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Oh, hey !
Good morning, Marc.
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Good morning.
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- So what are you eating ?
- Cereal.
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Cereal it's great,
just great.
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I don't care what anybody says.
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Are people bad-mouthing cereal?
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Some people, yeah.
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Smooth, Marc.
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You go through the trouble of moving in
with the girl of your dreams,
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and then you recommend cereal.
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I came by to pick up my clothes.
Katie and I broke up.
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- What are you doing ?
- I heard Ben, I just wanted to say "Hi" to Ben.
- No.
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- Marc, shut the door.
- Sorry, man.
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Marc, open the door.
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Shut the damn door, Marc.
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Marc, open the door.
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- I don't know I think maybe we should...
- Open it.
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Look at yourself.
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I know, I have a problem.
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You know what ? I'll just drop off his clothes
to him and that it'll be it.
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Nice try...
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Look at me, I'm like a junkie.
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- What am I going to do ?
- Go get your purse.
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You need some professional help.
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And I'll take Ben's clothes
back to him, just to be safe.
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You're such a good friend.
Thank you.
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Roommates Season 1 Episode 2
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A Tarot Reader ?
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I thought you were bringing me
to a shrink.
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Please, therapy's a
bunch of mumbo-jumbo.
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Ah ! Two seekers of truth.
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Take my hands.
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Let madam sapphire feel your energy.
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- Are both seekers paying ?
- Just her.
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Let's see what
cards have to say.
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I'm here because Hope brought me.
I have this on-again of a boyfriend...
- Off.
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We want to make sure he stays off.
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I just need some advice
on my love life.
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Interesting.
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The cards say you've already met the one you're
gonna spend the rest of your life with.
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Really ?
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- Is there a name ?
- We really need a name.
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- Spirits aren't seeing a name.
- They're not ?
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- No clues at all?
- Wait
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Study your dreams.
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You will dream about the one...
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very soon.
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Sooner if you buy one of my hopi indian
dream catchers, for $29.95.
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I got a hopi indian dream catcher.
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You can put it next
to the navajo money waster.
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We got it from a fortune teller.
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Fortune teller ?
That's kind of crazy, isn't it ?
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She told me I've already met the guy I'm
destined to spend the rest of my life with.
- Oh, fun !
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So, did she give you any hints ?
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She said to pay
attention to my dreams.
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- Let's go hang up my dream catcher.
- It's native american.
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So spiritual.
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How...
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could you pay money for that ?
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What the...
did you climb up the fire escape ?
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I did.
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- So can I meet your roommates ?
- No, look...
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I'm going to do it,
it's just that you're a strong flavor,
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and I want to make sure I'm
on the right footing before introduce
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a rogue element.
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I like that.
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I'm a rogue.
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So have you made
a move on Katie yet ?
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So far she thinks of me more
as a friend than as a boyfriend.
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Have to change that.
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- You have to get into Katie's dreams tonight.
- Were you listening at the window ?
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May I share a nugget
of fire-escape wisdom ?
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My mom always said
that the last person you see at night
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is the one you'll dream about.
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So you make sure that Katie sees
you just before she goes to sleep,
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then she'll dream about you.
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Get in her dreams ?
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I guess I could poke my head in,
say good night. Couldn't hurt.
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The rogue has spoken.
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Katie wants...
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- What are you doing ?
- Just checking out the window seat.
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It's a seat and a window.
You can sit on it and
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look out of it... it's crazy.
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Katie wants you to hang
the dream catcher.
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Great, be right there.
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There's a gym bag full of hip
and stylish clothes out here.
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Thom, those are Ben's.
Hope threw them out.
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Look at this.
This is so cool.
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If spiderman and Justin Timberlake
had a baby that was a hat...
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this would be it.
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- Am I interrupting ?
- No, come in.
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Thanks for helping me
with the dream catcher.
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So do you really believe
in all this tarot stuff ?
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I guess
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I've always believed that there was just
one person out there destined for me.
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What about you, do you believe in "the one" ?
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- Totally.
- Do you think you've met your one ?
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Maybe.
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Really, who is it ?
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Well, I could tell you,
but then I'd have to kiss you.
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Kill you.
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Not kiss, kill.
I'd kill you.
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Good night.
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Good night, Marc.
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Are you saying good night to Katie
in the hope that she'll dream about you ?
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Me ? No.
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What is that about ?
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Something my mom used to say.
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Really ?
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Moms...
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- Just wanted to say good night.
- Oh, good night.
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I'm gonna turn in.
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Sorry, I think I may have left
my shoes in here.
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You're wearing your shoes.
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Right.
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They're so comfortable,
like walking on air.
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Never mind.
Good night.
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Mark, did you look in Katie's room ?
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You're wearing your shoes,
you silly billy.
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Marc found his shoes.
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Good night, Katie.
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Night.
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Night.
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Good night.
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Sweet dreams.
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Buona notte.
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Don't let the bedbugos bite o.
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Well, you got me.
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Good night, Marc.
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So, Katie, you're up.
Did you have any dreams ?
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Not that I really care,
just tell me exactly what they were.
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Not that I can...
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oh my gosh.
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- I did have a dream.
- Who was in it ?
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Not Ben, I hope ?
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It was Marc.
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Me, really ?
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What was I doing ?
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It's kind of embarrassing.
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We're all adults.
Plus we're roommates.
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We're adult roommates.
We share.
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Sort of a sexual dream.
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A sexual dream ?
Awkward.
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You and me having sex.
Oh, that is embarrassing.
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Go on.
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You weren't having sex with me.
OK, not you, OK.
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Was she hot ?
At least smart, with a good personality ?
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Because the brain
is the sexiest organ on a woman.
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For me it's the big honkin' boobies.
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What's going on ?
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Katie had a dream about Marc
having sex with someone.
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Interesting.
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Oh, at least, you get
some in the pretend world.
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Who is the... and I use this word
with care "Lucky girl" ?
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It wasn't a girl.
It was a guy.
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A... a guy.
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I was doing it
with a guy in your dream ?
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This is beautiful.
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Who was it ?
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The fat guy in the park
who's always flying a kite ?
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Not exactly, no.
It was you.
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Check it out.
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In Ben's clothes.
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I'm like a really hip
Ellen Degeneres.
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Well, guess what ?
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Katie had a dream
about me having sex.
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Awesome.
My plan worked.
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With James.
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Oh, I see.
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But at least you were having sex.
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Yes, gay sex with James.
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No, it's okay.
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Let her go on thinking you're gay.
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Then one night,
your boyfriend's at the gym,
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you've had one too many mimosas,
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you plant the idea in Katie's head
that she can turn you.
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And before you know it you've proven
you're a lady in the streets,
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but a freak in the sheets.
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This whole tarot thing
has been a nightmare.
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Katie's going back
for another reading,
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some how, some way,
it'll be a disaster.
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Come on, man, cheer up.
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It's just I threw my whole life
up in the air to move in with Katie,
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and I feel like i'm getting farther
and farther away from her.
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Wait, you said Katie's going back
for a second reading ?
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Yeah.
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With my luck, she'll have a dream
about me having sex with Ben.
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No shot, Mark.
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Ben's all man.
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Cackaw.
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- Tom, you can't climb in here.
- Are they back yet ?
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- From where?
- The tarot reader.
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You told me they were going in
for another reading,
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so I bribed her to point Katie
in your direction.
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You can't bribe a tarot reader.
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I just did.
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Madam Sapphire was very nice.
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I crossed her palms
with silver twice.
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Why would you do
something like that ?
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Go, get out !
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- You're not going to believe this.
- We went back to Madam Sapphire
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and she gave us the name
of the man Katie's meant to be with.
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- It's in here.
- Wow, that's great.
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It's a special occasion.
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We're going to open a bottle of wine
and then open the envelope.
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I'm so excited !
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- Your name is in that envelope.
- What ?
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Are you serious ?
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Oh my god, thanks.
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Good luck.
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And cackaw.
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Okay, let's open it.
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It's time.
I'm going to open it !
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- Open it, open it.
- Open it, open it.
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I don't know, it's kind of scary.
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Should we mess with fate ?
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I mean, what if I get all in my head
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and whenever I see this guy,
I get all nervous and screw up ?
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What if I don't like him
and I'm supposed to grow to like him,
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- but I don't like him yet ?
- What if he meets someone else,
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while you're asking
all these pointless questions ?
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I'm serious.
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What if knowing ruins everything,
and the person whose name
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is inside this envelope becomes the last
person could ever possibly love ?
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I don't think you should open it.
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What are you talking about ?
You were squealing like a little girl
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tree seconds ago.
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Think about it. Do you really want
to learn about the love of your life
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from a piece of paper
in an envelope ?
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Don't you want to let it happen
naturally,
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over a glass of wine,
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a stolen glance
in a used-book store,
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in the park, when your eyes meet
and you just know it's right ?
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Well, I can certainly see
how you got James into bed.
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So Katie want to sleep
without opening the envelope ?
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Yeah. If she opens it
and sees my name,
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it could throw off
the natural course of things.
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You know, I once opened
a neighboor's envelope by accident.
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Their son got into yale,
and I forgot to give it to him.
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But it all worked out.
He bought a metal detector
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and combs beaches for treasure.
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I have to get the envelope back.
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I'll do it, I'll sneak into
her room and steal it back.
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- But wait, what if she catches you?
- Please,
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when I'm wearing Ben's clothes,
I feel invincible.
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I'm like a superhero...
Part Spiderman, part Justin Timberlake.
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I am Spiderlake.
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Cackaw!
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You don't actually have to say "Cackaw"
when I know you're coming.
249
00:15:51,545 --> 00:15:54,328
- Here you go.
- Thanks, Tom. I owe you.
250
00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,771
The rogue accepts no compensation.
251
00:15:57,546 --> 00:15:59,396
Tom accepts cash or check.
252
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:05,965
Hello, Marc.
253
00:16:06,354 --> 00:16:07,931
James, hi.
254
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,133
Good night.
255
00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:13,731
What you got there behind your back ?
256
00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:16,067
My arm, my ha... my hand.
257
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,509
Just practicing walking
like an english nobleman.
258
00:16:22,323 --> 00:16:24,662
You've got something behind your back.
Now let's see it.
259
00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:27,190
Can't a guy just walk around
with an arm behind his back
260
00:16:27,315 --> 00:16:29,465
without causing a big hullabaloo ?
261
00:16:31,112 --> 00:16:32,162
Okay, then.
262
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:35,119
- Good night, Marc.
- Good night.
263
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,205
You first.
264
00:16:40,045 --> 00:16:41,323
Look, boobs.
265
00:16:45,646 --> 00:16:47,381
Katie's tarot envelope.
266
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,788
Now why would you have
this envelope ?
267
00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,870
Because my name's in it, OK ?
268
00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:54,472
I had a friend bribe the tarot reader
to put my name in there.
269
00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:57,219
Manipulating Katie to get some.
270
00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,318
My baby's growing up.
271
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,608
What are you guys doing ?
272
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,816
Just a couple of guys wrestling,
that's all.
273
00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:10,279
Perfectly innocent,
no big hullabaloo.
274
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:13,908
Oh my gosh, the envelope.
275
00:17:14,288 --> 00:17:15,793
Where did you get this ?
276
00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:18,371
I found it on the floor
outside your room.
277
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,081
Breeze must have blown it there.
278
00:17:20,531 --> 00:17:21,958
I didn't feel any breezes.
279
00:17:22,779 --> 00:17:24,779
It was one big gust, a zephyr.
280
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:29,742
I had this dream.
281
00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:33,010
I was lying in bed and I saw a figure
climbing out the window.
282
00:17:33,412 --> 00:17:35,256
It was Ben.
He had his hat on.
283
00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:38,540
It had to be a sign.
So I decided to open the envelope,
284
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:39,801
but it was gone.
285
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,102
And now here it is.
286
00:17:43,148 --> 00:17:45,898
I'm supposed to open it.
Hope, get out here !
287
00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:49,489
You know, it's late.
We should probably all go to bed.
288
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:51,680
Night time's
when the body repairs itself.
289
00:17:52,858 --> 00:17:53,990
What's going on ?
290
00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:55,719
I'm going to open the tarot reader's envelope.
291
00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:58,784
I'm going to find out once
and for all if Ben is the one.
292
00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:01,420
Well, it better not be Ben,
or a certain jamaican tarot reader
293
00:18:01,545 --> 00:18:03,745
is getting a visit from the I.N.S.
294
00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:07,496
Well,
295
00:18:07,727 --> 00:18:10,339
- who is it ?
- It says Clark.
296
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,845
It says Clark not Marc ?
297
00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:19,932
Why would it say Mark ?
They just rhyme, that's funny.
298
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,559
It says Clark ?
That's fantastic.
299
00:18:24,358 --> 00:18:26,022
I've never met a Clark in my life.
300
00:18:26,895 --> 00:18:29,510
Maybe this whole tarot thing
is a scam.
301
00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:32,334
- It means nothing.
- Too early to tell.
302
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,614
I'd waste more money on it,
then decide.
303
00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:36,999
You know what ?
This is insane.
304
00:18:37,124 --> 00:18:40,759
Look at me. I'm looking for answers
from tarot readers and dream catchers.
305
00:18:40,884 --> 00:18:44,123
Why do I keep doing this ? Why am I
in such a hurry to get to my future ?
306
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:47,001
- Yeah, what's the rush ?
- Well, exactly.
307
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:48,878
- Yeah, you're young.
- Yeah.
308
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,965
There's plenty of time
to get tied down with a guy.
309
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,322
For now,
I'm just going to focus on me.
310
00:18:54,447 --> 00:18:55,447
Me me me.
311
00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:57,656
Good night.
312
00:18:58,869 --> 00:18:59,919
Good night.
313
00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:10,358
I don't know who your friend is,
but that's not an easy mistake to clake.
314
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,829
Clark ?
How did the name Clark get in there ?
315
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,447
I don't know.
I swear I told her Marc.
316
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:29,140
- Are you sure ?
- Yes. Oh, wait.
317
00:19:31,428 --> 00:19:33,428
Yeah, I might have said Clark.
318
00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:36,509
I got a call from my friend Clark
just before I went in.
319
00:19:37,546 --> 00:19:40,429
It's okay.
It's best not to tempt fate anyway.
320
00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:42,757
Check out that hot girl.
321
00:19:44,669 --> 00:19:46,817
No woman says no to Spiderlake.
322
00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:57,738
Oh my god,
look, it's Ben with a girl.
323
00:19:58,124 --> 00:19:59,772
I'd know that jacket anywhere.
324
00:19:59,897 --> 00:20:02,618
What a jerk, hitting on a girl
right after we broke up.
325
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:05,905
- Let's just be adults about this.
- We'll go over there,
326
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,581
have a beer and talk it out.
327
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:08,940
What? No.
328
00:20:13,524 --> 00:20:15,621
Hi, Ben.
Let us buy you a beer.
329
00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:26,309
Oh, no.
330
00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:29,854
Katie, Hope,
say hi to my old roommate Tom.
331
00:20:32,145 --> 00:20:33,608
Can I get your number ?
332
00:20:46,239 --> 00:20:47,739
So, hows it comming ?
333
00:20:49,105 --> 00:20:51,500
These pipes are really clogged.
I need another tool.
334
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,841
I've got your tool right here.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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