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THE GARAGE

Having sampled lots of professions, Fatty found his true calling at the garage.

Buster mixes chemicals as the boss instructed.

WOOD ALCOHOL

The boss never struck oil; he found it drop by drop.

NO SMOKING PARK YOUR SNIPES OUTSIDE

GARAGE

"Where's the old man?"

"He can't be far - I've got him by the arm."

ZEROLENE Oil & Greases

"Keep him occupied while I wash his car."

TURNTABLE SWITCH

DANGER KEEP OFF TURNTABLE

A timid customer.

"I want to rent a Ford for half a day."

"Don't give me a new car - I'm a nervous driver!"

BELL

"Give me another."

"Here's your tip. I forgot it earlier."

The miracle of tips.

Jim, the village heart-throb.

Daring and athletic - Molly, the boss' daughter.

POLICE PATROL FOR POLICE-FIRE DEPARTMENT KEEP CLEAR

GENERAL MERCHANDISE

AIR AND WATER FREE EVERYTHING ELSE CASH

The best thing to remove stains is... .

A gasoline shower.

"You're crazy smoking near the gasoline!"

RED CROWN GASOLINE

GLUE

Jim's strategy for keeping Molly's admirers at bay.

STAGE DOOR

"Help! Mad dog!"

WILLIAM MORRIS PRESENTS THE WORLD'S GREATEST ENTERTAINER SIR HARRY LAUDER AND ACCOMPANYING ARTISTS OF EXCEPTIONAL MERIT

"Exposing yourself to a young girl! I'll have you arrested!"

"Ah, my dear lassie, if we arrested all the sons of Scotland, there'd be no room in the jails."

"Just go away. Never will I forgive you those roses in grease!"

The mechanics are also the firemen.

FIRE

Jim tries the fire exit.

The world eats lunch from noon to two.

"Home, James!"

THE END