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Grrr!
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Agh!
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Ohh!
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We've never faced
an enemy so powerful.
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Looks like
we've finally met our match.
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We should never have doubted
the awesome skills and power
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of... Dave the Intern?
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And now my wrath
shall rain down upon you like...
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um... like rain!
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But painful rain!
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Like when you're not
expecting it and then bam! Rain!
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Now prepare to meet your doom!
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Ohh!
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Aargh!
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Agh! Please, Dave,
I'm begging you for mercy.
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I have no mercy.
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I work
in the fast food industry.
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David,
what are you doing down there?
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Nothing, Mother.
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Are you gonna play
with your dollies all day
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or are you gonna go out
and try to be a villain?
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They're action figures.
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And I am a villain, remember?
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I'm a founding member
of the Lightning Bolt Society.
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A bunch of losers! Why can't you
be more like that Dr Eggman?
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He is such a wonderful
horrible person.
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I'm horrible too.
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You don't know what I can do
or what I'm gonna be.
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You don't know. I'm bad!
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I have bad things
that you don't know about.
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I'll be evil, you'll see!
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This may very well be
our most devious scheme yet.
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Yeah, when people try to pick up
these coins we've glued down,
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they'll be terribly
disappointed.
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Dave, you want in
on this sweet action?
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Sorry, but my mom says I can't
hang out with you guys any more.
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You're not a bad enough
influence on me.
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Ooh, a quarter!
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Let me grab that
before the owner comes back.
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Evil schemes...
dastardly plots... I've got it!
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I may not have
super villain powers,
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but maybe
I can replicate them.
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Once I activate this freeze ray,
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Sonic and his friends will be
immobilised in ice forever.
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Now, that's what I call
a cool summer breeze.
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With this magnifying glass
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I'll harness the power
of the sun to fry those fools.
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Cool!
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Minions of the jungle,
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I command you
to attack and destroy!
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Yes! Nibble!
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Nibble with... vengeance...
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Wow. That's some A+ villainy
you got there, kid.
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Did you learn nothing
as my intern?
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Step aside, son,
and watch a master at work.
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Feast your eyes on my brand
spanking new electro-cage,
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a sure-fire way to capture Sonic
and his dingus friends.
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Ooh! Villainy!
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To be a super villain, you need
super villain technology.
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What do you have?
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A dinky cardboard helmet and an
employee discount at Meh Burger?
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That's not true.
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You don't get a discount
unless you're management.
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I'm sick of everyone
saying I'm worthless.
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Ohh!
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Aargh!
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Uh... what's going on?
Where am I?
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You're in
my evil underground lair.
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Looks like a finished basement.
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I said it was underground,
didn't I?
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You'll never get away with this.
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I bet Orbot and Cubot
are on their way to rescue me.
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Do you get the feeling
something's missing?
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-I don't know.
-Wait! I know.
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My cup and ball toy.
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Now I think about it,
I'd better get comfy here.
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Breaking news
from the world of villainy.
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Perennial powerhouse Dr Eggman
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is no longer
the top villain in town.
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We've received
this shocking video
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from that loser who always gets
my order wrong at Meh Burger.
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Dr Eggman
has been replaced by me,
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the newest King of Villainy,
Dave the Intern.
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No, wait. Dave the In-vincible!
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Sonic,
as your new arch-nemesis,
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I challenge you to battle.
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Cower in fear before me!
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David! Come upstairs
and try on your new pyjamas.
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I got the ones
with the race cars you like.
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Mom! You're embarrassing me
during my manifesto.
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With me is Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Sonic, what do you make of this?
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Well, to be frank, I'm happy
to have Eggman out of the picture.
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Ha! Hear that, Dave?
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Sonic's happy
I can no longer attack him.
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I win!
Oh, wait, I'm in a cage.
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As for Dave... honestly,
he's never really been a threat.
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Unless you consider serving
under-cooked beef a threat.
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Food-borne illnesses
are not to be laughed at.
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But Dave the Intern is.
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Silence!
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I'll show Sonic
not to laugh at me.
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Oh, you get used to it.
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All I need is a little muscle.
And I know just where to get it.
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Don't even think
about going to my lair
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and taking control
of my evil technology.
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I was just gonna join a gym
and work on my biceps.
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But stealing your technology
is a way better plan.
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Why did I disrespect Dave? Why?
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Vengeance shall be--
Come on, you stupid thing, turn!
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Whoa!
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Vengeance shall be--
Whoa!
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He seems to think
vengeance shall be something.
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I'm just not clear what.
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This is really hard to watch.
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Whoa!
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-We got to stop that thing.
-I'm on it.
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Stay here and keep Dave from
hurting himself and/or others.
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I'm gonna heroically leave
to get help.
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Grrr!
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No wonder Sonic hates being
captured. This is unpleasant.
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Next time I design a trap,
I should include some amenities
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like magazines, a beverage
dispenser, shuffleboard...
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Stuff to make the prisoner
feel welcome and appreciated.
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Eggman, Dave is running rampant
with your Octopus-Bot.
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He's not using the ink, is he?
Those cartridges cost a fortune.
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That's how they get you.
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Can I rescue you first?
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Rescue me? I'm not getting
rescued by my arch-nemesis.
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My friends
won't let me forget it.
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-What friends?
-I got friends!
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I don't need
to prove anything to you.
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Just let me
break you out of here.
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I can break myself out,
thank you very much.
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-What's going on down there?
-Nothing, Mrs Dave's Mom.
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-You almost got us in trouble.
-You started it.
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Quit being a baby.
Let me rescue you.
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-I'm not a baby!
-Don't make me come down there.
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Oh, no. She's coming.
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Fine, let me out.
The controller's over there.
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Just don't tell anyone
you rescued me.
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-Hey, guys, I rescued Eggman.
-Oh, jeez! Come on!
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Whoa!
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So, Egghead,
how do we shut this thing down?
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Like I'm gonna tell you how to
shut down one of my robots.
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Be careful!
I just had him waxed.
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Ha-ha!
Yee-ha, I'm Billy the Echidna!
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Ouch! Right in the tentacles.
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You got to tell us
how to shut it down.
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I don't got to tell you squat!
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Oh, come on!
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If you're gonna use the ink,
at least hit the guy.
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Oh, man,
this is so gonna cost me.
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Why don't you get
the off-brand refill kit?
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Why don't I just flush my money
down the toilet while I'm at it?
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Those things never work.
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Fine,
I'll help you shut it down.
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There's a switch between
the upper and lower beak.
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Where's that?
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On the undercarriage,
near the siphon.
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It's basic Octopus anatomy.
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You're not getting
anywhere near my undercarriage.
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Whoa!
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I'm finally gonna make Mom proud
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by destroying
Sonic the Hedgehog.
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I should capture this moment
for posterity.
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Whoa!
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Oh, he moved the mirrors
and changed all my presets.
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And the change cup is empty.
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I know I had money in there.
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- Get me out of here!
- Mother?
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David, are you responsible
for destroying my house?
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Yes, Mother.
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That's a terrible thing
you did.
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I am so proud of you!
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So I'm not a loser?
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No. You're... a villain.
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I think our work here is done.
Come on, gang. Let's go home.
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Hey! A quarter!
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Ugh!
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