Original subtitles

thank you

yeah

maybe trust me when I say it was a weird

date

it was so strange

yeah

hey I'll have to call you back later

okay I'll call you back I'll tell you

all about it okay

bye-bye

hello Michael my

Michael I'm I'm not interested it would

never work out

yes I got the gift

Michael I I appreciate the thought but

you really shouldn't have

um you in this gift are really starting

to creep me out okay I'm gonna hang up

the phone and when I do do not call me

back do not text me do not contact me

goodbye

thank you

oh yeah

the good stuff

foreign

foreign

hello welcome to Tommy's top 10

restaurants in Springfield Missouri no

all right good evening America this is

my Concho with WTF we have obtained

exclusive footage of a brutal beating

that happened today to a customer at

Tommy's top telephones

Witnesses say the man went in and was

upset about a five dollar phone charge

then the suspect beat him over the head

for a good five minutes what a baseball

bat

emergency service reported that he was

Dead on Arrival

Michael Myers is one of my local law

enforcement if you have any information

on his whereabouts or you see him please

call 9-1-1

the number cannot be reached now please

hang up and try again later

thank you

that's strange I don't follow any

channels

thank you

I'm here