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Katie?
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Katie Bowman?
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The door! Hold it!
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Mark?
Mark Fletcher?
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Katie Bowman?
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What a totally random surprise.
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I haven't seen you
since high school.
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You got taller.
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Really?
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You haven't changed at all.
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Are you going up?
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Is it still this way? Sure.
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Do you still see
anyone from high school?
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Do you rember Ben Armstrong?
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What a jerk.
He superglued my hands to my face.
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We got together after college.
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Really?
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He's a nice guy.
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Great at gluing.
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So are you two still dating?
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Kinda.
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Kinda. Kinda.
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- So what do you?
- I'm an actor.
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Have you been in anything I've seen?
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I'm between jobs at the moment.
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What was the last thing you were in?
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Actually, I'm more
before jobs at the moment.
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I'm temping. I'm a temp.
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This is my floor.
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It was nice to see you, Mark.
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Do you live in the city?
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Actually, I'm in Brooklyn
with a couple of friends.
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One of the rooms opened up,
so if you know anyone who's looking...
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Sure.
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Actually, I might know someone
who'd be interested.
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Me, I mean me.
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That would be perfect.
Look me up. I'm on Facebook.
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I know.
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Roommates 101 - The Roommate
v. 1.00
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Subtitles: sub-way.fr
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Last night was incredible, Ben.
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Something about makeup sex, huh?
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Breakup sex.
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{\pos(192,220)}Makeup sex.
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You promised last night if we had sex,
we wouldn't have this conversation.
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Can't we just be adults about this?
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- I have to go.
- Got your pants!
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Got your pants!
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{\pos(192,200)}You can have them back after we talk
and figure out what we're doing here.
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{\pos(192,220)}I told you from the start
I'm not ready to get all serious.
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{\pos(192,200)}Ben, we dated for nine months.
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{\pos(192,200)}When I think about our entire history
we're just throwing away...
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- You wanna have sex one last time?
- Do we have to talk after?
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{\pos(192,220)}Okay, the coast is clear.
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{\pos(192,220)}- Get out.
- Can I say hi to your roommates?
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{\pos(192,220)}Hope thinks you're toxic.
Get dressed and get out now.
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Call me.
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How'd it go with Ben last night?
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Did you end it?
Did you lay down the law?
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Oh, yes, I laid down the law.
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Absolutely.
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See you tomorrow, Katie!
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I mean, we didn't necessarily
follow the law.
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{\pos(70,260)}We may have actually
broken some.
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{\pos(192,220)}Katie, don't get me wrong,
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I like Ben.
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- You do?
- No.
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And you know why?
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He's using you.
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And if you keep going back for more,
he'll just keep using you.
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How do you know I'm not using him?
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Because you're about to cry.
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Maybe that's because I feel guilty
for using him.
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- All right, here it comes.
- Oh my god.
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Look, just promise me
you'll never ever see Ben again...
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Not for me, for you.
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Okay, I promise.
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- I'm gonna be strong.
- I'm gonna be late for work.
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Look at you.
You're so together.
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You've got this amazing job
in television
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and you still have time to help me out
with my messed up love life.
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Plus I love that outfit.
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Well, you have to dress for success
in my position.
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See ya.
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Mark?
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Wake up!
It's Katie day!
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You are gonna be roommates
with the girl of your dreams.
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Thom, go back to bed.
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I can't. I'm too excited.
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You'd expect chicken soup and cereal
to go well together.
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They don't.
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Nope, they really don't.
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Kids.
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Mark?
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Wake up!
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All right, that's it!
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Thom?
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Mark?
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- Is that your...
- Yes, it is.
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- You're naked, aren't you?
- Yes, I am.
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Hope.
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I know you were, like,
a big tv executive before,
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but you work in a coffee shop now.
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So what part of your uniform
are you forgetting?
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- My smile.
- Uh-huh, your smile.
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And your name tag.
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At my old job,
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I didn't have to wear a name tag
or a fake smile all the time.
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Honey, maybe that's
why you got fired.
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For your information,
I was fired for being too competent.
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Then your job here is safe.
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- What can I get you?
- Green tea, please.
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Let's say you make it
into the apartment with Katie.
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What's the plan then?
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Simple: I bide my time.
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Bide your time?
Wrong!
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Women respect a man of action.
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That's why I took up archery.
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Women respect a man
with imagination.
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That's why I read fantasy fiction.
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Women do not, however, respect a man
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who's been sitting by them in class{\ for four years}
trying to sniff their hair.
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I never did that.
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It's in the diary, man,
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clear as day.
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I'm an archer.
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Here you go, sir.
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Oh, excuse me.
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This is coffee. I ordered tea.
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- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.
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It's a hot drink.
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But I have a big interview this morning.
Can I just have my tea instead?
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That was rude.
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You should say something,
give her hell.
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No, you know, it's not my style.
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Here's your tea, sir.
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And there's your prize for being
this week's most anal customer.
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Excuse me.
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I have a boyfriend.
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No, I wasn't asking you out.
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Of course{\ you weren't}.
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You were very rude just then.
You called me anal, and you insulted me
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for wanting the tea I ordered.
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You ordered coffee.
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- Tea.
- Coffee.
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Tea! I ordered tea!
All I wanted was some tea!
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I'm a baby who wants tea!
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Are you even a barista?
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Yeah, and I'd trust
my professional opinion
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over some guy who, as far as I can see,
just wandered in off the street.
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That's where customers come from.
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These are basics...
Coffee, tea, customers.
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They could teach a chicken
to peck out the alphabet,
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surely you can figure this out.
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You're gonna be here
for the{\ foreseeable} future, so here's a tip:
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you might wanna learn to distinguish
between the two drinks you will serve.
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FYI... that's coffee, that's tea.
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And that's hot chocolate.
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- Why do you always say that?
- It felt like a "bam" moment.
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It wasn't.
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But sometimes when I say "bam",
it makes it a "bam" moment.
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It's important our new roommate
has a good sense of humor.
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Do you?
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A sense of humor?
I'd like to think so.
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Do you think this joke is funny?
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How does the man in the moon
cut his hair?
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Eclipse it.
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I like it.
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- I don't think it's funny.
- No, I hate it.
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I think it's very funny.
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Well, that's because it is.
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Five on the sense of humor test.
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Your reflexes are good.
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You scored one, two, three, four
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at hacky sack.
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Would it be fair to say you are
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unusually motivated to move
into this room?
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Why would you say that?
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I've put you through a series
of frankly ridiculous tests.
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It started out as a joke,
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but you just didn't ever seem
to catch on.
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Which begs the question:
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Why do you wanna move
into this apartment so much?
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Is there, some kind of history
between you and Katie?
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History?
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Me and Katie, we go way back,
but we're just platonic friends.
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Really? That's not what she said.
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She didn't? She didn't?
What did she say?
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Just kidding.
She said you were platonic friends.
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That's right. We are.
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- Although, she did add...
- What did she say?
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Again, a joke.
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If you really want to live with us,
I'm not going to stop you.
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There's the contract.
But before you sign it,
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just be aware that what we want
and what is good for us
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can often be two
very different things.
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I want you to look deep inside yourself,
and ask the question...
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Signed it!
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Welcome to the apartment.
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- Hope.
- Katie!
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How was your day?
Any contact with Ben?
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Of course not.
I promised, didn't I?
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Good day at work?
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You know the life
of a busy tv executive.
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We're pitching a documentary
about how the greeks built the pyramids.
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Wasn't that the ancient egyptians?
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That's what they want you to think.
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We're blowing the lid off of that.
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- Mark!
- I'm your new lover...
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Roommate! I said roommate.
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This is our other roommate Hope.
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Hope
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Our roommate Hope.
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You are Hope.
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Man, this is a funny story!
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- Hope and I...
- Have never ever met before.
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Ever.
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That's not that funny.
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So Mark's an actor.
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And Hope works in TV.
Maybe you could help him out.
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You're an actor.
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Hope works in tv.
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Do you understand what I am saying?
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Yeah, it's becoming clearer.
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So, Hope, what are you working on
at the moment?
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It's a show about a girl
who meets a boy,
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and never sees that boy again
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and doesn't live with him
because he's a baby who wants tea.
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It's called "whaa."
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Maybe Mark could audition for it.
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Actually, Katie,
I've got an audition for a new show.
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I'm up to play a desperate man
who knows a girl's secret
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and threatens to expose her
in a heartbeat
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if she stands in his way.
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It's called
"I'm moving in, so deal with it."
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Fun.
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You know, I think I know a producer
who's working on that, actually, Mark.
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I met him on a reality show called
"I will dance on your grave."
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No, not another dancing show.
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Isn't this crazy?
We went to high school together.
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Now we're roommates.
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Totally.
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{\pos(192,220)}Remember that time Hannah Proops and I
snuck those vodka bottles into class?
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{\pos(192,220)}Yes yes, I remember.
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{\pos(192,220)}- And you took the blame.
- They're mine. They're all mine!
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{\pos(192,220)}They're mine. They're all mine!
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{\pos(192,220)}Everyone did that impression of you.
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What?
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They did an impression of me?
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Taking the blame like that
was a really sweet thing to do.
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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure
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If a person's roommate has made her
promise not to be with someone,
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but she still wants to be
with that person,
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what do you think she should do?
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Has this guy made a bad impression
on the roommate?
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The thing is that I know him better.
I've known him a long time.
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Right.
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{\pos(192,220)}If I...
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{\pos(192,220)}I mean,
this person goes for this guy,
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{\pos(192,220)}don't you think things might get awkward
around their apartment?
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00:14:26,847 --> 00:14:27,997
No, I do not.
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Not at all?
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Katie, if you wanna be with someone,
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you should just go for it.
90
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You don't think I should hold back,
physically, I mean?
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No, I do not.
92
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So, you know, go ahead.
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Thanks.
94
00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:05,773
There is absolutely no way
95
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Katie could've been talking about
anybody else but you.
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Thanks.
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- You don't think I'm deserting you?
- No, buddy.
98
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You've got a genuine
chance with a girl,
99
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and friends do not get in the way
of sexual opportunity.
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I expect you'll do
the same thing for me
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one glorious day.
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Sure.
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It only seems like yesterday,
first day of college.
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We became inseparable.
Remember what they called us?
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Mark and his spooky friend.
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00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,669
You're not moving out
because secretly
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you don't wanna be friends
with me anymore?
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Thom, no.
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You are the coolest guy I know.
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So I better get going.
111
00:15:57,759 --> 00:15:59,916
I promised I wouldn't let myself
get emotional.
112
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:06,966
I'm okay.
113
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I'm okay now.
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00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,052
You can go.
Katie will be waiting.
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00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,807
And unless my watch is wrong,
it's a quarter to sex.
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Hasta luego, Mark.
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Hasta luego.
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00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:47,922
Ben Armstrong.
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00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:49,487
Mark Fletcher.
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- I'm sorry about that.
- No problem.
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It's just a{\ big} purple smoothie on my{\ light-colored} pants.
It'll come out...
122
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When I throw them away.
123
00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:00,460
Awesome.
124
00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:03,066
It looks like you were dirty dancing
with Barney.
125
00:17:03,816 --> 00:17:05,116
Good to see you.
126
00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:10,028
Mark, you're home.
127
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,775
I just saw Ben.
128
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:16,117
So are you two an "item" again?
129
00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:17,474
Kinda.
130
00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:19,999
Kinda.
131
00:17:21,309 --> 00:17:22,309
Kinda.
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00:17:25,186 --> 00:17:26,795
You won't let Hope know he was here?
133
00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:28,171
Hope?
134
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:31,626
It's just I don't think
she's really objective about Ben,
135
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,927
so I followed your advice
to just go for it.
136
00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:36,525
My advice.
Right.
137
00:17:38,031 --> 00:17:39,465
Your pants are dirty.
138
00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:41,850
I spilled a drink on myself.
It's no big deal.
139
00:17:42,088 --> 00:17:43,715
You better take 'em off.
140
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,063
Take them off?
141
00:17:45,925 --> 00:17:47,925
Quick, or they're gonna stain.
142
00:17:48,504 --> 00:17:49,943
Mark, it's only me.
143
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,786
Don't be shy.
We're roommates.
144
00:17:51,911 --> 00:17:53,697
We're bound to see each other naked.
145
00:18:01,777 --> 00:18:03,832
About Ben, nothing to Hope, right?
146
00:18:05,089 --> 00:18:07,752
- You can count on me, kid.
- What would I do without you?
147
00:18:09,483 --> 00:18:11,463
Evidently, all the fun stuff.
148
00:18:16,955 --> 00:18:18,763
- We're home!
- That's James and Hope.
149
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,020
Isn't this exciting?
150
00:18:20,145 --> 00:18:21,975
The whole gang
together for the first time?
151
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,477
I can't wait. I'm gonna have
such a great time with you.
152
00:18:24,843 --> 00:18:26,565
What happened to the couch?
153
00:18:28,556 --> 00:18:30,259
Ben and I were...
154
00:18:30,566 --> 00:18:32,553
naughty on the couch.
155
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:37,490
- It was me! Sorry!
- Mark, don't.
156
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,189
I got this. I've dealt with worse things
than a rumpled sofa.
157
00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:41,619
Sorry!
It was me!
158
00:18:42,379 --> 00:18:43,454
What were you doing?
159
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,279
You know how it is.
160
00:18:45,404 --> 00:18:47,542
When I get into a new home,
I like to try out the couch,
161
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,844
so I put a little Bon Jovi
on the stereo
162
00:18:49,969 --> 00:18:51,869
and made myself comfortable.
163
00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:54,299
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm a bit of a...
164
00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:01,346
weirdo.
165
00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:03,880
You must really like Bon Jovi.
166
00:19:05,332 --> 00:19:06,769
Who left tissues on my bed?
167
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,940
Mark, I think you're
in your underpants.
168
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,491
- Look, there's been a...
- They're mine! They're all mine!
169
00:19:22,404 --> 00:19:24,278
They're in the bathroom, too!
170
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,571
In every room?
171
00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:31,336
You listen to Bon Jovi
in every room?
172
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,166
Why are we focusing
on the negatives here?
173
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,882
Welcome to the apartment, Mark!
174
00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:42,930
Handcuffs, Mark?
175
00:19:46,568 --> 00:19:47,807
I like a challenge.
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