party going on at your place

and then just before I got here

three young toughs took off on their bikes

any ideas about this

yesterday in town

three punks strangers

they tried to get funny with her

oh so that's it

are you trying to say my wife invited this sheriff

well not exactly

but sometimes a woman will encourage you

look at her face look at those bruises

does that look like she was having a party

she was assaulted criminally assaulted

oh take it easy Maddox

we'll find those three lover boys when sheriff

next month next year

whenever you get around to it

maybe Carrie Carrie

they won't get away with an angel they won't get away

I need you like a hole in the head

shut your black mouth I got you out of bio test

most broads should be grateful

grateful come on dear

you maul me through every cheap motel in 3 states

then you get us lost in the middle of nowhere

and I'm supposed to be grateful

ha ha ha

you Cajun witch I should have never married you

should have left you back in biotash

you ain't worth a LED dollar is company

and you're 4 times worse than the Sack Ranch

you talk about this sack didn't anyone tell you

you can't push a car with the total

next time we get into you can get lost

Harry Bona

I don't need you to get to LA what are you aiming to do

pedally way there if I do

you can better find me a man

not some smelly old crumbum who's ready for a pension

why you

well just don't squat there

get your Caesar out of this here car

I may need some help with this old car

fix it yourself you bastard out matrice

I have to take a little walk

I don't give a tinker's damn if you never come back

damn women

damn trouble all my life with them

do it myself to hell with her

well hi there fellas

haha glad you happened along

it's a it's Patrick the new Tar

it's a it says he plays hell with Tar

and I'm having me a hell of a time with this year old

Jack oh

a war wound smart to heat when I have to bend over

the Chateau theory Chateau

what

Spanish American War no man

he was with George in that crazy robot

no I'm telling you

it was San Juan Hill and they're right pop

come on Teddy

now I'm telling you

this cat just had to be at Valley Forge man

oh yeah

you're the old stuff with the rag on your head no

you fellas are joshing me uh

catch all theory that was a vegan

you know a World War 1

the vegan oh yeah

he means the big wipeout man

hahaha

the old soldier here he deserves a little more respect

hahaha

take a long time

get this

the Bounty Hunter

slag I want to ring your scrawny chicken neck

stop screwing around with that piece

you nearly put the blast on my foot

I got half a notion of it

haven't you changed that damn tire yet

you're going to help the old man change the tire

or is one of you big men going to give me a bike ride

into the next town Che Bella ragazza

mwah

Vieni qua Signorina

oh I'll give you a ride sweets

keep your grabby hands off pig

what the hell did you do that for

Brahman friend Dante you are indelicate

one does not maul a lady a lady

oh come on now

you gotta be kidding man

no not at all

can't you see it sticks out all over

well you rance

you foul of mouth scum

you like her huh

she's a real looker alright

Cajun French gal

you know what to say about them French gals

don't you ain't nothing like a French gal in the

in the sack they get wild

real wild now listen

if you fellows want to you

you go right ahead yes sir

you go right ahead and help yourselves

she don't mind

she likes it

he grabbed it I didn't mean to

it was an accident Roman

it's like what if you go and do a damn thing like that

it's an accident Roman

that's gonna sound real good

when they stash us in the Iron Hotel

uh

uh uh

uh uh

easy easy

you had a very close call

who

who are you

Corey Maddox and you

Ruby

Ruby Bono you're a very lucky girl Ruby

that bullet just grazed you

Harry

he's dead I'm afraid

who was he

my husband

your husband

I'm very sorry

yeah

hey hey hey hey

take it easy for a bit

I'm alright

got a constitution like a horse

what the hell happened here

poor old geezer didn't have a chance

they shot him and they tried to kill me

looks like they stole our car too

were there three of them

yeah

you you know them

they raped my wife

come on you feel up to riding

sure

if we find a phone

I'll send the Highway Patrol for your husband

what do you mean if we find the phone

I have to get to LA

then you better get out and hitchhike

Missus Bauer I sympathize with your problems

but I have my own right now

we're running low we better find a gas station

hey we've been here before haven't we

hi fellas

couple of bucks worth please

hey what's with Joe

gas station there

dude

keeps pinning us like we own some bread or something

knock it off Dante

he's hip to us Brahman the cat knows nothing

and we're not going to give him anything to know

anything else man

must be that road block to set up ahead looking for it

hey hey

what the hell

it's the horse Crocker

and the old ranch is broad

that's them that's the truck

side road coming up

hang on

he picked up on us

step on it man

should have made sure she was done in

that's an oversight friend

which I'll now correct

please keep your head down mom

take a little look

Baba be careful

you missed them

well aren't you going after them

let's do them in for good man

what do you wanna do wait for the lousy fuzz

they're not going anywhere with that damn flat tire

they're taking off they thought they got us

they blasted a tire in the Land Cruiser

well damn lucky that's all

they blasted it

they won't get far they're heading for the cauldron

it's a dead end

what the hell is that it's an old abandoned pipeline

some sort of a natural crater nearby

the Indians used to call it the cauldron

they believed it was a place where their spirit guides

made magic to cloud

or clear the heads of men

you could use a little of that judge yourself

cut the Fang marks open hey

take the knife cut it

take the knife

cut the Fang marks open cut them

make little X's cut them

look at it and do it alright

alright take it easy

go ahead cut the Fang Mark

look at it two X's

some more some more alright

put the knife down alright

suck it suck out the poison

suck it some more some more

suck it out suck it some more

some more spit it out spit it out

some more

man this is really nowhere

what did you expect Dildo

Palm Springs let's cut out

let's go back

parlay this whole thing right into a cyanide sweet

however friends like if you want to cut out man make it

you really mean that

hell yes I mean it

no hard feelings

not a one

later slack

well buddy

you just might have the right idea

this road doesn't pan out for Dante

and I will probably go your route too

you wanna cut out too man

no no

I'm with you Brahman

all the way

really all the way

alright then my loyal Patroclus

let's get this chariot rolling

forgive me you first wampus

we're out of gas

now what do we do

we walk

oh man

we've had it Roman we are trapped

far from it old buddy

you see that well

that's where we're going to be when our pal

the horse Crocker gets here

I should have taken you back to town

and the dog should have chased the rabbit

instead of stopping for a tree

you could still go back

might be able to walk it back to the main highway

look if you think I'm trying to be noble

forget it I get lost walking around the block

you are my ticket out of this hellhole

and that's all the risk to it

besides

you might need me around to step on another rattlesnake

what's funny you are

I mean the way you look at me

reminds me of the story when a boy says to the girl

what is a nice girl like you doing here

and she says I don't know

just lucky I guess

Ruby then

what is a nice girl like you doing

in a place like this just like the girl said

just lucky I guess

you really want to know

you're not just trying to be nosy like most men

what's to tell I was born and I grew up

just that simple huh nothing's ever simple

I was born in Lake Charles

big family

lots of kids and not enough

bread

especially after our breadwinner cut out on us

my father was a wiper on a tanker

one day he jumped ship in Yucatan

maybe he had a little senorita down there

or maybe he was just fed up

I was 17 at the time and there was a ship's officer

no ordinary white for a Ruby tipidor

anyway

he lived in New Orleans

he said he loved me and wanted to marry me

I ran away with him

when we got to New Orleans

he ditched you oh no

not lover boy

he offered to put me up an apartment

ever bit as good as his wife's

I told him what he could do

and then I tried making it on my own

but things happen to a girl

all by herself in a big city

lots of things

men mostly

I never took any money

some of them were were halfway decent jobs

they want to do help

so I let them help

couldn't stand the town anymore

I got as far as the Bayou teach

before I ran out of money

that's where I met Harry

at some joint I was swinging hash at

he was on his way to LA and all of a sudden

it sounded like the Promised Land

so Mister Di I do's and

and I guess you know the rest

hi

you wanted the bedtime story

now you've got it

the hell would you expect anyway Fanny Hill

why don't you go easy on yourself

is that your secret huh

is that what you do it's the only way

you better get some rest

you look tired

something must have happened

that horse quack should have been here by now

maybe he went back for the fuzz

ramen

ramen

maybe we should split huh

we got orders to wait for the choppers

huh

I said we wait for the choppers

we'll be here soon at 17 hours

we'll show those commie bastards

we'll show you you red grabbers

you think you're safe out here huh

you think you're safe on this sticky rice party huh

why you stick around you scum

oh oh he's done a hooker

Big Company's gonna shake you Royal

Gail

Gail give me a blanket honey

يلا بس بس

when sheriff when sheriff next month next year

I'm so angel Angel

I'm freezing I'm freezing Peter

it's not here

the email

I'm so cold

they made my wife they made my wife

I'm cold I'm so cold

I'm good I'm good

angel Angel

look all I want is the wheels

I just want a split

it wasn't me I didn't shoot you

it was that crazy Brahman

you know the blonde guy

that Brahman is psycho he even shot slick

and slick was the one who did your old man in

look it was them

I didn't do a thing now you know that

yeah you do know

don't you I did not do a thing honey

what's with the Crocker

a snake bit him tough

so you could get me off the hook

couldn't you

I mean like you could explain to the fuzz

just tell them everything

you could save me just tell them I

or you could put me in the joint

huh

well answer me answer me

I'm gonna have to kill you

I don't want to but I'm gonna have to

a very groovy chick you would be a gas really

I bet you're a real swinger huh

you know I could go for you honey

I really could

if you could only just keep your pretty mouth shut

you don't want to kill me

you want to make love to

oh my God

yes

Angel

ah ah

ah ah

you're so crazy you're not

stop it

ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah ah

you had the shakes

there was a shortage of blankets

he's dead

he came here last night

he was going to kill me

I had to

he would have killed us both

you saved my life too

I have to

is it worth it

they raped my wife and you're doing all this for her

what's eating you anyway I never killed anyone before

then you better stay here

I can't not with him

okay let's go

two down one to go

Cory please be careful

did you see anything no

but he must be up there someplace

you out there can you

hear me I hear ya

the girl is heard she needs a doctor

a hospital you commies think I was born yesterday

commies you want a truce huh

you want to help your wounded

that's a tired old trick comrade

you can do better than that

listen to me please she's really hurt

just let me get her out of here

and you can do as you damn

you got wounded

stick your finger in the hole

he's out of his skull hey

come on why ain't you shooting

you're out of ammo

that's it

you shot your what you're out of ammo

hey you red schmuck

here's a target for you why don't you shoot

this is it

it's all over

thought I didn't see you huh

all ready for me weren't ya

grenade hahaha

okay so you didn't pull the pin

what are you waiting for toss it

hey

you got a loser

that's right of it huh

send it back to piggy maybe they'll give you a refund

what's the matter Dildo

too bad so sorry

over we will all we will all

we're all in this again

hey comrade

just think you won't have to react

I'm gonna retire you kind of a a permanent discharge

you crazy maniac fire fire you're my mother

ah

it's all right it's all right

don't worry

try and hold that in place

thanks for what for damn near getting you killed

you can't even go easy on yourself

is that your secret

it's the only way

you'll do alright

in LA

anywhere