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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:31,760 走开… 2 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:33,530 快点… 3 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,410 让开… 4 00:01:37,370 --> 00:01:39,660 宾少爷，牵阿才出来多么威风呀！ 5 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:41,500 当然罢！从花旗国带回来的 6 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:43,000 让开… 7 00:01:57,930 --> 00:02:00,250 宰了你 8 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,100 阿才… 9 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:15,310 怎么办宾少爷？ 10 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:16,530 还不给我去追 11 00:02:16,650 --> 00:02:17,680 是… 12 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:20,950 怎么样？ 13 00:02:21,070 --> 00:02:21,930 没事吧！ 14 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,660 我没事 15 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:24,790 我可有事 16 00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:26,030 什么事？宾少爷 17 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:27,640 你打跑了我的狗 18 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:29,370 大不了我赔你就是 19 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,870 赔？ 20 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:32,640 宾少爷，狗跑了 21 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:33,790 是呀，跑了 22 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,490 让开… 23 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:37,450 别说我水师提督的儿子欺负你 24 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,220 胡知县，请你过来一下 25 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:41,410 什么事？宾少爷 26 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,570 我请胡知县主持公道 27 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:44,920 叫你赔得心服口服 28 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,220 我服了，这样吧！你跟我回家 29 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:48,920 我们家有七、八只狗 30 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:49,970 你挑一只你喜欢的好了 31 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:50,530 什么？ 32 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,100 阿才是我爹花了一百两银子 33 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,110 买回来的，全省城就只有一只 34 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:56,170 我养了两年了 35 00:02:56,270 --> 00:02:59,570 身价一百两，养了两年 36 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,820 二百两 37 00:03:00,940 --> 00:03:03,120 这样最少要赔…二百两 38 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:06,120 二百两？就算我一家人 39 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,780 花十年都花不完 40 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:10,560 胡知县，阿才每顿都是牛肉的 41 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,700 这样最少要赔三百两 42 00:03:13,810 --> 00:03:14,260 三百两… 43 00:03:14,370 --> 00:03:15,270 不行 44 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:16,210 宋状师来了 45 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:17,870 他一定能把事情解决 46 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,930 太少了…请大家想一想 47 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,340 从花旗国拉那么一大条狗回来 48 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:25,040 并不是那么简单的 49 00:03:25,150 --> 00:03:26,990 这笔帐算起来可就大了 50 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:28,520 起码要赔五百两 51 00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:30,610 宋状师高见，五百两 52 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:31,860 阿福 53 00:03:40,490 --> 00:03:41,700 松口 54 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,940 阿福… 55 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:49,880 你的屁股状况怎么样？ 56 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:51,100 又痛又痒有牙印 57 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:52,220 你打跑我的阿福 58 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,570 他咬我屁股 59 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,550 你的阿才咬人就要别人赔你五百两 60 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:57,020 现在我阿福咬你屁股… 61 00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:58,300 阿才是条狗 62 00:03:58,410 --> 00:03:59,510 打跑一条狗要赔五百两 63 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:00,660 打跑一个人起码要一千两 64 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:02,310 阿才是从花旗国买回来的狗王 65 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:04,530 我阿福从法国买回来杂碎王 66 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,810 全省城也只有一只 67 00:04:05,930 --> 00:04:06,690 我养了他两年 68 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,910 要你赔一千两是非常公道的 69 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,650 大人，你意下如何？ 70 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,150 照你这么说，你对 71 00:04:12,260 --> 00:04:13,610 你… 72 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,740 大人英明 73 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,700 法国的杂碎王，你阿福回来了 74 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:21,360 你怎么说？ 75 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,350 意料中事 76 00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:23,950 不然怎么要你赔一千两 77 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:24,950 如果他以后都不回来 78 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:27,280 赔你一万两怕都不够 79 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:28,530 他真笨 80 00:04:28,650 --> 00:04:29,780 你行 81 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,470 你诬赖我 82 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:52,060 哗… 83 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:53,200 哗个屁呀！ 84 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:03,610 你想杀人呀！真他妈叉叉 85 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,780 这有好戏看了 86 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,110 我来给你介绍，这位是宾少爷 87 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:11,020 宾少爷，有礼了 88 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:12,410 我内人 89 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,450 嫂子 90 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,430 宾少爷真有礼貌 91 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:16,550 是呀，我内人虽然救你一命 92 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:17,690 但是你毋须言谢了 93 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:19,020 不用客气了 94 00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:20,060 我们要去扫墓了 95 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:22,910 好…大人，知道该怎么办了吧？ 96 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:23,480 知道 97 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:24,760 请… 98 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:31,480 你要赔他一千两，他赔你五百两 99 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:32,720 对了，阿歪 100 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,640 假如他家的阿才像我家阿福一样 101 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:36,170 自己跑回来，记得呀！ 102 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,360 要跟宾少爷再要几百两回来 103 00:05:38,470 --> 00:05:40,060 好… 104 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,240 杰乖，给哥哥叩个头 105 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,340 唉！算起来 106 00:06:02,450 --> 00:06:04,460 我们都已经死了十二个孩子 107 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:05,920 请你不要再说了 108 00:06:06,030 --> 00:06:08,080 你提起来我就忍不住了 109 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:10,020 这全都得怪你，什么事情不好做 110 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,690 偏偏要做什么状棍 111 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,300 为了钱就帮人家告状 112 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,310 你这太损阴德了 113 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:16,840 你以为你自己不知道 114 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:17,960 每次告完状回来 115 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:20,390 就哭得死去活来的 116 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,920 受人钱财，替人消灾 117 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:24,320 天公地道，我什么时候哭过 118 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:25,080 你没有 119 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,410 没有 120 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:29,160 封笔罢！老公 121 00:06:33,550 --> 00:06:35,170 封了笔，哪来这么多金镯子 122 00:06:35,290 --> 00:06:38,350 金链子、玉戒指、宝石、耳环 123 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:40,330 你看看，重得连手都提不起来 124 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:41,020 真是 125 00:06:41,130 --> 00:06:42,140 这有什么稀奇的 126 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:44,190 大不了，我就…不要… 127 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,620 我不要…一个 128 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:49,930 我只要我的儿子平平安安的 129 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,170 人在江湖，身不由己 130 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,780 封笔谈何容易 131 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,060 学做生意吧！老公 132 00:06:57,170 --> 00:06:59,350 街头的张三，去年年尾发财 133 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:00,860 但是街尾的李四 134 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,180 今年年头上吊死了 135 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,920 我结婚以后哪有女人… 136 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:07,220 你们两个吵什么？ 137 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:08,920 小心我揍你呀！ 138 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:13,660 睡觉觉了… 139 00:07:13,770 --> 00:07:15,500 大少爷，里面有位老爷 140 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:16,750 等你好久了 141 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:17,520 请问你是… 142 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:19,360 我是大泡和 143 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:20,540 瞧你的记性 144 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:21,520 废话，这么多佣人 145 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:23,050 我哪记得了这么多名字 146 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:33,560 好粗的一条 147 00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:35,820 我家的老爷就是朝祥富 148 00:07:35,930 --> 00:07:40,000 全省城最大的祥富银号就是他的 149 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:43,170 他现在来是想请你写一张状纸 150 00:07:43,270 --> 00:07:44,820 这是订金 151 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:46,360 如果你搞得妥妥当当 152 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:48,130 让我老爷高兴的话 153 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,910 就算拿根棍子打断自己的腿 154 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:50,920 都不愁吃的 155 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:51,720 阿福 156 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:52,800 是 157 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:01,530 喂，你到底答不答应？ 158 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:05,040 你拿棍对我干什么？ 159 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:08,070 蛮好的，木头对木头 160 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:09,980 没人敢对我这么说话的 161 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,270 当然罢！ 162 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:13,460 怎么会有人对根木头讲话 163 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:14,160 你… 164 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:15,240 来 165 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:19,100 宋先生，果然与众不同 166 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:21,430 不愧是全省城第一状师 167 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:22,480 没病吧！ 168 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:24,080 好得很 169 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:26,380 啦下找我宋某人有何指教？ 170 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,620 是这样的 171 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:30,830 我儿子从小习武功夫一流 172 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:32,400 他昨天跟人家打架 173 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:35,660 对方是开烟馆张彪的儿子 174 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:38,580 他孱弱不堪，随便揍他两下子 175 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,080 他就倒在地上 176 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:42,370 熬到今天早上，他就死了 177 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:44,360 我知道张彪一定会去报官的 178 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:48,070 所以想请宋先生动动脑筋摆平他 179 00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:51,070 我老公打算封笔了 180 00:08:51,180 --> 00:08:51,910 这里是… 181 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:52,990 不用说了 182 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,570 没什么，看一看 183 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,110 封…笔…的事 184 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:01,020 我想可以再考虑一下 185 00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:04,290 老公，送客 186 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:14,070 区区的一箱黄金，这… 187 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,390 也就是说… 188 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,820 打赢了就全都是你的 189 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,290 不行 190 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,790 输了我也要一半 191 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:48,510 到底是谁家的儿子 192 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,360 被谁家的儿子给打死了？ 193 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,620 是我家的儿子 194 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:55,160 被他家的儿子打死了 195 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,660 你就是原告 196 00:09:57,780 --> 00:10:00,170 大人，其实我们才是原告 197 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,560 我们的状纸在天还没亮 198 00:10:01,670 --> 00:10:02,850 就已经送来了 199 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:06,440 在那个时候他的儿子还没断气 200 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,490 那你们想告他什么？ 201 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,170 告这位张彪的儿子张小四 202 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:13,670 把朝祥富的儿子朝大文 203 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,360 左手小指的指甲打断 204 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:18,860 伤得很重呀！ 205 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,420 可是我儿子死了 206 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:22,960 对呀！他儿子死了 207 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:24,280 大人 208 00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:25,920 人都会死的 209 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:26,860 说的也是呀！ 210 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:28,520 我的儿子真的是被他 211 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,000 打成重伤而死的 212 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:32,640 你怎么不说你儿子没用呢？ 213 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,400 我随便飞身过去打他两拳 214 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,100 随便飞身过去打了他几拳？ 215 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,320 打了两拳 216 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,980 我随便就飞身过去打… 217 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,410 有没有这么用力？ 218 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:44,950 有… 219 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,010 应该是这种劲道了 220 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:53,710 宋状师… 221 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,960 不要问，你不够聪明机智 222 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:55,870 请问一下 223 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:57,190 你儿子何时被揍的？ 224 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,170 昨天下午 225 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:58,930 何时断气？ 226 00:10:59,040 --> 00:10:59,840 今天下午 227 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,270 关他屁事 228 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:03,940 刚刚我何止揍他两拳 229 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:05,930 如果他在十年八年之后，他死了 230 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,180 请问大人你可不可以告我谋杀？ 231 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,810 不行，这可不行呀！ 232 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,510 大人英明，万岁万万岁 233 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,490 我儿子本来好好的 234 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:22,180 如果不是他，我儿子不会死 235 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,270 宋状师，我求求你帮帮忙 236 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,010 你儿子死，是因为他命短 237 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,030 我儿子他不像短命的 238 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:30,690 他不像短命的 239 00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:33,440 那么请问一下我命有多长呢？ 240 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,730 我…我不会看 241 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:35,710 既然你不会看 242 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,740 你凭什么说你儿子不是个短命相 243 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:40,990 大人，闲话少说，有结果了吗？ 244 00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:42,390 有 245 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,040 能不能给本官一点小小的提示？ 246 00:11:45,140 --> 00:11:46,640 没问题 247 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,620 原告朝大文被人打伤 248 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:51,160 但是被告突然归西，死因不明 249 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:54,180 原本应该赔偿五十两医药费 250 00:11:54,290 --> 00:11:56,030 我们不追究了 251 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,350 上路 252 00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:58,880 大人，有结果了吧！ 253 00:11:58,990 --> 00:11:59,640 有 254 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,960 快点判吧！ 255 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,360 好 256 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,320 张彪纵子张小四行凶 257 00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:08,020 姑念初犯，不予追究 258 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:11,400 叫你的儿子以后就不要再犯了 259 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:12,970 这样对吗？ 260 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:16,280 我想他儿子以后不会再犯了 261 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,790 小杰，老婆 262 00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,980 老婆，快点带儿子出来玩木马 263 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:31,300 新买的 264 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,140 少爷… 265 00:12:37,850 --> 00:12:42,750 少爷骑车骑到井里去了 266 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,960 这孩子就是过不了一岁 267 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:03,970 报应！真的是报应 268 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:15,880 封笔鹤式开始 269 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:22,100 老师，今天真的是好日子吗？ 270 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,430 今年今日是最好的一天了 271 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:25,650 看看黄历 272 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,710 黄历说今天不宜吉事的 273 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:33,960 除了未时 274 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,280 未时刚好正对你的八字 275 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,130 不能够再好了 276 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,190 凡事不能做得太绝 277 00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:42,280 快点罢！时辰一过可就朝烦了 278 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:54,520 你怎么罢… 279 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,620 抽筋，快点送我回家 280 00:13:58,810 --> 00:13:59,990 不要紧吧！ 281 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:02,390 怎么样？老公 282 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,050 放… 283 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:05,070 好一点没有？ 284 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:05,630 好一点 285 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:06,150 我看一看 286 00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,090 不要 287 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,380 真是奇脸，突然之间全好了 288 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:11,820 好了，过去吧！ 289 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:12,960 来 290 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,500 你请 你先 291 00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:16,480 你先 你先起筷 292 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,140 好，起筷 293 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,960 我先起筷 294 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:25,730 阿福 295 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,610 别误了时辰，快去 296 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:42,330 上呀！ 297 00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:51,760 还没到，一直上 298 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,990 我带了个小东西来帮你罢！ 299 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:14,930 青蛙有什么好怕呢？ 300 00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,510 走开，让我来 301 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:28,320 这样可以了吧！ 302 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,160 你这个呆子 303 00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,970 你怎么跟我锯最高那一节呢？ 304 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,250 这样才逼真嘛！ 305 00:15:32,370 --> 00:15:33,160 对吧！梯子断了 306 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:34,210 这该怎么办呢？ 307 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,000 是呀… 308 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,290 怎么办？再买一条新梯子来 309 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,170 什么？订造这么高的梯子 310 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,780 要九天才做得好 311 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,280 既然这样，我想过两天再说吧！ 312 00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:42,700 是吧！ 313 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:43,310 不然想怎么样？ 314 00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,480 走，回家买菜煮饭 315 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,190 你是不是还想年头生儿子年尾死？ 316 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,550 不是，我想迟一点再说嘛！ 317 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,050 迟你娘的头 318 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,140 时间刚好 319 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,570 太好了 320 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,870 走了 321 00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:15,500 回来 322 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:16,160 又有什么事？ 323 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:17,560 别急，事情还没完了 324 00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:18,980 为了证明你的意志坚定 325 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:19,890 我要你发个毒誓 326 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,860 他日若有违背 327 00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:22,250 今日封笔之誓的话呢？ 328 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,370 那我现在肚子里面的孩子 329 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,530 将来就没有小鸡鸡 330 00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,330 妳又有孩子，是真的假的 331 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,040 你少碰我，快说 332 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,890 哪有做母亲的诅咒自己的儿子 333 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,530 没有小鸡鸡的，你们说说看 334 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:34,670 要不要发那么毒的誓？ 335 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:37,880 要，当然要… 336 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:42,440 我怕妳了，他日我要再执笔的话 337 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,000 就罚妳没有小鸡鸡 338 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:44,870 是孩子 339 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:47,570 是孩子没有小鸡鸡，行吧！ 340 00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:48,760 走吧！ 341 00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:52,210 怎么才碰妳一下，又有个小鸡鸡 342 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,810 妳还真有一套 343 00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:08,380 谢谢… 344 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,090 来… 345 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:30,860 谢谢… 346 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:34,300 告这位张彪的儿子张小四 347 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,400 把朝祥富的儿子朝大文 348 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:40,050 左手小指的指甲打断 349 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,700 是呀！伤得好厉害 350 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,140 大人，我的儿子死了 351 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,360 他的儿子死了 352 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:50,730 人都会死的，大人 353 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:03,210 还想着告官，死性不改 354 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,530 我真搞不懂妳们女人 355 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,190 常在头上插着一条条的 356 00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,480 什么意思？ 357 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:14,700 那是发髻 358 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:17,870 像两条海参，你说多肤浅 359 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,410 不知道多好看 360 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,270 不要嫌我噜唆 361 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:23,820 头上结了两根香肠，还说好看 362 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:25,760 这样子好不好？ 363 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,480 难看死了 364 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,460 说的也是 365 00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:33,000 我看…不…如… 366 00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:34,360 这样吧！ 367 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:35,750 这像什么？ 368 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:38,530 不行吗？改… 369 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,100 你到底搞什么？ 370 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,500 这样子满不满意？ 371 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,620 在哪里？ 372 00:18:44,730 --> 00:18:45,760 在这里 373 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,200 你这个死人骨头 374 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,120 你再这么弄我还是比你高 375 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,090 妳念过书没有？ 376 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:51,750 两天 377 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,520 妳会不会讲话婉转一点？ 378 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,540 那你失威了 379 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,160 我…妳 380 00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:56,240 大男人老爱管女人的事情 381 00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:57,980 你闲着没事干呀！ 382 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,450 妳看我闲不闲？ 383 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,590 是挺无聊的 384 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,810 就是嘛！我都几十岁的人了 385 00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:15,900 整天无所事事 386 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,630 让人看见会笑话的 387 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,930 就连笔也给封了，真是可怜了 388 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,540 现在你已经是老板了 389 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,760 随便到处走走不就好了吗？ 390 00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:24,940 走了好一阵子了 391 00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:25,920 那就过去站着 392 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,060 站？ 393 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,430 别在那里晃来晃去假装忙碌 394 00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,080 我知道你很无聊 395 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,580 帮我把文房四宝拿出来 396 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,300 阿福，写字呀！ 397 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,510 走开 398 00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:21,070 哗！这样子叫写字呀！ 399 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,210 我写给你看 400 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,550 生儿子没有小鸡鸡 401 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,010 阿水 402 00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:32,790 拖把借一下 403 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,870 提桶水过来 404 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,430 放这儿 405 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,590 正在写字的那个就是宋世杰 406 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:46,430 你们三个人 407 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,590 每个人帮我打断他一条肋骨 408 00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:50,010 你放心好了 409 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,160 看到没有？ 410 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,390 好看有个屁用，又不能挂起来 411 00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:03,510 我还不是要重写 412 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,150 我是给你一个机会学习 413 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,680 我再示范一次给你看 414 00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:11,160 你干嘛弄湿我的头 415 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,040 你干嘛弄破我的衣服 416 00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:15,370 我什么时候弄破你的衣服？ 417 00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:16,900 睁着眼睛说瞎话 418 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,160 还说没有，一人一次算了 419 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:20,940 怎么办？ 420 00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,510 照打不误 421 00:21:25,190 --> 00:21:26,470 别跑 422 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,000 别跑 423 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:30,750 别跑 424 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,680 看到我这么开心呀！ 425 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,060 阿福，怎么了？ 426 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:47,630 大少爷被人打 427 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,470 救命呀！ 428 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,850 老公，没事吧！ 429 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,140 放手…多难看呀！ 430 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,450 打死你… 431 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,210 走开 432 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:20,190 让人家打一下嘛 433 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:21,440 不要闹了 434 00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,750 被女人抱，真禽人 435 00:22:59,860 --> 00:23:01,590 小子，你姐姐真了不起 436 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,280 大少爷，先穿上衣服 437 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:07,470 幸好人不多 438 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:25,110 宋老板，这块料子是又硬又通风 439 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:26,640 真的是很不错的 440 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:27,330 是吗？ 441 00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:28,480 相信我好了 442 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,360 好… 443 00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,340 那么照以前一样，多做一双罗 444 00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:32,940 非常好 445 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:35,860 不过鞋底是硬了点 446 00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:36,870 加一块垫子吧！ 447 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,120 多加块垫子？ 448 00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:41,950 你看看这块怎么样？ 449 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,310 加上去也不错的 450 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:44,280 非常好… 451 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:46,790 那么就照这样做罢！ 452 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:49,570 不过这种垫子走多了，恐怕会扁 453 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,780 用木头你看好不好？ 454 00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,080 用木头？那好重 455 00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,130 没关系 456 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,210 太硬了 457 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,220 放心 458 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:58,650 可以在上面多加两块布垫子 459 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,130 木头上面多加两块布垫子 460 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,390 我想想看，行，有办法了 461 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,650 如果我们在鞋底多加两层厚皮 462 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,390 那就更耐用了，是吧！ 463 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,710 这个吧！ 464 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:11,560 穿上去，起码高五、六寸 465 00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:13,220 对… 466 00:24:13,340 --> 00:24:16,220 只是对，那倒不如这个吧！ 467 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,840 我…我喜欢 468 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:21,500 我们大家开心是吧！ 469 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:24,120 那就多加一块，是吧！ 470 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,770 既然这样，那倒不如这样 471 00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:30,280 请让让 472 00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:50,630 哗！你搞什么鬼呀？ 473 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,270 怕了吧！ 474 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:55,600 你现在知道没别人高的痛苦了吧！ 475 00:24:56,310 --> 00:24:59,570 老公，男人长得高有什么用？ 476 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,180 最要紧是志气要高嘛！ 477 00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:03,820 你知不知道呀？ 478 00:25:03,930 --> 00:25:06,880 你在我心目中是最高的 479 00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:10,670 老婆 480 00:25:13,530 --> 00:25:15,440 我… 481 00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:18,640 你说呀！ 482 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:22,080 你在我心目中…是最大的 483 00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:23,820 对不起，请让让 484 00:25:41,710 --> 00:25:43,240 来，两位请喝茶 485 00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:45,570 谢谢 486 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:48,630 没错的，少奶奶 487 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:50,810 阿福他经常对我毛手毛脚的 488 00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:51,830 我不会骗你的 489 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:52,660 妳真是三八 490 00:25:52,770 --> 00:25:53,910 是真的 491 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,340 好舒服 492 00:25:57,050 --> 00:25:58,930 这个死家伙，拿我的茶来洗脚 493 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,010 是呀！少奶奶 494 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:02,130 他还真聪明，茶可以去脚臭 495 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,140 住口 496 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,560 这么漂亮的女人 497 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:10,300 怎么会跟上这种男人 498 00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:12,180 妳老公死得不明不白 499 00:26:12,290 --> 00:26:13,260 妳这样逃出来 500 00:26:13,370 --> 00:26:14,990 我怕妳大伯母会拿这个当把柄 501 00:26:15,110 --> 00:26:17,610 谋杀亲夫，最毒妇人心 502 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,020 但是我老公是被我大伯给毒死的 503 00:26:21,130 --> 00:26:23,070 手足相残呀！ 504 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:26,060 你大伯母的哥哥是山西布政司 505 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:26,750 是呀！ 506 00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:27,730 她会不会告你一状？ 507 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,860 敢？她才不会呢 508 00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:30,720 她自己作贼心虚 509 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,010 才不敢耍什么花样 510 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,340 她说的还蛮有道理的 511 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,710 依我看来，妳挺着个大肚子 512 00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:38,310 置身在外，当心被人骗了 513 00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:39,490 那才是真的 514 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,410 我的肚子不会再大罢！ 515 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,380 我说妳了吗？ 516 00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:43,740 我是她二哥 517 00:26:43,850 --> 00:26:47,700 二哥，我给你做生意的钱呢？ 518 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,270 我拿去赌了… 519 00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:50,480 全都输光了 520 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,610 喂，妳够了没有？ 521 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,780 那我以后怎么办？ 522 00:26:58,460 --> 00:26:59,430 别急… 523 00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:01,410 前面来的那个是我本家兄弟 524 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,180 我去找他借点钱应急 525 00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:04,890 他一定会答应的 526 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,470 妳在这儿等我，我马上回来 527 00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:09,830 杨青兄，你来的正好 528 00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:11,640 我刚出来办点货，好久没看到你 529 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:12,400 是呀！ 530 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,140 嫂夫人好吗？ 531 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:16,580 她两年前死了 532 00:27:16,690 --> 00:27:18,710 你那两个儿子就没人照顾了 533 00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:20,890 有位老家人照顾他们 534 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,110 那边那个男人那么老实 535 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,500 一定会被你二哥骗的 536 00:27:23,610 --> 00:27:25,940 是呀！…一定会被二哥骗的 537 00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:27,780 你姐姐的女儿挺着个大肚子 538 00:27:27,890 --> 00:27:29,030 还想嫁人呀！ 539 00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:30,280 就是挺着个大肚子 540 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,790 老公又死了，才会这么做嘛！ 541 00:27:32,900 --> 00:27:34,150 如果你娶了她 542 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:36,480 保证她会一心一意的侍候你 543 00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:38,050 还有你的两个儿子 544 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,030 娶妻求淑妇 545 00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:42,320 她是很贤淑的 546 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,120 你姐姐的女儿 547 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,550 是不是跟你同姓？ 548 00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:47,480 当然不同姓，没有理由你姓杨 549 00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:50,610 我又找个姓杨的给你对不对？ 550 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,500 他们在看着我们 551 00:27:53,610 --> 00:27:56,420 就是嘛！干嘛老是看着我呀！ 552 00:27:56,530 --> 00:27:59,160 就是嘛，干嘛老看着我呢！ 553 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,050 我说他九成是在看着我 554 00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:03,790 妳要不要脸呀，妳 555 00:28:04,910 --> 00:28:07,060 阿珍，妳过来一下 556 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,190 来，收拾东西回去了 557 00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:15,440 才给五十两银子 558 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,800 会不会太委屈她了？ 559 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,580 不会… 560 00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:21,810 阿珍，这位是杨先生 561 00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:24,740 我肚子好疼，我想拉泡屎 562 00:28:24,850 --> 00:28:26,470 你们聊聊 563 00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:29,090 喂，杨兄… 564 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,820 周姑娘，妳舅舅不要紧吧！ 565 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,100 他不是我舅舅，他是我二哥 566 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,740 他收了我五十两银子 567 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:46,350 要给妳找个婆家呀！ 568 00:28:46,450 --> 00:28:47,840 妳丈夫被人害死了 569 00:28:47,950 --> 00:28:49,790 妳二哥还把妳卖给人家 570 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:52,190 杨铭居然做出这种事情 571 00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:53,510 我将他追回来 572 00:28:57,410 --> 00:28:59,560 老爷，过了一个山头就进城了 573 00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:00,850 你还跑 574 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,910 看你往哪儿跑？ 575 00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:05,230 快下去看看 576 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:06,450 是 577 00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:10,620 你不要过来 578 00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:12,540 你这臭小子，这种事也干得出来 579 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:13,620 太没人性了 580 00:29:13,730 --> 00:29:16,360 你不要过来，我最多把钱还给你 581 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,690 抓着我的手 582 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,140 杨兄，我对不起你 583 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:33,060 保重了，永别 584 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,420 杨兄 585 00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:42,870 杨兄 586 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,200 先上去再说 587 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,940 老爷，有一个救不了，摔死了 588 00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:55,300 这位先生，刚才情况 589 00:29:55,410 --> 00:29:56,280 你们都看清楚了 590 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,530 朝烦到附近 衙门帮我做个证人 591 00:29:58,650 --> 00:29:59,890 我老爷有要事在身 592 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,210 没功夫替你做证 593 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,080 因为… 594 00:30:02,190 --> 00:30:04,830 你将我这把扇子带在身上 595 00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:06,920 要是到了 衙门有人怪罪于你 596 00:30:07,030 --> 00:30:08,280 你就把扇子交给他看 597 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:09,740 他就明白了 598 00:30:11,170 --> 00:30:12,560 这位先生… 599 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:21,320 他们怎么还不回来呢？ 600 00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:22,720 算了吧！ 601 00:30:22,830 --> 00:30:24,970 看来他是追不上你二哥了 602 00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,960 我看那杨青，性格豪爽 603 00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:28,280 怕回来弄到妳不好意思 604 00:30:28,390 --> 00:30:30,820 所以只好不辞而别 605 00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:38,060 为什么我的命那么苦呀？ 606 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,320 我以后该怎么办呢？ 607 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,030 妳不要哭了 608 00:30:43,150 --> 00:30:44,680 干脆先到我家住下再说 609 00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:45,850 我相信妳二哥甩下杨青后 610 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,070 会来找妳的，来，走吧！ 611 00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:52,950 快点走罢！ 612 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:54,310 谁养那个大肚婆罢？ 613 00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:55,560 废话 614 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,180 妳以后最好少说废话 615 00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:02,240 走罢！ 616 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,300 少奶奶真是没人性 617 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,800 专打我那两个家伙 618 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,240 这个女人的老公 619 00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:11,700 是给这个女人老公的大哥 620 00:31:11,810 --> 00:31:13,370 跟这个女人老公大哥的老婆 621 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,420 给毒死的 622 00:31:14,530 --> 00:31:15,560 这个女人的老公的大哥 623 00:31:15,670 --> 00:31:17,510 跟这个女人老公大哥的老婆 624 00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:18,630 还陷害这个女人 625 00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:20,570 讲这个女人杀了这个女人的老公 626 00:31:20,690 --> 00:31:21,890 幸亏这个女人有个丫头 627 00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:23,020 告诉了这个女人 628 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,290 这个女人就连夜跑了出来 629 00:31:24,410 --> 00:31:25,470 找这个女人的二哥 630 00:31:25,590 --> 00:31:26,660 谁知道这个女人的二哥 631 00:31:26,770 --> 00:31:27,840 又爱赌又没人性 632 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,100 骗光了这个女人的钱 633 00:31:29,210 --> 00:31:29,930 还把这个女人 634 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,810 卖给这个女人的二哥的本家兄弟 635 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,610 去做老婆 636 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,700 后来啊，这个女人的二哥 637 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,330 还禽下这个女人自己跑掉了 638 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,830 所以这个女人只好跟我回家来了 639 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,580 好… 640 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,870 能不能再说得快一点？ 641 00:31:42,990 --> 00:31:45,310 人家已经够可怜了 642 00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:47,150 世界上可怜的人多的是 643 00:31:47,270 --> 00:31:48,100 妳管得了吗？ 644 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,240 她挺着个大肚子 645 00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:50,910 大肚子的女人也多的是 646 00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:51,570 妳顾得了几个？ 647 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,520 待她住到她的二哥带她走再说嘛 648 00:31:53,630 --> 00:31:55,060 大少爷 649 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,520 大少爷、大少奶奶 650 00:31:57,630 --> 00:31:59,750 那个女人的哥哥不会带她走了 651 00:31:59,860 --> 00:32:00,650 为什么？ 652 00:32:00,770 --> 00:32:03,430 她的哥哥摔下山崖，摔死了 653 00:32:09,570 --> 00:32:10,600 现在她哥哥死了 654 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,660 正所谓无亲无故 655 00:32:12,770 --> 00:32:14,570 肚子大得像个箩筐似的 656 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,710 妳照顾了她一时 657 00:32:15,830 --> 00:32:17,110 也照顾不了她一辈子 658 00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:19,200 也得让人家把孩子生下来再说 659 00:32:19,310 --> 00:32:21,910 大少奶奶，那个女人生了个儿子 660 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:22,510 这么快 661 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:23,680 这下就更糟了 662 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,390 生个孩子，零手零脚的 663 00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:27,270 工又不能做，嫁又不能嫁 664 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,210 死路一条 665 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,340 大少爷、大少奶奶 666 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,870 那个女人上吊了 667 00:32:31,970 --> 00:32:32,520 上吊了 668 00:32:32,630 --> 00:32:35,660 问题就更大了，临死还留个累赘 669 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,870 已经上吊了 670 00:32:52,150 --> 00:32:53,880 妳干嘛那么想不开 671 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,780 你看看你，人家现在已经上吊了 672 00:32:57,890 --> 00:32:59,700 你还见死不救 673 00:32:59,810 --> 00:33:01,750 懂什么？事情到了这个地步 674 00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:03,770 上吊也是情有可原呀！ 675 00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:06,070 你没知觉了 676 00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:08,430 妳还有没有知觉？ 677 00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:10,000 我是在问你，抱她抱这么久 678 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:11,280 你不嫌累 679 00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:13,990 抱了这么久，照正常来讲是累了 680 00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:15,280 还不放下 681 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:17,650 放下就放下，干嘛那么大声 682 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,270 真小器 683 00:33:18,390 --> 00:33:20,120 喂，抱着 684 00:33:20,230 --> 00:33:23,420 宋夫人，妳就让我死了算了 685 00:33:23,530 --> 00:33:25,720 妳怎么还想着要死呢？ 686 00:33:25,830 --> 00:33:27,180 喂，你的鬼点子最多的 687 00:33:27,290 --> 00:33:28,570 赶快想办法帮忙她呀！ 688 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,080 刚刚不是说了嘛！死路一条 689 00:33:31,190 --> 00:33:34,560 宋夫人，我儿子就朝烦妳照顾了 690 00:33:34,670 --> 00:33:38,380 妳就把他当作是妳自己的儿子好了 691 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,860 我已经死了十几个儿子了 692 00:33:40,970 --> 00:33:44,300 我很了解做母亲的心情 693 00:33:44,410 --> 00:33:47,330 我不会让妳的儿子没有母亲的 694 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,660 这…这就朝烦了，我… 695 00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:53,030 我现在只有死路一条 696 00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:55,190 死路？死也要让他嘲生 697 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,540 放屁，当今世上 698 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:59,810 谁有这个本领能够起死回生 699 00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:03,980 想走 700 00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:06,950 关门… 701 00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:07,960 怎么了？… 702 00:34:08,070 --> 00:34:09,100 打架罢！ 703 00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:39,130 来呀，有本事在我父母面前揍我 704 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,830 带种的下来，看我揍不揍你 705 00:34:40,950 --> 00:34:42,160 我没带，所以不下来 706 00:34:42,270 --> 00:34:43,340 不知道你书念到哪里去了 707 00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:45,630 不必说了，封笔也是妳的主意 708 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,760 现在又要我拿起笔来帮人告官 709 00:34:47,870 --> 00:34:50,200 我发过誓，儿子会没有小鸡鸡的 710 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,860 你这次是为了正义而打 711 00:34:51,980 --> 00:34:53,290 上天会原谅你的嘛！ 712 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,820 万一他不原谅我怎么办？ 713 00:34:54,930 --> 00:34:56,210 妳把小鸡鸡赔给我？ 714 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,080 不要再说了 715 00:34:57,190 --> 00:34:59,000 你见死不救，你不是男子汉 716 00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:02,440 妳敢再说一次，小心我揍妳 717 00:35:02,550 --> 00:35:03,580 你不是男人 718 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:04,950 我是看妳挺着大肚子 719 00:35:05,060 --> 00:35:06,120 带种妳就再说一次 720 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,040 你不是男人，不是男人… 721 00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:10,370 好，我是女人 722 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,140 我看你把我怎么办？ 723 00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:14,760 好，有本事晚上就不要回房睡觉 724 00:35:15,490 --> 00:35:16,180 老爹、老妈 725 00:35:16,290 --> 00:35:18,650 今天晚上我陪你们睡 726 00:35:42,350 --> 00:35:44,010 大少爷 727 00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:53,730 笑什么笑？你疯了 728 00:35:53,830 --> 00:35:56,270 洗脸了，大少爷 729 00:35:56,370 --> 00:35:57,580 神经病 730 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,450 这臭八是谁呀？ 731 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,980 你呀！ 732 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,020 活见鬼了 733 00:36:08,130 --> 00:36:09,970 是谁把我弄得这副德性？ 734 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,710 是大少奶奶 735 00:36:11,820 --> 00:36:14,780 她说你又小器、又怕事、又自卑 736 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,170 干脆去做个女人算了 737 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,350 不过你扮的样子 738 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:20,240 比大少奶奶还漂亮的 739 00:36:20,350 --> 00:36:22,040 闭上你的乌鸦嘴 740 00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:22,810 大少奶奶呢？ 741 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,350 大少奶奶说你不帮杨姑娘写状 742 00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:28,060 她就自己上，一大早去 衙门了 743 00:36:28,170 --> 00:36:29,830 她以为她是谁呀？真是 744 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:31,780 大少爷 745 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,110 先换衣服，我知道 746 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,790 不是罢！奶妈要冰糖炖木瓜 747 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,490 炖木瓜就炖木瓜，干我屁事 748 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,810 你得先把木瓜给我呀！ 749 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,460 大少奶奶把木瓜摆在你这儿 750 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,550 来… 751 00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:46,080 拿来呀！ 752 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,110 我不是欠你的，我就是不给 753 00:36:48,210 --> 00:36:49,250 别走 754 00:36:58,510 --> 00:36:59,900 你在这儿看着，我进去 755 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:01,670 我在这儿看着，你进去 756 00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:07,660 师爷… 757 00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:15,590 爽呀 758 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,190 状纸上面写些什么？ 759 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,770 回大人，好多XX跟OO 760 00:37:19,870 --> 00:37:20,780 故且先念来听听 761 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:21,820 是 762 00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:22,990 我宋李氏跟杨秀珍 763 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,570 现在XXOO县大老爷 764 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,260 杨秀珍的OO… 765 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:28,290 等一下，宋李氏 766 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,340 杨秀珍的OO代表什么？ 767 00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,250 她老公呀！ 768 00:37:33,370 --> 00:37:33,920 继续 769 00:37:34,030 --> 00:37:36,770 杨秀珍的OO被人XX 770 00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:39,140 杨秀珍她含X待… 771 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,610 慢着，含什么？ 772 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,980 含冤待雪呀大老爷 773 00:37:44,090 --> 00:37:46,790 那个字我刚好又不会写 774 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,330 什么事？ 775 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:48,980 来找老婆 776 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,770 找老婆，回家去找 777 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,540 大胆，本人宋世杰宋状师 778 00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:56,290 平常在这里进出自由，胆敢膁我 779 00:37:56,410 --> 00:37:58,460 那个时候，你有状纸在手 780 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,440 现在你有什么？ 781 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,970 两位大哥，方便一下，宵夜我请 782 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,480 新任知县新规矩 783 00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:13,340 闲杂人等，不得进入 784 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,610 要等在这里等 785 00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:23,400 最后是XX大老爷你全家的OO 786 00:38:23,790 --> 00:38:26,980 混账…真的是狗屁不通 787 00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:29,590 宋李氏，妳家里没有人会写字吗？ 788 00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,650 怎么没有，这方圆五百里 789 00:38:31,750 --> 00:38:33,310 谁不知道我老公是 790 00:38:33,420 --> 00:38:36,790 鼎鼎大名的宋状师宋世杰 791 00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:39,850 怪不得妳这么了不起 792 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,260 原来妳就是宋世杰的夫人，是吧！ 793 00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:44,200 失礼 794 00:38:44,310 --> 00:38:45,740 不算失礼 795 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,340 来人呀！夹刑伺候 796 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:48,620 是… 797 00:38:48,730 --> 00:38:50,290 喂，这夹刑是什么玩意儿？ 798 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,480 夹刑就是间妳嘴巴三十下 799 00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:53,350 慢着 800 00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:55,230 我是来告官的，干嘛打我的嘴巴 801 00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:56,870 妳丈夫宋世杰颠倒是非 802 00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,890 妳是他老婆，也是刁妇一名 803 00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,970 掌妳三十下嘴巴 804 00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:02,260 还是看着妳老公的面子，打 805 00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:04,100 这…这还了得 806 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,430 喂…你是干什么？ 807 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:15,240 别动，再动贴到妳满脸都是 808 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,600 站住 809 00:39:35,670 --> 00:39:36,570 我是不是好像… 810 00:39:36,670 --> 00:39:40,040 是，好像济公 811 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,710 那… 812 00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:44,040 想哭就哭吧！ 813 00:39:50,170 --> 00:39:53,850 这个仇不要我说儿子没有小鸡鸡 814 00:39:53,970 --> 00:39:55,500 就算连我都没有小鸡鸡 815 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,380 我也一定要报 816 00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:07,290 不行…绝对不行 817 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,810 就破例一次 818 00:40:08,930 --> 00:40:09,790 你发过誓的 819 00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:10,480 对… 820 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,610 我常常都在发誓 821 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,080 说实在，我发誓关你个屁事 822 00:40:15,190 --> 00:40:16,990 你现在要动这块干隆皇帝 823 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,160 御笔亲题的牌匾，就是不行 824 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:19,910 对… 825 00:40:20,030 --> 00:40:23,090 这块牌匾影响我们全村的风水 826 00:40:23,190 --> 00:40:23,770 是呀！… 827 00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:24,610 往上的一百年 828 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,310 一直都风调雨顺的 829 00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:27,110 对呀！… 830 00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:28,300 放上去的时候已经动过了 831 00:40:28,410 --> 00:40:30,140 要影响已经影响了 832 00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:33,100 总之你要动这块牌匾就万万不能 833 00:40:33,210 --> 00:40:35,360 对…不能 834 00:40:35,470 --> 00:40:36,680 老公 835 00:40:37,530 --> 00:40:38,910 不要吵 836 00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:40,230 老婆，妳上 837 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:41,930 你亲手封的，要亲手去拿 838 00:40:42,050 --> 00:40:43,060 去 839 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:47,610 阿福 840 00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:59,090 阿福，你给我好好的顶着 841 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:21,810 快点拿 842 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:23,870 拿到了 843 00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:24,940 走 844 00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:33,010 好棒，铁笔重出江湖 845 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,230 黎民得以伸冤 846 00:41:35,350 --> 00:41:37,850 你妈的，这句话是我讲的 847 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,690 你每次都要抢着讲 848 00:41:40,570 --> 00:41:42,370 慢 849 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,280 各位请给点面子 850 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,510 听我老公说几句话，好不好？ 851 00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:48,570 请大家看看那一边 852 00:41:50,070 --> 00:41:51,170 别动… 853 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,110 这一车的黄金 854 00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:54,660 足够大家再盖十座八座这种牌楼 855 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,750 要不然大家就分了它罗！ 856 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:58,310 对，分了它吧！ 857 00:41:58,420 --> 00:42:01,260 不要拿…不要动手… 858 00:42:01,370 --> 00:42:03,180 各位乡亲们，听我说 859 00:42:03,290 --> 00:42:05,650 这个东西… 860 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,250 宋先生 861 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,100 哗…何大人 862 00:42:14,210 --> 00:42:16,120 久仰… 863 00:42:16,230 --> 00:42:18,100 不敢…用过饭没？ 864 00:42:18,210 --> 00:42:19,710 用过了 865 00:42:19,810 --> 00:42:21,310 宋先生 866 00:42:21,690 --> 00:42:22,870 辛苦… 867 00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:24,680 何大人 868 00:42:24,790 --> 00:42:26,320 有劳… 869 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:27,780 请 870 00:42:29,730 --> 00:42:30,340 宋世杰 871 00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:31,330 来呀 872 00:42:31,430 --> 00:42:32,440 本官未到来之前 873 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,010 就听说你既是能言善道之外 874 00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:35,570 还能颠倒黑白，是不是？ 875 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,140 你就是那位肚子大得像冬瓜 876 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,320 上下都可以一块放屁的何汝大大人 877 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,120 你侮辱我 878 00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,700 不是我讲的，是人家讲的 879 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,710 人家说了你就听，你简直是饭桶 880 00:42:43,820 --> 00:42:45,350 对，还跟大人同一家工厂 881 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:46,180 出品的饭桶 882 00:42:46,290 --> 00:42:47,080 我跟你不一样 883 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:47,810 有什么不一样？ 884 00:42:47,930 --> 00:42:49,380 大家讲的话都是听来的 885 00:42:49,490 --> 00:42:50,460 你我是同行 886 00:42:50,570 --> 00:42:51,600 大胆 887 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:54,260 不过有的时候也会听错 888 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,090 人家都说你像头猪 889 00:42:56,210 --> 00:42:58,740 依我看…不太像 890 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,910 杨秀珍原籍山西 891 00:43:03,020 --> 00:43:05,240 是什么原因要到广州来告官？ 892 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,270 大人你原籍湖南 893 00:43:07,370 --> 00:43:10,260 来广州做官，又作何解释？ 894 00:43:12,070 --> 00:43:12,790 你说这荡妇的丈夫 895 00:43:12,910 --> 00:43:13,770 被他大哥大嫂害死 896 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,590 还冤枉她，有什么凭证没有？ 897 00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:18,470 没有 898 00:43:18,580 --> 00:43:19,640 没凭没据，那就是诬告 899 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,250 慢着 900 00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:20,930 什么？ 901 00:43:21,050 --> 00:43:22,400 敢问大人，我是公的还是母的？ 902 00:43:22,510 --> 00:43:23,580 你当然是公的 903 00:43:23,690 --> 00:43:25,040 有没有真凭实据？ 904 00:43:25,150 --> 00:43:26,260 公就是… 905 00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:28,170 你老婆都娶了，儿子也生了 906 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,990 你这不是公是什么？这是常理 907 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:32,530 大人真是英明 908 00:43:32,630 --> 00:43:33,880 嗯，夸奖 909 00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:37,010 她的大伯和大嫂死了个弟弟 910 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,750 弟媳妇又离家出走 911 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:40,140 如果不是作贼心虚 912 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,530 干嘛不闻不问？ 913 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,560 请问大人，这算不算是常理？ 914 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,060 杨秀珍，妳是不是亲眼 915 00:43:47,170 --> 00:43:49,120 看见他们下毒 916 00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:54,650 不是，是我的丫头阿梅亲眼看到的 917 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,630 她看见他们两个人 918 00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:59,210 亲手在汤里面下毒 919 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,390 我老公喝完那碗汤以后 920 00:44:01,510 --> 00:44:05,330 就七孔流血，死了 921 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,280 这个蠢东西还是阿梅提醒她 922 00:44:07,390 --> 00:44:09,540 才在被人陷害之前走出来的 923 00:44:09,650 --> 00:44:10,680 妳还真多嘴呀！ 924 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,780 多嘴是因为关心，关心才会多嘴 925 00:44:12,890 --> 00:44:15,560 所以官字有两个口呀！ 926 00:44:15,670 --> 00:44:17,020 我老公教我的 927 00:44:29,830 --> 00:44:31,670 真骚货 928 00:44:31,780 --> 00:44:34,520 大人，是不是有结果了？ 929 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,590 好，本官就暂且受理这件案子 930 00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:40,400 瘦虎肥龙 931 00:44:40,510 --> 00:44:41,900 大人有何吩咐？ 932 00:44:42,010 --> 00:44:44,150 你们二人立即动身前去山西 933 00:44:44,270 --> 00:44:45,930 去把杨秀珍的大伯跟大嫂 934 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,150 姚田氏夫妇押回来受审 935 00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:51,370 还有她的丫头阿梅一齐带回来 936 00:44:51,470 --> 00:44:52,500 遵命 937 00:44:57,490 --> 00:44:58,140 退堂 938 00:44:58,260 --> 00:44:59,540 慢一点 939 00:45:00,410 --> 00:45:02,840 大人，暂请留步 940 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,460 大人，在下我还有一事不明 941 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,450 望请大人给予指点 942 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:10,670 是吗？什么事呀？ 943 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:12,310 如果有人因事冤枉好人 944 00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:14,080 那他该当何罪？ 945 00:45:14,190 --> 00:45:15,580 那要看被冤枉的那个人 946 00:45:15,690 --> 00:45:17,450 他是什么人呀？ 947 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,890 斯文人，跟大人德性差不多 948 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,710 是吗？那重者要告他诽谤 949 00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:26,040 就算最轻的也要告他侮辱斯文 950 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,230 要是由你来判 951 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:28,800 你会判他什么罪呢？ 952 00:45:28,910 --> 00:45:30,010 那要看冤枉别人的人 953 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,520 他是有心还是无意呀？ 954 00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:33,870 就当他是无意 955 00:45:33,990 --> 00:45:37,110 无意也要罚他赔偿几十两银子 956 00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:40,250 大人英明，智勇双全，佩服… 957 00:45:40,350 --> 00:45:41,460 好说… 958 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:42,330 还有事吗？ 959 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,460 快一点给钱呀！ 960 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,150 我什么时候欠你钱呀？ 961 00:45:46,270 --> 00:45:48,140 大人刚刚说我能言善道 962 00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:49,010 颠倒黑白 963 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:49,740 是… 964 00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:51,510 现在既然受理这件案子 965 00:45:51,630 --> 00:45:52,980 就证明我讲的是事实 966 00:45:53,090 --> 00:45:53,850 是… 967 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,070 那你不就是侮辱斯文吗？ 968 00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:59,170 要不你就是是非不分、办案糊涂 969 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,420 你随便挑一项承认好了 970 00:46:00,530 --> 00:46:03,240 言重… 971 00:46:04,950 --> 00:46:06,370 拿五十两银子给宋先生 972 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,060 是… 973 00:46:07,180 --> 00:46:09,320 小心点，要是张扬出去了 974 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,560 恐怕有辱大人的名声 975 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,220 真不幸 976 00:46:18,620 --> 00:46:20,210 妳又来了 977 00:46:27,110 --> 00:46:27,660 请 978 00:46:27,770 --> 00:46:28,750 官呀！ 979 00:46:31,010 --> 00:46:32,430 官呀！ 980 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,020 官呀！ 981 00:46:54,700 --> 00:46:56,230 布政司大人 982 00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:58,000 杨知县，什么事这么要紧？ 983 00:46:58,110 --> 00:46:59,250 一定要今天晚上来见我 984 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,760 是这样的，那边那两个公差 985 00:47:01,870 --> 00:47:03,670 一肥一瘦的两个公差 986 00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:05,170 他们说马不停蹄 987 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,680 从广州足足走了三个月 988 00:47:07,790 --> 00:47:10,520 带着公文来抓你妹妹姚田氏 989 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,490 跟她老公姚大，回广州去受审 990 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,130 小姐，姑爷 991 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:16,890 什么事？ 992 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:17,940 外面有两个公差 993 00:47:18,050 --> 00:47:19,330 说是从广州派来的 994 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,170 要抓姑爷跟小姐你们呀 995 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,720 说有人要告你们谋财害命 996 00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:25,210 娘… 997 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,210 娘… 998 00:47:26,330 --> 00:47:28,200 谋害了谁呀？ 999 00:47:28,310 --> 00:47:30,220 我二叔呀！ 1000 00:47:30,330 --> 00:47:31,790 我妹妹太过份了 1001 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:33,700 大人，你要想想办法呀？ 1002 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,120 有什么办法？ 1003 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:36,480 你别发这么大脾气 1004 00:47:36,590 --> 00:47:37,660 怎么说她都是你妹妹 1005 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:38,950 总得帮她补救一下 1006 00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:41,390 杀人偿命，怎么补救？ 1007 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:42,640 妳只有我一个女儿 1008 00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:43,780 娘，妳也想想办法吧！ 1009 00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:45,040 妳也不想看见我死吧！ 1010 00:47:45,150 --> 00:47:47,300 娘也知道就妳这么一个女儿 1011 00:47:47,410 --> 00:47:49,110 但是怎么救呀？ 1012 00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:52,100 娘，大哥一向最孝顺妳 1013 00:47:52,210 --> 00:47:54,470 他最听妳的那根… 1014 00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:56,910 那根笛呀！妳帮帮我吧！ 1015 00:47:57,010 --> 00:47:57,630 是呀！娘 1016 00:47:57,750 --> 00:47:59,100 我试试 1017 00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:10,540 那不死定了… 1018 00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:13,290 等一等，我娘在找我 1019 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,650 唷！还真听他娘的话 1020 00:48:15,770 --> 00:48:17,640 娘… 1021 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:18,960 娘，妳没事吧？ 1022 00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:19,970 大哥 1023 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,610 你们两个丧心病狂 1024 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,210 跪下来就表示真有其事 1025 00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,160 大哥，救救我呀！… 1026 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,790 你们两个死有余辜 1027 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:27,930 还敢来求我 1028 00:48:28,050 --> 00:48:31,650 大哥骂得对，我是死有余辜 1029 00:48:31,770 --> 00:48:33,990 妳就当没生我这个女儿好了 1030 00:48:34,100 --> 00:48:34,720 娘… 1031 00:48:34,830 --> 00:48:35,380 妳这么说 1032 00:48:35,490 --> 00:48:38,610 不是要把娘的心挖出来吗？ 1033 00:48:41,970 --> 00:48:43,880 血呀！ 1034 00:48:43,980 --> 00:48:45,790 娘吐血了… 1035 00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:47,070 不会吧！ 1036 00:48:47,570 --> 00:48:50,070 娘… 1037 00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:50,860 你眼睁睁的看着 1038 00:48:50,980 --> 00:48:52,260 你妹妹被人抓去受审 1039 00:48:52,370 --> 00:48:56,300 你袖手旁观，做娘的不吐血才怪 1040 00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,520 这个暖壶我要它干什么？ 1041 00:48:58,630 --> 00:48:59,430 让我冻死算了 1042 00:48:59,530 --> 00:49:00,960 娘… 1043 00:49:01,070 --> 00:49:03,280 这个…利… 1044 00:49:04,020 --> 00:49:07,180 牌…老娘也不打了 1045 00:49:07,290 --> 00:49:08,430 娘… 1046 00:49:08,550 --> 00:49:09,550 娘，你听我说嘛！ 1047 00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:12,360 审这件案的是广州知县 1048 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,700 你…你身为一个山西布政司 1049 00:49:14,810 --> 00:49:16,990 连一个广州知县都管不了 1050 00:49:17,110 --> 00:49:20,130 我…我不活了 1051 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,970 让我去死，让我死 1052 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:22,980 娘… 1053 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:25,380 让我死，不要拉着我 1054 00:49:25,490 --> 00:49:28,900 好了，娘，我就拼着干 1055 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,440 阿原，阿全，快来呀！ 1056 00:49:32,550 --> 00:49:33,760 来了 1057 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,340 什么事呀？老夫人 1058 00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:38,950 无顶如何，马上叫县老爷 1059 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:42,010 留住广州来的两个官差，快去 1060 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,130 是呀！ 1061 00:49:43,790 --> 00:49:46,460 你马上叫阿原跟阿全火速赶到广州 1062 00:49:46,570 --> 00:49:48,410 在你妹妹跟妹夫未到之前 1063 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:49,880 尽量疏通他们 1064 00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:54,250 不管多少钱我都花 1065 00:49:56,910 --> 00:49:58,080 想借我的奶妈是不是？ 1066 00:49:58,190 --> 00:50:01,080 是呀！我这小孙子得了百日咳 1067 00:50:01,190 --> 00:50:02,720 吃好多药都没有效 1068 00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:04,620 人家说人奶最灵 1069 00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:05,670 奶妈，妳过来 1070 00:50:05,780 --> 00:50:06,790 大少奶奶 1071 00:50:06,890 --> 00:50:07,900 跟这位大婶去一趟 1072 00:50:08,010 --> 00:50:09,700 给她的小孙子笼点人奶 1073 00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:12,030 不行，我的孙子二十岁了 1074 00:50:12,150 --> 00:50:12,830 说什么？ 1075 00:50:12,950 --> 00:50:15,200 人都长这么大了，还吃我奶 1076 00:50:15,310 --> 00:50:17,110 这样吧！在妳方便的时候 1077 00:50:17,230 --> 00:50:19,730 妳就给她留一点罢！ 1078 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,600 大少奶奶，我这不是甘蔗 1079 00:50:21,710 --> 00:50:23,070 随榨随有 1080 00:50:23,180 --> 00:50:25,540 宋夫人，怎么办呀？ 1081 00:50:38,170 --> 00:50:41,990 老公，妳别使那么大的劲嘛 1082 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,900 知道了 1083 00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:50,410 老婆，来… 1084 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:51,550 干嘛！不行… 1085 00:50:51,670 --> 00:50:53,370 来，快点 1086 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:57,370 不行罢！肚子太大了 1087 00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,570 妳这一次肚子怎么大得这么快 1088 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:02,250 妳明知道不允许 1089 00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:04,050 就不要叫得这么骚嘛！ 1090 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,150 弄得…弄得我心痒痒的 1091 00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:11,940 我…我出去，出去… 1092 00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:13,790 我受不了 1093 00:51:14,180 --> 00:51:16,430 喂，煮好杏仁茶了 1094 00:51:17,730 --> 00:51:19,530 宋大嫂 1095 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:23,280 张大婶要的人奶，我弄好了 1096 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,340 大家都是女人，用不着害羞 1097 00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:26,140 妳搁在这儿好了 1098 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:27,260 我叫奶妈拿过去 1099 00:51:27,370 --> 00:51:28,500 好 1100 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,980 老婆 1101 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,720 宋先生 1102 00:51:36,830 --> 00:51:37,930 宋大嫂马上就回来 1103 00:51:38,050 --> 00:51:39,190 是吗？ 1104 00:51:40,830 --> 00:51:43,010 杏仁茶这么快就煮好了 1105 00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:47,540 妳想要喝吗？妳先 1106 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,120 没什么杏仁味 1107 00:51:54,990 --> 00:51:56,580 好重的奶味 1108 00:51:59,690 --> 00:52:01,150 这碗是妳的？ 1109 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:01,800 是 1110 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:02,330 什么东西？ 1111 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,720 奶 1112 00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:05,730 羊奶还是牛奶？ 1113 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,800 人奶，是我的奶 1114 00:52:10,470 --> 00:52:13,050 无顶如何千万不要让人家知道 1115 00:52:19,830 --> 00:52:21,220 我先出去了 1116 00:52:27,730 --> 00:52:29,780 你这个死家伙，一定跟她有一手 1117 00:52:29,890 --> 00:52:31,200 没有 1118 00:52:31,310 --> 00:52:32,630 不承认？ 1119 00:52:32,740 --> 00:52:34,290 打死也不承认 1120 00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:36,980 哼！ 1121 00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:44,250 死色鬼，趁我大肚子去搞女人 1122 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,860 悦来客栈好像是宋世杰开的 1123 00:52:46,970 --> 00:52:48,210 喂，妳知不知道这间客栈 1124 00:52:48,330 --> 00:52:49,230 是不是宋世杰开的？ 1125 00:52:49,330 --> 00:52:51,280 宋世杰？他死了 1126 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:53,920 三八 1127 00:52:54,830 --> 00:52:56,040 这个死宋世杰 1128 00:52:56,150 --> 00:52:58,170 死都死得不是时候 1129 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:03,800 什么时候死才是时候呢？请问 1130 00:53:03,910 --> 00:53:05,120 你是什么人呀？ 1131 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:05,960 我是这儿掌柜 1132 00:53:06,070 --> 00:53:07,350 要死就早点死 1133 00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:10,060 省得我们从山西白跑到广州来 1134 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,180 你们是从山西来的 1135 00:53:12,300 --> 00:53:12,980 只有山西 1136 00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:15,210 才可以出这样优良的品种 1137 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,990 两位是当官罢！ 1138 00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:18,380 山西布政司 1139 00:53:18,490 --> 00:53:19,560 咦？ 1140 00:53:19,670 --> 00:53:20,700 是我们的老爷 1141 00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:21,920 啊？ 1142 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,210 他特意派我们来 1143 00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,720 有重要的公函交给这里的县太爷 1144 00:53:25,830 --> 00:53:26,700 这些阿猫阿狗 1145 00:53:26,810 --> 00:53:28,390 你告诉他这么多干什么？ 1146 00:53:28,510 --> 00:53:29,410 讨厌… 1147 00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:30,840 不说… 1148 00:53:30,950 --> 00:53:38,600 哗！原来两位真的是机…机灵过人 1149 00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,130 你们老爷派你们来是为了… 1150 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:42,940 少废话，是不是客满没房间了？ 1151 00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,580 客什么满，那是骗人的 1152 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:46,840 两位请坐 1153 00:53:46,950 --> 00:53:47,740 别乱摸 1154 00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:49,170 我去收拾一下，出去就来 1155 00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,530 去… 1156 00:53:55,610 --> 00:53:57,490 嫂子… 1157 00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,360 什么事？宋先生 1158 00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:01,870 嫂子，妳先别哭 1159 00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:03,400 外面来了两个男人 1160 00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:05,240 是妳大伯母的大哥派来的 1161 00:54:05,350 --> 00:54:07,950 我怀疑他们有诡 1162 00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:10,180 嫂子，妳先听我说完妳再哭 1163 00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:11,920 我现在想请妳先把房间让出来 1164 00:54:12,030 --> 00:54:13,210 我好把房间租给他们 1165 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:14,780 还可以有机会试探一下 1166 00:54:14,890 --> 00:54:15,900 妳就委屈一点 1167 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,030 没关系，你还不是为我好吗？ 1168 00:54:22,780 --> 00:54:24,620 宋先生，你想喝呀！ 1169 00:54:24,730 --> 00:54:26,190 不…妳还是留给令郎 1170 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:29,420 没关系，你喜欢喝的话我请你喝 1171 00:54:29,530 --> 00:54:30,190 不要那么客气 1172 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,830 妳挤得那么辛苦，是吧！ 1173 00:54:31,940 --> 00:54:33,560 磨的呀！ 1174 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,880 磨的？ 1175 00:54:35,210 --> 00:54:36,490 杏仁茶罢！ 1176 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,820 妳连杏仁茶都挤得出来 1177 00:54:42,270 --> 00:54:43,580 嫂子 1178 00:55:17,340 --> 00:55:19,410 不要把我的衣服弄皱了 1179 00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:43,850 夜深了，不要鬼声鬼叫的 1180 00:56:03,650 --> 00:56:06,150 死家伙，真进了那女人的房间 1181 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,240 你这个死家伙，你 1182 00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:14,930 是谁在这里鬼声鬼叫的？ 1183 00:57:15,350 --> 00:57:16,630 是妳 1184 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,560 三更半夜，妳一个妇道人家 1185 00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:21,430 鬼鬼祟祟，獐头鼠目的 1186 00:57:21,550 --> 00:57:22,650 像个荡妇似的 1187 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,080 潜入两个大男人的房里 1188 00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:25,580 妳想干什么？ 1189 00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:27,240 给我一个合理的解释 1190 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:30,830 妳快点说 1191 00:57:31,250 --> 00:57:33,120 妳说嘛！ 1192 00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:39,840 我…我是来借尿壶的 1193 00:57:39,950 --> 00:57:43,050 这算不算是合理的解释？ 1194 00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:47,110 没有小鸡鸡，借什么尿壶 1195 00:57:47,710 --> 00:57:49,060 不算 1196 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,550 老公，其实我不是来借尿壶的 1197 00:57:53,660 --> 00:57:55,880 我知道，妳以为杨秀珍在里面 1198 00:57:55,990 --> 00:57:57,540 想找她聊聊天，是吗？ 1199 00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:59,280 是呀！老公，你真聪明 1200 00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:00,680 当然，难道我会以为 1201 00:58:00,790 --> 00:58:01,620 妳跟她有一手 1202 00:58:01,730 --> 00:58:02,940 我会这样没风度去怀疑别人 1203 00:58:03,050 --> 00:58:04,550 妳会不会这么怀疑我？ 1204 00:58:04,650 --> 00:58:06,630 不会，当然不会 1205 00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:08,720 岂有此理，简直是恶人先告状 1206 00:58:08,830 --> 00:58:11,370 告了就告了，还要选黄道吉日 1207 00:58:11,470 --> 00:58:13,060 开玩笑的罢！ 1208 00:58:14,530 --> 00:58:15,290 不要生气呀！ 1209 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,650 怎么会呢？ 1210 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,310 对了，这封信上怎么说？ 1211 00:58:18,430 --> 00:58:21,100 根据这封信，杨秀珍果然是含… 1212 00:58:21,210 --> 00:58:23,320 冤，因为这对姚田氏夫妇 1213 00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,060 利用山西布政司的关系 1214 00:58:25,180 --> 00:58:26,730 写了一封信给何汝大 1215 00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:28,650 想利用五千两银子来收买他 1216 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,010 嫁祸给杨秀珍 1217 00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,020 真嚣张，揍他 1218 00:58:31,130 --> 00:58:32,140 先不要急 1219 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,040 这封信是将来最有力的证据 1220 00:58:34,150 --> 00:58:35,440 我们赶紧多抄一份 1221 00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:38,180 放回原位，免得打草惊蛇 1222 00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:41,110 对呀！老公你果然厉害呀！ 1223 00:58:41,220 --> 00:58:42,120 妳现在才知道 1224 00:58:42,230 --> 00:58:42,910 我一向都知道 1225 00:58:43,030 --> 00:58:44,420 只是嘴巴不说嘛！ 1226 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,190 我以后要妳早中晚，各说一次 1227 00:58:47,310 --> 00:58:48,240 还不许梳高髻 1228 00:58:48,350 --> 00:58:49,070 啊 1229 00:58:49,190 --> 00:58:51,130 更不可以呯里叭罢揍我 1230 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,860 啊 1231 00:58:52,980 --> 00:58:53,990 还要全听我的 1232 00:58:54,090 --> 00:58:55,230 重要的我就听 1233 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:58,780 那就糟了，以妳的智商来算 1234 00:58:58,890 --> 00:59:01,250 妳怎么知道什么是重要的 1235 00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:02,190 干脆这样 1236 00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:04,930 以后我只要说麦芽糖这三个字 1237 00:59:05,050 --> 00:59:07,160 妳就要照我的话去做 1238 00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:08,210 啊 1239 00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:13,460 当今世上我最英俊，妳说呢？ 1240 00:59:13,570 --> 00:59:14,680 不好罢！ 1241 00:59:14,790 --> 00:59:16,810 麦芽糖 1242 00:59:18,930 --> 00:59:21,110 麦不麦芽糖，你都是最英俊的 1243 00:59:21,230 --> 00:59:22,330 那还要说 1244 00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:24,280 不要罢！ 1245 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,500 麦芽糖 1246 00:59:26,380 --> 00:59:27,770 现眼报 1247 00:59:38,690 --> 00:59:41,720 这件事原来是这个样子 1248 00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:45,950 连山西知县也没审问过这件案子 1249 00:59:46,070 --> 00:59:47,390 审是没有审过 1250 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:48,330 只不过我们老爷希望 1251 00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:49,410 大人可以多多包涵 1252 00:59:49,510 --> 00:59:52,250 喂…被你说完了 1253 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,330 大人，我们二小姐还有姑爷 1254 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:59,280 正跟着两个公差前往此地途中 1255 00:59:59,390 --> 01:00:01,930 一切就请大人多多的包涵 1256 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,590 何某为官… 1257 01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:08,650 一向光明正大，两袖清风 1258 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:10,810 两位请回去回复布政司大人 1259 01:00:10,910 --> 01:00:12,500 这件案子看在同僚份上 1260 01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:14,800 何某人一定会尽力而为 1261 01:00:14,910 --> 01:00:16,500 至于这些银两，万万不能收 1262 01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:18,040 就这样，先回呀！ 1263 01:00:23,610 --> 01:00:24,750 两位大人请留步 1264 01:00:24,860 --> 01:00:26,290 这银两就搁下吧！ 1265 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,400 什么事？何夫人 1266 01:00:27,510 --> 01:00:28,930 你们回去告诉你们大人 1267 01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,360 就说我们何知县谢谢他了 1268 01:00:31,470 --> 01:00:32,090 何知县不是说 1269 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,940 他是光明正大的吗？ 1270 01:00:34,050 --> 01:00:35,260 开支太大 1271 01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:36,470 两袖清风 1272 01:00:36,590 --> 01:00:39,020 两餐吃风 1273 01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:41,690 臭死了 1274 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,180 厉害…走 1275 01:00:50,710 --> 01:00:54,350 姚田氏夫妇，叩见大人 1276 01:00:54,470 --> 01:00:56,650 姚田氏夫妇，你们看一下 1277 01:00:56,770 --> 01:00:59,090 认不认得抱着小孩那个女人 1278 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,000 回禀大人 1279 01:01:00,110 --> 01:01:02,250 她是我二叔的妻子姚杨氏 1280 01:01:02,370 --> 01:01:04,830 杨秀珍不守妇道，谋杀亲夫 1281 01:01:04,940 --> 01:01:08,170 还有诬告姚田氏夫妇，该当何罪 1282 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:08,770 大人 1283 01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:11,380 妳住嘴，先不要说话 1284 01:01:11,690 --> 01:01:12,520 请问大人 1285 01:01:12,630 --> 01:01:14,470 是不是第一次见到姚田氏夫妇？ 1286 01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:16,070 是又怎么样？ 1287 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,090 是真的那你就太笨了 1288 01:01:19,210 --> 01:01:20,310 我笨什么？ 1289 01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:21,670 既然是第一次接触 1290 01:01:21,780 --> 01:01:23,960 表面上你要做漂亮一点 1291 01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,220 我刚才做得不漂亮吗？ 1292 01:01:25,330 --> 01:01:27,030 对呀！最少也要假装 1293 01:01:27,140 --> 01:01:29,160 听完所有的人讲话 1294 01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,370 人家姚田氏夫妇还没开口 1295 01:01:31,490 --> 01:01:32,660 你就什么都知道 1296 01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:35,930 那是不是告诉别人有默契在先 1297 01:01:36,050 --> 01:01:37,110 这样… 1298 01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:39,550 我怎么说，你就怎么做 1299 01:01:39,660 --> 01:01:42,580 你这官怎么当的 1300 01:01:42,690 --> 01:01:45,160 混账，本官今天不教训你 1301 01:01:45,270 --> 01:01:47,380 以后就真的不会做官了 1302 01:01:47,490 --> 01:01:48,390 来人，用刑 1303 01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:50,230 大人，有甲乙丙三种刑 1304 01:01:50,350 --> 01:01:51,520 用哪一种？ 1305 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,470 丙罢！ 1306 01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:55,040 慢着，丙是什么东西？ 1307 01:01:55,150 --> 01:01:56,080 丙就是丙罢！ 1308 01:01:56,190 --> 01:01:57,020 先不能丙 1309 01:01:57,130 --> 01:01:58,590 什么时候轮到女人说话？ 1310 01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:00,430 我老公怎么说也是个秀才 1311 01:02:00,540 --> 01:02:01,570 他只要一日功名在身 1312 01:02:01,690 --> 01:02:03,040 你就不能说丙就丙 1313 01:02:03,150 --> 01:02:05,020 只要他喜欢有什么不可以呢？ 1314 01:02:05,130 --> 01:02:05,510 是吗？ 1315 01:02:05,620 --> 01:02:06,900 还要你说… 1316 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,720 噢！你们想玩手段 1317 01:02:09,830 --> 01:02:12,460 本官就奉陪，当心玩得太大的话 1318 01:02:12,580 --> 01:02:14,560 你们会撑不住，退堂 1319 01:02:14,670 --> 01:02:16,500 天大事我也陪你玩 1320 01:02:16,890 --> 01:02:18,940 你们三位要想清楚 1321 01:02:19,050 --> 01:02:20,710 二叔，你已经十天没大便了 1322 01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:22,410 你呢？你一个月都没有睡觉了 1323 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:24,680 你家人的母猪前几天难产 1324 01:02:24,790 --> 01:02:26,280 昨天晚上就死了 1325 01:02:26,390 --> 01:02:28,960 完全是宋世杰… 1326 01:02:29,660 --> 01:02:30,760 动过牌楼的风水 1327 01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:32,370 所以才会弄成这个样子 1328 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,570 两位不管怎么说是长辈，宋世杰… 1329 01:02:36,410 --> 01:02:38,390 宋世杰这么做简直太不给面子 1330 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:40,720 所以依我说…依我说… 1331 01:02:40,830 --> 01:02:41,900 二叔… 1332 01:02:42,010 --> 01:02:44,030 有什么话你就讲嘛！ 1333 01:02:44,130 --> 01:02:45,140 你就快点说吧！ 1334 01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:46,010 所以是不是应该 1335 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,330 惩戒他一下才对？ 1336 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:50,700 能不能一次把话讲完嘛！ 1337 01:02:54,190 --> 01:02:58,600 小弟就说了，二叔… 1338 01:02:58,710 --> 01:03:00,300 两…两位乡亲 1339 01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:03,790 这么没有礼貌，走也不通知一下 1340 01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:05,100 革他的秀才是不是呀！ 1341 01:03:05,220 --> 01:03:07,580 你们这么快就到楼下去了 1342 01:03:09,710 --> 01:03:12,830 我已经讲过了，我是秀才打不得 1343 01:03:12,940 --> 01:03:14,430 你只不过是一个区区知县 1344 01:03:14,540 --> 01:03:15,890 有朝一日我中了举 1345 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,850 随时做你的上司，换个花样吧！ 1346 01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,400 你已经不是秀才了 1347 01:03:22,510 --> 01:03:23,540 大学士 1348 01:03:25,850 --> 01:03:26,500 老师… 1349 01:03:26,610 --> 01:03:29,390 宋世杰，你动了牌楼的风水 1350 01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:30,530 我就革了你的功名 1351 01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:32,180 大学士，有劳了 1352 01:03:32,290 --> 01:03:33,290 客气… 1353 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:34,930 请… 1354 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:42,470 果然是官官相卫 1355 01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:44,420 想革我秀才是吗？ 1356 01:03:44,530 --> 01:03:46,860 别以为这样可以对付得了我 1357 01:03:46,970 --> 01:03:48,910 老婆，把信拿出来 1358 01:03:49,020 --> 01:03:52,350 啊！信在你那里呀！ 1359 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:56,120 信在我这里？不是在妳那里吗？ 1360 01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:56,980 在我这里吗？ 1361 01:03:57,090 --> 01:03:58,200 等等 1362 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:04,220 连信都没有带，告个屁 1363 01:04:04,330 --> 01:04:08,220 让一让…让开，别挡路… 1364 01:04:08,330 --> 01:04:10,380 你们两个搞什么鬼？ 1365 01:04:10,490 --> 01:04:11,950 对了，大人 1366 01:04:12,050 --> 01:04:14,030 我忘记带一件很重要的东西 1367 01:04:14,140 --> 01:04:15,240 希望你给我一个时辰 1368 01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,710 混账，来人呀！ 1369 01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:17,230 有 1370 01:04:17,340 --> 01:04:17,830 给我打 1371 01:04:17,930 --> 01:04:18,550 慢着 1372 01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:19,350 什么事？ 1373 01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:21,050 不要说我没警告过你 1374 01:04:21,170 --> 01:04:23,080 你的事我知道得一清二楚 1375 01:04:23,190 --> 01:04:24,740 只要你敢动我一根汗毛 1376 01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:25,760 那你就会后悔 1377 01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:26,350 打 1378 01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:27,810 慢着 1379 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:28,430 怕了吧！ 1380 01:04:28,540 --> 01:04:29,790 我要脱了你的衣服打 1381 01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:31,110 才打得剔透点，打 1382 01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:31,980 慢着 1383 01:04:32,090 --> 01:04:32,920 什么事？ 1384 01:04:33,030 --> 01:04:35,740 你有本事就打得我重一点 1385 01:04:35,850 --> 01:04:38,280 你打得我越重，我就告得你越重 1386 01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:40,930 本官有什么让你告的？ 1387 01:04:41,030 --> 01:04:41,830 重打四十 1388 01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:43,530 慢着 1389 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,420 打我四十，太少了吧！ 1390 01:04:46,530 --> 01:04:47,880 带种的就打我八十 1391 01:04:47,990 --> 01:04:50,530 我就打你的整数一百，打 1392 01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:51,180 慢着 1393 01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:52,230 又什么事呀？ 1394 01:04:52,340 --> 01:04:54,970 没事，只喜欢凑热闹，妈的 1395 01:04:55,090 --> 01:04:57,380 打得你叫妈，打 1396 01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,680 慢着 1397 01:04:59,790 --> 01:05:00,760 又谁嚷慢着？ 1398 01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:01,550 阿福 1399 01:05:01,660 --> 01:05:03,020 信在这儿 1400 01:05:03,410 --> 01:05:05,770 师爷，帮我大大声地念出来 1401 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:06,980 是呀！ 1402 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:13,420 老公，我昨天晚上陪你XXXX到天亮 1403 01:05:13,530 --> 01:05:16,760 才知道老公那条XX好厉害 1404 01:05:16,870 --> 01:05:18,260 不会吧！ 1405 01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,730 老公，我XX你 1406 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:22,570 糟了，我拿错信了 1407 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:27,130 宋世杰，这封是什么信？你讲 1408 01:05:28,910 --> 01:05:31,160 这封是我老婆写给我的情书 1409 01:05:31,270 --> 01:05:32,100 狗屁不通 1410 01:05:32,210 --> 01:05:34,710 XX到天亮 1411 01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:36,590 写信嘛！ 1412 01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:40,100 妳老公哪条XX好厉害呀！ 1413 01:05:40,210 --> 01:05:42,790 是支笔，我不是常告诉妳 1414 01:05:42,890 --> 01:05:45,180 笔是一支支，不是一条条 1415 01:05:45,290 --> 01:05:46,990 我们回家写字去 1416 01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:47,930 站住 1417 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,250 干嘛… 1418 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:50,570 你们两个玩够了没有？ 1419 01:05:50,690 --> 01:05:51,860 来人，打 1420 01:05:51,970 --> 01:05:53,600 不许动，谁敢打我老公？ 1421 01:05:53,710 --> 01:05:54,820 打 1422 01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:00,520 你打 1423 01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:03,840 顶 1424 01:06:03,940 --> 01:06:04,970 大胆 1425 01:06:05,610 --> 01:06:06,720 大胆，公堂之上 1426 01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:08,740 怎么由得妳乱来，快点走 1427 01:06:08,850 --> 01:06:09,880 我帮你挡 1428 01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:11,030 麦芽糖 1429 01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:12,770 妳说过要听我话，妳忘了 1430 01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:13,500 就算妳不顾自己 1431 01:06:13,610 --> 01:06:15,000 也要顾肚子里的孩子 1432 01:06:15,110 --> 01:06:17,400 我说麦芽糖，妳还不走 1433 01:06:17,510 --> 01:06:19,660 好，你等我 1434 01:06:21,930 --> 01:06:24,040 阿福，回去拿信 1435 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,210 你这狗官，这个仇我不报 1436 01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:27,520 我是乌龟 1437 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,230 好，本官就给你个机会 1438 01:06:30,350 --> 01:06:32,190 打完你之后，就押你游街 1439 01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:34,280 不然你这乌龟不是白做了吗？ 1440 01:06:34,380 --> 01:06:36,820 师爷，打够一百下就叫醒我呀！ 1441 01:06:36,930 --> 01:06:38,660 是，大人 1442 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,670 何汝大，五千两你无福消受呀！ 1443 01:06:44,790 --> 01:06:46,480 你神经病，什么五千两？ 1444 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:49,230 有五千两，我还用做官，你真是 1445 01:06:49,350 --> 01:06:51,180 就算没有，官你也要做呀！ 1446 01:06:51,290 --> 01:06:52,570 就是现在没有才要做呀！ 1447 01:06:52,690 --> 01:06:54,270 我收下了 1448 01:06:54,980 --> 01:06:57,550 收了，老婆妳收了什么五千两？ 1449 01:06:57,660 --> 01:06:59,680 布政司的五千两 1450 01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,170 妳真是的，那五千两 1451 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,150 妳怎么可以收的？ 1452 01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:05,480 慢着，他怎会知道那五千两的事？ 1453 01:07:05,590 --> 01:07:06,140 别管那么多 1454 01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:07,500 把他放了不就是了吗？ 1455 01:07:07,610 --> 01:07:09,760 不行…现在把他放了 1456 01:07:09,870 --> 01:07:11,950 岂不是不打自招 1457 01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:14,910 既然已经判了，就坚持到底 1458 01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:15,750 找到那封信没有？ 1459 01:07:15,860 --> 01:07:17,800 没有呀！我整个房子都找了 1460 01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:19,260 就是没找着 1461 01:07:27,830 --> 01:07:28,930 大少奶奶，糟了 1462 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,950 大少爷被抓去游街了 1463 01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:36,620 宋夫人… 1464 01:07:36,730 --> 01:07:38,290 算了…我不告了 1465 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,960 一句话，去还不去？ 1466 01:07:40,070 --> 01:07:40,450 我… 1467 01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:41,700 走罢！ 1468 01:07:59,590 --> 01:08:00,830 大少爷 1469 01:08:00,950 --> 01:08:03,490 到这里来干嘛？快点走 1470 01:08:03,590 --> 01:08:06,060 喂…等等我 1471 01:08:06,170 --> 01:08:08,530 我…杀 1472 01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:14,510 怎么带大堆人马来？ 1473 01:08:26,170 --> 01:08:27,140 干嘛？ 1474 01:08:29,790 --> 01:08:31,870 明枪易挡 1475 01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:34,090 暗箭难防 1476 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,950 峨嵋剑法 1477 01:08:58,950 --> 01:09:00,500 这个水袋跟我几十年 1478 01:09:00,610 --> 01:09:03,350 老娘打死你 1479 01:09:33,630 --> 01:09:35,330 老婆，妳没事吧！ 1480 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,100 老婆 1481 01:09:44,210 --> 01:09:45,980 老公呀！ 1482 01:10:01,570 --> 01:10:03,370 老婆，妳是不是要生了？ 1483 01:10:17,890 --> 01:10:18,900 带宋世杰走 1484 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:19,940 杨兄 1485 01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:25,330 大祸了，走 1486 01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:35,390 老婆，妳不要吓我 1487 01:10:35,490 --> 01:10:36,560 妳现在别生孩子 1488 01:10:36,670 --> 01:10:38,750 生小孩子呀！ 1489 01:10:38,870 --> 01:10:40,290 来，少奶奶 1490 01:10:52,370 --> 01:10:55,280 保护犯人回去，他死了你们就没命 1491 01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:59,770 退后，全部退后 1492 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:04,040 用力 1493 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,030 快用点力 1494 01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:08,220 退后 1495 01:11:08,750 --> 01:11:11,220 老公呀 1496 01:11:11,330 --> 01:11:12,710 老婆 1497 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:19,910 生了没？小孩子生出来了没有 1498 01:11:20,020 --> 01:11:23,120 大少爷，大少奶奶生了 1499 01:11:23,230 --> 01:11:24,470 奶妈，生出来的儿子 1500 01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:25,550 有没有小鸡鸡？ 1501 01:11:25,660 --> 01:11:28,990 没有小鸡鸡的 1502 01:11:34,850 --> 01:11:35,780 你进来干什么？ 1503 01:11:35,890 --> 01:11:36,760 喝喜酒 1504 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:38,840 喝喜酒？这里不是来探监 1505 01:11:38,950 --> 01:11:41,130 就是来坐监，喝什么喜酒？ 1506 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:43,360 不要理他，搞不出什么花样来的 1507 01:11:44,210 --> 01:11:47,650 宋状师，你的牺牲实在太大了 1508 01:11:47,750 --> 01:11:50,040 那还用说 1509 01:11:50,150 --> 01:11:52,750 我现在只想求老天爷 1510 01:11:52,870 --> 01:11:55,720 把我儿子的小鸡鸡还给我 1511 01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,860 女孩子要个小鸡鸡干什么？ 1512 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:03,260 你说什么？ 1513 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,670 你再说一次 1514 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:08,690 我老婆生了个女的 1515 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,870 是呀！ 1516 01:12:10,650 --> 01:12:13,490 老天爷总算给我宋世杰几分薄面 1517 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:15,160 我能帮你什么忙呢？ 1518 01:12:15,270 --> 01:12:16,520 劫狱 1519 01:12:16,630 --> 01:12:17,800 犯法的事我不做 1520 01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:20,660 贱人，你不犯法 1521 01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:22,950 杨秀珍的二哥怎么死的？ 1522 01:12:23,070 --> 01:12:25,460 那是意外，这把扇的主人 1523 01:12:25,570 --> 01:12:26,710 可以帮我证明 1524 01:12:27,170 --> 01:12:28,490 欺人如欺天，无自欺也 1525 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,820 负民即负我，何忍负之 1526 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:32,000 是他 1527 01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:33,330 这一次我们有救了 1528 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:34,410 他是什么人？ 1529 01:12:34,510 --> 01:12:35,870 都是贱人 1530 01:12:35,970 --> 01:12:36,810 也是贱人？ 1531 01:12:36,910 --> 01:12:38,090 他是官，所以贱 1532 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:39,520 但是贱得很正直 1533 01:12:39,630 --> 01:12:40,570 他从来不收黑钱 1534 01:12:40,670 --> 01:12:42,100 弄得老婆离家出走 1535 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:43,210 从此寄情工作 1536 01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:44,850 一年之内连升四级 1537 01:12:44,950 --> 01:12:46,750 现已贵为八府巡按 1538 01:12:46,870 --> 01:12:48,600 那就有得救了 1539 01:12:48,710 --> 01:12:49,400 我们该怎么做呢？ 1540 01:12:49,510 --> 01:12:50,650 不是我们，是你 1541 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:53,570 你现在马上拦轿告状 1542 01:12:54,590 --> 01:12:56,140 为了正义要牺牲 1543 01:12:56,260 --> 01:12:57,680 我想你应该不会有问题是吧？ 1544 01:12:57,790 --> 01:12:59,250 这点绝对没问题 1545 01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:00,490 那就行了 1546 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:07,490 谢谢 1547 01:13:08,230 --> 01:13:09,720 这把扇子一定要交到他手上 1548 01:13:09,830 --> 01:13:10,760 一路小心 1549 01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:12,710 但是你现在处境很危险 1550 01:13:12,820 --> 01:13:13,790 不怕 1551 01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:14,870 这里守卫深严 1552 01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:16,600 闲杂人等不是随便说一句话 1553 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,210 就可以进得来的 1554 01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:19,150 你能够来到这里 1555 01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:20,430 相信你已经想尽办法 1556 01:13:20,540 --> 01:13:21,790 历尽千辛万苦的 1557 01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:23,810 可是我刚进来只随便说一句 1558 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:24,780 喝喜酒的 1559 01:13:24,890 --> 01:13:26,000 好了…我知道你很棒 1560 01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:26,870 别那么费劲了 1561 01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:29,130 我们要以国事为重，去 1562 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,830 好，告辞了 1563 01:13:35,990 --> 01:13:37,310 干什么？ 1564 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:39,040 探监嘛！ 1565 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:40,440 探监 1566 01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,090 他怎么会那么倒霉？ 1567 01:14:00,210 --> 01:14:02,460 倒霉到游街被人追杀 1568 01:14:02,570 --> 01:14:04,410 要是他死了，那就不得了 1569 01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:06,290 如果他死了，大人担当不起 1570 01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:07,930 我不知道吗？ 1571 01:14:08,030 --> 01:14:08,900 多嘴… 1572 01:14:13,570 --> 01:14:14,600 干什么？ 1573 01:14:14,990 --> 01:14:15,790 来人呀！ 1574 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:16,440 干什么？ 1575 01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:17,490 还不快追 1576 01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:19,330 人都跑了，现在才去追 1577 01:14:19,450 --> 01:14:20,660 追不出什么花样的 1578 01:14:20,770 --> 01:14:22,010 追 1579 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:28,490 他晕过去了，快点救醒他 1580 01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:39,450 宋世杰，你没事吧！ 1581 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,630 没事走两步给本官看看 1582 01:14:46,030 --> 01:14:48,770 你到底在干什么？ 1583 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:50,820 是你叫我走两步给你看看 1584 01:14:50,930 --> 01:14:52,390 那你拍两下手掌给我看看 1585 01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:53,570 好呀！ 1586 01:14:56,810 --> 01:14:58,540 你拍两下手掌给我看看 1587 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:01,750 什么事那么开心要拍手？ 1588 01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:03,520 你妈有喜了 1589 01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:07,870 难道他真的疯了 1590 01:15:07,980 --> 01:15:09,570 宋世杰疯了 1591 01:15:09,690 --> 01:15:11,380 宋世杰在牢里面疯了 1592 01:15:11,490 --> 01:15:12,560 宋世杰疯了… 1593 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:17,720 宋世杰他疯了…他疯了 1594 01:15:20,650 --> 01:15:20,990 站住 1595 01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:22,200 坐下 1596 01:15:22,310 --> 01:15:24,950 喂，你在玩什么？ 1597 01:15:25,060 --> 01:15:26,310 宋世杰抬头看看 1598 01:15:26,420 --> 01:15:28,990 认不认得手抱婴孩这个女子？ 1599 01:15:31,150 --> 01:15:32,360 不认得 1600 01:15:32,470 --> 01:15:34,620 真的不认得吗？ 1601 01:15:34,740 --> 01:15:36,090 抱着 1602 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,440 混账… 1603 01:15:38,420 --> 01:15:40,820 喂，老公，人家都说你疯了 1604 01:15:40,930 --> 01:15:42,700 到底是玩真的还是假的？ 1605 01:15:42,810 --> 01:15:43,670 你在玩什么花样？ 1606 01:15:43,780 --> 01:15:45,550 妳到底是谁？妳干嘛倒着讲话 1607 01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:46,380 妳这么没礼貌 1608 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,080 来人呀，拖出去打 1609 01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:53,240 我看你能够挺多久 1610 01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:57,210 你还真挺得住，我再踢… 1611 01:15:57,310 --> 01:15:58,420 给我 1612 01:15:58,530 --> 01:16:00,120 干嘛抢我的女儿？还我 1613 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:02,460 不要吵，本官自有分寸 1614 01:16:02,570 --> 01:16:04,120 宋世杰，现在这两个女子 1615 01:16:04,240 --> 01:16:05,700 都自认是这个婴孩的母亲 1616 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:07,430 你认为应该怎么处理呢？ 1617 01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:09,130 干嘛问我？想耍我 1618 01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:10,220 那倒不是 1619 01:16:10,330 --> 01:16:11,950 本官想问一下你个人的意见 1620 01:16:12,070 --> 01:16:13,380 好让本官参详一下 1621 01:16:13,490 --> 01:16:16,030 我可是警告你，别拿我的女儿来玩 1622 01:16:16,140 --> 01:16:17,690 争什么争？把她砍成两段 1623 01:16:17,910 --> 01:16:19,470 一人给一段不就成了 1624 01:16:19,580 --> 01:16:21,390 我把妳踢疯了，女儿你也有份 1625 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:22,290 你也有份 1626 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,170 我也有份？那就砍成三段 1627 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:24,930 我要中间那段 1628 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,570 大胡子，你有没有份？ 1629 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:27,160 有呀！ 1630 01:16:27,270 --> 01:16:28,240 关你屁事 1631 01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:28,830 师爷 1632 01:16:28,940 --> 01:16:29,730 在 1633 01:16:29,850 --> 01:16:32,480 宋世杰，现在把小孩分成四段 1634 01:16:32,590 --> 01:16:34,180 分得公公道道 1635 01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:35,370 好 1636 01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:43,270 砍… 1637 01:16:45,710 --> 01:16:51,060 老公，你真的发疯了 1638 01:16:51,170 --> 01:16:53,350 你砍的是你的女儿 1639 01:16:53,470 --> 01:16:55,410 刚刚说要砍，现在又不砍 1640 01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:56,980 你们真的很无聊，疯子 1641 01:16:57,090 --> 01:17:00,600 宋世杰，想不到你一辈子聪明 1642 01:17:00,710 --> 01:17:03,300 竟然弄得如此的下场 1643 01:17:03,420 --> 01:17:06,680 就算把你关在牢里也没什么意思 1644 01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:08,380 本官下令，限你三天之内 1645 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:12,140 全家离开本县，所有家产充公 1646 01:17:13,330 --> 01:17:17,640 走开… 1647 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:19,250 我就算砍不死你 1648 01:17:19,350 --> 01:17:20,810 也要把你给弄疯了 1649 01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,970 看你拿什么来告我们 1650 01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:51,530 大少奶奶 1651 01:17:54,700 --> 01:17:55,910 除了你身上的东西之外 1652 01:17:56,020 --> 01:17:57,410 所有的东西都不准带走 1653 01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:59,290 你干嘛那么嚣张呀！你 1654 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:00,160 照封 1655 01:18:00,270 --> 01:18:02,900 听好，妳身上再有东西掉下来 1656 01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:04,190 我们还封 1657 01:18:09,590 --> 01:18:12,230 好端端的一个人 1658 01:18:12,340 --> 01:18:15,440 怎么会变成这个样子 1659 01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:17,600 不管他变什么样子 1660 01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:19,230 他还是我的老公 1661 01:18:25,250 --> 01:18:25,700 老公 1662 01:18:25,810 --> 01:18:26,870 不要吵 1663 01:18:28,590 --> 01:18:29,350 我们走 1664 01:18:29,460 --> 01:18:30,360 是… 1665 01:18:34,780 --> 01:18:38,290 大少奶奶，妳没有事吧！ 1666 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:39,650 没事 1667 01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:41,700 我只是刚刚想起来 1668 01:18:41,810 --> 01:18:44,280 我们结婚十多年了 1669 01:18:44,380 --> 01:18:46,820 他从来都没有跟我说过我爱妳 1670 01:18:46,930 --> 01:18:49,990 老婆，对不起，我爱妳 1671 01:18:50,090 --> 01:18:51,060 又来了… 1672 01:18:51,170 --> 01:18:51,750 让我把你打晕 1673 01:18:51,870 --> 01:18:52,770 打你个死人头 1674 01:18:52,870 --> 01:18:54,640 他是装疯的，快点过来帮忙 1675 01:18:54,750 --> 01:18:55,580 快点 1676 01:18:57,050 --> 01:18:58,710 快点… 1677 01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:02,430 我的女儿 1678 01:19:02,550 --> 01:19:03,970 让我抱抱… 1679 01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:07,900 你看她比奶妈还大 1680 01:19:08,430 --> 01:19:09,530 再看看 1681 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:15,860 少了个小鸡鸡，换回一个鸡套子 1682 01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:19,240 你看她好玩着 1683 01:19:20,740 --> 01:19:21,680 我说大少爷，你装疯装得真像 1684 01:19:21,790 --> 01:19:25,010 连我都让你骗了，真厉害 1685 01:19:25,130 --> 01:19:26,860 连你都骗不了，不如去跳海 1686 01:19:26,970 --> 01:19:30,410 在里面不装疯，死得才难看 1687 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,290 不过这次我没事，就该他们死 1688 01:19:33,410 --> 01:19:34,200 老婆 1689 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:36,290 妳看 1690 01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,300 是信呀！ 1691 01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:38,440 怎么会在你那里呢？ 1692 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:39,910 这封信一直在我身上 1693 01:19:40,020 --> 01:19:41,550 那天你为什么不交给何知县 1694 01:19:41,650 --> 01:19:43,280 何知县？那天在公堂上 1695 01:19:43,390 --> 01:19:44,190 数他的官最大 1696 01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:47,880 要是把信拿出来，他都会把它吃了 1697 01:19:48,370 --> 01:19:51,040 其实我在等一个机会 1698 01:19:51,150 --> 01:19:53,750 我要在八府巡按面前 1699 01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:56,570 把这个狗官的乌纱帽给摘了 1700 01:20:12,830 --> 01:20:14,880 大人，伸冤 1701 01:20:14,980 --> 01:20:15,670 大胆刁民 1702 01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:17,480 居然挡着巡按大人去路 1703 01:20:17,590 --> 01:20:19,460 不管什么冤情，先打三十大板 1704 01:20:19,570 --> 01:20:21,760 有没有搞错？伸冤要挨板子 1705 01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:48,310 原来是你 1706 01:20:50,710 --> 01:20:52,620 官官相卫 1707 01:20:52,730 --> 01:20:55,130 大人，宋世杰出名刁嘴 1708 01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:57,670 颠倒是非，诬告他人 1709 01:20:57,780 --> 01:21:00,450 他是装疯欺骗本官 1710 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,950 你是堂堂一名知县 1711 01:21:03,060 --> 01:21:04,800 怎么会让一个秀才在这里放肆 1712 01:21:04,910 --> 01:21:06,820 大人，我区区一名知县 1713 01:21:06,930 --> 01:21:08,310 他怎么会放在眼内 1714 01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:11,230 他四处散播说就算大人… 1715 01:21:12,670 --> 01:21:14,610 我就直说了吧！ 1716 01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:16,800 他说就算大人加上我们三个 1717 01:21:16,910 --> 01:21:18,440 也不是他的对手呀！ 1718 01:21:18,550 --> 01:21:20,660 混账，区区一个秀才 1719 01:21:20,770 --> 01:21:21,980 难道难倒我们？ 1720 01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:23,230 不是呀，布政司大人 1721 01:21:23,350 --> 01:21:24,590 外面有好多人下重注 1722 01:21:24,700 --> 01:21:27,820 说宋世杰一定打赢这场官司 1723 01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:33,360 好，我倒要看看这个宋世杰 1724 01:21:33,470 --> 01:21:34,410 有多大本事 1725 01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:45,120 威武… 1726 01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:56,500 传宋世杰及有关人等 1727 01:22:08,820 --> 01:22:09,960 谢谢 1728 01:22:11,780 --> 01:22:13,920 谢谢 1729 01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:19,120 请签个名字吧！ 1730 01:22:19,220 --> 01:22:22,970 这么捧场呀，谢谢 1731 01:22:35,020 --> 01:22:36,480 巡按大人 1732 01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:38,700 宋世杰，本官提醒你 1733 01:22:38,810 --> 01:22:40,680 你已经不是秀才身份了 1734 01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:43,260 没错，见到巡按大人还不下跪 1735 01:22:43,370 --> 01:22:46,360 宋世杰，你分明是藐视王法 1736 01:22:46,470 --> 01:22:49,170 既然几位大人这么注重门面功夫 1737 01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:51,050 叫我跪也无妨呀！ 1738 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:52,900 混账，尊重朝廷命官 1739 01:22:53,010 --> 01:22:55,150 哪得算是门面功夫？ 1740 01:22:56,030 --> 01:22:57,590 尊不尊重是在心里头 1741 01:22:57,700 --> 01:23:00,370 不是在膝盖上面 1742 01:23:00,490 --> 01:23:01,460 你说是吗？大人 1743 01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,020 宋世杰… 1744 01:23:03,130 --> 01:23:06,390 宋世杰，本官准你不跪 1745 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:07,750 谢大人 1746 01:23:10,260 --> 01:23:12,450 姚田氏夫妇是怎么样 1747 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,260 谋害杨秀珍的丈夫的？ 1748 01:23:14,370 --> 01:23:17,360 何大人，杨秀珍丈夫是怎么死的？ 1749 01:23:17,460 --> 01:23:18,890 杨… 1750 01:23:19,270 --> 01:23:22,160 大人，杨秀珍的丈夫是被杨秀珍 1751 01:23:22,270 --> 01:23:23,930 气到吐血而死的 1752 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:26,400 巡按大人，你都听到了 1753 01:23:26,860 --> 01:23:27,650 传朝二 1754 01:23:28,010 --> 01:23:29,290 传朝二 1755 01:23:33,540 --> 01:23:34,750 说给几位大人听 1756 01:23:34,860 --> 01:23:36,070 你是哪人？干什么的？ 1757 01:23:36,180 --> 01:23:37,680 山西的仵作，大人 1758 01:23:37,780 --> 01:23:40,250 请问杨秀珍的丈夫是怎么死的？ 1759 01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:41,640 验过骨头全黑 1760 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:44,420 是死于剧毒，大人 1761 01:23:45,230 --> 01:23:47,140 死于什么？请大声再讲一遍 1762 01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:50,650 死于剧毒… 1763 01:23:52,990 --> 01:23:56,630 你们两个好狠毒，害死我丈夫 1764 01:23:57,410 --> 01:23:59,390 妳不要哭了，妳就会哭 1765 01:23:59,490 --> 01:24:00,950 下毒的也有可能是妳 1766 01:24:01,060 --> 01:24:03,310 是，有可能是你… 1767 01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:06,690 是呀！要是这样，你… 1768 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:07,210 我？ 1769 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:09,090 关你屁事，你… 1770 01:24:10,310 --> 01:24:12,220 山西知县，在你管辖之内 1771 01:24:12,330 --> 01:24:14,440 有人死于非命，你居然不闻不问 1772 01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,510 这个过失你要负全部责任 1773 01:24:17,860 --> 01:24:19,140 不过你也不用怕成这个样子 1774 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:23,290 凶手不是你，是姚田氏夫妇 1775 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:25,230 大人，冤枉… 1776 01:24:25,340 --> 01:24:27,530 没有冤枉，既然证实姚二 1777 01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:29,190 是死于剧毒，妳居然说 1778 01:24:29,310 --> 01:24:30,930 被她老婆气得吐血而死 1779 01:24:31,050 --> 01:24:34,170 如果不是作贼心虚，为何要说谎 1780 01:24:34,280 --> 01:24:35,710 我怎么知道他气得吐血死 1781 01:24:35,810 --> 01:24:37,270 还是中毒吐血死呀！ 1782 01:24:37,380 --> 01:24:40,500 分明狡辩，大人明鉴 1783 01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,500 就算姚二是中毒而死 1784 01:24:43,610 --> 01:24:45,000 但是也有没证据证明 1785 01:24:45,100 --> 01:24:47,430 是姚田氏夫妇所干 1786 01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:48,750 不错呀！ 1787 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:52,380 说得也对，传证人小梅 1788 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:54,430 传证人小梅 1789 01:24:54,530 --> 01:24:55,850 我来了 1790 01:24:58,460 --> 01:25:00,160 小梅叩见各位大人 1791 01:25:00,270 --> 01:25:01,410 小梅 1792 01:25:01,530 --> 01:25:02,360 妳就是小梅 1793 01:25:02,470 --> 01:25:03,300 是的，大人 1794 01:25:03,410 --> 01:25:05,730 命案发生以后，妳上哪儿去了？ 1795 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,370 大人，自从二少奶奶 1796 01:25:07,480 --> 01:25:10,290 无故失踪之后，我就回到乡下了 1797 01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:12,240 但是当时妳在现场 1798 01:25:12,350 --> 01:25:13,660 将实情说出来 1799 01:25:13,770 --> 01:25:17,280 没有…当时我不在现场 1800 01:25:17,390 --> 01:25:18,530 妳怎么可以这么说呢？ 1801 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:19,930 一开始是妳告诉我 1802 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:22,540 是他们两个下毒害死我老公的 1803 01:25:22,650 --> 01:25:24,070 妳还叫我赶快走 1804 01:25:24,180 --> 01:25:25,870 妳现在为什么要这么说嘛？ 1805 01:25:25,990 --> 01:25:27,640 我哪有呀 1806 01:25:32,110 --> 01:25:32,690 还有… 1807 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,190 够了 1808 01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:36,550 辛苦妳了，妳可以回去休息了 1809 01:25:36,670 --> 01:25:37,180 大人… 1810 01:25:37,290 --> 01:25:40,730 宋世杰，现在还轮不到你 1811 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,820 小梅，继续说 1812 01:25:42,930 --> 01:25:45,180 我是二少奶奶的贴身丫头 1813 01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:47,370 二少奶奶平常就好凶 1814 01:25:47,490 --> 01:25:48,700 整天欺负二少爷 1815 01:25:49,050 --> 01:25:51,070 还一拳一拳的打他 1816 01:25:51,180 --> 01:25:52,870 妳… 1817 01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:54,230 有时候，她还叫一些 1818 01:25:54,340 --> 01:25:56,110 不三不四的人回来 1819 01:25:56,220 --> 01:25:58,790 事发当日，小梅并不在场 1820 01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:00,210 但是在前一天 1821 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,910 我听见她跟二少爷 1822 01:26:02,030 --> 01:26:04,210 在房里面吵得好厉害 1823 01:26:04,330 --> 01:26:07,000 第二天，二少爷他就死了 1824 01:26:07,110 --> 01:26:10,100 宋世杰，你还有什么话说？ 1825 01:26:10,210 --> 01:26:12,080 没有 1826 01:26:12,850 --> 01:26:14,960 大人，现在真相大白 1827 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,020 明明是杨秀珍谋杀亲夫 1828 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:19,240 宋世杰诬告他人 1829 01:26:19,910 --> 01:26:23,140 宋状师，你不该只有这么两下的 1830 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:25,720 大人果然英明，又被你说中 1831 01:26:26,970 --> 01:26:29,190 这里有一封信，在事发之后 1832 01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:32,050 山西布政写信给何汝大大人 1833 01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:33,370 无意中被我取得 1834 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:35,460 我照样抄了一份 1835 01:26:36,470 --> 01:26:38,550 那封信的内容呢？ 1836 01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:40,990 内容精已绝伦，拍案叫绝 1837 01:26:41,100 --> 01:26:42,940 山西布政为了包庇亲妹 1838 01:26:43,050 --> 01:26:45,200 谋财害命，用五千两银子 1839 01:26:45,310 --> 01:26:47,080 收买何汝大，叫他对这件事 1840 01:26:47,190 --> 01:26:50,040 睁一只眼，闭一只眼 1841 01:26:50,150 --> 01:26:52,090 大人，信是收了一封 1842 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:54,000 只不过布政大人写给小人说 1843 01:26:54,110 --> 01:26:55,120 按这个实情 1844 01:26:55,230 --> 01:26:57,620 同时叫我秉公办理而已 1845 01:26:59,260 --> 01:27:00,330 现在那封信呢？ 1846 01:27:00,450 --> 01:27:01,380 不见了 1847 01:27:01,490 --> 01:27:02,460 那就看这一封吧！ 1848 01:27:02,570 --> 01:27:03,360 慢着 1849 01:27:04,170 --> 01:27:05,790 刚才你说信是抄回来的 1850 01:27:05,910 --> 01:27:07,570 那你怎么写都行 1851 01:27:07,930 --> 01:27:10,990 我抄回来那封已转交给何大人了 1852 01:27:11,090 --> 01:27:13,800 现在我手上这一封才是真迹 1853 01:27:14,710 --> 01:27:17,380 也是由你说，这封信是真是假 1854 01:27:17,490 --> 01:27:18,430 根本无从稽考 1855 01:27:18,540 --> 01:27:19,400 对字迹，大人 1856 01:27:19,510 --> 01:27:20,160 对 1857 01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:21,450 慢着 1858 01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:22,640 你想怎么样？ 1859 01:27:23,090 --> 01:27:25,170 根据大清律例，凡偷看公文者 1860 01:27:25,290 --> 01:27:27,090 要挖去双眼，是不是大人？ 1861 01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,450 是 1862 01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:31,090 大清律例的确有这一条 1863 01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:33,940 宋世杰，你真的偷看公文的话 1864 01:27:34,050 --> 01:27:35,640 就先挖去双眼 1865 01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:37,150 如果你肯自挖双眼 1866 01:27:37,260 --> 01:27:39,090 我们就相信这封信是真的 1867 01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:40,860 非常合情合理 1868 01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:43,160 请问巡按大人，你说对吗？ 1869 01:27:43,270 --> 01:27:44,100 对 1870 01:27:44,210 --> 01:27:45,600 挖 1871 01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,230 请问大人，挖别的地方行吗？ 1872 01:27:50,340 --> 01:27:53,250 大胆，本府面前不得放肆 1873 01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:54,640 刑具伺候 1874 01:28:00,840 --> 01:28:02,920 别玩了，挖不挖？ 1875 01:28:13,330 --> 01:28:14,400 不挖 1876 01:28:14,860 --> 01:28:17,570 混账，不挖就是诬告他人 1877 01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:19,270 侮辱朝廷命官大人 1878 01:28:19,390 --> 01:28:22,380 根据大清律例，应该怎么办？ 1879 01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:23,800 应该割掉舌头 1880 01:28:23,910 --> 01:28:25,010 刑具伺候 1881 01:28:28,190 --> 01:28:30,300 宋世杰，要不你挖掉双眼 1882 01:28:30,420 --> 01:28:31,910 要不割掉舌头，任选一样 1883 01:28:32,020 --> 01:28:33,570 不能选第三样 1884 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:41,850 老公 1885 01:28:43,670 --> 01:28:45,060 用刑 1886 01:28:46,910 --> 01:28:47,560 慢着 1887 01:28:47,670 --> 01:28:48,220 是谁说慢着？ 1888 01:28:48,330 --> 01:28:48,820 我 1889 01:28:48,930 --> 01:28:49,410 什么事？ 1890 01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:50,200 有人拉屎 1891 01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:50,900 谁呀？ 1892 01:28:51,010 --> 01:28:53,340 我…的女儿拉屎 1893 01:28:53,450 --> 01:28:56,020 大人，请准许我帮我的女儿换尿片 1894 01:28:56,130 --> 01:28:57,590 混账，公堂之上 1895 01:28:57,690 --> 01:29:00,230 居然做这种事情，你… 1896 01:29:03,290 --> 01:29:05,130 何大人放屁… 1897 01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:07,010 公堂之上，只准州官放屁 1898 01:29:07,120 --> 01:29:09,170 不准百姓拉屎 1899 01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:10,970 你们说这有什么王法吗？说说看 1900 01:29:11,090 --> 01:29:14,010 对呀…还那么大声，这么臭 1901 01:29:15,960 --> 01:29:17,200 好…换吧！… 1902 01:29:17,320 --> 01:29:20,230 谢大人，怎么样… 1903 01:29:20,340 --> 01:29:21,900 真朝烦，妳干嘛生个女的 1904 01:29:22,010 --> 01:29:23,510 女的特别喜欢拉屎 1905 01:29:23,610 --> 01:29:25,560 你还敢赖我，自己不多做点好事 1906 01:29:25,670 --> 01:29:27,720 生了十几个儿子都死掉 1907 01:29:27,820 --> 01:29:30,400 我还不做好事，三八，全都怪妳 1908 01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:31,010 我没有 1909 01:29:31,130 --> 01:29:32,590 什么没有？我还没讲 1910 01:29:32,690 --> 01:29:34,460 一切都是妳，妳只会哭 1911 01:29:34,570 --> 01:29:35,220 我忍妳很久了 1912 01:29:35,340 --> 01:29:36,510 哭得我老婆心都软了 1913 01:29:36,630 --> 01:29:38,700 我帮妳搞这个案子才弄出这种祸来 1914 01:29:38,820 --> 01:29:39,500 我告诉妳 1915 01:29:39,620 --> 01:29:40,100 现在没… 1916 01:29:40,210 --> 01:29:40,750 不要吵 1917 01:29:40,870 --> 01:29:41,900 现在最无辜的是我 1918 01:29:42,020 --> 01:29:45,530 帮帮忙，帮我把尿布给扔掉 1919 01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:48,860 搞什么？有没有人肯帮忙一下？ 1920 01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:52,900 公堂之上，不得胡闹 1921 01:29:54,930 --> 01:29:56,100 又是谁呀？ 1922 01:29:56,530 --> 01:29:58,600 还有谁呀？ 1923 01:29:59,550 --> 01:30:00,560 我… 1924 01:30:00,670 --> 01:30:02,740 何大人，你是读书人 1925 01:30:02,860 --> 01:30:04,870 公堂之上，你检点一点嘛！ 1926 01:30:04,980 --> 01:30:07,830 我…算了… 1927 01:30:13,230 --> 01:30:14,990 乖…不要哭 1928 01:30:34,870 --> 01:30:36,040 老婆，过来 1929 01:30:36,150 --> 01:30:36,910 啊！ 1930 01:30:37,890 --> 01:30:39,840 怎么会有一锭官银呢？ 1931 01:30:39,950 --> 01:30:41,230 何大人的 1932 01:30:41,340 --> 01:30:42,870 我的银两为什么摆妳那儿 1933 01:30:42,970 --> 01:30:43,770 何大人的官银 1934 01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:46,450 为什么会在妳身上呢？ 1935 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:48,610 当然不会平白无辜的，你不要问 1936 01:30:48,710 --> 01:30:50,140 给讲出来 1937 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,000 不能讲 1938 01:30:51,110 --> 01:30:52,250 现在有什么不能讲呀！ 1939 01:30:52,370 --> 01:30:52,950 不能讲 1940 01:30:53,060 --> 01:30:54,410 你我心里有数就成了嘛！ 1941 01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:56,540 你…你敢勾引我老婆 1942 01:30:56,650 --> 01:30:57,650 我… 1943 01:30:57,760 --> 01:30:58,830 好呀，你这个老不死 1944 01:30:58,940 --> 01:31:00,290 你勾引人家老婆，还说没有 1945 01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:00,890 我…我没有 1946 01:31:00,990 --> 01:31:01,900 荡妇，妳要从实招来 1947 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,030 要不然我浸妳猪笼 1948 01:31:03,150 --> 01:31:04,360 讲就讲嘛！何知县买房子 1949 01:31:04,470 --> 01:31:05,930 我是中间人，这个是佣金 1950 01:31:06,040 --> 01:31:07,010 我什么时候买房子？ 1951 01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:08,580 谁说没有，村口花旦黄呀！ 1952 01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:10,380 花旦黄？专爱搞女人的花旦黄 1953 01:31:10,490 --> 01:31:11,460 何大人怎么会认识？ 1954 01:31:11,570 --> 01:31:13,620 何大人不认识，何夫人她买的 1955 01:31:13,730 --> 01:31:15,040 妳跟花旦黄买房子 1956 01:31:15,150 --> 01:31:16,330 我？我没有呀，老爷 1957 01:31:16,440 --> 01:31:17,550 妳们女人真是没有良心 1958 01:31:17,660 --> 01:31:18,690 何大人日夜辛劳工作 1959 01:31:18,810 --> 01:31:20,580 赚得又不多，妳拿去贴小白脸 1960 01:31:20,690 --> 01:31:21,930 妳…妳真是的 1961 01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:22,800 房子买多少钱？ 1962 01:31:22,910 --> 01:31:24,230 买了五千两 1963 01:31:24,340 --> 01:31:25,960 妳居然拿五千两去倒贴男人 1964 01:31:26,080 --> 01:31:28,020 你不要听他，我哪来的五千两？ 1965 01:31:28,130 --> 01:31:30,010 妳没有五千两 1966 01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:31,500 那五千两连我都不敢收 1967 01:31:31,610 --> 01:31:33,070 妳居然拿去倒贴男人 1968 01:31:33,180 --> 01:31:35,010 那五千两我一分钱也没有花 1969 01:31:35,130 --> 01:31:36,260 妳撒谎 1970 01:31:36,380 --> 01:31:37,730 山西布政五千两妳没用过 1971 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:38,850 怎么会在我老婆身上？ 1972 01:31:38,950 --> 01:31:40,230 你有病，山西布政的五千两 1973 01:31:40,340 --> 01:31:41,770 在我房里 1974 01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:44,990 山西布政的五千两在她房里 1975 01:31:52,350 --> 01:31:53,840 何夫人，烦恼妳了 1976 01:31:53,950 --> 01:31:55,440 妳可以回去睡觉了 1977 01:31:58,510 --> 01:31:59,340 巡按大人 1978 01:31:59,450 --> 01:32:01,350 相信刚刚你都听得很清楚了吧！ 1979 01:32:01,460 --> 01:32:02,150 宋世杰 1980 01:32:02,260 --> 01:32:04,100 就算我送五千两银子给何知县 1981 01:32:04,210 --> 01:32:05,980 你也不能告我行贿 1982 01:32:06,090 --> 01:32:08,450 我喜欢送钱给他花不行吗？ 1983 01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,290 是不是贿赂有信为证 1984 01:32:10,400 --> 01:32:11,830 你还敢提起那封信 1985 01:32:11,930 --> 01:32:14,400 刚才你故意狡诈，叉开话题 1986 01:32:14,510 --> 01:32:16,170 差点忘了你偷看公文 1987 01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:18,680 理应挖眼割舌，来人，行刑 1988 01:32:18,790 --> 01:32:20,940 挖你的头，割你个屁股 1989 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:24,760 我哪有偷看过公文 1990 01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:26,890 刚刚这一封，根本不是公文 1991 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:29,180 只不过是白纸一张 1992 01:32:29,990 --> 01:32:31,650 他在撒谎呀！大人 1993 01:32:33,990 --> 01:32:36,250 斗胆，公堂之上，乱讲大话 1994 01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:38,230 对，公堂之上，乱讲大话 1995 01:32:38,340 --> 01:32:40,740 根据大清律例，理应掌嘴五十 1996 01:32:40,850 --> 01:32:43,520 非常乐意接受惩罚 1997 01:32:43,630 --> 01:32:45,220 多送二下给你也没问题 1998 01:32:45,330 --> 01:32:47,770 不过，真的那封公文 1999 01:32:47,870 --> 01:32:49,530 当时我偷了放在这里 2000 01:32:49,650 --> 01:32:51,520 但是我没有看过，所以不用挖眼 2001 01:32:51,630 --> 01:32:54,660 那你就是盗…盗… 2002 01:32:54,760 --> 01:32:57,750 镇…定…盗窃公文 2003 01:32:57,860 --> 01:32:58,800 根据大清律例 2004 01:32:58,900 --> 01:33:01,300 理应重打一百，充军五年 2005 01:33:01,410 --> 01:33:04,740 宋世杰烂命一条，早就料到 2006 01:33:04,850 --> 01:33:06,170 你没有看过那封信 2007 01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:08,460 你怎么可以一口咬定说我… 2008 01:33:08,580 --> 01:33:10,380 这个行贿呢？ 2009 01:33:13,170 --> 01:33:15,280 说呀！还不快说 2010 01:33:16,470 --> 01:33:18,350 赢了… 2011 01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:24,190 实不相瞒，小弟是假设 2012 01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:26,730 请问大人，在公堂之上 2013 01:33:26,840 --> 01:33:28,570 假设一下，根据大清律例 2014 01:33:28,690 --> 01:33:30,040 应该判什么罪呢？ 2015 01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:33,870 没有罪 2016 01:33:34,670 --> 01:33:35,840 真是走运 2017 01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:38,840 不过，其他罪名小弟愿意承担 2018 01:33:38,950 --> 01:33:41,170 但是在这个时候，田大人 2019 01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:43,430 应该为自己澄清一下 2020 01:33:43,540 --> 01:33:46,110 不如就把这封信大声的念出来 2021 01:33:46,220 --> 01:33:47,470 要是我假设错误 2022 01:33:47,580 --> 01:33:49,520 那就是有损几位大人的清白 2023 01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:50,910 实在罪该万死 2024 01:33:51,020 --> 01:33:53,070 小弟愿意连同妻子女儿 2025 01:33:53,180 --> 01:33:54,840 家丁奶妈人头落地 2026 01:33:54,950 --> 01:33:55,820 是 2027 01:33:55,930 --> 01:33:56,540 有请田大人 2028 01:33:56,660 --> 01:33:57,040 啊 2029 01:33:57,140 --> 01:33:58,080 快念 2030 01:33:58,190 --> 01:33:59,650 不… 2031 01:33:59,750 --> 01:34:00,790 害什么羞？念呀！ 2032 01:34:00,900 --> 01:34:02,400 不… 2033 01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:03,370 那由何大人代劳吧！ 2034 01:34:03,480 --> 01:34:04,490 弄掉了，我先捡一下 2035 01:34:04,590 --> 01:34:05,310 那我等你好了 2036 01:34:05,430 --> 01:34:06,010 我要花很多时间 2037 01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:08,550 又掉了，捡起来 2038 01:34:08,830 --> 01:34:10,110 坐下，看你这个样子 2039 01:34:10,230 --> 01:34:11,650 就知道你不识字 2040 01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:13,070 既然没有人肯念 2041 01:34:13,180 --> 01:34:14,680 大人，你最公证严明 2042 01:34:14,780 --> 01:34:16,210 我就请你给代劳 2043 01:34:17,290 --> 01:34:18,300 又掉了，再捡起来 2044 01:34:18,400 --> 01:34:19,230 不用捡了，收工了 2045 01:34:19,340 --> 01:34:20,770 再捡一下… 2046 01:34:28,180 --> 01:34:32,770 各位同僚，我该念还是不该念？ 2047 01:34:38,030 --> 01:34:40,310 我看等一下再念好了 2048 01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:42,640 对，等一下再念也好 2049 01:34:42,970 --> 01:34:43,800 不如不要念好了 2050 01:34:43,910 --> 01:34:44,810 好… 2051 01:34:44,910 --> 01:34:45,890 呸！ 2052 01:34:45,990 --> 01:34:47,720 宋世杰，你想怎么样？ 2053 01:34:47,840 --> 01:34:49,710 吐痰兼告官 2054 01:34:52,710 --> 01:34:54,850 先告你山西知县，在你管辖之内 2055 01:34:54,970 --> 01:34:56,700 有人死于非命，你视若无睹 2056 01:34:56,810 --> 01:34:58,020 失职 2057 01:34:58,410 --> 01:34:59,280 再告你山西布政 2058 01:34:59,390 --> 01:35:01,230 纵妹行凶，知法犯法 2059 01:35:01,340 --> 01:35:03,030 三告广州知县何汝大 2060 01:35:03,140 --> 01:35:04,700 贪脏枉法，陷害忠良 2061 01:35:04,810 --> 01:35:06,800 没事还乱放屁 2062 01:35:07,810 --> 01:35:09,500 顺便连你一块告 2063 01:35:09,620 --> 01:35:10,230 我？ 2064 01:35:10,350 --> 01:35:12,670 不能告吗？你身为八府巡按 2065 01:35:12,780 --> 01:35:14,760 纵容属下，办事糊涂 2066 01:35:14,870 --> 01:35:16,570 枉你自问清如水，明如镜 2067 01:35:16,680 --> 01:35:18,620 浪得虚名，搞得民不聊生 2068 01:35:18,730 --> 01:35:23,210 怨声载道，要是我告上朝廷 2069 01:35:23,320 --> 01:35:25,860 包你抄家灭族 2070 01:35:39,260 --> 01:35:40,430 退堂 2071 01:35:42,490 --> 01:35:44,260 舒不舒服呀？宋夫人 2072 01:35:44,370 --> 01:35:45,340 还不错！ 2073 01:35:46,110 --> 01:35:46,730 这边 2074 01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:47,850 好… 2075 01:35:48,440 --> 01:35:50,420 宋先生，舒不舒服？ 2076 01:35:50,530 --> 01:35:51,110 嗯 2077 01:35:51,230 --> 01:35:52,290 给我… 2078 01:35:52,410 --> 01:35:54,390 还有什么不满意的吗？宋先生 2079 01:35:54,810 --> 01:35:56,960 你妹妹杀了人呀！ 2080 01:35:57,070 --> 01:35:58,490 砍了她，他妈的，没人性的 2081 01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:00,680 留在世上没什么用，是不是？ 2082 01:36:00,790 --> 01:36:02,180 是… 2083 01:36:02,290 --> 01:36:04,790 宋先生，那我们几个怎么办呢？ 2084 01:36:04,900 --> 01:36:06,150 是… 2085 01:36:08,830 --> 01:36:10,110 宋先生，那我们几个… 2086 01:36:10,220 --> 01:36:11,400 都砍了吧！ 2087 01:36:12,970 --> 01:36:14,740 何大人，你站得这么高 2088 01:36:14,850 --> 01:36:17,450 我怎么听得到你说话呢？ 2089 01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:21,380 宋先生，现在已经恢复了功名 2090 01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:23,190 况且我们罪不致死 2091 01:36:23,310 --> 01:36:23,960 你们说是不是？ 2092 01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:24,970 是呀… 2093 01:36:25,080 --> 01:36:25,800 干嘛问我，我怎么知道 2094 01:36:25,910 --> 01:36:28,420 我又不是什么，去问个官去 2095 01:36:28,520 --> 01:36:30,080 大人… 2096 01:36:31,170 --> 01:36:32,860 那就革职查办，你看怎么样？ 2097 01:36:32,980 --> 01:36:33,990 是吧！ 2098 01:36:34,090 --> 01:36:35,230 随便罢！ 2099 01:36:35,340 --> 01:36:37,320 谢谢… 2100 01:36:37,430 --> 01:36:39,090 至于本官… 2101 01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:42,160 你想讲什么，得照规矩来才行 2102 01:36:42,270 --> 01:36:44,860 照规矩，这里有个位置，这给你 2103 01:36:47,480 --> 01:36:51,550 你认为我应该怎么办呢？宋先生 2104 01:36:51,970 --> 01:36:54,400 你们已经照足了规矩，这么乖 2105 01:36:54,510 --> 01:36:55,340 不会告你们了 2106 01:36:55,450 --> 01:36:57,560 是… 2107 01:37:03,980 --> 01:37:04,770 老婆，我们走了 2108 01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:05,710 好 2109 01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:15,450 老婆，这一票是什么人？ 2110 01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:16,630 官 2111 01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:19,340 官呀！ 2112 01:37:21,550 --> 01:37:23,210 真是了不起 2113 01:37:35,150 --> 01:37:37,440 老公，好已当年我叫你 2114 01:37:37,550 --> 01:37:39,840 帮杨秀珍打那场官司 2115 01:37:39,950 --> 01:37:43,180 现在就不怕儿子没有小鸡鸡了 2116 01:37:43,740 --> 01:37:46,380 我现在嫌小鸡鸡太多了 2117 01:37:49,210 --> 01:37:50,940 来，乖，你们都过来 2118 01:37:51,050 --> 01:37:52,120 爹，娘… 2119 01:37:52,230 --> 01:37:54,280 过来…快点… 2120 01:37:54,390 --> 01:37:55,600 过来，你们都站好 2121 01:37:55,710 --> 01:37:57,410 快点… 2122 01:37:58,770 --> 01:38:00,470 慢着 2123 01:38:01,140 --> 01:38:02,600 干嘛？ 2124 01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:04,510 风水龙脉好像移位 2125 01:38:05,380 --> 01:38:06,180 移到哪里去了？ 2126 01:38:06,290 --> 01:38:07,880 移到那边去了 2127 01:38:07,990 --> 01:38:09,620 那我们… 2128 01:38:09,730 --> 01:38:10,910 好呀！ 136131

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